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19600561 No.19600561 [Reply] [Original]

>he's sitting in fiat or, worse, crypto instead of participating in the greatest stock market rally in history

>> No.19600591

crypto 5x's in a matter of days.
stocks wont even get you 2x's in weeks.

>> No.19600607
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>>19600591
>it's 2020
>he STILL thinks his shitcoins are going to 5x

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>>19600591

>> No.19600615

stock always rally though, why would i risk on a centralised piece of shit?

>> No.19600831

>>19600607
>coping this hard

>> No.19600848

>>19600614
What was behind this pump? anyone know?

>> No.19600858

>>19600561
everyones invested in stocks, you know what that means anon

>> No.19600862

>>19600848
They started taking preorders

>> No.19601010
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>>19600561
Why not invest in guns?

>> No.19601129

>>19600848
>>19600614
They currently have preorders worth 10 billion and they recently merged. I had 10 shares back when with was VTIQ at $20

>> No.19601190

>>19601010
im not really /biz/ i only come here for the memes, but i bought a bunch of guns and ammo at the beginning of the year and the combined worth of what i bought 6 months ago has tripled over that time. problem is that i have no desire to sell them now

>> No.19601194

>>19600831
yeah man it's definite cope, alts aren't all down 80% still from ATH despite it being almost three years of bear market at this point

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>>19601190
>dont want to sell them
That's the real curse isnt it

>> No.19601359

>>19600607
I made a 2x in about 30 mins off Aelph today lmao cope

>> No.19601457

>>19601333
checked and based webm. i remember when i first saw that vine like 5 years ago i had the same face as the kid in the background

>> No.19601474

>>19601359
Brainlet here how do you spot those pump and dumps?

>> No.19601477

>>19600831
that's true tough

>> No.19601493

>>19600591
You can get 10x gains in a few days with options

>> No.19601559

>>19601493
The options scheme demystified:
>He didn't even understand how stock market works but he read/his cousin told him that options make big gains
>He opens an account
>He start bragging about options on a cambodian basket weaving board
>He loses everything
>He necks himself

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>>19600561
You dont like money?

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>>19601611
>>19600561

>> No.19601654

>>19601457
do they actually show him load it, or is that just an empty casing with some rounds in the back to make you think it's loaded?

>> No.19601659

>>19600561

>BTC since the bottom:

280% (without leverage)

DOW since the bottom: 58%

Yeah. your a retard

>> No.19602335

>>19601559
All you had to do was buy SPY calls, it's not that hard.