/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19524533
I'd cut off friends. If I had to cut two, friends and work. In practice, however, I end up cutting off health :(

Hopefully work, friends, and family.

So are NEETs super successful, since they've turned all 4 off?

>>19524533
Friends first
Then health
I'd say my friends burner is 100% off and my health is at 50% eat healthy and lift /exercise but take stimulants

I've cut all of the burners off and turned the NEET moonboy burner on, am I going to make it?

>>19524533
Cut off none. 25% spread out evenly on all 4, success is a meme and there's nothing wrong with a boring "mediocre" life.

>>19524533
how the fuck will you be successful without working at all

which burner contains vidya?

>>19524533
All of them
Why aren't I four times as successful ;_;

>>19524533
Im trying hard af to turn off work. Friends never got turned on.

>>19524644
>work dictates life success

>>19524533
already cut family and friends

>>19524644
Investing and reducing expenses. Go homestead.

>>19524533
you can cut off all and you will be still a neet on biz

>>19524593
>>19524657
Think of it as needing to allocating your skillpoints, you have 100 to spread between those 4.

>>19524533
I cut off friends a long time ago, never looked back.

basically maxed my potential with three burners. probably gonna have to cut off health to some degree, if I wanna make more money than I do (golden handcuffs are on me right now, for sure).

>>19524533
Health and friends burners are off, am I successful yet?

>>19524609
think of it this way; your normal stove never worked, so you're cooking on a camp stove. odds are you're just way less efficient at whatever the normal stove would have gotten you, but there's always that one percent chance you set your fuel source on fire and your shit explodes.

you decide whether it's worth your energy to switch stoves to the safer, less volatile fuel source.

Turn off work. Easy.

>>19524533
Friends.
>be me
>high IQ
>in highschool
>dudeweed.jpg
>underperform in my courses
>still score in top 99th percentile on my ACT (33) bc high IQ
>intentionally get a B in AP Calc BC to lower GPA to a perfect 4.20 because dudeweed.jpg
>meet gf senior year
>go to college
>go to my in state school bc GPA too low for top engineering programs
>still clenched a 90% tuition merit based scholarship because my ACT was high as fuck and GPA decent
>make it my mission to take school seriously and not party
>don't join a fraternity despite being total Chad
>study electrical engineering and business
>stopped smoking weed entirely
>first three semesters my GPA in EE is 3.90, 3.81, 3.81
>joined the largest EE club at my school sophomore year
>junior year I become VP of club
>senior year I'm president
>graduated 1 month ago during coronachan
>zero debt and 10k in my Roth IRA from scholarship and money from my internship/research stipend
>3.5+ GPA
>mfw still had job lined up despite coronachan
>mfw started this Monday
>mfw still with GF
>comfylife.jpg

Out of my friend group in highschool I am the only one to have their bachelor's degree in 4 years and the only one with a real big boy job at the moment. All of them are either graduating late, dropped out, or never went to college. They are all working as bartenders/waiters/car salesmen. My relationship with my GF is amazing and she's super based (voted for Trump in '16). I didn't meet anyone in college outside of my roommates from freshman year. I'm still buddies with 2-3 people so not like I had zero friends but it was a huge shift socially as I went from partying every Friday/Saturday and knowing 500+ people to just grinding school. Not sure I would recommend what I did exactly but I think deliberately choosing to be disciplined and getting your shit together will dramatically improve your life.

>>19524533
how is health a "burner"? I enjoy eating an overall good diet, avoid junk food, and run daily. none of those take that much time.

>>19524849
>gf is "based"
>voted

>>19524849

Thanks for the giant blog post where you only talked about yourself.

>>19526407
Thank you for this valuable insight.

>>19524533
The red pill is that people (friends, family, coworkers) aren’t a burner at all.

Connections are built around shared interests. Your build relationships around your focus areas (work, fitness, hobbies, etc). When these things fade from focus, the people do to. Make a person or group the focus is dependence, it’s clingy, it turns people off.

