/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19550199
Consider the usual reasons someone would have a gap OP and then realize you're fucking retarded

>>19550220
t. shmueli shekelberg

>>19550220
spending time with your kids, taking care of your parents, travel, what are you talking about exactly?

>>19550199
Yes do the mario

>>19550251
All which imply you don't want to work like your life depends on it. Paycheck to paycheck wages are easier to manipulate and less likely to strive or work hard at the job for promotion or jump ship to a better paying company. These types look for simpleminded and complacent applicants.

>>19550220
crypto bullrun in 20s

>>19550199
>Omg you actually spent time outside the cage...
>This means that you're not a good wagie cagie!

>>19550199
it matters less as you get older. it's mainly a way to weed out the low ambition loser young people

>>19550220
this

employers aren't retarded

if you weren't in school and you had a gap in employment it was because:
you were in jail
you were in rehab
you are lazy and leached off of someone for several months <- usually this

being a NEET is not normal and DEFINITELY not something to brag about

i will leave you frogposters with this: $400 worth of Gunpla that i bought and built because i know you anime fags like this kind of shit but are usually NEETs who cant afford it so this is the best way for me to dab on you retards.

have fun being poor

>>19550199
Oh no OP used the word “gap”.
Any second now Bobo will post the meme with the mouth picture (you know the one).

>>19550490
Give me your address loser I'll come loot your ass wit my niggas and leave with a few chain link ious in your stretched out asshole.

>>19550490
what if I just had money and didn't wanna work for a while

>>19550490
I can tell by the look of the wall in your picture that you're not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination.

>>19550490
Nice toy collection your mother bought you for Christmas to put in your basement.

>>19550490
Nice toy collection your mother bought you for Christmas to put in your basement.

>>19550565
as anons have said earlier, employers don't want someone who can simply put in their 2 week notice and walk away.
they want that guy whos got a stupid wife who spends to much and he needs this job to stay out of debtors prison.

>>19550565
as an employer i see that as someone who may randomly quit to go live off their savings after we spend the time and money training them. also: lazy

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>>19550610
entitled gen x boomer faggot gets the rope after fuckin rollin 12 dees crew loots your fucking business

>>19550610
I once had a employer tell me that he didn't like me changing jobs every 2 years. and I replied if you'll give me advancement opportunity i'll stick around for longer than 2 years. and he almost laughed, and didn't hire me
so yeah, its definitely a 2 sided street but employers have the advantage and have had it for awhile with all the pajeet out sourcing giving them excuses to cut wages

I took a year off. I said I was traveling but really I was just neeting. Took like 5 interviews to get hired. Learn to code faggots

>>19550199
>had 7 month gap 4 years ago
>talk to recruiter about it. he asks about it.
>explain I left a job without a new job lined up
>never hear back again

>>19550568
I pay 600/month utilities included for a shitty studio apartment and make $120,000 a year as a programmer in Fintech

stay mad, poorfag

>>19550733
>brags about being some big shot as lower-middle class code monkey in SV and builds some gundum models to stick it to /biz/ in his quest to seek validation from a pajeet pump and dump crypto hub
Absolute yikes

>>19550490
>he bought $400 toys
>thinks its dabbing on us
Have fun with your toys, slave.

>>19550818
>is upset
my mission is accomplished

>>19550862
Based froggo.

>>19550917
cope

>>19550490
Nice collection, Anon.

>>19550939
see you in 3 days :)

>>19550973
It's called a vpn emoticon posting gay boy.

>>19551005
you have to be deeply troubled to search for and save these images

hold this eternal L, loser

>>19551029
back to pleddit with you cynical cringe kike

>>19551055
>spends his free time on the internet
>unironically experiences negative emotions while there
hahahahahahahahaahaha oh man, what a miserable existence

>>19551082
You're a bitter tranny and your life as cold as that drab basement wall. It is time for you to die.

>>19550199
>2021-1
>being employed

>>19551105
says the guy saving for images of dead cats hahahahahahaha STRONG cognitive dissonance

>>19551133
>hahahahahaha CAPITALIZES words like THIS hahaha oh daddy fuck my ass
cringe

>>19551150
yikes

post face, i want to see if the outside is as grotesque as the inside

>>19551168
Alright but I warn you. I'm an underwear model.

well of course it's a bad sign.

>>19551183
>is too stupid too even post an image that isn't reverse searchable
lulz, you edgelords pride yourselves on your intelligence but are always room-temp IQ halfwits

>>19551211
Who are you quoting?

>>19550733
Bragging about making 120k BEFORE taxes from wageslaving when literal NEETS on here have made half a million from chainlink alone this year

>>19550220
Lol he actually believes it.

>>19550587
>who can simply put in their 2 week notice and walk away.
I didnt do that at my last 2 jobs lol.

t. Long term neet.

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>>19551521
>Why yes, the way how i live my life in this retarded society is better than your

>>19550610
>t. Work hard for me and make me $100 every hour AND I'll reward you with a shiny nickel.

