/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for death to pedos

>>19577860
>LAW AND ORDER EDITION
you like law and order? get on your knees and suck my dick, that's an order!

INUV next GNUS

>>19577895
not based

Have you praised Masayoshi Son today? The japanese Jesus?

>>19577895
Based and ban discord spamming ie. SSL, etc

why is wallstreetbets so much smarter and better of a board than this general

gonna ride the oil and reit train to riches

>>19577964
>wallstreetbets

We don't think about you at all.

>>19577964
Yep we all suck here. You should head on back that clearly superior place of yours.

>>19577797
What sky god?
>Sounds like men who bred women at their most fertile had the most kids, and cucks that get together with 30 year old wizatd sleeved cunts have fewer children and go extinct
Ok so mexicans and mormon mulattos are america's future.

How do we profit from this?

I don't want to have to be working forever while being taxed to pay for this shit.

>>19577968
I am riding it too, but thinking about selling. What are tge chances that the market will go down again with surging covid cases increase news

>>19577951
also forgot to mention, severe permanent skin itchiness to retards like this who bring their schizo posting habits to /smg/ from the godless hellholes of the crypto threads

all the happenings are coming to an end =(
life going back to the usual boring af non-happening edition

Bobo here, will second crash happen with rising cases and riots?

>>19577993
>Surging covid cases
No one cares anymore, literally thousands of people out looting major cities every night in large groups and covid isn't stopping it

talk me out of taking a 2000 dollar loan to invest into the market

>>19578002
ATH by mid July.

I wasted so much time just working and playing video games. I have made nearly triple the amount of money I have saved in the last 4 years at a semi-decent job that took many years to work my way into. Thanks guys, you really helped me change my life.

Last week's gains

>>19578020
The govt will cave in to threats like they always do, hand out more rounds of gibs, stocks get pumped ever higher

“BEARS aren’t here” he thought. “I’ve never been in this neighbourhood before, but there are no BEARS anywhere”. The cool wind felt good through his thick voluminous mane. “I HATE BEARS” he thought. The Only Way is Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the Diet Coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away any (unmerited) fear of bears in the markets. “With a printer, you can make the markets go anywhere you want” he said to himself, out loud.

>>19578024
>she
>her

>>19578041
Well done! Do keep in mind the market isn't always this exciting. Sometimes it's a plodding borfest where we get impatient with good companies and start gambling on bioshit penny trash.

>>19578058
Based. Is that from DFEN?

>>19578024
go all in on ivr/mfa

Ahh Time for that first Lasagna of the Day. Where is my /lasagna Gang/ At

>>19577951
>SSL
There's some real scammy shit on here but you're totally retarded if you think SSL is some oddball shill play

>>19578080
I've been able to see that, thanks though I wont squander what I've done. I just cant believe I can actually buy property that wont be shit.

>>19577895
cope

>>19577991
You can start a chick fil a for 1000, take these people's money and own their utilities.

>>19578094
Do you get those Stouffers frozen personal ones or do you actually bake your own?

>>19578094
I already ate mine an hour or two ago hehe

>>19578122
homemade for me
last time I used no ricotta, this time I used the 15oz ricotta that was recommended
I kind of prefer it with no ricotta 2bh

>>19578041
Yeah this virus has been a gift. It's helped get my retirement on track. I blew a bunch of money when I was younger (typical 20 something) so this virus allowed me to fix that mistake and then some. Financial experts say that by age 40 you should have at least double your salary saved/invested. I'll have over 3 times my salary saved/invested this year and I'm only 37. Blessed virus.

Where can I track insider buys/sells?

>>19578094
>>19578122
I still cant believe the guy yesterday that said lasagna was shit. If made by a solid italian cook with a good family recipe for sauce its one of my favorite meals.

So what's the next boogeyman that the news media will force down our throats after this chimpout fizzles down?

>>19578024who is this i will marry her

>>19577993
Its highly likely that we can look forward to atleast 3-5 weeks of maximum nigger pandering on the news that will completely block out virus panic.

>>19578188
china tradewar until election

>>19578149
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/040915/buy-stock-insiders-how-track-insider-buying.asp

I have 200k CPE shares am I going to make it?

green at 6pm? green at 6 pm.

>>19578202
This.

>>19578188
If that guy was skinny, he would look like a pedo

>>19578091
I see that there are boatloads of RH peoples in them, but what is the likelihood that they will actually go back to their normal levels? They jumped last week like everything else but hmmm

Man, weekends are really boring when you get into finance huh. The dopamine rushes I have experienced in the last 6 weeks or so have been far greater than anything I have ever experienced.

bros ive been thinking...

I live in an apartment building directly across the street from a strip club/brothel, ive been thinking about asking the girls who work there to consider giving me money to invest for them. do you think this is a good idea?

>>19578147
blessed

>>19578188
aliens or asteroids

>>19578083
Delta Airlines. I bought all the dips.

psychic here
q2 will be just like q1, beat estimates because low estimates, stocks will soar
it will drop a little and/or crabbing for china tradewar and then face ripping rally once donnie pump get reelected
invest or bet accordingly

IVR to 4x your money and get some sweet dividends

>>19578253
Never get personally entangled with strippers or prostitutes in any way. I have a good friend that exclusively dates strippers after just being someone who spent a lot of time at the same club, and it has ruined his life badly

>>19578188
A little rest after this then a mass shooting (August), then a second wave of rona early October just before the election

>>19578118
you have taste.
are you an oilbro too?

