/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck anime

>>19604743
Are you dumping IVR?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Fuck you

These digits decide tomorrow.

>>19604755
Don't be retarded.

Anyone have calls open but thinking about going to cash tomorrow

Fuck Anime
Anime can’t continue your bloodline or let you lay your head on their lap while they sing sweet soothing melodies and feed you spongecake.

>>19604764
unironically true

oh whoops i set my computer to future time, ignore that previous post. market looks pretty crazy on August 12 btw

Based anime poster

i need the market to fall a little bit.

>>19604755
ill dump it at 15

>>19604733
never EVER stop posting tomboys

Reposting from previous thread for awkward anon:

Send a text in the evening instead and make it something light-hearted, maybe throw a dad joke in there, usually works well for me. If there's interest in the conversation throw out a simple invitation for ice cream or a drink depending on what kind of vibe you are getting from them.

Also ALL TEXTS NEED TO BE FUCKING SHORT, dont send the bitch a blogpost everyone hates that. if that mfer has more than 3 lines then may your portfolio crumble into dust.

crash when?

>>19604733
I hope you fuckers went hard into REIT and Oil.
MITT, IVR and TWO.

GUSH for oil.

Im up 9k today.

>>19604772
>Beer drinker
>Tattoos
>Push up bra
Absolute degenerate pig. Get better taste senpai.

I just saw a homeless guy in my city... fucking economy is fucked guys

BULL

>>19604811
Literally nothing wrong with push up bras or beer, tats are gross though.

>>19604798
I was snapchatting some girl i matched with on tinder (she messaged me first) for a few weeks but things kinda died off. this was two months ago. should I ask her out now or is it too late?

back on topic Should I buy $75 ZM puts tomorrow for the meme? There's no way that chinkshit trash goes any higher right?

>>19604764
witnessed

>>19604772
you have never had sex

>>19604761
let me know how it works out

>>19604790
yes

>>19604802
hopefully tomorrow.

when the coronavirus happened, i made a list of stocks that i wanted to buy. i invested into all of them except for two. im hoping the market falls a little bit so i can grab those last two.

>>19604832
Probably not, she likely doesnt even remember who the fuck you are. If you cant close in a few days then forget about it.

Fuck imagine still being in crypto when stocks are 2017 crypto hype levels. You have to be retarded not to be making money these past few months.
My play for now is BIOL, offering ends Wednesday. Offerings are great because of the price dips which subsequently reduces risk and sets you up for stellar rips.

Hey guys, if you're looking for cheapies that haven't recovered since March check out this penny stock called SNSS.
It's incredible actually, everything else in the market even bankrupt companies like Hertz have mooned, but SNSS hasn't moved at all!
What kind of person would be long on this?

>itt we post our momies in celebration of the green frog who brought with him green bags and tendies this last month

>>19604811
Lol can’t handle a little macho in your woman? Bet you like the kitty shaved

>>19604879

That’s a large woman

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TSX chads report in. What is your next move?

>>19604869
Too suspicious

>>19604890

>>19604879
ara ara

>>19604849
what about the ones you just bought

>>19604890
4u

>>19604856
I've made 50 grand as of today, and thats a lot of money to me. I know in my heart of hearts that when I sell all my positions tomorrow morning ill miss out on thousands and thousands more but 50k is literally a life changer for me.


Thank you everyone here some of you played huge roles in this happening and I hope to get in on another stock market ride someday


I'm out

>>19604897
I have no Canadian positions right now. Whole portfolio is KO and JETS.

>>19604733
>https://nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/
Bullish sentiment continues for as long as tomboy appreciation does
As soon as tomboy is removed from the pasta, markets are going red

>>19604853
we were gonna go out but this happened when everything was closed

>>19604908

Someone please stop me from going all in on $VVNT tomorrow.

>>19604918
what no don't leave, bank 90% of it in high-yield savings and put the 5k to work m8
Also what stocks and how'd you pick them

Protip: Covered Calls.

>>19604919
>KO
That shit has phosphoric acid.

>>19604934
Don't, and not just because you asked.

>>19604921
if dubs, that's not how it works

>>19604934
if dubs, you go all in

>>19604884
if i wanted macho i would've just gone for tomboys...

>>19604923
No harm in trying man. Not like there's anything to lose.

>28 year old useless incel
>never even invested money of my shitty job, just kept in bank account, missing all the 2010s market gains
>was gonna dump 100,000 USD into a portfolio when market bottomed out but thought economy would be even worse
>missed out on all gains again
>know i'm too retarded and useless to even invest correctly despite doing literally nothing all day besides my shitty job
feels bad fellas

>>19604918
Hell profit is profit. It don't mater how much. 50,000 in extra green would be nice for me as well. But like I said anything is better than losing.

