/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for Nasdaq 10k

how fucked are we anons? give it to me straight

>>19468738
You worked so hard to remove the fun stuff that you forgot the edition!

>>19468750
the s&p will NEVER be under 3000 again

5th for Matayoshi Son, the Japanese Jesus

Green tomorrow lads profit for everyone yes yes bullish all around chaps fuck niggers

Why is the offer price always lower than the bid price when the market closes?

>>19468747
I found one where she's just, uh, engaging in "breathplay" that's not too bad if you ignore the followup pics...

Did you guys had fun yesterday?

>>19468840
No sir. You are not allowed here.

>>19468840
Green line go up if that's what you mean

>>19468750
Not fucked at all. The longer we go bullish crabish the more time gained towards riots calming down and eventually corona chan calming down too.

>>19468867
The riot's gonna cause a second wave, but iffy on investing in airlines and cruise now.

>>19468872
>The riot's gonna cause a second wave
hahahahahahahaha. ahhhhhh. That's clever. Slipped in an older bobo meme with the new one. Very slick. I like you.

>>19468840
Bulls been having fun the past two months bobo.

TSLA $1000 soon

Just out of curiosity, what do you guys look at when you’re deciding to buy a stock. And are you a short term or long term investor?

crude will NEVER be under $30 again.

>>19468963
Buy literally anything with decent value and hold. Fundamentals are for boomers :^)

>>19468963
>any of that matters right now

>>19468963
Quick glance at latest few quarters reported EPS, P/E, P/B, Debt to equity, cash burn rate, and comparison of the company with its peers in that regard. These numbers can be wacky, as I'm a swing trader, but there are some stocks I come across that have VERY wacky numbers to the point that I'd rather not play with them. That's the because due diligence. All fine there, I go with the chart.

>>19468973
I’m just wondering for future reference when we’re not in an obvious bull market

>>19468983
>because due diligence
*basic due dilly...

guys, ZM will drop today... r .r... r... right guys ?

STOCKS MAKING A COMEBACK

>>19468836
I see. Honestly it’s just a meme fetish for me, I find it amusing. There’s a lot of pics on the boorus if you search for “teacup” combined with “urination” Or something very similar.

no (you)s for bears liberals or pedos

>>19469029
Why is that little girl on the table? What is she going to do with that teacup?

>>19468971
It will definitely be under 30 again with the Saudis.

Just not soon

>>19468738
Futures deep red again after opening and then crawling back to green. Amazing stuff. Why would anyone ever short the market again?

>>19469007
Earliest tomorrow after earnings. But they probably had an incredible quarter and it will do another 20%

>tfw finally switched from bobo to bull
Should've done this months ago.

>>19469126
He bought?

>mass shootings across the entire nation tonight, worse than other nights
I hope you bought gun stocks yesterday because they are going to be up another 10% tomorrow.

>>19469126
yikes, you switched right at the local top

>poor and middle class of america will be reduced to slaves
unironically bullish, get fucked if you weren't born to a good family or made it by now

>>19469093
This whole up movement has been caused by black rock manipulating futures/premarket, and hard shorts covering their positions in response.

>>19469173
>cop is fucking sent flying
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1267681598142582786/pu/vid/720x1280/7gliYYTnBOx5X1Np.mp4?tag=10

>>19468972
>oxymoron :^)
:D

>>19469203
that piggy squealing

>>19469203
is there a police chase to this. i wanna see the driver get fucking mowed down

Smith and Wesson or Ruger? Which gun stock is better? I’m thinking SWBI because it just spun off (More hype) but I hear Ruger has the cooler guns so more likely to have better sales.

>>19469310
I hold both but I heard rumours of a potential supply issue with RGR.

>>19469310
I bought SBWI because its pure guns now.
I also bought VSTO because it is highly rated.
But Ruger seems really good too, I just didn't have enough capital to bother taking so many positions.
OLN seems nice too.

Surely the actual public opinion (i.e. not the Twitter/MSM "public" opinion) is turning against the riots more and more every second, right?

>>19468867
>The longer we go bullish crabish the more time gained towards riots calming down and eventually corona chan calming down too.
And THAT'S when we dump!

>>19469310
you're a turbo retard for buying these just because of some riots just so you know. literal peanut brain.

>>19468892
>The riot's NOT gonna cause a second wave
Wait, does anyone seriously think the riot isn't going to accelerate the next spike?

>>19469378
So is 90% of the stock market, so

>>19469378
>>19469390
Its not stupid until the news reports record gun sales.

