/biz/ - Business & Finance

For Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, who loves you unconditionally. Renounce sin and accept Him into your heart. Through Christ alone can you spend an eternity in Paradise.

>>19390572
stonks

>>19390577
based

Praise be to God

a n i m e

THE DOWNWARD CRAB HURTS SO BAD BROS

>>19390577
Based and Godpilled

I'm scared lads, what does the future hold? Are we retesting March lows? Is this the bottom of a new bull market?

Give a complete Robinhood n00b some starting tips

>>19390577
Based and blessed.
Also buy SNAP puts, it never breaks out.

>>19390577
based Christchad

>>19390609
$DKNG

>>19390577
Amen.

>>19390604
It's the correction for the week, it's a crab up tomorrow.

>>19390604
Get snibbed kiddo

>>19390601
This is almost as good as a trip.
Begone autogynofag.

>>19390577
AMEN

>>19390609
buy TQQQ and never sell only buy more

HEY BOBO WHATS IN THE PICNIC BASKET

>on company call in semiconductor industry
>>we are expecting Coronavirus to return in the Fall when we reopen, but we hope it won't

Bullish

BAGGIE.

>>19390633
>can't appreciate 2D racks
fag

Oh shit, I didn't know Minneapolis and St Paul were so close. Looting picking up in St Paul now

Fuck Jesus Christ. This fucking thing is going back up.

What's this stack called /smg/?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and unless you're incontinent, you shouldn't be wearing a diaper

>>19390601
>tfw no big tiddie nympho babe absolutely obsessed wiht me

>>19390645
Yep, I think I am bull until late summer, then I'm getting out.

>>19390655
I've managed to lose more money than if I had just stayed short the whole fucking time.;

tfw mortgage paid off and tithing 10% to the church

>>19390661
the areas just north of that are nice. Highland Park is nice too. I wonder if it will get squashed.

>>19390678
>tfw no succ harem

>>19390692
close it again. you've got a direct line to the bogs. stop hurting bearbros.

>>19390697
Nice, way to make it anon

>>19390609
learn the dark arts of technical analysis

>>19390665
poorfags attempt at diversification

Posting for the 2nd time.

helper here who has called multiple 100% to 700%+ runners the last few months for you
including
Draftking July calls (from 1.80 to currently 16.50)
PHUN from .66 to currently 1.35
GMBL
CGC
etc..

i do hours and hours of research on every call i make, and encourage you to do your own DD before ever buying anything.

next expected moves.
CGC from 21.00 to 40.00 in the next 2 months.
PHUN from 1.35 to 5+ to 10+ over the next year
AMRS longer term, but the sky is the limit and the price is currently low.
DKNG continuing up to 50+

>>19390697
unironically based

>>19390678
It will be a thing for well-off people in the near future (sexbots), so get going

>>19390661
thats why they are called the twin cities

>>19390082
I've never used amazon or netflix and never fucking will subscription services and online stores/shipping to your home address is dangerous and criminal

>>19390718
yeah I'm gonna keep buying index funds but thank you gambler

>>19390661
Is Minneapolis a white city? It's in the white part of the USA

>>19390082
twitter is the answer youre looking for

twitter not going away, only getting bigger and more relevant

>>19390661
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-list-of-the-buildings-damaged-looted-in-minneapolis-riots

joggers, man

>>19390611
I'll gamble exactly $53 on you anon.

>>19390675
I like Dividends,

MARK halted after fat dump lol

>>19390743
its a somalian city

Oh boy, this anon gonna get rekt.

>>19390588

>>19390735
He did mention rappers so criminal makes sense.

>>19390743
as far as cities in that part of the country go its not very white

>>19390712
and then unlearn technical analysis

>>19390718
>AMRS
Why?
>CGC
Why?

>>19390718
>CGC from 21.00 to 40.00 in the next 2 months.
Are you expecting them to go straight up or is the report tomorrow going to gift us a temporary high to swing on before the march to 40?

>>19390755
two gang banging joggers kill each other nobody cares, but the second there's an accidental death in the process of apprehending one of these dangerous criminals who's resisting arrest its full blown chimp out.

>>19390572
Is it bullish when joggers loot, pillage and burn major cities?

>all i do is buy the morning dip and then sell the next day at open only to buy the morning dip once again
too easy lads. bobos only have enough strength to dump for about an hour until we start pumping

>>19390740
>imagine retiring at 60 years ancient and pulling sub $2mil out of your retirement account, instead of retiring at 30, cashing out $7mil, knowing that you still have multiple decades of expanding capital

wtf i started making more money when i stopped coming to this general every day and only checking stocks once a day?????

