/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thanks XOM.

St. Homobonus, the patron saint of businessmen, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

LINE GO UP AND NEVER FUCKING STOPS

u wouldn't say shit to uncle Buffet on LAN kid

>>19536558
stocks only go up

>>19536583
Based saintchad

why didnt you listen

PUMP IT

GIVE
ME
CHEAP
STOCKS

I DONT WANT TO WAIT ANOTHER 10 YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hmmmmmm buy more mfa after it's 40 percent up for the long hold. Orrrrr wait to see if there is any drops Monday to buy in

>>19536583
St. Homobonus


PRAY FOR US

MRO finna make me nut

tick tock mumu.... tick tock

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORST ECONOMIC CRISIS SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION, WHY THE FUCK IS THE NASDAQ AT ALL TIME HIGHS!!! NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY GOD DAMN SENSE.

>>19536603
Check your notifications and charge your phone holy fuck.

>>19536558
I LOVE YOU JEROME

>>19536590
>listening to a tripfag
>ever

God damn FUCK AMD

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>19536558
sold my Twitter bags and it feels so good

also sold some other retarded stocks including the free Robinhood crap they gave me lel. Let's fuckin go

WHAT HAPPENS IN TWO DAYS UNTIL MONDAY
DOES IT PUMP CRAZY OR DUMP CRAZY I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE THE FED IS JUST PRINTING GORILLIONS

>>19536473
These good numbers?

>>19536619
are you bagholding TVIX or something?

Who here actually is expecting things to continue being green this year? I was bearish until I saw people continuing to make absolute bank on here the last couple months, now I'm tentatively bullish

>>19536599
GNUS mother fucker get in

>>19536635
STRANGLE and it will crab

USA USA USA USA

imagine unironically betting against the greatest country in the whole world

>let my old man talk me into not buying, it'll surely crash again
REEEEEEEEEEE

SSL

>>19536619
>he fell for the expert meme

hopefully this redpills you on experts of any kid

>>19536643

It’s trash dude. Get out of that shit

>>19536599
Cheap stock or penny stocks? I'm looking for some penny stocks myself.

>>19536583
>Saint Homobonus
>it's real

So when is the Fed going to pull the rug and stop the printer?

Thoughts on TLRD?

What is the chart called?

>>19536558
I never doubted you cute tank girl.

>it's going to crash!
>those are fake numbers!
>coronavirus second wave!

TSN still looks cheap honestly.

>>19536473
what does this post mean. I'm only a robinhood investor

are there any stocks left worth buying? wtf

>>19536665
gambling problem

>>19536558
>they doubted the oilgang

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

THANK YOU BASED TRUMP

>>19536665
Meth investing

Get in anon. Strap in, there’s no top to this moon mission.

>>19536635
Really, it all depends on EOD today. If we dump, red monday. If we pump, green monday.

>>19536472
It happens to all of us. It's easy to get distracted now that it's bull season.

Always check your orders lads.

>>19536592
Retard, you can't pull the rug if everyone on the other side is also pulling the rug. You'll just get thrown away to the ditch, where all the bobos belong.

>>19536665
DICK FUCKING DIAMONDS FOR BOBOKEKS

>>19536653
no way in hell after the announcements they made today and the new channel starting on june 15th
this is going to keep going up
the CEO already sold one channel to disney and this is a stan lee thing which disney openly wants a monopoly on

>>19536665
it's the J(erome) shaped recovery

>>19536665
The put $2,500 aside for taxes chart

>>19536640
I'VE BEEN SHORT A NASDAQ FUTURES CONTRACT FOR LIKE 2 FUCKING WEEKS. I'M DOWN LIKE 10 GRAND.

>>19536685
BASED DIVVIE POSTER

I've saved up €10,000 last year and invest €4,000 in an all world ETF so far, I'm up 11,82%

Should I invest the other €6,000 right now or keep investing €1,500 per month? I think there's no way it's going to go down again.

>>19536590
>>/biz/thread/S19440347#p19441965

>>19536505
It was getting bad but we got SBA loans and kept everything going. Meanwhile all of our forward volume evaporated. Executives are doing everything they can to not lose the company right now.

