/biz/ - Business & Finance

Who is rioting?

okay i arrived at Minneapolis, what do i do now

>>19382518
It's turned from rioting to just looting fucking everything

Bless my positions Jesus Christ.

a n i m e

For best stream experience, bring these two up side-by-side:

Lookner for news coverage and live police scanner: https://youtu.be/jZ8bUlV8guU

Gloomtube for live on the ground shots: https://youtu.be/jjomVb9SAyo

>>19382530
But that happens almost always in Muttmerica exclusively.

>>19382524
Take pictures. If you get nice ones you can sell them to the news.

>>19382530

That's literally what its always been about, not rage about some random dead nigger.

Niggers just look for an excuse to chimp out in mass to steal

>>19382540
this is the best stream ive found

https://www.twitch.tv/leveluptogether

i have a feeling i will lose all my gains from the last two days today

>>19382546
>just look for an excuse to chimp out
fixed this for you

>>19382548
That's a good one too. Gloomtube has that feed (or a similar angle) plus some other love shots too side-by-side

>>19382533
Any
Nigger
Is
My
Enemy

>>19382509
Realistically how much is an outlet of this size worth? It can't take that much off their balance sheet but now I'm wondering if their price to book could drop like .05% or something before the insurance payout
>>19382447
Jesus himself said "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.". I don't wanna get puked up :3

who is thinking of a call on brent today?

I am using the DRIP calculator, but I can't find ANY dividend stocks that out performed SPY since 2009. Not KO, XOM, BAC. MCD basically tied. It seems that the entire market has only grown due to obscene tech stock valuations of MSFT, AAPL, and AMZN. If you take away these 3 companies, its almost like we had no growth. Everything else was irrelevant.

>>19382548
the guy has a real comfy voice honestly...
no idea what he's talking about regarding businesses and cali

umm...is this going to 30 going to be bad?

>>19382598
Maybe because those are the only companies to have recovered from the crash already?

Better Ingredients Better Pizza, Godamn niggers

>>19382598
SPY really is a solid investment. Lots of folks shy away from it because it feels boring, I assume, but the stats are quite clear on this.

thats a big candle...

>>19382618
Since 2009?

>>19382598
That's an important thing to notice friend. The inflows into the S&P 5 (hehe) is crazy, I've considered them overbought for almost a month but they haven't slowed down. Kinda alarming

>>19382598
can you check S&P 600?

Made some bad decisions, panic selling the main one, but I'm nearly back to my highest ever gains.

oof... the poor self esteem of that one fat cop

these people are just screaming nonsense...
>Where the black police at?
okay that's a good point

>>19382688
not wanting to be offed for being black and a cop...

>>19382699
But if you're a black cop, then you should be defended by the black community and the police community!
:^)

who is betting against oil prices? considering russians already consider increasing their output ? plus we had inventories significantly higher from yesterdays report

>yesterday I put a limit buy order for TQQQ at 73.00
>it reached 73.4 and then it bounced back to 80
>I missed out on 9% gains
How do I cope with this? How do I avoid it in the future?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA took about 7 minutes for the firetruck to get to the store with the owner inside.... oh thank God, the building isn't on fire, the scanner got bad info. I wonder if she or someone else called them in to make sure the fire doesn't spread. It's apparently really really bad.

>>19382686
Based. Finally made it back to my all time highs yesterday, so we’re probably in for a real doomperoo pretty soon

fb puts at open vs
shop puts at open vs
call spreads on spy at open (dont feel like this one)

MALL OF AMERICA
>MALL OF AMERICA
MALL OF AMERICA
>MALL OF AMERICA
MALL OF AMERICA
>MALL OF AMERICA
https://twitter.com/abebogale/status/1265906089368997888?s=20

>>19382761
unironically, if trump is signing something that prohibits social media from regulating content, that take a lot of liability off their shoulders.

>>19382711
>>19382688
>>19382699
There is truth i these dubs i suppose the situation is somewhere inbetween...

is looting bad for a cities' business long term?
I imagine people don't want to start shops where feral niggers can destroy your business randomly.

>>19382735
you are 3 days late. it's dumped -12% already so far

>>19382768
pretty sure this isn't mall of america, this is a mall in chicago somewhere

>>19382768
thats chicago you stupid faggot

>>19382770
im very bearish mostly of what chinese announced today with Hong kong, so i am thinking which is a better short, china affiliated companies or social media
p.s i really want to buy some puts on TSLA , ZM, SHOP

>>19382770
The point is to force companies to choose:
micro manage and edit content but become liable
or
allow all content that is not illegal and not be held liable

>ahhhhh that third coffee of the morning

Feels good man, where my /coffeesquad/ at??

>>19382776
easy to judge, 10% is nothing when we had daily 30% moves for a week

>>19382761
>Not twitter puts

Oh god, scanner just announced a guy in an ambulance with testicular torsion
>>19382745
Wew, it'd be pretty brutal to have people die from arson. This is so much crazier than the Ferguson riots, how's she gonna get back home?
>>19382768
Retail is so screwed, I need to look into EMTY

>>19382793
you a fin ? no 2 reporting in

>>19382793
im into starbucks coffee but only decaf now or half decaf because caffeine gives you a headache hangover

>>19382793
What are you brewing with coffeeanon? Pic related

>>19382786
funny, I really want to BUY shopify. Also Dexcom, check that chart if you haven't, and their products.

>>19382791
I think the point is the second one, don't censor trump, now you're not responsible. It's a win for FB and twitter.

>>19382803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YIKES

>>19382814
I simply buy a good standard instant coffee and add hot water. I'm willing to be redpilled though on proper brewing?

