/biz/ - Business & Finance

Premium is your gf

Why shouldn't I put all my life savings on MARK puts, /biz/?

futures arent working for me on investing. what is it at? are they pumpi ng?

>>19395186
I'm surprised the OP remained intact all day.

>>19395212
They are ever so slightly red of flat.

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>>19395212
They decided to shut it all down and give us all a break for a few days

>>19395186
>happy edition for good feels and money making trades
Can we have a non racist edition too?

>"I CAN'T BREATHE" is now a slogan during covid19 pandemic
>thousands of blacks have allegedly died from the wuflu but blacks are only rioting now because 1 black guy died from police brutality
heh

OHHH BIG AMERICAN MAN I SQQQ YOU LAONG TIME?

>>19395225
Gtfo 4chan you bluepilled NPC

>>19395225
this
>>19395227
grow up

Should I liquidate CVS? Bought 345 CFDs (X5 leverage) at 60.74. My target is 71.12 for 3581.10$ profit. Waiting for algos to fire up when price is close to 69.50 to close the huge gap. If current stock price rises by 2% three days in a row or 3% two days in a row, it should get there. I opened my position almost a month ago, after earnings. It beat expectations and results were much better than last year. They did not withdrew year guidance. I work at a pharmacy (not in the US, though) and things have been pretty good (compared to what everyone is expecting) in Q2 so far. Looking at current economic situation, sector performance and company balance sheet, fundamentals are solid, IMO.

Thing is, I'm not sure how June will play out. Tomorrow SP500 should fire up (since the month is almost over) but that could kill the juicy in the beginning of the month and CVS could continue to consolidate in the 68-64 range for weeks. CFD fees are now at 4.18$ per day (almost 3 fold what they were initially) and I'm not certain when will CVS hit the target (assuming nothing changes). Should I take the chance and run with my gut or sell now and lock in half my profit?

>>19395208
because options are a scam

>>19395222
based
never get tired of seeing that funny bunny

>>19395234
baste SQQQtard

GEOS calls?

>>19395208
>>19395208
I’m going to say no that stupid pic is some poor retard trying to make fun of business worth more than his family.

>>19395225
Do you have to keep baiting the newfags like this?

>>19395249
>thinking 4chan was ever right wing before magapedes
I can guarantee he's been here longer than you, newfag.

>>19395251
i wanna "grow" up inside your boipucci, faggot

We've bottomed, Thank you Jerome and Robert. Only up from the bottom.

>>19395273
>I was here first mom TELL HIM I WAS HERE FIRST AND THAT MY OPINION IS BETTER

Yay

>>19395212
S&P futures are down 3.25 points or .11%

Is this a big deal?
It seems like... maybe it's not a big deal.

>U.S. FDA approves Eli Lilly's diagnostic agent for Alzheimer's disease
>6:10 PM ET, 05/28/2020 - Reuters
>May 28 (Reuters) - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Thursday approved drugmaker Eli Lilly and Co's radioactive compound to detect tau, an important characteristic of Alzheimer's disease.

>Abnormal versions of two proteins, amyloid and tau, are involved in Alzheimer's disease and considered hallmarks of the brain-wasting disease.

>The FDA said Lilly's compound, Tauvid, is the first drug that has gained the approval to detect tau tangles within the brain. This marks a leap from the current method of detection, which is to study the brains of people who have died.

>Tau forms neurofibrillary tangles within neurons in the brains of people with Alzheimer's disease.

>Eli Lilly's agent is given to patients intravenously and binds to certain sites in the brain where tau is known to form. The brain can then be imaged with a PET scan to identify these tangles.

>Lilly's compound is meant for the diagnosis and not treatment of Alzheimer's, which is one of the top 10 leading causes of death in the United States.

>>19395286
>mom
lmaoing at you

>>19395225
I vote for a more racist edition.

Otherwise/biz/ is going to turn into a section 8 housing in California

>>19395310
use this image and bake the next edition then

>>19395249
Mhhmm, get over here and start licking and sucking my balls you fucking faggot.

>1986/1990: US and Saudi Arabia collude to increase Saudi oil production, dropping oil prices and damaging Russia's economy, helping instigate the collapse of the USSR.
Fast-forward.
>Begin de-dollarization of Russia partly in response to US sanctions.
>Become largest global purchaser of gold.
>Coronavirus hits, resulting in huge demand shocks, including oil.
>Withdraw from production cuts, spurring global oil glut and bringing US shale and energy independence to its knees, potentially requiring massive government intervention.
>Cripple 10% of US GDP in the near-term.
>Unknown medium-term economic consequences of US quarantines.
>Unrest brewing.
What's the next step in his master plan?

>>19395186
I like this thread!
>>19395287
I like these qt's being qt!

>>19395252
I'd say take partial profit.

>>19395310
>section 8 housing in California

>>19395364
>Forgot image

>>19395225

I have 15k in crypto and 0 in stink market.

>>19395278
The fed is reading tea leaves like the rest of us

>HE BOUGHT THE TOP
>HE DOUBLED DOWN ON HIS CALLS AT THE TOP
>HE WILLINGLY WALKED INTO THE GREATEST BULLTRAP IN HISTORY
aaaaaaaaaaaaAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19395273
4chan has always been edgy and contrarian. It's just that these days acting like a boomer is the chief edgelord strategy.

Bears can you crash the market please? I want TMUS cheapies.

>>19395414
wow a whole 15k? insane my dude.

>>19395335
>activate sexy KGB agent Nastasha Yiminova to go undercover as stripper in minnesota
>she seduces a local police officer named Derek Chauvin
>she then kisses a black bouncer in front of Derek
>Derek is spiritually crushed and his hatred of blacks reaches a tipping point
>during a routine stop of a black man, Derek uses excessive force and kills said black man
>riots start habbening right when US stocks were in a "reopening" rally.

>>19395411
crop your images dummytard
that looks awful

>>19395287
Yay!

a n i m e

>>19395448
nice choice. based TMUS.

>>19395449
Right? That 15k was 40K a year ago Haha

>He didn't buy SPY calls at 3:50 pm
lamo

>>19395434
Wtf I love cunny posters now

It's not "my image."