NO. THE RUSSELL IS RED!!! THE RUSSELL IS RED!!! STOP, ALL INDICES MUST BE GREEN EVERY SINGLE DAY. QUICK CREATE ANOTHER $50 TRILLION, JUST FUCKING BUY THE FUCKING ETF. ALL NUMBERS MUST GO UP, EVEN IF IT KILLS THIS COUNTRY. YOU THINK LAST NIGHT WAS BAD?? JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE RIOTS THAT ARE COMING DUE TO ALL THE INEQUALITY WE'RE CREATING FROM MAKING NUMBER GO UP!! HAHAHA, NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM. I GET PAID TO MAKE NUMBER GO UP, DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THERE'S A RACE WAR. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PENSIONS INSOLVENT DUE TO SUPPRESSED INTEREST RATES. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR UNEMPLOYED. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE HOMELESS. ME AND MY BROS ARE OKAY, BUT ONLY IF ALL NUMBERS ARE GREEN SO PUMP THAT RUSSELL UP UNTIL ITS GREEN!!! GO GO GO FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

>>19390794
>>19390795
dude weed you can drink lmao

Anyone dump tqqq when I said? Switched to sqqq but I'm not expecting this to dump super bad

>>19390743
Its one of the whiter cities but the all have joggers now

$ V T I Q $
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>>19390807
Very, because the baboons inevitably have to be put down then, which makes the other apes on edge in the rest of the country.

>>19390780
this,
the more sense you try to make of the current market the more it will hurt.

>>19390661
This is bullish for real estate. Gentrification follows chimp outs.

>>19390836
>tfw guns and butter isn't just an illustrative metaphor anymore, its litteral

FUCK NAIL

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>19390572
I love healthcare, tech and credit card gains more than I love to COOOM in sluts

>>19390734
Didn't know that. Here's a tldr pic

>>19390812
my index funds will always outperform whatever nonsense is in your portfolio

Captain Jerome we're.... GOING DOWN! HALP

>>19390609
>>19390642

I have to hand it to them, Robinhood really knows their target demographic.

>>19390815
Keeping up with stocks, studying charts, buying and selling, shitposting, etc. is a hobby only for those that are compelled out of interest to do it. You will absolutely not make more money by doing any of those things. Just buy UPRO and TQQQ with every paycheck and relax. In 20 years you'll be able to retire lavishly. The more time you spend here the more likely you'll be talked out of that and end up poor

>>19390885
Kek

Bears could be here....

>>19390865
WEW I went to bet when the cops were shooting pepper balls at people and a couple guys were drumming and hiding behind a shopping cart

Things kept going? I assumed they eventually went to sleep too?

Ride sqqq to 10.15 10.20 if you're greedy

>>19390609
Learn to read candle charts.

>>19390890
Show your port.

>>19390909
I preach what I practice

>>19390675
Carnival is taking a shit right now.

>>19390896
Should make it a gif with the gas prices in the back flipping the fuck out.

>>19390866
if you havent made 30% yoy in 60% QQQ 40% EDV then why even daytrade? >>19390812

>>19390896
Nah they're reading the over the anti-suicide sites from the OP.
You ok bobo?

>>19390890
>retiring in 40's

No thanks i need to retire within 2 years

We've got active 7/11 in progress while baggie is short. Requesting back up from the PPT.

Bobos, how do you cope knowing that we will NEVER again have more than one consecutive red day in a row? The absolute best you can hope for is to make pennies off flipping mid day dips? Honestly, I can’t even imagine living that kind of life...

>>19390918
yeah with like $2000 bucks lmao

>>19390935
TQQQ weekly options and get lucky 10 times in a row
>>19390945
Look again more closely

>i capitulate today and buy in after two months of agony
>market starts going down
Sorry bullbros, the ride up ends here and it's all my fault

>>19390945
Isn't that 130k in SOXL?

>>19390866
doubt it, whatever is in your portfolio, i have options for

leverage will always beat the non-leveraged

i want you to imagine this anon, imagine that you bought options on the index you're holding, and i'm not talking about weekly options nor monthly options, i'm talking about leap options

leap options will always beat non-leap options, leveraged positions will always beat non-leveraged positions

and before you press X to doubt, how do you think hedgefunds make their money?

>>19390921
not all dividend companies are created equal

>>19390945
his spxl alone is 10 grand, are you retarded

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DOES NAIL KEEP PLUMMETING??!!

>>19390933
Please, the bobo, like any other trader, always has his exit bag ready.

>>19390959
thank you, you might save my spy puts

Why don't white people start forming flash mobs to kill all the niggers while they're flash mob looting?

How far are we from nigger death squads?

>>19390864
based

>>19390973
The exit bag you are referring to is a canister of helium attached to a cpap mask

>>19390935
Trying to retire at the end of this year myself. Stocks are just another piece of the puzzle (though, a significant piece). If I can get to 550k by the end of the year, Im "done", as with that amount of money I can put it all into gradual safe investments and be fine for the rest of my life.

>>19390989
Because white people, even the hillbillies, are too civilized (= cucked) for this.

i dont give two shits about the "deat cat bounce ends when bears capitulate" meme. S&P 3300 by august, Niggers.

kek, most financial experts say by age 40 you should have least double your salary saved/invested for a nice retirement later. Well I thank I've got that beat. I'm looking at having 3.3x my salary (or more) by that point. Fuck yeah.. No debt other than a house either. Nice retirement shall be mine, no work for me for the rest of my life.. Alarm clocks shall be banned outright, shorts and plain old shirts shall be the fashion of choice.... god I'm so ready...

>>19390989
Are you 15 years old? What kind of edgy, nonsensical question is that?