In a lot of ways we are like a construction company. We make money when corps decide to expand or upgrade their infrastructure. Nobody is doing that right now.

The best part about all of this is that the "THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" Coronaschizos, the people who were afraid to leave their houses not 3 weeks ago, have been proven wrong in literally every way possible: scientifically, economically, morally. Remember these guys? The ones posting about how scared we should all be? That was like 2 weeks ago lmao.

They will never admit it, but they couldn't have been more blown the FUCK out. And it's glorious.

>>19536662
After the election.

>>19536587
Buy NOA Jim Simmons is a shareholder there

>>19536665
√-shaped recovery

>>19536692
this. If we stay above 320 im literally going all in faggots delights calls EOD

LET'S GET TO THE JUDGE

>>19536662
Not until after the election.

hold SSL till Lake Charles plant opens in the U.S. More to come for SSL

>>19536727
If they have half a brain they'll be pissed at the government and media for lying to them, then we can buy putsl.

Reeee dropped 6k on calls today. Had i done my stuff yesterday before the pump id be up tens of thousands.

Going to buy Wednesday after the second wave news dump the market. Stay safe!

>>19536727
The memevirus is suddenly back when the markets go up hmmmm

>>19536748
I really hope they're using Rockwell Automation (ROK) control systems

>>19536685
DIVIDENDS ROCKING UP ON THIS HISTORIC DAY DIVVIE FREN

>>19536695

You’ve lost your mind. Look at the price action. If you e got any sort of green cut n run

>>19536717
based, but why would you use unlimited funds to make more money?

>>19536665
Looks like mine 1d anon

>>19536727
The fact you have big ass protests show you things will go back to normal and people will treat this like the flu

Lads, I actually can't believe this. Are we seriously and unironically going to make it?

Do I have till the end of the day on Monday, or does it expire at opening?

i give up. i sipped the 'free market' koolaid. now i know that it's bullshit. it's all about the government propping up the market. fundamentals mean nothing.

BUY INVERSE ETFS WE ARE GOING TO PLUMMET SOON.

WE ARE UNDER GLOBALIST INSURRECTION. THE WEALTHY ELITE AND BANKING CLASS IS GOING TO PURPOSEFULLY TANK THE ECONOMY TO RUIN TRUMPS REELECTION

THESE RIOTS ARE BEING FUELED BY WELL FUNDED LEFTWING MILITANTS. THIS IS AN INSURGENCY NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS ORGANIC.

You know what anons?
I haven't been on the trump train for a looooong time....
But after today I think it's time for one last ride.

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR
LONG LIVE THE WEST
MAGA

>>19536727
huh, it's almost like it was completely political nah not with le science "people" screaming about the end of the world

>>19536775
look at the upcoming schedule
look at the ties to disney
i increased my position just before the upswing

>>19536685
THREADLY REMINDER THAT INTEREST IS YOUR FRIEND TOO

EARN INTEREST OFF OF YOUR DIVIDENDS!

I'm up nicely on my funds, but what good does it do? It's just a virtual number I can't do anything with unless I sell.

What is the endgame here? I had been a savings account cuck all my life so dealing with asset ownership is rough.

>>19536764
>buying calls on a super green day
I’m bullish but that’s retarded. Wait for a dip

>>19536795

Fundamentals are only part of the story.

>>19536648
Did your dad really say that? My dad was telling me to the buy the shit out of the dip.

Where is this headed?

>>19536768
They missed the bottom

>>19536796
Did you forget to take your meds again, schizo?

>>19536805
unironically get off /biz/ for a year, then re-evaluate. set-up stop sells at pre-March all-time-high prices. etc etc

>>19536797
Trump may be a big retard but at least he isn't actively trying to kill the economy and start a racewar like the (((media))) and the dems are.

RIG or VAL while you still can, I keep telling you.

What are some good penny stocks?

I did 8% in 2 weeks. Is that impressive?

I'm averaging an XIRR of 17% since I started (mid April)

>>19536792
You have til EOD Monday but be careful, you’ll lose a ton to theta over the weekend so unless you actually think it’ll hit $325 you should sell today

>>19536815
Through the floor to china

>>19536805
How old are you?
Young play long,
Older take some cash.
Put trailing just above your buy price.