>>19468872
>>19468892
>>19469387
The second wave was already going to be bad, now its going to be apocalyptic (for blacks).

>>19469378
You’re mad

>>19469387
Black people getting virus and dying.......BUUULLLLLIIISSSSHHHH.

>>19469395
As soon as there's a major shootout the stock prices will moon, because whenever there's a newsworthy shooting in the US the media instantly pivots towards gun control retardation and people run to the store to buy shit. Everyone knows the song and dance, and the stock prices anticipate it all based on the initial event.

>>19469411
>>19469418
It's not just black people, it's antifa too. Such a shame, tsk, tsk.

>>19469443
antifa is 95% under thirty so they'll be fine

>>19469452
Just a month of feeling like you'd be better off dead followed by permanent organ damage. No big deal.

>>19469436
There were dozens of cop shootings just tonight. Hope you bought on Monday. Also, Trump mentioned the 2nd A during his speech as a way to defend your business/home since police are busy.

>>19468963
Short/medium predictions. Bets sized with Kelly criterion, so long term growth maximized.
I make my predictions quantitatively looking at literally everything I can.

Kelly betting so I don't need to predict if it will go up or down, I just need to predict the distribution.

With a prediction of the distribution I can use derivatives to alter the shape of the distribution to be convex and use miss-priced derivatives to maximize expectation.

>>19469436
Missouri SWAT engaged in a gun battle like 2 hours i think.

>>19469474
>>19469479
If it's blacks shooting cops then nothing will come of it. They need a white shooter to support the narrative.

>>19469474
Just gonna throw this out there before bed, swbi just spun off June 1st and spin offs in general are great (see draftkings)

Faster than i expected, but with that big green 1min candles, we are green already.

Really amazing market. <3

>>19469452
But...but...they're very aids-ridden! That counts for something, right?

I got scared and sold the dip friday
Now i want to kms
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>19469497
Yea, got 200 shares today, already +2%.

>>19469474
They're also having a shootout in ST.Louis
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1267703207549165568

>>19469508
I hope you learned a lesson, anon. Now you know the best time to hold stocks is forever and if it goes red you cost average.

betting markets are saying this'll be over in two to three days once more of the looters get the slammer. green eternal futures soon, bvllchads.

>>19469173
I bought Ruger stock Monday morning

>>19469531
Seriously though, when are we going to ban blacks? It would literally fix half the issues we have in America. Anti racism propaganda is fucking evil brainwashing.

>>19469563
Private prisons having a nice bounce right now. I'll probably sell on the next 5% jump though, dont wanna be greedy.

Should I sell Greggs and buy more Frontier, lads?

>>19469590
I don’t even know what Greggs is

>>19469474
More shootouts
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/marshal-killed-after-being-shot-22123746

>>19469598
Peak British cuisine from what I hear

>>19469598
They sell pastries, anon.

Big brand in the UK.

I just love how the markets don’t give a FUCK about the chimpouts

>>19469616
Fucking Clown Market.

Was this marketing campaign a sound financial decision by Nike?

Can KO pump to 49 so I can dump my bags?

>>19469616
Markets no longer give any fucks about anything except money printing.

>>19469628
Market is looking forward to the future.

>>19468738

Top Story:
Asteroid Hurtles Towards Earth, All Life on Earth to End in 7 Days

CNBC:
S&P Futures Make Modest Gains as Investors Weigh End of World

Fuck this clown world market.

>>19469616
Why would they? Only insurers and small businesses lose. More free government money for big boys.

>>19469636
And the future is bright.

>>19469637
>REEEEE MY PUTERINOS

>>19469616
My ass, made a cool 5% gain today buying and selling OSB

>>19469632
>KO
>dump bags
I beg your pardon, anon? Dump bags of one of the best long hodl stocks in the whole world?

>>19469636
>>19469646

>>19469650
I want to be a degenerate swing trader and not a long term hodler. I realized this after I bought KO

>>19469178
>local top
It's okay, I'm just buying back after the big dip in February.

>>19469629
Pandering to black racists and child molesters doesn't achieve anything beneficial, what a surprise.

>>19469647
SPY I can live with give how easy it is in and out.

The fact that DKNG and unproven website with no live betting is now valued at 50% than MGM Resorts and Ent when they own half of a major US city, and countless other valuable properties, is retardation I will never be able to live with.

Please dear god, let the spy drop so i can buy the dip
I promise i will hodl this time

>>19469436
>>19469395
>>19469390
>>19469415

>>19469696
Just buy, retard. Learn to feel the moment, its still up (for now).

