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r8 my setup for tmw

friendly reminder to look into CORR if you're looking for oversold low cap REIT's

>>19606626
Aight guys, help me figure out what this pattern is called.

>2k to go and I'll break even
This is the price of stupidity and weak hands

Why did US states lockdown? Apparently you guys lost 20 million jobs.

Goodnight friends, may your sleep and gains be bountiful

Fuck niggers

>>19606679
Memes, basically.

>>19606689
based

>>19606646
throwing 1k at CORR tomorrow, i like the potential

>>19606679
Because a Jew Larry Brilliant told them to do it. He works for WHO and invented shit like "social distancing" and "committing economic sudoku" but forgot to invent closing borders and airports.

>>19606646
Thanks anon

>>19606664
That's the Bartman, everybody buy it now if you can can. As you can see it begins with a classic bart, with batmanish tones. This is the first sign of a heavy crash, which it does with many images of bart along the way, until it performs a full batman , this is known as the dark knight recovery.

>>19606637
Ah yes a fellow IVR anon. Goodluck I got in at $5 I'm up $3000 just in two days

Are red days cancelled?

>>19606729
Most countries have social distancing but you guys apparently closed shopping centres and told people to stay home

>>19606774
I'm in Canada and they fell for Jewish tricks here as well.

Stop replying to weak bait.

Reminder to report all racebaiting, /pol/shitting, blogposting, and other off-topic faggotry for being off topic.
That guy who pretends to be offended by racism is just weak bait that shits up the thread.

>>19606637
>RH
knocking off some points
>memes @0 shares
so you dumped your precious memestocks?

>>19606664
>being a bear isn't working, what if I switch tactics?

>90% of the posts lately are retard garbage.
Buy KO calls on the daily dips, fuckwads.

>>19606794

Nigga you the thread police? I ain’t reporting shit

>>19606774
Pretty much all of Europe closed shit down except for the Swedes.

Night all,
I'm putting in for XRX, more LUV & DFEN, and CORR with research.
Keeping a close eye on NAIL and IVR.

I need to set my Sell orders a bit higher to hold my profit from yesterday if there's a correction.

Im thinking of buying AIM in the morning, thoughts?

>Everyone is making money expect me
Why do I have to be so stupid.

I'm starting to suffer from gambler's fallacy.

Shouldn't there be at least one red day?

>>19606794
>Anime shitposting tranny lecturing us
Pottery.

Report this:
*unzips*

>>19606835
new paradigm

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1385818/000121390020014381/ea122645-s3_aytubioscience.htm

Oh man. Oh man oh god oh man oh god. I'm glad I bought in.

>>19606861
A new penny stock?

>>19606861
Nope. Look at the 20 year graph. They were worth between 30k to 60k a share for quite a few years.

>>19606788
I’m in Australia but you can still go to restaurants and barbers etc. People work from home. Our unemployment rate rose from 5-6% but the US unemployment rate is 13% and their coronavirus situation isn’t even that bad outside NYC.

Ok so I got a shitton of WCP shares but I'm looking for some easier gains, waiting for this 2x is killing me. Anyone got any advice for a brainlet boorfag?

>>19606872
Or the chart was fucked by multiple reverse splits?

i've slept three and a half hours tonight
how do i profit by this on the stockies today

>>19606861
buy the rumor, sell the news

>>19606872
What price are you thinking eoy?

The greatest feeling you can get in the market or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the market is the pump. Let’s say you buy calls, J pow is pumping into your Spy after hours and that’s what we call the pump. Your calls get a really tight feeling like your account is going to explode any minute and it’s really tight and it’s like someone is pumping air into your ETFS and it’s just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know having sex with my wife’s boyfriend and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming during market hours, I am getting the feeling of cumming on the weekend, I am getting the feeling of cumming during a Trump speech, when I pump up, when I post my gains in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific right? So I am in heaven.

>>19606902
Do you mean WPC, the REIT? If so, hold.

>>19606939
why poast this without a photo of jpowell's face shooped onto arnie?

Covered calls are comfy. Why haven't you started?

>>19606939
anon is numero uno

>>19606916
>>19606916
It's been floating at the all time low of 1.5. They just paid off all their debt and are looking to get 100 million from the SEC. Pretty sure any amount of money greater than 100 dollars and less than 500 is anything but gravy.

>>19606928
This, I don't give a fuck about what their actuality is. Biotech companies are going haywire over SEC infusions for Coronachan. I got into Novavaxx at 32 and sold at 56. Fucking unreal how the news will just inflate the fuck out of it.

Thoughts on blackberry getting bought out by fairfax? Anyone think it's worth it?

>>19606902
If TSLA reaches a $1,000 dollars a share, buy some put options for it and wait.