>>19390926
>60/40 QQQ/EDV
peasantry, completely vomitus

i ain't a buy-and-hold faggot, but if I were, I would have done 60/40 TQQQ/TMF

>>19390962
I don’t disagree with what you said but you can’t compare hedge funds to average jack offs in this thread. Even the guys with 7 fig ports are still retail shmucks.

>>19390972
I hope it goes down to the low 20's so I can load the fuck up

>>19390997
Yes. It's standard, isn't it?

>>19391021
>reddit

>>19390561
>I am hoping to graduate with maybe a $40,000 portfolio.
Of what? Just more and more short term stocks you plan to trade like now? If you had $400,000 worth of the stocks you're holding right now, would you still plan to realize 10% gains? Probably not. You're young, so put a long term strategy in place now.

>>19390609
just buy more of the free stock they give you

>>19391016
Sounds like peak boomer to me. Gonna get a nice ride on mower too?

>>19390609
Liquidate all your assets, leverage up 10x and buy naked calls on TQQQ, thank me later.

Apparently there was a pajeet who ran a gandhi style eatery up there in the twin cities who put a big sign out front of his place that said minority owned, but since the chimps can't read they still smashed his fucking window.

>>19391016
If you spend all this time and effort investing and learning to invest, you really going to stop? Nah, your just going to make this a paying hobby and be half assed retired like every other boomer I know.

>>19390962
lmao I bet I've outperformed you substantially since 2009

>hedgefunds
>making money

oh I didn't realize fucking Ackman was in this thread

you're a clown

>>19391021
It's pol-posting. Best to just ignore it, pol-lacks can't afford stocks anyway so they have nothing else to contribute.

>>19390609
buy a lot of S&P500 put options on margin

>>19390896
>obligatory
...thought Jerome. "I've never been in a market like this before. There could be BEARS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BEARS," he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Bears trading after hours. "With a money printer, the market can go anywhere you want," he said to himself out loud.

THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE TO THE ST. PAUL GAMESTOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sqqq taking of to 10

>>19391068
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>19391044
>You're young, so put a long term strategy in place now.

Gambling like he is isn't THAT bad of a thing when you're young. Typically when you're young you want to take higher risks. You need a good sized initial capital anyway. If he can get to 40k, then he should start playing it safe, as 40k can go a very long ways after 30 years.

>>19391059
Don’t talk shit about riding mowers. Drinking beer in 2nd gear and taking that first pass after a good couple days of rain is exquisite.

Why is "rioting" celebrated by leftists

>>19391086
based

>>19391068
The real lesson here is not to open a business next to niggers.

>>19391095
you sound like a homosexual. do you take it in the ass or are you a giver?

There are people in this thread with 30 dollar SQQQ bags

>>19391093
I listened in on the scanner for a second. they're really close to a lot of residential areas. Something's gonna bust today or tomorrow if it gets anymore out of hand.

Is robinhood screwing with me? I cant tell what is dragging my account down at all. None of my losses are that big either.

>>19390572
>netflix cancels my sub and refunds me 2 months worth for no reason
>4k june for free after re-subbing
>buy NFLX at 5x lev with S/L below this week's doji
>$30 loss if it gets stopped
kek they're practically paying for my longs

tfw own 1 share of BA

>>19391118
Ironic how I wanted to sell yesterday. Had I done it I couldve bought back in for bigger gains. Did sell something earlier today.

>>19391115
Black people know better than to try to riot in a white neighborhood.

>>19391093
looting in full force at the Target there in Midtown (St. Paul)

>>19391115
this the weekend it going to be fun
>>19391111
checked and try 300 tvix
of course that's only with 1 share

>>19390944
All I need is one major red day

>>19391118
Facepalm it was July calls I wanted to sell yesterday.

saint paul police scanner

https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

>>19391142
wait, another target? oh my hahahaha

>>19391142
is St. Paul going to burn like Minneapolis?

>>19391142
kek

>>19391111
Try $50 dollar bags...

why are they rioting?

>>19391175
jogging

>>19391115
Where can I listen to the scanner? Seems like it would be interesting.

>>19391175
Why do birds chirp?

>>19391142
They're like fucking locusts.

>>19390604
What downward crab? Today is 4green 1red. Are you only buying memeshit?

>>19391175
Because niggers

>>19391175
because fuck wipipo

k cops killed somebody i found the answer

DHC

>>19391171
b r u h
r
u
h

I am an adhd riddled zoomer (23) from playing twitch shooters such as call of duty and battlefield since elementary (well elementary was more of bf1942 and Medal of Honor)

I cannot long term invest so I give it to the local jew in town to invest properly with DRIP and such.
For me I gamble my part away in options and penny stocks like the degenerate i am

Currently: 200 a month to the jew, 100 a week to Chainlink until i get my suicide stack, i was adding 1k a week to robinhood until i got tired for messing with it. I also have 310 ounces of silver.

>>19391101
The real fundamental reason is leftists have double standards and are willing to say people aren't responsible for their own actions if they can use the actions as evidence to support their world view that the system is broken and the only way to fix it is through progressive policies that infringe upon our civil liberties.

>>19390866
I've been beating the Nasdaq and snp for a month. And I pay coooomissions

>>19391139
if they go about a mile north and a half mile south in that St. Paul area, it's really white. I have friends that live around there. I'm hoping they can stay with family out in the burbs for now. I'm an east coast fag, but it looks like a somewhat dense coastal burb right there.

