/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19437560
>UK
It was over for you before it even began.

>>19437560
Bump for interest

>>19437560
You don't, you wait for DSR like %'s to come back, and you compound with stuff like Suterusu.

>>19437560
Asian nail salons and ''massage'' parlors will trade you cash for crypto. Trade at your own risk they can also ''rob'' you.

>>19437585
UK is unironically one of the best countries to live/be born in

>>19437655
no bro, at the end of the day none of these gains are locked in until ive put the £ back in my uk account

once you start to transfer money from exchanges to your bank the glowies will come after u

>>19437560
buy gold with bitcoin, sell gold with no tax whatsoever

profit

>>19437697
>UK is unironically one of the best countries to live/be born in

Scotland is nice, england is pretty shit

>>19437697
>UK is unironically one of the best countries to live/be born in
Says fucking who?
t. britbong

>>19437936
me, a britbong
but oh yeah i forgot, hating uk is le funny british self deprecating meme

bump
T. Norfen Britbong

>>19438148
It's not a meme, I legitimately want to know by what metric we're the best place ever. We never top any international meme indexes of happiness, freedom etc, economically we're fine but not really top top tier. Culturally, socially, is up for debate. If you meant we're not Africa-tier therefore amazing that's fine but 'one of the best' is too bullish for me

>>19437697
They can be with SUTER kek

>>19438360
>>19438148
My dear bongs, I am a med who spent 5 years in Scotland studying STEM.

The good:
Bongs are extremely professional, well-organised and have incredible university institutions. Not a single complain I have for the university I attended. Scots are more approachable and friendly than the English, but both are still way behind any med. The UK has the best scenery I have ever witnessed. The north and the western isles are simply incredible in everyway. Bureaucracy is very limited, safety is a top priority in the workplace and elsewhere.

The bad:
Most people are dead-on NPCs and it is hard to form honest relationships with people. Everyone spits out the same generic BS, political discussions revolve around the number of genders and pronouns, people take anti-depressants like its paracetamol. I came to believe that this stems from the wageslave culture and the fact that you don't know how to live happily; bongs don't find happiness in meals, hiking, swimming. They just drink their sadness away every Friday to forget the depressing sky over them. Also, because it is cold and there are no big roaches in the UK, it is acceptable to leave plates soaking for 2 months.

>>19438574
Nailed it

>>19437560
Bittylicious, Pretty sure binance UK (jersey) but i'd avoid that scam,
>>19437697
>UK is unironically one of the best countries to live/be born in
Based, I love Ireland to though. But our passport is immeasurably better b/c of the tax havens on offer.
>>19438360
>Culturally, socially,
pub culture is why Uk/Ireland is so great
>>19438574
>hey just drink their sadness away every Friday to forget the depressing sky over them. Also, because it is cold and there are no big roaches in the UK, it is acceptable to leave plates soaking for 2 months.
This is bang on except the friday part. Its any day that ends in a Y. where you from?

Ok fellow britbongs,
the below link is an xls sheet with a list of the ETFs they bought. Guy don't go all in. Please be aware that EFT still carry liability even after the ETF is worth nothing.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/publications/files/smccf-transition-specific-disclosures-5-29-20.xlsx

You are fucking USELESS /biz

OP, you are from EU (still). Go to Portugal, get a residence. After 6 months you can open a bank account. The taxes in crypto in Portugal are like 2%, a joke.

>>19438574
Fairly accurate, I don't like most aspects of my country and culture. But recognise the pros are pretty accurate, safety is a big deal here to the point where it's quite possibly over the top. I don't get the scenery aspect though, I find UK scenery incredibly boring, but that is likely because I live here and every other place seems way cooler.

Kraken has pretty low fees

>>19438574
>Scots are more approachable and friendly than the English
Cheers m8!

>>19437560
>only putting back in what i originally invested, so i dont think tax should be an issue?
Jesus Christ you have no idea, what are you, 17?