>70% of portfolio in ETFs, 30% individual stocks
>stock picks have returned 3-4x as much as the ETFs in the last month
when is everything going to stop pumping? I'm regretting buying ETFs so early into a recovery.

>>19606822
can someone answer please

https://youtu.be/mQUhJTxK5mA
https://youtu.be/mzoX7zEZ6h4
Coldfusion never fails to entertain. What a great video series.

>>19606950
Whaaaaaat too much of a brainlet to get into options trading tbqh.

>>19606989
Stockpickers always lose in the long term

BUY DAL BUY DAL
>>19607000

how do we feel about HEXO bros?
big bullish money going into earnings

>>19606800
pretty based and unrelated to stocks

>>19606872
>>19606964
>It's been floating at the all time low of 1.5.
Their 52 week low is $0.3352
It's another pennyshit, what's the catalyst you're shilling it for?

>>19606990

No idea but cute lizzos

>>19607045
thanks?

>he didn't buy xle calls on friday
lol

Damn another day of not getting to look at the markets. How much time do you guys spend looking at the tickers of companies you want to get? I end up getting really distracted by work crap and miss out on big opportunities (missed IVR today).

>>19606990
>>19606822

Let me do a little research. I’ll get back to you in 5-10 minutes. Ok?

Keep in mind I’m stupid. So don’t get angry if lose all your money

>>19606990
>>19607045
>>19607055
Hey, what do you guys think of my glowing rock?

>>19607073
IVR isn't over you can still get in.

>>19607073
I usually just set a limit order if I know I'm going to be busy that day

>>19606835
>Shouldn't there be at least one red day?
Well you could go way back on the S&P chart or even way waaaaaay back on the DOW and do a statistical analysis of average green or red over a given period o' time, see how far we are outside that for a 30 day period or something.

However, we're only at two consecutive green days here. June 4th was ever so slightly red on S&P.

>>19606679
Who cares? It benefited me massively and still is. What really gets me is that people cried about it instead of taking advantage of it.

>>19607088

rock/10

>>19606922
One of these days somebody is going to formulate a sleeping pill that doesn't suck in the morning.

>>19607004
Ive been doing weekly analysis of covered call opportunities. I haven't done the research yet, but I am likely to do SWBI and CCL next week.

Asian markets up, I suppose euro markets will be another indicator but honestly I'm just sitting on my hands hoping for moon mission anyway so who cares.

I bought MRO at the closing bell today. Am I stupid??? Or is Marathon Oil going to continue to pump

LMAO imagine buying Chinese bonds as a hedge, fucking hell

>Investors pumped a record $20.8 billion into investment grade corporate bonds in the week to June 3, according to BofA.
>"Investment-grade paper ... is the new Treasuries as it has the backing of the Fed," said Jack McIntyre, fixed income portfolio manager at Brandywine Global.
>"I would bypass some of these traditional safe haven markets to buy (IG) debt. Treasuries have an explicit guarantee from the government but IG credit has an implicit guarantee from the Fed."
>Some are casting their net wider.
>Stuart Rumble, an investment director at Fidelity Investments is exploring Chinese government bonds as a diversification strategy - noting their lower correlation to global equities.
>They also pay a reasonable income - at 2.8% for 10-year paper they provide a 250-300 bps pickup over U.S. and European debt.

>>19607088
I don't trust it... not at all.

>>19607108
And futures look red to me, russell looks bad, I'm in 3xBull Russell and Financials.

Should probs figure out those stoplosses but I'm so damn tired.

>>19606679
Health officials looked at the US population and realized that a mandated lockdown was necessary because retards and sociopaths were going to ignore social distancing, mask wearing, and other mitigation strategies that have let some of the civilized nations slide through the pandemic without much fuss. The options were essentially "force everyone to stay home to avoid getting sick" and "have everyone get forced to stay home by getting sick at the same time." In that sense, the economic outcome was always going to be the same, but the mandated lockdown allowed for a longer timeline of infection and thus saved lives by preventing medical resources from being overloaded all at once.

>>19607172
Only gonna poooomp. Remember, line only go up. Just remember not to get greedy.

Guys is there anything worth buying at this point or is a big dip inevitable at this point?

>>19607156
>moon missions
What should I buy?

>>19607172
maybe. just hold it longterm. guaranteed 2x once the nothingvirus blows over. im balls deep in oil.

>>19607211
>a big dip inevitable at this point?
That happened on March 23rd. Volatility is going down so any dips are getting smaller. All the happenings are cancelled.

