/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19395237
Lurk and shitpost on /biz/ obviously.

>>19395237
Go to biz and find the next shitcoin to all-in on.

>>19395237
Ask my travel agent to send me wherever the best legal prostitutes are

>>19395237
Travel around the world to exotic locations, stay in fancy AirBnBs, and sit inside and play vidya on my laptop as I smoke weed and get drunk.

>>19395237
Move out of New York

put my dick up your ass

>>19395247
This>>19395244

>>19395282
lol

>>19395237
escape to the woods to play video games, hopefully get food delivered by drone

I have a simple to do list:

1: Get paid.

2: Get laid.

3: Set world landspeed record.

>>19395237
Piss on the cunt behind the register who once asked me "what do u even do for a living? It's three AM... You clearly don't have a job :P"
(On that visit FTX pulled in more than that cunt makes in a month kek)
Anyway, probably kill her

>>19395237
"Making it" is not a singular event. It isn't something that just happens to you one afternoon, unless you win the lottery or similar payout with a massive 1 time sum of money. As you start succeeding in life, your wealth will increase relatively slowly, and your lifestyle can creep up and swallow a lot of your income without you really noticing. That's why there are people out there making $300k+ who still somehow live paycheck to paycheck.
"Making" it is a lifestyle. For me, it would be eliminating the need to trade my time for money. I want to have no obligations, and to be able to do what I want every day without worrying about money. I'd gladly live a modest lifestyle and be free from worry, instead of living some lavish lifestyle where I drive a quarter million dollar car and pay $20k a month for my mortgage on themcmansion

>>19395237
Fund organizations that want to eradicate the niggers.

>>19395237
kms

>>19395237
lambo, coke, hookers, and yacht
in that order

>>19395237
two big macs at the same time

But really, I'm gonna cash out into savings. 60% locked up in stonks, 30% in cash account, 10% left on an exchange with a ridiculous trailing sl

>>19395237
invest it all in LINK

>>19395265
This
I'd mostly stay in fancy cities in penthouses but i might go exotic erry once in a while

Fund the political parties of my choice and undermine the people who want me dead.

>>19395237
get a good back massage, plenty of water, and a good night's sleep

Cringe thread

I hope nobody ITT makes it
You will all die in the gutter

>>19395237
finally talk to my highschool crush (:

>>19395237
buy land along all the highways. put up billboards with jew redpills all across america.

>>19395237
Two girls at the same time

>>19395701
based

>>19395993
This is genius.

>>19395993
Thank God for anons like you lad. Bitcoin scares (((them))) because it will be used to fund the fourth Reich. To the moon.

>>19395237
Steak and lobster dinner, then a nap, then just go from there.

I'd probably just buy a car because I'm tired of walking/biking every where, I'd just get something that runs reliably and has a working AC.

KEEP DOING WHATEVER I DID THAT ALLOWED ME TO MAKE IT

Leaf here. How much is make it?

>>19395237
i made enough to retire, and the first thing i did was start hating and resenting my job. i haven't quit yet because i want more money, but i'm teetering on quitting

>>19396543
How much?

>>19396543
Holy shit this. I know that I'm just gonna gradually start doing less and less at work until they let me go.

>>19396567
$1.4m, no debt, live in a condo that i own and have cheap hobbies.

>>19395237
go on biz and reply to 1 post id question threads

>>19396522
DUMP TRUCK ARIVE
SMELLY SMELLY

>>19396576
See how long you can slack off and doing nothing without getting fired.

>>19395297
Ftw

>>19396617
There's a guy at my company that's been doing that for over a year. He's been reprimanded like 3 times for stealing merchandise and overtime pay, but they won't fucking fire him. Can't figure out why. He literally does not give a fuck.

>>19396676
fuck, i have too many relationships with the mgmt to do this. they treated me well so now i feel obligated to continue to give my all. i wish i wasn't a pussy and would just start slacking.

First thing, I'd prolly buy a tractor.
Not sure what kind, but I've always wanted one.

>>19395701
>The gentleman's take

This is indeed based

Buy 4chan and shut it down.

Tell everyone at my job to go fuck themselves with a big nigger dick

Get back on seeking arrangements. It worked in 2017.

>>19395501
You realize that npc cashier was hitting on you right anon?

