/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for use the other thread first >>19680372

where is everyone? did yall die

Rate my portfolio

>>19680396
How to fren Jesus fren? I feel like he’s too good for me

*blocks your path*
Going somewhere, Bobo?

First for NUMI

>>19681245
I like your balls, I hope the BA call hits.

>>19681255
Im sure he takes care for frens too :(

move to the new general >>19681271
move to the new general >>19681271
move to the new general >>19681271

This is my first time trying out TVIX this is awesome

>>19681308
we need more stock generals MAKE IT 10 A FCKING DAY WE NEED MORE VOLUME, MORE INFORMATON
I HAVE 3 /SMG/ THREADS ON EVERYDAY ALONG WITH 3 TWITCH STREAMS AND THE NEWS AND SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME
WE MUST LEARN TO DO MORE

>>19681309
Just don’t hold it too long. I learned that one the hard way

>>19681331
this but unironically

>>19681331
relax dude just buy and hold safe stocks like tesla

>>19681326
>for new bread
FINAL WARNING for only go up faggots
Manage your risk or face the full wrath of the BOG.

>VIX pumping
Shit gonna dump hard

Elon musk I a time traveller, but one with average intellect.
Hear me out: Imagine you went back 500 years. You would know all about these amazing inventions but have no clue how to build them, just describe them. Thats Elon

>>19681596
if vix bounces up i'll go have a celebratory jerk off for a green exit

ded kek ponce

just sold my cruiseliners stocks, where do I reinvest or should I just wait

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH posting starts
here we go again...

What thread are we in?

Umm... guys?

I think we're going to the moon.

>>19682104
other one

>>19682102
Again, I'll drop the warning here.
You are forgetting about retail investors. They aren't trading right now.
You're going to see a massive upsurge in an hour or two because retail will buy "cheapies."

>>19682144
What broker is that?

>>19682148
>You are forgetting about retail investors
>you're forgetting about lunch money guys
c'mon.

>>19682148
stocks are a long way from cheap

>>19682160
trading212
anon pointed me there earlier

>>19682148
I want to buy 40.00... but whew boy I am nervous

>>19682182
>>19682148
yeah missread your post, ignore

BULLFAGS GET WRECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU BUY THE TOP?

Anyone think GUSH is a good buy in rn? Do you think itll hit 5 figures again?

>>19681675
Everything Elon pitches he gets from the Jetsons. You don’t even need to be a time traveller, just watch old Hanna Barbera reruns

>>19682196
Oh holy shit we just blew through 40.00.
Holy shit was is even happening???

wew, thank fuck i didnt buy. dodged a bullet
always trust your instincs

>>19682209
>>19682219
It hasn't even started.

>>19682144
no no NO NO NO

MY WEEKLY PUTS ARE SAVED

>>19682250
what kinda puts
how do you hold them that long, just small position?

>>19682224
Sweet. I'm gonna HODL my dividend stocks with a dead hand, but I sold COTY since they apparently deferred their dividends for two quarters. Make a dip for me to buy.

>>19682272
SPY 301P that expire monday that I bought yesterday EOD

i'm still down 50%

>>19681255
He wants to be your friend, He cares for you. You need only open your heart to Him

From 20% down to 5% up in less than an hour, thank you volatility.

>>19680396
nice bull market you got there son, I hope you make gains

Lmao it's going down. Red by noon. Fed pumped too early.

HOLY SHIT MY PUTS ARE UNIRONICALLY SAVED

BLESS YOU BOBO, BUT ALSO FUCK YOU FOR WIPING OUT MY LONG POSITION

>>19682290
oh... good luck then

>>19680396
We are a dollar from closing red today.. this is getting pretty crazy.

Where the fuck is Powell why isn’t he buying this shit

hold your bags

this is just a scare for robinhoods to steal their stocks for cheap

So glad I bagged my 22 DIS shares @ 119.81 avg. Hold them for life. (or 63 years whichever's first). If you'd bought at the IPO and held till today well you'd be a rich fuck several times over.. While that rate of return over the next decades is shot to hell mostly due to them not doing stock splits anymore (shame) still I expect a nice fat return regardless

>>19682326
call him, Donald..

>>19682314
>playing both sides

>>19682282
nothing wrong with holding, just make sure you're not overexposed >>19681413

>>19682319

big rally to finish the day to suck in more bulls then drill some more on monday and tuesday and then return to bull market.

