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How much would it cost to fund a breeding program for upright-walking cats?

It's one of the first things I would spend part of my 1st billion on.

>> No.1959766

>>1959758
Don't you dare even think of genetically raping one of the most regal and elegant creatures on this floating rock ffs

>> No.1959798
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>>1959758
Please

>> No.1959819

>>1959766
>regal
>elegant

Toxoplasmosis.

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>>1959766
>regal
>elegant
A cat wrote this

>> No.1959854

>>1959758
Trying to create Kajiit? You madman.

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>>1959758
What the fug OP

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>>1959861
>>1959854
>>1959766
They would still be able to walk on 4 legs of course.
I'd also breed them for maximum intelligence.

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>>1959758
>not spending your 1st billion on more ether

>> No.1959916

>>1959906
No fucking way there's enough liquidity to get out with any sizeable profit on a billion-dollar crypto investment.

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>>1959877

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>>1959758
What the fuck OP...

>> No.1960392

>>1960387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVV_HXtEbLo

>> No.1960401

What I'm saying is, there are already cats who can stand upright.
Surely it must be possible to select for cats that walk upright.

I guess it would take 30 years to get some results, hiring the 2 best breeders, 2 geneticists and 1 bioligist full-time, plus facility costs, food, etc...
so maybe 1,000,000 USD/year
or 30,000,000 USD total

Not that much for a really cool new cat breed.

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How much would it cost to make a pygmy bear breed?

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>>1959758
I dunno, a cat that stands on its hind legs all the time sounds like it'd be liable to health problems. Probably digestive or chiropractic problems. But thats just my gut feeling.

>> No.1962107

>>1959766
Elegant...

>be me
>woken up 4th night ina row by cats fucking and fighting
>local faggots feed the strays
>sleeping in the living room and took leaving my door open tonight faggot.
>fuck you and fuck those tree rats

>> No.1962117

Just get a pinguin instead.

>> No.1962140

I am pretty positive we'd be able to create a breed of dog who could communicate effectively with language, using the same proceedures.

Thing is, who wants a dog who constantly follows you around, saying "Feed Me" and "Can I fuck it?" a thousand times a day?

>> No.1962155

do what these guys are doing but with cats instead of fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4