>>19578266
stop shilling that piece of shit

>>19578218
Fuck man, I thought I was nuts with 2k

>>19578218
Yes. I would say so. Some would say you already have.

>>19578253
Do not get involved with strippers in any way, not even to fuck one time. They are always a mess. Many of them also fuck niggers. Watch them come and go to see what they wear or accessorize with and research those things. Perhaps you will find a stock you like.

>>19578278
im talking about business not fucking them...
strippers make tons of cash everyday and they are stupid as fuck. they probably wouldnt trust me with their money though, not sure how i would convince them, would probably have to bribe them with drugs first.
like getting cats to follow you with a piece of fish

>>19578295
>>19578241
Why are people so skeptical of IVR and SSL on here? I get it, you don't actually research the stocks that get recommended and probably just stick to safe bets in the end, but those two specific stocks are probably some of the most solid recommendations on here

>>19578141
Half ricotta is the final redpill. I don't make it anymore though, the frozen ones are pretty cheap and I don't have an oven in this apartment
>>19578266
4x over how long, also how will they recover from their inability to meet margin calls, what's the road forward?

>>19578294
Yeah, Been holding since before the opec meeting. Not selling until it goes to the moon.

>>19578337
Bro.. you're living close to a strip club so you're obviously close to poor yourself. Asking other people for money to "invest" with is just you asking for trouble, come on don't be retarded

>>19578295
Miss out buddy

>>19578337
just get a loan with low interest rate

>>19578349
SSL already mooned last week so buying in is praying you didn't miss out completely and that you won't get BTFO next week.

>>19578337
Show them your precent age gains

>>19578349
I know SSL has been posted a lot on /biz/ so I've been watching it. I knew about MFA and not really IVR so I'm not skeptical. Just that everything is up like 50-100% since that Friday surge. IVR and MFA have been pretty flatlined since March.

>>19578337
What part of that did you fail to grasp? Do not get involved with a stripper in any way. They take their clothes off for money, most of which is in and out of their hands within 24 hours. They do not make good life choices, they do not hang out with good people, and they are not good people themselves.
They already have some kike or Albanian who gets the money they don't spend on drugs, usually from a rental property. That property often ends up with niggers and/or used needles and pill dealers littered about. Just stop it.

>>19578336
a lot of the strippers are foreign girls, i used to live with one for a short while, she was renting a room at my place. she was exceptional though, south american girl, really pretty and kinda conservative, not like a typical whore, i think she just did it for the easy money

>>19577993
The WUHAN virus doesn't matter until this fall. Until then, Oil prices are going up, jobs are coming back and risk adverse hedge funds & retail investors now feel safe to invest, thanks to the positive job report....THIS IS THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLDEN BULL RUN OF OUR GENERATION. Don't miss out, just like the 2017-2018 Crypto Run.

>>19578353
>no oven
Jesus.

>>19578391
Invest in periods longer than one week and determine reasonable norms by observing 3-year charts.

>>19578406
>not like a typical whore
>just did it for the easy money

You were right bobo, it isn't a V it's a check mark

>>19578253
>>19578337
You're not supposed to scam people who live across the street from you idiot. When you lose all their money they'll get Tyrone to fuck you up

>>19578435
just do it

>>19578414
It feels superfluous when I can pay less in rent every month by getting a place without a real kitchen, and just spend slightly more than I would on ingredients to get microwave meals of whatever I was going to cook anyways. People scoff at microwave meals but these big companies really know their spices, they're popular for a reason.

>>19578391
Not sure if you've seen the info on here about SSL but it's likely to get to ~$20 as long as some real screwy shit doesn't happen

>>19578398
IVR flatlined in March because housing sales flatlined. Now that they're coming back as people figure out how to do it, companies like IVR will have business again and there's likely pent up demand

>>19578295
>he doesn't want a .50c dividend on a $4 stock

It was $2 last week and growing, average range $14-18 in normal market

NGMI

>>19578399
I understand where you are coming from, some of them are not the best...but i thought maybe i could find a few that arent completely retarded.

>>19578458
Christ my man you better be larping with this shit

>>19578439
im not scared of niggers lmao.

>>19578458
microwave destroys all nutritions, you're eating jumble of garbage molecules
taste good because MSG

>>19578266
You sir, have made me very happy. IVR Looks like an absolute steal at those share prices. Buying calls tomorrow.

>>19578482
You'd better be LARPing with pretending to be so spoiled and fragile anon
>>19578507
And you'd definitely better be larping with this complete and comprehensive ignorance of microbiology.

>>19578520
Last time i seen something this good it made my 1000% so far

>>19578459
You have a source for that? The most generous forecast I've seen was $10.45.
Also, IVR is heavily into mortgage-backed securities. That kind of risk is extreme and anyone suggesting you leverage against it is likely shitposting.

