/biz/ - Business & Finance

bull

Is gay

yikes

>>19505967
Boi.

5th maybe for Matayoshi Son, the Japanese Jesus

This post is brought to you by Zoom.

Destroying short sellers since 2020.

first for diaperchads

>>19505967
WRONG

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO FUTURES???

OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN AFTER I BOUGHT TONS OF MICRON
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19505360
Hot and funny

>>19505950
Fuck outta here with that bear shit

We all know prices will go up on companies too big to fail. Why are you buying stocks over calls?

Lean Hogs

I bought a bunch of stocks in April and early May, but then stopped watching the markets, because work got busy. Lol at all this easy money :)

>>19506026
because I actually consistently make money every week to the point that I can retire in 5 years

>>19506026
Because I like dividends and the premium off selling covered calls.

>>19506031
There's nothing lean there.

>red futures

So SPY hitting 320 tomorrow then?

what the FUCK are these futures??????????5?????????

>>19506050
Rude just water weight

>>19506067
sounds about right. dont forget unemployment numbers come out tomorrow which has been bullish in past weeks

Bought these at 312, 312.50, and 313

tell me why NIO $10c options expiring in 2022 is a retarded play

>>19506012
Don't worry, retard. Black rock is letting the market run a little free right now. They'll pump it up in a few hours with bot manipulation and fed injections.

is INUV going over $1 tmw?

I’d really like a red day to roll up my calls at a profit instead of getting assigned.

;)

>>19506123
is INUV the next GNUS?

I invest by picking random stocks mentioned by Reddit with decent volume and are at least 20% down from pre-COVID prices. I don't know what P/E ratios are nor do I have any fundamental knowledge for investing.

>wti dumped -6% now
>time to short it

Absolutely bullish for AMC.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/03/media/amc-theatres-business-coronavirus/index.html

Where's the anon who went all in on Norwegian Cruise lines and then it went down to 10 bucks? If you held you made a decent amount of unrealized profits.

>>19506123
I dunno it's been on fire but it's getting real close to the 52w high. So people may sell soon.

i put 7k into GNUS at 8.57
god help me

>>19506232
>he bought?

>>19506232
I wish I had the balls to put money into a stock that increased by 3000% in a few days.

>>19506174
I thought you don't give a shit about fundamentals if you're not buying to hold.

>>19506242
you have no power here bog

Reminder the best ROI for all businesses right now is buying back their own stock

Bulls will pay soon enough. This market rally had better be hyperinflation.

>>19506299
This is true, it's also essentially free right now. Companies can issue all the debt they want, Amazon issued 10b this week.
It'll all get snatched up by desperate yield seekers or the Fed.

>>19506174
that's fine, stock prices are risk adjusted based on their fundamentals anyways. people who read a book or two on valuation will try to deny this fact but reality proves them otherwise. your dart throwing is just fine, although i prefer index funds myself.

>>19506317
>Invests in a known Chinese Scam against the Guailo. Loses all of his europoor bucks, never bet against America kid.

Mro to the moon

>>19506299
>>19506329
Forgot pic.

>>19506357
Dont you mean SSL and OKE?

>>19506329
>>19506360
>But there is no corporate debt bubble!

shieeeet, george foreman strain finna create dat second wave nigga!

AHHHHHHH FUCKKKK WHY LINE GO UP!?????!!

>>19506435
Lines only go up anon

>>19506119
yeah but... that's not really how it works though

>>19506435
damn it made me look

Zoom crash tomorrow

>>19506532
nah
I'm convinced, cramer's segment sold me :^)
buying calls, and more calls on any dips

>>19506532
>he says, impatiently, for the 23rd time this month

>>19506317
Lol saw that on reddit yesterday iirc

>>19506532
Zoom is Telsa 2.0. Boosted by zoomers and index ETFs
Even has the same chance of being a profitable car company

>>19506562
>listening to Cramer

Shhh....He doesn't know...

Should we buy the chicken dip?

Welp, I was broke at the start of the semester this year and basically the stimulus check inspired me to start saving. Now I'm addicted to saving my money and realize that 95% of products are just bait to steal your money.
I will probably have 10,000 EOY and 30,000-45,000 saved by the time I get out of college.
I'm just stacking money from Uber and putting in 500 a week.

stock trading has unironically been the most fun and exciting thing I've probably ever done in my life.. I shoulda started doing it 2 years ago like I wanted to.. but at least I didn't have to experience a huge loss during the march crash

The market is so far gone that I don't even know what to invest in anymore.

>>19506633
Me neither what

>>19506633
he even pushed the buttons!

>>19506703
>there's an OVA I've never seen
Really!
I even watched the spinoff!

>>19506703
Just remember you are here for money, not a drug high.