I finally got my Trump bucks, a whole $600. Thats like one fourth of what Im paying in taxes for 2019! #Blessed

>>19382814
filter is shit, buy a proper espresso machine

>>19382829
I-instant c-coffee? You’ve been drinking instant coffee this whole time? Anon, I...

>>19382822
call me old school or a dinosaur, im not buying anything that has a p/e of 2000
>>19382829
absolutely disgusting

>>19382793
Just had my coffee from my nespresso machine.

>>19382843
I live in a neo-liberal dystopia, I don’t have room in my allocated square footage unfortunately. Once I escape I will drop a G on a proper machine.

>>19382829
Back in college I would drink instant coffee like water.

Then when I got a job after graduation, I worked around 60 hours a week, so I got a cheap coffee maker to fill a thermos with it.

Spend the $12 on a Mr. Coffee machine and brew.

Shit is amazing compared to instant coffee and much cheaper long run.

Jesus they are still looting the Walgreens

>>19382829
Aww geez anon at least get a dripper.

bullish?

>>19382768
>mall of america
Bloomington isn't a bad area. oh boy.


>>19382773
the street is mostly retail, it will ripple a bit, maybe not enough for the REITs on the indexes.

>>19382803
>how's she gonna get back home?
I think there's an apt uptop, I'd host her out here on the coast if she needed it.

>>19382814
>chemex
nice

>>19382843
You should try a chemex sometime. The mouthfeel is absolutely luxurious. The V60 and other pour overs are good, but I think the chemex is the best.

>>19382869
may i ask where ? pls dont say sweden

>>19382875
At this point it doesn't matter anymore.

>>19382884
cheers, though a good espresso machine is on my bucketlist now, when i actually start making money on this clown market

>>19382875
Eventually they will overestimate and markets will rally off of 1m unemployed vs 1.2m unemployed expected. With reopenings it'll be interesting to see how many people who weren't just furloughed don't get their jobs back.

>>19382843
I got a cheap coffee maker and it's great.

I bought my wife one of those $300 expresso/latte machine and that shit is fucking disgusting desu

>>19382870
i could see buying a machine to make tea but why would someone drink like 7 cups of coffee a day that you need a dedicated machine

i cant imagine the headache of pure hell you would face the next day

so is the stock market crisis over? everything seems to go up again and almost to pre corona level

>>19382793
>>19382814
>>19382829
>>19382847
>>19382859
>having $5 coffee every day
>wasting $2000 a year on coffee
never gunna make it. Drink water.

ive been studying this general for several weeks now. ive concluded there are really only 4 people here, all multi boxing do perpetuate their mental illness:

a) that one nancy poster
b) that one anime loli poster
c) that one boomer that unironically thinks this general is real
d) that one zoomer that thinks he can be profitable trading options

can somebody redpill me on this ? it seems nobody is buying anymore during day trading, only after hours pumps the prices

>>19382886
Honolulu

>>19382901
what did you buy ? i think its a brand and a question of beans

>>19382917
nojs

>>19382814
I import the Australian version of nescaf blend 43.
I tell you it is way better.

Went short on the fucking bottom AHH

wait til cash open? its fucking pumping

>>19382900
Furlough is just a soft firing. Only important people come back from furlough. In a few months when unemployment is gone, things will start to get bad again.

>>19382910
which are you?

>>19382906
I drink at least 8 cups of coffee daily. Lol

Pros:

It kills hunger, let's you focus, its tasty and makes you piss really hard and fragrant enough to make your restroom smell like Starbucks. Win win

>>19382884
cute girl

>>19382941
>lets you focus
its the other way around, you arent functioning anymore without it

>>19382509
are the protests bullish, bearish, or neutral for the market today? i would probably bet on bullish because corona scare may be very briefly postponed for a day or so

>>19382908
I prefer my water with coffee in it

>>19382965
the markets dont care about protests
look at the futures

>>19382895
>a good espresso machine
this is definitely my made it appliance.

>>19382901
Have you tried coldbrew? It's not too hard and usually much nicer than a drip because it doesn't usually get weird flavors that are in lower quality beans. The difficult part is straining it because it doesn't always filter too well. Search it up, just throw grounds into water and leave it out for 12-18 hours. strain and refrigerate what's leftover. you can make it concentrated too. If you like it sweet, you'll need it dissolved into hot water beforehand or you'll need to make a syrup.

>>19382965
likely neutral.

>>19382972
Imagine bobos unironically shorting Target only to get squeezed and pumped out.

>>19382908
I only drink water, coffee and tea.

>>19382965
riots are a fucking nothingburger

>>19382941
its headaches and heart arythrimatics

its the same thing if i start drinking like 5 energy drinks a day like i used to

im guaranteed to have a headache the next day

because the caffeine

so painful that im afraid to drink caffeine

sure you could go a few days just drinking tons and tons of it and ur still pending a torture session

>>19382925
This thing. Can't add your own beans. You buy "coffee capsules/pods" for it.

Wife think its amazing. I think it tastes like shit plus you have to keep buying the bullshit coffee pods. Women, man....

all gone

You guys should get one of these, french press built into a big mug. Brew n sip right at your desk at work
>>19382961
Caffeine is an essential vitamin, much like nicotine
>>19382965
I don't think it'll matter ultimately, if we see more widespread civil unrest this summer it could be slightly bearish, remember there are 30mm unemployed and everyone's mad from being cooped up inside

>>19382884
>mouthfeel

>>19382991
coffee capsules ? why on earth would you do this to yourself

>>19382994
Wouldn't be far fetched to assume that competitors took advantage of the situation to wreck them.

