/biz/ - Business & Finance

damn, that oil spike today?
shall i grab my 150€ win or stay in till monday and get mad during the weekend?

FIRST FOR FRSX GOING FUCKING PARABOLIC HOLY SHIT I COULD BE RICH

>>19532732
Who here is in LK?

Praise Jesus Christ.

>he didn't invest into oil

SHOULD I HOLD OR SELL AHHHHH

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BIG BVLL DICK! SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

Turns out black lives don't matter to the market, just ignores them dying to corona and fookin kneelers.

>>19532732
3rd for yellow finance qts

BOBO


ARE YOU OK BOBO

>>19532773
Sold yesterday, enjoy the ride fren.

>>19532777
777

777

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS HAPPENING

FUCKING

AIRLINES

>>19532777
Checked and amen.

Oilchads where we at

Why did I listen to retards here saying not to buy Airline stocks

My zoom puts!

>>19532732
Market truly holds no prisoners

CHEF

>>19532777
Amen

best buy on open for a quick same day or weekend hold flip?

>>19532777
AMEN

>>19532777

Anyone going to buy today or is holding over the weekend the move? I want to try some REITs like IVR but I don't want to get absolutely fucked

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19532777

Holy tripe

Buy KTB even though it's already up 7% in premarket today, they're gonna sell Wranglers and Levis directly on Amazon now to make up for these absolutely fucked department stores.

>>19532790
Invest in kneepad companies... The kneelers will need em.

>>19532831
I've been buying and selling at close and open respectively. I'm deciding to fuck it and just hold.

>>19532825
All in calls, it's free money

>>19532777
Praise be to God


Forever and Always

>>19532773
I bought 200 shares at $4.40 before it got frozen a while back. almost sold for a loss a bunch of times.

>>19532831
IVR is a long hold. Look at that chart breh

>>19532804

Because you’re a cuck

i expect a sharp knife at close and crab down over next week followed by either huge dump or crab up. hopium has to end eventually.

I made tech healthcare and credit card gains in April and May now I make airline and oil gains in June

I just wish I had risked more when I rotated to oil and airlines. It's only 15% of my shit.

My MAGA stocks até underperforming a lot this 2 or 3 weeks. (Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Apple)

FUCK ME I WANTED TO BUY IVR LAST NIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

xth for non stop profits

>>19532797
I got in at $2.85 the day it started trading again. Only a $100 gamble though, so I'm not gonna be rich. Kek

>>19532777
+100% EoD confirmed

> the United States added 2.5 million jobs in May against expectations of losing over 8 million.

15 year bull run confirmed. how the fuck did trump do it

>gold below 1700
holy shit the jews are going to be so mad about this, it'll cost them so much to bring it back to 1700

>>19532796
i'm fine
if you knew what was around the corner you would be worried instead

i feeling so good right now

>>19532855
what calls are you buying? everything is so ridiculously pumped right now. how the fuck is AAL up 80%

tfw he was right - this much green is mentally exhausting


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWVEddn0LM

BUY OXY NOW

>>19532831
i have too much cash, so i'm buying a lot. I can't time any of this shit.

>>19532877
he's getting reelected I'm calling it

>oil finally mooning
HOLD ME BROS

I have no words.

>>19532886
Get spy calls with 5% trailing and enjoy 10-20% in less than an hour, fully automated.

>>19532860
Alright good deal, I'll play the long game with IVR

Anyone holding GMBL? What are they even doing

>>19532831
I would wait for a retrace on the reits and buy in, still down for the year but this is insanity, not that I'm complaining.

>hertz up 120%

These futures give me hope. I feel like I can make it

Ultra bull.

>>19532894
you're a few months late mong, there is literally no contenders. it's already over.
they've literally already prepared for it, it's done

>>19532883
cert?

>>19532877
Trump is the Jesus Christ of the stock market. Hillary Clinton would of fucked us over so badly. NEVER VOTE FOR A WOMAN.

>>19532859
Good to hear you held it and that you didn't get in at $40 lol

I still have 41k in cash looking for an investment home. Should have went all in yesterday.

Guys I've made so much money I'm so happy

is it too late to buy into LK?