As much as days like today make me excited. It also makes me incredibly uncertain on what the fuck to buy over the weekend.

>>19536653
You’re just parroting others opinions

I feel like I missed out on the rally. Is it too late to get in?

>>19536780

Nigga what the fuck did you buy

>>19536586
>>19536588
This but unironically

>>19536599
>>19536678
All stocks are cheap right now.

Best week of trading in my life bros.

>>19536815
0 - Zoom not needed anymore. Economy is fully recovered.
Buy BA, WFC, and whatever bottom of the barrel trash still cheap you can find instead.

ship
now

There are PEOPLE in this THREAD, RIGHT NOW, who didn't buy at 18k

>>19536847
Wait for Monday.
Might sell my AAL shares today and buy in again on Monday if it doesn't dump.

>>19536603

MRO up 20%
CLF up 15%
GRPN up 20%
REFR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

>>19536820

>>19536847
Depends what industries. Study the V-shaped recoooveries and find stonks with winds still in their sails to pre-lockdown highs.

>>19536834
CPE and pray,

Buy NOA
>BUY NOA
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA

>>19536837
thanks Anon, never traded options before. I understand the concept, but never executed them in practice. Thank you.

>>19536695
This, hold till the 15th, $15 ain’t a meme

27000 is the new support, I hope you lads are buying this new bottom now.

>>19536863
shameful

Whenever one side of the trade thinks that they've found the golden goose, the market always turns.

>>19536863
That's me

>>19536583
homobonus
>homo
>bonus
+1

>>19536815
Up because clown market.

>>19536849
Is buying 2-week ITM SPY calls and selling after 1 week literally free money for life?

reminder that you had the opportunity to buy the S&P down over 1100 points just 3 months ago

Take this weekend to plan out a good long-term investment portfolio.

I AM ALL IN ON AMD CALLS

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE 10 GRAND TODAY

AHHHHHHHHH

>>19536874
Yes, and? Go straight to the point, schizo.

>>19536890
luckily we all have our stop losses set to cash out with massive profits so its no big deal. Ill take another dip to buy desu

>>19536558
HELP. WHAT DO I SET MY TRAILING STOP LIMIT TO?
PUSSY 5% OR DO LESS-PUSSY 10%?

>>19536583
just look at that FAT BAG hes holding, chock full of anal beads

>>19536597
We're gonna make it, Schwab-bro

holy shit look at the GNUS roster
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/06/05/2044369/0/en/Genius-Brands-International-Inc-Issues-Shareholder-Letter.html
too many ties to disney to count

>>19536897
up until random squeezes that only insiders know about.

>>19536876
I'm talking cheap cheap like 0.XXX cheap

>>19536922
Have some respect, anon.

BRAZILIAN
BATS
WHY DID I FALL FOR THE NOTHING BURGER MEME

Reminder to sell AAL today


Typical Short squeeze happening here

>>19536692
didnt you hear trumps hopium speech, how could it possibly be red.

shit...which is exactly why it might be

>>19536845

I’m really not. it’s fuckin garbage and going to crater in the near future.

>>19536813
He said buy the dip, but when it was on the slow rise/stabilized, he was/is suspicious and expects another big drop.

>>19536941
Will it go back up or should I just sell now while it is still $19?

>>19536931
You fail at life. It was 0.70 a week ago.
Just go away, I’m sick of you idiots who won’t take risk. Ngmi.

>>19536877

>>19536848
I posted last thread, went all in BA calls yesterday at $184. Pic related was the top, sold for a little bit less

This fucking melt up is killing me. Pull the rug already bogs, this isn't fair to bobos.

Do I hold over the weekend? If so what do I buy?

>>19536863
I did, but not nearly enough.
Hindsight 20/20.

>>19536716
invest the rest into IVR/MFA

I can't tell if this is a joke, but I've never seen this guy make jokes before

he's writing blank checks like he's running a casino or USFL team into the ground

>>19536960
You have big balls sir. Or maybe you're already too rich

>>19536960
Is this saying you spent around $150 and made over 11k??

>>19536849
>All stocks are cheap right now.
Stocks are retardedly expensive right now. We are trading at August 2019 levels but we have massive unemployment. Relations between the US and China are more strained then they have ever been.