>>19382983
I literally bought target fucking today. This can't be good.

>>19382965
pay more attention to the bill china just passed re: hong kong, and the hong kong bill hitting trump's desk, and the social media bullshit he's on a warpath over.

>>19383018
cheers senpai, no homo

>>19382941
have you tried taking amphetamines instead?
hehe

The bear returns, in form of niggers.

>>19382966
>>19382984
My Liquid portfolio is
60% Water
20% Coke
10% Milk
10% Hot coco

>>19382793
I'm a filthy Folgers coffee and one of those instant water boiler coffee machines. I drink my coffee with milk since I'm addicted to the caffeine jew but hate the taste of bitterness. Is it even worth it to get something else since it's 3/4s coffee, 1/4 milk?

coffee is exactly like nofap

sure you could drink 1 coffee every other day

but the moment you stop drinking it in moderation and make it a daily thing YOURE FUCKED.

youre going to get a huge migraine

same thing if you fap once every day you will feel horrible

but anyone could drink a coffee here and there during the week

anyone could fap "sometimes" like if you skip a day

but you cant just keep doing something it doesnt work

only tea has a very minimal impact on the body

>>19383024
I think it’s more likely niggers just like destroying things.

>>19382916
What you're seeing there is ordinary market behaviour magnified by the current volatility. The majority of the moves happening premarket and afterhours has been standard for a long time.

>>19382965

a bunch of niggers chimping out and destroying their own city does absolutely nothing (0%) to the markets.

>>19383024
they took advantage and burned it down themselves
8600 square feet of retail space is worth less than zero right now, would rather receive an insurance payout

>>19382999
get a pourover (Hario)

>>19383048
>not cooming while drinking coffee every 12 hours
Never gonna make it.

>>19383023
Wife is 10 years younger than me, tight vagina, white, swallows, cooks/bakes daily and is around 110 lbs.

Probably the closest thing to a robot cat maid desu

So when she wants retarded shit she wants, I usually get it lol

or like lemon water

you cant really have a no impact substance that you can sip like water

even lemon water will begin to irritate your throat

Where should I put my money after the rise of the apes consumes America?

>>19383048
bro you space like a reddit and your shit's all retarded
If you drink one coffee a day and stop you'll be fine

>>19382965
Bullish for companies that might be able to scrounge up insurance claims on buildings that weren't going to be opening soon anyway.

>>19383037
I used to be prescribed adderall. It's great with coffee but makes you grind your teeth and makes you feel tense. So I stopped taking it.

>>19383075
well i typically drink a large coffee

if you are unironically drinking 1 CUP measurement of coffee every morning then i believe you

i think you can get away with that but the headache would be minor because you had a small amount of caffeine rather than a large amount of caffeine

>>19383057
I have the Hario and also an aeropress with the metal reusable filter. Aeropress with the metal filter (and not the paper one) edges out the Hario (with paper filter) by a little bit. More oil gets through. Hario with its own metal reusable filter wins overall but I hate cleaning that thing.

>>19383066
now imagine the things you can ask her in bed if you can actually present to her a better quality caffeine intake on a daily basis

>>19383070
DKNG

>>19383066
>white women in 2020

>>19383054
i am seriously thinking of just buying 340 calls on spy and just wait it out

>>19382991
>>19383066
nespresso isn't too bad. I like the roma capsules. Have you tried using it for an Americano? You might like it.

>>19382509
PULL OUT OF MCDONALDS, AUTOZONE, TARGET, WENDYS, ARBYS, US BANK. Uhh what else did they burn down?

>>19383057
>insurance payout
They would need some sick coverage to be covered for riots.

>>19383066
Girls have vaginas

Oh boy the nofap crusader has gotten bored of /r/nofap again...

>>19383040
You’re supposed to have Pepsi and Coke because of that frito lay and Gatorade money...

>>19383066
I need life advice to get on that path. Damn.

hey is $REFR anon here? i sold like a retard around $3.8 with a basis of $2.9 and wondering how you're doing

>>19383093
Apple Store in Uptown was looted

>>19383066
Keep at it Anon you are doing great! Just make sure you don't lose it!

>>19383093

>oh no a single one of our (franchised) branches burned down!

This does absolutely nothing.

>>19383093
All of these businesses should receive insurance money. It's not bearish for the parent stocks.

>>19383066
living the life bro

>>19383093
BUY THE FEAR CAN'T GO WRONG AAAAAAAAAAA

>>19383099
go to a village in a white country, try to find a religious girl, thats about it

>>19383110
>>19383108

Not if this continues to all cities. Just wait until the weekend.

Only thing you really should do when riots happen is buy gun stocks. Otherwise, who gives a shit.

>>19382530
>black people: we must help our communities
>also black people: fuck target

I have the feeling we get a realy red day today, especially for oil. China approves controversial Hong Kong law, unemployment numbers, Q1 GDP numbers.

>>19383082
that's a nice pit, I like it

>>19383094
you're telling me that the average company in the US isn't covered for arson and just gonna eat all these losses when we have 'people' in the US burning down businesses all summer?
bro what

>>19383063
>>not cooming while drinking coffee every 12 hours

thats a recipe for disaster i did that exact thing the other day i fapped 2 days in a row and had like 4 energy drinks and i had one of the worst night ive had all year

i was sitting there with no dopamine in my brain i was like WHY AM I SO BORED WHAT DO I DO?

>>19382910
But isn't shorting options and holding long term stocks the way to go?

>>19382762
Wtf did you buy?