I know it’s only 8am gentlemen but a round of drinks is in order I say

Ok lads. This is it. I am calling the top. Going all in short on cash open. TURN UP

>>19532909
Yea I'm wondering if I should take profit on my REITs. Wait for a dip and get back in lower. Orrrrr just hold forever just feels like this 70 percent gains has to correct alil??

Hehe magic job wand go woosh

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

No idea if i should just go all in and juat afk from stocks for months. I either get rich or stay financially poor. Was intending to yesterday but then stocks had massive pumps. I either all in today or risk losing big time if this is nothing more than retail investor euphoria causing a pump ending with big firms causing a massive dump.

>>19532910
makes no sense. Jesus christ. Clown market

hold RH?

*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
How overbought can we get?

>>19532943
TO BULLCHADS!

>>19532899
what date calls are you grabbing for a same day flip? is it too risky to cheap out and buy 6/8 calls?

SP500 WILL NEVER AGAIN BE BELOW 3000. RIP 100% CASH BEAT THE BUSH CHINA MAN AND BOBO

>>19532940
Why would you even touch LK? It's a sketchy Chinese coffee company that fakes their numbers, they're probably going to be pulled off the stock market

>>19532895
I have UCO but my average is $36. Getting there. Kek

Holy FUCK everything is skyrocketing. When do we cash out?

>>19532779
i am so confident it's going 42+ on monday, maybe even today, i'm up 55k on a 10x leverage, not selling

When will the bearfags ever learn? The stock market only ever goes up in the long term. Surely they must be tired of getting BTFO'd repeatedly.

I've gone from 20% down in March to being back positive less than three months later. Bearfags sold at the bottom instead of buying the dip

>>19532966
>overbought
PRICED
IN

Mama! Mama!

>>19532909
>>19532946
When do you expect a retracing? I guess the worst that could happen if I bought today is losing a couple bucks until I can buy more cheapies

>>19532831
So many of you are talking about that stock that it makes it look like it'll dump via big investors. Eg. The jcp pump...when they announced bankruptcy.

>Warren Buffett

kek what a bitch

>>19532946
I'm not going to touch them. Most still have a 300% upward potential and no way I'm going to try to time that. Reits also pay like 8% dividends during normal market conditions, taxable of course but still. Never selling.

Should I ditch my XLK for SPY?

>>19532777
AMEN

LOOK AT THE 10 YEAR

>>19532980
Whenever you want.

>>19532982
same here man. hopefully that opec meeting goes well

>>19532802
Up. Thinking of buying more XOM today. Dividend still great.

I started active trading about 2 months ago with a big play on MRO at 4.00 and XOM at 37.00 and have made some good money. Also, dividend yield on investment north of 8%. Feels very good.

Sheer dumb luck I bought AAL Wednesday and am happy there too.

>>19532943
For you my bvll-friend I raise my glass of wine. Cheers!

Glad I bought JETS yesterday lol

>>19532973
Beat the Bush on suicide watch

it's sad I learned a lot from him

>>19532983
based Vanguard bro

>>19533003
Why would big investors dump right now, though? They also have the potential to make huge gains on it and that wouldn't be immediate

>>19532966
>RSI

I think it is time to once and for all get rid of the bobos. I'm doing my part.

>>19532802
Holding GUSH.

The gains are nice but DESU I have lost so much on oil since 2015 that I'm still a long way from recovery.

>>19533028

>>19532732
BOBO ARE YOU OK
SO BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
BOBO

As he came into the market
It was the sound of a green target
He came into some leverage
He was spilling all his beverage
Stocks went over-top the meme line
He could see there was no time
So he ran into the bedroom
His mom found him, it was his doom

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOU'BE BEEN HIT BY
A GREEN CRIMINAL

>>19532777
Amen

JETSchads report in

me hate stock market
atleast IVR making fortune

>>19532972
I always get approximately week-out calls. Any closer than that and it reacts to time faster than it reacts to price, so it's useless. Any further than that and it return is too affected.

>>19533057
BASED
ABSOLUTELY BASED

I’ve done nothing but win with MFA all week.

i cant decide what to buy on open fuck

6/8 SPY calls or IVR or AAL?