>>19536950
I would personally sell now but im not a fortune teller, Im planning on buying back in next week after it dumps

how did you get money to start out?

Profit getting taken. Buy the dip.

>>19536994
College grants and scholarships

>>19536994
Working

>>19536994
Sold my car for $10k.
Had $3k left and I'm basically leeching off my dad for the next year until I get back into Uni.

>airlines will go bankrupt don't touch them
>cruises will go bankrupt don't touch them
>nikola is bad don't touch it te
>there will be a second leg down
>*sells his tesla stocks at 350$ (bottom)*
>muh random walk down wall street

Never EVER listen to boomer dad advice

>>19536994
rich parents or wage cuckin' or onlyfans

>>19536984
Now that he has had a taste of power hes terrified to let it go. He is the most powerful used car salesman the world has ever known.

AAL coming in for a crash landing?

I shorted some Japan ETFs just before they cancelled the Olympics expecting it to crash and it went up instead. I'm still short. what do

>>19536971
Am I better off putting $10k into IVR stock or $10k in October calls.

>>19536994
Work + early inheritance. Tell your parents if they have any money to give you when the die they should start doing it now so you can get it invested.

>>19536994
Be a wagie or as for gibsmedat
Took me a month to save up 3k due to lockdown.

>>19536986
No he spent 3K and made 11K

Where the hell are you getting $150

>>19536986

>/biz/

>>19536994
I have a job and it pays well

>>19536978
>trump
>saves the economy from the great depression
>dems
>names a street jogger court
lamo

>>19537017
he's a billionaire not a liberal politician
if all he wanted was power, he already had that

>>19537013
My dad was aggressively buying the March dip while it happened and I thought he was nuts, turns out he's based.

HAHA MY PORTFOLIO OF MOSTLY 1 YEAR HOLDS IS UP OVER 5% IN ONE DAY OOOOOH NO NO NO NONOOOO

>>19537019
no, summers coming people going to be flying

>>19536740
Anything good happen on the C?
>>19536774
I’ve been hearing that name, do they profit from automation, like whatever manufacturing we bring back to the US?

>>19536797
fucking based punished silent voter

>>19536986
$3k for the calls when i first bought them, $14k when i sold them

>>19536987
That was my entire corona check and tax return, im poor as fuck. I had made some gains before though

>>19536994
Fell for the CS meme

>>19536986
Lmao what a fucking retard

Did anyone buy today?

>>19537024
i dont play options i wouldnt know

I sold everything after $18k gains, monday is gonna be brutal.

>>19537060
I bought a few SPY puts around 3% up, might buy moire calls EOD though

>>19537060
>buying the pump

L o l

Have a nice weekend /biz/. Remember to not be irrational. I wish you all strong gains and good health. I am going on a long hike.

Disney still doing wonders for me.
Few days ago sold my DraftKings at around 40/s and just reinvested into SSL SKM and LVS
Am I gonna go green or red on this?

robinhoodies finally beginning to abandon ZM
>https://robintrack.net/symbol/ZM

>>19537060
SSL and IVR

>visa options go +111% overnight
Feels good man

LOL this faggot is frothing mad today :-)

>that AMD candle
huh

>>19537060
yep, sold a call that was way up and bought some new calls that are lower down

another green week and I can repeat again

I have $1k that I just pulled out of AAL.
What should I buy?

This is the brazilian stock index

>>19536994
wagecuckery.

>>19537075
Have fun

Take a looksee at my little eyesore, never listen to tankyvirgins

>>19537095
GNUS

>>19536994
Work, school, parents. Half of the skill of being a trader/investor is raising funds. Some people just have a natural affinity for attracting money. That's the easy part. The difficult part is actually turning a *consistent* profit over time. There's not many of us here that can claim that.

>>19537024
Don't go all in on a single reit, spread it around. There are dozens of them and they are all down quite a bit, residential seems like a safer bet as well. MFA, MITT, NRZ, NYMT, RWT, TWO, TRTX, IVR.

Anyone buying Calls for the weekend?

>>19537045
What drugs are you on man? Trump is a tiny spec in the financial world. Before becoming president he was a minor player.

HOORAYY!!
ITS MEG!!

>>19537106
meh keep it as a hedge.