>>19382910
I’m the realist thing you will ever meet

>>19383121
>Not if this continues to all cities
Well that's something we'll deal with if it happens. BLM riots of this style have never caused a wave of copycat protests across the country before. You get some smaller protests in response but not chaos.

>>19383128
Then you just gotta coom more.

>>19383149
no dude u can feel yourself getting sapped of all the energy your body has the more you do it

youre gonna fall deeper into a hole thinking you can just fap unlimited

youll look like the coomer wojak after all that

I'm riding the wave /biz/bros
~~~___~~~~
~~~/..../~~~~
~~/___/~~~~

>>19383121
>the bear frantically grabs for every scrap of hope

>>19383119
>village
dude what? I gotta go to Bulgaria?

>>19383169
i found one in sweden, perfect wife material + beautiful and smart kids
t. greek

how do you lose 800$ in "after hours"

what even is this bullshit lmao

>>19383148
It's different this time with everyone out of work and looking for excitement.
Chinese bioscience changed the formula all up for this one, and it's still very early in the summer. Also if police are like any other business right now they're probably running on reduced staffing.
I could see things getting heated in nearby cities like Chicago soon. I don't think it will spread everywhere, most cities just don't have the proper population levels of diversity to support such a thing.

>>19383186
Classic John

>>19383186
you found a young single mother in a swedish village?

>>19383205
kids are mine bro, got her when she was young, people are falling for the memes unfortunately

>>19382530
every black is a natural born criminal and they are always looking for a chance to steal and fuck shit up

can you stop posting these pedo cartoons and those bug people, please? thanks

>>19383222
i dunno the way your worded it, that's just how I read it. Well congrats on making it. I'm too old for backpacking through sweden, too far behind in too many ways.

>>19382548
shit's getting pretty tense...
Goddamn though so many people are going to get covid I bet

>>19383246
They can't help it, anon. They're low IQ manlets.

SHORT TWITTER

>>19383121

never going to happen

>>19383267
yeah, we're only going to see it flare up in a few spots. I don't think it's going to happen for economic reasons this year.

FUTURES ARE RED AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19382509
>when you miss it because you're too busy with fucking UNI
on another topic, what's the most painless way to kill yourself? Asking for a friend.

>>19383262

>fact checks

This is such a stupid newspeak thing. They are never actually facts. They're just the opposite opinion.

>>19383282
Exit bag

>>19383282
if you drink two coffees and fap twice per day you will become numb to the pain (according to leading /smg/ researchers)

>>19383262
hehe jack got trapped in this one
are you fact checking or are you just talkin shit Jackie D

>>19383288
True. They don't seem to fact check their own opinions.

Does anyone of you know a good real estate investment?

>>19383297
if you cant feel pain you will hold bags forever

>>19383262
I don't see these 'fact check' labels, did they remove them?

>>19383314
buy a house in a nice place

>>19383297
pain is good though
does anybody know if i can buy property as a eurofag in the states ?

>>19383314
I would personally look at an ETF, but real estate is not doing good. For a long time.
https://www.ishares.com/uk/individual/en/products/251803/ishares-us-property-yield-ucits-etf

>>19383297
So if I drink four cups of coffee and fap four a day what then? Will I become happy?

>>19383314
Cell tower REITs might be good, but stay the fuck away from residential and commercial unless you want to gamble that everything is going to recover.

>>19383352
2 cups is enough, fap is ok, get a wife and make kids, this is where real happiness is

>>19383352
you're going to have to be our lead researcher for that project, no one knows what will happen if you drink that much coffee

>>19383358
All I want is a few million so I never need to work again. I missed out on crypto trash. I wanted to buy ETH when it was $50 but I had no money. Now I have some money but I'm so busy with Uni that I can't be watching the markets 24/7.

>>19382509
I have a question for you all, I bought ishares global clean energy etf high. Now it's finally green again. But I feel like the market will crash again this year once people finally realize everyone is out of a job... Another sign that a crash is coming is that the average guy is now talking about stocks (at least here in my EU country). Would you sell and rebuy when price is lower again?

>>19383368
I ask because I've been doing that for about five years. I'm not happy yet.

>>19383066
>has wife
>watches shows for pedo coomers and little girls

>>19383377
now is the only time in world history you will get to buy stocks this cheap

u could all in on any airline and have a moon shot already

why are u thinking so hard

>>19383255
Your great grandfather was fucking 'underage' girls, feminist.

>>19383385
are you numb though?
what makes you happy?
I've got some fresh shroomies that I just picked if you want to go on an adventure sometime

>>19382965
Probably neutral. Buildings and merchandise is insured, plus one or two franchises would have little to no impact on a company bottom line. I feel bad for the people who's jobs burned down tho.

Civil unrest was inevitable given people being stuck at home for months, Only $1200 (that you may or may not have gotten), no job / money (except unemployment, which many don't get for variety of reasons), and lets throw in Ferguson 2.0. My county is re-opening Friday, but it wont stop the bankruptcies, foreclosures, and unhappy people in the months to come. People will see SPX 4000 on the news but have no money, no job, no chance of a job (Look at the most recent CBO report. Laid off because corona? 40% of layoffs expected to be permanent!), and be pretty pissed that wealthy people are in their own world while the government "thinks" about giving people extra stimulus money.

I get a feeling they might put through that $2000/mo ubi-lite program just to buy time and keep the schleps from totally wigging out. Joggers rioting is one thing but anger the other classes, and politicians will be getting strung up poles instead of $9.99 lingerie from target.