>>19532983
I shorted the ride down and even though I missed the absolute bottom still managed to reenter 20% lower than I exited. you just have to go with the flow

Why are amazon, apple, microsoft and alibaba not pumping

>>19533006
>>19533002
Holding for life

does anyone know why TDA doesn't let you trade options premarket?

don't worry bears the futures tonight will be slightly red like they are every day after closing

MAKING MONEY OVER HERE

>>19532777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GmKPbF4XM

>>19533096
Sector rotation

So do I buy calls and stocks at these high 2 day pump prices or am I gonna get rug pulled like the other week where it was a 2 day pump and a hard dump the next day?

>>19532777
bullish

>>19533010
Shit is going vertical

>>19532732
I opened a foreign account on TD Ameritrade after looking at options.
My documents were verified but they want me to call them to actually get the account opened or they want me to wait for their mail PIN.
I tried calling them 3 times and the wait is fucking 3 hours due to covid reasons.
What do?

>>19533070
$319 calls for $1.05 expiring 6/19 good buy?

>>19533084
Fucking same brooooo wish I had bought more

>>19533101
CBOE doesn't accept options trades outside market hours.

>There are no bears here, he thought to himself

today is the FINAL bull trap on return to normal before the dump to end all dumps.

>>19532777
What did he do?

>>19533065
Bought 100 shares yesterday around closing, already made me $300 today. Thinking about buying more today

>>19533109
wow havent heard this gay shit in years

>>19533112
The market hasn't been this overbought in the short-term in quite some time.

Keep in mind the job report that everyone is buying is for the start of May but the unemployment claims on Thursday was still bad.

What are we buying?

>none of the limit orders I placed last night will be filled cause prices all rose.
fuck me. how do i trade aftermarket?

I'm so fucking excited.

>>19533046
gu-GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHH!

>XOM is only 7% of your portfolio

fuck me knew I should have bought more, but I thought that it was going to keep crabbing at $44

>>19533112
Hard dump next week Tuesday-Friday. Trust me. I own a delorean

>>19533134
when the gas price is the same as 40 years ago

Who /degenerate gambler/ here?

GNUS

extremely green day incoming

>>19533129
I prefer taking the closest call possible because you get into iv/time-agnostic territory quicker which secures your profit, but sure that sounds good.

>>19533135
for what reason? compared to 2008, what's so bad now that deserve the market to dump even worse?

im going to buy 10 minutes after market open bcause i think the first 10 minutes its going to tank as everyone cashes out their overnight +110% profits

>>19533120
me just lost like $400 buying ZN_F
fk why it going to verticalllll AHHHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>19532777

Praise God.

>>19533123
Put your phone on speaker phone and wait 3 hours?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I DIDN'T BUY A SINGLE DIP

I THOUGHT NGUBU RIOTS WOULD DELAY THIS

BOBROS HELP ME WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19533088
>only 20%
Kys

>>19533085
AAL already has liftoff. Almost too late to buy now for a decent return.

IVR still shows a lot of promise, especially with those succulent dividend yields. yummmmy

OIL CHADS!!! ASSEMBLE!!!! OIL OIL OIL
AIRLINE CHADS ASSEMBLE!!

SSL BROKE $8
MRO BROKE $7
UAL BROKE $48
BA BROKE $205
DAL BROKE $37
AAL BROKE $21

I ALMOST HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CUTIE GF AHHHHHHHHHHH

guys I might go jerk off all this green is amazing

>>19533155
That was the "big news"? Kek some old boomer from a channel no kids have heard of today.

>>19532732
Guys, quick. Do i buy AMD today to make atleast 2%?

>>19533164
Yeah I'm also thinking this might be the case once a bunch of normie retards get on their Robinhood accounts

Alright, line up and apologize.

>>19533155
Nigga no!

>>19533163
His reason is that hes salty he STILL hasnt bought cheapies like airlines or oil

>>19533155
>female

OK I'm getting out despite the loss.

>>19533159
you mean closest strike price or closest expiry date

>>19533146
Don’t put that poor shit in here

Pretty comfy but still experiencing FOMO. only up about 1% for the day. Underperforming the S&P

Gold is shitting itself so hard right now. Not even funny, lol

>>19533174
Amen. Based Holy Trinity: God is represented by the Father - the Son - and the Holy Spirit. He is one AND three.

>>19533164
> cashing out in year 1 of a 15 year bull run

jesus christ, nobody is this stupid, are they?