Cant believe so many people are brainwashed this easily. In fact how are you even on here. People like you congrgate on reddit or linkedin or obscure websites that solely focus on becoming peak wageslaves.

Why the fuck I would work minimium wage jobs while I've been making $15,000 a month from crypto average for the last 2 years

How the fuck can you work some shitty fucking clean jobs, good thing I am at the university "studying" (never actually going to graduate)

just lie lmao

>>19550199
Having a work history gap means you're breaking the conditioning.

The next thing you'll realize from this is that any country without a jobs guarantee is allowing their citizenry to be held hostage by the ups and downs of the (((free market.)))

>>19550199
It's more like it tells people you spent time living off your parents/the government.

>>19550490
based rich anon
>>19550199

when trump is gone and the pendulum swings to the libs. My status as an autist will give me a cushy govt. job and I can dab on all you retards while sucking your tax dollars into my wallet. Oh wait, you don't pay taxes because you're all worthless neets.

>>19551055
what is the context here? Why are his genitals being eaten? Is he already dead?

It's really not a big deal provided you have history of doing productive shit. I.e if you left school at 17, worked at Whataburger for a year and then did nothing for another 2 years you are a bit fucked.
If you got a degree, worked for a year, and then took 9 months out to 'tutor English abroad and learn a second language' it won't count against you. Most HR drones can tell the difference between a chronically lazy NEET and a normal millennial. Most people under 30 do not have the boomer attitude of never having any time out and employers get that. It's just about showing you were doing something with that downtime other than jerking off and playing warhammer - and even if you were it literally doesn't matter provided you can lie about it. Just put your friend down as a reference and say you were developing a website for him or some shit.

>>19552330
cartel shit, doing that and filming it is about sending a message and instilling fear. He's not dead but in septic shock so probably unaware of what is happening.

>>19552584
I assume he wronged them somehow? tried to snitch or steal something probably.

>>19552584
enjoy you future overlords burgers

>>19552632
I'm not American
>>19552608
yes or even something like trying to get a side hustle going without getting permission from people higher up or fucking the wrong girl without knowing who she is. The cartel don't kill people over 'nothing' per se but once you're in the game it's almost impossible to avoid fucking up at some point.

>>19550669
This. I spent my 20s neeting and got hired at 29.

>>19550220
This is the biggest alarm bell that you're a modern day slave.
Imagine being convinced you can only stop working at 70, instead of taking time off while you're young. Doesn't matter what for, but at least you'll be able to do it.

I'm glad people like you exist so I can do what I want.

>>19550220
i took a 2 year off time from all related work shit and went to enjoy life a bit and just relax with the money from my 2017 crypto gains

when i was getting a job again the HR roasties were fucking trying to get me to defend myself why i took 2 years off to spend my life?

fucking sad for all the normies who didnt wake up yet and realized they waste their best time of their life wageslaving away for someone else

>>19550199
A work history gap shows your employer that you want to live live like you want, it shows that you are not a drone to the system
>employers hate that, they want hardworking slaves who dont ask questions and work until they are physically unable to do it

>>19550199
"I had a startup that failed"
How fucking retarded are you

>>19554325
You’ve clearly never started a business, success is not guaranteed even with a good idea and plenty of money. Nothing worse than a sniping bottom feeder like you

>>19550251
Jail... Everyone loves their job and spending all their income so the only possible explanation for an employment gap is being convicted of a serious crime.. that or you're just mentally ill.

>>19550220

As a low tier wagie who is going to be made redundant soon this thread is really fucking depressing

>>19550199
Boomers and bitches see you the same way, if you are idle relaxing then that's less you are producing for them. It's the manly thing to do, get to work slaves!

>>19550199
You should always be working until you are fully financially independent.

>>19552576
I have a 8 years gap (went full hikikomori for a while), but i need a job now. How fucked am i?

every single HR question asked is just a test to see if you are too stupid to give the right answers
prove me wrong

>>19550199
There are hundreds of reasons why you could be off for a year or two, you could have made your own startup, looked after the kids, went sailing around the world. But no wagie fucks either think you're a criminal, delinquent or lazy for using some of your retirement years early while you still have energy.

>>19554413
He is saying that all you need to say to get around the "work gap" thing is claim that you spent time on a failed venture.

>>19550199
Work history gap is not as bad as constant job hopping. When I see someone had 3 jobs in 4 years the resume goes in the trash

Here is a protip my pseudo NEET friends. As someone who goes in and out of the wagecage depending on how my equity curve is doing:

(1) Set up an LLC / Ltd Company
(2) List it on your resume
(3) "What were you doing in the meantime?"
(4) "Working on my own business but dude to the recession / market / corona it didnt work out so I wrapped it up"

4 is crucial because if Shekelberg thinks you have a side gig he will view it as a threat to his dominance over you as a wagie.

>>19550199
Every Time I've had 3-4 months of being a neet (using my own money, not leeching off of other people/the government), I volunteered at a shithole soup kitchen once a week so that I didn't "have a gap"