>>19537059
>>19537032
Eat shit, options are totally foreign to most investors and no one on here will actually explain them in practical terms so you shouldn't be surprised that someone doesn't understand

>>19537053
Is it 3k because it's around $30/share for 100 shares?

>>19537122
Reality TV stars are extremely powerful, unironically.

>>19537129
FUCK OFF SHES MINE!!!!!!

>>19537091
The only jobs that were lost were non-essential. It's like why did these people even have jobs to beginwith lmao.

>>19537025
This is clever

>>19536558
CPE +59% today, yay

>>19537060
PFE since I'm still in the red from their cancer failure

>>19537131
im keeping it, just saying everything in the market is on fire and tankers are shit

Things seem to be cooling off a bit, not sure whether to load up or wait

Might get some more UAL and NCLH

>>>19537059 (You) #
>>>19537032 #
>Eat shit, options are totally foreign to most investors and no one on here will actually explain them in practical terms so you shouldn't be surprised that someone doesn't understand
>>>19537053 #
>Is it 3k because it's around $30/share for 100 shares?

Bought SQQQ on dip. Nervous.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>19537108
>parents
>skill
You are useless.

>>19537105
Good times my friends!
Nap time, put in trails today after rally yesterday.

>>19537145
No way man
Megs been mai waifu forever

God I wish she’d report on Regeneron again...

>>19537168
>(you)#

>>19537114
I know you're supposed to diversify, but is there any chance these REITs go belly up? Those 5 year charts are pretty legit and they seem like pretty stable investments. IVR seems to be down the most so has best return from buying in now.

>>19537106
but the divvy as!!!!!!

Can someone that lost money today tell me about it so I can feel better

>>19537122
How dare you question the God Emperor’s importance, might I remind you that heresy is a crime punishable by death!

Guys Tyson might run again

>>19536994
i was a NEET until 25 years old. got a mcjob and started selling weed. lived with my mom so i got free food and rent. saved all my money and just spent cash from meager weed sales. i was able to save up 20k in 2 years and eventually weasled my way into a middle management position elsewhere.

>>19536863
I don’t know shit about trading but knew it was the right move to buy something

>>19536815
depends on if u specifically long or short it.

>>19536990
In 5 years, will stocks be higher or lower than current prices today? Equities are like trees, the best time to buy was 20 years ago. The second best time is today.

>>19537192
i lost money this morning, but then...

>>19537192
if it makes you feel any better. I lost, hard lost, 28k within my first month of trading.
Clawing my way back up to breaking even though.

But you want to talk about absolute severe mental and emotional anguish? Insanely so.

>>19537075
>I am going on a long hike.
Maybe I should go on a hike too now that the riots are gone and the lockdown is over. Being locked up inside the house for almost 2 months is making me numb.

>>19537137
It's less that you didn't understand but pulled a buckwild number like $150 out of thin air.

He bought the $190 Call for a premium of probably $6.00. Each contract usually represents 100 stocks so $6.00 * 100 = $600 ea. for about 3k for the 5 contracts. Then the premium for that option went up all the way to 28.95 making them worth $2895 per contract totaling $14,475.

He spent about $3000 to buy the initial premium so if he sold now he'd make a net $11,440 .

REFR BROKE 5

REFR BROKE 5

REFR BROKE 5

REFR BROKE 5

>>19537013
my dad literally went all in with hundreds of thousands of dollars in march and april. he said he didn't give a fuck about the money because he has a rental house, pension, SS bux. wish i had as much balls as him.

Fuck Trump

>>19537173
Post your P/L, tough guy. Sorry you were born an absolute shitter.

My drugs and alcohol counselor has ghosted me 2 weeks in a row now

His business will face a 5k fine from the courts now

AMD IS GOING TO THE MOON

Was just about to give up on AMD in my hodl stack as it's been crabbing too much.....

Was there any news?

>>19537222
Yeah, sounds comfy, especially since we're in between nuclear heatwaves here in SoCal

>>19536603
>>19537242
>>19536871

ARISE CHICKEN

CHICKUN ARISE

ARISE

ARISE

ARISE

CHIKUN

REFR ARISE

GO

>>19537192
i fomod into GNUS at 7.10, sold at 7.99, fomod again at 8.8, held through the 11 spike, sold at the 4.69 bottom, bought again at 5.50, and have been averaging down ever since. With the wash rule I'm currently at $13k @ 9.71 average and holding on for dear life
so I've lost about $5k

>>19536599
I missed the dip too anon. M-maybe there will be a dip with the second spike?