>>19533214
The jobs report is for the start of May. Unemployment claims this week again beat expectations and companies are doing widespread layoffs entering June.

No stop go back down! I missed out

>>19533191

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF I MISSED THE CLOSING YESTERDAY FOR THE GAP UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19533222
Strike price. As I said before, expiry should always be about a week out.

>>19533214
BASED BIG COCK JEROME

>>19533233
Fuck off, Schiff.

Protip: If you're afraid to play any individual airline stock, just get JETS since it tracks the airline market. You'll get a boost if ANY airline stock moons.

>>19533214
based dude still says that if things are still to go bad, there is more to come lmao

>>19533214
Man you really hate bears Jerome.

Went full bear mode yesterday.

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

WE DID IT

>>19533214
We wont see the real damage he did for years fool.

Good deal. I'm going back to bed.

>>19533164
no it will moon in the first 5-6 minutes. this is the highest point of the day

>>19533214
How much would I have to pay to suck his dick?

So where the fuck did these jobs come from? Why the fuck is trash and sectors still in major trouble pumping that are completely unrelated to jobs? What is this bullshit, and when the flying fucking FUCK is this market going to return to reality and fall down? This is the most retarded shit I have ever seen, I am not even bear just cash and getting sick of waiting fro the irrational exuberance to die down.

my SPY puts down 90%

>>19533187
slow and steady wins the race

Everything is going to dump in 5 minutes isn’t it?

Nowhere near some of you smart niggers, but still a good day. Show your gains!!!

>>19533102
It's friday

>>19533065
Bought 50,000 shares last week. I’m a new man

wish I wasn’t such a poorfag, I have to look at my babby gains by percentage. still feels good man

>>19533243
thanks for the tips m8 i appreciate the help. im still trying to learn exactly what sweet spot for options to buy. ive been researching this topic the last week, trying to time expriation dates for most optimal yields and least theta decay. i might be overthinking things

F

>>19533268
PPP loans funded and businesses had to hire people back to keep them on payroll in order for them to be forgiven

>Airbus +10% today alone
>up 30% in the last week
Feels good, man.

>>19533214
Lining the pockets of Wall Street while half the small businesses in the country look down the barrel of never opening again

>>19533268
A lot of states partially reopened already. Should have bought in dumb dumb.

Two minutes boys

>>19533268
>I am not even bear just cash and getting sick of waiting fro the irrational exuberance to die down.
so you're a bear. you missed the dip

>>19533276
yup.

Pull out of nail move to ivr till next nail dip to ride??? Thoughts?

HTZ dumping

>>19532983
They're trading with a weird mix of styles that destines them to fail. They use stop losses on shit like Pfizer when there's no reason to use a stop on a company like that. They double down on their winners like it's the tech bubble when they should dollar cost average on good companies. They intraday trade like they're 80s pit traders as if the lions share of most moves don't happen overnight. They try to use order flow and Level 2 when that is mostly worthless in a market swarmed with bots, fake orders, etc. Big one: they have a bearish bias at all times (they tend to short more). Things like that. I studied why traders fail for a bit before it got too depressing and the main idea was that trader "education" equips them for a market environment that hasn't existed in like 30 years if not longer. Gains are made at the portfolio level, NOT the individual trade level. When you understand that, you're ready to make money.

>>19533276
what negative catalyst could you possibly see right now

I'm here to watch big line go up

this is amazing

>>19533136
What? You haven't heard the story of our savior jesus christ?!!!?? Pull up a chair cuz I have a treat for you.

>>19532877
That chick's hairline is, like, half-way back her skull. wtf, lol

>>19532777
AMEN GOD BLESS

>>19533309
Hold NAIL and IVR. Both will do well this year as long as people keep cashing in on low interest rates [which are going no where for a long time] and using their cash reserves to buy real estate

Idk why I even check the market every day, all of my positions are long, like years long holds. I need to learn to detach myself better and not become so emotionally invested. But the memes are too good. Anyone else struggle with this

Yep, I'm thinking based

>>19533327
>That chick

what bridge have you been under for 10 years

>>19533309
yes

How? can someone who knows about economics explain this to me I simply dont understand how this is possible.

