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>> No.19373790

First for Jesus.

>> No.19373816
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19373816

>tfw up today
>tfw it's because of tankers
>tfw bloody as fuck on inverses
damn.
also
A N I M E

>> No.19373817

>>19373773
Thanks OP

>> No.19373822

ELON SENDING SPY TO THE MOON

>> No.19373824
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.14%, anotha great day :o
Incredible V-shaped recovery (hehe) takes us back to where futures peaked last night, very interesting to watch especially as I've finally learned how to actually-actually use market profile. OTF buy at 3:45 was the turning point, should have longed hard on leverage but didn't trust myself enough. Ah well, still a great day, sold some excess KHC for a nice profit since I wanted some more cash. Wondering if rally will continue into end of May and what will come after. Considering re-entering gold still but it still feels so speculative :<
ahh here's the real thred, why would it be labulabu edition when they had such a poor performance?

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>>19373790
thank you Jesus for my gains today

>> No.19373838

>>19373773
>tfw sold 5 CSP AMD 55 Fri 27
this shit better pump back up

>> No.19373842

I have no experience in buying are selling stocks until yesterday. I bought some go pro shares and some GE shares, we’ll see how it goes. I don’t know what I’m doing.

>> No.19373844

>>19373824
My shit is split between 4 different accounts/platforms and I don't keep a central log, but all I care about is that all four fucking accounts are GREEEEN.

>> No.19373848

>>19373773
The ONLY reasons the market will down outside of a a single day corrections is if EVERYONE sold and the Fed did nothing. BUT as everyone knows the Fed is lending money to banks AD INFINITUM therefore people can invest almost as much or as little as they want. To any unironic bears out there take shorts as insurance and wait for the infinite Q/E to stop.

>> No.19373852

I’m holding BABA $205 and SPY $290 puts I want to ducking kill my self for not selling yesterday

>> No.19373853
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19373853

Anybody investing in AAL?

>> No.19373854
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WE'RE BACK AT MARCH 6 LEVELS. WOW

>> No.19373858

Is the falcon 9 supposed to be smoking like that?

>> No.19373859
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>>19373824
Good good. JETS position doing fab. As described in previous, I made some moves. Sold: DOO (earnings tomorrow) and Air Canada (dilutive cash raise). Bought: RY and KO.

>> No.19373861

>elon announces price decrease on same day as his meme space mission to bury the bad news
I have seen this playbook before. He is going to reissue more shares before the end of the year and blame "LE COMMIEFORNIA #REDPILL" for having to do it.

>> No.19373863
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>>19373824
Really happy I took the Mumu pill a few weeks ago. Definitely not late to the party.

>> No.19373868
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I feel alive bros!

>> No.19373869
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19373869

Look at the jew bulls this thread. Are you faggots freaking out yet?

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>>19373842
Maybe 5 other anons might tell you this right now. Losing money is worse than not making money. be cautious, study, and make some gains senpai.

>> No.19373878
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19373878

Why would anyone buy right now?? I know it looks kind of okay but it's been fucking crabbing for weeks, while unemployment continues to skyrocket and big companies go bankrupt and trim employees. Unless you have some kind of insider info it seems entirely too volatile.

>> No.19373900

>>19373878
Le money printer go brrr meme defies all reason in real life so why not. Get in, the water's hot and you're missing so many gains!

>> No.19373905
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19373905

>Trading account +1.7%
>IRA account +0.6%

>> No.19373911

KOS or ET

>> No.19373928

>>19373911
I hold a shit ton of ET and honestly you might want to get KOS for short term gains then resell for ET later. ET has been crabbing for weeks now.

>> No.19373934
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>>19373842
You bought GPRO, you're off to a great start!!
seriously though be careful they're a messed up meme stock

>> No.19373941
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What the fuck happened to bears? What was that weak shit?

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>>19373869
My QQQ calls will make me so much money. Wish you had enough sense to join me, anon

>> No.19373949

>>19373878
Do you want to be left holding the bag (dollars) when our retarded government decides to print another ten trillion to try and make all this go away? Neither does anyone else.

I'm keeping my index funds but future money is going back into crypto, real estate, and whiskey.

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>>19373941
>>19373943
sitting here.

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>>19373824
Partially invested and was gud day.

>> No.19373961

you better fucking not cancel elon. i dont want my gains poof

>> No.19373962
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>>19373824
Up 11.2% today after a previous 13.9% day. 100% tankers. TANKERCHADS RISE UP!

>> No.19373971

>>19373928
Thanks. KOS has been gaining bigly the past few weeks but I'm worried the crab is coming.

>> No.19373978
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>>19373824
Up .13% after market close only because I shit the bed and bought 33 UAL during morning pump like a dummy. Nearly sold throughout the day but forced myself to stay in for the long run. Almost learned a $250 lesson today... Almost. Gonna see what's popping tomorrow and play around with Penny stocks for a bit. Also: PRTY FTW.

>> No.19373982

>>19373878
If you weren't retarded, the crabbing makes it easier to do the swings.

>> No.19373987

>>19373853
They literally won’t be around in a year. Invest in ANYONE other than them.

>> No.19373988
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19373988

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>> No.19373989

>>19373878
>Why would anyone buy right now??
Literal worldwide TINA. Economies are thoroughly trashed until the end of 2020 at least so if you want to beat money printing and stimulus induced inflation you have to go into stocks.
>but boomerrocks
Have never in the history of human civilization been the right move
>bitcoin
Banks will make that illegal if they need to.

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>>19373824
Green line go up

>> No.19374009

>launch cancelled
TSLA to $0

>> No.19374016

LAUNCH CANCELLED. DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.19374018
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>>19373824
I’m debating if I should finally sell or ride this shit out.

>> No.19374019

>>19373992
whatcha buy?

>> No.19374030

>>19373961
Cancelled. Weather office saying no.