>>19537247
13% = 50%

>>19536665
Looks like a triple bottom that I bought into and got fucked because anon needed to buy spy puts, what a bad portfolio manager but I decided to hold bags and because of based Trumpowell I am now up huge

>>19537187
Most of these survived 2008 to begin with and structurally they are pretty resistant to going bust, but yeah, that is the point of diversifying. Vanguard has a reit etf which is probably the safest option of all.

based anon recommending me delta air lines

Do I still buy more SSL?

>>19537267
Lmfao

>>19537240
The $150 was from it saying he had 5 contracts and the price below that was around $30, I just didn't factor the 100 shares in but thank you for the explanation

>>19537267

Holy shit dude. 0 control of your emotions

>>19537108
You can wreck most investors just buying utilities at every dip in fixed amounts. It isn't hard, people just try to look cool and ending up fucking it up like retards. Just like real life, it's like a more intelligent version of trailer park boys.

>>19537298
Yes, on leverage. What are you? A pussy?

>>19537267

Sell that shit

Oh my fucking god

This poor anon bought GNUS at the top ya'll

AFTER a PAJEET pump to 3000%!!!!!

HE BOUGHT!!!!!!!!

WOW!

>bought Ford for $7
>sold for $7.3
easy money

>>19537251
Subscribed

>>19537060
even if it does moon up on monday, you'd have to be retarded to FOMO now.
this is a lesson everyone on /biz/ should have learned by now by experience

>got paid last night
>equities +5%
>gf giving me rent check today
nigger rich

>>19537267

I am flabbergasted at what I just read

GNUS was a .20 cent stock and this nigga buys it the week it shoots up 3000% to 10 dollars thinking he's gonna catch the ride up when the ride was over

Holy

Fucking

Shit

Amazing

>>19537309
Utilities might be a good play with the unemployment numbers

I've been expecting a lot of people wont pay their utility bills but perhaps that isnt the case

>>19536994
>be wagie
>live at home for a year
>full wage with no expenses
>gamble all the money on stonks

>>19537198
News today doesn’t sound good. I don’t think it’s clear for reentry.

>>19537174
cute

>>19537060
Bought more oil today, its going to spike after OPEC cuts this weekend

>>19537267
Dude GNUS is going back up you should’ve held at least till monday when we hit 7-8

>>19536582
THXOM

>>19537053
>>19537300
I get where your confusion comes from but

>Is it 3k because it's around $30/share for 100 shares?
>The $150 was from it saying he had 5 contracts and the price below that was around $30, I just didn't factor the 100 shares in but thank you for the explanation

Just double checking to make sure you actually got this part. The $28.95 is what it's worth right now. Not when he bought it. You're right you didn't factor the 100 shares but that equals 14k not 3k (28.95 prem * 100 shares * 5 contract).

What he bought it for is not shown on screen but something you can deduce based on his returns.

>>19537342
>charging your gf rent
yeah nigger is the correct description

>>19537187
i'd say more of the issue is screwing up and picking the worst performing one.
like I picked RioCan (only $2K, so didnt bothere diversifying) and although this went up +25%, BPY *MOONED* in the meanwihle and H&R also did much better over the past month.

eh whatever. I've set up my trailing stop and am happy with my gains now.
Just wish my 50% cash was actually in something right now..

>>19537344
Utilities are almosy perfect defensive stocks, like clearing houses. The chart of actual price vs average over time is almost always a perfect straight line with 4-6% slope.

>>19537401

Simp

>>19537265
Based ATHF poster.

>>19537401
this

>SPY broke 200ma
It's already time to go back in SSO?

>>19537267
wtf is the wash rule

what do i buy to invest in jim simons

>>19537401
*Chad* is the correct description.
ftfy

>You are going to sell the top, aren't you?