DING DING DING DING DING
RELEASE THE BULLS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19533288
F

he thought he was smarter than the market fuckin idiot

reminder that bulls cannot exist without bears, be nice

PREPARE DING DING DING

>>19533243
so do you go for closest to strike ITM, or OTM? like if spy is at $317 right now, do you personally go for a $318 call or a $317 or $316

>>19533201
Yeah but kids are even dumber today so how hard can it be?

>I'm a retard and forgot which week my biweekly paycheck for my second job comes in
>overdrew my account just enough to get a fucking NSF fee
>need to get groceries soon, go through portfolio for some things to sell on open to transfer some cash back out
>fuck, friday is worst sell day right?
>most of those leveraged ETFs that I bought in a little too high on and was worrying about are up now
>I still have a few INTC shares left after they cucked out on Twitter, they're up too and near ATH
>sell that flaming garbage at either the top or the base of a slow boring climb
>go to look up Communism Kills list of businesses that cucked out to check against my portfolio and sell any that are up
The $30 for a dumb mistake stings like hell, but I made that off my little portfolio yesterday alone. If this leads to me getting out of cuck stocks and having some cash left to buy SSL with after the fact, I guess it's a blessing in disguise.

>>19533354

WE


ARE


PUMPING

>>19533354
Make up numbers because China does it and we need to beat them.

>>19533294
That doesn't magically fix your problems.

>>19533289
Now this makes sense, but that is very shaky going forward. Also it is very limited since not enough is available for all jobs, this can be a simple outlier.

I love options

>wake up
>portfolio is instantly up 5%
based

MY FUCKING HERTZ OPTIONS.....

>up 33% today

Fucking based REITs

>>19533268

So, I actually have been thinking a lot about this.

It is possible that the paradigm has just shifted. This globalist clown world dystopia may just be evolving to an ever-more-efficient circulation of capital from government to people back to government, with the same narrow band of elites skimming from the top.

We literally had nationwide riots where major cities were simultaneously burned and looted, and the Establishment not only refused to enforce law and order, they actually egged on the mob.

This wouldn't happen if the Establishment saw a meaningful future in American stability. I think a post-national world is also one where nations become balkanized, with urban areas turned into no-go zones while affluent globe-trotting elite run everything.

It ain't great but there's no reason you can't make some money by riding this charade to the top.

>>19533375
>he thinks the stock market is another one of his shitcoins
Get clapped bobo

LOGIC CAN COPE

>>19533354
Economy is more resilient than doomposters and drumpfhaters wanted it to be

Why the fuck is hertz pumping?

AAL YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD PLEASE I AM GONNA BURST IF YOU KEEP PUMPING ME LIKE THIS

WEEEEWWWWWWWWW

>>19532888
Why

sweeet JESUS ITS MOOOOOOONING

>>19533383
>but that is very shaky going forward
nobody is talking/thinking about why the job numbers improved
it's only at the top of my mind because i'm neck-deep in reporting massive fraud on the program which is why i know for a fact that a shitload of those loans funded at a very rapid pace last month

>>19533155
Kids kartoon khannel

>>19533398
are you retarded?

>>19533401
Corona is cured thanks to Nergoes

>>19533354
The only reason right now is FED and FED only. Wall street completely agrees with the FED and doesn't care for anything else. Once the FED increases rates or shows any signs to do so, gtfo of the market asap. But right now, follow the money.

>>19533268
im pretty sure its just temporary from the stimulus payroll protection emergency fund. if congress doesnt pass more these jobs are toast

>>19533401
These decrepit old department stores and shit like Hertz have a lot of assets. It'll probably still survive after restructuring.

>>19532777
Amen

>>19533415
Zoom out

>>19532777
27000. Also, gold and silver are Satanic materials.

>>19532779
I dipped my hands in oil since April.

>FOMO'D BOUGHT AT OPEN
I KNEW IT WILL DROP BUT I STILL DID IT I'M FUCKING RETARED

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19533288
its a valid concern. these riots are not good for a 2nd wave

>>19533410
You added funds to your account fucker lol

>>19533435
Then zoom back in and you will have your answer.

>>19533422
businesses have to keep them on payroll for the next couple months
the real pain comes late-Summer

>>19532732
I thought AAL was done bros it's already up 30%

>>19533223
come on, let him be happy. today's a good day.

>>19533444
The virus isn't real. There won't be a second wave

Robinhood down?