>>19506708
His early life section

>>19506707
Im Buying WFC calls tomorrow

>>19506299
>Noooo! You can't just pass profit to shareholders through the most effective and tax advantaged means!!

What books are necessary to understand the stock market better?

>>19506703
Just hoard your fucking wealth, anon. Fancy products are just lures to throw away your hard work.

Gimme a workout to do
shit I should probably just go to sleep though...

>>19506768
your own money

do I dump my F 6$ calls tomorrow morning or risk waiting until Friday morning when they expire

>>19506768
Get a book on personal finance.

>>19506781
This anon gets it

>>19506768
I’ve read a ton of books on the market and I feel like I understand the stock market even less now. Seems like a waste of time desu

>>19506768
Security Analysis by Graham is a good starting point. It is dry and tedious but the conclusions are difficult to "massage" out by companies in their reports to shareholders.
That is IF FA ever matters again. It was already on life support in 2018. It might be dead now.

>>19506820
fundamentals don't mean a shit

>>19506781

This and pretty much only this

>>19506776

Yes. Unless it's something you use often or brings you massive amounts of joy.

>>19506842
That is what I said.
>AMC says there is doubt it will survive
>stock rises after hours

>>19506866
Exactly. Most people in the US outside of major cities can live off 2,000 a month. Put the rest away.

>>19506882
>Latam fills for bankruptcy
>moons 50%

>>19506703
>but at least I didn't have to experience a huge loss during the march crash
anyone who didn't have a trailing stop limit before that is retarded.

>>19506067
cities are on fire and new mass wave of corona is about to overwhelm the healthcare system, it only seems normal that SPY would go up 10% tomorrow

>>19506916
Corona, you mean the chinese hoax thats now been entirely "eliminated" in China.

>>19506950
fuck off leftist shill

>>19506222
I'm probably not that anon but I'm glad I didn't get shaken out by the "going concern" announcement

>>19506905
I have 0 stops, come at me.

Though this is the first time I haven't had a large cash position, so maybe I will set some trails to lock in some gains.

>>19506916
Are you sure outdoor transmission of the virus is all that strong? I thought so too at first, but median incubation time is 5 days, we should've seen some new cases by now.

Also, construction and infrastructure projects are bullish and create jobs, and they just sent the PPP extension bill to trump's desk so... yeah.

>>19506904
don't forget Hertz.
Fucking mooned like +100% for a day long after bankruptcy news
Wtf are these people hoping for? Dead cat bounce for a stock that is going to be worthless very soon?

So i looked into creating a listed offering for BIZ, unfortunately I dont think it's possible;

For example, the NYSE requires firms to already have 1.1 million publicly-traded shares outstanding with a collective market value of at least $100 million; the Nasdaq requires firms to already have 1.25 million publicly-traded shares with a collective market value of $45 million. Both the NYSE and the Nasdaq require a minimum security listing price of $4 per share.

I'll have to look into OTC or other methods. So far I'm thinking for our company name we go with Hopium Investments/Corp - $BIZ ticker.

>>19507007
its free money in a clown world

>>19506904
>>19507007
They both filed chapter 11 though which if anything should make shareholders worried. Also LATAM got like a 1 billion bailout form the Chilean government so they think its going to be saved most likely.

>>19506739
Grabbed some Jan '21 $50 calls real cheap.

>>19507011
>checked, capped, and based
You are doing the creators work Anon

>>19506785
you'll probably be fine waiting until they expire, i really don't understand options but i assume you're purchasing the ability to buy F stock at 6$? if so whats the point in NOT waiting till the last minute when for is basically guaranteed to go above 6$? either way im sure you'll make money anon. i bought 3K shares around April 4th or so.

>>19505950
Ok guys. I just realized something

>Protestors are rioting in the streets not social distancing
>Protest in LA today had over 10k people
>People coming back from these are starting to report being tested positive for COVID-19
>This may result in a second resurgence of the virus
>A second resurgence will result in all states extending their stay-at-home orders
>Market drops again on fear of total economic decimation

I'm thinking this could happen fast (within a month). I want to cash in - I'm thinking the July 1st SPY $270 puts @ $0.90

Anyone have thoughts on this or is there a better strike I should consider?

>>19506973
How the hell am I a leftist? Aren't they the ones arguing that corona still is a threat while at the same time protesting in the thousands and also looting the main urban hubs.

>>19507046
Doesn't matter no one is going to want to stay at home for a second quarantine. States will literally have face protests/riots like these for days if they were to declare another stay at home extension/order.

>>19507019
>They both filed chapter 11 though which if anything should make shareholders worried
exactly, like there is no way shareholders are going to get any piece of the pie.

>>19506067
>>19506111

Heh, shut up nerd boi

LAST CHANCE TO GET ON THE GUN TRAIN!
SWBI RGR VSTO OLN

I DONT UNDERSTAND!!
IS THE EXTENSION OF PPP BILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH???