>>19682326
Powell only does repos at 8:30

fucking niggers why this thread is so slow

I'm all in on Hertz. it's gonna moon.

>>19682337
Playing both sides has saved my options account more than once. Otherwise any reversal will wipe you out completely

>>19682338
I'm only holding on positions that already paid out through corpnachan and didn't have money printer go break when they wanted a loan.

Alright where are we buying our puts

That's the stuff.

>slowly but surely regressing back into the state of close yesterday
b-bros

>>19682364
because everyone is in the other thread

>>19682394
you're not seriously going to buy puts right now right

>>19682364
Other thread, plus this thread is outdated, gains are all gone.

>he didnt sell the bounce

It's going to bounce again very soon.

>it's 11am on the East coast
I warned you, bros.

HOLY FUCK THIS BETTER BOUNCE HOW DO I GET INTO TRENDLINES

how the fuck are you retarded mother fuckers not getting in on FAZ and TZA right now?

>>19682464
And then crash again.
>>19682489
What warning? I am West coast so I only woke up recently.

>>19682489
>turn off algo
>retail tards buy calls and cheapies
>turn on algo
>margin call retailtards

So should I buy anything or what

>>19682511
Pottery

>>19682516
see >>19682506

how anyone is buying anything right next to that giant red 1h dildo is beyond comprehension

>>19682511
You assume retail tards are margin.
You are talking about people who's knowledge of stocks is basically "stocks go up!"
You are talking about people who don't bother to research companies, they just buy what they know or because they heard from a friend that it was a good buy.
You are talking about people who don't know even know what an option is outside of "really risky, never do it, you could lose everything!"
Basically, you are assuming these people are in any way stock market literate.
But they're not. And that's why they're going to utterly crush the bears today, like they've done the last three months.

Just a couple more dumps and fed pumps and we'll be red again.

>>19682599
And the 150000 Robin Hood users who are buying the literally worthless equity of Hertz? A company presently undergoing chapter 11 filings. Are they smart money?

>>19682196
updated to reflect reality

S&P IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>it's going back up
never doubted, frankly.

>>19682423
I decided to buy SPXS instead @8.48

Never actually bought a Bear ETF yet but I’m assuming it’ll be good over the weekend? Any experienced anons help me out <3

>>19682689
back down we go

>My puts are up even when the market is green
>everything's about to go under
Soon

It's incredibly satisfying to sell options at a profit and then see them run down to nearly worthless levels within a couple of hours. I need to remember this feeling when it's obvious that greed is setting in.

This sucks.. Next week better be green all the way..

>>19682719
Nope. I hope

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>>19682365
BASED
it's gonna go to 0 soon LMAO

Let us have a moment of silence for those who fomo'd back in at the top this morning after selling yesterday

Why are we red, what's the news?

>>19682748
honestly a satisfaction based model of emotional kneejerking instead of a fear based one could pay huge dividends in the long term

Can Jerome just let it drop? This is pathetic.

Buy

REFR
CLF
MRO

>>19682770
I like it red
You're fucking dead
-Jolin Tsai

>>19680396
Dear God and Jesus, please make number go up. Amen.

STOP SELLING $SPY

$SPY PLEASE GO UP

JPOW HELP ME

>>19682783
Goronabirus surging again. 3 months of nonstop money printing to make stonks look good while the overall economy is in shambles isn't very good. Bear market rally is ending. So on and so on

>>19682791
Powell has abandoned us I thought he was our guy

>check SPY
oh dear...

Stock theme musax this week...

https://youtu.be/b0MZ75WByyY

>>19682782
Press S to spit on their graves

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>SPY 299
cunnybros?

>that SPY floor at 300

I'm just going to go all into ETFs and forget about this. Fuck this shit. I have a six figure salary and I love my job so I have no idea why I'm stressing myself out trying to make more money when I can buy literally anything I want right now.

>>19682785
It's hard to come by because you get it on the back end of the trade, after getting out of it and seeing what happens. It really has to mean getting it right to begin with. There's so many ways to look at it, because it also sucks to sell something then see it immediately go into low earth orbit. The psychology of it is easy to talk about but really hard to translate into practice, at least for me.

>>19682847
>one down day wipes out three years of dividends
You’re right, but they’re fickle friends and now is not the time

Virus panic is back in play to hurt Trump. It went missing while Dems wanting to race bait and riot nationwide. Now that's over so they can use the virus again.