>> No.19374032

>>19374009
FUG

>> No.19374033

>>19373824
Up 15.97% today
Feels good bosss

>> No.19374034
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19374034

uhhhhhh

>> No.19374035

TSLA IN FREE FALL

>> No.19374036
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19374036

>https://www.ft.com/content/9340161e-3fbd-4eeb-8876-c730d95a4e20?fbclid=IwAR0v4gnXvkhyDGjoKfwq33bc23l-4SGBFcNCwu8PnLhSdqkLGgONqVE-K6M
Institutionals are buying in.

>> No.19374038

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAUNCH CANCELED

>> No.19374041
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>>19373940
Astrologers run countries from the shadows while we LARP on imageboards

>> No.19374044

>>19373790
will you take away my gains tomorrow?

>> No.19374056
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>>19373954
bears waiting for the crash

>> No.19374059

>>19374035
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19374062

>>19373911
MRO, is still cheap. Hell KOS floundered. I jumped into MRO. Made more gains in one day with MRO than I did KOS w/half the money to boot. (other half went into DAL). Actually I looked, KOS is red still. So be glad, you'd be out money if you went with KOS.

>> No.19374066
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>>19374036
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>> No.19374072

>launch attempt on a saturday

FUCK. NOT A MARKET DAY

>> No.19374073

reminder to buy XLF calls

>> No.19374080
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>>19374035
>it's real

>> No.19374094
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Wait, no groups of cheering nerds mic'd up and drowning out the minority launch narrators?!

>> No.19374100
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>>19374036
thanks, fuck it I'll trim my BRKB

>>19374080
They delayed the launch because weather...

>> No.19374103

had my first green day today since i started playing around with options. my portfolio changed to calls only when i started off with just puts and lost money daily. calls are my fren now i am bullish

>> No.19374105

>>19374035
>car company stock price depends on its space launch status
See
>>19373861

>> No.19374109
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>>19374041
>he dont's't astrologize

>> No.19374114

After expenses I put all my wagie income into stocks.

Do I have a problem? Do you think I should be saving some cash instead of going all in?

>> No.19374115

>>19374041
women baka

>> No.19374123
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TESLA IS DUMPING!!!!

>> No.19374130

>>19374109
>not combining you astrology predictions INTO your TA charts
NGMI

>> No.19374135

>>19374100
what if one of the cosmonauts gets the rona before saturday

>> No.19374136

Thoughts on CL for a long position?

>> No.19374139
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>>19374100
>trump visits
>delay it to saturday on a non market day
>people pulling out of TSLA now
really makes you think, doesn't it?

>> No.19374157

>>19374114
As somebody who’s been partially doing the same thing. I would say put 80% in savings. You have no idea what could happen, so do you want to lose all your money gambling?

>> No.19374174

>>19373824
Up a bit less than 2%, feelsgoodman

>> No.19374176

>>19374139
Who the FUCK is the girl in the yellow bikini? What a cutie

>> No.19374185
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>>19373824
Good for you! I need to try that shit out!

Bad day +.15% while the market is killing it. SOLD SVXY for big losses because I don't trust it, it's been preforming poorly and I'm not sure if there's decay risk. Also, VIX may stay high for a good long while.

SLEPTTHHROUGH THAT MASSIVE FUCKING DIP IN TOP SHELF COMPANIES AAAAAAAAAAA but life goes on.
LLY still crashing, bought even more.

>> No.19374189

>>19374114
I have around 8k in checkings just in case. Can't hurt

>> No.19374194

>>19374139
>>19374176
yes, sauce on her please

>> No.19374202

>>19373989
No one mentioned gold anon. It's also never going to be below 1600 ever again.

>> No.19374225

>>19374114
Budget out what you need per month- rent/mortgage, utilities, food, etc. Multiply that number by 6-8 and that is about what you want as an emergency fund. The rest can do whatever including stocks, bonds, etc.

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ohhh nono no haha

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>>19374139
What if one was actually to put together a bear shares index of companies with female CEOs?

>> No.19374237

>>19374036
this is a buy signal

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>>19374136
I like it.

>>19374139
what trump visit? he attended the launch party?

>> No.19374264
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>>19373989
>worldwide TINA
the risk profile of US Stocks is fucking horrible. T Bills, Munis, and Gold should be the targets for worldwide TINA. I'm completely unconvinced that the upward pressure is wholly TINA. The amount of money should be minimal. Hostile takeovers are more likely in my humble opinion.
>Have never in the history of human civilization been the right move
as a preservation of wealth over centuries, yes it has.

>>19374036
http://archive.is/Ej2Ma
>In the call with investors, Mr Ackman added that the recent rebound in the S&P 500 did not reflect what was occurring under the surface. Big technology firms such as Amazon and Facebook, which are heavily weighted in the index, have buoyed its levels but the majority of stocks remained still substantially down, he noted.
hmmm. are indexes finally going to die.

>>19374056
It's going to take until fucking August if it's not now.

>> No.19374265

buy every dip

>> No.19374273

>>19374237
No shit. Why do you think there was huge volume spike earlier.

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>>19374034
When launches get pushed back due to weather, that is always a GOOD thing. If you push through a launch in questionable conditions you run the risk of a Challenger debacle and that costs a hell of a lot more than a one week delay.

>> No.19374296

>>19374265
Love every DRIP

>> No.19374302

>>19374185
hehe I meant 2:45 btw, it's surprisingly easy once you really watch it for like 8 hours at a time. Hardest thing is that ToS doesn't seem to have an option for concise letters, you have to have these long strings of numbers that makes the profile more precise but hard to read.
I'm strapped in to hold SVXY until ~2023 or so btw, it's all about whether opportunity cost is real to you or not. What a bungle :(

>> No.19374306

>>19373824
2.37% gain today. Thanks for the once in a lifetime buying opportunity, gooks. Next to sanction their economy to death. Future is looking bright.

>> No.19374312

>>19374288
At least they were able to parachute out before it blew up right?