>>19507046
>People coming back from these are starting to report being tested positive for COVID-19
Source? This should be happening for people at the Minnie protests (median incubation of 5 days) but I haven’t heard a thing.
>A second resurgence will result in all states extending their stay-at-home orders
Doubtful.
After these riots, every country in the world is afraid their shutdowns have gone on too long and now are rushing to open.

>>19507068
I don't know bro. All the karens seem complacent. It doesn't matter what people my age think - the boomers are all terrified of this shit and the libcu ks want to pin this on Trump

>>19506905
market orders don't help much when the drop off is a straight line down.
It would have been more profitable to have no stop loss and to just hold.
The people who lost the most had stop losses.

>>19506739
I sold citi calls too early on Wednesday.

>>19507093
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-pandemic-06-03-20-intl/h_d65bff4867359b5aa13bb186d71b0718

The second point implies that governments are smart enough to realize the connection and/or aren't trying to create discord

>>19507080
Do you think hertz is going to sell the fleet though? I wouldn't mind picking up a used car if hertz tanks the used car market.

>>19507139
If they liquidate the company than yes. If not, they may liquidate some of it in the restructuring.

But I don't believe there is any reason Hertz can't continue as a going concern

>>19507139
One is the reasons that are declaring bankruptcy is they didn't expect consumers to be so anti car and pro suv. My point is that they don't have the car you want to buy.

>>19507139
most bankruptcy is just debt renegotiation and can actually be batter off financially.

>>19507046
Second wave is bullish because the market will look past the deaths and towards the nigger free world of 2025

>>19507203
right, and the creditors get all the new shares in hertz 2.0 while shareholders are fucked over entirely. They get zero.

>>19507088
eternal chance to get on the retard train*

>>19507218
>>>/Pol/ is this way

>>19505950
Bros, quick question.
If I buy a stock on Monday, Sell it on Tuesday opening and rebuy it again on Tuesday; does that count as a day trade?
Will I get a warning, before classified as a pattern day trader or will I just be locked out. Thanks

>>19507258
It's a joke, my pigmented friend. Welcome to four channel.

>>19505967
I hate that autistic anime bitch can't whore.

>>19507282
are you trying to daytrade in a TFSA or something?
CRA will only bother auditing you if you end up incredibly successful and they notice you having a million or something in your TFSA

>>19507284
I should have figured. I've been here far too long to not know better.

I'm mostly a /pol/itician myself, but I've been here most of this week because I got tired talking about niggers chimping out constantly

>>19506317
Wow you have to be retarded to do this.

>>19507284
Also taking this seriously - I know, we don't take shit seriously here at all - but if I'm right, the US economy could be fucked. And perversely, we could make a lot of money.

Probably should take this question elsewhere to get better answers

>>19507235
thats why you don't hold bags for people, you dump them and buy outperformers.

>>19507372
>the US economy could be fucked
priced in and bullish. DOW 40k incoming due to inflation.

>>19506317
Kek. How did people not see this was a scam?

>Wants to be bigger than Starcucks in 2 years by giving away shittons of free coffee

There was no way in hell that was not at best, deceitful expectations. The whole thing smelled rotten to the core.

Spend stimulus money on the 49er kneeler's official Nikes at a Footlocker and go watch a BLM NBA cares commercial on ESPN when the league starts back up in July. At least Twitter-Americans can still contribute to society as a consumer.

whos paying for all the broken glass
mein sides

insurance companies?

>>19507313
I don't have over 25k funds or plan on day trading on the regular. I was considering selling a stock tommorow morning (one I bought Wednesday) then buying it again later that day.
I know Buy -> Sell is a day trade. But not selling and re buying.

the depression was priced into the march crash. that's why we keep mooning, and we won't stop.

>>19507391
Long term, I do believe the inflation story and most of my portfolio is geared towards hard assets.

But I think the market could very easily panick on the prospect of an extended quarantine. Think how many major businesses could go broke in that event

How far is the GNUS train going to go? Continue pumping till the Kartoon Channel launch?

>>19507418
Who pays insurance companies?

>>19507418
Stores are trying to get them to. We'll see if it actually happens.

Made 500 this week
1700 to go and I'll break even on my stupid gambles.
Shill a nigga some longs

>>19507437
Selling and buying is day trade too.

>>19507418
Indirectly the animals themselves when these businesses decide to move out of the neighborhood. All the Asians/White tax payers leaving for non-shithole cities (see also: history of Cleveland, Detroit, etc) will also reduce that city's tax income which leads to shittier schools and services.

This is a GOOD thing.

>>19507502
Curses. Thanks

Dumb money here.

