/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for yahoo

Second for Jesus

Fuck anime, fuck niggers, fuck faggots and fuck bears

>>19537578
annoying bots in the comments

RGR

Is AMD the shitcoin of tech?

First for sticking things in my butt. First for sock monkey nigger president Hussein Obunga. The worst president in US history

What are our thoughts on Sony with the PS5 coming out later this year

Fuck, I should have stoplossed all my calls I bought today. Stoplossed half of my calls up 250% on SPY but the other half is about to go negative. Guess I'll baghold to EOD pump/dump.

SOON

>>19537599
fourth for being a bum on the internet

>>19537401
>this got me 7(SEVEN) (You)’s
You faggots are too easy

>>19537645
based

>>19537645
Based baitchad

Serious question about IVR, I bought 2000 shares today but I am also thinking about the state of REITs compared to other markets recoveries. I don't see a great deal of commercial property purchases in the near future. I'd like to hear a convincing counter argument.

https://youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c

Bulls anthem.

>>19537645 based (You) collector

Anyone else hate how you nearly always have to mive in favor of bid or ask to get/close an option?

It's like nigger I met you midway, then went in your favor by a nickel, and you still don't want to take it off my hands!? This is high volume options too and when the price has stablizied. Shit pisses me off.

REFR
MRO
CLF
GRPN

ACCUMULATE

>>19537551
>A NEW ECONOMIC ERA FOR THE WEST

Got it! Time to SELL boys!

>protestors and rioting nogs forced economy to reopen
a toast to retards!

>>19537551
I'm unironically back on the drumpf train if these jobs numbers are legit

Saw someone “charged their gf rent”

It always makes me sad to see boys pretending to be men.

>WHAT'S STILL CHEAP REEE
Buy sports teams!

Just bought 1500 Euro worth of x10 leveraged calls on Borussia Dortmund
They are still down and matches will soon have spectators in the stadiums again

>>19537551
Friendly reminder to lock your gains today don't be too greedy

Went in hard with 5k. Have 15k left over. If shit crashes I still have 15k to buy more. If it pumps I made money and may stick another 5k.

How dumb am I being?

oof I sold RTX too early

>>19537695

>>19537645
>Even (you)'s are in the green today
based

>>19537551
My bags are getting heavy with gold producers

Remember to thank the king of stock market gains /smg/

>>19537710
You mean it's going to go back down?

>>19537723
TYBT

>>19537700
True, you should be charging the men she's fucking rent, faggot.

>>19537700

Nope. Fuck all that. By dad has a buddy he fishes dude was paying all the bills put his wife through college she gets her degree and flat out leaves him. Don’t be that guy.

>U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS WASHINGTON IS CONSIDERING SANCTIONS ON DOZENS OF TANKERS FOR THEIR ROLE IN EXPORTING OIL TO VENEZUELA

Tankers BTFO

>>19537723
TYBT

THIS MARKET IS TOASTY!

CHINESE TSMC MOONING
IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY SMICY??

WHAT ABOUT AVGO??

IS MU GONNA DIP I DIDNT GET MUH 100 SHARES???

>>19537699
I am VERY concerned about the revisions.
Anyone know when those come out?

But we /v-recovery/ now. We’re not gonna let the chinks V without us.

>>19537700
If i was a janny id ban you. Dont care if i lost janny status quickly I'd be cleaning up the board to the point that nearly every shitcoin thread wpuld disappear. After which id clearly lose the position as the board is only 20 threads long.

>>19537700
>some minority lawyer virtue signaling something that can't possibly be verified on a career website
Who would have guessed?

>>19537590
>fuck anime
Understand the last three, but why anime?

>>19537738
link? I love giving tankerchads shit

>>19537723

Thank you based god emperor

QUESTION
Anyone know how to set up auto trailing stop loss on etrade, if there is a way? I've been trading unprotected this whole time but I'm ready to start the transition to stable market trading now.