>> No.19374318

>>19373878
cost averaging in is fine if you're expecting a downturn and recovery

>> No.19374320

>>19374114
Yes that's obviously a problem and I think you realise it. You need a few k saved away in case of emergency or if you need to do a larger purchase. This way you don't have to sell stocks when you need short term money, which could be in a bad spot on a particular day due to fluctuarions. You need at least a full salary saved, but more if you want to be safer. I got 3 month's salary in cash and all the other money I get I pump in stonks.

>> No.19374328

>>19374312
They were still alive
Until it hit the water

>> No.19374345

>>19374264
>T Bills, Munis
Inferior right now to boomer divvy stocks which basically function like better bonds with yields as they are right now.
>>19374202
>Gold
Literally never in human history has it worked to hedge against your own currency like that and then get it "back" later. Financial market collapse usually means government collapse. You are unironically better off buying rice, beans, and a gun and land in a remote part of the wilderness.
Goldboomers just want to libertarian virtue signal without actually properly hedging extreme rise.
>Hostile takeovers are more likely in my humble opinion.
Corporate profits were trash even before this and they are worse now. The best ROI for any company receiving GIBBS or loans is to buy back their own stock.

>> No.19374355

>>19374288
>questionable conditions you run the risk of a Challenger debacle and that costs a hell of a lot more than a one week delay.
Wasnt that a fire leak in the fuel tanks? Caught on fire and fuel exploded?

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>>19374230
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_women_CEOs_of_Fortune_500_companies
would be really interesting, just have holdings of the companies that barely made it to the list

>>19374240
didn't the air force one land? doubt the dude has anything to do anyway

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>>19374227
I'm so glad he found purpose in life and is going back to work!

>>19374230
Then you'd get blown the fuck out by outliers, AMD PEP LMT all had insane performance under their female ceo's. You'd just be betting against a small segment of the US, which is betting against the US, which is retard tier.

>>19374264
>all these assumptions
more information please
>tfw bought one NTDOY today to bring that position to an even 20 shares
heh heh heh
cunnime.

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>>19374312
Oh totally. All fine. No biggie.

>> No.19374382

>>19373853
you should have sold on the open and bought on the close thats what i did with dal and got a free share with the gains

>> No.19374405

Up .4 percent. Pretty meh day. Should I dump BYND tomorrow?

>> No.19374431

>>19374355
something about o-rings and a woman pilot

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19374433

When is oil going to pump???

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why is this?
does literally everybody just play SPY with options?

>> No.19374467

>>19374454
I do. Never made so much risk-free money in my life.

>> No.19374469

>>19374454
most liquid options market, so yes

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>>19374365
I don't know I don't follow the Elon meme. But I do know Chester Cheeto HATES it when someone else gets all the attention.

>>19374302
I've got to read some of that Dalton book, and set up with TDA.

Honestly... Would I rather hold SVXY that long or buy a dip in one of the insane outpreformers like the one that's happening in Dexcom?

I think there's more certainty of the future of diabetes in the US than of market volatility going down. Though Dexcom might not be the best way to play that either.

>> No.19374480

NTNX GAANG
https://www.earningswhispers.com/epsdetails/ntnx
>20 cents under estimates.

Who's coming on the moon mission?

>> No.19374485

>>19374382
I haven’t bought any airlines yet. I’m thinking of doing so though.

>> No.19374490
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I can't take it anymore bobros. Im going all in 20x short on s&p 10mins before open tommorow. Wish me luck

>> No.19374501

>>19374345
>Inferior right now to boomer divvy stocks which basically function like better bonds with yields as they are right now
hmmm...
>negative or no forward guidance from half the damn market
>index investing base is getting strangled as RMDs are really kicking into gear for silents and boomers
>Corporate profits were trash even before this
>The best ROI for any company receiving GIBBS or loans is to buy back their own stock.
So if it's truly TINA, then they're gambling on solvent corps that can continue in the debt based buyback bubble? I really fail to see how serious money would be buying into this. I'm wholly of the opinion it's retail shooting itself and MMs either getting their books ready for a decent looking Q2 and Q3 or finding ways to unload toxic boughtback equities in preparation for the continued credit squeeze.

>>19374373
>NTDOY
based. which assumptions

>> No.19374503
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>NO, WE MUST NOT HAVE A RED DAY. THE MARKET HAS TO GO UP AT LEAST ONE PERCENT EACH AND EVERY DAY. I DON'T CARE IF THE ECONOMY IS STILL COLLAPSING, THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. WE HAVE TO MAKE NUMBER GO UP AND INCREASE IN EQUALITY. THAT IS THE FED'S PRIMARY OBJECTIVE. WHAT'S THAT? 50 MILLION AMERICANS LOST THEIR JOBS AND WON'T BE GETTING THEM BACK? WHO GIVES A SHIT? IF I COULD MAKE EVERYONE UNDER 40 LOSE THEIR JOBS JUST TO MAKE THE DOW JONES GO UP JUST ONE MORE POINT, I'LL FUCKING DO IT WITHOUT HESITATION. WE MAY BE DAMAGING THE US ECONOMY IN THE LONG RUN BUT THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. MAKE NUMBER GO UP!! HEY NEEL, BUY ANOTHER $TRILLION OF AMAZON SHARES BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE. KEEP BUYING ALL PRIVATE ASSETS IN THE COUNTRY UNTIL THE STATE CONTROLS EVERYTHING. HAHAHAH, TAKE THAT COMMUNISM!!!

>> No.19374509

I bought SPY put right before market closure. Will I get rekt ?

>> No.19374515

>>19374433
Stagnating until lockdowns end everywhere, then we'll see steady growth for 6 months and it will start to level off.

>> No.19374524

This "market" is total scam. So much for "science". Muh technicals muh fundamentals. Statistics. Bell curves. Efficient markets. Brownian motion. All that is basically a bunch of crooks and algos trading in whatever direction they want. As soon as you join them they will change the direction. How is that even legal? Should SEC do something about this situation? 40 million jobless, market is rallying. Sounds like a criminal investigation is in order.