How bad are these riots in the USA going to be for the markets? They're increasing and all over the place. I'm also lowkey wondering if I should invest in arms manufacturers since I feel a war is coming as a means of distracting from civil/economic problems internally both in China and the USA.

Feel free to tear my thoughts apart here as I'm probably retarded.

I want to have sex with that anime

>>19507496
GNUS

This shit is going to form a W isn't it?

>>19507518
>civil war
Nah
Been watching too many marvel movies mate.

>>19507437
>>19507512
As long as you don't buy and sell four lots within same day over a five day period, you won't get flagged as a pattern day trader. RH prevents the fourth in five days automatically, but you still should only do it in extreme circumstances.

>>19507518
theyve been going on since atleast last friday and nothing has happened to the market

so i thought that too but it doesnt look like it

>>19507530
Looks like the start of a 10 year checkmark to me chief

Does it moon or crash tomorrow?

>>19507518
>How bad are these riots in the USA going to be for the markets?
Not. The worst appears to be over on it and the markets didn't react at all during the hottest parts on Friday and Monday.

>>19507589
neither

$TSLA looks like a local top to me, bought a put debit spread on open yesterday

>>19507589
crash

I just dropped 34k on a 8.75 buy order on Gnus.

>>19507589
The playbook is to buy restaurant stocks that haven't gone up that much and Friday load up on Second Wave 6/21 SPY puts for COVID madness

BoBros our time is soon get ready!!!

I bought at 7 bucks and feel like selling already.
Their cartoon lineup is no effort trash, and I have a hard time trusting the financial descision of a company rhat makes bad cgi rippoffs of classics but with more diversity.

>>19507662
This seems reasonable.
So what is there that hasn’t been bid up yet? Has Wendy’s taken a hit after their donation trended? How’d CAKE and Red Robin do?

>>19507418
taxpayers. i.e. you.

>>19507563
Based gook poster

>>19507594

I'm driving down to FL to stay at my friends beach house, staying over night in a Marriot, and I just caught the male janitor blowing the male front desk manager.

I feel witnessing degeneracy of this sort is a bad omen. Bobo it is.

>>19507818
That just sounds like an average trip to Florida

anyone try paying for ira Epstein’s Market info or can recommend some other similar service

Take profits and hope for a second crash or go long?

>>19507854
>second crash
Corona related? Won’t happen.

>>19507842
eh?

>>19507046
>another chinese fly rally
Sounds bullish.

>>19507842
from epstein's will, if thats what your after

>>19507864
Wuhan Virus**

The WUHAN virus will likely come back up September/October following the same projectory as the Spanish Flu. Just cross your fingers it hasn't mutated into a deadlier version.

Will agree on this, there will no WUHAN virus lock downs. US discovered how expensive that was.

>>19507854
Go long real estate. You can get a 5-6% yield + inflation while borrowing at <3%.

Stocks are shitty risk/reward right now. You pay 20+ P/E for low margin businesses with debt loaded balance sheets that need to be rolled over (that earnings power isn't actually solid and debt service costs can explode), and with a potential for earnings to fall off a cliff.

On the other hand real estate is safer than your typical company and has a higher yield, and can be financed with fixed interest rate debt.

>>19507883
Why would you post this when he specified Ira Epstein?
>999 shares
Okay that’s FUCKED UP just get the last share, have 1000 shares.
Who the fuck buys shares in increments that end in anything other than 0 or 5?
>tfw I’m autistic with my profile that way

>>19507926
I initially only bought in increments of 10 but quickly ditched that for monetary increments instead.

>>19506008
Invest now while you still can.

>>19507926
I admit I like doing that, but if I can squeeze a few more shares out at a day's dip to bring my cost basis down, I'm going to do it.

>>19508062
Seems better to invest starting in December (unless you're pure long). December-January would be when all the COVID babies start getting born.

>>19507011
Was this because of the my post yesterday asking for a ticker name for /biz/????

Lmao. Nice

What's the Dow going to do this afternoon?
Brrrr?

>>19507854
Sell half and hedge

Zoom crashed tommorow, stop covering you stupid weak handed shorts, commit, it's a 50% haircut

im so fucking tired of being poor, fuck me dead.

>>19505950
Lovely Casino god please let zoom moon another 8% so i can gtfo of this gambling market.

>mfw NEL ASA is now 1,78 and I bought it for 0,9405 but only invested lousy 1000,-€

IM HOLDING ZM PUTS, I DO NOT FEEL SO WELL, WHERE IS THE ZUM PUT HOLDER MENTAL SUPPORT ?

>>19508160
240 first

So are we actually in a depression or not? If we are, why are the markets still not reacting to the economic implications of everything happening right now?