So pick 3 burners, then build a network of people around those

I'll cut off work

>>19525767

it’s for stupid fat normies that think being healthy requires 5+ hours in the gym and a diet of 4 almonds and an apple. i fucking hate fat retarded people

>>19524533
Can i turn them all off

>>19524849
Do you expect me to read all this?

>>19524533
health & family to provide for my family

>>19524849
>my life is so great I suck myself off on anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forums :-)
Yeah, we're all laughing at you

Doesn't sedaris write for living?
like what the fuck he gotta give up.
No like he eats his avacado toast while his wife bounces on his dick right before going yachting with his friends from the new yorker becuase he just finished his latest book.

Fuck you david sedaris

>>19525767
Most people are too dumb to make the connection that having a healthy lifestyle actually makes work easier, makes it easier to find friends + romantic partners, and makes you live longer.

>>19524533
>David Sedaris

lol, oh yeah? that's who we're taking life advice from, huh

>>19524533
I'll cut off work. Now if I'm not successful this theory is pseudo-intellectual horseshit.

Abraham maslows research on his heirarchy of needs was vased on studies and interview from the worlds most succesful people.

Self actualization requires all that shit.
And when we talk about success thats what
we really mean dont we?

>>19526811
Zoomer detected.

>>19524533
I've cut off all 4. The billions should be rolling in any day now.

>>19524679
that's a lot if work and even more risk you cucknugget

Buy chainlink
Cut off friends and Work

Focus on health and raising a huge family

>>19524849
>trump
>based
Pick one. Your gf sounds like a pea brain and she probably is being that she’s with a twerp like you braggin about Jack shit on a basket weaving forum

>>19524849
I’m going to fuck and cream pie your slut girlfriend and make you eat her out afterwards.

Pretty sure david sedaris is gay. That being said, I cut friends then health

>>19528356
Actually you're wrong there. If you are a democrat that's because you have no skin in the game of America succeeding and are likely a free loader. You also have no business on /biz/ and are probably not white. Fucking LMAO at biden.

>>19524533
That's funny... I don't have any on...

>>19528390
trump is a a fucking moron that managed to run the us global power hegemony to the ground in a few years.

Health, then cut down 50% on both friends and family.

>>19528540
What, jobs are up and industries are back.

>>19527463
Was it the dread of living another day or the “i don’t want to read your fucking essay” that gave it away

>>19524849
Definitely scrolling past this crap

>>19524533
pretty much cut off 3 and im not even successful. i just work.

i think i have health burning at 75% work at 50% mostly because im a literal average wagie. and 15% family because i literally only give a shit about two of my family members and even thats low maintenance. this puts me at 1.4 burners running. i have a net worth of 20k so this seems about right

>>19524533

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of.

>>19526651
That’s good if you just want to be successful, if you wanna be really successful you should cut out family too and just hang with your friends at the gym.

>>19524533
How does one cut off friends and work. How do you just have family and health and be successful? Or is this for women?

>>19524533
Ideally turn off friends and work, then when my parents die family as well.

>>19525875
>>19526407
>>19526811
>>19526896
>>19528356
>>19528381
>>19528678

>Realizing this could have been you
>So little self discipline you can't even avoid cooming 4 times a day
>Seething this hard

>>19524708
i put all on shitposting

>>19524638
This, as long as I can provide myself and my family a decent income with which I don't have to worry too much about stuff I'll be fine.
I just want a family with my girlfriend and enough money to have a house and afford nice vacations once or twice a year.

If you have great time management you can definitely have a successful career, good health, and your own family. You cant afford to be idle and probably would not have much time for your hobbies or going out though.

>>19528663
Short attention span.

>>19524533
If you didn't start a family in your life, you weren't successful. No matter how healthy you were, how many friends you had, how much money you banked, if you don't have kids all those "wins" are ash in the wind.

>>19528993
All you people think about is dicks and jizz. Otherwise you wouldn't randomly bring it up when it's off topic. That's your mental disease, don't project it onto others.

