/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19376378
invest in chainlink

>pay an apartment $12k up front for a year of rent
>buy bitcoin the next time it dumps 30%-50%
>sell when it goes up 2x

I would pay some of that to this whore. Spit in her asshole, spread her asscheeks apart and force my penis inside.

fuck I want to eat her ass
btw DXD is a scam

Pay the whore in OP for sex

>>19376399
>>19376413
>>19376591
>paying women for anything
Never gonna make it

>>19376378
blow it on women and sports cars
t. African-American

>>19376378
Pay down my mortgage so the money is in a safe, tax-free investment that will appreciate faster than inflation

>>19376378
I can probably get 4% monthly returns on that money with investing and trading, basically have a decent income for life without waging if I want.

Buy $100,000 in BHO and $10,000 luxury dab rig. Live off the 40k, my job and my mountain of hash oil.

>t. Degenerate happy stoner

>>19376378
Guns, gold, crypto, and stocks.
Pay off my student loans even though it's pretty minimal.

>>19376378
Put all 150k, one bill at a time, in the ass of the girl in OPs pic. Insert and then remove and sniff/lick each bill clean enough to be used as tender.

>>19376378
I would eat her ass

>>19376378
Buy a house so I can get ahead of the stagflation we're going to be stuck in for the next 10 years.

>>19376677
thats doubtful

>>19376860
Even 1% is a good additional income including money from a wage job

bump

Put all of it in $RSR then retire in a few years

pay my oneitis to let me lick her ass

>>19376378
Id ask pic related if that’s enough for her to have a deep conversation with me

>>19376413
>dxd a scam
You couldn’t be any dumber than you are atm. Do some research ffs anon

>>19376378
Invest in high dividend stock..

get paid 40-50k a year in dividends.

>>19376378
all in on KAPP

>>19376378
Get a new car and some new furniture. Not sure what else.

divvie drip

all you interracial fornicators are going to get a rude shock when you try to explain yourself to St Peter

>>19376413
> A DAO is a scam

The absolute state

>>19376378
I think I love her guys

and I would buy that boat

>>19376378
Get me a taste of dat ASS. Jimbus Criminiy that thing looks nice.

Then I'd probably make some big dick crypto and options trades with half of it and either turn it into some real money or have some serious business loss porn to post on /biz/. The other half I'd use to pay off any debt I might have at the moment, put a down payment on a house or condo, maybe a duplex so I could rent out half and live in the other half, or build a detached inlaw apartment on my parents' property or something like that.

>>19376860
If you can't consistently make an average of 4% gains or so playing the markets then I don't even know what the fuck to tell you bud. I hope the retard school you live at has nice care workers that don't abuse you I guess? You'd have to really try hard to avoid making 4% gains if you have any kind of sense at all, even in this crazy market.

>>19376378
Your mother. Then I would set the other $149,995.00 on fire in front of the janny.

>>19376378
see a financial advisor

>>19378611
based

buy as many stars as possible

>>19376378
Just put it in my bank account. I'd probably commit to learning more about the market and slowly increment my investments to a maximum of about $50k of that potentially for investing?

I'd live off the 100k in my cheap apartment and look for some really good online classes in the tech sector. I'd make sure I plan it all so I'll be able to start my next job after the classes with like 20k in savings in the bank or sooner maybe if I'm bored.

I'm doing this on a smaller scale right now (1.5k in investment $ and some mediocre online classes + unemployment checks)

>>19378637
fucking based.

>>19376617
You spelled "launch my rap career" wrong.

Dumb nigger

>>19378595
4% monthly compounded daily is almost 62% yearly champ.

>>19376378
33% each into BTC, ETH, and LINK respectively of course

>>19376616
What about trannies

>>19376649
Every look at property history for houses on zillow? There's a TON that are currently for sale for $100k-$300k LESS than early 2000's

>>19376399
This but i wouldnt pay her

>>19377843
>150k in stocks
>pays 40-50k in dividends
s-sure thing anon

Please tell me who this woman is.

>>19376378
Start wheeling google stock and never work another day in my life

Have sex unironically

>>19376378
Put it back into ChainLink

>>19376688

Objectifying women as nothing more than sexual objects won't get your a girlfriend. Try respecting women and you might end up learning a thing or two how they operate.

>>19380105
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>19380105
i respect objects just fine

Take it all out of the bank in hundred dollar bills. Cover all the money with lube. Then hire the woman in that image for the night. Shove all the cash up her ass then watch her shit it out.

You may not like it but that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth.

>>19376396
Holy fuck, get the fuck back wherever the fuck you came from or don't ever post until you learn at the very least the basics of Jewish mechanics, you're literally describing a formula to lose your fucking money within a year.
Idiots like you are better off buying a trailer and giving the rest to some hedge fund nigger and expect to pay your lot rent with the interest.

NEVER EVER FUCKING POST JACK SHIT IN THIS BOARD UNTIL YOU SPEND AT LEAST ANOTHER 2 YEARS BROWSING

Thanks...

>>19380105

>women aren't objects
>learn how they operate

kek

150k isn't enough to make it with boomer investments. Your best bet is to get a debt free graduate degree at a school where you can network into a high paying job.

Incorporate and put it down as my borrowing base for a million dollar startup.

>>19379614
I've fucked 6 trannies and never paid a dime aside from dinner

>>19380105
blatantly false

if you dont treat them as object, you'll not notice any sexual ques that they send making having a gf impossible.

>>19376378
All in it on LEND and then buy more on a margin long for more LEND

>>19376378
>10k to pay off stupid Car I regret buying as New
>100k Invested in 6% dividend yield stonks
(damn, that's +600 a year, nice)
>10k BTC (I can finally own a whole coin!)
>28k Savings
>2k Checking (just for kicks)

>>19379661
what state?

>>19376396
kinda based although i'd paid for the aprtment buy 20k link and keep the rest

>>19380271
Basado

50 / 50 fantom / bitcoin and stake that shit

>>19380444
>"Anon would you like to have sex :3?"
Said no girl ever. Why not? Just say it. JUST SAY IT.
>"I don't want to be a whore" :3
But you just rubbed your butt on me

>>19378733
>slowly learn
No quickly learn daffodils.

>>19376378
Hookers. Viagara. And lsd.

I would donate and pay taxes and invest
p

That's a man.

>>19376378
How are asses like that legal

>>19381658
>600
nice math dumb anime poster

20k in XLE

Rest into VYM. Retire at 55 instead of 60. Its really not that much money.

Pay off house work 5 hours a week. Make more kids.

2 chicks at the same time

thats a man

id lose it all in a month on crypto moonshots

>>19376378
i would literally and unironically bury my face inside her asshole and lick it all clean

>>19376386
Based. ALL IN LINK

Lump sum it into VTI.

>>19376378
>Post tax
Gifting money isn't taxed in leafland, cause we're not retarded

>>19376378
i can see my penis in there

dividend stocks n take maybe $15k to lose slowly by playing with options

>>19376378
Buy half a house and rent it out.

>>19376378
use 50k to pa for 3 year stay in SE Asia. use 30k as trading account. 30k reserve. 40k to establish blue chip stack at next yearly low. swing trade blue chip stack. daytrade shitcoins with portions of 30k stack. restart with 30k reserve if i get blown up. nothing but time and patience. getting blown and massages every other day. lift. travel.

>>19376378
this photo is better

>>19376378
Buy house in auction close to city center. Pay 110k for it, spend 20k on renovation. Sell for 180-200k or RENT.

Pay pennis rent in rural area. Live happily ever after (repeat buying houses process).