>market will hit an all time high today
>during a plague
>that is during a pre-civil war
>while 1/3 of people are functionally unemployed
>while businesses close left and right
>while GDP is about to drop harder than WW2 european countries

We sell, right?

>>19508251
>low interest rates pushing people away from bonds
>fear of inflation pushing people away from cashgang
>reality estate prices potentially collapsing; possible bubble popping
tfw when you realize that stocks are going up because ther'es no where else to invest; unless something changes, stocks can ONLY go up

>>19508275
so then we're definitely creating a bubble that's going to burst eventually then

>>19508251
the worse things get, the better the future has to be. Which is instantly priced in.

>>19508288
>the better the future has to be
lol, things are gonna get way worse in the future

>>19508283
yes
but it wont burst easily. it wont burst until its so unstable that investors are willing to lose money on bonds/cashgang/REITs instead

>>19508230
Hahah and here I am holding high leveraged ZM puts. get rekt bobo.

>>19508302
Soon™.

>>19508317
i fucking hope so. i bought SPXS a week ago and have been bleeding. i worry i may have mistimed this. at least i wasnt so overconfident that i bought puts

Unemployment numbers that come out premarket will pretty much determine the direction of the next week. Yesterday pumped because private payrolls dropped by 2.75m instead of 9m. If claims have also fallen off by a huge amount, buy as many calls as you can.

Jesus Norway... this is their Petroleum and Energy minister on Bloomberg right now? Isn't that your entire economy?

*slurrrrrrrrrp*

>>19508259
looks like the perfect time to buy, the market is undervalued rn

>>19508259
Been saying this for weeks buddy.
*sips*

>>19508358
the only reason norway has wealth is because of the petrol industry. There's not much else of value up there.

>>19508363

>>19508415
forgot my image

>>19508403
Nah, I was a bull until the start of this week. But seeing the market break records during this all around siege that nature, society and politics are applying to it, I'm thinking this has to be mass delusion and denial. It can't last.

>>19508415
that's what I thought
well they put a qt blonde woman in charge

>>19505950
Daily reminder GNUS is StanLeeMedia v2.0 and you're about to get dumped like a fat girl on prom night.

>>19508259
The exact same situation has happened the last 3 days and the market keeps going up. Tomorrow will be green again.

>>19508403
hows your tvix stack doing?

How hard are we buying ZoomInfo or whatever tomorrow?

>>19508422
>>19508363
Fuck already you flamboyant flaming faggots. Avatarfags should be gassed, tbdesu.

>>19508428
I looked at your picture without checking the context of your post and thought what the hell kind of all commodities portfolio is this guy running.

>>19508454
words of a man who received a shortage of headpats in his youth. sad.

>>19508443
Oh, I'm not the TVIX guy. I am covered calls guy. I'll have another report end of the week.

>>19506232
You gon get raped.

>>19500764
Not only that, but there's shills actively trying to downplay the GNUS/StanLeeMedia connection, as if it's no big deal this company that mooned with no explanation and dumped during the dotcom boom is back again, partnered with another media company that mooned with no explanation.

If you hold GNUS you are subject to getting dumped on.

>>19508484
read that as guns... which would make SOME sense since it's a sprawling conglomerate that I sold toooooo early.

>>19508363
What we sippin boys? I have Coconut Hibiscus tea with a lil lime juice :}
>>19508403
Call volume still looking extremely bullish, we're definitely running up against a big test today. Nasdaq breaking all time highs could be even more bulle despite being overbought on technicals

every night i check futures as though they predict anything

>>19508626
I'm not saying be bearish, I am bullish myself. Until market sentiment changes. Doesn't make this any less of a clown market.

>>19508348
How does anything worse than 2019 numbers and statistics justify the current ATH on nearly everything?

>>19507920
Real estate is not liquid like stocks. Real estate is slow growth. Real estate management is a job. Real estate has closing costs, vacancy, repairs, and taxes. Real estate has insurance costs.

today is the day i will become a millionaire

>>19507864
The market doesn't give a single fuck about news or fundamentals of any kind. We're being driven exclusively by stimulation despite what the dog waggers say.
Once the euphoria is gone and the diminishing returns have come to a head, the market will head south. I don't expect it for at least a few more weeks, probably into July. There won't need to be any specific catalyst. It'll just start dropping and the news will make shit up like "reality sets in as investors weigh the true impact of coronavirus".

>>19508677
Wirklich?

>>19508692
Probably Q2 earnings will start the slow bleeding.

>>19508697
Ja

do we have any data on how often opex or quad witchies begin a pullback/downturn? Do those dates coincide with changes in directions for the market?

I'm seeing a lot of broken windows from these riots

Is there a corporation that makes all the glass in the USA that i can invest in?