>>19438729
>After 6 months you can open a bank account.
You can open one before that from what I see. the issue is you need to be away for 1 full year (you can come back for 12 days I think), if you withdraw before then, the UK can claim its theirs.
>The taxes in crypto in Portugal are like 2%, a joke.
Its zero
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2019/09/19/portugal-tax-authorities-clarify-that-buying-or-selling-cryptocurrency-is-tax-free/#1d6adfc477e3

>>19437697
not for taxes or pretty much anything related to personal freedom m80

>>19438821
Mutt spotted
Have you ever left your state? You have no clue what your on about.

>>19437560
I'm waiting on my monero card to come in.
Then I can IBAN transfer to my main bank or withdraw in cash.
I just don't know if I want to start using it yet.
I could have 4% draw down yearly and meet all my material needs forever.
Or I'm thinking about going back to school or starting a small freelance business which would require some "starting capital."
Or if i keep wage slaving for another year and there's another 10x in the cards, I'll have income and I'll be able to buy a nice condo and never work again.

>>19438857
Whatcha holdin

>>19438851
I'm a bong you tard
do you really think we're free here with hate speech laws getting people fired/arrested for being rude on the internet, commie tier firearms and self defense laws and a fucking 45% top bracket income tax?

>>19438897
LINK, in an amount that puts me in the top 500 wallets.

>>19438907
Kek, Please don't tell me you fell for the Burger PR.
I've lived in that shithole & even turned down its shite tear passport. FYI I pay WAY less tax here. I have much more freedom here, the US is a police state.

AMA, cause you don't know how good you have it.

>>19438978
>tear
tier

>>19438978
I don't want to live there either (although I do like the idea of having a big fuckoff farm in the deep south and a ton of guns)

>>19437697
bittylicious, do it quick before they implement new regulations.

>>19439020
>I don't want to live there either
Switzerland sounds like the best option then, save your pennies Anon
>although I do like the idea of having a big fuckoff farm in the deep south and a ton of guns
I noticed

>>19439037
>implement new regulations.
What do you mean? Been using these cunts for fuckin years

>>19439053
>why yes I am a schizoposter tier conspiracy theorist, how can you tell
but seriously Switzerland does look very nice, the only issue is the relatively high cost of living but hopefully I'll make it to the point where that doesn't matter at all

>>19439077
>Switzerland does look very nice
webm related
I'm surprised how many guns we actually have in this country. Now granted that I live in the villages. I actually know more gun owners here, yes the main majority is shotguns.
>I'll make it to the point where that doesn't matter at all
This is when you'll see how powerful your passport is compared to others. The way I think about it britain has power from being the largest tax jurisdiction/fx markets. They want to keep these ties the offshore the way they are so they won't implement a US style global taxation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8

Also read my thing about the ETFs bought by the FED >>19438671

you can't

Hey guys I'm looking to cash out +100k fiat in the near future by borrowing against my stack so it doesn't incur a tax event. How do I make this clear to the IRS that the money came from a loan so I don't get butt fucked.

>>19438671
>where you from?
Cyprus. Another thing I must mention is how, because of British colonialism in part, we are a based, functional country (although you did fuck as up by D&C tactics leading to 1974).
We lack the horrible bureaucracy of Greece.
We adopted the British sense of collectivism and national unity which formed in WW2; people pay their taxes here. Every business will give a receipt and will give to the state, otherwise customers will complain or snitch you. If you visited Greece, you know that they never give receipts in restaurants to tax evade.

Also, the "this is a 10/10 in bongland" is mostly false. This is a 10/10 in bong land:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHtl2CRMXc

>>19438757
Have you been to John O' Groats? Have you seen the whales from the 200m high cliffs?
Isle of Mull? Iona? Ullapool? Lake district.
I will never forget the comfy cold, breezy nights. After a long trek in molten glacier with the herd of deer, the icicles, the occasional beam penetrating the clouds, the incredibly fresh air, the water, the lakes, the lack of bugs. The caves, the Gaelic signs, the endless castles the overwhelming volcanic rock formations on the northwestern coast. The Smoo cave... It was so cold yet so comfy bros