What limit price to buy IVR at tomorrow? Halp

>>19578520
Also want to thank person who showed it too me

>>19578538
Spoiled?? My man I cook every meal myself, you're the one buying complete, prepackaged and frozen meals to microwave

>>19577860
For those of you struggling to understand options: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfmTWu2yn5Q

>>19578431
im mean comparatively, you wouldnt even know she was a stripper, she kept it very low key. she didnt tell me she even worked there but obviously i knew.
you'd probably be surprised how many women probably do this. not all of them are washed out druggos. there is a hierarchy of whores, but yeah the longer they are in the game the more fucked up they usually are. also prostitution is legal where i live, its different here compared to the usa

>>19578202
Yap.

>>19578294
>>19578355
>A specifically Indexed Railable Shoujo
What’s the appeal?

>>19578406
It’s not a good sign.
But I suspect many of them and the ethots are making a rational decision to mine their innate resources before the inevitable wall. Some may even save and invest and build a future doing so.

Like that tranny selling his used onaholes.

10 minutes to liftoff friends

>>19578520
>>19578266
Going IVR and MFA 70/30 split between the two

Was looking at NYMT too, anyone have any reason no to go in on that? Even though they are in the same sector I still like to spread around riskier stocks

>>19578458
bro you can just move in with me
where do you live?

>>19578549
>IVR is heavily into mortgage-backed securities
Why does this matter to you in this economic climate?? You don't think the finance monkeys at the tip top have figured out MBS since 2009? Aside from that, mortgage forbearance and a moratorium on evictions is going to pause any serious housing voodoo for the remainder of the year while people take advantage of insane interest rates and a market completely buttpumped full of money

>>19577993
the price of crude oil will go down when the extension cuts end. people going to see the dip and panic sell. thats another good time to buy.

>>19578603
This

Printing, low rates, election year - nothing is going to be allowed to collapse before the election

>>19578603
that's all priced in though
remember: the concept of "priced in" cuts both ways
do NOT forget it !!

>>19578569
>Some may even save and invest and build a future doing so.

this is what i was thinking, ethots and irl whores could be good customers, they have a lot of money and are stupid.

>>19578554
I have $4.40. I always set up five price points for any given stock I'm planning on buying and $4.40 is at the top. I wagecuck on the graveyard so I will adjust in the morning if needed. Hoping for a little opening dip to get off on the right foot.

Who's ready for some pull back?

>>19578558
Yeah, spoiled. If the idea of not having a single large, heavy, and expensive appliance fucks with you that bad even though I told you I'm basically saving an expensive monthly subscription by going without it, you got some issues my good boomer
I work from home as a secondary income so the time saved not having to put my own lasagna together and wash all the dishes and utensils after is well worth re-spending some of that saved rent money on pre-prepared meals

>>19578542
If people wanted God like Gains, buy calls on this stock NOW.

Last option pick, I made damn good profits. (PIC). I'm bullish af on IVR.

>5 minutes

In Japan the best you can hope for is a little fish oven. At least they have hot plates, but I miss having a real stove.

>>19578650
not this week, next week

>>19578650
baggie where have you been

>>19578603
IVR, AIV, and MFA were great buys a few weeks back. I already flipped a bunch for 50% and am holding the rest for 200%. Contrarian investing is like cheating.

>>19578652
Lol what the fuck this has to be a fucking troll. Lick my balls, spoiled is being an adult that can't manage their time well enough to cook and clean

>>19578596
A part of New England overrun by brainwashed commies spitting on the graves of their enlightened ancestors. I like to live alone because I don't trust people and want to be left to myself.

>>19578122
this one homemade but I like Stouffers, especially their french bread pizza. Im going to try red barons next
Stouffer - nestle, red baron - private

>>19578266
I think I'll throw 2k at this.

If I do so it will be the 1st time I've ever followed advice from this board and I've known this shitboard for at least 10 years.

May jesus bless my 35 year old anus.

Will report back in 1 month.

>>19578603
If you have the money, go for it. If you leverage a buy on mortgages when subprime lending has gone up in wake of coronachan, you're retarded.

BLOOD GREEN
>BLOOD GREEN
BLOOD GREEN
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BLOOD GREEN
>BLOOD GREEN
BLOOD GREEN
>BLOOD GREEN
BLOOD GREEN
>BLOOD GREEN

>>19577860
Screw chinamen and screw blacks.

>most of the rioter donations went to grifting funds that have a history of pocketing and mismanaging money
imagine trying to get social brownie points by donating to scam organizations

Ooooo yes, they want to hold up here. Time for S&P to go to 3300

>futures

>>19578684
I'm in the midwest

>>19578731
Imagine donating LMAO

>>19578688
Stouffers and red baron's pretty good. The kroger pizza's ain't bad either after I jazz them up with some extra cheese and pepperoni. I Don't buy the other frozen pizzas cause the cost factor, hell I can go right up the road from the house and get a large L.C pizza w/breadsticks & dip cup for under $10.