What in the FUCK is going on with LODE? It's the fucking weirdest stock I have ever owned. It jumps around like it's autistic. Should I keep it or just get rid of it? I feel like holding on because I think once we get back on track mining will become very important.

>>19469688
Shopify is unvervalued though. Very low P/E.

TSLA has still plenty of room to growth. Next will be massive car sales program in space.

There are many meme stocks, but the market is smart and rational right now.

>Futures MINTY FUCKING GREEN
>VIX -1%
oh no no no i don't feel so good bobros....

Wells Fargo with 7%divvy.. its going to 40$ isnt it ?

no one is awake on /smg/ so i'll talk to myself as i've gone insane...fuck this clownworld market and it's faggot infinite QE bullshit, feels just like 2009-2010 again when the rugpull can happen at any moment but the moment you go long is the exact moment the market tanks again so after i'm out of my current positions i'm giving up on my day trading dreams. good bye /biz/, best of luck to you all.

>>19469905
Ikftb niggario

>>19469387
>still believing in coronahoax

>>19469650
>implying this market has any correlation with fundamentals anymore

NASDAQ 12k eom
Tech is the basis of first world nations, it absolutely cannot fail.
Friendship ended with sqqq now tqqq is my new best friend

>>19469885
I felt stupid for not owning more when I saw my dividend payout, so probably. Think it'll still get a relative dip by Friday afternoon, or just rise from smart guys reinvesting the divvies in them?
>>19469905
Imagine being a risk-averse day trader. What a fucking retard. It's like being a moral vegan who runs a slaughterhouse.

And... We're green

>>19469682
I see. Carry on.

I have only 166 dollars, can I get tons of money by...two months?

Also should I buy crypto stocks?

Futures reached new highs since the drop. This bull run is invincible.

>>19470013
>>still believing in coronahoax
It's wishful thinking m8.
If corona was as dangerous as portrayed, the black population in america would be decimated.
And whites wouldn't have to deal with any guilt after the fact.
I hope Corona-chan is real. It's not the pandemic we want. But it's the pandemic we need.

Wtf is going to happen with zm today bros... There's got to be a sell off. There is no way that line just continues straight up

>>19470034
Exactly the type of shit coming from the bobros b4 the unthinkable rally.

>>19470050
This chart makes me want to do terrible things.

>>19470032
You can get $20 by buying something and holding it until the end of that month no matter what, or you can maybe gain $200 but probably lose $100 instead doing stupid risky plays without knowing what you're doing.

>>19470068
Uhm that's why it should be illegal to post that's called hate facts sweatie god bless :) <3 xoxo

>>19470065
going to 220-230 until earnings then dumps back to 180 or so

>>19470068
Do it faggot

>>19470065
very clear earnings PND. seems very overvalued based on all the media attention it's gotten

>>19470068
If you trust every meme chart on the internet let me sell you some puts based on "return to normal" that bobos still believe.

>>19468738
>stock brokers getting shot at on the way to work tomorrow
>stonks still go up.

Fucking hell, what does it take?

>>19470103
Fuck I hope so. Puts were so expensive

>>19468840
I made $15 lol get on my level

>>19470127
i am not going long but if it does hit 220 i'm shorting with 50k and exit at 225 or 230 or so

>>19470068
off my board black SUV and donut enthusiat, this is a board of peace

you're looking for pol

vroom vroom :)

>>19470119
>>19470119
yes im sure nignogs welfare makes the government profit because they ez 1000x their money playing craps and dealing drugs then pay capital gains taxes on the profits

>>19470127
>tfw when bought a put yesterday

>>19470165
>BUT THE GDP TRIPLES THANKS TO NEGROES.
NKE would be devastated without them.

Am I gonna make it?

>>19470170
Can't day trade atm so I had to get it in yesterday. Bought at the cheapest moment (for puts) but would love to be able to have bought in the morning

I'm a stock noob but made a big profit on Air France-KLM these past few weeks

>>19470196
How much is that in money?

Ok boys, what are some good long term holds I can catch super cheap as the stalks crash? Like any bars, should I go hard on BBRW? Will they survive?