>>19604976
You're 28 and have 100k+? You have nothing to feel bad about. I assume you own property and have no student loans? If not make it so.

>>19604976
cash is trash

at least slowly invest it into your favorite companies

>>19604935
I'm using 40 to put a down-payment on my house, and 10 to buy a better car. I bought airlines, oil, casino and every blue chip at the very bottom

>>19604934
based Lain poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw

you all hear that bass? so tasty

>>19604976
give me the money, I'll turn it into a million and give you back 200% of the initial investment

>>19604764
goddamnit
>>19604976
anon there will be another dip. dont worry. youll have another opportunity to buy in

>>19604976
>has 100,000
>useless

Jesus fucking christ. I cant help you if you are a true incel but you have 100k you can easily make bank if you want to.

$NKLA thoughts?
Sell some off and hold long term or just take profit after the week and dump?

>>19604918
I don't blame you anon, the euphoria phase is real and we'll most certainly be seeing a massive dump all across the board in the coming months. Getting out with profit you deem is enough is intelligent, regardless of how much is still left on the table.
Nothing to be ashamed about, anon

>>19605038
Idk man, I think it's good long term. But short term?

How many of those hydrogen stations are they going to even have up?

remember a month or two ago there were *daily* covid19 briefings from the white house and special task force. now it's completely forgotten. lulz

>>19605038
Dump it and buy in again. Profit taking is going to be yuge tomorrow

I'm up 90% on 150 shares of Jetblue. Should I get out now or hold long? Feel it could definitely go to $30 a share

>>19604832
Just start messaging her again and say that you were dating someone else or some other bullshit. If she still seems interested then you can ask her out.

>>19604976
anon i'm 32 and blew all my fiat on trading, gambling, hookers and alcohol. now i'm miserable. to each their own. if you truly have $100k left you still have a shot and you're better off than many, including me. start watching some intro vids on how to invest if you are interested.

>>19605060

Long to the next ER dump then and buy back in

>tfw taco bell gave me an extra chalupa
short YUM

>>19605066
>tell her sorry i was busy dating someone I deemed superior to you, that's why i stopped talking to you

that ain't it but thanks

>>19605018
>I bought airlines, oil, casino and every blue chip at the very bottom
GOOD FOR YOU

>and 10 to buy a better car
FFFF CARS ARE ONLY FOR GETTING MARRIED
BUY THE HOUSE AND REINVEST, PLEASE

DAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASN'T IN THIS RALLY BLOODY

Damn even baggie cashin in on his gains and bought himself a new truck

>>19605041
i want to ride this up as long as possible, so tough to time the crash

What’s up with digital turbine lads? I got 25 shares at $4.60ish and now it just cracked $10....do I hodl or take profits or buy more?

>>19605041
its a shame the dump is impossible to time. some trivial bit of news will likely trigger it. Trump will mention something about basedbean tariffs in a tweet, and the whole world will come crashing down.
im holding SPXS. hopefully the crash will come sooner rather than later, because im bleeding a bit everyday. at least i didnt buy puts

Oil still has x2 left

It will run all week.

The problem is I really dont have an exit strategey

I dont see the reason to pull out unless there is something else to buy

>>19605085
It’s probably too late, but just tell her you are still interested. If she asks about the long time with no communication. Just tell the truth.

>>19605092
I need a car to get to work dude, I have a Ford explorer with 270k miles on it

>>19605054
I anticipate theres gonna be a dip tomorrow, but my charts say it's good for the week. I don't wanna miss the moonshot boys.

>>19605122

That’s the only reason to ever pull out

>>19605098
>minnesota
uh oh

>>19605122
>I dont see the reason to pull out unless there is something else to buy
Oh fuck that anon, save your gains after this week. dont be afraid to hold cash for a bit

Thoughts on $FOUR?

>>19604976
As they say the best are good at everything and the worst are bad at everything
Life isn't a dnd character sheet the idea that you will one day find the stat you dumped everything for is a toxic mindset
Stop being a useless piece of shit and do something with your life.

should i pull out my holdings in airlines when it returns to its pre-covid price or is it worth my time to let it sit in there?

>>19605085
>sorry i was busy dating someone I deemed superior to you, that's why i stopped talking to you
"I was dating my old girlfriend for a bit and didn't want to lead on you" works or just say that you were busy with work, it doesn't matter. She is either still single and interested or she is not. You don't have anything to lose in this situation, don't be a pussy.

