/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19672025
sweat profusely

>>19672025
spit in her face

>>19672025
feverishly sniff the air

>>19672025
spaghetti and run

that's a man

>sir, you're hired!

>>19672025
I'm not black so probably just jerk off to the memory of her tits

post the source

>>19672025
Where the fuck are my tendies you dumb whore?

>>19672025
is it porn?

>>19672094
This

>>19672071
fuck man this made me laugh so hard

I would be a nervous wreck. would probably stutter a lot and ruin my chance of getting the job. would jerk off later at home

>>19672025
Source in webm title doesn't work nigga, link doesn't exist

>>19672025
Kill it with fire

>>19672125
yeah it is
she pretends to be an escort in... I want to say ibiza

>>19672025
get an erection and try to get her to notice it until i'm thrown out or get the job

Id smash but im married now fuck

wtf are the point of those buttons when there are no buttonholes

>>19672025
reminds me of Tinder dates, I actually used to love going on Tinder dates

girl makes up her mind immediately if she wants to fuck you or not, so you end up either 1) talking about who-fucking-cares, getting drunk and fucking her, or 2) shitty conversation where she's not interested in anything you say, she's looking around the bar for someone hotter than you, and you get to get recklessly drunk and have a good time anyways

I kinda miss that shit

>>19672515

What in the fuck is with tinder girls not wanting to fuck IRL or even go out on dates?

I've got like 6 of these dumb bitches sending me nudes and dirty talking me on snapchat, but NONE of them will meet up with me IRL. what the FUCK is this i just want to FUCK SOME 5/10 FUCK PIG GOD DAMMIT

>>19672554
Women are scared of COVID, but if you can’t seal the deal with a fat bitch to smash then you can’t just blame that.

How long are you talking to these thots? After you get the nudes it’s time to head to her place. You sitting there having week(s) long convos and shit playing with your food while Chads that know how to pull the trigger is banging her out after 4 DMs.

>>19672554
I was in a big city so it was a bit of a numbers game. You gotta be flexible and not get caught up on one girl. Sometimes you'll get led on and never ever even meet the girl, that's just part of the game

>>19672606
I try to initiate meetups no more than a few hours after receiving nudes. 2 of these fat bitches have said "oh i'm self conscious idk" and others are like "oh i don't do hookups lol, but here's a video of me fucking myself, can i watch you cum?"

I drop them very quickly, i'm not one of these dudes that has real convos with tinder sluts, i am quick and to the point like i'm supposed to be. Covid hasn't even come up while talking to any of them. I've got a "date" with one but I doubt she'll be down to fuck, i'm gonna try my god damn hardest tho

>>19672632
maybe that's part of my problem, i'm in a smaller town and some of these bitches i match with are like 30-40 miles away (which is fine because i drive to those cities to party with friends anyway). I am not getting caught up on any single girl, although there's some i'd rather fuck more than others, but throwing the pole to reel them in is often the same.

FUCK dude

>>19672554
You’re fucking up. If you get nudes you got the approval to smash. You waste too much time and soon as another man that’s more stimulating and not a beta faggot comes along she fucks him while she gives you blue balls and sends you shit out of boredom until the next fuck.

>>19672739
wtf how am i wasting time by asking to hook up practically immediately after receiving nudes? "hahaa yoo we should fuck FOR REAL like TOMORROW i'm free, i'll be in town, what are you doing, i got weed i'll buy you drinks, etc. etc. etc."

i don't fuckin get it dude

>>19672632
I'm so glad I've been in a relationship for a while and that my game has always been meeting women out in public. I have no fucking idea how I'd juggle multiple women via multiple texts these days. I pretty much have to start ignoring texts the moment 3 different people start texting me during the day I'd be flushing hours down the toilet by the time it's all said and done.