>>19508677
how come

>>19508661
Can't refute that, the Fed's actions have been so reckless I'm legitimately worried about the future of the world.
>>19508692
Kekkies I have been loving the CNBC headlines making completely bogus claims, "Market soars on Vaccine Hopes", sure

>>19508704
I doubt it. We'll keep crabbing up and full retards will write articles like "investors look past poor q2 earnings and towards expected recovery"

Bubble needs to pop already...

>>19508728
cant tell you now, need to accumulate first

>>19508692
This

But only after it's announced that pandemic and civil unrest is over and everyone is optimistic and start investing in long positions.

The market's goal is to bog as many people as possible.

>>19508677
And what will you do with the money? Invest more? Buy a fancy car? Have you ever stopped to think about what you would actually do if you made it instead of being so focused like a carrot on a stick in front of you trying to make it?

You're looking for something but it's not a million dollars. Because if you found it you would claim that you were after 10, or 100. How long are you going to chase that carrot?

>>19508716
This is interesting, I was about to say most quad witchies seemed positive. I look it up, it's the week after that's bad o_o

>>19508733
Maybe, maybe not. At this point this is a gambling territory, which should be traded accordingly.

>>19508716
No but i don't recall quad witching having played a role in short term reversals in the past. It's weirdness the day of, and sometimes the trading day before and after, but no reversal.

>>19508479
Covered calls guy, what are your plans for next week?

>>19508669
agreed
and also, now is a terrible time to buy real estate. the price plummeted, then shot back up. but it didnt rise because demand increased. it rose because supply is constricted. boomers are holding out for a price increase. they all angrily called their real estate agents and took their houses off the markets. that isnt sustainable. over the next few months, these houses will trickle out into the market, and prices will slowly bleed again. we're not going to see a sharp plunge again - just a gradual decline.
we're entering a recession, maybe a depression. people will have to sell eventually, especially when they cant pay their mortgages

>>19508765
I keep hearing that retail investors have been beating indexes over the last couple months. Probably by going permalong on travel and leisure.
I bet the newfags don't even know what a stop is. The salt is going to be incredible.

>>19508765
Retail is already pretty heavily net long

>>19508769
there is a rustico in ticino ive had my eye on for a while

>>19508724
Corning makes glassware, but I don't know about windows.

>>19508732
One of the fun things about monetary policy is that unorthodox policy is subject to diminishing returns. Imagine if they lose control of the money supply, again, and the ability to control rates without competing fears of inflationary pressure vs a market tantrum. Haha, wouldn't that be funny?

>>19508769
oh god fucking 15 year old on zoom school read Zinn and Chomsky and now hes on /biz/ to educate us all.
money is security. money is self-empowerment. i used to think like you do. that was before id ever worked a really shitty job. its no fun when you CANT quit. and if you dont have money, that's how it plays out. you live on a floor mattress and wear ripped denim and pretend to be above the rat race, but when your assistant manager asks you to mop aisle 9, you do it. the alternative is missing rent.
money lets you travel to different places and explore what you like and take risks. it pays for a move to a new city. it pays for an education. it lets you quit things without a backup plan.
today is the day frogposter becomes a millionaire. today he's going to make it. you can't hold him back. no one can.

>>19508804
I havent analyzed yet, but if youre around Im sure youll see it. I held off this week because I ended up keeping last weeks stocks and they still had high premiums (JWN, AAL) and HPQ had a huge dip winch its now mostly recovered.

Can someone give me feedback?

I started investing on April 1st of this year, and to date I've invested a total of $2951.

My current stock value is $4201.

So, a 42% increase over the course of 2 full months.

Is this good? I know I started investing during the bottom of the coronavirus crash, so my returns are kinda guaranteed but this is still pretty good right?

Guys. I am seeing red, even the DAX which is usually mint green is blood red.

I am stepping away for a few hours now, you better start messaging Powell to print soon.

how is the market going to react if there's an upheaval made by the military?
2020 is a wild ride lads

>>19508883
knowing this market, it wont

>>19508872
It is generally considered solid to "beat the market" which means beating the gains you would have had just buying SPY on the same date and holding.
>>19508883
The ONLY thing the market will respond to is current status of money printing.

>>19508850
Money is slavery. Both debtors and profiteers are slaves in their own rights. One by force, the other by choice.
There is a difference between making an honest living and endlessly lusting after sums of wealth.

>>19508872
It's good. The average investor loses money. Sure, had you been experienced and still believed the market would recover you could've turned that $2k into $20k without effort but with that same experience comes doubt in yourself.

My pharma stocks are dumping. Is this a sign that Corona is disappearing?

Jerome help

>>19508872
The DJI from April 1st to today has increased 19.8% (21,917 to 26,269)

So you've more than doubled what the rest of the market has done in that time. You're doing good.