>>19578683
Someone who cannot mathematically understand that they lose money by "saving" money equal to less than the money they could and would make in the time it takes them to save it is not qualified to speak on time management.
This is the fundamental folly of pseudo-conservative RINO personal finance. Moralistic ramblings about frugality and good old-fashioned traditions don't really land in a world where the same penny-pinchers and lecturers have nothing but a mild shrug to give over actual moral issues.
Nothing is more childish than being proud of yourself for doing a menial thing like preparing food and assuming anyone who does not do that thing is somehow unable to.

Whoa look at those futures baby.

>>19578569
>What’s the appeal?
Qt 14 y/o girl. Saten's cute too.

>OIL
oh yeah

>>19578647
Thanks, was thinking the same thing. Seeing as I missed the bottom by a little might as well squeeze out every last bit.

>>19578766
IMO Korger's store brands are the best of any store brands in the known universe

alas I have no Kroger's near me so I have to shop at a different grocery

and bobos were saying futures would open -1.5%, get fucked

>>19578676
I got b& for talking about crack heads getting arrested on that show cops.

DAL @45 - 50 next week (I hope or least july)

Will monday be a good day for Oil. I got 20 shares of FANG and 26 shares of GUSH. I might close out my position so I can finally get 10k CL.

>>19578797
Wher can i see investing isnt show s&p

XSPA

>>19578775
Okay good blog 10/10 I'll throw away my oven and only buy microwavable food from now on it'll be fantastic

>>19578819
ES=F on Yahoo

>>19578791
OH FUCKING YEAH
LETS GO 50 BEFORE END OF WEEK

>>19578836
Thanks

>>19578635
I still wouldn’t invest with their money. It’s not good to invest with someone else’s money if they expect it to be paid back, are already in a legal gray area, and aren’t fully aware of the inherent risks.

>>19578794
Are you aware of Costco’s Kirkland store brand? I have only ever heard good things. People love Kirkland goods, myself included.

Trump telling us we will have a week of green, get on the ride

>>19578809
Yes

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>19577860
What are you guys buying this week?
Airlines going up/down?
What about PK?

>>19578809
ALREADY FUCKING $40 MY DUDE

Stop stop bobo has been dead for weeks!

>>19578688
I never try their french bread pizza because I also don't have a toaster oven and it's expensive by the pound, but a lot of people I know say it's very good, so I'll try it sometime. I'm a fan of Red Baron's nice topping to crust ratio on their pizzas so I guess I'll have to try their french bread too. It makes sense that Red Baron is private, they're too specialized and solidified to want to give away profit.
A new brand to my store is Boston Market, they're surprisingly good, especially their pot pies but also the meatloaf is decent.
>>19578731
Reminder that both Unilever and Procter& Gamble made this "social investment" out of genuine stupidity or stupid lizard brain threat detection.
Reminder to start looking up the products you buy to see who owns them. It won't make a scrap of difference, but you'll have done the right thing.
>>19578760
If you're from Oklahoma or South Dakota I'm interested despite myself.
>>19578766
Remember when Red Baron pizzas got thinner and smaller, but also dropped to $3 around the same time? Pretty cool. Now I try to eat less pizza for my health but I get Dominos on the rare occasion.
>>19578835
Why would you throw away something you already own while living in the same dwelling that will still cost you just as much? Anon are you sure you belong on this board? You don't seem to really "get" how money works.
>>19578868
I can't even tell if this is an outrage-bait tweet to get a storm of furious articles about how he claims to have single-handedly built the US economy despite all the poor underprivileged blablabla workers, or if he's genuinely just shitposting to see how much he can get away with and then retire and go to his grave laughing at what a good prankster he was.

ANY DAY UNDER +300 ON THE DOW WILL NOW BE CONSIDERED A RED DAY

>>19578789
I like hawaii enemay girls but it’s not enough to make an entire show worth watching. See: the abortion know as the darker than black sequel.

>>19578760
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
UPRO FINNA DO REEL GOOD!!!
But not my TNA? Wtf? Why’s Russell so laggy?

Where in the Midwest do you recommend? What’s rent like? I need a new destination to research and anon saying it’s good is good enough.

>>19578868
Absolutely fucking based, he's been great for the market

Aww yeah that green futures open. Music for the feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaxEa5ONJw

Oil bros i knew we gonna make it

all according to plan
>t. predicted the corona crash

>>19578868
Understood Mr. President. Make my Portfolio Great Again.

>>19578953

say goodnight, bobo

>>19578654
Which IVR calls do you recommend?

>>19578917
>made this "social investment" out of genuine stupidity or stupid lizard brain threat detection.
I hate the virtue signaling nonsense but the investment money flowing into ESG is very real, so improving your appearance can really improve your share price.

And I’m sure they have money set aside for donations every year, maybe even get tax benefits for doing so.

>>19578868

>>19578809
is it too late to get into GUSH?

i shoulda listened to all those GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH memes like 2-3 months ago... feelsbadman

FUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE HEDGED ANYTHING FUCKING ETERNAL RETARD STRENGTH BULL RUN

>>19578953
>t. predicted the corona crash
the only people who didn't see it coming were bullish boomers who are now bearish

PK PLAY XLE calls FINNA PRINT

>>19578946
girls in big hats == mega cute
I feel like girls used to wear big hats in the past, but now they've lost their way....
it's fucked up and I think that the stock market is suffering as a result

Whats wrong with futures?