DFENfag that sold his stock yesterday after losing 4 cents per share here
>mfw

>>19533315
everyone trying to cash out and lock in clown market profits before it disappears

Robinhood web keeps fucking signing me out REEEEEEEEEEE PIECE OF SHIT

hey quick question

is my options included in my balance on robinhood?

3200 is gonna be tough

>>19533441
Bro... come on.

airlines hype train is over

AAL is back at FEB levels with 1 / 10 of passengers. Nice shit.

>reddithood is down

yikes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOO THIS IS IMPOSSIBRU

How am I doing. I went all in on calls for airlines.

RTX TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Oil's going to $40 isn't it?

Hahaha! I'm saved bros! Thank you for your tips! Hahaha! Time to kiss this shitty life away!

>>19533446
No, I’m 100% in options

>>19532732
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

>>19533405
Are you the lad that told me about KOS like 2 weeks ago? Also is it too late to jump in on the petrol bubble at this point

FUCKFUCKFUCK
I HAVE TOO MUCH TECH AND PHARMA!!!

Is anything still buyable? My Red Robin and other restaurants never triggered...
the market is kicking my ass!

What the heck do I buy!?

>>19533464
that's what you get for not believing in the DFEN chads

>>19533477
Of course

lmfao robinhood actually shit the bed because the numbers were too green

>>19533510
All in cruise lines

>Rolled over my options to next week
>Literally all I did this week
>1,5% premiums for next week
Nice

>>19533449
zoom out

>>19533510
You missed you chance. Better luck in 10 years.

>>19533520
This happens every fucking day

>>19533503
Alright, well played fren

>>19533510
DON'T

today is not the day to buy. be strong brother.

SPY just broke 318! what is happening faaaaak

>>19533521
Bet on it to tank why green line have to go up

>>19533395
>New paradigm
Anon....you know the meme.

But on what you said, it is possible for real and been part of the plan, but the only entrance in for the US would be trickling the UN in first and the likely route is helping deal with riots with peacekeeping. Which means a lot of this is funded/being bailed out by the wealthy, and there is democratic collusion to increase rioting while doing the bare minimum to contain it and hoping it spreads corona to have an excuse to extend lockdowns.

Essentially, things have to get a lot worse still for your theory to turn true.

>>19533414
You are very based, and also thank you for confirming outlier. No one thinks why in this market anymore, it is just lemmings every day.

O fuk muh CUK.

Holy fuck. I'm covering my margin and closing my Robinhood account and changing brokers. I can't deal with this "haha whoopsie our system is down" bullshit anymore.

Should I buy the GNUS dip?

BOBROS?????????????????? HE'S JUST SLEEPING RIGHT??????????? RIGHT??????????

>>19533531
happens to the other online brokerages too, they just can't handle the COVID degenerate gambler demand

>>19532732
i fking hate myself for selling air canada early
why teh fuck does the stock price continue to moon AFTER news of stock dilution bullshit especially if cashburn will likely continue for at least a year or more with all this retarded quarantine measures until vaccine shit holy shit wtf wtf
why does it hurt more to miss out on more gains than to baghold

>>19533510
listen to >>19533536
wait for a dump in a bit. do not FOMO in to this shit. turn off your computer and go outside (and get the virus)

>>19532777
amen based

>>19533545
come to Vanguard brother

>>19533354
so like a month ago, congress decided to trash a bunch of money and put the future 10 generations of americans in debt. they printed trillions out of thin air and offered it as loan to companies. in order to bribe the companies into not firing their employees which normally would have been fired due to fundamental economic factors like zero income and increasing debt, the government said "we will forgive the loan and essentially make it free money for you if you promise to keep your employees on the payroll"

so here we are. when that stipend runs out, its back to great depression

Fag market FAG bulls. Get killed by communist niggggggggerrrrrrssssssFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

FAKE PUMP FAKE MARKET FAG PUNP FAG MARKET FUCK ALL OF YOUUUUUUUU

RH is completely shitting the bed right now
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING ZOOM

GUSH CHADS WHERE YOU AAAAAAAT?

>>19532777
Amen. And I'm not even Christian

trading 212 shits the bed every cunting opening

I HAVE BROKEN EVEN FOR THIS YEAR
FUCKING YYYYESSSSSSS

>up $11k

Stonks.tga

>>19533545
get TD Ameritrade and download Thinkorswim

>>19533364
Always OTM. I bought 319 calls at open because 318 was a bit more expensive than I wanted, but usually I'd go for 318.