>>19508872
As long as you're making money is what matters, desu

>>19508862
I did CSIQ last week with another call this week, similar situation but it will probably be called away on Friday. Interested to see what you pick next week.

>>19508939
thank you misato-chan

ps: anime is not allowed itt

>>19508883
>made by the military
Are you retarded? They'd just keep the peace. It'd be bullish.

>>19508990

Futures down boys. Is this the beginning of the long awaited drop?

>>19508990

>>19507632
Brave man

>>19508929

Mine is up 66% today

>>19508990
why people value an art style created to be plain and easy to draw many times for animation so much to post so many stills of it will never make sense to me.

This was carved our of marble.

>>19508990

whats the most overvalued stock out there right now?

>>19509050
TSLA

>>19509050
ZM

>>19509055
yes
>>19509077
yes

>>19505950
I'm down 43% on SOXS, is it time to capitulate or do I hold to 0?

>>19509050
fagman

NOO FUTURES CANT JUST GO DOWN LIKE THAT

>>19508929
if you're talking about memestocks, don't lump them in with pharma. Don't compare based Regeneron, Eli Lilly, and Merck with shit like Novavax.

>>19508939
I was about to comment on PenPen being my favorite part... but I never noticed that Yui Ikari is there!
Then I spent 1 second on a wiki entry to find out... Gendo was getting the Oyakodon from Ritsuko and mom?! I don't think I figured that out!

>>19509017
man... I never watched any amagami... usually avoid waifu simulators.

Also never got around to Clannad and Clannad Afterstory...
Been hearing about those for 10+ years, guess I missed the boat.

>>19509050
DFODQ

>>19509086
i would also like to state that i am a salty bear holding ZM puts now until 06/11 , im not accusing the market of the fed or anything, i just simply refuse to accept a fuckin video app to be worth 230 bucks, having said that, even if i loose all the premium, its ok, as loss is part of the game, im just a bit salty on the valuations right now

I got 2 bucks. What should I buy?

why dont we all just pump the same penny stock

>>19509121
STON i need a pump

>>19508769
Set aside for taxes.
Pay off car, house.
Pay off parents' car, house, credit card debt, medical debt, and all other debt to thank them for supporting me.
Pay off sibling's car, student loans.
Make sure I have enough for food, utilities, and property taxes.
Retire and spend my time reading books and lifting weights.
I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

ZM up another 2% pre market. Easy money made.

>>19509134
Done. Good luck, brother.

>>19509010
barely down. they've been doing this every night this week. they dip around -0.25%, huddle down there for a bit, then somehow shoot up by the time I wake up.
>>19509050
my uncle sold shares in his carwash to all the neighborhood miscreants

ATH ON NASDAQ TODAY

You guys think rich bitch cardiobunnies are really gonna go back to gyms and risk the covid? I'm kind of tempted to hope Peleton dips so I can buy.

I hated them because cnbc shoved the commercials in my face all the time, but I'm over it.

>>19508784
>>19508772
conflicting opinions it seems...
I wish I knew how to do this type of analysis myself, there's got to be platforms for it right? Even a retard should be able to code something, right?

Goddamn I wish I learned some basic coding. Instead my school taught like some basic flash animation skills. Oh I guess I had to make something with html.

>>19508713
Warum? Wie?

>>19509046
because they are faggot jogger kike muttoids

>>19507088
why'd they all get hit so hard yesterday

>>19509124
sir please come with me

>mfw futures increasing
>mfw another green day

and waallah SPY will NEVER be below 300 again!

Individual DIX tradingview script.

//@version=3
study("DIX", shorttitle="DIX", precision=3)
// Only works for NASDAQ/NYSE Stocks
// Doesn't work for ETFs, ETNs, Futures, CFDs, non nasdaq/nyse stocks,


qsi = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNYX_" + ticker+"|0"
qto = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNYX_" + ticker+"|2"
q1 = security(qsi, "D", close)
q2 = security(qto, "D", close)

qsi2 = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNSQ_" + ticker+"|0"
qto2 = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNSQ_" + ticker+"|2"
q3 = security(qsi2, "D", close)
q4 = security(qto2, "D", close)

qa = (q1+q3)/(1.0*q2+q4)
a = input(20)
plot(qa,title ="DIX")
plot(sum(q1+q3,a)/sum(q2+q4,a), title="Smoothed DIX")

It's shit

>>19509192
its pretty easy to learn coding nowadays with khan academy and such, if you put aside a couple of hours a day you could do the basics in 2 weeks

>>19509010
>The first negative open in like two weeks
>OH MY GOD, PANIC SELL??
Relax.

>>19509112
>Gendo was getting the Oyakodon from Ritsuko and mom?! I don't think I figured that out!