>>19578968
Oh I'm sure they will benefit and it's deductible, I just don't want to invest in them or buy their products because I'm a man of moral principle.

>>19578868
ill vote trump if it means more stonk gains ngl

>>19578793
Yep. 4.40, 4.29, and 4.16 are where my largest purchases are set, with autistic amounts sprinkled in. I check everything over at 8:55 and 9:35. Then I check back around 2 and 3:45. I've been going to happy hour with Dingbro a lot lately.

>>19579011
Mega green? Seems a-okay to me?

>>19578868
He is the greatest president since JFK

>>19579011
How do you see futures already? I have to wait 8 more hours in TDA.

>>19579014
m'lady

>>19578971
Dunno I was called a dumbass for being in a levarge ETF, but it was so cheap and I was willing to lose the money.

>dollar is no longer appreciating
>Stocks are pumping like crazy

Are we hyper inflation now?

>>19579023
>>19579028
I'm looking at Investing.com and the futures dont look like they are updating correctly.

>>19579043
Yes. Asset inflation for the next two years

>>19579050
So, buy stocks?

>>19579043
Imagine being /cash/ now lmao

Really thought things would cool down at least for a week.....

>>19579058
Yes. Im long tech and short dollar. Low rate margin is your friend.

> investing.com has shit the bed

>>19579058
That's what we've been saying for months now. Exactly as predicted.

>>19579043
yeah im thinking we're based

SPX500 looking good boys

>>19579059
i'm not 100% in stock
will convert most of my cash into watch collections
what's a good cash percentage? thinking 10%

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

>>19579083
I'm doing -60% cash right now (margin).

>this much euphoria over futures up 0.50%

>he didn't buy XLE calls

>>19579049
Oh. Go to tradingview, look up ticker SPX500USD. It's the OANDA listing and not quite the same as the e-mini it tracks but close enough to correct numbers in real time. You can also do the actual e-mini, ticker ES, but it will be delayed 10-15 minutes.

>millienials get fucked
>fixed income leeches get fucked
>zoomers and boomers ride the wave of inflation

>>19579104
they were displayed at +2.5% on investing.com, must have been some error

>>19578990
buy more stocks anon :)

>>19578349
>muh price memory
IVR had to restructure, they'll never be worth what they were

>>19579104
It's because Friday was a 2% green. Green futures coming off a big day like that is significant. If this holds overnight it'll be another gap up tomorrow morning.

>>19579120
>boomers
They're the ones who think this is a bear market.

Should I buy FANG tomorrow?

>>19579036
Even a dumbass can accidentally make money.

>>19579043
You’re retarded if you listen to anyone talking about hyperinflation of the USD. HOPEFULLY it will stop deflating and this weakness will continue, but I’m not betting on it.

Read some shit about past debt crises and what happened during inflationary periods. Once it becomes clear that inflation is out of control, the fed WILL raise rates. But the narrative will most likely be shifting before then, and more mainstream economists will start calling for the fed to tighten.

This could take many years, but The reflationary spike and the eventual normalization reversal will both be abrupt.

>>19579120
Sorry bro, millennials will be the richest generation in history because of inheriting boomer wealth.

>>19579128
Yeah yeah yeah and you probably would have said the same shit about SSL when it had a fire in January and then their shares plummeted to under $2 and now they're almost to $10. See you at the bank

>futures

>>19578011
No, just a dip. Our Cheeto boomer cares about the DOW too much to close down the country again

>>19579120
Forgot pic

Fuck guys, what will GUSH be tomorrow? we got oil potentially reaching $70 a barrel this fall, I may stay in it till EOY.

>>19579170
Bull fucking shit.

Am I making a mistake?

>>19579187
Boomers hold something like 80-90% of wealth, their kids are millennials.

>>19579198

>>19579170
>inherit
Yeah no. Boomers are quite determined to piss away their wealth completely before they die.

>>19579170
I really want know the real estate effects over the next 10-20 years from this and boomers having to downsize to support their lifestyles.

Real estate in europe/usa is very interesting from boomer retirement and the increasing hsare of minorities at lower economic levels.

Its making me very cautious about long term real estate.

>>19579029
Yeah Penn is as far as I know a good, honest, and successful man.
By the way, reminder to anyone who cares that Vanguard cucked out Thursday, gonna sell my VGT next non-red day.
I'm reinvesting in companies who don't need a PR boost from such a despicable source as siding with looters and rioters and rabble-rousers, so I don't anticipate losing my gains overall.
A tougher choice is following through with dumping SAVE on next decent green, as I don't know if the rebounds of the companies I'm reassigning capital to will be as quick or sharp, but I'm not selling my soul for cash, if I wanted to do that I could go fake something for neetbux

>>19577896


1. YOU DO YOU.
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"Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants. By doing so you not only help a business along, but ensure employment should you return to that town again."

5. BE A SELF-STARTER.
"When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts."

6. SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.
"Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals' treatment of other hobos."