AAHAHAHAHAHA BLS literally changed how they model just to add 500k fake jobs for drumpf

Shorting this clown market, fake FUCKING data are you kidding me?? That has to be the most bearish shit I've ever heard, things were going just fucking fine without fucking LYING about it AHAHAHAHAHAH DC is fucking PANICKING ahahahahahaHAHAHA

>>19537687
Oilchads will be the first to make it.

>>19537693
On that chart, we're at "Return to the Mean".

>>19537769
You don't want to fuck this?

>can't buy puts on Luckin

>>19537727
it will possibly do a small correction monday, you could buy back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P8iFYvnJOE
HAHAHA GET FUCKED POVERTY CHAN

I know SSL is supposed to moon to $20, but what else can I buy to moon? All my other positions are at 20%+ gains.

Where are the smug posters who FUD'd and doubted my SSL?

Price target $25, hold till they finish Lake Charles plant in Louisiana that is 99% complete. We're gonna make it.

>>19537791
I can't buy puts on ZM

>>19537780
>AHAHAHA
>AHhaHAHAAH

> when autism hits you

>>19537780
did they really change the data? how did they change it?
curious

THIS MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY

See this dip? don't buy it, the S&P 500 isn't going to be above 2300 again for a long, long time.

>>19537770
>>19537738
Anti-tanker retards BTFO'd. this is bullish as hell for tanker rates. Lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

>>19537780
>BLS literally changed how they model
Source?

>>19537693
>>19537785
We aren't on that chart, and haven't been since 2009. When the Fed printers went into overdrive 11 years ago we shifted dimensions into a non-Euclidian non-fundamental based hyperzone where up is down, left is right, cats sleep with dogs, chaos reigns, and the market only goes up

>>19537764
Okay stormcuck, is a “based aryan” better?

These guys make typically 100k-200k so I’m inclined to listen to them on advice.

>>19537823

COPE

>>19537780
Oh no 2 million jobs instead of 2.5 vs the expected -8 million

>>19537780
post your shorts

>Roth IRA up 11% today
>fuck around account up 132% today
Should I just give up on a retirement acct and put everything into my regular acct? These gainz will more than make up for taxes

>>19537823
DRINK THE VICTORY GIN OR GO TO RE-EDUCATION CAMP

>>19537780
>>19537823
Cope

>>19537830
BAGGIE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ENTERAL JEW BULL?

>>19537709
bruh that upside potential doesnt look very exciting compared to REITs.
i've been talking about REITs for the past few weeks and i was called a retard for it despite how little actual risk there is with all the subsidies running around since fucking March. The stock prices on REITs are so oversold beyond whatever plausible decrease in office/commercial real estate there is. It's crazy how it took this long to start mooning.

>>19537723
TYBT

>>19537851
Don't do that anon, think longer term with retirement savings.

>>19537700
these boomer cucks stuck in the 20th century with their simping

>>19537831
HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS

>>19537785
>A NEW ECONOMIC ERA FOR THE WEST

Did you read?
We're heading towards "New Paradigm".

You'll know your heading back towards the mean when nobody on here wants anything to do with the markets.

>>19537811
Dude this shits ridiculous. It's literally fake fucking data. They're force feeding people fake fucking data to pump the markets. Like why?? Shit was going just fine, powell could keep pretending he was boutta buy your equity losses so you pump shit more, coulda kept just giving money to everyone. Instead he fucking LIES about jobs, holy shit I'm so bearish now. My dick is stiff with how much money I'm boutta make.

I know everyone here has moved on but corona is far from over in US.

what will HTZ close at today and what do you think will happen on monday?

>>19537851
You have to remember that a chimp can make money with this market. Even I can make money.
Wait until things get back to normal before you decide to go all in.

>>19537890
Is this the final pump before the rug-pull?