>>19391184
>>>/pol/259158015

>>19390918
SOXL is basically just SOXX 3x leveraged, right?

>>19391161
It's like the third Target now actually. Yesterday they completely looted, destroyed, and set the Longfellow Target on fire. Then later on they looted the Uptown Target. Today's Target is over in Midtown in St. Paul

Tqqq still got way more to dump

>>19391175
Some jogger was accidentally killed by a cop while he was being arrested.

>>19391211
>>19391161

>>19391211
bullish

>>19391175
Retard cop had his knee on the neck of a nigger and essentially choked him to death. On camera no less. So, protests were formed. From these protests a nigger swarm erupted since they make up a decent size of the population there.

>>19391111

>>19391211
why do black people hate target so much

>>19391184
Google or if you’re on phone they have police radio apps.

>>19391207
Thanks

>>19391207
They won’t. Blacks aren’t as stupid as you think. They know white people have guns and would be collectively within their rights to gun down any hostile mob that approached their residence. During the LA riots the cops surrounded the white neighborhoods to keep blacks from getting slaughtered by inadvertently stumbling into an upper middle class firing squad.

>>19391251
What's really mind boggling about this is that normie whites won't even take a step back and ask themselves if diversity is really worth it. I mean, if you look at it objectively, it's not.

they are asking for permission to shoot pepper balls at protestors on the police scanners

https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

>>19391274
even better question is Target stock gonna shit over this.. (Hope so.. a nice 50% off deal would be sweet)

Why hasn’t the National Guard been deployed yet? This seems way more out of hand than Ferguson.

>>19391285
>During the LA riots the cops surrounded the white neighborhoods to keep blacks from getting slaughtered by inadvertently stumbling into an upper middle class firing squad.
Why are cops such cucks? Just let them pass, then proceed to shoot nogs from behind together with your fellow whites

>>19391291
How do I profit off this?

>>19391291
https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

>>19391296
Id expect it to go up as they can get insurance? Of course though you'd have to know if they are covered for wildlife damages?

>>19391285
So what you're saying is that nigs are so dumb they need white cops to prevent them from committing suicide. What you are NOT saying is that nigs are smart enough not to need white people to save them from themselves.

>>19391324
TQQQ

>>19391324
BUY CALLS ON PEPPER

>>19391324
Long GEO

>>19391274
they have top of the line security. iirc they are contracted by the government for forensics. TGT is something I will foreverhold once September rolls through.

>>19391285
That's what I'm thinking will happen. They're going to be able to spread in minneapolis and a bit north near the capital building in st. paul. that's about it. North Minneapolis might catch fire if it doesn't get quelled but the white areas are blocked.

>>19391320
It's generally all been retail and small commercial stuff. I don't think any major bridges highways or transport have really been hit. Lake Street is good for traveling on, but it's not the end of the world.

>>19391291
reports of wide spread looting

>>19391324
Buy TGT. It's going to somehow pump over this.

>>19391345
>he didn't

Snibbedy snap might if I take your gains and puts

>>19391194
I found marijuana and forgot life kept moving without me. Came back to some major disappointments. At this point I’m holding because if I never sell it’s never a loss

Now I really want the people of Minneapolis to shoot a few hundred vandals

FUCK IT I JUST SOLD EVERYTHING AND DOUBLED DOWN ON MY SPY PUTS AT THIS HIGH THE REST EXPIRE END OF NEXT WEEK PRAY FOR ME

Why do so many people need haircuts and sneakers today?

>>19391366
why September?

>>19391296
oh yeah, losing 3 stores could totally wipe out 50% of the share price.

>>19391274
It's specifically the Minneapolis poors I think. There were posts about it on twitter yesterday, the company donates big time to the Minni police department (probably because corporate is in Minni) and the guy was killed by a cop. Also, they wouldn't sell milk to the BLM protesters who were teargassed or whatever. And something about new loss-protection measures being tried out on that first store that targeted poor black folks or whatever. Not sure about that last one.

>>19391406
Best of luck you stupid bitch

>>19391382
Damn

>>19391407
Oh fuck it's starting

How can I see these Orcs rioting and still confidently invest in the S&P 500? It reminds me that the USA are a third world country on the brink of collapse and it makes me question the future. What is an investor supposed to do?

I fucking hope that LVS outperforms MSFT for the next 1 to 3 months because I just missed out on an extra 20bucks for selling msft too early

>>19391406
You're my opposite, I just fully bought in today. God speed brother, one of us is gonna get fucked.
>>19391427
stream link?

>>19391427
CAN I GET A LIVE FEED THIS IS SO BULLISH

>>19391413
around august and september all of this dust should likely be settled. The co-movement of components is a real bitch and I don't like that kind of exposure. I'll miss out on gains instead of depending on a trailing stop to fail at saving me from an overnight bart.

>>19391429
Looting means there is still consumer demand for luxury goods.

>>19391427
>justifying all looting in the name of george foreman

>>19391446
gotta get them jordans

>>19391086
Continue

>>19391427
>>19391211
>>19391142
Imagine the first company to come out and say they aren't going back to that area and will pull out of similar areas

Fucking leave them to their jobless desolate wasteland.