>>19607123
>>19607198
This is it without the UV light

>>19607024
I had 10 $1 calls expiring next week. Honestly thought it was a goner. I mean I picked em up for $10 a piece so $100 gamble- today was nice. Sold half my position to lock in my initial investment, letting the rest ride. It’s fun when u have a free ticket to paradise

>>19607088
banana for scale

>>19607223
I bought a bunch of stuff which im making money on, but I'm also sitting on 5k I'm looking to spend. But I've been waiting for a red day since May 13th.

Oil and gas bros are we going higher?

>>19607250
the only way is up

>>19607223
ATH are a mirage. We’re due for a correction. I want a volatile drop to get me a profit on TVIX followed by a gradual rise back to normalcy

>>19607245
Then you've missed a month of free money.

>dow up 450
>NAIL down 3%

Piece of shit

>>19607223
>volatility is down

Have you been in a coma the last 2 weeks

>>19607244
It’s the size of a fist. I’m not taking any banana pics rn. I don’t even have a banana.

>>19606752
Hope you’re ready to pay taxes on those bad boys

>>19607215

I also own USO and OILK. Thoughts?

Going to average up my SSL and then 3k in airbus today. Any airbus bros in here?

>>19607270
>due for something
Gambler's fallacy.

>>19607276
Welcome to /smg/. Look at picture and notice where the trend is going.

>>19607283
i bought USO during the contango and wish i had bought more. in fact the past week has been me wishing i bought more oil stocks despite it being the largest part of my portfolio already.

>>19607276
Can you expand on your assertion about volatility in the current market? Things are strange but I’ve been seeing a lot of crabbing and/or gainz.

Time to sell AMD, what a waste of time.

>>19607290
I bought the top yesterday because I'm retarded
I wanted to buy it a few weeks ago but then it jumped 10 euros over weekend then 10 euros over another weekend and now I fomod

>>19607124
tried cbd pills?

>>19607283
>>19607215
eyeing Parsley, Pioneer, EOG, and Diamondback myself

Also read BP is sending back their crew to the gulf coast today, guess Hurricane Cristobal was nothing special, not big enough to force the prices higher.

>>19607277
>doesnt have bananas in his house
anon, thats bananas

>>19607296
Look at the graph before recent volatility. We’re still in a state of relatively high volatility compared to normal. If you looked at February and before and based your prediction on current volatility (at the time) then you would assume the trend would continue. There’s a lot of question marks about what’s coming.

>>19606626
Nkla call or put

>>19607322
>tried cbd pills?
no but I will

>>19607272
So have I completed missed or we still gonna keep going higher.

>>19607329
I’ve got broccoli and some chicken pasta I could put next to it.

>>19607322
Why did you download the same image three times?

>>19607337
Certain oil stocks are DEFINITELY going up. Many are far away from their ATH

Is it time to pull out of hertz and nkla or hold?

>>19607330
Here's something to calm your lizard brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XULUBg_ZcAU

Are you ready to board for the moon mission anons? Bobo not allowed on rocket.

>>19607337
Probably has a ways to go if I had to guess, and I do have to guess.

>>19607205
They just made everything worse by tanking the economy like never before. Also it pretty much only kills very old people

>>19607360
I’m ready. Do you have any favorites this week?

>>19607270
>ATH are a mirage
Current prices are a mirage because the Fed has injected trillions into the market, meaning there is actually quite a bit of upside to go before we actually reach values equivalent to the ATHs from before that inflation.

There won't be a correction until serious news on the default/bankruptcy front or until the last round of liquidity gets consumed. In either case, the correction could theoretically be preempted by more Fed manipulation, but no matter what there will be after the fact manipulation to reverse the correction and protect the bull rally at least until the election. The next leg down for the recession due to GDP decline/earnings declines/business destruction/unemployment/etc. won't be possible until policy changes from automatic "whatever it takes" mode. If "whatever it takes" mode is left in place even after the election, hyperinflation is the next step. Since we can only hope that hyperinflation won't be allowed, the next big downside move can be expected after the election.

>>19607357
So, just invest in SPY and airline stocks? Sounds boring. Do you really trust that things are returning to normal when so many people don’t have savings or jobs or a brain in their empty skulls?

>>19607276
priced in

Biz are MRO, OKE, and SSL gonna go higher now that the OPEC pump is done?

Also what is an entry level job that pays well and doesn't need me to live in a major city train driver, natural gas plant technician, pipeline worker? 23 year old college grade who realized that having a degree is worthless.

>>19607383

I'm standard shilling for SSL, it looks pretty good to me but some other retard on biz told me so who knows. ROKT ironically isn't going to be a moon mission but it's a pretty cozy space exploration ETF if you guys want to have something more stable as a hedge. Steady gains so far.