>>19537832
Bls.gov/web/empsit/cesbd.htm

>>19537890
Post some pics of your shorts kid larper, btw you aren't making anything with you 1K account

>>19537807
Uhhh I don't know what your timeframe is for your price target but seems a little...you know...unrealistic?
$25, really?
$30 easy, they're booming and their 2019 downturn was mostly because of an accident I think, not business failings.
$25 is simply too conservative a target.

Not assuming she has to chip in her half of the rent is a straight up red flag in any kind of woman. That's the kind of woman who will demand you leave the house when you guys have a fight regardless of it being your house that you paid for.

>>19537890

You bears have been ranting about how much money you’re about to make for months and y’all never do. That’s the difference between bears and bulls, bulls post profit.

>>19537551
What do I buy now bros? Everything I’ve bought has increased in value like $10 per share. Any more ideas?

>>19537723
Based
>>19537780
fuck off kike, you have tricked my soul for the last time

/leftypol/ kikes can suck my fat cock
I'll be honest and say that I've been mad at the orange nigger lover for 3 years
But after seething for so long and being being bitter about trump im coming home....
I'm coming home to the first great emperor of the Holy American Empire

LONG LIVE EMPEROR TRUMP

>>19537738
>>19537770
literally bullish for tanker rates, it's supply/demand you absolute nonces

>>19537807
Thanks if it was you or whoever shilled SSL on here

Looked a decent buy when I looked into it so took some up, something in it and solid gains potential not a 50/50 meme that could either moon or drop 99% depending on the weather

>>19537709
>Buy sports teams!

Never even thought about that. Pretty certain you can't directly invest in sports teams in the United States - they're all franchises, and you can't invest in the sport Leagues either. I could be wrong here.

>>19537896
Fuck off, you are more likely to die in car accident and kids not likely hit by lightning, unless your an old.boomer. Cope bill gates.

>>19537890
t. 30 dollar SQQQ baghodlr

>>19537896

Fuck off it’s over and it was nothing to begin with.

Serious question about IVR, I bought 2000 shares today but I am also thinking about the state of REITs compared to other markets recoveries. I don't see a great deal of commercial property purchases in the near future. I'd like to hear a convincing counter argument.

>>19537841
Broooooo read the report. They literally MIS-REPORTED "peoples who are not working but not laid off temporary". We should be at -16% right now minimum. they've NEVER reported it this way. They changed it THIS MONTH. They literally lied, they literally fucking lied HAHAHAHA

>>19537940
Old boomers are what drives the economy, zoom-zoom.

ZM has a cute little head and shoulders forming

>>19537928
Ive looked far and wide today, nothing to buy wait until next week

Just bought this hat
LFG

320 HOLDIN STRONG BOYS

>he cannot play sell side
>he doesn't use trailing stop loss
>he sells 4% principal p.a. in retirement
What's the deal with ETF buyers?

>>19537897
people buying HTZ are so fucking retarded. It's already filed for bankruptcy. Do these people think they're going to get a cut of the pie after the CEOs already embezzled the last bits of money from it and that creditors will be the first to get new shares in Hertz 2.0?
Shareholders will be fucked over.

why bother with HTZ over literally anything else, casinoes, REITs, the fucking airliners themsleves, anything else commercial that's going to moon. People will rather risk killing at-risk people to corona than remain stagnant for any longer.

DFEN brethren, please announce yourselves.

>>19537778
just follow the instructions, set your trailing stop either as a % or fixed amount

>>19537965

Bankruptcy swing plays are a common strategy

>>19537975
DEFN II standing by squad leader!

>>19537975
Reporting, good lord man

>>19537917
I'm mega bull, but like to be conservative so my expectations are exceeded and I'm more happy.

My price target for SSL was $9 today, exceeded my expectations again. Happy camper here.

>>19537780
>>19537832
>>19537841
>>19537929
I like trump too but this seems a bit fishy?
>"Kochan estimates a much higher actual unemployment rate than what the BLS reported. “My reading of the full set of numbers is that the real unemployment rate is above 20%. That is, the official unemployment rate is estimated to be 13.3% but another 6% are discouraged or marginal workers who have given up looking for work. BLS also reports that another 3% were classified as employed but actually out of work for ‘other reasons.’ So somewhere between 20% and 22% of the labor force are actually out of work.”
aslo why would the US gain so many jobs while european unemployment is still rising?