>>19470200
you gonna hold until earnings? or sell if it keeps mooning

>>19470120
To answer that question, let me remind you of New Hampshire's motto from back when it and its neighbors were less cucked:
"Give me liberty, or give me death."
From the top 0.000000000001% CEOs socialists love to hate to the semi-reformed trailer trash looking to get their shit together, we are all in this together to outfuck the Fed. Yes, we know it's manipulation. Yes, we know they're forcing money into the economy and robbing anyone who has money by making up more money. But we can't kill them all, so god damn it we're playing this game and we're going outfuck them and preserve the trade power we earned with our efforts before all this bullshit.
Me, you, that faggot over there, and Shlomo Shekelbergstein on Wall Street. Because despite what /pol/ has told you, Longnoseberg on Fifth and Broadway is less interested in any Zionism or subversiveness than he is in hanging onto his stack, and so am I.
Stocks ONLY ever go up and any red candles you may see are literally Jewish tricks from Fed glowjews designed to make you think your stock is losing in value when in fact they have only hacked your monitor and the real candle is green.
From March 1st 2020 no stock ever has or will decreased in value for even a second. The companies who went out of business are secretly still open with higher stocks. There is no economic downturn in Ba Sing Se and I will see you next Monday when green line will, as usual, go up yet more.
You can get on board or you can go literally burn your cash in hand by buying puts.
But I heard that when Powell gets elected next President he's planning on making puts illegal on penalty of death by RWDS, so get it out of your system now.
Understand?

>>19470231
Holding until tomorrow at least

>>19469203
american cops think they can stop cars with their hands, lol

>>19470196
lol i'm up +376,26% on x16 leverage wti futures. i think i'm just going to hold this shit and dream for 40 wti. hope there's not another random -5% dump over night.

>>19470205
Congrats anon. I'm still slightly red since they've actually fallen since I bought in April but hoping I'll be able to buy some more before they go green.
I'm glad you noticed my suggestion.

Bull....Boi

hope you got your PFE cheapies yesterday

>>19469203
>bull vs bobo

And wallah like that SPY will never ever be red again and probably break 310 today.

>>19470278
Thanks, I didn't see a specific post mentioning KLM but I did see airlines being recommended here.
I'm just wondering when to cash out and where to move my money to next.

>>19470272
>lol i'm up +376,26% on x16 leverage wti futures.
you have balls of steel for going into a x16 leveraged future. I wish you good luck.

>>19470296
still cheap! and im not buying

Buy as much as you can today

What is a professional drone maker? The one that can supply the army?

did trump fuck ivanka in the bunker?

>>19470120
I assume most are still on work from home, no?

>>19470376
You jews are DOOMED

jesus this pump has me thinking of daytrading puts at open.
maybe BP?
this shit is absurd.

>>19470272
is 2.84 a sailed ship? am i dumb to chase now?
i dont think $40 is reasonable. oil is worthless.

>>19470308
>current bulls are comparable Ron communist niggers
Gotcha . Good to know.

>>19470296
I am bagholding.

>>19470407
IT IS THE KIKES

>>19470368
How come dji isn’t on stock market yet?

>>19470439
Kidding right?

>>19470368
A quick goggling prodyced a article that said these four for drones/UAVs:
>General Atomics, Northrop Grumman, Textron and Boeing account for 66 percent of the $9 billion market, the study found. The General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper alone accounted for more than a quarter of the market.
https://www.c4isrnet.com/unmanned/uas/2016/04/06/four-companies-dominate-the-military-drone-market/

>>19470322
small amount so no big balls
>>19470412
it's like $10 above opecs predicted price for this entire year lol

Anwar Nasser al-Awlaki (also spelled al-Aulaqi, al-Awlaqi; Arabic: أنور العولقي Anwar al-‘Awlaqī; April 21 or 22, 1971 – September 30, 2011) was a Yemeni-American imam. U.S. government officials say that, as well as being a senior recruiter and motivator, he was centrally involved in planning terrorist operations for the Islamist militant group al-Qaeda,[7][8][9][10][11] but have not released evidence that could support this statement.[11] Al-Awlaki became the first U.S. citizen to be targeted and killed by a U.S. drone strike without the rights of due process being afforded.[12][13] President Barack Obama ordered the strike which was effectively ordering the execution of a U.S. citizen without a trial.

>>19470445
France bought its security police drones from dji
You think everything will be green? Safer to deal with civil troubles than wars.

Fellas, buy EVH
Already up 3k

>>19470446
These military drones are out of date. The useful ones are tiny, and easy to use.
Like the dji ones

>>19470499
DJI is a Chinese company. There is zero chance of the military buying anything at all from them

>>19470446
I also found an article from last moth talking about the Air Force's proposed new Skyborg drone fleet along with some snippets on the companies making bids:
https://www.defensenews.com/air/2020/05/20/more-than-one-company-could-get-cash-to-build-the-air-forces-ai-equipped-skyborg-drone/

The name Skyborg is pretty kino in a dumb but threatening way.

>>19470313
SPY volume was the lowest yesterday since before the corona crash.