7. BE MINDFUL OF OTHERS.
"When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you."

8. DON'T LITTER.
"Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling."

9. LEND A HAND.
"If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help."

10. PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE.
"Try to stay clean, and boil up wherever possible."

11. BE COURTEOUS WHEN YOU'RE RIDING THE RAILS ...
"When traveling, ride your train respectfully, take no personal chances, cause no problems with the operating crew or host railroad, act like an extra crew member."

12. ... AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT.
"Do not cause problems in a train yard, another hobo will be coming along who will need passage through that yard."

13. HELP OUT THE KIDS.
"Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home."

14. SAME GOES FOR HOBOS.
"Help your fellow hobos whenever and wherever needed, you may need their help someday."

15. LEND YOUR VOICE.
"If present at a hobo court and you have testimony, give it. Whether for or against the accused, your voice counts!"

>>19579079
Whoa is that cat real?

Hello frens.

It's been a while. I hope you've been well.

>>19579201
I'm really curious how that will pan out. A lot of boomer wealth is in dubious real estate that will flood the market, and retirement accounts that will be exhausted if they need long term care (which a lot of them will).

>>19579198
don't go all-in on anything

>>19579187
are you a millennial who isn't set to inherit 7+ figures from boomer relatives over the next decade or so?

>>19579201
And plenty of boomers just bullshit their money away by smoking, drinking, gambling, buying dumb shit they don't need or really even car about, more expensive cars, etc...

>>19579147
Compare the price of almost any consumer good to its value in the 1920s, 1950s, and 1980s, compare the minimum wages, and then get back to us on how fake USD inflation is.

>>19579217
I already inherited some money from my beloved boomer uncle. Some will but people with large estates don't pass it away.

>>19579217
The super rich boomers know how important capital is and set up future generations. Those stats arent for middle class.

>>19579156
Boomers are going to leave their wealth to their pets and their favorite news channels/political parties.

Both the MAGAcück and libtard boomers are obsessed with political allegiance and cable news ragebait, and this will only intensify until they forget all familial loyalty and will their estates to either Tucker or Rachel.

They are truly the worst generation.

a bunch of people that i know are asking about the stock market, i think this will be a huge fomo week then a dump

>>19578654
if you know it's going to go up why do options? why not just buy into it and trigger a sell order?

>People celebrating futures
Can you at least wait for pre market?

>>19579259
No.

>>19579187
>>19579217
>>19579227
>>19579232
>>19579248
COPE

>>19579227

You act like all boomers are buying / selling at the same time. People die, inherit, buy / sell all the time. Boomers themselves can be like 20 years apart, which is an entire generation. Boomers have been dying and their children inheriting for decades now. And before that boomers were inheriting from their family. This is not some new thing.

>>19579176
I NEED THAT $70 THIS WEEK WITHOUT ANY DIPS

It’s gonna dump this time I swear!!!!!

My friend asked about the stock market! This surely is the top!

I watched a YouTube video that was over 5 minutes long I know all about timing markets now!

>>19579276
Its a big effect on social security, healthcare costs, real estate etc. Imo. Not something to ignore.

>>19578917
If you don’t cook your own food you’re a faggot, your body is a temple and the only one you get in life and you shove processed garbage into yours every day. Imagine valuing some short term cash flow over your physical health you fucking brainlet

>>19579120
Boomers are sitting on the sidelines thinking this is a bear market that is going to crash any day now.
Zoomers still don't know what the fuck is going on and are mostly out protesting for someone they have never met and something they don't understand.
Millenials are milking the shit out of this bubble.

>>19579229
My parents came here around late 80's. Was born here. Then they divorced when I was around 5 or 6. My dad managed to make it, he runs a salon but is planning to sell the house when the lease to the business expires. My mom was not as lucky and is currently staying with my aunt.

>>19579259
NO
WE WILL WAIT FOR THE NIKKEI TO HAVE THE FINAL WORD

>>19579270
>implying anything I said was incorrect
Reread my post retard-tard

>>19579243
?
Deflation over several decades is very real, especially for healthcare and higher education costs. But what does that have to do with “hyperinflation of USD”?

>>19579297
>he eats every day
Ngmi

>>19579259
Sorry Bobo, nobody fears you any more.
Like the best you have is 2% pull back a few times. We going to the moon.

AHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Defund police
Cyberpunk private security contracts

Blm is fucking based. They btfo covid fear and now making the future more cyberpunk.

>>19579305
can confirm
t. millenial

>>19579308
Outlaw Star?

>>19579308
LEAVE THEIR MONEY WITH THEIR FAVORITE NEWS CHANNEL IM SORRY HAHAHAH

Rumored merger between Gilead Sciences and AstraZeneca.
Anyone buying either tomorrow?

Tomorrow I will sell puts

>>19579170
>>19579187
>>19579217
>>19579218
They are trying to pretend that this is the "greatest wealth transfer" in order to hide that the real "greatest wealth transfer" is from middle class and poor people to wealthy people via the stock market and retirement funds.

>>19579311

>>19579276
Personally, I will receive 0 inheritance from my parents. It's simply not reality. I very much doubt most boomers have any sort of long term care/nursing home insurance, and I would bet that a very large portion of them will need it.