>gf
>rent
I think we found /smg/'s kryptonite

>PENN is literally at it's pre-crash price

What a world

>>19537923
Okay cuck

Hypothetically, if you buy calls or puts on a stock and then it gets delisted on your exchange, what happens?

>>19537952
Show your shorts, the data you fucks push was wrong and you retards still grasp because you missed out on March.

>>19537929
You sound like you're the kike. Trump is a jew puppet.

>>19538007

Did that crazy bitch just have her whole arm tattood blue??

>>19538022
>t.kike

MY BROKER HAS ZERO SHARES FOR SHORTS AAAAAH FUCKING JEWS FUCK YOU

>>19537905
Probably, I'm gonna put money on it

>>19537912
KEK I wouldn't bother with this shit if it wasn't my job faggot. AUM all that matters cuck

>>19537944
More like cash master race. Made 40 FUCKING PERCENT off EVD last 2 years because I'm a genius and pulled out in March, low and behold yield curve uninverts now because I'm literally the smartest fucking person on this shithole

>>19538001
cuz europe gay

Should I sell it bro’s?

>Airbus

>>19538007
>>19538026
I think former prostitutes and gang members do that to cover former tattoos

>>19538007
I’ll tell you what, she ain’t gonna be posin like that if she’s being forced to pay rent like a man

>>19538026
Didn't even notice that. I guess she did it as camouflage to blend in with the couch.

>>19538033
So you can't even post pics of your 3 figure ($101) Robinhood account?

sad!

>>19537928
More SSL.

>>19537875
I looked into REITs today. The ones available to me all already back at ATHs

>>19537928

REFR

hold to 50

http://gauzy.com

>>19538030
You can't argue he isn't. Meanwhile his kids are taking kike dick or fucking kikes.

>>19537630
Gay and bluepilled.

>>19538046
https://soundcloud.com/yeswekyaxo3v/rainbow-road-mario-kart-64

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING A BEAR!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19537846

Different poster, but my shorts are ARES and GE.


I bought puts for GE after the markopolos report, sold for big gains, but I kept a few because I had a dream that they declared bankruptcy and that the stock was trading for pennies.


For ARES I saw that management was selling and then looked at their EPS and pe ratios and I was like, there is no way they maintain this price long term. I bought at 3.90 and sold at 5, now I'm trying to buy a little lower and sell around 4.20.

>>19538022
your spell on people is wearing off people, jew
cope, seethe and dilate

>>19537875
redpill me on REIT's I hear they give monthly divvies?

>>19537723
TYBT

>>19538041
>8/21

No

>>19538060
More like I'm not trying to get sued for listing client positions. Impressing some faggot cramer watcher orrrrrr making a cool 6 figures. Hard choice.

>>19538074
He only has jews working for him because no whites are stepping up to the plate. Also jews can be bought.

>>19538089
Good, now just tap over a few times.......

>>19537551
I've met eyes with Mike Pence in real life. The guy is a total baller.

>>19538041

>>19537948
Mentioned it in the previous thread.
>>19537114
Basically reits are probably the most oversold thing on the market and don't bet on a single stock, they trend together anyway.
You also have the option of just buying VNQ

>>19538101
>Chessposting
Back to /ptg/

>>19537963
Hb you ask my NAIL bought at $13 that question

>>19538099
hey bud, I don't watch a rube like Cramer and I expect an apology for that insult

are you guys holding over the weekend?

I went all in on the $WORK dip this morning. There is going to be a massive 2nd wave of Coronavirus in less than two weeks. It will catch most investors by surprise. I've seen the protests in real life and know there is no way these people all don't already have it. Why would you gather in the midst of a pandemic?