So I may have been trading drunk last night and wanted to buy some FTSE
but instead it appears I sold it instead
so is there some way I can crash the UK economy a little bit right now or is it just suicide

>>19537428
Jim simons

Fuckkkkk. Idk what to do. Toss my cash in REITs or wait. I feel like there has to be a off day or better day to buy in to them at

>>19537401
>not splitting the rent with your gf
Disgusting

>tfw lost 20k, most of my savings, at the beginning of the year on options
>haven't traded since
>see people making hundreds of thousands on wallstreetbets every week
how do i not feel like shit?

>>19537308
i actually usually have diamond hands. i got swindled because of a fake fucking filing for a $2 offering when it was at mid 8. So I thought it was legitimately going down to 1-2, and was planning on buy back then. just so happened I got dunked on by the final dip and the ELEVEN trade halts that happened in those two hours. whatever, im holding until im fucking dead now

>>19536650
Thank you based SShilL anon. I should've listened to you at $2, finally did at $6.

>>19536994
This crazy new trend of working and saving money over time with every paycheck.

>>19537465
By not dwelling on what ifs and what abouts

>>19537444

Nigga I’m literally never selling

>>19537444
Yeah, in 5 years right before based TRUMP leaves office

>>19537401
cuck

>>19537483
based

>>19537427

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>>19537465
Remember that everyone is gonna post their giga-chad calls. Very few are gonna post their shameful losses.

Here's my own bet. For every 1 posters on wallstreet bets that makes crazy gambles and succeeds. There are 1,000 that doesn't.

>>19536670
Is it still too late? I've ended up with just 5 shares after the reverse split.

>>19537465
There are five times as many losing all the money they have.

>>19537477
But what about my starbucks, twitch subscriptions, weed money, and new iphone?

Does it make any sense to buy calls to hold over the weekend? Or am i just basically throwing away money?

>>19536900
And I did, leveraged that is. Bears will never make it

>>19537444
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TOP IS

Threw 5k in today cause my strategy went out the window on the pump. Would be up 10s of thousands had I done it in time but i was being nervous. Now im going in hard after it pumped. If it keeps pumping, good job but not great. If it dumps my large position from before the pump is a safety net as long as everything doesn't crash to last week Friday prices.

>>19537480
>>19537483
tsk tsk, white people

I got nervous holding £2k profits and knowing I'd hate myself if it all falls off a cliff so I sold.

Stuck between kicking myself as the ride goes on for you good anons and happy that I've got a nice 20% profit for barely any work.

>>19537465
darwinism at it's finest
you feel like shit because you realize you are dumb af and will never make it.

>>19537511
Depends on what. Makes sense overall so long as they're far out enough because lmaomarketonlygoesup. You can wake up one day 4x your risk richer and I'd say that happens maybe 3/4 days.

>>19537456
US or Canada? Im sure there will be a pullback soon but either way, REITs are still so battered I don't really understand why it didn't moon earlier when Trudeau has been so committed to keeping retail businesses alive throughout the lockdown (a shit ton of wage subsidies, rent subsidies, relief stuff) since March/April.
i was beginning to worry there was some sort of risk I forgot to consider besides a real estate crash but that doesn't matter to large REITs.
obviously avoid small REITs like NXR.UN, they won't have the liquidity to swallow up cheap real estate in the event of a real estate crash.

>>19536619
I see, you are a disciple of warren buffet

>>19536601
waiting until monday. i executed a fat bag yesterday and woke up and shit myself looking at the gains.
w

>>19537511
Idk but i fomoed with 5k. Luckily my stack that was in before the pump should be protecting me from a dump....as long as its not a massive dump or bankruptcies.

>>19537401
Are you dumb? Your GF should always pay part of your rent if she lives with you, what kind of cuck shit are you on?

>>19537551
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>>19537551
>>19537551
new

>>19537401
complete simp. no shit i charge 50% of the rent, she leaves a fucking mess everywhere and half asses everything when its her turn to clean. plus i handle utilities and internet.

why the FUCK would anyone let a f*moid live with them RENT FREE is beyond me. this fat slut has no sense of thrift, she's 30 and just now opened a savings account for the first time in her life. i literally forced her to file for her tax return for the first time in her life last year. she buys crazy shit like an ice cream making machine to use once before never trying it again. last week she bought 2 GRAPEFRUIT TREES to plant in pots, despite the fact we have no yard and live in an apartment.

and she's still getting a free ride because i will probably marry her and buy a house in a couple years.