>>19391427
i like how the beta orbiter gather around and wait that the niggers do the dirty work lol

>>19391446
They're only consumers if they pay for it anon. Otherwise, it's considered losses.

>>19391444
>co-movement of components
you mean the sector rotation?
I figure that's where the deals are found, it's why I bought LLY and RGEN all the way down and now they're back on the way up.

i fucked up again
FUCK THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT

>>19391427
>that fatass with a cosplaying gf on the right
This is when I realized that I actually have never made it.

>>19391429
The US is on the brink of collapse. It's kind of funny.

Do you really think we could win a war against a mono-racial world power that is socially cohesive? We are probably one large war with China/Russia away from balkanizing along racial lines.

Give me just one fucking reason why I should short Twitter.

>>19391439
>>19391443
Police scanner: https://www.broadcastify.com/webPlayer/13544

Livestreams:
https://youtu.be/TsnEis-U65o
https://www.face.book.com/watch/live/?v=387690938789004&ref=watch_permalink

>>19391476
nah, i mean it moving with the retardation of the index. You're right though, there will probably a rotation into commodities sooner or later.

>>19391444
God I love feet.
Today I now own HPQ ($15.00) & HPE ($7.50)

>>19391504
bullish..

>>19391485
>cosplaying
Anon, you need to go outside and experience the real world sometime

Is SBUX worth it or is Ackman pumping and dumping again

>>19391489
the US military is still way to powerful

>>19391500
You shouldn't touch Twitter, it's far, far to manipulated by wall street because of the low price.

>>19391465
that's why niggers don't have grocery stores anymore. They just say "k bye"

>>19391528
dont mention this fucking kikes name

>>19391485
Eh, the cosplayer might be fatter than you think judging by the upper thigh.

>>19391485
look like just a chunky woman of lower class culture...
Making it is a journey, not a destination

>>19391509
into commodities? Maybe, that would probably be when the global recovery is being priced in so currencies stop deflating?

>>19391106
Please don't use a tripcode

>>19391443
Here's some video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p3bBiuCH-g
It shows the aftermath of what happens when there's a "Chimp Out". I'm 100% positive there's not a single bottle of alcohol left on the shelf of any liquor store in like a 3 mile radius of the epicenter.

What's he planning on doing with those dresses

I'm invested in a company that's gonna buy back a bunch of their own stocks.
What does this mean? Why do companies do this?
Rooki here, but has had a good run last couple of month's in the bull-market.

>>19391522
>he's never had a gf who hunts for his kinks and tries to make them happen

>TJX

J Pow, if you get get SPY up to $320 by tomorrow's close I'll have my wife bake some cookies for you and your senpai. Love, Anon.

>>19391533
>the US military is still way to powerful
Hitler said the same to his army when he was hiding in his bunker April 1945.

>>19391577
Is the earning report before or after the buy back?

>SPY positive
>only one of the REITs I'm tracking is positive (CHP)
what the fuck
were there mass news of delays on reopening or something. yesterday was already a correction day

>>19391211
>that betaboy recording it
Fucking clown world.

>>19391581
No, I mean, that's not a cosplayer. That's just what burger mulattos look like nowadays

>>19391577
for you its a good thing. the company has enough money to buy so much that its actually gonna move the price up. sell when that happened.

I still have 5% of my cash left. Should I put it in RDSb? I am still pretty flat on the RDSb that I already hold because I bought right before they cut dividends by chance.

>>19391576
>planning
>this creature
don't kid yourself

i am cancelling operation "Sell Puts on MARK"

>>19391576
sheeit he's a good boy who didn't forget about his mama!

>>19391593
yeah but he was drugged out and desperate
wait you mean he said that about the german army right?

>>19391602
ah yeah, that's what I told him.

>>19391577
Buybacks increase the value of the remaining stocks for those who do not participate. For those who do participate, it allows them to sell their stocks at some offering price (usually you make an offer within the range of prices they are considering, and they buy back X amounts of stocks, cheapest first).

>>19391573
it's like multiplayer supermarket sweep

>>19391577
the less shares a company has the more valuable existing shares become. sometimes when companies have a lot of cash they do this. it is a bullish sign.

Converted my float to TQQQ, Jesus Christ. Why was I retarded before?

>>19391606
you should have at least 5% of your portfolio liquid right now, I'd say much much more.

>>19391581
>>19391602
On closer inspection, he's right. Colored hair is slowly becoming the new norm.

>>19391274
supposedly there was a tweet about how they wouldnt sell milk to protesters so that justifies burning down their stores and looting them

>>19391561
>currencies stop deflating?
yeah, I'm going to guess we're still a long way out and we're just kinda swinging around willy nilly at the moment. It's hard to tell. Either way, I'm planning on leaving my money in cash, bonds, telecom, and utils in that order until july or august. I can't trade this consistently, but i don't like the risk profile of equities at the moment.

>>19391598
it's a bubble senpai, the market will probably play retarded for a while. if it keeps going up, I'm expecting it to go for up to two years before dipping again or crabbing for a while.

>>19391632
why

>>19391576
He’s got a Mercari account with 137 positive reviews.