>>19537928
Same, cash in the account to buy some cheapies yesterday but everything mooning isn't cooling off

I thought i'd hold off yesterday but the stuff I would have bought hot still mooned today so who knows

People say the economy hasn't recovered fully but these stocks mooning are still down 30-50% YTD so theres still room for gains even if they don't fully recover

Should I buy more KOS?

>>19538138
I forgot to mention the riots are being orchestrated by China, to divide the nation and increase the spread of Coronavirus. We're literally about to hot war soon.

Shill me some stocks to buy EOD

>>19537887
Don't worry, they're held.

>>19538130
Haha, ok my apologies. Nobody in this thread should watch cramer when paywall bypasses are easy as fuck.

>>19538041
Why would you buy this

>>19538131

Fuck yes my average is so low I’m likely holding til the holiday season

POST YFW WE ARE ALL FUCKING MAKING IT
IT'S HAPPENING
https://youtu.be/NuG53TOJqlo

>>19538138
>falling for the meme virus not once but twice

>>19538157
making this second post invalidated everything you said previously and have to say going forward

>>19538166
IVR

>>19537981
Oh cool, thanks. Their stop guide didn't mention that existed and it seemed like I had to put in a dollar amount.
Now the question becomes which of these will be stable enough to actually put trailing stops on without losing potential gains.
I'm wondering if I should wait another quarter before bothering with stop loss.

Another thousand in the bank... I feel nothing.
When does the happiness come?

>there were people on this board buying puts on aal
Never bet against america buddy boy!

I tried to tell y'all about that SOXL man. I tried to tell you. BUY NOW

>>19538138

You’re an idiot.

>>19538187
>implying the last three months of our lives didn't just happen

>>19538001
Jobs numbers have been politically manipulated for decades. Only retards take them on face value. Luckily this market is being traded by a bunch of retards, kek.

>>19537670
Super low interest rates + business turnover.

>>19538214
>implying it wasnt a huge overreaction nothingburger

Who cares about rent

The best thing about a long-term gf is that you’ll get to know her ovulation cycle and can safely cum in her like 3 weeks out of every month

>>19538157

You misspelled Jews, but the virus itself is bullshit.

>>19538212
I'm literally up 5% on $WORK right now. Stay mad.

I'll trade some (You)s for ideas on stocks to buy by EOD.

>>19538109
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence is the best VP ever.

What's a good indicator for selling? I always redo my stop loss orders the next day unless they pay dividends.

GOLDEN BULL ALERT REPORT
some big cities are going to be retards and cut back police severely if not try and abolish PDs entirely. Private security will moon if this occurs.

Buy SSL anyway @ $9.40?

>>19538166
A recovery blend of...

WFC, XOM, UAL, WYNN, CCL, MAR

Non memes, plenty of upside

>>19538206
go to a >>>/jp/ merch thread and pick some fun shit out
you deserve it anon

>>19538206
>in the bank
Who cares? If it's not in tied up in assets it might as well not exist.

>>19537723
Thank you cash daddy

>>19538234

Nigger I’m up 40% on the day I’m the polar opposite of mad

>>19538228
>his gf didn't get a copper IUD
It's cum town all day every day

>>19538245
I bought at 9.03. The target is $20.

>>19537590
unironically most based thing i read all day

>>19538177
>paywall bypasses
For what? I’ve gotten some good credit suisse shit but it’s just analyst reports.

Also, can sometimes see what his trust is buying... like today.

>>19538213
>$245k
If that's your account YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER IF YOU DIDN'T PUSSY OUT YOU'D HAVE HALF A MIL RIGHT NOW

>>19538206
never

>>19538227
>>19538233
Of course the virus is bull shit, and even I don't wear a face mask whenever I go outside like some NPC. But the virus is still being used to enforce lock downs--i.e., Michigan governor. They will claim lock downs are the only way to control the spread until a vaccine becomes widely available. Stocks will tank if the government starts enforcing vaccination.