But yeah, invincible, clearly confidence is unshaken, golden bull run and all that.

>>19470551
Volume seems to be down across the board which is something that has me concerned

But it also had me convinced oil was going to tank

>>19470537
Doesn’t mean europe/russia won’t.
Still amazed america doesn’t have its small drone corporation.

buy oil tanker stocks

>>19470551
DIX also dropped like a mofo, today will be interesting

>>19470564
What good do you think a tiny consumer drone would be for the military?

My mavic air isn't a danger to anyone who isn't a wasp

It's pooomping bros.
It's a beautiful poomp.
I am not ruined anymore

>>19470548
That is interesting, Kratos looks like a nice watch.

>>19470551
Low volume on index is not a major concern or an indication of a future direction other than neutral. The signal is when substantial volume weighs back in and in which direction it pushes the line.

>>19470578
JP Morgan is also putting out a high volume of bullish Bloomberg articles.So far I have yet to go wrong doing the polar opposite of what JPMC tells me to do on Bloomberg. Strongest indicator out there IMO.

>>19470587
For surveillance of crowds in case of riots?
France got riots since two years, honk kong too. I think the US ones will last for some time.

Today is the rug pull I can feel it

>>19470642
when will you bears learn that the fed pumping is not going to lead to a rug being pulled ever again? youre not dealing with a real market

>>19470642
That's athlete's foot you feel.

>>19470587
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-05-18/paris-police-drones-banned-from-spying-on-virus-violators

>Futures

>>19470654
That's police. You said military

I can't see any military use for a small quad copter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCqPre5OtJI

>>19470652
for real, this is stupid as fuck.

>>19470721
I'm getting so sick of seeing green while everything is going to shit.

>>19470687
That’s the same. Even military troops can use drones in foreign areas. They’re pretty useful in reconnaissance and surveillance. A cheap and huge advantage.

>>19470612
Do you actually know why though? Like can you explain that or is that what you read in class?

Obviously, in general, the larger the sample the stronger the predictive power, however, in this specific case to me it seems indicative of reaching an equilibrium point at which the price is just too retarded.

Given that the S&P has by all accounts no business being as high as it is, other than the bandwagon push, to me it looks bearish rather than neutral. If anything but tulip mania was driving it this high, I'd agree with you.

But it's a bubble, everyone knows this, we just disagree on when it will pop back down to something reasonable. To me, volume that many standard deviations away from a mean would say we've reached the end of unlimited confidence. But maybe I'm just a retard like the doctors say.

>>19470551
Do you even understand what volume tells you? Are you comparing it to March levels or what the fuck are you doing? Every fucking bull rally is based on low volume. Using volume as an indicator for shit is beyond retarded. Check out some interesting indicators like VIX which has an negative correlation and is decreasing by the day now.

>>19470736
It won’t. Sending army troops will shatter confidence. Gold is pumping hard ATM

>>19470744
I think you have a very unrealistic idea of what the military does, how something like this would be used, and what would happen to the individual drone.

>>19470748
>But it's a bubble, everyone knows this, we just disagree on when it will pop back down to something reasonable.

Next week, or maybe in two weeks or wait for another 10years. This shit will never pop, it gets infalted further and further and once you understand what a 0% interest envirenmont does to equities, you might jump on the wagon too.

>>19470744
Even better if you had AI in them, make them autonomous. They deploys and give insights to troops.

>>19470652

See you at 4 o'clock anon.

>>19470775
its only 5:33am and ive nearly made my $1k today. When the president says do not bet against the american economy and its an election year, you should listen

>civil war rally
Lmao

stop this right fucking now

my burger gains are ebbing away and the markets aren't even open

Today's pump is going to be intense, boys.

>>19470775
And there we go

>>19468738
good to sleep S@P RED... Wake up GREEN

Wtf bros

>>19470799
euro here, same :(
Also happened to my venezuelan stocks

>>19470784
I'm betting on the American economy anon. I'm betting on the markets ability to make solid decisions, and not some faggot and his printing machine or server farm army from his mahogany office. For the good of America, the price must drop.

The market isn't here to give you free money zoomer anon, it's here to provide the most efficient allocation of capital.

>>19470840
pretty retarded time to be shorting the spy.
Lose on retard pump but also dollar is worthless now.

>>19470856
but it does give me free money see >>19470828

> Civil War in the US
> stock prices go up
> bears eternally btfo
Ok guys at this point just tell me what guns I should invest in.