>>19383428
ubi is over dude im from /pol/ dude i actually watch donald trumps press conferences and shit

donald trump wants everyone back to work asap and is over this shit just like everyone outside playing at the beach

>>19382615
>The labor force participation rate dropped from 62.7% in March to 60.2% in April. The current unemployment rate as of May 8th was 14.7%, but adjusted for the decline in the labor participation rate, stands closer to over 20%. Even if half the amount added (unemployment was at 3.5% in February) is temporary, the unemployment rate will still remain over 10% post-reopening. This could correlate to a roughly $1 trillion loss in labor income.
>The US Chamber of Commerce reported that more than one in five small businesses (22%) said they were two months or less from closing permanently as of May 5th. Only 9% of small businesses surveyed had received PPP loan funding. Small businesses account for nearly half of all employment in the US.
>The AARP reported that 53% of American households have no emergency savings. Correspondingly, the personal saving rate increased from 8% in February to 13% in March. Note that consumer spending accounts for 70% of US GDP. M2 velocity continues to decrease.
>US GDP is expected to drop at a 40% annual rate in Q2 and relies heavily on a sharp rebound in consumer sentiment and demand to propel a recovery. Retail sales in China remain near -15% YoY following their reopening. Retail sales data for Germany will be reported this Friday. Total debt to GDP is expected to top 140% this year.
>Bond yields remain at historic lows, with the 2Y and 3Y gilts going negative for the first time in history. The BoE has opened up to the idea of negative rates, though latest FOMC minutes indicate discussion at the Fed regarding negative rates remains in the "no" camp. Real yields on longer-dated US treasuries are negative.
>DXY continues to trend higher. A stronger dollar can result in a similar effect as does a tightening of monetary policy. Core commodity indices remain near 20Y lows, and have only slightly rebounded before topping out and reversing again. In April, CPI saw its largest monthly decline since December 2008.
We're Gucci mane.

>>19383262
This tweet needs a fact check.

>>19383428
>I have a feeling these humble joggers didn't do much working in the first place.

>>19383056
Lol
Whites didn’t made the ghettos by leaving, blacks made ghettos by destroying all the things whites made.
Just look at Zimbabwe

Is NIO ever going to dump? It pains me to see this chink bs sore when I could have got some nice calls a while ago.

>>19383089
She is a wife.
Pretty based for a white woman.

>>19383439
Yeah BLUPF and the senate delayed everything hoping talk of the stimulus package would die down and it worked for now.

>>19383471
>Is [chinese stock] ever going to dump

"No"

Will we witness a big drop in twitter stock price today?

>>19383499
Is it too late to get on this? Thinking about 6$ calls

>>19383501
That may depend on the wording and presumed power of the thing to affect Twitter's business. Or i guess more simply put, how much is it gonna cost them.

>>19382518
Joggers

>>19383499
>LK

>>19383262
>this is the truth
>we aren't the arbiters of truth
Idiots

>wake up
>check internet
>America is burning
>stocks are going up

if i buy a put do i actually have to deposit enough money in my account to buy the stocks in order to claim my put ???

>>19383576
All according to plan.

>>19382941
>8 cups a day
This is pathetic.

>>19383576
Feds are sponsoring the stock market right now. I feel my paid off vehicles will outperform the stock markets end of the year... boomers scared of being killed by China flu aren’t gonna open up the country again. We have seen what unlimited printing has caused in the past. Either Gold or physical goods like trucks, guns, etc will probably be the safest store of value when chinkrona V2 hits

>>19383576
>one ghetto neighborhood riots
>expects stocks to crash because of dindus
Yeah you are retarded

>>19383471
>>19383499
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZBrfkpUMAIEbjr?format=jpg&name=medium

>>19383576

>>19382917
Honolulu's not bad quit your bitching

>>19383641
>And this is to print even further beyond.

>>19383425
Coffee isn't enough. I drink 2 C4 energy drinks a day, 400mg of caffeine. Not numb, I just enjoy caffeine and jacking off. If anything, I'm irrationally sure my personal future is going to be "ok" and that I can actually accomplish everything I set out to do. Meditation helps. Digging deep into yourself and finding out why you're depressed helps even more. You need to uncover your personal traumas and work through them, but it takes time and not everyone is equipped to figure it out solo.
>>19383439
>>19383492
Trump and most of congress have been totally reactionary to this whole COVID-19 event. Until they literally *cannot* ignore the problem anymore, they won't do anything. Even the FED is saying now that we need either more stimulus or negative rates, or this whole thing is going to implode. Bailing out the asset-holder classes makes stonks go up but doesn't actually help the economy- the people with the highest velocity of money (Pretty much anyone < $50k a year) are tapped out.
Worst case scenario, they don't try to kickstart consumer spending until the bankruptcies / foreclosures start to hit, and we get depression 2.0. Enjoy getting to compete with 65+ and 22 year olds alike for entry level STEM jobs, and burger flippers with PHDs.
>>19383448
> one in five small businesses (22%) said they were two months or less from closing permanently
Bullish because clown markets. I can rephrase it, and make it even more bullish:
> One in five people working at a small business today will be looking for a job in two months.

>>19383660
thats your imagination that caffeine and having an orgasm arent effecting your body chemistry whatsoever

why?

because some people just cant tell theyre not in tune with how their body works theyve always lived the same way and never thought about it

they dont know what food will make them feel different they just think all food is the same

they dont know that carbs will make you crash

most people have no reason to find out what the chemistry in their body is doing and arent aware so they make up some bullshit like you just did thinking you can "dive in deep with meditation"

>>19383660
What personal traumas have you managed to work through?

>>19383660
Smart, if not a little degenerate with the whackin' and caffeine.