>>19682877

You had your fun bobos, now its time for new ATH

>VIX 42
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19682900
>muh dems
>muh must defend poor trump
>muh western world
Fuck off back to your hole retard

>finally feel happy because I'm close to breaking even
>my portfolio drops 15% in the last 2 days

This market is fucking dumb. The Fed killed high interest rate savings accounts, do I look into CDs or something? I just earnestly have no idea what's happening in this meme market.

>suddenly everything is climbing back up

>>19682932
>muh muh's

I missed the knife and it stabbed me, frens.

>>19680396
>You have been visited by the Basedposter of Accurate Predictions.
>Portfolio recovery and CryptoMetal moon gains will come to you, but only if you post
>Phase 3, I should have listened

:)

stocks for zoomer hair loss?

>>19682992
we're almost cleared through stage 3 desu. let's all hope the stimulus is fiscal, not monetary, and not an air drop. Infrastructure bill would be so fucking based.

JPOW DO SOMETHING

MY CALLS ARE DYING

How can HTZ be up fucking 40%

>>19683047
>he bought calls
>at the peak
i remember my first time

Well looks like my Bobo senses were tingling at right moment. Closed inverse position today , I don't believe we can get another significant leg down before selection. Nah ah

In a normal market with good fundamentals that doesn't swing like a shitcoin how much money do I need in stocks before I can make decent gains?

>>19683047
>calls at this time
anon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>19683115
50k

>Equating the money changer center with God
Jerome, get the whips.

>>19683115
That depends on what exactly are you planning to do.

>>19683062
>>19683117
$spy was up this morning i thought it was gonna be a pump

fuck

We're back.

JEROME

how fucked am I?
bought this shit 5 days ago

I fucked a 300lb korean girl

>>19683172
We know, Baggie

>>19683168
Well according the pic you're only down like two euro, so maybe skip a coffee today and you're set.

i'm not fucking selling

JAY DO IT NOW

>>19683168
>dumping so much cash into the markets when we literally JUST recovered all corona losses in the S&P 500

at this point you can just hold because you are in too deep

>>19680396
What are you snacking on fellow bears? I smoked some salmon yesterday and im eating it with some berries.

i sold the bottom

>>19683172
did you tell her to go easy on the rice pudding after?

>>19683172
Nice pics ? Link ?

STONKS FINNA BOUTTA GO DOWN

>>19680396

This is bullish right guys?

>>19683217
that's what happens when you think with your emotions

Monday morning green or red relative to this noon?

>>19683216
that sounds good as fuck what kind of berries? leftover mexican food here, before my daily noontime adderall, then nothing until i pop some edibles this evening. Should be a wild ride I hear they are quite strong.

Gonna take my TVIX gains today too. Hoping for a big TVIX jump but at this point I'd be good if they just stayed where they're at. Selling EOD.

>>19683221

Fuck it why not

>XOM divvies

>>19683216

>market so clowny, i can't even properly mock people - by the time i make the bear meme, its going up; i switch to bull memes, it goes down

>>19683217

it's okay, that wasn't even close to the bottom. go relax for a week or two and come back

>>19683276
Cover all your bases with clownworld memes

>>19683265

>>19683263
How was her smell

>>19682816
Could be a bear trap.

>>19683265
Heard that. The only reason I ever bought TVIX in the first place is because out of principle I will NEVER sell my XOM - it's my largest position and I believe in the company. I will roll my TVIX profits into XOM, when the time is right. Gonna sit in cash through at least Wed of next week though to see what direction the wind is blowing. Looks like it's blowing down =DD

Scalping SPY puts on that dump was comfy. I might scalp some more puts soon because stagnating around 304 means we probably dump back down to 301.

>>19683263
>nipple piercings

Let me predict the future:
Odds = stocks down
Even = stocks up
Doubles = stocks crater
Trips = stocks moon

>>19683235
again 312k shares at 303.75 big boys are jumping ship

>he thought the market would recover to pre-covid even after a -30% GDP DROP

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. Anyone who didn't already sell is delusional. Earnings do not justify these valuations. Mathematically the market must go down. It's only a question now of when. Go cash now and buy it once valuations are mathematically logical once again.

>>19683235
Extremely

>>19683295
wouldn't you be better off with DXD or SDOW?