>> No.19374525

>>19374490
You might win anon. But I wouldn’t go all in.

>> No.19374540
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Only one of my bags is negative.... RDSB

I fucking hate that company right now

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>>19374524
>As soon as you join them they will change the direction
Look at this anon and laugh.

>> No.19374559

>>19374509
Yup.

>> No.19374560

>>19374365
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_women_CEOs_of_Fortune_500_companies

Oh wow those are some real pieces of shit. I may just have to open a RH account and toss 3k at it for meme value

>>19374373
nah man, there are a lot of losers in there.

>> No.19374562

>>19374524
Ackshully the most basic technicals are far stronger in the current market than they usually are. You can make free money off of simple wedges, triangles and channels.

>> No.19374579
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>>19374524
some people make money when it goes down!
barely legal?

>> No.19374582

>>19374515
>Start to level off
Most of the big names are already less than 20% off their ATH right now.. it's already "taken off" if you didn't buy in mid March.

>> No.19374584

>>19374036
Fuck this asshole. He cried his heart on live on CNBC saying the sky was falling the economy would never recover and he helped tank the market lower meanwhile he was shorting and bought the bottom. Fuck CNBC talking heads for never calling him out on it either.

>> No.19374588

>>19374062
Been holding MRO since 3.5 and happy with it. I picked them over DCP and realized I'd have been up 4x had I picked DCP instead. Hindsight 20/20.

>> No.19374589

>>19373773
I wanna buy fund which covers the four historical crisis winners: Companies in the sectors pharmacy, food, military and entertainment. Does anybody have a good advice? I wanna invest a lot of money in these sectors but I am not an expert. Thanks!

>> No.19374604

>>19374584
>listening to talking heads instead of looking at what they do

>> No.19374611

>>19374582
Oh, well I was talking about actual oil prices.

>> No.19374612
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>>19374562
turtle shell crack say you will make much yuan anon. be rich, find nice wife.

>> No.19374617

>>19374355
>>19374431
One of the engineers wrote a lengthy book about this crash explaining exactly what went wrong, why NASA knew the launch was risky but did it anyway, disregarded warnings etc. It's a good book: Truth, Lies, and O-rings by Allan J. McDonald.

Explosion was caused by failure of an o-ring seal in one of the SRBs. Super hot gasses shot out the side of said SRB and ignited the main fuel tank. Kaboom. Questionable performance of those seals had been identified before the incident but not fixed. Shuttle was launched below recommended minimum ambient temperature. O-ring seals in the configuration they had do not work as well in cold temps. NASA tried to do a coverup afterwards. It was quite the legal circus with government inquests and the whole bit. Modern SRBs do not have this vulnerability but there are still strict guidelines about suitable launch weather for a thousand other reasons.

>> No.19374622

when are we selling AAL bros

>> No.19374620

>>19374589
I don't know the others but for entertainment, You might want to avoid this one. consider utilities and pure telecom instead.

>> No.19374623

>>19374373
I doubt it. The three that did good will get dragged down by the diversity hires. That will only increase as they keep pushing for a literal 50/50 split.

>> No.19374633

>>19374589
https://etfdb.com/etfs/sector/

>> No.19374634

>>19374604
But the other anon was mentioning oil stocks..? Oil prices do not reflect oil stock prices.

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>>19374501
>which assumptions

>>19374264
>risk profile of US Stocks is fucking horrible.
>T Bills, Munis, and Gold should be the targets for worldwide TINA.
>Hostile takeovers are more likely in my humble opinion.
>are indexes finally going to die
didn't realize that last one was a question

>So if it's truly TINA, then they're gambling on solvent corps that can continue in the debt based buyback bubble?
Possible, it's looking like rates aren't going up if you're looking out 5+ years, balance sheet isn't going down, Fed will prevent catastrophe "by any means necessary" and they have some heavy duty means available to them.

If JNJ and PEP become "zombies" they're still going to pay me my divvy, and that will return better than holding money market funds or treasuries.

>>19374584
>>19374604
he straight up SAID he was buying. He said he was buying fucking hotel stocks during that segment.
>>19374623
quite possible

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i'm so rich i don't give loved ones gift cards, i give them credit cards

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>>19373822
>>19374035
SPCE tanked after hours because of this failure to launch. I'm glad I bought in at $15.

>> No.19374665

>>19374620
Why? They won a lot during corona.

>>19374633
Thx!

>> No.19374675

The criminal US hegemony has to end one day. Let's invest in China.

>> No.19374688

>>19374675
knock yourself out

>> No.19374690

>>19374041
>vox
They're changing their name to commie faggot.com

>> No.19374700

>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/louisiana-cop-fired-saying-unfortunate-more-black-people-didn-t-n1215451
This is how the average burger thinks of the virus now. BULLISH

>>19374675
fuck off chang

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>THE FUCKING GAP is top performer
>Dexcom is worst performer

I kind of want this retard rotation to keep going so I can buy the good shit cheaper.

>> No.19374712

>>19374617
Thanks anon. Good explanation.

>> No.19374716

>>19374675
Good idea, but a safer bet is to invest in Chinese companies that are holding partnerships in the US. For example, American-Chinese biomedical firms. I won't say which ones but they've been great for swing plays.

>> No.19374745

>>19374716
>>19374675
>let's invest in shit faker and gayer than the US
Yeah no thanks.

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CAD on the comeback

>> No.19374751
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>Smell of BBQ wafting through the windows

>> No.19374762
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Well today I swapped my DAL calls for DAL puts haha can't wait to regret this hah aha h haAHHA

>> No.19374779

>>19374751
That's me, you're welcome.