>>19607409
USO will go up 2x-4x. I’m just not sure how long it will take

>>19607386
Good analysis. I’m always flabbergasted the Fed can just turn on the money printer and the proles (along with the elites) just eat it up. Why would the Fed wait for trump to get re-elected? Is this a pragmatic move so they don’t spook the market or do they want Trump in office?

>>19607390
I just reposted that video. The other guy wasn't me. You're beating a dead horse with your FUD. Maybe an asteroid will hit the earth tomorrow. Who knows.

>>19607433
Jerome is da the captain now, it seems.

>>19607443
I’m not trying to push anyone towards anything. I’m just making conversation. I think a correction is inevitable especially if the Feds fix-all turns out to be an albatross and hyperinflates USD. The ramifications of that are awful to think about.

>>19607386
>or until the last round of liquidity gets consumed
That's not how velocity of money works.

>>19607464
What’s the most fucked up thing you know about the Fed?

EU Stock is such a fucking joke, big companies for pennies, meanwhile a random scam company in the US goes for $50 a share.

>>19607483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvYvQeNeq3A

>>19607483
I know a guy who used to do shady shit for the fed in s America, he wanted out but within a month his brother father and wife died

>>19607483

It’s strange that the President (and apparently no one) can fire the Chairman.

>lesbians
I hate it

>>19607351
that's quite the assumption...

>>19607390
>Do you really trust that things are returning to normal when so many people don’t have savings or jobs or a brain in their empty skulls?
Except for the jobs part, that IS normal.
And what's crazy is that saving rates in the US are up bigly right now, check it out:

>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PSAVERT
>https://www.bea.gov/data/income-saving/personal-saving-rate

>>19607433
>Why would the Fed wait for trump to get re-elected? Is this a pragmatic move so they don’t spook the market or do they want Trump in office?
Why do you assume so much that everything is about the election? What is REALLY going to change in your life if Trump wins or loses or dies or resigns?

Do you think the Fed really cares who's in the Oval Office? I don't even think Powell cares, and he's really the one most directly effected, since he can be replaced next year. The Fed is going to keep right on doing what it's doing, and so will the government, and so will big business. Maybe they'll do a little bit less in china, maybe they'll hire more black people, who the fuck cares. What they're really going to do it continue to eliminate the middle class and funnel money to the people at the top. They're going to keep expanding the surveillance state and extend the power of government to take more and more freedoms from the citizenry.
They're going to keep consolidating power and wealth and telling you this election matters, but a (D) or (R) doesn't make a damn difference.

>>19607530
I can’t read that shit nigger

>when my first night of futures trading they trade a tiny Normal range with clear direction from big bois
nice :/
Bulles still technically in control due to yesterday's price action but this is the first day in a while that doesn't scream bulle
>>19607483
The Fed has a machine in the basement of their NY building that they turn on to send EM waves into people's brains. Last year they were using it on teen girls to make them think anal sex was good. It ages them prematurely, removes their youth and makes them only concerned with their "careers", grocery lists, "practicality", etc.

>>19607483
>>19607508
it's strange that trump picked a non-jewish fed chairman...also weird that trump was bitching about jerome raising rates around 2018-2019, and now suddenly jerome is towing the line and keeping rates near zero. it's odd that the average murican doesn't even know what the fed or the central bank is.

>>19607504
are there any EU stocks that are above 500-1000 euros like we have here in the states with amazon and netflix?

>>19607555
I guess it would take an act of Congress to revoke the FED’s power. They shouldn’t be printing our money

>>19607555
BAE systems comes to mind.

>>19607505
Brilliant. I need to watch that one.
>>19607507
Sounds like bull shit, but I believe it.
>>19607508
They’re a trust, ultimately. They’re made up of the regional banks which act in concert with the Fed. The chairman is elected within the Fed organization. I’m not too knowledgeable about the legal relationship between the government and the Fed.

>>19607572
congress is composed of individual politicians who are each controlled by special interests, lobbyists, etc. a disgusting fag like chuck schumer looks like the real-life happy merchant, except he's just another puppet of even more hideous and evil-looking masters.

>>19607539
I was asking a question. I genuinely don’t know if the Fed cares who is in office. I’ll agree that business and government are pretty much immutable when it comes to preserving their power.

>>19607374
>They just made everything worse
Again, the outcome was going to be the same whether the lockdown came from a mandate or from the result of letting everyone contract the virus all at once. The lethality isn't the only consideration because even those who are never at risk of dying can still be incapacitated for weeks. The economy was going to get tanked one way or the other, but the mandated lockdown was the way that would preserve the greatest number of lives by slowing the course of the virus.

>>19607433
I have to assume that the Fed governors care more about overall societal stability than individual political puppets. Maybe they want Trump in office, or maybe they just don't want to be dragged into the streets by torch-bearing mobs seeking to exact retribution on anyone in any way involved in the economic pyramid scheme.