>>19395237
coke..
like, I already do coke, but a lot more

>>19396830
This. Definitely buy a Lamborghini, a nice house where you can fuck a lot of skanks. Fully automatic M16 with grenade launcher. A few bodyguards. And lots and lots of quality cocaine.

>>19396783
Shes 60, has dwarfism and browned teeth, so maybe... But no thx

>>19397078
So...John McAfee?

>>19395993
fucking based, I will do the same

>>19395237
Build my dream house with an acoustically perfect room with a Void audio system. Have a single chair in the centre where I sit and enjoy a drink and, on occasion, maybe some cannabis while I shut my eyes and become fully sonically immersed.

>>19395993
Enjoy the assassination

>>19395237
yacht made of pure gold

>>19395237
Buy a shit ton of land. I want enough land so that if I was setting off dynamite sticks there would not be anyone else on Earth close enough to hear it.

>>19395237
You know what else I’d do? I’d find some homely 5/10 and bimbo her the fuck out. Boob job, ass implants, lip injections, labia injections, the fucking works. Just turn her into a freaky sex doll. And then I’d dump her and get another one. Man, that’d be a great hobby, just fixing up thots like old hot rods.

Buy OP a comma

>>19395237
Forget I made it. remember I made it, feel happy. Forget I made it then remember I made it, etc. Until I get bored (probably a week) then I buy a house.

Quit my waggie job, get my ass back to uni and work on my engineering projects.

>>19395595
Police department? Just pay your taxes, anon.

>>19395237
buy a shitty apartment and order takeaway.

Probably go to Thailand or Korea and get a bunch of plastic surgery to become even more qt. Then I have secret plans I don't want to talk about here.

>>19395237
move
buy the apartment complex I currently live in and evict the loud faggots who live above me

>>19395237
Make it harder.

>>19397780
Oh yeah then I would build a comfy house for myself once I figured out the location.

new zealand citadel

>>19395701
>and a good night's sleep
I'm so tired.

>>19395993
Okay, now I know what I'm doing once I make it.

>>19395237
Buy a home far away from niggers

>>19396830
I wish drug addiction didn't actually ruin your life. Like getting high everyday is great, but eventually you crash, it's fucking hard and you realized how much time you've wasted.

Honestly? Keep earning till i set up my kids for life too. Dont tell them until theyve grown up and got jobs so they dont turn rotten and piss away their fortune.

LJ, I know you're here.

Not much. I'm happy with the life I have and I'm not interested in doing stupid shit. I guess I'd splurge and get all the latest Apple products that are maxed out. So like the max specs MacBook Pro but 13" for portability for example. Also the Mac Pro maxed out with a bunch of monitors. Don't NEED it but just to have something stupidly overkill for what I need would be funny.

I always wanted the Chevrolet Volt but for some reason it was replaced by complete a complete dog shit successor so I guess I'd get a Prius. Fuck it. I'd get a Tesla but hybrid seems like a smarter bet in my opinion. Maybe a BMW M2. Don't really want to waste money on a car.

>>19395244
Unironically me right now kek

>>19397817
Guess what. You have permission to have a good night sleep whenever you want. No need to wait until you make it.
Get away from the screen and go rest.

>>19395237
kym

>>19397963

Congrats Jannie

>>19395237
Get a house and marry my futa gf.

>>19396542
Leafs will NEVER make it.

>>19395237
i'm gonna take 2 weeks off and catch up on sleep. literally just lay down and watch movies and sleep

>>19395237
Buy a nice house, use the rest to give myself a comfy passive income. Then just do whatever I want.

>>19398347
this, and order the whole box set of Tintin books and relive my childhood for a while. Oh and this >>19396269 every night

>>19397817

>>19395237
Give it to a respected brokerage firm to manage, then I'd go around a fuck a bunch of brown qts

>>19395237
Pay off house
Enjoy my time with my chickens, my carpentry and my wife.

>>19395244
checked but also this

>>19396177
checked and based

>>19395993
lmao this is the future is pol nerds ever made it

>>19396600
Congrats on your success anon. Hope i make it like you one day

>>19395237
>open work slack
>go to general channel
*tink tink tink*
Ahem...

>>19395237
Buy land, start a homestead, and attempt to live as self sufficiently as possible for as long as I can.