>It's not a new thing.
The biggest baby boom year was 1957. If you were born in 1957, you'd be 63ish years old. We're definitely going to see much more of this in the upcoming decade.

A lot of fuckers in the subdivision next door to mine they all got big ass boats in the driveway. I've never seen the point of a boat. Cause the nearest lake is a pretty good haul from here. So the boat spends most of it's time sitting in the dude's driveway till some weekend they drag the thing to the lake then they drag the thing back. I don't get it.. Waste of money and time.

>>19579309
I dont have any bearish positions, just saying don't count your chickens before they hatch. All real movement has happened in pre-market for weeks.

>>19579311

>>19579311

>>19579371
>implying that drop won't wreck all of you 1000% long faggots
kill yourself asap

Eric was right btw, this was a sign.

SSL is a pump and dump

>>19579201
That's irrelevant when boomers are bequeathing huge sums of money to things like tvangelical churches and their less liquid assets are like >>19579227 and risk severe depreciation.

>>19579350
Trading is commission free now, no excuses.

>>19579248
Your mother is the worst generation!

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>>19579392
>1 post by this ID
Proof or leave

>>19579346
Nah I’m bearish on gilead. This was an offer that doesn’t sound like it is going anywhere, but we’ll see. It would create a pharma behemoth bigger than pfe or mrk.

>>19579311
Where the fuck is the volume by price?
What about muh fib levels?
Where’s the smooth penis indicator?
-1/10
>>19579339
Yep! Or at least it’s the same artist, might not actually be in OS credits.
>>19579350
Sad but true... also Forbes is a garbage rag.

>>19579344
I know, scary isn’t it?

>>19579392
cope more. Post losses

>>19579386
Of course he was right. Steve Bannon is Barron Trump from the future. He knows about the 28 year bull run.

>>19579420
>>19579418
SSL is a scam, no amount of shilling you shitskins do on this board will change that. You are no better than chainlinkers at this point.

OIL

>>19579386
>buy in, goyim!
>don't want to miss out, do you?

>>19579411
>A few weeks away from ATH
>A lot of areas are still quarantined, double digit unemployment, mass civil insurrection

I dunno.

>>19579287
Popsi

>>19579418
It is unironically a pump and dump though. All of the TA and FA are extremely bearish for the market, but this is brand new territory and only a total and complete moron actually thinks that he knows what is going to happen next. At this point it is 100% gambling.

With all of that said, SSL is still a dogshit PND kek.

>>19579411
nice hocus pocus lines

>>19579433
lol do you think it's a scam just because you've seen a few people post ask about it on here?

You help over the weekend right?

>>19579397
It's not irrelevant, the vast majority will give their kids their money.

>>19579397
Im tempted to rent for the long haul and keep my capital in stocks. Anyone else vs investing in real estates. Seems like max stock investment is way to play

>>19579404
You misunderstand, they manipulated markets to steal money from everyone. Theres a reason we don't teach economics/finance in school. Most people don't know anything about stocks but muh S&P and DOW and buy Apple and Amazon and have a 401k.

>>19579385
not an excuse for poor memelines

>>19579419
i think the price will go up just because people buy in just in case

>>19579297
Very schizo post, I hope you find some sort of self-esteem beyond your vanity associated with animal needs soon anon.
Actually I don't care if I'm being honest.
Do you think when I place a sweet potato into my microwave and cook it for six minutes it becomes "processed garbage"?
Do you think the ultra-refined short chain carbs that make up your lasagna pasta are healthier because you stacked them throughout it yourself from a dry box you bought rather than getting them frozen?
inb4 claiming to have a wheat field in your backyard and stone grind the meal for all your pasta yourself
Post less and read more for now, anon. You can still make it but you need to be much less dumb first.
>>19579308
>Deflation over several decades is very real, especially for healthcare and higher education costs
So these services cost less now than they did then, in USD, you're saying.
Why are you so perpetually confused about the meaning of inflation in all of these threads?

I coined a new term today:

Popsi.

Screen Cap this post!

>>19579454
>reopening refineries in South Africa after being closed for months
>almost finished with a chemical plant in Louisiana
O yup sure sounds like a failed prospect to me

>>19579419
I was always entranced by the ending credits in the show thanks to these pieces of art.

>>19579478
pepis

Feeling the green boys but I will not hesitate to liquidate everything and go balls deep into TVIX if shit hits the fan.

>>19579436
just a note, oil might go up but that doesn't mean energy companies will.

>>19579460
Everything there is free to learn on the internet, there is free libraries, there are bookstores. And if the market is manipulated, it's manipulated to for bullruns which is good for investors.

>>19579489
I dont think anyone will close down again.

You sound like you aren't very confident in your positions, anon. Uh oh...

>>19579489
You’re gonna end up like the -80% TVIX fag on here. Anyone have the screenshots of him?

