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19425506 No.19425506 [Reply] [Original]

M 29, ripped as hell. Today I went to my dentist. She is a bit older lady. She told me I am beautiful like a ken doll. How can I profit from this?

>> No.19425518

I too have always found it mildly erotic when a female doctor is in my mouth

>> No.19425583

You just profited, a woman told you you were beautiful. That's the profit. Congratulations.

>> No.19425644

>>19425506
Fuck her in the pussy bro

>> No.19425722

>>19425583
This, that's it. No, she does not want to have sex with you, this is where most men fall short thinking everything coming from a woman may or may not he a sexual advance

>> No.19425747 [DELETED] 

>>19425506
>ken doll

isnt ken supposed to be a homo dickless figure?

>> No.19425768

>>19425506
just creampie her dude, if you had any social sensibilities you'd already be hot and sweaty banging her over her bathroom counter not asking a bunch of conspiracy theorist gamblers how to fuck milfs

>> No.19425788

>>19425506
>>19425506
>ken doll

isnt ken supposed to be a homo dickless figure?

>> No.19425831

Become a male model dumbass. If that is true you will have life only few can dream of. Nothing more valuable that genuine desire from females in this earth.

>> No.19425840

>having a female dentist

that was your first fuck up

>> No.19426000

>>19425840
wrong, females have tinier hands which are better in dentistry

>> No.19426012

As a dentist I also tell my patients they look like ken dolls

>> No.19426017

>>19425506
she wants your dick.

>> No.19426200

>>19426000
All women are whores.

IQ is less than that of a man.

>> No.19426245

>>19426000
checked and keked. they have tiny hands and tiny brains. you're about to lose your teeth gains

>> No.19426260

>>19425788

Exactly. The faggot was probably wearing tight pants and all the Technicians were making fun of Mr Small Dick and the uppity Tech who had to brush his skank ass teeth made fun of him. Idiot walks away thinking he got a compliment.

>> No.19426319

>>19426200
Ok, but that doesn't mean they can't do proper fillings. My female dentists are amazing. I don't care that they are whores as long as they get job done well

>> No.19426422

>>19426319
NGMI

>> No.19426427

>>19426422
coper

>> No.19426445

>>19425506
>goes to dentist
>listens to the FUCKING ROBBERs bullshit as his wallet is being emptied
only one person profiting in this relationship dude
protip: its not you

>> No.19426503

>>19426319
You will care when you get a HPV infection because you let a diseased slag hover over your wide open mouth

>> No.19426689

>>19425831
Anon, I am almost 30 :/
That is for younger folks, not boomers...

>> No.19426736

>>19425583
Well, I thought if I can get some free procedures, but my teeth are generally good so not sure if there s the need for anything. She already didn't want to charge me for some minor things, was like, "Nah, that one is on the house", wink wink....

>> No.19426761

>>19425583
Also, you might be correct. The feeling is really good when someone tells you that you are really beautiful... I got used to hearing that I am good looking, but its not often that someone tells you that you are really good looking...so I guess I wanted to share that with my biz bros...

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>>19425788
Checked. OP is a fag.

>> No.19426801

>>19425722
>this is where most men fall short thinking everything coming from a woman may or may not be a sexual advance
this was a pill that took me years to swallow