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Does anybody know how to make palms stop sweating?

>> No.1957911

>>1957908
>buying digital tulips at their all-time high
kek enjoy losing your money

>> No.1957915

>pending

F

>> No.1957920

Sell it now you know you messed up. Eat the fees. Put that 5k in a nice vanguard so you can watch it grow 5% a year while you wageslave away.

>> No.1957931

Enjoy the gains OP

See you on the moon, you'll have $200k in returns by December

>> No.1957932
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>>1957908
>he actually fell for the eth meme

>> No.1957933
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1957933

Start by getting them off coinbase and into a wallet like mist, make several back ups and encrypt them.

Once you have recieved the eth, encrypt the wallet file aswell if you are using mist, just to be sure.

Also give the wallet a strong password, atleast 15 characters long with numbers n stuff.

Now forget about it, except the password, and wait 5-8 years and cash out

Enjoy the retirement and your 5 lambos

>> No.1957942

>>1957911
Negro pls

We are still deep into the dip

>> No.1957946

>>1957911

it will go higher, but past charts patterns indicate OP would do better to put into coins that look like theyve hit bottom.

>> No.1957976

>>1957933
is this what you have done?

>> No.1957990

>>1957976
no, he's smart enough to know this is a scam based on losers never cashing out.

>> No.1958023

>>1957990
I cashed out and planning my sex tourist trip to las vegas this summer

>> No.1958049

>>1957933
Mist is a waste of time. Just use myetherwallet and call it a day.

>> No.1958055

>>1958023
>sex tourist trip to las vegas
its like you arent even trying. What is thailand?

>> No.1958058

>>1958023
Gross, I hope you get aids.

>> No.1958065

ETHs are very useful you can use them for um
well they might go up in value?

>> No.1958068

>>1958065
Entire computing systems and algorithms are going to revolve around ETH

Faggot

>> No.1958072

>>1958068
repeating nonsense.

wau.

nobody is going to buy your shitcoins.

>> No.1958077
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1958077

yea, buy more

>> No.1958083

>>1958077
I would sell next time it touches 50

>> No.1958105

>>1957908
Should have bought PIVX

>> No.1958179

>>1958049
Why?

Is it not secure enough??

>> No.1958185

>>1957908
mom's spaghetti

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1958197

>>1958072
>nobody is going to buy them

>> No.1958207

>>1958185
Hes nervous on his sweater already

>> No.1958231

But on the surface he looks mom's spaghetti

>> No.1958237

>>1958197
>limewire

>> No.1958245
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1958245

>>1958237
>false equivalence

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1958282

Congratulations OP, you just made the best financial decision of your lifetime.

>> No.1958297

>>1958282
ah, so THIS is what true beauty looks like

>> No.1958832

I would have done the same thing op but I'm a wagelslave barely making rent.

t. Wageslave

>> No.1958834

>>1958237
Download free ETH today.avi.exe

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1959144

>>1957908
Stop being such a faggot

>> No.1959169

>>1958065
payment for computational power on a decentralized supercomputer.
Accept not yet, which is why you should buy now.

>> No.1959177

>>1957908
Bit of a noob question here, but what is the return on Ethereum and other coins? Anyone have a % or yearly amount? Is ETH the best one out there?

>> No.1959181

>>1959177
it doesn't work like that m8, the market decides the price

>> No.1959182

>>1959177
Wow...you are a newb.

At the end of 2017 ETH will enter into Staking where you will get 7% annual on all the ETH you own. I recommend to buy now and hold, there will be a fucking huge run once millionaires and billionaires learn they can easily make 7% return on their cash NO MATTER FUCK WHAT.

>I've seen whales kill people over 5% annually, they would sell their first born for that type of guarantee.

Don't miss this train, it's gonna take off like a rocket.

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1959261

>>1959182
yo dawg i heard you liked stocks, so we put a stock in a stock

i'm hyped af senpai, shitz gon be lit

>> No.1959267

>>1958055
for filthy pedos

>> No.1959268

>>1959267
Who find gooks attractive

>> No.1959318

>>1959144
lol thts it?

>> No.1959402

>>1959318
post yours faggot

>> No.1959412

>>1959182
If everyone get 7% then that's just the inflation rate

>> No.1959414

>>1958055
I'm not into jungle asians. Lv has actual white girls and since I'm eth rich I can afford it.

>> No.1959416

>>1959412
they get fees, new coins aren't being created IIRC

>> No.1959541

most trusted site to buy ETH with EUR? i am signed with kraken, is it legit?

>> No.1959603

>>1957908
>neets are wasting their life savings because of dumb frogposters convinced them to buy an unlimited resource

>> No.1959608

>>1958023
Prostitution isn't actually legal in Vegas. You have to go to one of the neighboring counties to find the legal brothels.

>> No.1959609

>>1959261
>>Posting asspizza while not knowing who he is

Kys

>> No.1959610

>>1959609
nobody knows who he is anymore... if you hadn't noticed he pretty much fell off the earth

>> No.1959613

>>1959144
>tfw 300 eth at $25

how much did you buy yours for? I'm jelly

>> No.1959628

>>1957908
>Buying at top

kek

idiot

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1959637

>>1959610
I can't believe this is the only time he's ever been mentioned in the lifespan of /biz/

just off yourself m8

>> No.1959642

the price of ETH hasn't moved from $48.53 for the past 3 hours or so, never seen it this stagnant. i wonder whats going on

>> No.1959646

>>1959541

Coinbase m8

>> No.1960223

>>1959642
The ticker is fucked. Same thing happened with btc. Either the service crashed or there was a huge buy/sell that the exchsnge doesn't want us to know about.

>> No.1960344

>>1957908

You'd have been better off buying fucking Trump Coins ffs. Buy at 5 cents, dump at 8-9 cents, repeat.

>> No.1960371

>>1960344

This speaks truth, buying into the whole "muh technology" meme is great and all but shit coins pump, low marketcap coins will give you more in the mid term than any high cap coin like ETH and XMR ever will. Maybe sometime down the road rearrange your portfolio to high cap coins when you believe they are going to shoot up.

>> No.1960838

>>1959144
How long did this take?

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1960841

>>1959144
you're such a faggot for keeping that much on an exchange

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1960866

>>1957908

Think bout dis

>> No.1960915

>>1959613
>how much did you buy yours for?
Can you not do basic arithmetic you dumbass nigger ? A fraction will give you the average price at which he bought them.

>> No.1961055

>>1960915
Calm down Jamal