>> No.19374784

I've lost a lot of money trying to play SPY but this is the only thing that has somewhat worked to dig myself out of a hole. I'm afraid I shouldn't even be posting it because then everyone will do it and it'll stop working.

At 3:50-4:00 PM, buy the next closest OTM call with the next closest DTE. For example today it would be a 304 call 5/26.

The next morning, sell your call if it's the slightest bit green.

The market manipulation seems to happen in the after-hours/futures/pre-market.

By doing this you avoid PTD because you bought at close and sold at open, but you get the benefit of all the volume that only happens at open/close.

>> No.19374785

>>19374762
You only trade in the direction of the prevailing trend. Jesus Christ, why do people keep fighting the trend.

>> No.19374799

>>19374784
Meant to say 5/29 instead of 5/26.

>> No.19374801

>>19374036
even you, Brutus?

>> No.19374802

>>19374745
>>19374700
Your house of cards will fall when the USD is no longer the WRC.

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>>19373824
+1.25 percentile

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>>19374675

>> No.19374819

>>19374749
Please no. I'd love to see the loony at $0, where it belongs.

>> No.19374823

>>19374745
Even if you hate the Chinese, they play with a lot of money - which means there are also many opportunities for non-Chinese to profit off of them. Think sweatshops, think dropshipping.. use your brain.

>> No.19374825

>>19374784
What happens when we gap down instead of gapping up?

>> No.19374838
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19374838

Remember bobo talking shit a few hours ago?
has he killed himself already or what

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>>19374644
>risk profile of US Stocks is fucking horrible.
Many traditional "fundie" metrics are out of whack. there's no guidance moving forward, we've got the elephant in the room that's chapter 11 for a sizable chunk of the market.
>Fed will prevent catastrophe "by any means necessary" and they have some heavy duty means available to them
>If JNJ and PEP become "zombies" they're still going to pay me my divvy
what is RDS.B, GE, DIS, F, GM . . .
Investment grade corp bonds are likely superior here, even if the yield is "shit." It removes your risk for co-movement and if you picked wrong, you have precedence over all stocks. Additionally catastrophe is just a credit freeze. a drop in prices for equities is not by any means.
>Hostile takeovers are more likely in my humble opinion.
This is a fear expressed by US politicians. Whether it is true or not is another story.

>>19374665
their growth is limited because they're already running out of new revenue from foreign markets, and the path forward is going to be complicated and messy. You also end up with a lot of baggage if you're looking at like comcast, Viacom, T, LGF, DIS, etc.

>> No.19374862

>>19374785
Because no trend lasts forever.

>> No.19374872

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK

>> No.19374886

>>19374802
So, never then? Bye

>> No.19374888

>>19374838
I miss Sachiko...

>> No.19374890
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19374890

>ASX 200 is up 27%
Why is the Aussie market the best market in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBd0PwQouE

>> No.19374911
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No man i;m pretty fucking far from OK

>> No.19374920

>>19374018
Take a little profit fren, don't get too greedy. Congrats on your colossal ROI.

>> No.19374921

>>19374825
You can cut your losses or gamble trying to hold and wait for it to go back up a bit. Right now the market seems to *want* to go up, but the last time I tried to get greedy and hold was April 29 when the market dipped from 293 back to 283 and stayed flat for a while.

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19374922

cheap options on a big mover.
though also not the worst financials so could be taken either way

>> No.19374924

>>19374862
No shit. Are you retarded?

>> No.19374933

>>19374320
That's what I'm doing now short term. Trying to get a whole years salary plus a little more stuffed away. Thanks to the virus the stuffing won't take long to do. Got a good jump on it already, just 17,000 left.

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>>19374745
>>let's invest in shit
>Yeah no thanks.
Based. We need to be investing in anime girl piss and breastmilk.

>>19374855
that is a VERY nice picture... I can almost taste the girlsweat.

So your thought is that corporate debt will outperform equities moving forward?

> Additionally catastrophe is just a credit freeze. a drop in prices for equities is not by any means.
okay the wording here is confusing me

>> No.19374952

>>19374924
Why does it anger you so?
Did daddy not give cummies today?

>> No.19374955

DFEN CHADS RISE UP, unironically my new short term SOXL. We're mooning to $70 EoY.

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>>19373824
Maybe it's time to go with real money

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SPY IS UP, YET I AM DOWN BECAUSE 20% OF MY PORTFOLIO IS BIOTECH SHITSTOCKS THAT I BOUGHT AT ATH'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>19374955
I wish I bought more than 2 LMT's when it was at $350 ;_;

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19374988

Stupid permabears lmaoooooo

muhh ponzi scheme
muhhhh unemployment
muhhhh shutdown
muhhhh debt reset


brrrrrrrr

>> No.19374993

>>19374921
You might try selling credit spreads if the market stays flat at a resistance. Well I lost all $2k of collateral on a 297/297.5 credit spread the Friday before memorial day. This was literally the first credit spread I ever did. The market was bouncing off this resistance for weeks. It seemed impossible. I got cucked by the futures market.

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>>19374955
>>19374974
Whole defense sector looks nicely bullish right now.

>> No.19375002

>>19374819
Loonie*

>> No.19375004
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19375004

Prediction for tonight:
ES Gets to 3050ish then dumps to 2930. This would mark a rise to the 1.27 fib before finishing it's correction to the 0.382 fib
YM gets to last nights overnight highs then dumps to 9130. This would mark a rise to the 1 fib before retracing to the 0.618 fib

>> No.19375012

>>19375002
Loonie bin is where cucknadians belong!

>> No.19375017

>>19374855
Good point!

>> No.19375018
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19375018

I have 5k to toss into something for a short term hold (a week max)

Shill me.

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>>19374952
>anger
Nigga, I'm laughing at you. Unless you have insider information, you don't trade against the trend. If you can accept that you're retarded and stop trying to time the reversals, maybe you can actually become profitable.