>>19683291

Not bad at all

Unless I see 20% drops, I am not buying back into this shit.

>>19683210
I'm on it Donald.

we ending green bois

>>19683295
Where do you see the price of XOM getting to?

>>19683168
Fellow Vodafone buyers remorse fag. I'm down more than you.

>>19683330
your mom is ending green

Well I for one moved out of US stocks as they're way too volatile, back into the more relaxed UK/Euro stocks, most of which finished in the green today, with the FTSE up a decent and non-volatile 0.2%

I'm starting to think nobody is actually a bear on /smg/ and it's people trying to scare others into selling.

https://www.strawpoll.me/20331485
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>>19683300
Guaranteed slag. Nice work.

>>19683168
>>19683336
My only reds (since investment) so far are Merck, Wallgreens, Ross Stores and Vodafone.

>>19683350
Did the three continuous months of bear posts being wrong in the long term clue you in?

Open today was opportunity to sell and obviously a lot of people did. I'm feeling Monday crash incoming and for that reason I'm holding because I'm always wrong, clown world, I don't even care anymore

>>19683334
$1,000,000 a share ez

>>19683243
Edibles can get certain people without a lot of exposure to them so high that they'll swear it was laced with psychedelics. Seriously, take a very small dose if you're not used to those experiences.

>>19683353
We lose the last few weeks of gains, over the next few weeks. No collapse, despite real world events demanding one.

>>19680396

Guys do you think GUSH will reach 6 digits again this year?

>>19683365
I bet we're negotiating by close today and that's going to panic everyone into another fire sale

>>19682853
based cunnybro

Has GNUS finally hit its bottom? I feel like it would be a good stock that will steadily grow

>>19683358
>>19683336

at least they pay like 9 cent per stock pa

>>19683387
>negotiating
Negative. Auto correct gay

>>19683380
>two copies of Monkey Mindset
how alpha are you?

>>19683386
GUSH has reverse split, it was never 6 digits

>>19683325
Im just going to DCA for a while. I bought in yesterday BEFORE the crash so...yeah.

What a rollercoaster of a day. We're only 2.5 hours in too.

>>19683410
The Alphest Ape in America.

Reminder that our guy GALT is due any day to announce the trial started.

Where my /SSL/ Chads at?
>meme stock

>>19680396
WTF IS EVEN HABBEING. What will happen on monday bros?

LINE GO UP
LINE GO DOWN
LINE GO UP
LINE GO DOWN
LINE GO UP

Pick a fucking direction already

>>19682837
S

Dividends, more like Divid-friends. OwO

>>19683424
see you at 0

>up 3% in (((pre market)))
>nearly go negative 2 hours after
This market is absolutely (((chosen)))

>>19683429
Gains

>>19683424
If ssl is Chad, is cpe beta cuck?

>>19683432
>Hail SnibSnab

>>19683437
>See you at 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qoP-Ine74U

>>19683401
there's a penny stock thread

slow and steady

I'm gonna be honest, the memes that have come out of all this are the best part.
I might even feel a modicum of affection for you useless sacks of shit.

>>19683380
>those vox day books
hahahaha

That sudden oil spike! I put some more into SSL today, should have bought some XOM too but it doesn't seem like quite as much of a cheap buy right now. I'll probably end up just shifting a lot of my SSL into it for the dividends next year anyways.
I need to take a few hundred back out sometime before end of month for some expenses, but I'm not sure if it'll be this coming Monday or the next Monday after. One of the two should be big green compared to today but hard to say which.
>>19683386
To be honest, since I sold my GUSH for a nice little profit I haven't felt the urge to buy back in again. As things get stabler it seems to perform worse which isn't what you want from a leveraged ETF. If I were you and you're holding, I'd just set a nice sell limit, maybe 20% over where you bought, let it fill, and get into XOM and SSL while they're still cheap in the meantime.

>>19683436

>>19683458
Learn from the pros folks.

Pull back is over.

>>19683345
Hah, pussy. I love the volatility and excitement. Maybe I'm just a degenerate gambler but I thrive on the adrenaline rush.

>>19683429
>What will happen on monday bros?
If people could predict the future, they wouldn't be posting here. They would be billionaires doing whatever billionaires do, harvesting the pineal glands of children, I don't know.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDDDDD WE ARE BACK!