>>19383576
chinese bought SPX

>>19382686
How much is that in money

>>19383633
So basically I should buy all that shit?

>>19383706
if dumb money is making more money than you, then i guess they are not that dumb

>been desperately cutting my losses past week
>finally my portfolio turned green
we're all gonna make it

WE'RE IN A BUBBLE
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>>19383750
What bubble? Economy is recovering bro, in a week we will be on pre-corona levels, suck to be you if you gonna miss out all that

>>19383679
This is the kind of word salad which tells me some of what I wrote went over your head. That's OK though. Ironically you'd benefit from meditation. You're partially right though- fixing physical problems with mental solutions (and vice versa) is no bueno.
>>19383682
>>19383691
Biggest recent one is realizing I had some kind of internalized need to be "the underdog" and would literally self sabotage myself just to experience the high of coming out on top in the 11th hour. It's stressful, it's stupid, and if you fail, makes you feel worthless. You just have to come to terms that real success is built out of baby steps, and that short burst of insane effort is meant for emergencies and putting a cherry on top- not making the whole cake. I'm not totally over this, but I'm aware of it now and can identify when I start behaving that way. Given enough time, you can re-train yourself and become a better, more successful you. Dumb self help stuff maybe, but does wonders for my morale.
>>19383750
Don't you mean infinitely expanding curve?

>>19383750
>if I cherry pick a bunch of stock doing well and ignore the rest of the ones tanking along with the rest of the market and keep repeating myself people will believe me

>>19383579
no, if you buy a call or put, it's your option so you choose whether you exercise or not. (you can't have someone else exercise on you)
If you sell naked calls or puts, you need to have cash to cover and fill the option if someone else exercises on you.

>>19383783
Kek just wait until people spend their coronachecks. Labor has been devalued by at least 30% good luck getting a $20/hr job to cover the rise in prices plebes

>>19383750
stay mad bearcuck

>>19383803
>Kek just wait until people spend their coronachecks
What coronachecks? Most countries didnt do this kind of cash givaway and yet non-american stocks are shooting to the moon too

>>19383725
I’m pretty smart and am not making money

>>19383792
ive never solved any problem in my life by taking a deep breathe and meditating over it and had a epiphany

thats never happened to me

youre a actual meme advice person dude

if you feel like shit because youre overfapping and drinking too many energy drinks and sugar and have no energy

well then it doesnt matter what you do anymore

the only people who benefit from meditation are people who already have a clear enough mind to go do it

which means they dont have any problems

>>19383262
I watched him on joe rogan and I thought that podcast would do something about his liberal bias. guess not. oh well

>>19383627
Is it too much to ask that niggers in other states join the brethren rioting? Come on break some windows.
Blacks are pathetic.

>>19382598
it’s literally called SPY you don’t have to be a genius to figure it out. S P Y

>>19382598
Retards can't calculate: The news.

>>19383837
how smart are you...
are you at least making money at your job?

>>19383862
you need a certain black youth population level and energy
only a tiny amount of the black population will even get involved in serious rioting/looting like this, so you need a place that has a concentrated African American population of >100k.
Even then there are cultural differences, I wouldn't project negro populations from places like Texas or California or the southeast to seriously loot and riot unless something really really gets them mad. Seems to be contained to the midwest for now (maybe Chicago, STL, Michigan, Ohio etc.)

Leveraged Bull ETF bros and future millionaires.
See this piece of shit? He is the enemy of our unbelievable gains. Not the bull. We ride him, fake and gay or not, for historic gains. Not even the bear. Since trailing stops or VIX trigger sells allow us to realize our gains.
But this THING needs to fuck off. He is all that stands between us and greatness. FUCK SNIB. FUCK SNAB. Day of the boiling pot soon.

it's funny how all the SQQQ kids held while the Nasdaq was in a strong bullrun, and now that it's stalling out they probably all sold hehe

S&P vs Nasdaq divergence is interesting to look at on graphs

>>19383063
That is unhealthy and could kill your dick before you reach 40s.

>>19383921
im a uco bro

what do u got home boy

fuck crabs

Once I start making a lot of money in this, hopefully, what's the best way to avoid paying lots of taxes? If even possible.

Here's my little scheme. Keep in mind I didn't put much thought into this since I don't even have the fucking money. Let's say I have $100,000. I withdraw it to my bank and buy Bitcoin. I exchange it to some foreign currency and store it in an account in some other country. Two issues, I first need to send the money to my bank and more importantly I have no clue how to open a foreign bank account. Not sure if this is legal, nor do I care, but to me it seems rude but not illegal.

Will oil dip or surge when USA market opens?

>>19383803
If you lost your job you should have just become an essential worker, also if you weren't earning at least that much before why would you expect to now?

>>19383262
hahahahha get fucked libshit. you cant have it both ways. fucking SJW cucks. cant wait for the waterfall of lawsuits that are going to fuck their faggot asses now that they are considered publishers and responsible for everything posted on their site

>>19383945
U shape recovery

>>19383807
>>19383798
I was making a joke but this really shows how fragile your faith in your positions are. Hope you have stop losses set, bros.

>>19383936
TQQQ
SPXL
SSO if I see pincers

MRNA & BABA bagholder reporting in, dumped my shares for that sweet VOO. Any big moves this morning?

>>19383922
I don't know what those retards were expecting. If you zoom out on charts for etfs like that you will see they always spike shortly and then sink and then do a reverse split on the number of shares. You would have to be retarded to long etfs like that.

>>19383958
>I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing
Ok Vader

>>19382901
the musk radiating from her cunn...

how do i invest in that?

whenever my stonks go up, i like to look at the charts
when stonks go down i turn off the charts or sleep. after that they are up again. feels good.

