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One of the aesthetic scenes ever

>>19479511
first for odin

BOLAWRAP: A GUN THAT SHOOTS HANDCUFFS


IMAGINE IF YOU COULD GET IN ON THE 'TASER' WHEN IT WAS FIRST INTRODUCED. YOU'D BE A TRILLIONNAIRE NOW.

WELL GUESS WHAT? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE NEXT GREATEST INVENTION. IT'S NONVIOLENT WHICH NORMIE PROTESTORS WILL LOVE AND EXTREMELY PRACTICAL WHICH NORMIE CONSERVATIVES WILL LOVE

DEMONSTRATION VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Mgc84iLvU

THE DEVICE IS OWNED BY WRAP TECHNOLOGIES INCORPORATE. $WRTC ALREADY MOONED 50% IN THE LAST FEW DAYS DUE TO THE RIOTS AND WILL CONTINUE TO MOON %5000 OVER THE NEXT WEEK

MASS RIOTS IN THE WAKE OF VIOLENT POLICE OFFICERS WILL MEAN THIS WILL 100% GET ADOPTED BY EVERY SINGLE POLICE FORCE IN THE WORLD

THE CEO WILL BE ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT HIS INGENIUS DEVICE. HIS INTERVIEW WILL BE SEEN BY THE PRESIDENT AND HE WILL MAKE SURE EVERY COP IN THE COUNTRY HAS ONE OF THESE

EVERY BOOMER WATCHING FOX TONIGHT WILL WANT TO INVEST WHEN THE INTERVIEW AIRS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN BEFORE THEY DO

Get snibbed on

fuck niggers

put half my paycheck into ZM 6/26 $180p
I'm nervous about my gamble.

>>19479546

Are those ugly chicks or pretty dudes?

>>19479551
there's no way in hell ZM moons
earnings are at 530pm
people are going to take profit in the morning

>>19479551

They’re gonna beat earnings and pump over $220 man. Sorry.

>>19479545
i prefer it when joggers get shot though

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Give me one good reason not to buy and hold JETS for a couple years.

>>19479576
they'd have to quadruple earnings
people are expecting huge shit that isn't coming

>>INDEXFAG (fuck tripfags) HERE

Inspired by based LTMchad, I put in my measly pittance. Capped for future kudos

>>19479573
That's what I'm banking on, but most of my option gambles that made sense like that like wayfair and spotify have bled me dry.

>>19479584
just wait for the next leg down to $12.xx and have at it.

should i watch OP film

>stonk looks bearish
>write put just below what it should be
>stonk looks bullish
>write call just above what it should be
Thanks for the money.

>>19479603

We’ll see eod but I have a bad feeling for everyone who thought theyre geniuses buying puts. Normally if something makes sense or is a sure bet in the market the exact opposite happens. I’ve been burned before myself.

>>19479621
unironically yes

we buying LTM or what? surely it can't tank for good can it?

>>19479608
that shit is literally dead cat bouncing RIGHT NOW

>Bank of America said Tuesday it's giving $1 billion to address economic and racial inequality in the United States, amid national protests that have shaken just about every major U.S. city.

what did they mean by this?

Also how have clothing companies been performing on earnings lately? American Eagle earnings is this afternoon

>>19479635
mf they're declaring bankruptcy
look up HTZ and tell me what you think $LTM is going to do

Does anyone here use tradingview?

I have a retarded question about the change % values in their screener - they seem all over the place - theres obviously a valid reason but I don't know what it is

AMSC is up 1.69% in the chart, but none of the values in the screener reflect this despite the headings looking like they should - I though it was maybe based on the duration in the screener, but then even 1D gives varying numbers...

surely change from open should be what is says... +1.69% not 0.78%?

what i'd like to see is the actual 1 day change in the table so I can see it when browsing for any time period

>he bought cruise lines
only thing dumber is buying tankers

>>19479631
>make $0 because you gained and lost money at the same time

thanks for the money retard

>>19479649
kek, 1 billion doesn't mean anything

>>19479649
HUGE SELL SIGNAL

SELL SELL SELL SELL

I'm still waiting fot the second impact...

NNDM mooning again today.
Fill me on army contracts talk?!

>>19479667

I’m up 50+% on two of them and almost 30% on one of them. Shut your faggot ass up.