“Just because the circus is in town you don’t need to runaway and join” I’m dead, funny shit.

>>19683432
S N I B

is robinhood broken

>>19683115
You can make gains of 500+ a month with 10k if you play it smart with covered calls and naked puts on strong stocks plus holding good growth stocks.
OR you can meme and dump all your money into garbage. Might I recommend Hertz? Guaranteed $10 by the end of today!

>he's not buying SSL to make some gainz in a sea of red

>>19683507
How? Show us your degenerate bets that could have put you negative.

>>19680396
OHHHH NOOO, I MISSED THE DIP AGAIN! PLEASE BOBO, CRASH IT!

>>19683513
Portfolio screen wasn’t updating correctly.

Anyone know why the market is acting so retarded?

>>19683513
Mine is fine

>>19683540
million dollar question here.

>>19683507
What was the high? I would have necked myself if I was up over a million and didn't take profit.

This fucking market is being retarded. Nobody in their right mind will hold over the weekend.

>>19683507
What was the peak

>>19683540

because it's based on retardation and it an accurate reflection of how retarded everybody is

>>19683507
Did you show us all the robinhood accounts with 50k deposits that ended with pennies

>>19683513
robinhoods are scared off after yesterday
they will buy from me on Monday though because that's how the market works - you profit from buying fear

All in tvix and cant even sell it because will become pdt, how much money I will lose today and is there a chance of crash on monday

>>19683540
This is textbook action Friendo

>>19683540
See >>19683458

>>19683540
Because all investors are retarded. They'd all turn profit if they'd only switch to the wojack system.

>>19683514
>Might I recommend Hertz? Guaranteed $10 by the end of today!
Are you the type that wants to see the world burn?

>>19682290
You bought puts yesterday? What the fuck.

>>19683524

>>19683554
heh. I skimmed a bit off the top, but I'll keep the rest of my bearish bets this weekend too. fuck it.

>>19683568
It was a hedge for my calls

>>19683540
stop watching the 1m chart retard

>yahoo article today is blaming robinhood kiddies on the crash
wew lad
wew

>>19683535
Worry not

>>19683159
lol i am just sad i didnt buy the put @ 308 like I was trying to because I didnt put put the bid high enough

>>19683540
people catching falling knives. it isn't even up that much and VIX is nuts.

>>19683424
200+ shares now. Made it down under 9 average. Most of my portfolio in at current valuation. I had nothing to buy it with down at 7.5 because I'm a poorfag who was waiting on a paycheck, but at least I got it at reasonable prices today.
>>19683429
I'm going to say up but not as up as last Monday, peaking 4% higher than today's peak. Newfag investors like me will have learned to partial profit sell any day that spikes as much as last Monday in order to rebuy the dip. I knew it would dip at least Tuesday but I got caught up in the moment thinking maybe I'm wrong, maybe I need to leave it all in and Tuesday will moon even higher and then I'll sell before the dip. I knew better but did it anyways. I didn't expect a long dip so I would have bought Tuesday, but I could have had probably an extra 25 shares of SSL if I'd been smart. It's tough to make good decisions when you're busy at work while making them, that's why I generally don't day trade and want to do long holds. I will profit take at least a bit if this Monday is green though.

>>19683611
no volume pumps big volume dumps

>>19682334
DIS is acting like is going bankrupt by cutting off their dividends completely. also not a coronavirus approved stock.

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>>19683540
Whales and fish action

Dump thursday to gobble up robinhooders. Then push it up and drop all buying the next day to get another buy / sell movement from daytraders.

Its retail fish swarms getting eaten up alongside some return of gravity. Even the treasury might have been selling thursday

make sure to get out before the algos turn back on after lunch

>>19683540
>>19683535

Retarded zoomer robinhood traders trading around lunch. It'll dip back once they're back to work.

>>19682334
Where is this further room for growth come from for DIS?

>>19683243
Here I was wanting off Mr Bones wild ride, getting what I deserve for holding after last week. DOW down 7%, positions dump 5-25% in a single day. DOW up 2%, posistions up 2-15%. Clearly you just need to be on the right diet to follow the market.

>>19683584
I wish I wasn't retarded so I could do options betting

holy shit, pic related hits too close to home

Do I buy Boieng now or wait to see if this is a dead cat bounce?