>>19383987
Shorting your own life.

>>19383992
based

>>19383990
which stocks?

>>19383973
I have one (1) BABA share hehe
I don't have any moves planned

>>19383850
faggot

>>19382994
Mini ahah
Imagine telling people you live in mini ahah.

>>19383987
all in on VR company of your choice

>>19383950
He admitting to he an editor on his site. Thus a publisher. Fuck that stupid nigger

fuck china sending students over here to steal our vast knowledge, and probably our jobs and freedom as well
kick them out

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/28/us/politics/china-hong-kong-trump-student-visas.html

>the Trump administration plans to cancel the visas of thousands of Chinese graduate students and researchers studying at US Universities who have ties to the People’s Liberation Army, according to anonymous administration officials.

>>19383471
For sure it will.
NIO isn't going nowhere. Although it looks like a sophisticated company, they don't even build their own cars.
They are riding on IP and Government founding.
Goverment can cut their funding anytime and you are buying a chinese stock, goverment interference is very dangerous for the western investor.
IP is worth jack shit in China since they steal IP all the time and given that they don't even build their own cars, nothing is stopping the builder of coming up with it's own brand.

NIO has potencial, but beeing chinese is a big CON.
It's even worse when Musk must be doing BJs to winnie the pooh to get the same funding and expand a lot in China effectively saving Tesla during the corona.
That means NIO can't even be number 1 in their own country!

It's no a good investment and 4$ is pretty much the max. It didn't moon with the Hefei funding... Has no traction. I got out after that.

NEED oil to have a good day

>>19383945
Absolutely nothing will happen to oil.

>>19384104
They arrested like 6 of them a few weeks back. They are rounding up the “professors.”

>>19384096
>>19383262

Jack definitely messed up with that one, I don't know what he was thinking was going to happen. First thing Trump does is talk to his lawyers, oh course it's going to bite twitter in the ass.

Things like this reinforce my believe that Jack is sort of a smart but bumbling dude who really is trying to be a good person. Compared to other big tech company execs who communicate less but come off more like evil masterminds and schemers.

I think some good comes out of the whole thing, if we get a law or ExecOrd in place that clearly states that online platforms can't "massage" their content the way they have been. But it can be tough to write such a law because of the way some of these sites work

>https://twitter.com/byjacobward/status/1265864271138828289

Imagine still investing in Twitter.

>>19384152

I hope Jack just goes 'Fuck it, wild west twitter, say whatever you want, no more bans or shadowbans or anything. Self censor if you dont like something'

its the only way forward

>>19384186

Ill feel bad for all the jannies who will be out of work though

ah well, they do it for free anyway

>>19384149
As you know, Congress gave tech giants special immunity (section 230). They can’t be sued for anything that happens on their site, because they are pretending to be a platform. The problem is, they ban people CONSTANTLY for little or no reason. They also delete tweets of world leaders and Presidents.

They are not a platform. They edit and remove content they don’t like. They do it all the time. They are literally publishers. The game is over

>>19384186
I, too, believe in pink unicorns and hope to meet one one day.

>>19382910
Did you filter the leaf posters?
Clearly one more needs to be added to that list.

What are we buying today on the TSX?

>>19384152
>you will never be so butthurt as to introduce pseudo-law because of Twitter jannies
Holy shit, 2020. What a year.

>>19384186
How does that work?? Anyone can now post CP in social platforms without getting in trouble while the staff will be the ones in trouble for deleting CP. The new law doesn't make any sense at all.

>>19384226
obviously they would not allow illegal materials like CP

>>19384226
>new law
What?

>>19384226
Dude. No. This obviously doesn’t apply to illegal content, or someone making death threats online. That is not at all how the law is written. Websites are required by law to remove illegal material as soon as they can. Websites have been shut down for acting to slow. Why do you think 4chan removes it in 6 seconds flat? Because they are always under the microscope. 4chan also uses range bans to prevent psychopaths from spamming cp on the site

>>19384130
Honestly, they use democrats and SJWs in western countries to defend themselves. I would not be surprised if the rise of SJWs in the west was attributed to the rise in foreign influence from the CCP at this point.

>>19384200
hopefully we're moving towards a future situation like the one mentioned in this post >>19384186

I think that overall this controversy is a really healthy thing for the American internet because now the government is thinking more actively about ways to legislate this.
It's at least a healthy opportunity. Of course there is a very good chance that the federal government completely fumbles it or makes a law that doesn't make sense.


Some of the credit for making this opportunity (I think) has to do with who Jack is and who twitter is, as opposed to Facebook/Google/Amazon.
Facebook/Google/Amazon hire an unbelievable amount of lawyers to go over everything that they do with a fine-toothed comb (in terms of platform actions and tax stuff) to be sure that they stay just inside the law. Jack and twitter are just shooting from the hip, they make a decision and say "well, this feels right to us now, hope it works". Sometimes it doesn't go so well, but it just feels much more genuine to me than the completely clinical and judicial way that other big tech companies operate.

hope it makes sense ;)

>>19384292
i agree completely you qt pie

>>19384238
>>19384279
Shouldn't they be more specific when writing new laws? It's a serious matter after all and the EO is written like as if it was Twitter post. I am ashamed to live to read such a stupid EO.

>>19384186
The problem with this is the advertisers.
They are the real arbiters of these platforms.
The platforms do anything to not lose them since that's their main form of revenue.

>>19384340
You haven’t read the EO yet because it isn’t public yet. It will be released today once he signs it.