Police scanner:
>Strike teams we need leaders down at Target
>Strike teams we need solutions to this now
Radio silence
>STRIKE TEAMS

>>19395462
kek, does this count as "Russian election interference"

>>19395434
I got fucking margin called. So we can go down now.

>>19395498
Correct, I bought spy calls at near open. Next-week dated. I had puts going into close but sold them last second to lock in profit since I think AH is just too volatile to hold through.

>>19395505
well you posted it so it's your responsibility
nice job, that's much better

>>19395538
bullshit.
only degenerate gamblers trade on margin

what are you boys going long on? or are you waiting for a big fat summer dip?

>>19395557
>it's your responsibility
[citation needed]

>>19395498
im kill if this doesnt work

>>19395538
at least you have a gf..............

>>19395434
>Megumin
>cunny
I'm thinking of filing a report with the Federal Trade Cunnyssion

why am I so unlucky?

everytime I research a stock through screeners, valuation, reading articles and opinions, learning the business and then decide I should buy, it'll be up 10% at open the next day. or at least 4%

last sunday/monday I found mdu, skyw, aeye, cw to buy. the only one that did not go up all of a sudden was aeye but it was also the one I had spent less time doing research and wasn't so sure, but today I said fuck it and put an order to buy at 7.50 50 shares at around 12pm (when I was having lunch at work) because it was trading around that price I figured it would go down.

Get to the end of the day and realize that not only my order never got in, it had gone up 19% for the day. Fuck this shit.


I ended up buying CHR.TO. An airline company that is kind of dependent on air canada, but if Air canada doesn't go burst, this one should go up 2 to 4x. I bought 50 shares at 2.89. I tried buying on monday at 2.77 but my fucking broker sucks sometimes (on yahoo finance it said 2.75 so I don't know why 2.77 didn't go in when I know for a fact they have a 1cent spread)

lots of crybabies and hopium over here:
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/MARK

>>19395558
>big dip
Crabbing will continue but nothing big is coming. VIX is going to go down. It may dip in fall/winter because of lack of Vitamin D and S.A.D.

http://lisakramer.com/aer-sad.pdf

>>19395576
You have hate in your heart. Renounce your racism and you'll be free.

>>19395576
>I bought 50 shares at 2.89. I tried buying on monday at 2.77 but my fucking broker sucks sometimes (on yahoo finance it said 2.75 so I don't know why 2.77 didn't go in when I know for a fact they have a 1cent spread)
Who is your broker? Prices sometimes lag like 15 minutes on some sites and on some brokers you need to click reload to get the current price.

>>19395576
I don't even know where to begin. How can you fuck up this badly so consistently? This clearly isn't for you. You should just quit.

>>19395576
what broker did you use, why didn't your AEYE order go through? why are you complaining to us when you could call up your broker and see if they can look into why your orders aren't triggering. fucking A man i would be mad too. but you are not really going to get a solution from blogposting on /biz/

>>19395576
It's because you're putting too much intelligence into your trades.

You need to be as retarded as the market in these special times.

>>19395558
>Holdiing a position for more than 1 day
Ain't nobody got time for that.

Oh well, hey at least thanks to the dip I can bag more MRO on the cheap and knock my avg down a bit in the process.

>>19395630
I'm a firm proponent of the idea that you either need to be exceptionally intelligent or extremely stupid stubborn to win at the market. Normies in the middle blown out constantly.

>>19395251
>oh no the hecking niggerinos

>>19395558
Long on nothing, waiting for a better position. Don't care if that only happens after everything is at ATH, not buying when shit's sketchy like it is now and I have no read on where anything is going. I'd rather get 20% over the year on a solid position than a coinflip chance on 30% with no telling if the gains will even hold.

He guys, I heard now is a good time to buy stocks. People are talking a lot about this virus thing but I don't see the big deal. Nothing changed where I live. The news has been saying this is a really good time to buy stocks because the virus thing over and we are opening up. I was thinking of buying some Facebook or Amazon, I use those all time. What do you guys think?

>>19395695
>I can't breaf

>>19395729
Good idea

Why did stocks dump today bro’s I went from +$513 to $64 today

>>19395186

What do you guys think i should put $1,000 in? Im looking at Boeing, as well as some high dividend etfs.

>>19395729
Buy high sell low, classic biz.

>>19395610
I'd agree if I wasn't a nihilistic degenerate.

>>19395612
wealthsimple and questrade. I use wealthsimple for canadian stocks or lower than 300usd trades
it does have a 15min lag, that's why I use yahoo app to find out and google or tsx website. I don't know what happened that day. It's like I am cursed to be miserable

>>19395613
problem is I want to do this for a living lol
I am enrolled for cfa level 3 next december

>>19395627
for AEYE I used questrade in canada. It didn't go through because the stock was trading between 7.30 and 7.60 at that point. I figured 7.50 would be good

the one that did not go through was CHR (a canadian airline)

How much will a successful SpaceX launch affect Tesla stock?

I'm thinking it's the best current way to invest in SpaceX, just hoping the rocket doesn't crash.

Thoughts?

>>19395729
Do it.

>>19395782
BA is nice for a long. Don’t be weak handed, HOLD. Nice time to catch the dip now.

>>19395789
>wealthsimple and questrade. I use wealthsimple for canadian stocks or lower than 300usd trades
>it does have a 15min lag, that's why I use yahoo app to find out and google or tsx website. I don't know what happened that day. It's like I am cursed to be miserable

I've used questrade. Mash that reload button.

>>19395729
> I was thinking of buying some Facebook or Amazon, I use those all time. What do you guys think?
>buy high, sell low

Looks like you been in /biz/ for a while, uh?

>>19395789
not advice but for me if i'm certain about something i just market order it, especially if it's for something illiquid or low volume.

Put simply; if end of march or though out april, and may you didn't buy or dollar average down on existing positions your just letting gains out the ass get away from you. Airlines are (or were) still 50% off from the highs. That's basically double your wad for free. Cause once people start moving again, economy opens up, those airline stocks are going right back to those highs. Same with oil stocks. Granted those may take a bit longer but if that company also deals with gas the rebound may be quicker. Why; winter pure and simple. All those houses sucking that gas. Then the increased oil sucking going on as the year moves on.