>>19537535
Don't kick yourself, there is no bad timing for collecting profit. No one here can honestly say they saw this coming

New
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>>19537528

The big pump for the day is over but it’s going to crab upward all summer and maybe a big pump day again a couple times too. Hold.

>>19537471
you're welcome. Hold till Lake Charles Plant in Louisiana is complete. It was 99% complete and halted because of COVID, and negative oil futures. Price target $25

>>19537580
recycle

QUESTION
Anyone know how to set up auto trailing stop loss on etrade, if there is a way? I've been trading unprotected this whole time but I'm ready to start the transition to stable market trading now.
>>19536994
Work. I was so busy working during all of this that I didn't even notice the IRS rejected my e-file over their dumbass PIN number. I still don't have the money everyone else got so I can't hedge as well as useless NEETs against the inflation, but I dumped my pay and hazard pay bonuses into a portfolio starting in March and I'm outrunning the inflation despite still not having my universal gibs bullshit.
Granted I had to spend hours of work researching stuff to buy in order to not get taken in on dumb memes, but worth it in the end. No one's going to fuck me out of my buying power so long as I have an ounce of say in it.

>>19537565
Why not swap her out?

>>19537535
>Stuck between kicking myself as the ride goes on
Never regret making profit.
Never regret beating the market.
Same people that hold on through dips are the same that sell on the bottom when stocks fall flat or bagholders extraordinaire

>>19537593
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Anyone else hate how you nearly always have to mive in favor of bid or ask to get/close an option?

It's like nigger I met you midway, then went in your favor by a nickel, and you still don't want to take it off my hands!? This is high volume options too. Shit pisses me off.

>>19537465
Learn from your mistakes dude.
You did something stupid but you survived.
Let me ask you 1 thing.
You went all in without any prior experience with normal boring calls, right?

>>19537622
but i mean what's so hard about just setting a trailing stop and riding the green wave for as long as you can? best feeling. Though it's a matter of not being too conservative with your stop loss or it might as well be a sell order depending on volatility

Stock baby here I sold a bunch of stocks a few weeks ago thinking I could play the rollercoaster and re-buy but it's only gone up since then including a shit ton today. Should I just bite the bullet and re-buy at the higher price before I lose out on more money or wait/invest in something else?

>>19537051
They're the parent company of allen bradley, which is the parker hannifin of industrial electronics. Hopefully that makes sense to you, because I care not to explain further.

>>19537611
because she's quite sexy and I've never had a relationship that lasts this long with so little turbulence. we actually get along very well and she has a good sense of humor. everyone needs to vent sometimes.

>U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS WASHINGTON IS CONSIDERING SANCTIONS ON DOZENS OF TANKERS FOR THEIR ROLE IN EXPORTING OIL TO VENEZUELA

Tankercucks BTFO'd

>>19537714
cute. im happy for you anon.
i will pretend that was my post and i have a gf

>>19537097
BUNDA

>>19537565
lmao you sound like you're the simp. maybe you can file her disability and at least get that check rolling in

>>19537714
Getting comfortable in a non-ideal situation may as well be suicide anon

>>19537688
Yes, fomo back in at the top.

Should I buy into GCI? I feel like its rocketing

>>19537688
why didn't you just set a trailing stop and ride the wave upwards you baby?

>>19537788
Actually, it's an apt descriptor for life.

I unironically love all of you /biz/lets. I have honestly learned more from our collective failures and our honest success. Some shills try to break through but they readily become apparent. Godspeed /biz/lets and may our returns be everlasting.

>>19536685
Divi fren what stocks do you recommend for divis? Im thinking, BAC, KO, JNJ, T

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>>19537428
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA
Buy NOA
>BUY NOA

Fuck that other thread.

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>>19537465
don't be a retarded options gamber

someone on here told me market would crash today and now it didn't. explain.

>>19537267
stupid fucking peabrained nigger

>>19537034
miss me with that learned shit, i wing every fucking thing i do.

>>19537444
...maybe, my local gypsy has disspeared somewhere, hopefully il find them before the bell closes.

>>19538663
>he aint gambling
boring ass ho