>>19470867
whatever, when this was place was nothing but bobros, I called the bottom and made 350%. Now I'm calling the top and being given similarly retarded reasons. now of course you'll say bullshit etc,etc.

So I'll back it up. If SPY doesn't drop at least 5% this week, I'll shave my head to look like Carl's. Feel free to screencap.

>>19470918
>this was place was nothing but bobros
It still is pretty much.

>>19470912
I want to buy a Steyr...

>>19470912
I've always been partial to HK.
Overpriced, but pretty.

>>19470918
it doesnt matter what the market does for the rest of the day to me, once I make $1000 that day Im out until tomorrow. As you can see I have no open positions. Its still idiotic to bet against this market

jesus wtf is happening with the SPY futures. Am i really getting rich?

>>19470940
The MSM narrative shift is pretty much the signal that corona is over.
A bunch of riots are nothing compared to a potential pandemic.

I sold Greggs and bought more Coca Cola HBC and Frontier.

I didn't really believe in Greggs tbqh.

>zoomers who call civil war forget 1992 LA

World burns market booms

Joggers don’t stand a chance

>>19470856
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR Til infinity

>>19470796
>pandemic rally into civil war rally
What a time to be alive.

>>19470924
best aesthetic in a gun ever

>>19470984
Joggers? Is that a pseudonym for bulls as in fast?

>>19471013
only the ones you prep for your wife you cuck.

>>19470578
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

is GEX some gay thinktank bullshit or legit?

>>19471055
you know as much as i do

>>19471055
>is GEX some gay thinktank bullshit or legit?

GEX is just open interest on hedges. It should go way up just before/during a downturn.

>>19471075
well, it seems the stars are aligning

Can somebody shill me on NIO? It seems to be breaking out bigly

>>19470997
Pretty much convinced that a nuclear winter is priced in at this point

is DOCU the TSLA of tech right now?

ITS MOONING LIKE CRAZY

>>19471075
and dix is just like a percent change calculation from hs physics right?

I think technical analysis is kind of gay, but I got a 5 in AP econ and was top of my class macro class of 250 in college.

Is there an easy source to learn basic technical analysis, enough to be passable, which actually goes into the story behind the equations vs worshiping them as valuable in and of themselves? I can't stomach math that forgets it's just an approximation of actual shit going on.

>wake up
>see this
there i go masturbating again

mfw SP500 will hit 4000 in 2020 or beginning of 2021 when the race war and china man virus is gone

>>19470744
sounds fucking worthless and even if even on the off chance some some units have it they wouldn't just contract a company for cheap drones. any drone you can get off amazon used would do.

Yikes mumu

>>19471174
are those options?

>>19471114
>nio
>chinese
why am i seeing stock very so often. i would stay clear from it

>>19471174
got any good german share to buy some calls ?

a bart is happening on futures, can dump a bit any moment now

>>19471246
Everyone told me that and then it went up 40% in less than two weeks. It doesn’t look like it’s about to crash

>>19470221
about 4.3k $

>>19471209
>autonomous flying mustard gaz launcher
Pretty sure the limitations are only moral

>>19471075
>GEX is just open interest on hedges. It should go way up just before/during a downturn.
wrong
>>19471128
>and dix is just like a percent change calculation from hs physics right?
wrong
>I think technical analysis is kind of gay
yes

>>19471240
turbo certificates/knock-outs
Brentx2, WTIx2 (bought last week)
DAX (bought just before closing on Friday)

if ZM reports earnings of $203M, it would take them 283.5 years to earn $57.56B which is their current market cap

just putting that out there

>>19471289
Have you done even the slightest bit of DD on their financial/market position? People are just YOLOing into it thinking it's the next 10x. It's a complete wad of shit and you'll be stuck holding the bags.

>>19471340
how much leverage?

>>19471347
Well that dumb fomo money seems to really pay better than my smart positions

>>19471174
>>19471340
I dislike this shit.
I know that Planet Fitness will implode but I can't guarantee that it won't go over 70 until then. Knockouts are completely worthless in this scenario but there isn't anything else on plnt on the german market.

>>19471354
10/5 on the oil
30 on the DAX

>>19471191
>So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
>Be prepared for sensational news
>A shining new era
>Is tiptoeing nearer
>And where do we feature?
>Just listen to teacher
>I know it sounds sordid
>But you'll be rewarded
>When at last I am given my dues
>And injustice deliciously squared
>Be prepared!

>>19471365
>smart positions
Maybe they aren't that smart then

>>19471365
I feel your pain, but rest assured it will correct.

>>19471366
then play it conservatively and/or with tight SLs?