Rape

>>19672025
stutter uncontrollably and stare at the table while talking to her

Immediately walk out as I closed the GIF so as to avoid any occasion of sin. It profits you nothing to indulge your sensual appetites. They grow with continued indulgence until they are insatiable and a separate nature one that will rot your soul from the inside out and when you die, you'll see you wasted your life chasing highs and trifles no different than a heroin addict.

>>19672071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPHtQnrShPQ

>>19672836
Second nature*

>>19672025
>order myself a drink too and joke about offering her another one once she's finished at least *half* of that one *audible chuckle
>quickly ascertain where her insecurities are and calmly shape all of my answers around them
>order side dishes
>joke about champagne being off the menu unless I was celebrating *audible chortles
>impress with one of 4 stories that could make her cry
>cries.jpg
>order a double each
>order food to go
>fuck her like an animal in the nearest hotel room
>campagne.jpg
>find out all of her secrets
>research senior management positions at the firm on phone while she sucks out my morning load

>>19672875
Based

>>19672025
Leave. Some other coomer already fucking thought of this idea. Whatever this faggot OP is doing is behind the times.

>>19672791
>ctrl f rape
oh thank god thought i was gonna have to post it myself

>>19672632
SAUCE?

>>19672025
Go to the restroom and jerk off

>>19672730
>i'm in a smaller town and some of these bitches i match with are like 30-40 miles away

oh yeah absolutely that's the problem. It's tough to be like "yeah I'll drive 30 miles to see you, it's no problem" without sounding a little desperate, plus then it's like where are you going to bang? hotel room? car? invite yourself over to her place? all are poor options

just keep playing the game, it'll work eventually

>>19672789
100% same. I am now in a committed relationship and I much prefer it to the degenerate dating App scene. The dating app scene had fun moments for sure though - if you're a decent looking guy with a little bit of money in a big city, you can get into some absolutely degenerate stuff; I'd sometimes fuck a girl raw and then go fuck another girl raw later without ever washing my dick, etc. Stuff that I'm not at all proud of but also glad I got it out of my system and didn't let it consume my life.

>>19673022
I forget, just google the image

>>19672836
based

>>19673118
>I'd sometimes fuck a girl raw and then go fuck another girl raw later without ever washing my dick, etc. Stuff that I'm not at all proud of but also glad I got it out of my system and didn't let it consume my life.

fuck i need to do this man, i wanna get this outta me real quick before i'm not as handsome as i am now

>>19672071
this. the only correct answer ITT

>>19672554
Maybe it's just me but usually getting nudes means I'm less likely to get pussy out of it. They're getting their sexual thrills sending nudes instead of catching this dick, so I don't ask for them ever. If I get a date 90% of the time I'm getting pussy a couple hours later so I don't fuck around trying to make it happen. Sometimes you just have to string these bitches along for a while until they agree to meet up. Just send a couple dumb messages every three or four days and suggest a meet up every week or two.
My experience doesn't seem to be typical though so ymmv

>>19672730
I agree with >>19673285
A chick sending nudes and you responding with dick pics or talking about how hot she is is stimulation enough for her and she gets to play that game longer.

If a chick sends one randomly, seal the deal there or leave her on read for a while. I tend to play the role of the nudes aint shit to me and it usually works well.

>>19672094
Wait how are blacks oppressed if they easily score with beautiful women

>>19673804
>>19673285

damn, never thought about it like that. thanks guys, means a lot

>>19672025
break the ice by asking if her lesbian partner domestically abuses her

>>19672025
are your pronouns he/him or they/them

>>19673118
>I got it out of my system
lmao stds stay with you for life retard. you didnt get shit out of your system

>>19672025
that's a dude.

>>19672071
>>19672841
>snifff
>did you just roll out of bed and stretch or do you smell this good all the time.

>>19672025
That's a man

>>19672025
post source, fag

>>19672025
>weak handshake
>broad shoulders

Ask her if she knows what Verasity is and what it will do for the tech space. If she doesn't, leave.

>>19672554
because they're bots you fucking retard. they'll send you these nudes and get you all riled up and thinking about meeting and shit and them BLAM "hey will you please sign something on this obvious scam website and send me this special code "

pull out my dick

>>19672025

Lets gather some facts.