>>19395798
How much will a shower of cogs and springs affect Tesla stock?

Did anyone take my advice on selling tqqq today?

>>19395798
It won't directly. Power to the cult of Elon of course, but nothing substantial and, probably nothing visible in the price action.

>>19395729
I would not, Facebook and Amazon are elephants, and elephants do not gallop

>>19395882
So I'd be better off putting 500$ on something like >>19395853 this anon is saying longterm than hope for a short term Tesla jump?

So far I've stuck to long term solutions and while they pay off over time I was hoping to make some quick bux.

>>19395853
I agree with you on the airlines. Oil/gas is its own beast and shouldn't be long hodled in the boomer style of way.

>>19395896
Ok, then what about buying stock in iPhone?

>>19395915
>quick bux
Over time this strat doesn't work. You get burned too often to make the gains worthwhile. It's fine every once in a while but make sure you're confident on it and the stars are aligning right. And hedge your risk.

>>19395864
I agree but the average Tesla shareholder/ vehicle owner is nigger tier retarded.

Tesla vehicles crash and burn due to manufacturer defect at least once every other week and hasn't affected it.

Fireworks would probably drop and make the stock sky rocket

Sqqq is creeping up

>>19395941
>making money is retarded
retard detected

>>19395962
Classic biz.

I think the NASDAQ was going crab down which is why Trump made the announcement when he down, was supposed to hit a new hit today or overnight

>>19395925
Appl just went on a big run. I wouldn't buy right now but I'm no expert.

>>19396010
Chynar is going to pay, bigly.

>>19396000
Do feel like tomorrow is going to good? I don't want to see shit down but idk

>>19396029
Depends on whatever cheetoh Jesus says about China and how they respond. It's a game of chicken but both of these chickens have had their heads cut off and are just running around aimlessly.

>>19395325
>Darkness
>Not Darky
Come on ernie get your shit together

>>19395789
>he didn't defer l3 until June '21

ngmi

Anyone know what time the Chyna press conference is tomorrow?

>>19395771
Greed, three days on non stop bull run, take your green shiz and wait for the inevitable correction, buy in again, ride the next wave, gotta get out before the top, cuz it never happens the way you want it to.

>>19396123
It’s trump so, probably ~5~6PM est
But no I don’t know

>>19395225
No you gay nigger, fuck off back to whatever gay baby safe space your stupid dumb cake boy ass crawled from.

>>19396137
Hehe he, trading has never been so easy.

pee pee poo poo
i'm short DB

>>19396185
>gambling has never been so easy

It's so quiet. Did everyone get scared of the sudden drop? It's still too early for a second leg down, assuming there would be one.

>>19396322
Is this the third one still or did they move on to a fourth one?

>>19396322
>yfw 4chan turns the Target logo into a hate symbol

I mean it already has a pretty fascist aesthetic to it.

>>19395557
you must be new here

3000 is now support right ?
This is a dip right ?
Buy the dip right ?

>>19396322

>>19396382
sure

>>19396362
Is this a Buy Signal for Target?

>>19396322
Why are they targeting target? I wasn't paying attention to chimpout #198718517340

Looks like the joggers are jogging extra hard in the bronx today.

>>19396253
I'm long C.

>>19396362
Nah it's an anglo symbol.

>>19396382
Down she goes to about 2900-2800, then back up to 3200++.

HAHAHAAA AN ENTIRE WEEK OF CRABBING SO FUCKING FUNNY AAAAAAAAA

>>19396378
:^)

>>19396362
fug... do I sell or buy more?
does BLM outside of minneapolis hate target?

HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOUR NON-MINNEAPOLIANS ABOUT TAGET BEING RACISS OR EVIL???

>>19396382
I'm like... trying to digest this shit... nah i don't think 3k is support we might smash that tomorrow... wait for trump to talk about china and wait for them orientals to open.

>24 years old
>30k net worth

am i doing well for my age, /smg/?

>>19396425
>spy 293-305 in one week is crabbing
>>>/r/eddit/

Holy gap down. Did we just get bombed or something?

I've been hearing about this damn trade war for like 4 years. You mean to tell me that after COVID-19 lockdown there are STILL companies that haven't made their supply chains maybe not so reliant on China?

>>19396438
Now get married and it will tend to 0.

>>19396444
yea this is one of the greenest weeks we've had so far, barely a crab. if you zoom out and look at the whole month, however, we're hella crabbing. Also, SPY is at 303 and its going to go even lower tomorrow, probably will break through the 300 floor honestly.

>>19396436
You cash right now baggie? I got out today and right now am sitting with a slightly larger pile of cash waiting to see where this shit show of a circus goes. I feel like whenever a new month rolls in it brings a new swing to the market.

>>19396444
RETARD

>>19396403
Target pays the cops to keep the area "nice" and "clean" by having a dedicated squad car, and the nig killing happened right next to a Target so I guess the argument is Target funded the death of a bright young aspiring doctor

>mom found my secret hotdogs again

i wish hummel bros were a public company, i would buy their stock

>>19396477
i got these nasdaq future contracts im short. they want me to give them more money, but i'm still confident in my position so i'm going to re-evaluate constantly.

>>19395273
They have been here all along but it used to be everyone ignored them so they trolled other ways and stuck to their own threads. Now they have a ton of willing participants to get upset and derail threads with, which has always been the goal of trolling. Disrupting online discussions is literally the closest they can get to "making a mark on the world".
Spam and completely unrelated posts can be addressed through the site and posts which bother you can be addressed through the filter.
> The internet is 30 years old and people STILL have to be reminded to not feed the trolls

>>19396491
Was the jogger jogging in a Target and that's why the cops stopped him?

>>19396491
>only whitey filming
fucking l m a o

>>19396409
>mfw sqqq calls, and puts in mark, pton, etsy

>>19396491
ps. Mister Doctor had been released from jail for armed robbery not long before (he got off easy on a plea deal).