>>19604976
>28 year old useless incel
>have $100,000
Work on your fucking self esteem, holy shit.
I'm 28 in a week and I have a negative net worth thanks to my student loans. That didn't stop me from researching tips on here and investing in the ones that looked sound to get a third of them ready to pay off.

>>19605142
Okay so after this week cash out?

>>19605122
I see a crab in oil until news that California will reopen
End of July it will probably spike again
I know it will because I am a wagie that works in a hotel that got news they are reopening at the end of july

>>19605176

I’m up as soon as they hit 75-80% of 52w high

>>19605185
yeah i suppose if she's still on tinder she hasnt found anyone better. thanks

WHAT THE FUCK
I DIDN'T THINK MICHAELS COULD RALLY ALL FUCKING DAY OFF THAT UPGRADE!!!???

>>19602922
>Being Cured By Nia's Butt Book
huh.
looks like we've got some interesting characters again!
>>19604704
Based.
Though we should keep in mind, shit might go down on Juneteenth.
>>19604733
Tomboys with pure hearts are truly based and bring lots of joy.

>>19605214
Hahahahanahahahahahahahahagagahafagagafa

What’s this pattern called?

>>19605243

“the faggot”

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

divfren is a bit drunk on a monday

>>19605214
Buddy, girls on tinder order dick like its dominos. Its not a place to start any kind of meaningful relationship.

>>19605098
even fucking gahoole is making money inshallah may all you bulls loose everyone of your goats and wives.

>>19605228
Best girl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19605252
based and divpilled

>>19605243
anon..

>>19604918
>cashing out and never coming back

See you back tomorrow, faggot

>>19604897
Re entered SHRM @1.12
50% retrace from recent highs. Filled a couple gaps. Was oversold on the hourly until today. Fib support at 1.29. Positive news flow. 10m financing to close this week. Everything is lining up for a breakout.

>>19604772
Absolute roastie. She will never bear children.
Up your standards.

>>19605196
if I were in your position, i would. be cautious for a bit. wait for a good opportunity. conserve your gains

>>19605243
UwU

>>19605257
>girls on tinder order dick like its dominos
yes and no. in my experience, more than half of the girls on there are hell bent on finding something meaningful on the app (tho if youre chad enough theyll probably disregard their "no hookups" rule they put in their bios). the other half definitely orders wee wee like its papa johns

>>19604733
UNf, makoto
Also is investing.com down?

lol this rally is absurd, less than 3 months ago I was down $133K from ATH, now I'm just down $12K (not including added capital since ATH).

>>19605286
Didn't say shit about never coming back, im collecting my profits. Ill be back for the bear market

>>19605257
she's not the tinder type though and that's why i'm so conflicted. been on the app too long fucking roasties and this girl isn;t one.

Do you guys treat yourself to something when you make big wins/gains?

>>19605309
Things must have changed I havent fucked with tinder in a few years.

>>19605212
Yeah me to, I'll sell DAL at 47. Just 8 dollars away. 47 is 75% from the high. I don't want to get to greedy but I want to make a decent wad for my trouble though.

>>19604918
>getting out while its good
while we haven't he pre covid levels I feel you dude. good luck out there. 50k is 50k and would be fucking shitty to see that shit dip

>>19605337
never sell something that has that kind of growth potential. If and when the stock price hits 47, set a stop loss for 47

>>19605327
Oh just fuckin do it a ya crestfallen monkey jesus christ, you've been making gains right? That should fill your daddy bag with testosterone. Fucking use it, christ.

>>19605330
No. I've made tens of thousands over the last year and I haven't once treated myself or bought something I normally wouldn't have.

>>19604976
are you implying that the market has reached its top and won't go any higher? do you realize how stupid you sound?

>>19605330
Not really, maybe go to Burger King EOW and buy family deal for 12.99$
3whoppers 3 cheeseburgers 3 small fries.

>>19605252
What's some good div stocks? I keep buying more PFF units and CEQP and GAIN stock.

>>19604797
Yes

>>19605331
i mean this is all anecdotal anyway.
might even just be location, who knows. all i know is most of my tinder dates/hookups wanted more than just my wiener in them afterwards.

threadly reminder that theta and IV crush are your friends

>>19605252
My goal for this year is to get this number to $20,000

>just figured out how to look at future stock price

later, losers

What are you buying when the market opens?

>>19605369
(: gains on gains. several grand on JBLU and RTX

>>19605395

Fuckin wolf of Wall Street over here. Send a postcard from the moon sir

>>19605247
Very rude

>>19605402
SHIP and EMAN me thinks

>>19605425
I mean, it looks like a nut sack

Got an additional $300 to invest. Should I add more IVR and MRO?