>has short hair like a dude
>sides cut
>bragging her titties out(which is a good thing)
>presents herself somehow a bit girlish behaviour like
>has man'ish face
>has some fake ass jewelry on board
>has a star on her bag (prob. some lefty hefty fuckmeat i guess)
>comes with sandals to job interview

Conclusion: Would hire and bang in office 24/7, prolly cooming inside her

>>19672025
>See her
>get boner
>shake her hand
>Hold back urge to just beg her to let me stick my dick in her

alright im gunna need a sauce NOW

Muslim here, I genuinely don't see the point in smashing pussy the way you western so.y"men" do it.
You drain your balls for a few days, they soon fill back up.
You're not marrying these women, not forming a family. You're ruining them for the next guy who will eventually settle down with them.

Basically why is your culture so shit and how have you survived this long? I don't think you're gonna be around much longer, just saying

Say "I respect you"

>>19677561
The next century unironically belongs to Russia and China. Europe will be invaded by Russia sometime in the future and the rest of asia will get taken over by China with Japan potentially forming military alliances and holding off without aid.

>>19672554
Bots dude.
Real women would should up on a date with you if they were interested. Even if they are flesh and blood they are robots if their brain is a slave to attention with no physical output of energy.

>>19677561
Im a white Catholic and youre 100% right

>>19672025
>getting interviewed by a hole
leave immediately

>>19677561
Non-Muslim here.
I genuinely don't see the point in smashing women's heads in with stones the way you Muslim camel men do it.
You get your anger out for a few days and soon it fills back up.
You're not going to marry these women, not taking a 5th wife, you're just killing them when they clearly wanted to be with a man.

Basically why is your culture so shit and how have you survived this long? I don't think you're gonna be around after oil, just saying.

>>19677561
Fuck off sandnigger. Kill yourself. You are far away from civilisation. You are not accepted in the rest of the world. You are an ignorant and dumb sandnigger. Your moms, wifes and daughters are constantly showing off their fat tits, ass and pussy to random strangers on Snapchat and Tiktok. Wake up subhuman.

>>19672025
>source_in_webm_title.webm
who

>>19672107
Go back

>>19677687
>>19677639
Except although he follows a false god, he is right. Way to kill your soul and abandon virtue and love, faggots. Enjoy burning out the receptors in your brain rendering you incapable of loving the miserable family youll eventually have. When you wonder "where did it all go wrong" I want you to think back to the first stupid roastie, also blindly led along by our ruined culture, you banged for no reason and maybe get a clue.

>>19672025
coom

Girl is Hannah Brooks and everyone who didn't provide a source here is a massive faggot (op included)

>>19672025
An interview to become a slave.

Anon i....

>>19677843
thank u brother

>>19677843
thanks anon. hope you get massive gains today

>>19677843
>Faggot wanting praise for clicking google image search

>>19672068
seriously, the company just disrespected you sending some stupid whore to interview you. by allah, spitting at her is the only acceptable response

>>19674259
I know a guy who got hepatitis A from eating at Chipotle. Life will find a way to fuck you one way or another.

>>19672025
"Welcome to Femboy Hooters!"

>>19672025
Only a low iq nigger would find this man faced fat whore attractive. kys

>>19677687
>You are far away from civilisation. You are not accepted in the rest of the world.

>you are far away from civilization. You are not accepted on reddit.
How you sound to me

>>19672025
tell her we don't employ whores

>>19672875
>quickly ascertain where her insecurities are and calmly shape all of my answers around them
Nice wording, anon. I never realized thats what I was doing when talking to chicks before.

>>19672554
Larping neckbeards who jack off to their furry fantasy
>and you jacked off to them

>>19677768
>muh dopamine receptors
The newest buzzword from the anti sex club of 4chan. It's crazy how one of you drones picks it up and all of a sudden everybody's saying it.