>>19396598
>Mister Doctor
you really love that fake tweet?
I thought he was just a vagrant, but he was a felon? What'd they arrestikill him for? Violate probation?

>>19396403
>>19396491
>>19396549
This is just hearsay so don't take it for a fact. But apparently, Target refused to sell milk to niggers who were teargassed/mazed.

>>19396491
>Target pays
no, that would be sales tax that target collects. here in Los Angelez it's 9.5% sales tax. now multiply that for just 1 target location across hundreds of customers. it's easily enough to pay for cops and then some. cops get paid from taxes such as state and sales tax.

>>19396582
>mfw CDE, KL, SAND longs

>>19396643
>CDE
nice, are you canoodian

>>19396453
they 99% make crap in china and ship it to vietnam for the 1% to avoid the tarif

damn, costco puts would've been good.........

Imagine thinking Chyna isn’t orchestrating the riots in Minnesota right now.

>>19396673
Nope, just hopeful.

>>19396631
Niggers come up with all the dumbest conspiracies. I literally see niggers saying it's the cops setting fire to shit.

>>19396638
Target is a major donor to the Minnie police department. It's not out of the kindness of their soul.

And it's a "super target" so I assume they have super foodcourts and give all the cops superfree food and starbucks to keep them around super just in case.

Honestly, target should feel betrayed, the cops just stood by and watched the rabble vent their anger on that poor building.

>>19396643
>KL
I've been eyeing that one and Franco Nevada... but GOLD keeps looking like it could dip back to $20 and I want the dry powder to dickslam the buy button.

>>19396694
I doubt they'd survive the IV crush. It only went back to around opening price, right? I sold a share at 310 and bought it back at 303... heh, Im just that good :3

>>19396638
No, I mean actual donations from the cops, with an under the table agreement to keep a squad in the area to keep the nogs out

guys vix looks like it's forming 30 as it's new battleground... i'm thinking this shit is going to go down.

>>19396630
In the security camera video available on TMZ it's very obvious he's aping out just like you'd expect. He and two other nigs were in the car, other 2 cooperated no problem although they tried to run away. Didn't even get handcuffs. Doctor Sir was resisting from the very beginning. After he was handcuffed for resisting, he was informed of the usual shit and told he was going to be walked to the police car and they'd take him to the police station. He further resisted, throwing himself at the ground and headbutting an officer at one point. That's when he was then kept on the ground with a knee on the neck.
While he was being belligerent at the beginning, the officer that later necked him called for support, while it was his partner that was dealing with the felon. 2 officers responded. They didn't really do anything except watch the show.
All 4 were fired.
I didn't see a single thing outside perfectly ordinary, by-the-book going on. Neckman obviously was under duress and dealing with too many things at once to check if Doctor Ape was fine. As the animal could scream 'I can't breathe', clearly he could breathe. It's not clear why he died, but I would think in the following days we'll learn it was drug overdose or something similar. The officer did not neck him long enough to kill him.

>>19396737
*to the cops

>>19396504
I wish you luck baggie, lay off the sauce and spend more time with your Asian gf.

Such a sudden and drastic dip in SPY EOD can only mean that the market was pricing in Trump's conference. It's fully priced in so it can only go up now.

>>19396740
thanks but you didn't answer my question

So are we heading to a second crash?

>>19396724
>IV crush
maybe maybe not. to be safe i probably would've gotten 6/5 puts

>Target is a major donor to the Minnie
i wouldn't be surprised if they are a donor, i'm just pointing out that in general cops are well paid through taxes and the tickets they hand out. having said that, i doubt afreakans looked into target's financials to see they are a donor before deciding to loot. they're also looting businesses that have nuffin to do with cops, like autozone and various cellphone shops. when blacks use ___ as an excuse to loot, there's not much sense in trying to see why they are looting any particular place. they also operate based on emotion and rumors. this is what i understand the slang "based" to mean, it means reacting to something according to your most "base instincts".... in this case, hatred, anger, greed for free target shit. if i were a nigger in that area, i would be looting as well. i don't think i would set fires though, but it looks like no one is getting caught for arson which usually gets you years in prison. setting things on fire is pretty serious compared to walking out of a store with a free TV.

>>19395186
I was working today. What was that big dump at end of day?

>>19396825
maybe this, maybe not

>>19396795
desu senpai I have no idea what you're asking. I took the only part of your post that looked like a question
>what'd they arrestkill him for?
and answered that. The original call was because he was trying to steal shit from a shop by paying using fake bills. He was arrestkill'd because he was a violent ape.

>>19396737
if true, that didn't really work out did it. the Target near me hires a security guard to stand near the exit, and it looks like it's just a target employee wearing black, and not a private security guard, but they made sure to get someone hefty-looking. either way, i don't live in an area with lots of blacks but there are mexicans. they had no security guard just a couple years ago. sometimes the security guard is just a large woman dressed in black and with a perma-scowl. it's pretty funny. my point is, cops or not, they can't really do shit against a mob of 200 angry blacks at this point. i saw a video of many cops being sent to protect the kneeler cop's house. it's all so silly and seems fake.

>>19396454
Mareiage is scam. Unless you want to raise abunch of chads because you're actually a decent father lmao, fuck having spoiled ritsy kids.

>>19396777
based trips, number gods never disappoint

How will the market close tomorrow? Play the /biz/ race war now and find out!

Last digit
Evens - uppity bears put in their place
Odds - bulls cucked again
Zero - king crab reigns supreme from on high
Dubs-smug insiders knows the market will be opposite of whatever you think will happen

>>19396718
yeah, remember that show COPS. i remember a crack head nigger in cuffs saying did you see him, see how fast he put that in my pocket. I also remember a suspect being questioned, the cop asks, what did you just throw, "That was not my crack pipe" i mean then the crack head took off running jumped a fence, and a one legged vet caught up and used some force to take him down and get hand cuffs.. i mean, that's like fuckiing routine shit... just put your self in their shoes for one day... you're a law enforcement officer, and called to a domestic violence dispute, dispatch tells you there is a female scared for her life from her husband... the husband has a gun and has been drinking heavily... this kind of fucking thing happens all the time, there are standard operating procedures, but it requires intelligence... the smart thing to do would be to go no where near the situation... let the dude commit a double murder suicide, but lets get back to the officer. He may only have less than 1 second to make a decision and take an action. Sometimes that is justified use of force, sometimes it's lethal.