>>19538213
I sold premarket like an asshole :(

>>19538157
Extremely bullish for oil if true

>>19538243
Based White Flight is coming back

>>19538248
Already have some from when I visited Japan
I wanna go back to travelling but sniffs sniffs killed the hype for now
>>19538277
Oh no

dow clocking a +4% approaching ath, nasdaq already ath levels. gold perhaps entering a death spiral

>>19537807
Thanks whoever shilled SSL by the way, got out with a comfy +25% because I haven't a clue who they are and I didn't want to get GNUS'd again.

>>19538096
Many do, in the US they are required to pay out 90% of their income as dividends, typically paying out beween 8-10%. This (normally) makes them poor growth equities, but I expect them to gain quite a bit off the rebound. The dividends do not count as qualified so you owe normal income tax on them, so something else to keep in mind.

>>19538280

People are refusing to wear masks were still 20-50 years away from forced vaccinations but it’ll happen eventually

>>19538272
Believe me, if I could turn back the clock I would have went all in at the bottom.
>>19538286
Sucks man. Maybe you get a nice pullback soon

>>19538280
The government isnt going to get away with another lock down. They cant make us do it, we did it on our own volition the first time. Its not happening again

>>19538294
No police in third world urban slums, what could possibly go wrong?

>>19538299
>Sold 30 ounces before the drop at 1770 or so
Nice

There's too many new RH accounts making too much easy money. Sell signal.

>>19538268
Anything and everything. Alphaville and Bloomberg opinions are good since any analyst with a following can post there and make bank.

>>19538247
>>19538192
Danke.

>>19538096
Look at WPC

How’s the weekly gain looking like fellas?

>>19537888
>nobody on here wants anything to do with the markets.
What the hell are you talking about? Broker apps crashed earlier today when everyone FOMO'd in. Don't blame us when you miss the boat.

why is spy dropping

opinions on OXLC?

>>19538302
I'm right there with you. I bough SSL because of the SSL shill, I know zero shit about the company, and I'm currently at a 300% return on my SSL options. I'm ain't selling though.

>>19538356

21% here

>>19538340
Lmao, this is the new paradigm nigger.

>>19537551
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA

>>19538302
This will retreat and consolidate eventually with the market when it cools but this is going up for a while yet anon

It's not going to tank

>>19538302
Just fucking google Something before you buy. That’s why you get GNUS’d.

SSL is solid though.

>>19538356
i got into ZM puts too early, but that should change shortly

>>19538243
>tfw a new golden age of white suburbia

I'm up $300 in 3 days paper trading and getting real sad it's not real money

>>19538387
>It's not going to tank

>>19538395

You don’t learn shit paper trading. Get some skin in the game with a small position and start learning for real.

>>19538395
>$100/day

Just get a 9-5, waggie.

>made it for the all week for the first time after all this waiting
I don't know what to feel right now. It's such a new experience.

>Entire market in a sort squeeze
>ATH while everything is still fucked
Monday will probably not be good.

WFC moved up +10% at open but it has gone down to +5% I see big upside potential monday and then sideways motion till the earnings on 17 july come up

Azul Airlines, anybody have any thoughts on buying this now?

okay do we buy norwegian cruise lines now or wait for it to fall a little again?

>>19538416
everyone here told me to try it first

>>19538417
I only had $2,000 to start with, so I think 15% is pretty good. Half of it is airlines though

Go all in on $CARR before it's too late, bros. It's going to become a titan.

>>19538373
What's your exit strategy?

new leg up is in. slightly bullish crab all next week.

>>19538438
thats a child

>>19538417
I do 9-5 myself

With corona we work from home now so I make money pretending to listen on conference calls on Mr Skelelbergs time whilst making bank trading the markets

>>19538373
I bought SSL at 1.98. Wish I had more at that price but I keep buying every day.

It's really tough. On one hand I think everything is about 20% too expensive, but on the other everyone is buying and no one is selling so it's hard to know if it's right to just pay the premium to not be in cash.

