/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good, you've made it.
Congratz.

>>19490888
ngmi

>>19490888
sell only 15%

Dna Test it to make sure it's yours. Also having a kid soon, my gf gives me 3k a month to put in stocks for both of us because i know the investing stuffs, I pay daily expenses.

>>19490888
terrible idea to even tell her about your crypto in the first place. you had a chance at safeguarding money from divorce, now you blew it.

>>19491037
this

also only cash out when you really made it from crypto and planning to never return then still hide most of it in case of divorce

damn you're all kinds of fucked
imagine being all-in shitcoins with no other savings
imagine having a kid and getting married while having no financial certainty besides hoping something with no intrinsic value doesn't go to 0
imagine letting your wife know about these funds
why are you getting her pregnant if she even thinks she has any control over how you manage your finances? is it because you have no control over your finances?
start sizing up those chastity cages, best to get straight to it

>>19490888
never tell your wife/gf about your crypto retard. now she knows you have it for when she inevitably files for divorce. the fact that she's trying to make you sell them before the next bull run is pretty retarded on her part though. you could have just kept them and then traded her in for a younger hotter model when she hits the wall in a few years and starts nagging you every day about shit.

>>19490888
Hope you're holding on to at least 1k LINK.

>>19491111
boom

>>19491066
How, Im a noobie so the wallets I have are connected to me. How do you get bitcoin on the down low?

>>19490888
trips of cuck. You don't that much of money to rise a child up realistically, keep your coins or dump her.

>>19491120
https://localbitcoins.com/ pay in cash

>>19491120
maybe if an unknown amount of monero got sent to a wallet that isn't connected to anything

Sell enough to convince her, keep the rest secret

>>19491165
doesn't local bitcoins require KYC now? better off buying monero since you can still buy it without KYC on localmonero.

>>19490888
dude please don't sell until 2023. fuck your wife she doesn't know shit.

>>19490888
>telling any woman (even your mother) about your shitcoin stack
Unironically never going to make it

>>19491200
I think he already has fucked het, several times if you know what I'm saying.

>>19490888
I can't even imagine being in a relationship where the girl decides over my money. Are you fags just turbo betas or do you enjoy being dominated?
Are you the same kind of guys who don't sign prenups because your wives said it isn't romantic? kek

>>19491262
> implying that the post is real

>>19491279
Even if it isn't real there are tons of guys out there who let their wives decide over their finances.

>>19491290
Who gives a shit, can't fix retardation.

If it's her shitcoins she bought with her money you don't really have a right to make her not sell unless you believe in what marriage is. If you were really married you wouldn't be making this thread so we have a pretty huge fucking problem. I'm guessing she doesn't submit to her husband, so it's not a real marriage. Time to cut your losses and find a better one next time.

I just tinder matched with a tall colombian girl way outta my league. Should I just offer to be her pet boy or something? What do I say?

>>19490888

>OH HONEY I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE
>now change

She can't make you do anything and it's your money.

>>19491370
Idk I just matched with a Chinese girl and she started talking about her profits trading BTC futures immediately

>>19490888
>letting your wife tell you what to do
ngmi. I predict a divorce in 3 years

You already fucked up by telling what's worse is if you actually do what she says. Don't do what she tells you to do. You have the power so don't give it up

>>19491037
>>19491066
He bought his coins pre-marriage so divorce wouldn't affect that

>>19490888
>she

how would she ever know how many coins you have/what exactly they're worth?

sell 30% or something

>>19490888
This is where you be a man and say. Unless you’re bought random shitcoins.

>>19491951

You gotta buy the subscription to get to her content

>>19492014
everyone realizes this, brainlet. the point is that judges and lawyers can take money from your (((bank account))) in a divorce. this is not the case with a hidden crypto wallet that only you know the password to. sure, the honorable schlomo shekelberg can send you to jail for a few years for not handing it over, if he even has evidence of you withholding assets, but it's better to be rich and in jail than poor and free.

>>19492082
is homo '''marriage''' even legal in india?

>>19490888
>how do i enrage the incels today?
>muh wife calls the shots
How do you retards continue to take the bait day after day?

>>19492357
Congratulations on passing the captcha retard

>>19492414
But we’ll signal when there are multiple threads daily about “MY WIFE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY CRYPTO AND WANTS A DIVORCE!” there were like 10 of them a day Dec 2017.

>>19490888
youll be suicidal in the future if u sell right now and youll hate your wife for it bc of all the money you could have had and now dont bc of her bullshit financial decision u were cucked enough to agree to.

but whatever, love has been known to ruin mens financial lives time and time again.

>>19491279
It's real.
Look at the average normie (You).
Statistically accurate.

Looks like OP isn't even starting on the same page w/ wife (he's already on her agenda).
Lots of ever increasing pain incoming after honeymoon phase lol.

>>19492014
lmao