>>19395468
Fukken-a hope you make it brother

>>19395237
retire

>>19395237
Bum around europe and just sort of make an ass of myself generally

>>19395237
If i ever got fuck you money id pay a bunch of supermodels to walk around my megamansion barely clothed with the understanding that whenever the urge strikes me i can bend one of them over a counter and fuck their brains out.

Take my $10M, move to Costa Rica or Ecuador, buy a mini palace, a couple guards, and 3 latinas for my harem

>>19395253
>>19395265
>>19395618
>>19396177
you hedonism fags will never make it

>>19395237
kill myself

>>19395237
Put $100,000 into BP/BAC/XOM each

>>19397313
That's a great idea. Mine though is to get a sound-proof room from the outside so I can blast my half cab guitar amp at full blast

>>19395237
Scenario 1: If you mean suddenly making a substantial amount of money, I would put enough in the system (stock dividends, trusts, etc.) to make it so that me and my family never have to worry about living expenses ever again.

Scenario 2: If you mean that I've already achieved my goal with the system included, I would probably just keep working at my current office job just to experience the surrealism of knowing that I could quit at any time/be more brazen.

>>19395521
Completely agree. I don't care about living a luxurious lifestyle, I just want to be financially secure enough to never work another day in my life.

>>19395237
Build a family, buy a nice place in hills next to the lake and be a respectable member of society.

>>19397944
LJ made it and left you

>>19395237
make it more by buying more FUND

pay off debts and then buy a house on the lake

>>19395237
buy every combination of dragon dildo and fuck myself to tranny porn

>>19400581
The dream. Opt for full delitization if you can

>>19395237
Get a /biz/ related tattoo while blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I

financial security for life, dream house, fast cars, work on self-improvement and learning

Build a rocket to accelerate an atomic bomb to the speed of light and nuke God

>>19400666
satanic checked

>>19397963
I'm so jealous i have to lurk and shitpost part time, and work to live. I'm glad fellow biz fags are living the dream

>>19395237
I would get a helicopter license and helicopter. Fly around and check biz midflight.

>>19400666
perfect trips

>>19400666
666 talks about nuking god... Satan you Dumbass, we are all god and Satan and are fighting ourselves. Nuking would just be a respawn

>>19395237
> first thing you do?

>>19395521
100% spot on

>>19400847
This.

I will find two 18-20 year olds and make it happen

>>19395237
MAKE IT AGAIN

>>19400666
checked

>>19395237
Not sure, if I ever make it because I only have 3500 LINK.
But recently I habe been looking at Catamarans a lot. So eventually sail around the world. If this doesn't work out then I want at least travel normally.
Fuck a few bitches. Propaply get plastic surgery. And then no idea. I still haven't found my purpose

>>19395625
sides went orbit thanks

Buy a shit load of live resin hash oil, a $10,000 luxury dab rig and a house to hotbox everyday until I die.

>>19395237
the very *first* thing i do is spread it out across multiple wallets and other assets (crypto, PM, stocks, art, real estate)

>>19397406
>labia injections
Wut

>>19397100
kek

perfect blowing hight though

>>19397328
The message is greater than me, anon. I’ll trade my life if it means the future is free from Jewery.

WHORES
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>>19395237
pay off my debts ($10k in student loans, $2.6k in credit card debt), acquire a new car from this century that's in my name, build my dream PC and finally purchase all my cracked software, and uh.. maybe go on a vacation to Japan and ship a fuck ton of loli/futa/scat hentai back home. Fuck a cute 20 something Japanese girl and get head in a love hotel.

then just put it all into a savings account, lay low, and continue living life as I am now. I like my job. I like the people at my job. They like me.

Then probably emigrate to Denmark or Japan if things go to shit here in the 'states.

>>19400666
>post about killing god with nukes
>666
we might just make it bras.. we might just make it...

>>19395237
buy forchan

Kill meself

>>19395237
Masturbate furiously

Nothing. Nothing changes. I'll keep trading and investing and pretending I enjoy it.

Contractual breeding agreements with as many women as I can afford and also a comfortable library.

>>19402974

based

>>19397313
what about when the apes rise up by 2024?
you can't drown out simian screams anon

Buy more 0xMR

Having sex with Phoenix Marie. I'm going to invite some friends and destroy her. And anon want to join?