I would honestly pay someone 10-15% of my gains if they would show me the ropes on trading. Like take me under their wing for a month or two.

I don't understand enough of it to read up on it so I end up just buying and holding. You should see some of these bags.

>>19605449

Post em!

>>19604733
I am addicted to options
Winning and loosing thousands makes my heart pump
What are good options this week I am thinking of buying puts on nkla

>>19605330
Just trying to 100% my 5k. Rent with my gf for 2 years then throw it down on a house. Not gonna buy shit

>>19605449
If understanding trading was just as easy as teaching someone no one would ever do anything else

>futures (ever so slightly) red across the board
Are we actually going to have a red day? It's been so long I forgot what they are like.

>>19605243
The comeback

>Online used car seller Vroom raises $467.5 million in U.S. IPO
>9:47 PM ET, 06/08/2020 - Reuters
>June 8 (Reuters) - Online used car seller Vroom Inc said on Monday it raised $467.5 million in its initial public offering as appetite for new stocks rebounds after the COVID-19 pandemic put many debuts on hold.
>Vroom priced its IPO of 21.25 million shares at $22, valuing the company at $2.48 billion.
>The company priced its shares above the $18-$20 range it had given earlier.

TIME TO GET FROTHY!
Anyone know anything about this one? I know the market is rewarding speculation, which is why I feel retarded for not buying ZoomInfo (ZI).

And who benefits more than a used car seller from the collapse of Hertz, the free money everyone's getting, and the idea that public transportation and carpooling are unsafe?

>>19605211
>until news that California will reopen
???
Didn't the news come out friday that they would open today?

>>19605330
I treat myself to more stocks.

>>19605378
I want to impregnate this lesbian.
;_;

>>19605402
Not buying shit just going to swing BIOL, MARK, and a couple of other pennies. JCPNQ is kind of intimidating but i sold half of my shares today and just letting the rest of it ride since its free money.

>>19605449
the information is out there. Just go here and read read read and watch videos. And go download thinkorswim.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/technical-analysis-of-stocks-and-trends.asp

>>19605482
what is red anon?

>>19605330
Never. Reinvest all dividends. Never sell. I don't want one flake coming off this snowball.

>>19605468
Mostly weed stocks. Of non weed I have:
MRO, KOS, MVIS, SNSS, AMRS, JCPNQ

>>19605469
I'm addicted to the gambler's high too, desu

After the after-hours market closes I get tired af since all the adrenaline is gone.

>>19605482
If it goes red just a little, it's going to end up going balls deep

>>19605402
A yaht

>>19605510
ah, the /smg/ meme portfolio. Lesser men have been financially ruined by buying this many memes

>>19605449
Don't do that. Most "traders" don't make more than 15% in a single year and the vast majority of people here are just gambling and don't have much real ability. Anyone who is actually good wouldn't help you because their time is better spend making their own money.

>>19605492
When is the IPO actually coming out?

>nationwide protests and looting
>economy declared to be in a recession
>...
>stonks rapidly increasing in value
are people in denial, or will this sharply correct by the end of the week?

rate my portfolio, I have more stocks that I couldn't screenshot but these are the cream of my crop atm

>>19605469
WM Jul 120 calls. Only $1.30 right now, it’ll go itm this month

>>19605527
Don't I know it brother. I could have made money on all of these. Unfortunately, I never have an exit strategy

>>19605549
How could you possibly be losing on KOS rn?

>>19605541
Where are you from stranger?

>>19605510
Do you just buy everything you see people post in here or what?

>>19605449
Don't do that. Most traders don't make more than 15% in a single year and the vast majority of people here are just gambling and don't have much real ability. Anyone who is actually good wouldn't help you because their time is better spend making their own money.

>>19605560
I'm not. I'm up on KOS, MRO, AMRS, JCPNQ

>>19605546
you may or may not make it

>>19605510

Jesus Christ dude.

Up 6% today guys, past my all time highs. How’s everyone doing?

>>19605541

>>19605566
No. I almost bought nkla and Hertz today when they were low. Glad I talked myself out of those....fml

>>19605449
>pay 15% of X to do training


I'll do it. Do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups and run 10 miles every day.

I'll teach you the kameha in lesson 3....

Nigger, just read a book. All the information is there or in the sticky. Lmao

>>19605576
So you're up overall?