>4chan creates investment firm
>going public!

name the 4chan IPO ticker:

>>19479659
So, buy for free 200%, got it.

Any leafs here been watching canadian oil and have some input? Are we on the upswing, or are we expecting to drop again? Good size rally today so far

I am literally crying. Africans Americans are dying and you don't care

>>19479686
Starting to give things to rioters and looters is literally the beginning of the end for you

It will now never stop

>>19479706
yeah go for it
can't lose

>>19479716
sage

>>19479689
Not gonna happen.

>>19479679
What gives you the impression I'm writing opposing options on the same stock for the same period?

>>19479716

Nothing of value was lost.

GSX up 13%
>GSX up 13%
GSX up 13%
>GSX up 13%

I'M BEING RAPED BY A CHINESE FRAUD STOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19479716
people die everyday??

where is the ZM put bro, i dont feel so well , need mental support

>>19479679
based

>>19479743
cuz ur a retard
duh

>>19479731
>>19479747
>>19479753
RACISTS

holy shit bros apparently the bolawrap interview happened 3 hours ago

Bought more GE and MRO. State Govt's are extremely fucked come June 30th. (fiscal year rolls over). Pass the 2nd wave of govt checks already damnit!! I wanna more 2400 bucks..

THETAGANG
> THETAGANG
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>RACISTS

>>19479748
OH GOD I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE SO MANY STOCKTWITS RETAIL RETARDS ON THIS SHIP OF FOOLS!!!

This sucks.

who will pay me $50 to sell my SQQQ so the DOW instantly changes direction?

How do I make money off the renegade zoo animals being let loose across the country? Is ACME Brick listed? Maybe some major window company? A brewing company because of all the fowties being dumped out for dead joggers? Let’s brainstorm, I was late on McCormick mooning because of all the pepper spray being used and I don’t wanna miss the boat again.

>>19479698
BROK.E

>>19479815
That would be NASDAQ you absolute fool

>>19479806

I’ve got bad news for you about literally every company and investment there is.

>>19479815
>SQQQ
>DOW
I think I know why the market always goes opposite of your trades. It’s because you’re a retard.

Bought some BOLA for laugh and giggles, better pay off anon.

>>19479805
Just say the N word already, I know you want to.

>>19479832
>>19479842
i didn't claim to know why the two are related

>>19479819
McCormick is always a good buy though
No such thing as missing the boat on that one ;)

guys quickly, should i sell my puts ? whats the consensus on this retarded zm
06/11 195p

>>19479840
this is a chink scam of LK tier though

>>19479800
>>>r*ddit.com

>>19479859
ZM is going to tank

>>19479565
>get a load of this fag

>>19479698
$ANON
$BOG
$PEPE
$WOJK
$NOGF
$RDPL
$SS
$PUMP

>WM JUN 19 $110c still under $1
Don’t miss the boat here, bros. TRASH GANG

Reminder: W (Wayfair Inc) is at almost 188.. The low was 22.. Why is life so cruel?@!!! Fuck this shit fuck it now.. I coulda tossed 8000 on it at 22 or 23... I'd have a green baggie with over 65,000 inside right now... The shame... Fucking hell.

>>19479846
damn you anon stop loss triggered, never listening to you again.

>>19479667
if u have a copy of gahoole's "filthy trannys get off my board" vid ill be very thankful - deb

>>19479890
>>WM JUN 19 $110c still under $1
>Don’t miss the boat here, bros. TRASH GANG
WM in charge of riot body removal

>>19479859
Yeah idk either bud

>>19479890
shill me on why this is a good move

>>19479917
>stop loss during riots and coronachan
You deserve it.

4PM BEAR MARKET 4PM BEAR 4PM BEAR 4PM BEAR MARKET 4PM BEAR MARKET

I could see SPY going parabolic for 20 years or crashing 50% this year
I honestly don't care either way because I have 35 years till retirement and I'll just keep buying in every Monday

IM GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19479949
Bear market is priced in.

>>19479943
see
>>19479938
Plus I’ve been holding them for years now, WM has retard strength

>last 8 minutes of regular trading hours
>market decides to move

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>>19479974
bobos are extinct at this point, only green from now on...

Why did the market just spike up exponentially in 1 minute?

ITT

>>19480004
>jEw
Hell yess

Heh...