Well my grandparents have some farmland that's worth a nice bundle due to its location and the quality of the land itself. But I dunno if I'd get any of it. I figure it'd go to my uncle first. But I hope anything like that don't happen for a long time but I know it's getting closer. Grandad's in his 90's. He's still in good shape for his age though. (Grandmother's been dead now since 2014)

>>19579481
kek

>>19579504
Seems like your salty you missed the bottom

>>19579492
The Gulf shutting down is good for Sasol though, short term, with no downside
Now all it needs is a really big fat Friday nervousness selloff so I can get some more cheap

>>19579492
Why

>>19579493
This. If some hs teacher did a finance class people would probably know even less. Im not sure the solution is to teach it in public schools. Because sadly false confidence in finance is just as bad. Look at all the nobel prize economista out there and how absolutely negative their returns would be.

>>19579525
I unironically bought in at 240 and sold last Friday. I am just having fun tormenting newfags who clearly have only been investing <1 year and are about to get fucking rekt. This is the most fun I have had on 4chin in a decade.

>>19579459
Buy agricultural land, put it in some kind of tax mitigated status like CRP and just sit on it. Something with water rights.

>>19579531
But yeah I guess maybe hs students would have a little common sense so maybe not as dangerous as highly esteemed economists

>>19579523
Are faggots really that mad they missed the boat on a stock? Lmao god that’s pathetic

You guys really believe that wallstreet is going to just let retail traders make this kind of money?

>>19579474
>Why are you so perpetually confused about the meaning of inflation in all of these threads?
I made a mistake once, and you knew exactly what I meant. Nitpicking isn't an arguement.

INFLATION over several decades is very real, especially for healthcare and higher education costs. But what does that have to do with “hyperinflation of USD”?

>>19579483
The music definitely helped. Very unique ending sequence.

>>19579229
what would you do with 50k if you inherited it today?

>>19579492
ED is still in the dirt from the March drop.

>>19579539
Water rights are a scam huh. What if some nearby well just sucks it all out. I was thinking of buying a random cheap lot of land somewhere for longterm investing. Something good with solar/space internet.

Is it only agri that gets water rights?

>>19579559
>let
It already happened last Friday when Robinhoodie shit like GE and F popped off.

>>19579529
It causes them not to be able to pay debt, which means they have to take on more debt. That debt isn't paid off just because prices go back up. This is especially true for expensive types of oil recovery like oil platforms and fracking, and also exploration companies who simply shut down because its no longer financial viable. These companies are forced to cut dividends and their bonds take a hit from poor credit ratings.

>>19579554
post your 5 figure account before we hit bump limit so i can emasculate you over the internet plsu

>>19579492
>>19579529
I posted similar earlier - it's caused by supply side decreases not demand..... not sure if there is any upside at all for companies like HAL etc just yet

>>19579559
they have no other way

>>19579568
That’s not how water rights work. Water rights are absolutely not a scam and is what makes agricultural land produce agriculture.

>>19579386
If this retardo waited 2 weeks for this tweet he would already be running a Fortune 500 company lel

>>19579559
Of course, why wouldn't they? Their business is letting people make money off each other and taking little pieces of profits.
>>19579561
It wasn't once, you keep talking about deflation of the USD post-bbbbrrrrr in these threads. Or, someone does, like every other thread, and never explains themselves.

>>19579523
>>19579590
so sad

>>19579156
Millennials will give it all away to niggers and whatever replaces e-thots.

NEW
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>>19579635

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OIL
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>>19579559
>2009 lows untested
>2011 lows untested
>2015 lows untested
>2018 lows not smashed until now

We might just continue blasting for years for all we know

>>19579637
Transexual e-thots

>>19579559
We invest in the same things that institutional investors invest in.

>>19579504
You missed 2 dips already.
Stay mad loser.

>>19579603
I meant on the public. The ability to well and use tons of water that is hard to replace. Wouldnt you worry about nearby people sucking the water supply dry if its near agriculture too?

I like the idea though. Im gonna have to find some books on land buying or something. Seems like a good longterm patient play.

>>19579248
Tuck is actually pretty fucking reasonable unlike the rest of the cable puppets.

>>19578554
Why IVR?

>>19579170
Yeah, i'm not getting a fucking dime

>>19579198
oh my god lol

>>19579568
No, sir. There are mineral rights. Look up listings and it will mention if mineral rights stay with the seller or not.
Water rights are also important for agriculture.

yo WE FINNA LEG UP THIS BICH ASS ON MONDAY+ JEROME ASS FINNA PUMP THAT SHEEEIT MANNE HELLA NIGGA UP THIS BICH

>>19579810
So If i buy some remote low value land I want as many rights as possible for 2045 value?

where's the fucking pullback?

5k on PSX monday!

>>19579957
pullbacks are for faggots, this is america

>>19579957
ur dad forgot to pull back!

>>19579627
still not an argument.

the deflationary shock of the corona shutdown is real btw. If the economic recovery doesn't accelerate, that could be a big problem.

>>19580051

>>19580113
>brrrrr
>only argument is nitpicking and insults
Thank you for your big brained contributions.

>>19580189
Ur welcome!

>>19578932
I don’t usually do this anon but you seem like a good guy. Consider Utah as a place to live. The outdoor recreation is world class and outside of SLC people are pretty based, especially the Mormons. If you want you can live literally in the middle of nowhere for very cheap.

>>19578080
it doesn't really matter, the ATR is still the ATR, all you gotta do is adjust your position size accordingly to fit your risk/reward.