>>19532983
I'm not too sure of how Vanguard calculates this shit, i made decent returns since the start of this bullshit but didn't have enough cash at the start to really make it count. I'll take what i get I guess.

Jesus fuck, I am up 30% today alone.

im fucking retarded aaaa i lost so much money by having 50% cash now wtf why did i bail out half my portfolio early fuck you fuck you

oh well. I think I should remind myself i forgot the feeling of bagholding for a long time

I AM BROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19533464
What made you sell DFEN?

just smashed my laptop on the floor looking at prices for stocks i got out of too early. i'm fucking done with this shit. meme economy meme money meme everything. fuck you all i hope your portfolios epxlode

Too late to get in on AAL?

New

>>19533588
>>19533588
>>19533588

Okay okay so when do I pull everything and run?

>>19533510
Don't fucking buy now, don't be like me who bought at open and will be extremely fucked when shit retracts.

>>19533595
wait for a sell off, do not FOMO in now. it's almost at pre March prices.

>>19533551
>>19533536
>>19533528
Thanks

True, I am selling my calls into this rocket. Have to get out of the pantry stocks though which sucks.

>>19533595
Please buy it, I wanna see Jan price levels with 1 / 10 of passengers.

I will frame that picture on my wall then. The airlines hype is insane right now.

>>19532777
Amen and Kyrie Eleison

>>19533464
Are you the anon I kept asking why he was selling? Your post actually made me BUY DFEN yesterday lol

>>19533498
$70

>>19533510
UAL, DAL, BA
RTX, DFEN, RGR, OLN

Fuck restaurants but keep Tech and Pharma, you WILL BE REWARDED.

>>19533543
>Essentially, things have to get a lot worse still for your theory to turn true.

I used to think so, but now I'm not sure.

I don't think the US will collapse, but I think it could definitely Latinize and become more like Mexico or Brazil: increasingly dangerous urban centers, the wealthy more reliant on private security.

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about the big picture view because predicting things is a waste of time. However... I'm thanking my lucky stars that I don't own property in a US city. I went to school with a guy who bought an apartment in NYC in February. I TOLD him to get a comfy rural homestead...

My limit orders are starting to be activated

I'm gonna COOOOM!

Raytheon not only didn't bend the knee on Twitter at least, their last posts were late last Month and are all about how great their employees and the national guard are. Based and bullish.

REMEMBER BVLL BROS YOU GOTTA HELP THAT BARELL PRICE GO UP! MOW YOUR LAWN, DRIVE YOUR CAR! START A GAS FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE RICHHHHHHHHHHH OIL BROS!!! AHAAHAHAAAAHAHAA!

>>19533560
nrgu fag here, and to think i was oil permabear just yesterday

>>19533461
>if i deny it exists it doesnt exist

>>19533592
thanks for the money autismo

>>19533599
get out while it's hot
get in while it's not

>>19533510
TVIX and SPXS for the ride down

will it pump or tank after Trump talks in 10 minutes?

>>19533582
Feel like UK based stuff still has a decent margin for recovery, i'm adding some tendies to it

FAGGOT BULLS GET LED TO SLAUGHTER YOU'RE FUCKING MEAT soon QUEERS DEAD FUCKING BULLSHIT BULLMEAT

>>19533700
Based. I just filled up my car during breakfast while getting paid by my employer at Petro Canada (Suncor)
<3

>>19533684
GNUS TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON
I averaged up to 4.80 just now. 10,000 shares

>>19533592
i know the feel bro

>>19533778
he could pile on with something like, "i have instructed the department of the interior to spend $500,000,000,000 on various infrastructure improvements beginning on Monday"

>>19533788
kek

>>19533795
Y'all are crazy. Good luck.

SAIC ANON WHERE ARE YOU

I have a quick question: when does the pump start? Have the earnings come out yet?

>>19533660
>$70
I wish but at this rate we will hit $40 and maybe $50.
This world is insane, also I want those drumsticks

>>19533700
Just drink the oil retard.