>>19607471
Sure, it's not like the Fed had to step in at the end of last year to get out ahead of a liquidity crisis and then only a few months later faced down another. If "infinite" QE isn't actually infinite and they try to scale back intervention, we're going right back to March/December.

>>19607508
The "chairman" is essentially a ceremonial role with no actual power. All Fed decisions are made by majority vote of the governors. The "chairman" is just a sucker who has to go explain their decisions to the public and testify. The president can theoretically demote JPow to being a regular governor (although this has never happened and would likely be challenged in court), but that would have no impact on the functioning of the Fed. Removing a governor requires a distinct cause and a flippant attempt to remove a governor would be reversed by the courts.

Just picked up 5000 NAS

I hope we break and hold 4.75 today

>Aston Martin keeps pumping for a month
Wish I bought more, easy x3.

>>19607593
>Elected within the Fed organization

I was wrong. My bad.

>>19607577
hm.
what's the sentiment in uk/eu about Nokia i wonder. almost everyone in usa has either an iPhag or Samesung

>>19607615
There is no mention of WHO can remove a governor or the chair. That’s the problem. It’s all smoke and mirrors

>>19607625
>Aston Martin
Zoom out.

>>19607572
It'll take more than that, the Fed has already basically proven they're above the law if rumors of them propping up the indices directly are true. I was reading a guy today who said that in 87 the guys who would become the Working Group on Financial Markets straight up bough index futures and didn't tell anyone. Nothing will change until they paint themselves into a corner they can't get out of.
>>19607577
I saw a BAE Caiman driving around during the riots :o
Their Black Knight seems like it has a nonzero chance of being the first unmanned armored vehicle the US Army likes too

Kek, the fuck happened to Cheapskate Energy post market? They announce something disastrous or some shit? Thank god I sold yesterday right after the spike.

Now that all the robingoy users have jumped on the IVR meme. Is it time to dump?

>>19607653
I know, I'm just betting on them going back to 1-2GBP based on the changes they've made last month. But I guess you just checked the graph and zoomed out, without reading the news.

>>19607657
An act of Congress would revoke all their power. They have no power unless the DC swamp grants them power.

crab and pump and crab and pump and crab and pump and crab
say it with me now

>>19607555

>are there any EU stocks that are above 500-1000 euros like we have here in the states with amazon and netflix?
Adyen NV on the AEX (Amsterdam)

>>19607666
bk11

>>19607666
No idea, reverse split and then people started buying for god unknown reason.

Should I save up to buy my first house or gamble my savings on those sweet sweet discount stocks?

>>19607642
I dont think anybody uses Nokia phones anymore. The current bet on NOK is 5g infrastructure.

>>19607727
You know might want to wait for cheapies on a house.
Pretty late on stocks.

>>19607530
WHAT THE FUCK

>>19607674
>0.86 GBP per share
>I'm just betting on them going back to 1-2GBP
>Easy 3x

>>19607698
cool

frenly reminder that the r0thschilds own:
NXP Semiconductors
and
Pretium Resources Inc (PVG)

also interesting to see what Icahn invests in.

>>19607789
What does it say? I can’t read that

>>19607686
As much as I wish that would happen it's ludicrous to consider in my opinion. Congressmen are going to screw over themselves and all their friends by stopping the fed from subsidizing their kleptocracy? That's like asking mafia soldiers to turn in the boss and offering to take all their money and imprison them as a reward

>>19607543
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3946663

>>19607736
yeah

>>19607813
here
>>19607823

business lady is now canonically gay

futures are at -0.31%
im feeling it
tomorrow will be a slight dip
then wednesday will be a bloodbath
screenshot this post

holding ZM puts, not gonna let go until this shit dumps

>Janny! Get the algorithm going again! You are making us look like a FOOL. THAT looks like a 1990's online chatroom bot had written it

>>19607838
no... NONONONONO
say april fools or psyche!

>>19607550
>Last year they were using it on teen girls to make them think anal sex was good.
what the fuck--I LOVE the Fed now!!!!

>>19607657
>if rumors of them propping up the indices directly are true
Why would you think that's true?
Why would they even need to do that when they can do it indirectly by adding liquidity while backstopping defaults? Besides, that's the job of the Working Group on Financial Markets. Which... wait is Powell on that?

holy crap... Powell's calendars are made public? He had a busy february, called up everyone from the ECB, IMF, central banks from mexico to korea, Jamie Dimon, etc...

>>19607555
>>19607598
wow.
pic related.