>>19471346
I want to buy zoom puts so bad but I also don't want to see my portfolio deleted in seconds

>>19471380
Same

>>19468972
>how do you guys find value
>just buy anything of value
nig

I have $6.27 in buying power. $22.37 if I use margin. What's my best move?

If you want a lotto stock then buy PLYZ

>>19471416
Go long on Ruger. Or buy a call

>>19471379
>with tight SLs?
eh doesn't fit my thesis

>>19471380
i couldn't help myself
if this shit doesn't sink after today, i'm turning options off entirely

>>19471416
Amazon.com, tools and home improvement, hardware, rope, "solid braid nylon rope".

>>19471436
uh ok

>>19471439
Which one did you get?

>>19471515
2X 6/26 $195

Let's say I want Exxon for 500 EUR.
Open+close + holding 3 months costs me 4,7%
I AM GETTING RAPED AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

I don't watch Bloomberg or CNBC and I was wondering, what is the media saying about this recovery? What's their explanation?

>>19471378
I don’t know man, my DD always tells me there’s big things coming. I wish I bought calls to become rich

I moved 2k USD today, buys? Guns, PFE, 3x leverage?

SSL BROS REPORT

you did buy, didn't you?

>he's right you know

>>19471612
Yes of course and buy even more today.

>>19471612
SSL was shitting the bed before any of this happened
>putting any money into South Africa

Lads, friends, m80s. Please gather round.

I got my fist divvy payment today. They laid me for nothing. The stock has already grown in value, portfolio is green. They still paid me.
Rona can get fucked, my divvies are safe, my divvies are backed by strong business.
I've made it. You too can make it. We are all going to make it!

>>19470050
I say we offer 200k USD to every adult black male to revoke his US citizenship and move to an African country of his choice, then another 50k to the local government to grant them new citizenship. That's essentially 250k of spending power inserted into the local economy so Zimbabwe or whatever will take that deal.

>>19471664
hard upvote

>>19469477
How do you predict the distributions in practice?

>>19471664
liked and subscribed

>giant race war happening right now
>everyone suddenly forgot about covid 19
sooooo whens the second wave gonna hit? everyone at these riots got infected

>>19469378
It's a fucking win and I am kicking myself for investing in real guns instead of gun stocks when covid kicked off. These riots are going to hype sales and then we have the election which is also going to hype sales. We will probably get a mass shooting on a minecraft server in between that time too. The major problem I see is the supply isn't going to keep up with demand.

>https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/people-who-turned-upwork-find-freelance-gigs-say-they-were-n1218421
Short UPWK

>>19471543
Use interactive brokers or something if you're europoor and don't have a decent service. The custody fee is pure bullshit, I had to work with Swiss banks for some time - those were the most retarded shit I've seen ever, huge fees, retarded bankers and they route everything through the same American banks like GS or ML.

>>19471661
As a young capitalist bleeding heart anon, I got 4000$ worth of EZA for graduation. A more than decade later, still haven't a cent.

"Africa is a fucking toilet cesspool okay, you don't go there with the intention of doing anything other than mining gold or diamonds."
-Samuel J Hyde

Fuck Africa, especially South Africa, they have no excuse. Natural resources out the ass, massive infrastructure, no legitimate contenders for regional rivals, geographically perfect position, and they go a fuck it over the side of the boat to turn it into a corrupt kleptocracy within 10 years.

>>19470924
>>19470936
Thanks I will consider, probably ask around /k/ I have no clue about guns and how to handle them. But just in case somebody wants to jog through my house, I would like to be prepared.

>>19471725
>We will probably get a mass shooting on a minecraft server in between that time too.
are you having a stroke or something?

>>19471733
i was referring to the genocide but yeah, all that stuff too

>>19471723
Infected with what?

How come nobody in /smg/ posts their P/L?

>>19471729
in my experience, IB has the worst possible interface and the 10 dollar a month fee makes it bullshit if you want to buy and hold. Also, not easy to get a margin account thus doing swing trading is near impossible, and in this fake market I would never even dream of just buying and holding. The only upside is that if you invest more than 100k, the fees stop. But it's still bullshit. I haven't found a decent broker for europoors yet.

>>19471751
>not getting one of the most used chan's memes

will people take ZM profits PRIOR to earnings or wait until after? i'd love to be able to unload puts today

>>19471785
i hold a 195 put and im bleeding money already, i normally expect prior earnings to take profits

>>19471775
day one was the last day of me hoping tankers would actually do something

So when's the moon for all these gun and oil stocks I got shilled yesterday? Good buys btw, thanks anons.