>>19538439

In a normal market sure but this is the buying opportunity of a lifetime. You learn a lot about yourself and the market making and losing real money.

>>19538424
>earnings
IRRELEVANT, WFC is going to 50 babybee

Thank you to Warren Buffet for providing retail investors with a much needed second stimulus package. The American people salute you.

>>19538456
All females are.

>>19538438
>choker
Whore

>>19538388
I actually knew who GNUS was though and that gave me a false sense of security, Didn't check to see if they liked to dilute shares whenever there was a rally.

>>19538467
I went 80/20 stocks/bond ETFs just to have a safety net, when the next correct happens I'll dump those bond ETFs and buy in 100% to stocks.

>>19538243
I was thinking the same thing. I bought some Brinks, ADT, and Booz Allen.
Anything else to watch for?

>>19538485
Boys

>>19538450
>What's your exit strategy?

don't have one

>>19538495
that was announced weeks ago
they just brought on a shitload of connections to disney
retarded time to get out of GNUS

>>19538472
I just know I'll get burned if I buy now. It'd tank on Monday or something. I might review things this weekend and see where to go from there. I wanted to wait until the end of the month but I'm not sure I can or want to now

>>19538450
>What's your exit strategy?
For me? It's helium. Painless and easy to procure. And you?

>>19538438
It might fall again, but I think this ship is sailing North for the time being.

>>19538395
>>19538439
You're doing the right thing bro, slow and steady even if the markets present an opportunity at the moment - too easy to be shaken out and walk away at a loss

It's okay to put some money in on non memes though as long as you're not gambling and don't mind seeing a small short term loss without worrying - market is hot at the moment

>>19537807
Got in long ago at $4 and cheap as well in the South African stock option. Fuck anyone who didn't listen.

>>19538344
Will check out Alphaville
Where the heck do you find decent analysis on Bloomberg? It’s just opinions, like CNBC as far as I can tell. Someone worthwhile there?

I like very few analysts, but MS’s Mike Wilson has gotten this whole thing pretty much right. He said buy when the market was bottoming, and recently said small caps, consumer cyclical, industrials, and healthcare.

>>19538524
My condolences for your bags anon.

I'm getting worried about baggie's mental health. I think he might be the next SNSS Anon (rip).

>>19538546
Thanks, it's tough not to just jump right in without a plan. I need to develop iron hands

>>19538582
remember me when disney buys GNUS to complete their monopoly on stan lee shit

>>19538356
23% I can't complain

>>19538533
I would go with food grade nitrous oxide instead because they don't add extra oxygen to that, also you get super fucking high before you die. Get with the times my lad.

>>19537551
Does anyone just copy top 25 tipranks analysts. I just buy anything they shill with >20% upside and it's worked pretty well so far up about 13%

Bought puts yesterday. 7/17 300p. Getting crushed after being up about 10% yesterday. Thinking of just holding through next week at least. Thoughts?

>>19538595
Wait you dont filter him? Ive been advocating for his suicide for a while.

>>19537551
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CHINESE CENTURY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

>>19538206
I feel the same, keep setting a gain target hitting it, feel nothing, then I'm itching to hit my next gain target. Repeat. It's like an addiction.

>OXY getting fresh legs for the renewed pump to $40
I’m gonna make it brothers

I sold ERI and DAL last week and made fair money.

Now everything is so high I feel retarded for not waiting. How retarded would I be to buy those stocks back today or Monday?

>>19538504
Preferred stock ETFs are a nice alternative to bond funds. Not as stable as bonds but much better yields and more capital appreciation and still more stable than standard stocks/etfs.

come on MGM go fucking 25 already

Hi in schizophrenic and homeless but ive made 5k in the last month using a trading app on my phone

>>19538666
ERI isnt even close to its old price and the merger isnt even over. You're a dumbass for selling it

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>19538682
Post your gains, fren.