>>19607615
Except it wasn’t tanked nearly as bad anywhere else and you don’t have any evidence for what you claim

FUTURES ARE RED. FUCKKK

Dick's out for UK bros

>>19607860

marketwatch is pissing me off that more and more articles are random shit about niggers bitching. I came for financial news you dumb faggots.

>>19607872
noooo not the heckin futurinos

>>19607865
pee pee poo poo

Only down like 0.3%? THIS is what bobo dumbfucks are creaming over? Absolutely pathetic

>>19607902
check out marketbeat instead:
https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/SSL/

>>19607872
>muh futures
who cares

>>19607871
Refer back to my first post concerning how other nations were less impacted because they have civilized populations that follow social distancing guidelines, self-quarantine, and wear masks as a courtesy. Any number of the "I'll never wear a fucking cuckmask for this hoax virus" posts on /pol/ are all the evidence anyone needs to understand that a reasonable response to the virus was never possible for the US, thus why an authoritarian response was necessary. If we were capable of acting like the Japanese or Koreans, we could have had the same style of response, but the US mongrel population is far too retarded for that.

What is with this stock and why does it keep bouncing from $2 to $20 back to $2

>>19607945
You don’t have any evidence for what you say mate. It’s coming out of your ass.

ZM director just dumped all his shares, ZM puts will print or nah ? Zack has it as buy now

>>19607925
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*

>>19607928

thanks ill check it out fren

wtf happened to CCL LON this morning

You guys think Tesla 2: electric car boogloowill hit $100? I'm thinking of ditching it if it does.

>>19607712
Hmm, wonder if it can pull some HTZ shenanigans. Although I think this market rally is gonna run out of steam before that starts happening.
>>19607723
I meant as in last night, anon. Looks like they are reaching for that chapter 11.

>>19607987
I wish you were right atleast once, clackposter, but the line goes up.

We could have global thermonuclear war, 100% of US population dead.
...
The next day, the line goes up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hello?

>>19608001
i first heard about CHK back in 2015 or 2016 when one of their CEOs or something died in a sudden car accident. back then there was talk they would go bankrupt also, and it was trading at around $2. no idea if it will pull same moves as JCP and HTZ. maybe, who knows.

>>19607955
Someone is getting bogged

>>19608022

Peee Peeee

Poooo Poooooo

>>19608022
hi fren

>>19608022
speak

>>19608043
fren report in

How the fuck is airbus crabbing when BA jumped by 40% in june. Airbus is the superior company wtf am i missing?

Did what the fed plan to release this week get leaked?

>>19606939

Arnold approves this post

Fucking lol

>>19608001
Future penny stock

>>19608022
SPEAK

>>19607955
Funneling cash or bots playing ping pong.

>>19608015
what's that boomer quote,
"it's when people are too greedy, that's when you should be cautious? uh oh i think i just pooed in my adult diapers and maybe i should retire. sell all the airliner stocks!"

>>19608062
This is just a small retrace. The line goes up. Watch it go up another 0.5% on open.

>>19608060
Airbus is european company, europeans are not scammers who print money for their stocks like US.

>>19608072
>>19608051
Are you ready?

>>19608022
>>19608034
>>19608043
>>19608053
who it this?

uhhh bros?

>>19608071
fuck i was talking about >>19607998

>>19608062
jerome got tired and took a lil nappy. he left one of his underlings in charge but it was an H1-B visa pajeet who doesn't understand instruction to "keep pumping it". so he let it dip a little. this is your chance to buy "cheapies" before jerome wakes up all refreshed and ready to be the bagholder of last resort.

>>19608015
Blacks are rioting and getting the Rona.
Kekaiku doori.

>>19608088
premarket in 10 minutes. we'll see how it looks then.

>>19608094
chinkoid here. arrr part of the pran. say dank u latuh. we take care of ur niggar probrem. two bird one stone.

Only down like 0.6%? THIS is what bobo dumbfucks are creaming over? Absolutely pathetic

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAITED 3 MONTHS THEN THE DAY I BLOW MY CASH LOAD IS THE DAY BEFORE SECOND LEG DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is it bearbros

>>19608091
You might be right either way.

>>19608100
Bond yields down, futures down, my future prospects, it’s looking like down.

*mic screech*

H-hey is this thing on? I have an announcement!

>>19608123
Go on!

>>19608109
you're up 3x to 10x and you're mad that a few bobos are cooming themselves over a potential -1% red day? maybe you are the greedy lil kike all along.

>>19608123
Pffft no one tell him we had to close down and cancel open mic night for social distancing.

This fucking retard... someone bring back my fren and kick this lil retard out.

what stock under $1 is gonna make the biggest run at open boys

UH OH STINKY

>>19608124
>>19608138
*leans in*
*inhales*

Looking forward to another green day.