>>19384292
Twitter is a private company, same as any of the others. There is no reason to legislate from on high how they are allowed to monitor their own content. If you don't like it, you leave.
>b-b-b-bbut freedom of speech
Does not apply to private companies.

>>19384342

advertisers dont have a choice
they need to be where the audience is
if twitter keeps staying relevant in the online discussion space then it will keep pulling advertisers


or maybe we should just nationalize it and make it non-profit lmao jk terrible idea

>>19384342
>Doritos company here
>Yes hello Twitter?
>We need you to fact check Donald Trump when he tweets about Ballots or That MSNBC reporter who might have killed his intern

Obviously some of political

>>19384357
Thing is they claim they are merely a platform.

>>19384307
you are the cute one ~

>>19384357
I don't use twitter or social media (only antisocial media for me)
we'll see what kind of legal precedents they reference or try to create, but I think that the huge social media platforms will not be treated like entirely benign, unenforceable places

it will be very interesting to see what all the 60-80 year old zoomers on the supreme court have to say about it when (inevitably) the cases get to them

>>19384357
Look up section 230 of the communications and decency act. They are in direct violation of it. You will learn more about this later today

reminder: it is perfectly legal to shoot a looter in the face, piss on their dead body, and send the video to their parents, who are probably in jail.

>>19384357
>reee twitter is a private company, you can't tell them what to do
>but you have to bake a cake for us, even if you don't want to

>>19384399
Would you have enough ammo though?

>>19382744
sell put contracts, that way you choose the price you want to pay and get paid to buy

>>19384377
>>19384394
>>19384408
They have no access to public funds like a utility might. And the closest analog is newspapers and some of those are batshit crazy but allowed to exist for precisely this reason. But those newspapers can do it as long as they secure advertising. There is no endgame to this that isn't literally "nationalizing" Twitter with federal funding to enforce compliance or render the entire internet forum space worthless.
>>19384397
This is the BIG stretch here since currently that would mean nearly any moderation at all outside deleting the message would classify as "speaking on behalf of another". The section is poorly worded and more likely to fold than anything.

>>19382637
For you.

>>19384399
Yeah no especially if the looter is a kid. You won't get away with any murder anon. Even self-defense is only justifiable by law if you're a woman or a man who is weaker than the perpetrator. Imagine if you're a fatfuck eating with no care of the world and a huge /fit/fag who has all the charate skills steal your food, how will you defend yourself and your food?

>>19384357
>Twitter is a private company
If they only publish what they want, they become publishers and not a social platform and has such will be liable for what people post on their site.
For example. Someone post a defamatory regard, such has "Trump is a faggot." Twitter can now be sued for it. Because even though is was posted by an user, they published it.

You guys think we'll have another big dip today?

>>19384357
Except it has «social» in the name, thus are linked to society. That’s not the purpose of a random dude to publicly state himself up the US CEO.
Twitter, and other social media will have to create a «special» status for public VIPs.

>>19384453

>This is the BIG stretch here since currently that would mean nearly any moderation at all outside deleting the message would classify as "speaking on behalf of another". The section is poorly worded and more likely to fold than anything.

I’m not stretching. These companies have no business being protected by Congress. They are either publishers or platforms. They want to drink from both fountains and remain accountable to no one.

Rate my new ring, bear fags

>>19384500
Interesting. Isn’t that uncomfortable to wear??

>futures
Dip at open, pump after 1-3 hours in, then crab till close.

>>19384500
>scratch itchy nose
>stab eye
Anon

>>19384484
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

yes, it should be

NEW
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>>19384524
wait no, i thought you meant stonks are green another day. no big dip

DAX is also in the plus

>>19384500
I have a beer opener ring for opening beers lol. Pretty handy during parties.

>>19384494
This

>>19384453
You have to be retarded not to see this.

>>19384488
>Except it has «social» in the name, thus are linked to society.
What?
>Twitter, and other social media will have to create a «special» status for public VIPs.
What constitutes a public VIP? Is it based on official title or "social media follower" count?
>>19384475
>If they only publish what they want, they become publishers and not a social platform and has such will be liable for what people post on their site.
The legal precedent will be with print newspapers. And no, they technically are but its absolutely rare when it happens. Libel lawsuit fees are what browbeat newspapers, not the libel suit cases.
And here is the easier solution that would be a lose-lose for EVERYONE. Make all social media platforms require subscription fees. Then they do become online newspapers with editorial staff.
>>19384494
Here is my prediction. Trump will give up when inevitably the counter will be that if he wants special status as a person of record then he cannot delete, hide, or request edits of anyone that replies to his tweets. That becomes the far heavier first amendment argument.
Trump wants a SAFE space, not a FREE space.

>>19384500
incredibly based, anon
imagine how many bobos you can knock out with that thing

>>19384027
Mini - ha - ha
That wasn't so hard.

>>19382509
>tfw trump nationalizes facebook and twitter right after these coons upload all this evidence. by default everything can now be used as evidence in government lawsuits more easily. trump deploys right wing arrest squads, puts every nigger identified with facial recognition technology in evidence they uploaded in jail

>>19382509
Why the fuck is VIX increasing???

>>19384149
>ho really is trying to be a good person.
uh no. hes trying to be an elitist cunt who tells you what is ok to think

>>19384759
natives are restless
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1265958574682968071

>>19385122
non-american here.. before I waste time to comprehend what is happening in Minneapolis.. am I right to assume it could be summed up with: "Niggers!" ?

>>19384500
>>19384600
And N's too

>>19385170
yeah, but also ANTIFA

https://twitter.com/i/status/1265871849310900226

Were is /smg/???? This is a mix of /b/ and /pol/.