>>19605500
Shhh, go back to sleep sweetie. Everything will be alright, in the end.
https://youtu.be/WT4RP1co10w?t=197

>>19605541
>be like 3 weeks behind boomer who doesnt know whats going on

>thinks riots from 2 weeks ago are still happening in a big capacity

>>19605580
This made me laugh because I know. My portfolio is only worth around $5800. I'm a poorfag

>>19605585
8% today. 49% total since late march

I meme'd 100 JCP .50c calls about month ago and now they're green if this isn't clown market I don't know what is

>>19605562
Australia. My buy orders at market value were ignored because everything was up 5% within 12 minutes of the market opening.

The stocks I want to buy are still 20% under their pre-covid price but they're running away real fucking quick

>>19605598
Yep I'm up overall by about $3500

>>19605616
i doubt robinhood would allow you to keep your calls after they took it down

>>19605585
I just passed my all time highs on Friday, in unexplored territory now. 80/20 stocks/bonds, cautiously optimistic about the continuing meltup. Fully aware of the reckoning waiting for us.

>>19605616
I bought 400 at .23

>>19605626
You can sell/close them, can't buy new ones.

>>19604897
Che.UN, RNW, may put some more into CPG to expand my small position there.

>>19605541
Stocks crashed before the riots, recession and pandemic

>>19605629
I went up 13.45% today. It was a pretty good day, desu

>>19605541
Human sacrifices please the green markets, desu.

>>19604807
Yeppp, looking for tmrw now

>>19605330
No
I actually don't want anyone to know about my stocks not even my wife
I go as far as to never even treat myself

>>19605585
see >>19605313

>>19605375
pic related, do your DEW diligence

>>19605389
nice, although at a 3.5% rate, youd need to add something like 285K this year (not taking into account divvy raises)

>>19605449
use tools such as this:
https://wallmine.com/nasdaq/ontx

and this:
https://www.stockcharts.com/

to identify high/low ranges. look at the moving averages, standard ones are the 200 day and the 50 day. if it's under both the 200 and the 50 day it's usually a good buy.

>>19605691
If you dont trust your wife why the hell are you married to her?

>>19605018
Better put 15k aside for taxes

i'm too fucking pumped bros

>>19605710
^
Uncle Sam gets his cut man.

WEW boy TA lads, I keep finding out neat little things included with Schwab.

Anyone check out this recognia thing? Lots of screeners and events and even anticipation of events?

>>19605539
I uhhhhh don't actually know

uuhh futures are going to be green any moment now right?

>>19605389
Nigga, you can turn 10k into 100k easy in this market. Just look at IVR. I made 2k on them. Had 281 in. Sold at 7. Their 20 year standard has been 14 usd. They just rushed up to 7.50 in the after market and my dick is hard for tomorrow. Literally just stalk fucking Corona victims. I also recommend PGM. Canadian gold company. got 685 shares that I cant wait to offload at christmas.

>>19605701
Thank you anon wallmine seems great. Stockcharts costs $$, what does it offer that free things like finviz and wallmine don't?

found another oversold low cap REIT play gentlemen.
i give you.....CORR, the energy infastructure REIT

>>19605691
A treat doesn't mean you go all out balling anon. You never go buy a frivolous coffee or something to enjoy after making $1k doing nothing but trading stocks at home?

>>19605389
SOXL

Bought COTY, XRX calls today.
Bought 100 Shares of DGLY and sold a call on it.
Been a good one.
Still time to get in on Xerox. It hasn't had it's retard pump yet after COVID and just broke out of a channel. Lotsa buybacks still planned, S&P 500 member.

>>19605771
Noted, has potential anon good job.

>>19604733
Big day for this new friend leaf bro here. I started investing end of April with $800. Originally my goal was to try for 100% gain which would be $1600. I surpassed that and am now about to hit my 2nd goal of 2k. Praying for atleast 1 more day. To celebrate I'm going to add 2k to my account and aim for 8k as my next goal

Thanks for reading my blog

>>19605694
hey divchad, what're your favorite bank, industrial, consumer cyclical, reit, and small caps right now? Any that you like at these levels?

>>19605770
stockcharts is free and has been for the past 20 years. it's one of the oldest sites that just shows you a clean simple candle stick chart. they also have a brief tutorial section on how to read candles.
example:
https://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=DIS

you can edit the settings below to enlarge and change time period.
the premium access gives you more tools and charts.

just backtest the basic shit i just told you on any ticker. look at pic rel. it was a sell when it was hitting or near the 200 and 50 MA lines. it was a buy when it was under those lines. this is of course entry level shit but it works. there's more sophisticated ways to pick your entry and sell points.

>>19605694
Thanks.