>>19396857
Rolling for crab supremacy. No more bullish breakouts.

>>19396849

>>19396857
Rolling for rooftop Korean crabs.

>>19396740
my (racist) theory is that the black potential doctor/scientist took an amphetamine plus some booze to calm him down so he could go and try to use the fake $20. the clerk noticed he was acting twitchy so they called the cops after the $20 didn't pass basic counterfeit checks. somehow the cops were nearby and arrived in time to make the arrest. the video captured only the part where the black potential doctor/scientist was calm. can you link me to the vid you saw where he was acting out? i don't doubt it i'm just curious. in case you still have it open.

Kek, I guess I'm a lucky bastard cause if it should come that I need the cops for anything well, shouldn't take them long to get to me since well this city is over flowing with cops. Local PD, State,County, all 3 divisions of cop is in this city. There's a Federal building downtown so hell prob some feds lurking in it to. Then the govt buildings all have guards in them. City's population is only about 30,000. (but that number goes up when the legislators and workers all show up during the week, plus you know people passing thru.)

this is my first time on this boards, what's the programming thrwad about bots?

>>19396825
bad orange man said some things that weren't in praise of china and social media billionaires

>>19396902
Direct link:
http://tmzvod-a.akamaihd.net/tmz/2020-05/27/0_dzljqi2r_0_8c5w2sry.mp4
Open with a video player of choice (vlc, mpc-hc, mpv, etc.)

>>19396899
What the fuck is the opposite of crabbing that isn't also mooning or dumping?

>>19396882
this could go further... like the kids that commit these crimes... like how the fuck did dylan roof's parents not know he's building bombs and shit?

>>19396925
phanks

>>19396894
there's a more recent vid i saw on twitter of rows upon rows of cops protecting the kneeler cop's house. it looked real.

>>19396927
Cosine

how do i take advantage of the nigger shootings. target puts?

>>19396843
>he was trying to steal shit from a shop by paying using fake bills
fuck... how long do you go away for counterfeit currency in the US? I bet it's a very serious crime (even though we're desperate to ward off deflation and increase velocity of money kek)

>>19396918
He signed that exec order today to.

>>19396939
Even highly volatile crabbing is still crabbing if the day is flat.

>>19396718
I don't disagree with it being a conspiracy, but the question was why are they targetting Target. Not if it was justified or not.

>>19395335
>Russia and china launch a joint gold-backed reserve currency
>Russia, Iran and Venezuela start selling oil only in that currency or gold
Next step is to destroy the dollar

>>19396932
not him, the columbine kids.. fuck this kid was like what fucking 4 or 5 years old...

>>19396837
>>19396918
>load ze trade war fud.
That's fine. China sucks and should be destroyed. Markets will bounce back.

>>19396961
So, long gold and Bitcoin, yea?

>>19395208
Options on small cap stocks are bad deals. Because of the high premiums and high theta even significant moves would only result in such small gains that you're better off buying the stock outright.

>>19396927
Crab circuit breaker, markets closed for 3 months.

>>19396925
the hell? when does he do the throat thing? The guy just falls down at the car?

TMZ is such fucking cancer, adding an audiochannel just to blast their fucking logo sound effects at the end... fuck that

>>19396988
volatility is building above 30 now... safe havens are smart.

The market can't be red tomorrow because the obvious thing to do after that huge dump would be to buy puts. Every time I do the obvious thing I lose. Ergo market ends the day green.

>>19396857
lame.

>>19396973
ah columbine. The fucking sick thing that started it all. Can you imagine it just walking into a school and no one giving a shit?. Before that happened you could. No metal detectors either. (well I can cause I was in school before all that was a thing).

>>19397021
only niggers play lottery and reply to bait as guise to get a fix.

>>19397010
>buying puts on a red day
shiggy diggy

BIG RED DILDOS

>>19395335
>sudden realization his country could collapse by 2040 because he bet on the wrong energy

>>19397021
You need to get a taste in anime that isn't complete garbage, friend.

>>19396947
He literally wouldn't have had a slap on the wrist for that paltry amount. As the other anon implied, shop owners don't call the cops on such small amounts of fake bills, at best they put the guy on a watchlist for the next time he comes. There is almost certainly something else in the story, e.g. he called the cops because he looked twitchy and possibly (if at all) used the fake bill as a reason to make things simple.

Who sold tqqq and bought sqqq?

>>19396973
No idea man but some parents really do neglect their kids.

>>19396992
Thanks for the explanation.

Futures aren't looking great. Will we get a Euro market pump later tonight?

>>19397001
The knee shit happens right after that. Compare the locations on the security camera footage and the phone video and you'll notice it's the same spot. Happened right there.
>The guy just falls down at the car?
He threw himself at the floor to avoid being taken in as they were trying to open the door and put him in. Notice the officer's hand on his head, trying to lower it below the car doorframe. He did the same thing when the officer that was handling him was struggling against him at the beginning (it's a bit hard to see because the car is in the way, but check the segment again and pay attention to the heads moving around).

>>19397046
why are you obsessed with dildos

>>19396961
There’s a reason people don’t use a gold backed currency anymore, and that reason isn’t a glibalist conspiracy

>>19397099
Because it's a good thing for the people, that what's good for the people is bad for those who may not be named?

>>19397026
i graduated 2006, but when i was a freshman so like 2002-2003 there was a gang banger, bad news dude who put a bullet into a vice in shop class... cranks the fucker until it shot the ceiling... damn school in lockdown mode for like 30mins... the police station is directly across the street from the highschool... suspects were aprehended quickly... plus it was a military town, so hardly anybody cared for that kind of shit... lots of snitching and people getting caught before anything... ima go watch hannity though. take care.

>>19397111
Schiff please leave.

>>19397145
(((pm/YMwrX)))

>>19397145
>Why yes, I am long gold and gold miners. How could you tell?

>>19397180
Ok boomer.