Friends get cut first then health then work then family

>>19524638
abolutely nothing, as long as ur a low iq npc

which ones do you cut off, /biz/?

>>19524533
Good luck maintaining that social life and health without having a job

>>19529973
Familycel cope.

>>19531247

>>19524533
I'd turn off this retarded theory and loudly proclaim that op is a homosexual.

>>19524849
>Tfw same ACT and GPA and didn't get jack shit for scholarships
>Also studied EE but became disillusioned with it by senior year
>Fine GPA (3.35) because I fucked around a lot as a sophomore
>Great job out of school, went from 70k to 90k now
>Engineering becomes increasingly gay as you approach middle management
>Still in debt

Good luck zoomer newfag. I could sell all my LINK and be out of student debt with some cash to spare but that might be a bad move long term if LINK goes even more than 2x

Keep saving and getting at least employer match for 401k. Buy a house ASAP if you think you'll be where you for ~5 years. Buy ChainLink.

>>19524533
I cut off three burners and I still can’t get ahead.

>>19531953
Your father, and his father, and his, and his, an unbroken line of descendants over hundreds of thousands of years. All of those people were 'familycels'

>>19532852
>>19529973
doesn't make a difference. you should have kids if you feel like it, if the circumstances align up that way. forcing anything on yourself, including not letting your y chromosome line go extinct, will fuck your life up and prevent you from being true to yourself.

jesus died without a descendant but his teachings put down the foundation of western civilization and probably still have the biggest effect on mankind since his death. he had a different duty on earth than passing genes and saying his life wasn't successful / you're more successful because you have a son is major fucking cope

>>19532852
>>19529973
doesn't make a difference. you should have kids if you feel like it, if the circumstances align up that way. forcing anything on yourself, including not letting your y chromosome line go extinct, will fuck your life up and prevent you from being true to yourself.

jesus died without a descendant but his teachings put down the foundation of western civilization and he probably still has he biggest effect on mankind of all men. he had a different mission on earth than passing genes and saying his life wasn't successful / you're more successful because you have a son is major fucking cope

>>19524533
Cut all four

I've turned off all 4 burners

>>19524533
Cut off work and success obviously.

>>19528993
No seriously I just want to cuck you out, you little bitch. You dumb ass hoe. I wanna see you in that corner with that camera my little boy. Record my move on your girlfriend, it’s called the “pile driver”. I’ll bury my shit so deep and cream so hard that your bitch will have triplets.

You don't have to permeantly turn off a burner. For the most part you have one on at a time.

>>19524638
>success is a meme and there's nothing wrong with a boring "mediocre" life.

>this cope

shut the fuck up wagie.

>>19529973
This. The ONLY real measure of success is how many kids you had, and if those kids themselves have the foundation to spread their (your) genes in turn (which is why pumping and dumping hundreds of hokers bare-back is a bad strategy).

>>19533234
>saying his life wasn't successful / you're more successful because you have a son is major fucking cope

Looking at things through the eyes of nature, he wasn't and I am. I passed my genes on, his died out.

>>19524849
>Yeah dude Im a Chad
>Im High IQ
>Everything is perfect
>Im the best bro
We dont care about what movies you have made on your head retard now off yourself.

>Be me
>IQ 133
>Used to be stoner weaboo loser
>Quit Vidya, Weed, and Animu
>Got /fit/
>Became Chad
>Low income job
>Only attain 5-7/10 gorls
>Have to try to do this
>Age 23 so women of my own age are at peak
>Tfw men don't peak until 33
>Physical gains can get you laid
>You need financial gains to get good puss
I did actually have an 8/10 qt asian gf for a while but she was damage goods big sad and borderline insane. Can't wait for linkies to pay off so I can just move to Philippines and … well the age of consent over there is … anyways I'm going to miss Jeffery Epstein

>>19524533
Everything but health. The rest are the definition of replaceable, health is not. Unless you become a cyborg but we’re not quite there yet.

>>19524609
They are very successful in not accomplishing anything.