>>19605243
everything just looks like a happy merchant to me now

>>19605710
You mean 30%, right?

>>19605813
thank you

Rate my folio anons?

>>19605585
Went up 65% today. Hoping for 50% tomorrow

wish I had more cash to buy. just gonna hold what I have and see what happens

>>19605851
meme/10. nice winnings

ty for recommending SSL. Up 10%

>>19605809
Well done anon!

>>19605395
What did he mean by this?

0-4 PLUG
5-9 NRGU

>invested 15k in span of past 2-3 months
>was up 4k after Friday and felt like it has to crash because it's impossible a retard like me made such profit
>was up 8k at premarket yesterday with the same feeling
>up 12k now
is this going to crash today because it is too good to be true

>>19605882
Anon invented D-mail from Steins' Gate

frenly reminder i'm a bobo from previous threads
i've finally mcfuckin had it, and will capitulate this week, which means the moment i go long is the moment the market will tank at least 10%. will give you goys the heads up.

>>19605914
It’s goyim to you

>>19605895
Same anon. INvested 12k and now Im sitting at 32k. Something must be wrong if Im making money at this speed.

>>19605895

It’ll pull back at some point but you’ll have plenty of time to sell set some lagging stop losses wherever you feel comfortable

holy shit the one time i don't go balls-deep in tvix...futures finally looking like a pullback will happen tomorrow.

>>19605895
>>19605927
are you guys me. i put in 14k and made 8k just off friday and today alone. I am a fucking retard when it comes to stocks. is it down from covid? sure fuck, here is 1k. penny stocks? fuck it, here is 1k.

>>19605972
>pullback will happen tomorrow
It won't.

>>19605973
>>19605895
>>19605927
almost everything is up at least 10-20% now.
beginners luck perhaps. i hit a Trifecta my first time betting at the horse track.

>>19605972

Thursday/Friday maybe but not a huge one

>>19605984
This. The line goes up.

>>19605809
Started with 400. Now I'm at 5k. I don't know where the fuck to stop. Everything I put money into explodes and then I buy the dip with the profits and it goes up again and I buy the dip with profits and I put money into a new company and they explode and I buy the dip and I....

>>19605927
you are btfoing hedge funds and institutional investors.

>>19605972
Yeah a -0.15% pullback downto the upper bollinger of an ever mooning moving average.

>>19605973
thats fucking funny, Ive been throwing exactly 1k at many stocks with the same kind of "yeah sure why not" mentality. Though the only difference now is that throwing 1k seems too low. Back when I started a few months ago, it almost hurt to put in 1k, and if the stock goes up 100%, im like "damn 100% up and only 1k profit? Thats weak". And I know thats a terrible mindset to have. But it is what it is.

>>19605984
let me dream for just a couple hours.

>>19606002
Anon, what the fuck are you buying?

Everything I bought so far has been dead money.

Hard question anons, who is stupider a nigger or a bobo?

>>19606006
I hucked all my savings at IVR and got 3k back. I don't fucking get it. I didn't have the cash in my usd account and didn't want to transfer so I leveraged it with my broker. 3k usd fuck it yolo. Then I'm all of a sudden at 5.5k. I didn't even use my own money and i made fucking money.

Reminder to buy RTX since it's going to fucking moon on open, and AMD since it'll moon 20+% once it gets going.

>>19605972
>futures finally looking like a pullback will happen tomorrow.
Not sure what part of this evenings futures have lead you to that conclusion. Tonight has been much the same story as yesterdays futures. Flat range hovering near the previous close.

>>19606038
>who is stupider
you

>>19606006
>Back when I started a few months ago, it almost hurt to put in 1k, and if the stock goes up 100%, im like "damn 100% up and only 1k profit? Thats weak"
Same here. I don't know if I'm becoming a degenerate gambler.

>>19606024
>Everything I bought so far has been dead money.
Maybe you bring a curse with your position so he shouldn't tell you.

>>19606038

Theyre the same. Bobos are niggers.

>>19606038
bobo, atleast niggers had enough brains to go loot shit.

>>19606055
>Maybe you bring a curse with your position so he shouldn't tell you.
N-no that's not it.

>>19606006
>>19605973
yeah, pretty much any stocks you invest in you will at the minimum double your money, guaranteed.

i got into investing on april 1st and thought i was really good at it, then i realized everyone is making bank.

>>19606006
you can tell we're approaching zimbabwe levels of inflation when making a few grand per day just from trading is not seen as enough, or a big deal anymore. many of you have a cool million liquid in your brokerage account and still think it's not enough to live comfortably. pic rel is two niggers, just in different countries.