>>19396857
Gimme that sweet crab action

>>19397190
You got it anon.

CVX > XOM
PEP > KO
HD > LOW
VZ > T
MA > V

You know what's shocking is the fact in 1985 a brand new F-150 would run you under 11,000. Today a bare bones one costs 30,000. The kicker is the 1980's one is made better to boot. A Ranger, 1985 model, would run you about 7 - 8000. Today the retard redesign ranger costs you about 25,000.

>>19397190
Based, looks like theta gang wins again

>>19397096
>He threw himself at the floor to avoid being taken in as they were trying to open the door and put him in.
ahhh fuck I used to walk a pair of large dogs and one would do stubborn shit like that... maybe he got some motion sickness or something.

I haven't seen the cellphone footage so I have nothing to compare it to. I don't usually watch this shit, though I did see the one where the woman in the passenger seat livestreamed it as her boyfriend was shot and killed by the cops. And the recent one from Georgia? with the vigilantes who straight up murdered a random black jogger.

>>19397050
That makes sense. It just seems something they could make a big federal bullshit case about, like I hear they can do with Fake ID's since the Patriot Act or something.


>>19397210
you'll get no argument from me, friend. Though I do own both MA and V, and would like a dip to buy more of both and add in FICO. And I do own both PEP and KO.

Why are the futures dooomping? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I bought TQQQ on close. Why isn't JPow pumping?

>>19397222
Theta doesn't win or lose... you should create a website called seeking beta, and just incorporate good looking whores (that need to be rotated with new broads regularly) and offer investment advice like buy high and sell low, trust warren buffet, trust the mass media, don't question censorship and leave your guns at the door in our club.

>someone shilled CPE
>bought in at 73¢
>dropped 1.5¢ today

Might be below 300 by morning.

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-index/e-mini-sandp500.html

>>19397212
That was before airbags, heavy emissions standards, and pedestrian safety requirements. Those 80s shitboxes were the peak of automotive simplicity.

t. Own a 1986 Nissan D21

>>19397269
Jesus man why? I kept saying sell tqqq all afternoon

WHY THE FUUUUUUUUCK ARE FUTURES DUMPING?
Is it because of the riots?
The Trump censorship bill?

vix is going to break 32

anyone else have balls of steel and going to hold tesla stock over the weekend?

>>19397320
>fundamentals don't matter

im witnessing a bullishness on vix right now... holy shit... we're going to be red.

>>19397269
he will tomorrow, fed doesnt pump during off hours

>>19397288
CPE is the best of the worst oil companies.
I would not shill that crap.
It's way to risky.

>>19397343
Oh thank god, my covered calls might be safe.

>>19397259
It becomes a big deal if he's mass-producing bills or if he's defrauding (i.e. he knew the bill was fake) for hundreds of thousands, beside that it's literally nothing. If he was white he would have tried to claim he didn't know the bill was fake and he wouldn't even have had to leave his car.

>>19397349
You're right. They contract that out to the other central banks.

>>19397327
Nah.

>>19397369
chink's print at open... fuck, you're right.

>>19397350
I only put up a few hundred and the price moves a couple pennies every day on average.
It can be my moment of getting BTFO, but if it drops consistently for a week, I can sell it and lose the rest of the money on something else.

>>19397288
>>19397417
I don't know. This looks like AMD's chart few years ago. Just imagine the gains. lel

i can't believe me buying $700 sends spy from 307 to 300
I sacrifice 8k more and we can buy cheapies at march lows

what happens to my amazon shares if(when) the government breaks up amazon in the next 5-25 years?

Longtime lurker here
Eli Lilly just got FDA approval on a Alzheimer's diagnostic.
Cassava Sciences (SAVA), which is 80% of my portfolio, is also working on a diagnostic as well as a treatment.
How fucked am I tomorrow?

>>19397320
Make the opposite argument, why would futures rise?

>>19397449
Because everything is fire.

>>19397435
What happened to MSFT?

oh noo.... this is bad.

>>19397449
Stonks only go up.

>>19397472
microsoft appealed and didn't get broken up

>>19397436
SAVA is just a diagnostic?! It’s not even a treatment? Damn.
I dunno man but I doubt my LLY is going to pump off of it.

>>19397327
FUCK
I DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO GAMBLE ON BUYING MORE UVXY

WHY DID I BUY COSTCO AND MICRON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19397332
No, but I’ll hold a Cathy Wood all weekend long.

>>19397049
I don’t know about that, but sukumizu is fuckin based.

How come you have 2-5k in your RH account but in the income thread everyone earns at least 200k a year, sometimes even at a 0% income tax and working remotely since 2010?

Oh man. My father and his wife have decided to do a road trip. Right now. I get text message early this morning from him saying he'll be in town next week. I reply why are you traveling right now? He gives cryptic reply about if I'm not up for meeting just say so and his "immune system is strong" and he is "not fearful". Nutty family.

>>19397320
Futures, and probably the S&P tomorrow, will feel out a range as usual. Look for support to form around 2950-3000ish or so. If support does form there it's a good bullish sign for continuation.

>>19397515
The nose in that image has downs syndrome.

>>19397515
They're working on a diagnostic AND a treatment. I literally have $2000 in this piece of shit and have calls sold on it so I can't sell until open tomorrow. I think I'm going to throw up.

Can someone help me out? Help me, a new investor. Is DFEN not suitable for a long hold because it's a leveraged ETF? I don't understand some of the jargon here, can someone explain in layman terms?

https://www.prospectusdocs.com/eol/request?PAGE=DISPLAYPAGE&cid=964815&DocType=1&s=25460E661&control=000460326119&type=P

>>19397435
You'd get stock in each new company by default. Which could pay off biggly over the long run cause each company could make more profit separate than together.

>>19395225
>>19395251
Fuck off, you retarded, race traitor faggots.

>>19397552
Eh, I’m not sure it’ll react so poorly. Isn’t it still all about whether or not they can get FDA approval? If there’s demand for diagnostic, there should be more than enough room for two drugs, and if the treatment gets approved, well that’s like a miracle drug.

Small Biotechs dump and pump all the time, fickle bastards.