>VSTO +7%
>SWBI +12%
LMAO IMAGINE NOT BUYING GUN STOCKS!

>>19480018
To make it look good on the one day chart. That's it.

>>19480010
Where do you get this chart?

Bobos are already dead? Why kick the dead?

VTIQ soldiers hold strong, Thursday we become NKLA chads!

>>19480004

coronajew has spoken

>>19479545
Fuck you nigger. Stop spamming my board with this shit

>>19480018
Trump declared martial law, said bears, losers, and thugs are now ILLEGAL

>>19479698
NIGR

>you now remember the covid hoax of 2020

>>19479949
>>19479974

Would any non "its the joos" poster like to explain to me whats their endgame here. How does the market ever come back from this? Why can't they just let it crab at a modest loss and offer loans. I don't understand what they could possibly be afraid of more than the fact no one believes the market is even remotely connected to reality anymore.

First, how bullish is a declaration of martial law by trump. Second has anyone invested in natty gas in the Appalachian regions?

It is literally, spiritually, actually, physically, undeniably, financially, literally, unironically, absolutely impossible (impossible) *impossible*, impossible, for the market to me worth more now than it was in February. You literally cannot even begin to.

Short

This

Fucking

Trash

RIP ZOOM
>RIP ZOOM
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RIP ZOOM
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RIP ZOOM
>RIP ZOOM

>>19480070
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>>19480056
googled it when I made the image but I think finviz was the basis for it for live data

https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

Why did the market go up like that?

Is there even an ounce of news for that to happen?

>>19480109
Why would they care about your opinion?

>>19480131
Has happened like 98% of the days for the past month

holding until they reassess bankruptcy next month, Chile gave them $1.7 billion. If they gave that much, bailout is not a problem. Since air travel demand is increasing, after covid, bankruptcy file, horrible earnings, there's more upside than down.

Holding overnight. I either make it tomorrow, or buy rope. See you guys tomorrow.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .16%, nothing day. Fell asleep the instant I got home yesterday, woke up at 3am all discombobulated, fell back asleep n woke up at noon. Missed good opportunity to trade this morning reeeeeee, no real moves today. Nice move into close, volume still looking kinda unexceptional.

Does ding ding ding bro still post at closing in these threads?

>>19480153
They laughed when I said
>SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name.
laughed

holy shit imagine being a bear

>>19480131
it's going to rain in minneapolis this evening and looters forgot to grab umbrellas

BASED market does not give a shit about civil unrest

Zoom gonna moon cap it

BIG GREEN DILDOS

>>19480148
bought 1443 shares of SSL on Friday, sold all today at 6.51, bought 3700 shares of LTM @1.55.

Holding LTM till next month. see u cuties

>>19480153
up 1.5%

Trimmed of about 10K of my ET gains and put it in other stocks that actually feel like going up (USAC and other natty gas plays)

Just shy of $10K passive income now too. I'm loving every day of this

>>19480153
down .81% but that will change once ZM tanks

>>19480153
Canadian oil was nice today. I'm content with my small gains.

>>19480153
Bretty gud

>>19480161

Jesus Christ what a cuck.

Boring day overall but nothing qrong with that

>>19480161
>The officer is found not guilty
>he will always have this tattoo
Its like cattle self-branding. Will make clean up easy.

>>19480161
i refuse to believe

So are the riots diyng down or they will pick up in the weekend?
Can a Yank report on this shit?

>>19480161
Didn't know they had tattoo shops next to jewish temples.

>>19480174
I like how it says 10.68% which would have been like $160 or some shit. Fuck wealth simples buggy shit

ZM double mooning!
gonna fall twice as hard in the morning

>>19480153
It didn't go well for me today. down about 0.2% on my RH, up on my other accounts.

I took some actions on my RH account in the morning: sold some stuff in the morning, bought some GOLD at 24.40, and bought some SPY puts that proceeded to go up and then right back down. I would have sold a couple but I was busy with work stuff.

I've been incredibly inactive across all of my brokerage accounts for months, besides some light buying on my TDA, so if feels kind of good putting some skin back in the game. If we don't get a gap down I'm going to lose some money, but it's not a super huge amount.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>ZM +6% after hours
>ZM +6% after hours
>ZM +6% after hours
>ZM +6% after hours
LMAOOOOOOOOO SO GLAD I DIDN'T TOUCH THIS SHIT!