>>19606038
Kneelers have average 50 IQ.

>>19606038
Trick question. They are one and the same.

>>19606006
yeah everybody feels the "i could have put in more" but i don't know man I did a all in or nothing on RTX back in march thinking long term and ate shit while everyone during that time getting cheap stocks or seeing success while i'm looking at that stock at a loss. I think I rather have many stocks than a few stocks

>>19606024
Bought ACB right after reverse consolidation at 6 dollars a share. That went to 24 and I sold. Took the profits off that and bought into Dennys, Boston Pizza, Air Canada, and memed 200 dollars at AYTU as a lottery ticket. Waiting for that to go back to 60k a share just because I'm that retarded lucky atm. Saw an Anon post a 25% gain on IVR and threw all possible money I had except 2k I needed just to be certain I can pay rent and bills. Just made boatloads today, sold at 8. Bought in again at 7 for 420 shares. Already at 7.5 in the aftermarket. I literally just sit around and think of places or things that are effected by free trade movement or high congested areas and let Corona take me up. My buddy just made 400 dollars on CCL because I was reading off a list to him of cruise lines that are shut down.

>>19606067

Stuff is easy right now. When the rally ends and times are fat it’ll be a hell of a lot harder to turn these crazy profit % days we’re all having

>>19605771
based and REITpilled

>>19604733
Have the 1% reached the money singularity? I'm starting to think the 1% have so much money that they now have AI that keeps the market from crashing.

>>19606075
this would be much funnier if it were jerome.

>>19606079
>leaf weed and mortgages
Can't invest in former and won't invest in latter since it's bound to explode, but good luck anon, just remember to take profits and don't get greedy, I still think we're due for second wave and another panic.

>holding calls on CCL, MGM, OXY, WM
>CCL and MGM up bigly after hours even after having a phenomenal day
>WM flat, but never has movement in after hours
>OXY flat, but calls expire in September and I’m already up 500%
Is making money really this fucking easy? Why don’t more people do it?

Only do 1% of your portfolio on dangerous options bro
That I means I have $12 in options, what should I buy bros I just want to make a medium profit

>htz up almost 7 bucks
alright. any anon who bought it at 80 cents?

>>19606123
>I still think we're due for second wave and another panic.
This is embarrassing at this point. A second wave of what?

>>19606144
Only $12? Buy a same day expiration SPY call during the mid morning dip

>>19606144
not advice but if i were you i would either stay away from options if your total acct balance is $1200, or risk at most $120 max at a time.

>>19606123
Then put money into Pure Gold Mining. If you're an american it's very affordable. It's 1.4 Cad right now. They pour in December. One of Canada's fattest cats just put 15 million dollars into them. I got 685 shares at 1.39 and it feels so good.

>>19606155
nothing fries and nothing soda

At the start of this year i was about $5500 in debt from my student loan and now I have the loan paid off and I have about $10000, most of it invested in stocks.

I guess I'm still kinda poor, but to go from debt to this much money in the span of 6 months is nice. I live really frugally and most of each paycheck goes into stocks, so I'm hoping to accumulate as much wealth as I can while the market is like this. thx /biz/

>>19606155
a 2nd wave of the fucking fag news media scaring the shit out of normies, doesn't even matter what it is, whether it be chinkflu or niggers rioting. it'll be some new hoax that attempts to fuck up bad orange man's economy regardless of facts.

>b-but corona affected other countries too!
not really, many nations just didn't give a fuck and didn't even lockdown. deaths in US are way overblown.

>>19606213

>>19604755
REITs only go up. I made the mistake of selling RWT at like $5 when I first got in at $3.3, kept waiting for a dip that never came.

>>19604918
Bless you anon, godspeed.

>>19604918

>>19604918
Taking profits is smart, but just sell the shit that's done moving. Or set stop losses. Pulling out $50k and calling it quits is idiotic. With $50k in the market if you know what you're doing you can easily quit your job and day trade. Day trade with $25k and find good safe long term holds.

>>19604918
See you later, Space Cowboy

>>19604918
Be reasonable. Don't buy options. Fuck that shit its gambling right now. Take 10k and just sink 2-3k into some sure shots. Mortgages, Energy companies, Oil. They are recovering but they aren't fully recovered. Long 10k and turn that 10k into 100k. You might have to wait a year, but if 50k is life changing so is 40k.

>>19605135
Buy a fuckin CVPI for like $2-3k

>>19605375
RWT, IVR

>>19606235
Why REITs? Oil I get, but I don't understand why REITs go up.