OOOOOOOO

>dat volume
>dat red dildo
PREPARE U'RE ANGUS

>>19391561
>Maybe, that would probably be when the global recovery begins so currencies stop deflating.
Yes. That would be a better time.

>>19391577
Share repurchases benefit the shareholders in the short term, but are a reason we saw the vast disconnect between valuations and corporate profits over the last decade. They indirectly contributed to the fall from the highs being much harder than it would have been. They bring no value to company growth.

>>19391653
Smart, but two years is entirely infeasible.

>>19391650
it’s not rioting or looting.

it’s the manifestation of trauma & rage.

merchandise can be replaced, black lives can not.

>>19391657
So you can buy dips. Never be out of dry powder.

Jesus tqqq!

>look around the food section
>luckin coffee has 88k people from robinhood investing in
>chinese
>sales fraud

big fucking oof. just as bad as the aurora cannibis stock

>>19391678
shut the fuck up jogger

>my boring utilities ETF is up 3%

>>19391577
Share buybacks are financial engineering. Earnings per share (EPS) is an important metric used by analysts. When shares leave circulation because of buybacks, EPS improves and makes the company look good even if earnings didn't improve.

>>19391576
Xir is a brave transwoman fighting the white supremacist patriarchy

>>19391678
>black lives
Nobody honestly cares, not even blacks.

I havn't been here since march, have bears killed themselves yet?

holy moly

>>19391689
It's bait anon.

>>19391684
Robinhoodies love GE and F too.

>tfw my GE and F calls are going to get assigned

It’s a mixed feeling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19391680
well this is one of the largest dips I have seen in my investing life. I was in 100% cash and started buying up until just now starting March 23rd.

ok for real what the FUCK was that

>>19391635
yeah, just a chunky lowclass woman

>>19391657
because deals. yesterday morning there was a firesale on semiconductors I would've been nibbling on in small amounts.

>>19391676
>when the global recovery begins
I'd expect that to be priced in before it actually happens? Like with the stock market?

>>19391681
Sqqq 10 confirm

>>19391681
Holy fuck did you see how many scamming kikes were saying to buy TQQQ today ? And it’s dumping to hell now. Israel needs to be banned from 4chan. No more Jew psyops on /biz/ or /pol/

SPY is looking really strong todaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19391561
>Making it is a journey, not a destination
You are right, maybe it's just my brain looking for another reason to get itself depressed. I am green for three weeks although I'm starting to get depressed again for no reason.

>>19391617
>wait you mean he said that about the german army right?
The Wehrmacht and SS. But at the time even the SS is fighting the Wehrmacht because it was a zoomer vs boomer thing. Many of Wehrmacht soldiers were war veterans who knew when to drop their weapons, a lot of Wehrmacht soldiers secretly hated Hitler since the start. SS zoomers loved Hitler because they were a bunch of faggots who loved to get fucked in the ass by Hitler.

>>19391678
it's both. they are rioting and they are pissed, for totally legitimate reasons

lots of hate in this thread. as to be expected unfortunately

>>19391533
>Doesn't realise that military is speeding up the crash
>Oblivious to the fuckin fact that the US military was the reason the crash was assured.
Ever heard of the Nixon shock? The reasons that preceded it?
Vietnam
You mutts are so fuckin brainwashed. That military is your biggest weakness & certally not built for your benefit. Have you seen the cost of a cruise missile?

BROS

>>19391719
GET FUCKED CYBER JEW WE CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING

N-NANIIIIIII


Lmao luckily I sold a bit after the top

>>19391716
Kill yourself spic

>>19391712
MY PUTS

>>19391711
king

i tried to warn you biz, you still have time to get out

>>19391504
Another one https://youtu.be/z_KRzefl7S4

Nigger livestreaming himself "going to target"

>>19391721
I mean it's 4chan

"Rioting and looting isn’t the right way to be heard.”

Maybe they should pick up a history book. The American Revolution was preceded by a gang of angry white dudes who stole a bunch of tea and dumped it in the Boston Harbor.

FUCKING TSLA ELON TWEET SOMETHING

>>19391721
>totally legitimate reasons

explain how they are justified burning down target, auto zones, and tj maxx stores

>reverse ETF

https://m1.finance/3Ul9vaJXtxCw
why daytrade when you can make 40% yoy with the MAGA portfolio
>"what are you doing wrong"

>>19391732
You stupid jews are absolutely doomed.

>>19391711
You never know when the next one is going to be. Always be prepared, put your cash into bond etfs or hold them up in waaaay OTM cash covered puts if you don’t like seeing it sit.

calm the fuck down kids

>>19391746
wtf where did you find that pic, that's my gf from HS

>>19391737
>oh no its at 0% for the day now

oh no no , we got too cocky bull bros

What's the final solution to the whole chimp out reaction? It's like nothing we've done has worked and there's always a chimp out after one of these uppity joggers gets too resistant during a routine arrest.

>>19391746
How many of you kikes are operating on /biz/ at a time?

>>19390572
>>19391718
THE TIME OF RAEG POSTIMG HAS BEGIN
https://youtu.be/EQ3G0oS-OWY?t=242

>>19391727
I am well aware how much missiles cost thats why I am 20% in RTX

>>19391743
I should have been more clear. the rioting is NOT justified. their anger IS justified.