>>19683584
my practice trading account also went down to $700,000 from $1.4m
i am just not cut out for options

>>19683628
We appreciate how forthcoming you are fren ,gains are gains be they 300k or a mil

>>19683628
what was happening in your head when you saw one million, and next day it dipped, why did you not take it?

>>19683628
Congratulations anon if this is real, you have made it.

>>19683668
aerospace cannot go any lower
its a fact

>>19683628
>Up over a million dollars
>Buys short dated calls on a terrible company like Boeing
You have/had a gambling problem. There's no reason to be fucking around with options if you have that much money. Even an average return at that point would be like 70-120k a year and it will quickly compound into more money than you know what to do with.

>>19683677
he sold at +140%^^

Very low volume at peak. Next crash coming?

>>19683675
I think it's from the /biz/ gambling subreddit.

>>19683634
Think of market as an ocean. Shit is eating eachother. Big swarm of fish go into stock and the slow ones chomped down a bigger fishes stomach. Etc

The actual ocean conditions vary in importance. Its all the weird life forms in it that dictate day to day actions. Its a game of survival and thiving with some basic framework based on what is really happening.

This weeks makes sense, whales saw a big chance to gobble.

there are people who bought on Monday. imagine that.
I know this for real because my friend keeps texting me to whine

>>19683692
What else? Smg could never accomplish this.

>>19683554
No, tripfags are retarded. Anyone dumping their cheap shit this weekend because red line go down a bit is probably going to be butthurt when they lose out on long term profit

>>19683692
its even higher than 1million, so you cant be just like "oh I will let it reach million and then take it"
degenerates.

>>19683668
Do you have confidence that Boeing will be worth more later than it is now?
You can play "will it or won't it" like >>19683628
but at the end of the day, if you are confident in the stock where it is now, why not buy it?
Alternatively, set a cash secured put at the value you want to buy the stock at. If you get your stock at your preferred price point, great! If not, then you pocket the premium and can write another to get more premiums.
Short term massive gains are rare. The best money makers make consistent money throughout the year regardless of what the market does.

>>19683563
Textbook what?

>>19683540
Because as a species we've migrated past the need for a market.
Anything that goes on now is caused by a duck swimming away in a pond

>>19683705
>longterm profits
>when FOMO retards are still down -25% since Monday

>>19683379
thanks for the advice friend.
>>19683642
yes - a healthy diet of adderall 20mg xr is key to success in trading. edibles for the comedown. cigarettes occasionally. it's how business gets done, son.

>>19683699
I meant in the context that he will not get an answer from the actual investor, just some phagocyte that permeates the boundary of both communities.

>>19683634
How to avoid getting eaten by whales during unstable market guide:
1) Identify necessary and well-positioned companies that have the resources to weather the current conditions and will be valued at much more than they currently are after it, whether the problem lasts a month, a quarter, a year, or two years. Subtract, say, 15% from their pre-trouble stock price in case things go poorly for their entire sector and/or the market overall, or the whole sector was overvalued before.
2) Place money you don't need to survive into your brokerage and buy them. Buy them as low as you can but don't be afraid to buy slightly high on the individual day or week if that is when you are around and can buy them.
3) Do not sell them no matter how low they go, and continue to place non-survival money in the market during lows or ahead of time to buy them low.
4) Stop worrying about timing so much, if you FOMO and buy a spike don't freak out and sell, try to at least only buy the beginning of the spike, or else stay out of it.
5) Again, do not sell until the market stabilizes, even if your investment loses half its value. It is much more likely to lose the top half than the bottom half of that value due to market fluctuations, so buy more at half off. This is all contingent on having chosen an actual large and well-funded company with a good structure and long term prospects.
6) If you become fearful, write the money off as lost altogether and go hibernate for a year or two, rather than selling and rebuying some other shiny thing you've looked into less.
7) Sell ONLY after market has been normal and stable for at least one quarter and you've made your profit. If it pays dividends, keep some.
8) Do NOT get clever with gambling and predictions. Do NOT.
9) If you're not as poor as me, do this with five good companies evenly invested instead of 1 or 2

If you follow this simple guide, whales can never ever ever fuck you.
Or you can just buy an ETF when low and hold.

>>19683724
I'm only down 23% right now, thank you very much

>>19683709
For real. if I hit a mil, I would keep an eye on it like a fucking HAWK and sell the moment there was more than a 10% drop. A million when you're under 50 is pretty much a set for life lotto ticket.