>> No.19375027

buying spy puts at opening again tomorrow, rinse and repeat, time has come fellow bobos, those at least that have not given up yet

>> No.19375046

>>19375018
so glad that faggot attention whore is dead

>> No.19375050

>>19375018
if you're looking to hold something short until term take a look at the nasdaq future contracts.

>> No.19375056

>>19375012
We're creating something bigger than the Panama canal up north. The dollar will soar. Are you American or Britbong? so I know how to roast you.

>> No.19375063

>>19375027
Why do you buy spy puts? What indicators are you using?

>> No.19375066

>>19375018
yeti

>> No.19375073

>>19374974
>>19374996
DFEN moons when the airline industry returns to normalcy. DFEN goes parabolic if Chinese tensions continue to rise. Then you've got Syria, Iran, Venezuela, North Korea..... yeah I'm feeling pretty BVLLISH

>> No.19375076

>>19375024
Yet I am profitable. Really fires up the old almonds, huh?
Made money when everyone ran away from DAL and now I'll make more when everyone takes profit.
Keep flexing on the internet you sad bitch nigga.

>> No.19375077

>>19375056
Canadian dollar*

>> No.19375094
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19375094

found a super cheap theta gang stock

>> No.19375098

>>19375063
Personally I use the BRR indicator, and I buy puts because it says BRR ON every day.

>> No.19375107

Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector
>Fed says pandemic inflicted most ‘severe’ damage on travel sector

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>>19375076
You seem to be seething, have you considered welcoming Jesus Christ to your life?

>> No.19375115

OH SHIT
DO I BUY?!

>Boeing resumes production of beleaguered 737 Max planes
>PUBLISHED WED, MAY 27 20205:02 PM EDT

>> No.19375128

>>19375111
Pottery.

>> No.19375133

Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets
>Boeing to axe 12,000 US workers after plunge in demand for jets

>> No.19375138

>>19373790
Based

>> No.19375141
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>>19374939
>your thought is that corporate debt will outperform equities moving forward?
I think that the risk profile of investment grade corporate bonds has a much better risk profile.
>catastrophe is just a credit freeze
fed only gives a shit about a credit freeze, could care less about the stock market. As long as people are able to create, buy, and sell debt, they probably don't give a fuck.

>>19375017
I follow IP law in my spare time, so the streaming wars have been in my periphery for a while. consumers will win big time in the short run. It's also why i say to avoid Comcast and T for your telecom. Kind of like avoiding Sony and MSFT for vidya.

>> No.19375142

>>19375133
ooof hard bullish signal

>> No.19375143

>>19375107
Wow, breaking news!

>> No.19375151

>>19375063
i look at bollinger, i look at the oil price, i look at vix, and i look at price action, so far buying short term otm calls when it dips significantly and short term otm puts at opening has been very profitable, i dont wait for them to go in the money i just sell them more expensive, the risk is limited and rather on the low side

>> No.19375153

>>19373790
Based.

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>>19375107
Buy signal.

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>>19375115
don't forget good ol' SPR, the actual manufacturer of the 737 Max

>> No.19375177

>>19375141
what type of rabbit is that

>> No.19375179

the cock, john hancock

>> No.19375182
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19375182

Made $5K on Disney calls yesterday.

Today I made $2.2K thanks to Kroger (bought these last week), Macy's (bought yesterday), MGM (bought yesterday), SPCE (day trade), and Disney (bought today)

Macy's was a fun one to watch.

>> No.19375184

>>19373790
Based

>> No.19375202

>>19373790
praise him

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>>19375141
>I think that the risk profile of investment grade corporate bonds has a much better risk profile.
tfw branshart. The risk profile of investment grade corporate bonds is much more attractive than blue chips.

>> No.19375222

>>19375165
Who? I was thinking DFEN, considering that should be great for them, along with the china bill. But it already pumped fucking 20%+ today.

>>19375204
Any in particular? I've had an eye on the debt market but I can never find anything that looks good, especially not since powell put the backstop in.

>> No.19375229

>>19375133
Lately market has been taking layoffs as good news. Presumably because it improves the cash burn rate and maybe helps the company stay solvent. We'll see on Boeing. Their story is one of the most interesting to me in the last couple years. I'm not long on them though and don't intend to be in short term. Perhaps in future though.

>> No.19375231

>>19374136
you're missing a C

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19375259

>>19375156
cute plane

>>19375165
>Spirit AeroSystems Holdings Inc
Another one that's up +10% today... I think I missed this one, but some other people knew this was coming.

>> No.19375273

>>19374503
Seething bears.

>> No.19375299

>>19375273
Wby should SPY be 304 right now?

>> No.19375301
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>>19375177
the kind for breeding

>>19375222
because i'm too poor to swing into individual bonds, I took a page from Soros's 13F and grabbed MUB and LQD.

>> No.19375305

bulls are retarded
there are no safe investments
bulltard thesis is based on nothing
if it's too good to be true it's fake and gay

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>>19375222
>Who?
spirit aerosystems.
big contractor with the 737 max

>> No.19375329

>>19375305
cope, seething 3x inverse holding retard. pick better stocks kiddo

>> No.19375339

>>19375305
whole lotta cope on missed profits huh?

>> No.19375346

>>19375305
been a long time since you saw some green eh?
i know the feeling

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19375359

Where my RTX bros at?

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19375369

>>19375305
50 year s and p 500

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19375385

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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19375388

>>19375305
Arguing with the market is a statistically disadvantageous approach. If you have minimal trust in the trend, you still trade with it but you keep your hold periods brief and snap up profits quickly. What you don't do is contrarian short your way straight up a bull run and get madder and madder about it until you run out of money or quit.

>> No.19375389
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>>19373790
based and wholesome

>> No.19375391
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>>19375305
>if it's too good to be true it's fake and gay
it might be fake and gay until Q3 earnings. plan accordingly. Also unless something gets passed, September will probably be a big month. not sure what direction, hence my affinity for bonds.