Get crabbed on

Trump to hold press conf on china fri

and just like that
yesterday's gains never happened
i fucking hate elizabeth warren

I had no idea investing was this easy


all it does is go up and I make money

JUST SELL OFF ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THIS IS ALL SO TIRESOME

Police scanner
>They're looting everything
>Which store?
>There isn't a store that is not being looted, all stores are being looted

corona puts on vale (brazilian iron miners)

>>19391676
>two years is entirely infeasible
I wouldn't say that. since it's based on a credit bubble, we could end up making the infinite liquidity turn into infinite credit (unlikely). I could easily see us all getting strangled by revenues being unable to keep up with debt obligations for that period before folding.

>>19391713
>I'd expect that to be priced in before it actually happens?
At these prices it seems like too much recovery has been priced in. Q3 earnings are probably the big thing to watch for. Q2 will be as dismal as Q1, but there might be hopeful guidance in there. Q1 should have been the most damning of the three, but if no one wants to listen to the sheets and appreciate a shock, then Q3 should be the make or break it since everyone is expecing Q2 to look like dogshit. we could literally just crab for 8 years. who knows.

>>19391771
Start shooting the rioters. Televise it. Niggers need to fear for their lives again. The Jews have pampered and made them way too confident

>>19391653
>it's a bubble senpai, the market will probably play retarded for a while
aaaa REITs are already undervalued as fuck, but i dont wanna have to average down just because SPY drags it down with them when it bursts.
I'm bullish on REITs but I'm still scared on problems with reopening because US has somehow been so retarded with covid19 that they hit 100K deaths (how the FUCK) and I'm sure it's going to affect Canada too.
seriously what the fuck. 100K deaths, not even the poor countries in Asia were devastated that much proportionally, heck it looks like corona didn't do anything in Asia in comparison

>>19391788
I never listen to these things but why the fuck is the audio so poor? can't our tax dollar by higher quality radios for the blue bois?

>>19391750
I have yet to do any sort of options trading. I strictly go long.

>>19391777
they are wasting goodwill, it's OK to be upset about dude's death as it was clear negligence, but chimping out does not help your cause

>>19391787
hows your june puts treating you?

>>19391788
>WE HAD TO PULL OUT OF FOOT LOCKER THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM

>>19391809
>>19391809
>>19391809
>>19391809
new thread

>>19391741
I don't remember in any book about americans looting and burning down their own stores and homes when they did that.

Jesus christ shitposting aside the police scanner thing is terrifying the cops are cornered and they are repeatedly saying >Theres too many of them
what the fuck
https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

>>19391788
For those of you asking “what’s rioting accomplishing”....remember that this fight for equality and safety for black folks has been going on for over half a century.

They won’t listen. They won’t change.

Drastic action is necessary.

I say burn the whole fucking city down.

>>19391788
>As soon as we leave one store they start looting it again
>We can't cover anything for long

>>19391803
>100K deaths
>
REITs... I would be cautious if they're not telecom, but I'm not a real estate guy. i'm finance and telecom/media.

>>19391771
Gentrification. Black people serve a vital role in the local economies. They act like composting bacteria to break down abandoned or unproductive areas till they become lucrative enough for an investor to buy them all up and improve them. All the trendy up and coming areas of the last 8 years are former black neighborhoods. Now it’s all barcades, IPA, and $2500 studio apartments.

should i sell my one stock of amazon and buy some midcaps or even just put it into etfs?

>>19390861
Fucking same..................... Fuck

>>19391837
>niggers are urban infrastructure eating bacteria

Buying calls on Koreans

>>19390890
I'm 20 years the world won't exist

I need to be rich TODAY

>>19391806
You should get your feet wet with selling covered/secured options. Even a very risk averse investor can wring an extra 5% a year out of his portfolio. Google The Wheel Strategy.

>>19391865
Yeah, if we’re being honest.

>>19391886
based department on line one

>>19391893
Thanks for the advice anon, I will take a look at that. Been tyring to find a reputable place to learn options trading.

>>19391854
Easiest $20 I ever lost.

My china short isn't going to make up for this damn it

Is there any reason to ever exercise options
It almost always seems inferior to just selling

>>19391776
>RTX
Sorry Anon I don't buy shitcoins.
eke
I'm not buying stocks ATM, only have gold royalty companies ATM.

How do Raytheon's books look? Did they participate in the stock buy back spree?

>>19390972
Because I finally bought in today.....

>>19391950
Who actually exercises?
What happens to all the options that ppl can't afford to excercise, so sell on Fridays?

>>19391713
>Priced in.
The fact that the US equity market is the only market that has recovered to the extent that it has globally should tell you something about the prospects for global recovery. The US equity market is the only market that has attempted to price in a V-shaped recovery to the extent that it has, with no solid data to guide it to that conclusion. Don't expect global markets to behave the same way.

>>19391796
Credit is already tightening, and that's despite the fact that only 9% of small businesses (which employ nearly half of employed Americans) have received PPP loans. The depressed demand isn't going to right itself based on hope when there are so many unemployed. Revenues will take a hit sooner rather than later, forcing companies to trim expenses (layoff employees) and thereby continue the cycle. 50% of households surveyed had no emergency savings. Households and companies are going to be unable to meet their debt obligations, and we'll see it this year, not in two years. Household names have already started declaring bankruptcy.
>hopeful guidance
Companies have been cutting guidance for the year left and right.