There's so much stuff like this that's easy to miss but definitely unambiguously true. Gendo fucking Ritsuko and her mum isn't even a very subtly signalled one, you probably just missed it because so much happens, but there's basically a whole episode of it. Also, Ritsuko's mum choked the first Rei to death because she was jealous of Gendo paying more attention to his dead wife's child clone than to her. If I remember right it's in the flashbacks during the magi episode where the hacking angel attacks, and Ritsuko's trying to fix it

dix at 44%, is this a sell signal?

>>19509192
It should be easy enough to do, I have absolutely no experience in how though. I wonder if there's a function in ToS to pick out quad witches.
Also remember the time Rousseau got molested by a publically masturbating African?

>>19509090
You don't lose if you don't sell fren

>>19509112

>Then I spent 1 second on a wiki entry to find out... Gendo was getting the Oyakodon from Ritsuko and mom?! I don't think I figured that out!

Brah, that's why Ritsu heroes. There was like a whole episode about it. They even showed them cleaning her remains

>>19509289
Saw that, a little alarming. It's been crazy high since just a couple days ago though, presumably that means a lot of big boys are long at just under these levels

>>19505967

So, I'm considering buying LTM
>it's chapter 11, Anon
I know, Anon. I dont really understand who/what determines whether the stock will be delisted (like with JCP and JCPQ) or not.
It's in Delta Airlines interest that the stock remains, i think? they own like 20% of those shares

http://www.latamairlinesgroup.net/ownership-structure

>>19509309
can't they just emit more shares and thus devalue existing shares?

Ok, I am financially ruined again.

>>19509318
I've always thought that Ritsuko didn't start conducting experiments with Gendo until years after her mother died; also that her mom didn't actually commit suicide but was murdered by Gendo because she was losing her shit over Rei.

>>19509396
how? this thing has barely moved overnight.

>>19509250
>a couple of hours a day
To make a script to do stock market behavior analysis?! Or like to get a job. I need a one of those. Getting too old to have no skills and be NEET.

>>19509304
Rapey as fuck. Was it R's semen or the other guy? Mutual masturbation thing? Creepy and I don't like it.... but maybe he kind of did?

That would violate my social contract.

>>19509318
>Brah, that's why Ritsu heroes
I straight up don't remember that
Does that happen?
I don't think that happens.

>>19509289
I believe the sell signal is under 35%, and the buy signal is above 45%

>>19509433
It was the other guys cum kek, Rousseau was staying at this house in Turin which was like a combination monastery and homeless shelter. They'd give you a little bit of money and allow you to stay for free if you converted to Catholicism. Despite being an adult Rousseau claimed not to know what the moor was doing or what cum was lmao
>>19509318
Ritsuko's mom commits suicide, not her o_O
...right?

>>19509424
yes. I am not up 3% this morning

Wirecard rally when

>>19507372
Man are you taking yourself so seriously for real?Like you're the only one who would think about something that obvious? CVG over on /pol/ has been talking about this exact same "thought" of yours for over a week.

I wasn't here the past 3 days
You all bought the J shaped recovery didn't you?

>>19509575
Yes, but not nearly enough

What happened to the -70% in TVIX guy?

>>19509601
>-70% in TVIX guy
Is that him?

>>19509601
>>19509614
it'll go up someday

>>19509620
>2x
>short
>someday
Tvix breakeven at 10000$( formerly 350$ )

-0.47%
is this it
is this IT
IS this IT
IS THIS IT
strap me to a cannon lads, because SPXS and I are going to the moon

im holding zm 195p 06/11
i need somebody to give me hope

>>19509688
After a parabolic advance breaks, theres usually a big dump. The parabolic advance broke tonight on the S&P

theres usually a wedge formation after the synopsis

-0.53%
kiss me, im cumming

>>19509433
>>19509489

She's about to shoot Gendo in the clone lab, he says something that's blanked out (probably "I always needed you"), she says "liar" and shoots. I can't remember whether she shoots herself or shoots him and then he shoots her using a gun from Rei or something like that. She's mad because Seele asked him for Kaji to interrogate but he sent them Ritsuko instead as a lesser pawn, proving he didn't need her, also this is why they kill Kaji to prove that they're in control

>>19508660
Nice story. I liked it.

>>19509709
cheers brother

Why is everything red today, makes literally no sense.

>>19509813
riots are coming to an end

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new

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thread
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>>19509813
Just woke up and saw the futures. Seems like a healthy pullback to me. We went on a big tear there, we are going to have down days.

>>19508872
I think your doing well, I’m 35% gains and your beating me anon so good job.

>>19508669
Also leaves you heavily leveraged, which isn't risk free.

>>19509675
can't you see i'm trying
i don't even like it

>>19507282
Yes. If you sell a security on Tue, you must wait at least 2 "business days" to buy it again. Or you'll risk getting locked out of your account for 90 days if you don't have a margin account.