>> No.19375394
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Christ... is this really going to be a J shaped recovery?

>>19375299
unprecesented stimulus and a blank check from the US voter to take whatever steps necessary to defeat the "invisible enemy"

This is the closest thing to a managed economy we've ever seen tried in the US.

>>19375305
>there are no safe investments
that part is true.

>>19375301
God I love cunny bunnies.

I don't try to follow the big boys like that, especially since those filings are delayed.

>> No.19375406

Even in a bear market you have upswings.
You buy puts short terms and buy up cheapies from the bottom.
What is so hard about this?

>> No.19375419
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IT WON'T STOP GOING UP WTF DO I DO

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REML considering buying 1k shares. Good buy yes or no?

>> No.19375434

>>19375385
BASED


>>19375305
the new >have sex is now

>have gains

>> No.19375457

>>19373824

Up 1%. Was down almost 6% at one point today. I’ll take it.

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>>19375394
>I don't try to follow the big boys like that, especially since those filings are delayed.
idk, it's bonds. they really don't swing too much. he might have bought on that big dip in march, but i'm still certain that i want to avoid the stock market right now. I'm very cash heavy at the moment.

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>The House of Representatives on Wednesday passed legislation condemning China for the detention and torture of Uighur Muslims in the country’s western region of Xinjiang as tensions between the U.S. and China continue to escalate.
>The legislation, which passed overwhelmingly in the Senate earlier this month, will now head to President Donald Trump, who has not said whether he intends to sign it into law.

God damn...
No help from the Dix or Gex today, negligible increase in both.

Is this a good time to hedge for volatility? Shit...

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Where my DFEN niggas at

>> No.19375479

>>19375299
The market says that’s a fair value. Only reason, and at any point if that doesn’t seem correct then it will move up or down accordingly.

>> No.19375482

Today my shitty portfolio has finally recovered all Corona losses. Shall I sell before the real numbers sink in?

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>>19375406
There is no evidence in the price action this is a bear market. So far we have had panic sell and recovery trend.

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>>19375478
the FOMO is real.

>> No.19375502

>>19375359
me

>> No.19375510

>>19375359
rtx is an easy 50% gain from here

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If Trump admin wins what stocks to buy? The ones who openly support him (GM, FCAU, TM) and oil?
What if they lose, buy electric (BYDDY, PCRFY)?

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I TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT NAIL AND EVERYBODY IGNORED ME NOW I CAN'T GET OFF

>> No.19375549

So anyone anticipating a drop rather than a gap up on open?
I want to dump my TQQQ but if it falls much I could lose money.

>> No.19375552

>>19375182
comfy

>> No.19375553

>>19375222
Are there fees involved with DFEN? How are they charged? I don't know much about ETFs.
t. retarded and poor

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>>19375359

>> No.19375570

>>19375502
>>19375510
I think it goes to 80 easy. 50% would be 100, which I think would take a long time.

>> No.19375588

>>19375486
>the economic structure has weakened
>p/e ratios normalized
>FED used stimulus packages (perhaps used all they had)
>gold pumped
>volatility jumped
>unemployment risen
only real estate did not increase

>> No.19375611

>>19375570
lol it’s not going above 70 this year

>> No.19375614

>>19375535
is it too late to get on nailbrah

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>>19375535
Congrats anon! By the boo, people rarely jump on suggested stocks here unless there are several people talking about them day after day.

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what is this pattern called?

>> No.19375626

>>19375570
Credit suisse says 81, they lowered from 100
https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3074951&headline=RTX-Raytheon-Technologies-price-target-lowered-to--from--at-Credit-Suisse

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here's another relatively cheap big mover with inflated options

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>>19375620
this shitcoiner

>> No.19375651

>>19375611
Dude it was 67.99 today...lol

>> No.19375653

>>19375588
Feel free to continue citing these things and calling it a bear market all the way back to ATH.

>> No.19375658

>>19375620
Something Chinese

>> No.19375663

>>19375588
I know everything is fucked up but you literally can not fight it. Just ride the fucking waves bobo.

>> No.19375666

>>19375626
That was April 20th. No one expected things to open and recover so quickly. Still 80 though!

>> No.19375670

>>19375620
penny stock

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>>19375634
whats the site on the left fren?

>> No.19375703

>>19375653
>>19375663
I am bullish. I don't short stocks because I don't know how to time them and the risk is too great.
I just buy undervalued stocks and indexes.

>> No.19375707

>>19375620
Dripping cum

>>19375634
Whizpy willow

>> No.19375713

>>19375651
What’s your point? Screencap me, it’s not going above 70 this year. Airlines will also retract from their current prices as it becomes apparent that profits will be heavily impacted by half full flights and reduced demand.

>> No.19375714

>>19375182
MDT calls at open tomorrow if rest of the market is green will likely be my play in the morning.

Shit follows the same up & down pattern each day.

Holding Macy's until EOD Thursday or Friday depending on momentum. Earnings on Monday so I'm selling to avoid IV crush.

Kroger I'll hold for another 1-2 weeks as earnings get closer and volume picks up.

MGM I'll keep holding for a while since earnings already passed. January calls so don't care what happens in the short term.

Disney I'll hold for now, will make a decision on Friday on if I want to keep holding over the weekend. Disney World is re-opening in June so perhaps there will be another pump once people have physically set foot in the park. If it pumps to like 123 I'll likely sell there to be safe and lock in profits.

>> No.19375726

>>19375620
The
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>> No.19375729

Buy NVDA before the rebound.

>> No.19375737

>>19373853
oh no buffett was right

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I've found the cure!

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>>19375697
tdameritrade's "Stock Profile" page under "Research & Ideas" on the homepage.
it's a compilation of a few pages on that but basically you god Research & Ideas -> Stock Profile -> Fundamentals.
they also have pdfs of all of a company's SEC filings.
it's good desu

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>>19375614
I thought it had another week or so in it but it may blow it's load tonight

PRTY kicking in now too wtf

>> No.19375777

Assuming the launch of the Dragon is a success and they start doing regular missions not long after why wouldn't RTX get a piece of the action. After all they're in the "space" material biz to.