>>19397550

I want to invest ~5K in Australian Stonks, what do you goys reckon will moon (or at least doesn't go crashing down) soon?

I have about 2k in crypto and 2k in silver.

(my wage cuck check hasn't arrived this week)

>>19397259
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8366533/George-Floyd-moved-Minneapolis-start-new-life-released-prison-Texas.html
more on the life of the prospective scientific neurorocketeer: not just armed robbery but a history of drug dealing and home invasions as well.

>>19397574
God bless you, anon. Thanks for the advice.

>>19397566
Also interested

>>19397621
>decade old criminal history

fuck off, retard. you’re obviously not perfect, you post dumb shit on 4chan all day. justifying someone’s unnecessary death with a criminal record older than the equivalent age of your underdeveloped brain. pathetic.

>>19397566
Good on you for reading this.

Just only get in when you think something is about to happen, 3x ETFs are born to lose on a long enough timeline.

>>19397327
God I hope so

pee pee
poo poo
your tolerance of a tripfag has spawned another one

futures attempting a melt up now

>>19397686
You're under arrest.

>>19397666
Triple 6 while I was talking about 3x ETFs, hmmm

Much to ponder...

>>19397621
my sources inside CNN say that George Floyd was on his way to being an astronaut for SpaceX when he was racially profiled, pulled over, and killed for no reason by racist white cops (who probably support trump).

>>19397550
dude... everybody says my gf iis too old, and i get hate for loving her... but she has these blue grey eyes... i uhhh i've seen a nigger in my hiighschool advance placement chemistry class that had blue eyes... but damn.... she closes her eyes when she cums, and ii didn't even notice how lucky i am to be hers.... i have no clue why she loves me back and lets me screw her all the time... damn gooks.. all they care about is their parents and future.

>>19397699
i dindu nuffin! dis is buuuuuulllshiet

i diidn't mean that... gooks are better than chinks and niiggers.

Epic battle going on in the futs tonight. Let’s go bulls!

>>19397731
Stop resisting!

>>19396857
CRAB

wait.... some people are special, and worth everything... I just learned the lesson. Thanks /smg/ you guys really know how to teach an old dog new tricks.

>>19397760
african roundball sucks... lets talk football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnnon_iZOM

>>19397666
buy 3x leveraged ETFs using the maximum 50% margin on your cash.
Imagine your blood pressure levels.

>>19396857
Six months of crab.

>>19397764
oh no no no ahhrrgggg i-can't breatheeee

>>19397822
>opposite of crab
I'm scared.

>>19397686
>>19397699
>>19397731
>>19397764
>>19397830
Beautiful reenactment anons.

>>19397603
pls, I want to make it too

I can't BELIEVE I wait for 2 MONTHS for an opportunity to buy in, and I finally decided to do so this morning, thinking that it's safe from now on. Now it looks like I'm going to be FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>19397661
The rest of the time he was in jail, where you should be too Jamal.

>>19397802
Confirmed heart attack before close tomorrow

>>19397802
Lol, no thank u

Personally, I avoid margin, betting with money that ain't yours smells like a trap.

>>19395299
Man I hope they cure it before I hit 60. Shit runs in my family, my grandma starting seeing the effects of it when she was just 55, and died @70 to it, her mind completely gone. I'll legitimately end myself before I get to that kind of state.

>Trending hashtag
>Top 2 on Twitter USA list
>Misspelled the already overused and simple hashtag

Black people, am I right?

>>19397894
It’s what you do when you buy a house.

>>19397666
Thank you. Any more advice?

I went from +$513 to $64 today. I'm scared if I will get rekted tommorow, it seems I came in when something "happened" but didn't exit cause I wanted to hold. I bought yesterday 10 minutes before closing. I held. Now It closed near my entry now. The year chart looked like relatively stable, exuding the covid drop.

>>19397865
just use your dry powder to sell stolen goods. it's not fucking hard.

>>19397865
holy shit calm down

>>19397852
Thank you. I am a thespian, an astrophysicist, a neuroscientist, a published author, a two-time Iron Man Triathalon competitor, and most importantly, I am your fren.

>>19397903
Is that 159 TRILLION tweets!?
Or is this from some other language where tn is short for thousands or something?

>>19397802
>50%
That’s a lot?

>>19397904
yeah but you don't pay 9%+ on interest.
and you don't bet your whole house on a poker game.

>>19397903
lets work together to have a fair and just society.... don't worry about people encouraged into group think and reposting a typo... if you had a dollar for everytime i filled out this box and deleted shit to look up spelling and make sure the definition of the word i was choosing in a sentence was actually invoking the meaning i was trying to convoy... you'd probably be at least 5000 dollars richer.

>>19397621
OK, thank you for posting these. After reading that I can confidently say that the guy was a criminal scumbag (if he was indeed guilty, the court system of getting as many trials as possible resolved by plea deal is so fucked up), and the cop showed complete disregard for his wellbeing. 8 fucking minutes?

I don't like the way pigs treat people like they're all beneath them. But I understand it sometimes. This time? What the hell was he thinking? Was he just angry with him and acting emotional?

>>19397865
buy in stages buddy, like a pyramid if possible.

>>19397924
it's the maximum legal limit. Imagine posting here and not knowing about REG T

>>19397903
Perhaps they mean "mater" in the Latin sense, twitter is a forum for the classically educated is it not?

>>19397951
uhh... i don't think they're speaking of mater in the sense of neuton's laws... they're crying for more chimp out.

>>19397951
I like that.
but maybe there's a character limit?
>>19397950
Why would I need to know this if I don't trade with borrowed money?

>>19397950
When I go to my Robinhood Gold screen, it says i can go up to nearly the full value of my account.

>>19397865
>he listened to the irrationally-exuberant permabulls
>he didn't listen to me and baggie, the only two surviving baers
>he's goyna get rekt at market open and panic sell at a loss

>>19397920

>>19397950
Bro... Reg T margin limit doesn't apply to portfolio margin.

>>19397865
Just log out. It isn't even real.

if wmt doesnt pump im dead

>>19397920
you should wear a tie and wear white at funerals... make people happy and stop this shit once and forr all...