>>19607483
Bob Marley was assassinated by the US Federal Reserve because his music contained an overwhelming amount of gold-standard undertones

>>19608138
>>19608124
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19608104
I wonder how true this really is. Are joggers getting the virus because they are behaving stupidly or was this virus bioengineered to target them?

>>19607865
>Why would you think that's true?
That's just what I heard, that on Black and Blue Tuesday after Black Monday in '87 futures were set to open down 500 points which would have rendered major banks insolvent. The fed admitted to providing liquidity ofc, but rumor is they directly interacted with the futures market to stave off the disaster for a little while. Again it's just a rumor but it seems simultaneously possible and deeply sinister

>>19608111
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAITED 3 MONTHS THEN THE DAY I BLOW MY CASH LOAD IS THE DAY BEFORE SECOND LEG DOWN

Haha...same.

guys, is this the second leg down meme again?
im with >>19608150
green day inc

>>19608153
When will they get peter schiff

small spec edition

this is the dip tease Anon... not even a real dip

was it that scary to you? did you sell your stocks away because of it?

>>19608156

>>19608182
Futies don't look that bad! If this is just a tail down this could be indicative of a responsive sell -> initiative buy on a normal variation profile :o
It might even be a good idea to long here. I'm learning rattie :3

bro what is going on in the futures

>>19607955

So is there a plan of how we can stop the market from going down today, bros? Im personally going to email the fed and tell them to turn on their backup brrr machines

>>19608157
if chinkflu is real: it would be a brilliant move by the CCP to nudge protest behavior for further spreading of the virus.

if chinkflu was a hoax and it was just the regular flu and pnuemonia: then it doesn't matter.

keep in mind that before goyvid-19 there were multiple protests happening around the world, most notably in HK and France. by releasing this memeflu, or by simply hyping it up, they squashed the HK protests easily without having to use military force. also keep in mind that tiktok is 100% owned by chinks, and start questioning why those nurses all of a sudden started making those annoying tiktok dance videos. then they stopped. and the news completely shifted to blm chimpout. now suddenly we don't hear anymore horror stories about people dying in NYC or Italy from the goyvid. strange, huh

something fucky is afoot. of course china is involved. largest economy in the world, also the fakest.

THIS IS IT

THE DISCOUNT DAY

>>19608176
Too many people expecting a second leg down. Only means we have plenty more to run up.

Same thing when I said everyone was expecting a retest of the lows a couple months ago. Bobo dumbfucks will keep screeching all the way up, and they'll be wrong again as always. Let them keep losing money, bless their little souls

>>19608241
I'll take a loss for a second leg down, I'll just hold and take my cash to buy more stable stocks that will temporarily crash
fuck it.

if i'm up at any point during the day i'm selling everything

>>19608118
this is our last stand, tvixchads. will you fight, or will you die like a cuck

Holy fuck no, futures and pre-market going right fucking down. Go up god dammit, up! Why on earth would you dump now with no bad news when we been pumping on horrific news for days? Do we need an armed conflict between protestors and national guards with a thousand dead to run this back up? Is that what it takes? Do we have to keep making things worse every day so we can make some money?

>>19608258
this is an opportunity
let's all enjoy it together

I thought I was a patient person. But some of you are so fucking stupid and indoctrinated.

>>19608218
Can’t let yields hit 1% before the fed meeting, then it might legitimize those who say they’ve done too much and are risking moral hazard.

>>19608265
Perhaps for you. I was 25% cash for the last 3 weeks, waiting for a downturn. I literally just said fuck it and bought in yesterday. And NOW it goes down.

>>19608231

KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG

premarket now open. Macy's leading green side with +9%. Chesapeake Energy deep core drilling to -49% for the red. Early sentiment on cruises and airlines is a retrace on yesterday's bright green. United and American down 6% each. Delta down 4%.

AHHHHH literally all the stocks I have are red

>>19608286

retard here where do I see this

>>19608301
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

>>19608286
sweet, time for me to buy more airlines

I can't trade premarket and just have to watch as my portfolio gets raped. Why the fuck is premarket even a thing. Why the fuck is everyone making big moves before opening? Is this just planned or some shit?

it's all made to fuck the little guy, we aren't allowed to win

>>19608275
>doomp eet

>>19606689
Fuck niggers!

>>19608315
most moves down premarket are exaggerated anyway

>>19608315
>he doesn't know about the pre-market and after-hours jews

>>19608286
shhhh my love
no loud clanging this early in the morning


someone got too cocky. I think today and tomorrow will let us know who it was. But I have a guess and a half

What the actual fuck is going on?

>>19608231

>>19608353
Profit yank day. No big dealio.

There going to be a big drop today?