>>19391950
If you think it will keep going up and don't need the relative safety provided by the option's leverage, you can exercise.

>>19391837
The joggers already burned down the new section 8 housing that was under contstruction. It's like the quarantine caused a pent up demand for chimp out, and now it's completely out of control. Maybe they should get some water cannons out on the front lines.

>>19392024
That’s not relevant to what I’m talking about, just an excuse to insert your talking point.

The US equity market tends to bottom about a 12 months before the economy does, historically. I was considering whether currency markets would do something similar.

>>19391803
>they hit 100K deaths (how the FUCK)
Official CDC guidance to hospitals said to classify every person who died while having any cold/flu symptoms as having COVID-19 and hospitals get paid extra for that. That's how.

>>19391803
china definitely underreported their numbers, wouldn't be surprised if they also had 100k deaths

>>19392105
oh that would explain how it's inflated as fuck. I'll look into that. i'll feel more comfortable averaging down on REITs once i confirm

>>19392063
Aren't most options automatically paying the cash difference between actual and strike?

>no pumps last night
>no pumps today
>they didn't save the market with magic one minute candles during open hours

>>19391803
Fucking lmao. Canada has done NO (0) testing whatsoever, have closed later to anyone else in both relative and absolute terms, never had official closures anywhere and only 'guidance', refused to give any covid data to organizations that tried to help, sent all medical equipment to china in February and had none left before 'closing' down, never stopped flights, never tested at airports, never enforced isolation after coming in from abroad (merely 'suggested' it), and to this day has some of the highest relative death rates in the world. How's that for retarded?

>>19392177
Only if it's ITM, otherwise it depends on many other factors, most notably volatility, time, and price of the underlying. Regardless, if you sell and buy a new option, it will cost you the option price instead of being free.
Also there are other reasons to exercise, e.g. you bought calls and want the divvy despite that the option is not quite itm, or you bought puts and you think it's going to soar soon.

>>19391208
>SOXL is SOXX leveraged
Yes, that is correct. The leverage is rebalanced daily so it will match the performance of SOXX x3 up or down. In the longterm it should do much better than that would imply assuming the market returns to the relatively low volatility we had and continues to go up more than it goes down. I believe we will see this. If so, buying SOXL now will make you very rich in a few years.
>>19391890
You and me both, fren

>>19392195
i'd argue it's grossly inflated because of our horrible long-term care system. There's hardly any deaths with community now, meanwhile many of our long term care homes were absolutely devastated, like almost half the home died (e.g. Eatonville in Ontario)

HOLY FUCK MY SPY PUTS ACTUALLY CAME IN CLUTCH SHOULD I HOLD INTO TOMORROW BEFORE CLOSE OR SELL NOW?

THEY EXPIRE ON MON and FRI NEXT WEEK

>>19392323
Sell bro

>>19392323
Sell right the fuck now. The market foes up overnight much more than it goes up in the day. You'll wake to a good bogging tomorrow if you hold

>>19391741
>rioting against a foreign government occupying your land is totally the same as rioting over a dindu getting killed by the cops
Ok retard.

>>19392271
That's partially true, but by comparison, most countries gave hospitals free gibs for reporting corona deaths, inflating their numbers as well. Meanwhile we decided testing was a bad thing and if you had ever called with corona symptoms they'd have told you you cannot come get tested because you hadn't traveled in the past 14 days, or if you had called later on they'd tell you you cannot get tested regardless. Depends on province, but ontario was the best by far about their testing, and still mostly limited it to healthcare workers and at-risk populations. Thus, the case and death counts was greatly underestimated.

>>19392323
sell you crazy fucker

>>19392102
It's absolutely relevant. It's another indicator that you should expect prolonged weakness globally, which will be compounded by distortions introduced by the relative rate of printing to GDP from central banks on global scale. We will likely see an increasingly stronger dollar, lower commodity pricing, and depressed global demand, and we can't forecast when that will change. We might be facing secular headwinds coming out of this. You might be better looking at EM equity markets during that time, using a comparison between them and US equities as an indicator (look for divergence in ratios).

>>19392356
this is statistically true

what calls are you guys buying

I SOLD I COULDN"T TAKE IT I BROKE EVEN DOWN 75% FROM YESTERDAY'S HIGH OF MY PUTS BUT DIDN"T SELL LIKE A DUMBFUCK NOW IM ALMOST DEAD EVEN WHERE I STARTED HOLY SHIT I ALMOST LOST ALL MY MONEY

I SOLD AND PUT IN OVERNIGHT CALL FOR SPY GODSPEED

I bought PTON, MAXR, NET and FSLY today. TA is solid. Recent 50/150MA breakouts on at least twice the 52 week average volume. Bought half now, half if they pullback on low volume. If they don't pullback that's bullish so I'll FOMO in more.

>got into stocks with 13k€ 6 weeks ago
>made 2k€ since
Nice.
I'm even HODLing stuff like Aroundtown that has a lot more potential.