>> No.19375779

>>19373853
I bought AA at 15. Almost back to even!

>> No.19375781

>>19375739
are 12 year olds allowed to play the market?

>> No.19375797

>>19375714
How much money did you put in for that gain? $10,000?

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>>19375765
thanks bro, will take a look

>> No.19375813

>>19373773
fuck stock market generals, flood the board with your stocks discussions, crypto fags GTFO

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redpill me on the bears

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>>19375813
if anything it can break down into sectors, but I don't like the idea - it'd be pretty slow. the centralization is good for now.

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>>19375713
Here you go.

>> No.19375852

>>19375834
they're still in bed moaning into their pillows in their grief

>> No.19375872

The S&P500 went exponential after today, which is a very very bad sign in most every case.

Exponential curves are usually mini-bubbles on their own and this has a lot of free fall under it.

>> No.19375876

>>19375846
thanks!

>> No.19375883

>>19375797
Across all those positions? $6,478 was my initial investment.

Cash wise, I still have $25.4K sitting around.

>> No.19375892

>>19375876
Dude you just took like 3 minutes of my life away.

>> No.19375896

>>19375406
Dumped due to nothingburger scare.
Now getting back on track.

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>>19375892
i’m sorry

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>>19375872
reminder that bubbles are fun while they last

>> No.19375918

At 4PM on the dot stocks seem to have MASSIVE volume buy volume.
What's going on here? Has anyone else noticed this?

>> No.19375924

>>19375842
No it's not, autistic screeching and a lot of questions i read don't get any answer here

>> No.19375925

just put in the orders for my very first set of stocks lads. $6k that I have spare in bank stock that are 30% down minimum from March.

>> No.19375926

>>19375883
Not bad. I just started when the crash happened and invested $1100 and up to about $2300 and have about $2000 in savings as of now. I’ve done some dumb shit and have $8000 worth of credit cards and student loans, but I’m glad I can actually start getting into investing, even though I barely understand it yet.

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What would happen if in theory a company bought all of it's stock back and therefore be the only owner of itself?

>> No.19375933

>>19375915
Its okay.
I'm close to making more money from my RTX call than I ever made before.

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>>19375916
>while they last
and that is usually forever.

>> No.19375938

>>19375916
of course. However, I was also the guy late last night/this morning autistically watching futures and made the same correct prediction when S&P500 futures went exponential on the hourly chart.

It crashed super hard into opening. Well we closed today on a perfect exponential hourly chart again.

>> No.19375941

>>19375918
Some funds do scheduled market on close buys. That's why.

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>>19375924
>a lot of questions i read don't get any answer here
a loy of quetions don't have answers. do you stick around after market close often?

>> No.19375951

>>19375927
If a public company wanted to go private that would be part of the procedure.

>> No.19375961

>>19375927
they would have never gone public in the first place if they ever thought they wanted to do that

>> No.19375986

>>19375918
Everyone's starting to realize the pump is happening outside market hours so they're buying at close and selling at open

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>>19375944
BULLBULLBULL
MILKIES FOR BULLS

a lot of the questions are also dumb as hell... some don't warrant an answer, some only warrant a "google it" or "check investopedia" and some get ignored because there's a lot of bait that's easier to respond to.

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just buy the dip when it dips

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>>19375995
true

>> No.19376026

Got absolutely bumrammed on oil today.
Tomorrow better be a recovery or I'm done.

>> No.19376029

>>19375927
the share price would get too high, they would never be able to buy it all

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>>19375995
she'll be back when I'm done with her mumu.

>> No.19376061

>>19376026
>Tomorrow better be a recovery or I'm done
Any idea why oil is finally coming back to earth? Was it something to do with USO?

>> No.19376065

>>19376010
just go back in time and buy in the middle of august and never sell again

>> No.19376069

>>19375927
Well that's kinda the thing with stock classes. You've got a limited number of A shares that's held by founders mostly. Then you've got B shares that's given out en-mass for the common folk. The limited A shares hold more voting power than the common B ones do. So that way shareholders or board members can't really do shit about the company. The founders (CEO) have all the power. Which is why FB will be ran the same way it has been till Zuckerburg dies or he gives it up. Google/Alphabet is the same way. Hell Zuck is only what 30? So he could run the damn company for another 60 years and there's damn little anyone could do to stop him or change how FB does anything.

>> No.19376082

>>19376061
>beck to earth
it's not even halfway back to earth in the other direction yet

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>>19376026
>he bought USO instead of BASED XOM
serves you right. USO exists to take money from plebs

>> No.19376106

>>19376061
oil is in the toilet still what are you on about

>> No.19376130

>>19375813
Why? Shit is fine the way it is.

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>>19376082
>>19376106
lol, you find me that demand is outstripping supply and that US Shale isn't getting shit in the mid term, and I'll go long on OXY and XOM and dump my tankies.

>> No.19376141

>>19376098
based on what

>> No.19376142

you're oversimplifying to the point of absurdity
stocks have all different kinds of share structures
feel free to read about it:

https://speedtrader.com/stock-share-structure/
https://undervaluedequity.com/share-structure-the-different-types-of-company-shares-explained/
https://www.investorsunderground.com/stock-share-structure/

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>>19376010
In the "new normal," are there any sexy pantyhose OLs for me to have fun worktime with?

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>>19376141
divvies and solid as fuck fundamentals

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>>19376141
also dark grey is USO

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>>19374114
Depends on your age and what you have saved in the bank. Much like other anons have said. Assets and debt are a factor as well. If you own your major assets out right, you can probably pump all you want.

>> No.19376467

new thread is here

>>19376267
>>19376267
>>19376267

>> No.19376734

>>19374745
China is faker but not nearly as gay.