>>19471796
195 gang, bro. i think you're the one who picked that up yesterday same time i did. what's your cost? i picked up 2 @ 16.50

>>19471796
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/stocks--us-futures-higher-economic-optimism-overshadows-unrest-2189399

This is the headline you're looking for if you're short anything rn. The market has finally disappeared inside its own asshole. Give it two days anon.

>>19471800
That's the weekly, anon. Tap over a few times.......

>>19471814
yeap, got mine for 13 but shit mate im bleeding money , you gonna hold ?

>>19471819
my b they just changed it from 3 months highs because futures are crashing back now

>>19471819
ZM is its own animal ATM

>>19471543
Yeah, german broker commissions are autismo
I thought it is normal until i found out burgers can buy stocks for like 0,1% total cost
We pay 10eur plus fixed
I thought about going to Captrader
Not sure about Brexit though..

>>19471827
i don't want to remember tankers

>>19471830
hell yeah i'm holding. this'll be the 4th pnd on the 3M chart for ZM. there's no way it just continues on up i don't think any sane person is actually long on ZM

>>19469296
he got away

>>19471849
good luck bro, i hope those puts print

>>19471775
I would, but I don't have an easy way of showing it.

Looking green today.. Worlds gone to shit, the virus,riots, president putting the insurrection act on the table but hey everything else is green baby green.. I hope they pass the check bill round 2 cause I want another 2400 bucks.

>>19471830
wait when did you buy at 13? or are you not in 6/26

FUTURES ARE DUMPING AAAAAAA

>>19471775
I do, but the newfags are judgemental tards that don't understand survivorship bias, so most don't find it very rewarding to do so.

Stonks just keep going up and I can't understand why.

Its fantastic

>>19471908
An anon with testicles, you might be a tripfag but you're definitely gmi.

>>19471775
>be shit
hurr durr poorfag lmao
>be good
hurr durr inspect element llamo

There's no point in doing so

>>19471933
>An anon with testicles
Thank you.
I told all the faggot bears that I'd eat my dick if I don't hold this shit till the all-time high.
I haven't had a single sell order since July 2019, and I plan on sticking to my word just as I was preaching months ago.

>>19471913
its all orchestrated by design to suck money out of the goym, then once enough time has passed its gonna dump to zero

>>19472046
you DO understand that isn't possible, right?

options moves today boyos?

>>19471913
hopefully +2% at open so I can get puts cheap when the crash hits this week

>>19468738
What's the happs, /smg/? Any predictions on who's going the same way as AESE yesterday? Tech and tankers have served me well, but I'm still gun shy on emerging markets

>>19472111
>tankers have served me well
you were only in them for a week or you're a liar

>>19468963
I just look at GREEN GOOD BLUE VERY GOOD

>>19472111
My roommate made 10k on AESE yesterday. Lucky bastard.

>>19471774
Yellow fever. Sideways pussy 4 lyfe, bitches!

>>19472136
if he didn't immediately get out, he proceeded to lose 4k

>>19472136
wow, that is one toxic looking chart, nice pump and dump

>>19471897
no im 06/11

>>19472150
He did, he told me about it too but I'm still butthurt about his last "hot pick" that burned me.

>>19472171
got you. from the look of the chart that should be good enough
the previous 4 times it's done this, it was back down to its original price within the week

Covid comes from a laboratory? What’s the probability of the rioters to get it?

new thread?

>>19472205
Slightly higher than 0% if they are over 90 years old.

>>19472196
do you think its retailers pumping that shit ? or
Jerome himself

>>19472129
Eight weeks

>>19472136
Yeah, someone I know made a bit less than that and got out of it okay

>>19472236
not a clue. if it's jerome, he's making a shitload of money
idk who's getting burned by this repeated pnd factory. they must keep finding new people
the order book is crazy thin
it honestly looks like miniature pump and dumps inside one big pump and dump

NEW THREAD WHEN?????

Don't tell me you'll make a new thread just because I posted?

>>19472208
>>19472304

Here you go, habibis:
>>19472312
>>19472312
>>19472312

>>19472317
aw you shouldn't have

>>19472317
thanks boss

>>19472322
Don't browse it all in one place.

>>19472061
of course it's possible. rona and oil 'crisis' are both staged events to crash the market.

the plan is to crash the market, then once confidence returns, a ton of new money enters the market (you are here), confidence builds for a period of time and then (wave 2) hits, market dumps and everyone loses everything

Index chads report in!

>>19472574
Look at that headcanon lmao.

>>19470912
Stay away from .40 s&w they don’t hold their value