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hi /biz/
just here to see if anyone could take up my offer to find me a online gf for a 1000 links

throwawaylinkie737262@gmail.com

my depression is getting really bad, ive been lying in bed all day (14 hours) lurking 4chan on phone.
i have a paper due in 12 hours i havent started (summer class) it would really motivate me if someone could help with gf thing. If someone could just send 1 email.
i feel embarrassed spamming /biz/ but youre all i got left
if my crypto stack (worth about 6 figures) ends up going to multi millions one day, i wouldnt mind giving the anon who finds me gf $100,000 . Ill even make $200,000 if its really dream gf. I really need gf. I already offered my other internet friends this, but even they cant find me gf no matter how much money i offer.

yhanks

>> No.19674159

>>19674090
All the girlfriends you want at chaturbate.com. Can I have the link now?

>> No.19674274

>>19674090

if you have really bad depression.... YouTube Trauma release exercises. I went from wanting to kill myself to the vitality of a 15 year old.

The shit is magic. The dude behind is David bercelli figured out that wild animals that get attacked by predators never have the long lasting effects of stress and anxiety because they tremor the stress and Trauma out right after they get away and then go back to grazing 2 mins later like nothing ever happened.

Main exercises is lie on back, bottoms of feet together so your legs are in a crab position then raise your kneecaps up anywhere between 1 and 8 inches and your legs will start involuntarily convulsing like they are in an exorcism and that is stress and trauma discharging from your body.

Another position is lie on back like your going to do a sit up. Put insides of your feet together and move your knees outward from each other 1-8 inches until you find the sweet spot where you start tremoring.

Mental health isssues aren’t in your head. It’s trauma and stress stored in your body. Which is why talk therapy doesn’t work and is a sham

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>>19674090
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>>19674090
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>> No.19674475

I made a few threads on it here in biz and this was a response to the 2nd thread I made a week later by some other biztard who delved into what I was saying.

This shit is life changing.

If you want post an email address of yours and can help you further

>> No.19674522

You better fucking do it too I provided all that info while driving on the highway cuz I’m fucking permanbanned at home

I’m also the mom kicked me out of her house anon.

>> No.19674557

>>19674090
bruh just go to Asia and bang hookers.

FUND solves this.

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Bizzarros should pimp sisters or nmi. How old this girlfriend you speak of? Does it have to have a benis? Need it be able to walk? Do you require teeth?

>> No.19675062

bump :(

>> No.19675103

>>19674090
bruh for a 1,000 LINK ill dressup as a girl and be your maid.

>> No.19675111

I can help you with that , you just need to get your ass down here in East Europe ( Romania ) :)

>> No.19675123

>>19674090
is there a reason you want an e-gf specifically over an irl gf

>> No.19675210

>>19674090
I sent you a message from my Protonmail

>> No.19675719

>>19674274
Have a toke(a tiny bit) beforehand you can sink into it deeper.

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>>19674090
I sent my message good sir