>>19533663
I want a comfy rural place. I am stuck in surbia with my parents saving money here until I can start living the dream and not be fucked at how jobless most rural places can be without a fallback trying to strike out on my own. But I think your thesis is possible, but a balanced "hell" of a permanent level of unemployment at least or some sort of lockdown conditions in perpetuity is needed still 100% even if things "don't get worse" in order to initiate a sort of change here. Though I will admit, keeping infinite QE on forever indefinitely will help us along that route.

>>19533084
>>19533130
Isnt buying real estate equities dangerous as hell with the looming housing crisis from unpaid rent/mortgage. Shill me MFA plz anon

>>19533788
Get reckt bearnigger

Nothing can stop DAL. Fat green baggie awaits.

>>19532777
Amen

Every single time

Why do people still use these scammers?

>>19533153
I've got $53 AMD calls expiring today and it's the only fucking thing not pumping. FUCK

>>19533911
people who were paying massive rent to pay inside NYC because of the retarded ass mystique can afford massive mortgages to GTFO of that shit hole and that's exactly what they're doing
my parents just sold their house 60 minutes from NYC and it went for 20% more than they were expecting

>bet on america
lose
>bet against america
lose

how bros

>>19533779
Big oof

Wouldn't go anywhere near UK stocks at the moment. Our PM is a buffoon, we are looking like the most probably candidate for a second wave, and a looming no deal brexit ahead. Plenty of better opportunities elsewhere

>>19533879
We're at the recovery bull phase right now. It's not bad to dream for 70 per barrel but I think that it's still possible prices to reach there.

>This world is insane
Remember when most of /smg/ were doubting the V-shaped recovery, or that another crash would happen? That was a month ago man, Jesus Christ how times change so fast!

>finally caught the big move
>Still 16% down from my high
Kill me

Heh, gonna buy the dippy on AMD

>>19532790
Lol, I love how they still found a way to still blame whites (police) for it.

>>19533509
I've been shilling it for weeks.

You want to wait for a dip but it's not too late. Shit will dip at the end of the day. I'm not sure about which ones are the best. I'm holding cpe kos and mro , but I heard cdev and ssl are really good too. I was looking at oxy too

>>19534044
I can’t fault you, bought PPC dip.

>>19533984
A bet's a bet, I'm keeping the other positions anyway but you're right that it might not be the brightest move.

>>19534130
Brexit, all the talk this morning on Bloomberg.

Guys this is some ADVANCED corporate feelgood fuckery:
https://twitter.com/CarnivalCruise/status/1268195763634438149
I can't figure out if they're supporting BLM reeeeing just subtly, or if it's a nothingburger non-statement just saying "people should be nicer to each other, all of you".
The latter is wishy-washy but not sell-worthy, but the former I'm taking my small gains and running.

Sold that VISL for a small loss (under $10). Dumped the green over into AMD. Still way up on the year though so meh.

i don't want to get too excited, but um
every time nasdaq stops to catch its breath ZM tanks
zombies are the only thing even trying to bail water

Kek, some dude turned 100,000 into 2.2 million and now he's gonna risk it all on cruise lines in an attempt to hit 4 million. I dunno if I should be shocked at his plan or shocked at his greed

>>19534427
Shocking but, not unheard of.

Look at this dude, muh Buffett is never wrong.

>>19534427
Pic?

https://twitter.com/draftkingslife/status/1266486111846699010

>>19534729
linky
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/investor-turns-100000-into-22-million-now-hes-banking-on-a-cruise-line-to-reach-his-early-retirement-goals-2020-05-27?mod=mw_quote_news

RIP in peace VISL boys

>>19534940
kek, I sold before the epic fall. Only lost 10 so meh.

Its probably going to work.

Up 4.5% today. Just sold my DKNG, slightly late and a bit on the downslope but I'll take it.

>>19534975
I didnt buy anything but I was keeping an eye on it.

>>19533953
After the first time this happened during the crash I cant believe it didn't immediately bury their company. You're a fool if you use RH

Lads, think KOS is still worth it?

>>19535174
Anything oil is still worth it in the long run. Still far out from before crash prices.

>>19532777
blacks are proof there is no God.

>>19535219
He just didn't want humanity to run on easy mode. To live is to struggle anon.

>>19534086
wtf is with tucker's face?

Today will be a good day for us all

>up 18% before noon