When the FUCK do I buy Hertz, bros? Will it go back down to cents in the next week? There's no way they'd stay dead, right???

>>19538706

>>19538700
I thought Divi anon died, good to see you alive lad

>>19538717
why not? Theres like 20 other rental companies

>>19538666
Don't FOMO in retard.
Wait for monday, it's probably gonna be red as fuck and you'll get an opportunity to get in cheaper.

>>19538643
There is speculation that they are being bought

>>19538682
>>19538719
do you post on /pol/

Is Nvidia too expensive? Its P/E isn't that bad compared to some meme stocks.

>>19538717
I really think a car manufacturer could step in and buy it.... perfect chance really

>90% index funds and 10% of portfolio allocated for gambling
The optimal way to live. Can you honestly say you could feel at peace only checking your stonks once a month like I usually do?

>>19538719
Which stonks are you holding? Any advice?

>>19538721
lot of mediations and court hearings lately

>>19538719
Post ytd

>>19538730
who knows could be higher

I just woke up WTF is this

One of my positions is up 30 fucking percent

>RIG
i'm gonna fucking faint

>>19538792
We're all making it. It's time to smell the money

>>19538744
No
>>19538762
Msft and amd and let me tell you my gains would have been better in other stocks these last few weeks

>>19538792
Whole market is in a short squeeze.

is it a good plan to hedge this green dildo with some SPXS for monday? stop losses are already super tight but there's no way this is sustainable..... right?

>>19538767
My ytd is only 3 months long

>>19538694
I don't know anything about a merger and I'm stock illiterate.

THE NUMBERS

Any fuel left in the rally for DENNY’S or WELLS FARGO?

>>19538812
Holy shit.

I totally forgot that Large Specs on the futures were tremendously short.

WHY DIDNT I TRUST THE DIX?????

>>19538822
We're returning to pre-virus levels, bro. This is the first time something like this has ever happened in history.

>>19538822
Nobody on this board knows whats going to happen monday, I'm in mostly cash right now fighting FOMO super hard right now

>>19538823
gj anon, I’m happy for your fortunes

I feel like selling my entire portfolio rn

>>19538799
OILCHADS RISE UP!

>>19538847
So your plan is to buy back in when SPY is at ATH again?

>>19538847
I woke to up and am maintaining 11% gains this morning so I put like 2% stop limits on everything just in case. But goddamn those $7 bear shares look tasty

>>19538823
what are you going to spend it on

>>19538760
That's the path I'm heading towards. Once the pump ends I'm cashing out and investing in money market mutual funds and etfs for long term gainz. The volatility of regular stocks gives me reflux.

>>19538836
>everything is fixed
>no more unemployment
>no more debt crisis
>everyone is spending more money
>oil is stable
>virus is gone, no second wave
>we also solved racism

Put like $400 into TTOO and I'm down a little.
Is this worth holding onto?

There's huge insider trading on NSPR and the volume is massive?
Will the bullrun continue next week?

>>19538808
My only regret is that I'm out of money to invest.

>>19538908
>>19538908
>>19538908
new

It's dipping now

>>19538902
Yes to all of those, stay mad reddit

>>19538920
There is already a new thread:
>>19535739
>>19535739
>>19535739

if i've sold calls against my shares, at what point should i expect to fill that?

strike + original call price? or something related to the current call price?

>>19538528
It won't tank and you're cucking yourself by sitting out.
Buy now or stay poor, everyone here is making money.

>>19538390
You have no idea how bad the suburbs have been section aped

What are people's thoughts on UAL? How you guys reckon it'll look by Monday?

I love the gays.
*Shrug*

>>19537839
Not the anon you're replying to but he's balding under 40 and won't shave his head I'd never trust a word he says as he's lying to himself

>>19538902

All of these things but unironically

>>19537789
>>19537769
i swear anime is just as toxic as porn. why the fuck do you guys watch cartoons like man children i just dont get it

Apparently sell everything, buy Euro is the 2 year motif upcoming.