>>19606079
What to buy rn u lucky guy

>>19606266
This right here

>>19606079
Keep going, I'm sure it will work out.

>>19606312
Everyone was betting on everyone missing their mortgages and shit and it's not happening. They have a ton of headroom.

>>19606312
Im up 300% on my hotel reit last month because of the reopenings.

>>19605330
treat myself to never having to work again

Look If you had One Yolo One Day trade Would you capture it? Or let it slip? His calls are heavy, puts weak balls are sweaty There's credit cards in his moms name already To drop calls But he keeps on forgetting What he bought now The whole DOW goes so loud He opens his wallet but the cards wont come out Hes going broke now Times up theta over Blau Snap back to reality Op there goes Hannity Trump just tweeted his calls are cavities Hes so mad but he wont give up that easy no He wont have it his whole account on the ropes It don't matter his wife's boyfriend is dope he knows that but hes broke

>>19606364

Nothing else matters

>>19606155
Demoshits closing their state economy and starting a second race riot to spite trump

>>19604755
I'll dump half at $15 and keep the rest until $20.

>>19606321
I don't know if I'm gonna have the balls for it, but Chesapeak makes my dick hard when I look at the 20 year graph.

I'm thinking OVV. They look attractive.
If you have the money to buy in bulk get Carnival Cruise lines. Look at their 5 year trend and tell me its dumb.

Even IVR isn't retarded to go into. Look at their 5 year trend. Mortgages got frozen. I don't know if they were traded in the 2008 collapse or not, but these guys have endured fucking everything and maintained a 14 dollar average. with 18 high periods. Plus they pay dividends so the more you put in, the more you get back, even holding for highs isn't a big issue then.

>>19606408
>I'll dump half at $15 and keep the rest until $20.
Why in the world would it go to $20?

clown world is when the entire stock market completely collapses because of a virus which didnt exist

>>19606448
FOMO. This thing idles between 14 to 18. FOMO is going to blow it right the fuck up, most traded stocks on robinhood today was IVR. As in buys.

>>19606404
That was retarded. Millions of jobs lost instantly despite stimulus.

If you guys believe oil wont shit the bed again look into frac sand suppliers. They are barely clinging on, but if the Permian reopens we will see some crazy shit.

>>19606468
what do u mean dude i made tremendous gains on a frac company

are saudis going to dooooomp CCL when it goes to ATH or did they just catch cheapies?

>>19604761
You for real? Post folio.

will my IVR limit order for 7.00 go through?

>>19606454
This.

>>19606462
Very optimistic, my friend.

>>19606474
I made some money trading them too, but everyone except SLCA basically went into penny stock territory.

Staring from scratch who would create a better economy niggers or bobos?

>>19606561
Both only destroy, so neither can create.

>>19606570
fuck off racist, maybe you haven’t gotten the message in the last couple weeks but you’re not welcome on this board or anywhere else for that matter

>>19606561
Let's see. Look at any African tribe or African country that started self governing after the colonies were released

>>19606594
nigger

>>19606595
Does Ethiopia count?

>>19606594
Nigger

>>19606621
Ethiopians are an afro-semite mix.

NEW SLEEPY TIME THREAD
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>>19606626

>>19606626

>>19606594
Kek good bait

>>19606594
Shut up faggot

>>19606468
EOG or DVN?

>>19606517
No it won't it will go through at whatever market open is. Google IVR stock. it closed at 6.9 but was carried to 7.5 in the aftermarket. Your best bet is to wait for open and watch it obsessively.

You will instead buy at whatever open is if you have one open before 9:30 am. This means watch the after market and be up before then. Google the stock. Check the current pre market. See where it is. Change your buy accordingly but honestly anything under 10 is good in my opinion, look at the pattern too. Huge surge in the morning. Quite a bit of a sell off after 12. Then it normalizes. I'm gonna try and leapfrog my ass up at the peak tomorrow like I did when I got stupid lucky today assuming 8 is the high point.

Any recommendations on buys for tomorrow? What will I rope over if I don't buy in asap?

>>19606594

Fuck niggers

>>19606645
>replying to all this racebait nonsense from /pol/
knock it off

>>19606680
...Nigger

>everyone is making money expect me
I wish I was smart

>>19606701
that's fine just stop giving these faggots (you)s so they fuck off.

>>19605492
California started opening up restaurants with outside seating a week ago. Commies take their time when it comes to capitalism.

>>19605541
>brrrrrrrrrrrr
brrrrrrrrrrrr
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>19606069

except our currency is currently deflating idiot.

>>19606980
The stock market is inflating