>>19683705
When TVIX hits $700 again I'll go long.

>>19683747
Based
Hope you make it back up.

>>19683724
I am only -5% because I am not THAT stupid
regardless I have -20% in 1 stock

>Sold yesterday on the downturn at the end thinking it was going to keep going down.
>everything up today...

If we are not dropping monday to where I can get back in on the shit I sold then I'm going to say fuck it and just stick to driving into dividend paying blue-chips.
Just snowball into some comfy passive income with low worry.
I don't think I have the constitution to do this day trading stuff.

>>19683682
This

>>19683738
>It is much more likely to lose the top half than the bottom half of that value due to market fluctuations, so buy more at half off
This is a losing move. There are exactly two reasons idiots lose way too much money. Either panic selling or dumping more into a loser.

>>19683276
>/weg/ visiting /smg/

Get out you fools. Just cut your losses and get out

>>19683738
Yeah I think a long hold, no option strategy is best right now. In quality. I think a 1 year horizon is ideal now. Looking to q2 2020 and ignoring the ups and downs

>>19683649
No this was even a retarded bet at the time but I went $40k -> $2.2m on Fidelity and thought it would be fun to yolo more than a million dollars on my Robinhood account.

Turns out yoloing is only fun if you win.

I put $40k into Fidelity and ended up putting something like $100-110k gradually into RH.

Actively traded on RH with all my brainpower, but on Fidelity I just bought and then rolled lower or rolled over SPY puts as they increased in price or came within 1 month of expiration.

All my brainpower and best effort on RH took my account from ~$100k to $1.8m to $200k to $400k.

Buying puts and rolling them out without day trading too much on Fidelity? $40k to $2.8m. Then I got nervous and panicked and day traded it down, I think to around 2.2 or 2.4m. Then I stopped.

I'm a retard when I actively make decisions.

>>19683724
I'm down 12%, green overall though. SSL, CHWY and SKYW keeping me sane so far

>>19683628
anon... I am so sorry for your loss.

New
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>>19683628
>14,832.96%

this pattern is called: I won the lottery

what the fuck did this guy even do? puts on some meme overvalued shit?

>>19683770
everything is down today too you mong

>>19683784
2021*

I dont wanna trade rest of 2020. Feel investing is fine right now for a slow eventual appreciation. Think by July market settles down. Biden presidency is going to be less.radical than obama

>>19683724
I'm up 5% the last three months. I'm still down 10% all year from believing "it's just a flu"
Yes I'm salty about it, but at least I'm comfortable long term with the things i'm hodl'ng.
>tfw wedding's going to be small and cheap with only close family and friends attending.

>>19683709
>>19683675

I wanted $10m after short term capital gains taxes

So was hoping for like $17-19m pre-tax lol

>>19683295
XOM BROS UNITED
>100 is coming
>tasty divvies

>>19683808
in what sense? Like down from where we were at the beginning of the year? Yeah I guess.
This gain seems like some early morning eagerness and then a slight correction. I think we're closing green.

>>19683717
Textbook shitposting. The guy doesn't know any more than anyone else in here.

>>19683775
A loser, yeah. But a stock that's way down and way up again week to week during market turbulence and overall downturn, with an actual market and actual prospects, isn't one.
>>19683784
I was originally looking at Q1 2021 when I got into airlines and oil, but the outbreak is a little worse than I thought it would get, plus socialist idiots are making their big play ahead of the election which I figured people would worry less about because of all this. So Q2 might be a better time to shift into divvies, maybe even Q3?

Ok fellas

XOM vs OKE
What is the better bet for dividends?
Both energy companies.

>>19683862
kek, based

>>19683805
SPY puts that were pretty far OTM back in late Feb/early March before vix hit 80+

>>19683674
<3

>>19683562
>All in tvix and cant even sell it because will become pdt, how much money I will lose today and is there a chance of crash on monday

How much are you holding at what was your buy in?
Holding TVIX over this weekend is a very, very bad idea....

Are year long calls worth it at this point? I'm not sure how long it'll take for this whole mess to be over.

when do we sell puts on spy, not even up 100% yet

>>19681283
TSLA @ 1075
Don't tell me that date is the expiry.
They're under a grand again.

>>19683748
imagine being this impoverished of mind.

>>19684337
Musk could still tweet
>LMAO