>>19397941
>and the cop showed complete disregard for his wellbeing. 8 fucking minutes?
I'm still not sure what really happened here based on my independent research.
- Up to 15 minutes should be safe even assuming he's cutting blood flow, not air (air can be stopped for even longer relatively safely).
- The guy can scream 'I can't breathe', clearly he can breathe.
- Normally he'd put his knee on the back, not on the neck.
- Assistance from his other cop buddies was weird. Was this a problem area? It looked like it from the damaged car running off after they arrived, and the kind of people ambulating on the street. Even then, a bit strange.
I'm still not entirely convinced he went too far, but I'm open to the idea.

>>19397941
I hope you misspelled convey on purpose.

>>19397982
Im probably going to take my licks and sell at market open to prevent further losses, then buy back in by the end of the day since Monday will probably go back up.

funerals, the only people who wear black mourne, but those who wish to celebrate the life of the dead should wear white.... just change up and bring smiles to people's faces when they're goiing through some of the most difficult times in their life.

>>19398007
Good luck.

>>19397941
>This time? What the hell was he thinking? Was he just angry with him and acting emotional?
Violent ape headbutted his partner and kept acting like a nigger even after being given 3 chances. He is also very tall and quite strong. It's pretty obviously not 'acting emotional'. At worse, he was trying to teach him a lesson and it went sideways.

>>19397865
>>19398007
Brother I did the EXACT same thing today. I sat on my thumb for two months and finally woke up this morning and said NO MORE and bought in 100%. When the dump started I couldn't help but laugh at my fortune, sold everything I bought at a ~1% loss, and became a madman, buying $10k of VTSAX minutes before close.
How will this pan out for me tomorrow? I don't know. I've lost my mind. God help me.
God help us all.

>>19398011

>>19398017
now many african american women are cops and just said don't go there... dispatched to this street... it's very bad that meyhem has started... somolians and all the minoritites... they're just replanted more niggers.

>>19397933
>9%+

But you guys wonder why people keep using Robinhood.

>>19398042
thanks obama

>>19397896
Yeah. My grandmother had it to. Sad, even sadder was that she forgot that I was married. So she'd always ask who the girl was that was with me. So we explained things to her. Some days were better than others though. Next time we'd go to visit, the same situation, grandmother not knowing, we explaining,etc. Other things were "lost" to that we had to explain. Like the death of my granddad. To be frank it was hell.

>>19397910

Awrite, off the bat I'm just one asshole on the internet, so just process what I say along with all other info you find and come to your own conclusion.

I actually have this same Direxion data in front of me, quickly looking over the last (pre-covid) annual report, I'm seeing solid weighting for all the classics (Northrop, Ratheon, General Dynamics) all of whom have gotten some big contracts this week as I look here https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Contracts/

Honestly, I read military contracts a lot and I think spending seems to be way up, I say hold but if it hasn't done anything you like after at most a few weeks, pull.

But yeah, big spend spree in defense rn so I think should be heading up, just expect big swings.

>>19397978
what the heckarino? How high can you go on a portfolio margin?

>>19398045
Well as a trading platform the whole point is to be online and reliably execute your orders.
which robinhood has a pattern of failing during "high volume". That is VERY bad.

If you want a better rate on a loan go to a bank or mortgage your house. renters need not apply because they don't understand the value of physical assets, security, and freedom.

>>19398056
we've been watching spending and shit... honestly thank you for being a part of what you've done for this country and I'm looking forward too... those gov't contracts were negotiated pre virus so all data is already priced in... im sorry.

looks like futures are recovering slightly

>>19395771
should have taken your greens like I did. Up 1075 for week and will sell PVAC tomorrow for profit. stop being greedy. we were green 3 days in a row

>>19398095
yeah robin hood was shilled here for 0 commissions but i'd pay more for honest execution and stability.. keep all accounts.

>>19398124
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We will not go below 3000. Pump tomorrow for the end of the month.

>>19395782
CEQP HLX PVAC

you're welcome anon.

>>19396147
sorry but you have to go back to b loser.

>>19398105
Are you drunk my friend? Not an insult, just hard to make sense of most of that sentence.

But to the point of it being priced in, this is the most public release of info so even if it's "retail" following previously known data, it still will results in an increase in positive-trending volume, yes?

>>19398133
F

>>19398056
Okay. I can handle big swings, this is money I can live with if I were to lose it (hopefully not). I was planning to just hold and come back to it after a couple of weeks.

My concern, is the rather long term hold of a leveraged etf, if that makes sense. Any hidden stuff I should know about compared to a regular etf? Fees? Re balancing? I bought through Robinhood. Thank's for the responses, by the way. I appreciate it.

>>19398116
Yeah, but I bought on day 2 of being green, so I came a little late hoping for more. It's alright.

>>19398157
Rebalancing just means they review how much of everything is in what each night. Technically fees are higher in a leveraged etf, but they are still like under 1%.

Don't buy-and-hold a leveraged ETF, this is the kind of thing you should pay attention to every day really, especially in these volatile times (I know everyone complains about crabbing, but the after shock of March isn't over).

Then again, I really don't know what is a buy-and-hold any more. Guns, honestly. Will hold video better than gold in this world where 1/4 working people in the US is out of a job. I think people underestimate how desperate people will get when the checks stop, but they can't go work at the CoffeeBean or whatever any more cuz it closed.

>>19395186
i sold my SPY put too early and regretted it before it sank back to 303 from 306. I still made like 28 bucks but i could’ve made 60 if i wasn’t a pussy and closed early.

>>19397621
A. stop taking easy bait
B. how the hell did the ambulance get there so quickly? or is that the way it's cut?

>>19398001
Yeah it's easy for me to say, knowing the guy died, that he shouldn't have been doing that.

I have the audio muted, but how powerfully did he really shout it? It's a lot easier to breathe out than it is to breathe in, and once you start choking you really start panicking. It's been a while since I've been seriously choked but I remember it being very alarming.

It bothers me that cops have no problem smashing people's faces into the asphalt like that. Maybe I'm soft but I don't think that's right.