>>19608211
last chance, yeah

>>19608353
the Russians hacked into our servers and were colluding with our volatility index to keep it artificially suppressed under 28.

Now that Steve Munch was able to hack into the mainframe and reset the netcode, we're going to see things rubber-band back to true valuations

>The Economist podcast explaining the plot of Command and Conquer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I may have to get this remaster. And it could make EA some good money for dirt cheap. How much did they spend improving the sprites? Shit, bullish for EA.

>>19608369

Probably a red day, yeah. No reason to think it signifies the beginning of another huge leg down though.

>>19608375
To sell? Correct

>>19608315
>how come the rest of the world gets to trade

>GBPUSD -0.6%

comfy af to watch your gains grow when the market is closed

whats happened in yurop/burgerland overnight?

>>19608396
last chance before I get the REYN curse :<

>>19608387
Gaming is bigger than movies and music now, so its not that surprising.

>>19608326
Watching me go from + $550 to + $90 in the span of 20 minutes with 5 hours to go till open doesn't feel like it bodes well for today, exaggerated or not. The best thing is, when the market opens we're probably gonna continue to get raped because every broker on the planet is gonna completely shit the bed. You'll be lucky to even see your worth, let alone trade.

worried about today

Mind your own business Dijon mustard guy

what do you all have against bears

>>19608060
Airbus is the safer long term hold, BA could crash any day for no reason

Of course the market dumps the day after I buy BA, of fucking course

>>19608419
so you gapped down +$90 before you could have done anything anyway....

It would be nice to have control but what would you have done? panic and sold low to the kikes?

>>19608229
The HK and Paris protests had specific goals

>IVR going to under 6

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WE HAD A DEAL

>>19608413
Oooooo you gonna be an aluminum foil Chad?? It’s an intriguing stalk.

>>19608432
>BA could crash any day for no reason
Too soon brah, there will be time for jokes when the grieving stops.

>>19608416
In revenue? That’s pretty crazy.
But really it’s enjoyable because the voice that tells me about serious international events is now telling me that Albert Einstein invented a time machine and used it to kill Hitler and now an emboldened Stalin is fighting to take over the world and then... well and then this little bit:
https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

* The 3200 party has temporarily ended *
* We are sorry if this causes any inconvenience *

Stop pls

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>>19607504
>anon thinks if stock is more expensive company is worth more

>>19606626
Why did no one on biz forsee the dump?
You told me this was the golden bull

is this bullish?


faceberg.com/razsimone/
faceberg.com/razsimone/
faceberg.com/razsimone/


live stream of BLM and ANTIFA patrolling streets with AK and AR15s after cops abandoned the precinct and left hours ago

>>19608471
Bond yields are dumping all over the globe (except Italy?) and JPY is strengthening against USD, EUR, and AUD, whilst the Dollar Index (USD) is rising so... you know what that means, right?

BULLS LIED TO ME

No Lime green, give the party 13 points of leeway

>seeing my portfolio crabbing around 1k every 5 minutes even though i'm up like 8k

that's it... stocks have ruined me

>>19608437
I would have sold when I had dropped to +400 from 500. Buy back in at a later time. Negative now. Please tell me I'm not gonna see my gains from past month go up in smoke in one morning...

>>19607088
Dinosaur/10

>>19608551
You have learned a valuable lesson of stop losses and/or profit taking

How many bobos will quit for good when tomorrow closes green anyway

>>19608551
>Please tell me I'm not gonna see my gains from past month go up in smoke in one morning...

>>19608469
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46746593
I think this article talks only about the UK market but still... "By far the biggest of the three entertainment sectors"

why on earth is ZM going up

I went from £2000 profits to £900 profits. I'm just going to HODL and wait this one out.

Bobo's Big Day

>>19608517
this is part of the traditional golden bull dance

the market has to throw a little temper tantrum on Jeromedays so that he can say how bad things are and give everyone more money.

>>19608563
I'm in silver/gold shit so I basically make money regardless. And why would I quit on the verge of a wealth transfer that makes Corona look like a nothingburger by comparison?

>OXY down $3 pre open
Is it time to sell at open and buy the dip or will it climb back up today?

you guys told me they wouldn't dump until wednesday!

>>19608640
>>19608640
>>19608640

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>19608640
>>19608640
>>19608640

>>19608562
Stop losses don’t help for pre/post market gaps.

Fuck me I’m gonna take it in the ass on that UPRO/TNA/FAS. OH FUCK WHYd I BUY SO MANY KO CALLS AND PUT SO MUCH EQUITY IN A MU CALL SPREAD???

>>19608435
Same, anon

what should I load up on during this dip? got about 1k to drop

>>19608022

helo?

Wat to buy rn.

>>19608266
Hmmmm