/biz/ - Business & Finance

what did mr krabs invest in?

>>19372110
FUCK SHOP
FUCK GSX
AND FUCK JANNNIES

Why is JWN mooning? lol

So what exactly happened to drop after opening and why are we back again? Very confusing stock market.

>>19372121
Smallcaps and biotech for the pnd

DG

>>19372150
we're still in a bubble after a shock. Price movements are generally going to be erratic for a while.

>>19372150
just fake and gay pumps
AAPL is down today. if you are a retarded bull you should be very concerned

Big development for Huawei, China probably pissed

imagine being a bearcuck talking shit and shorting the 2987

toppest of keks

Should I buy $35 UAL Calls 6/5??

Sony is coming in hard for the rest year and next year. Invest in them

>>19372181
might be retaliatory to the big currency depreciation.

>>19372176
But QQQ is green again and SPY nearly back at ATH since March lows. Not sure why any bull should be concerned.

Wheres that one guy talking shit on DKNG from last night?

Should I buy qqq?

what if one of the astronauts gets quantum leaped right now

>>19372196
Buy puts on this retarded stock that was just brought to my attention

>>19372217
I'm sitting on cash and bonds. Losing money is worse than not winning money. Additionally, we're still likely in a deflationary environment.

>>19372231
Which put do I buy?

>>19372217
just buy SPY

>>19372194
dumb panda

>>19372231
what strike and expiry?
help a /biz/let out

>>19372233
cash and bonds is boring, plus inflation is already up again

>>19372233
why do you like missing out on gainz???>>19372262
best advice, considering RH now offers fractional shares, there is no reason to not buy SPY. DCA that shit.

why is the market going up pls no meme answers

Get fucked federal reserve - kike supporting, Israel worshipping bulls

>>19372231
Based. I was looking into that too but not sure what move to make

>>19372300
fears are out, greed is in. Also the FOMO is setting in for the normies seeing green and near ATH.
t. /biz/let

*slurrrrps*

>when you buy calls on FAS
stupid but fun

Kek, damn it feels good knowing I don't gotta do a thing except wait for my bags to fill with green. I don't even gotta check my account or nothing cause my sell orders are all set. Good till 12/21/2020. So really all I gotta do is glance at my statement that comes in end of dec to see if they got tripped. No more chasing memes or penny shit, no more chasing the green period. Now I sit back and let it come to me instead.

Micro Medicals doing nothing or going down. Sub Penny stagnant. LMT and F rocking today.

>>19372301
did you think it was going to go up forever? selling the top of that spike should've been the easiest thing ever. i bought almost exactly at the bottom of that dip

>>19372300
Market is meme.
Answers will be nothing but meme.

>>19372282
>>19372293
>Losing money is worse than not winning money.
don't you bullnogs read? trailing stop doesn't save you from downward barts either if you're holding overnight.

>>19372262
Im all in on NASDAQ

>>19372300
In general, people are banking on a return to the norm in a year.

>>19372300
>Why is SPY below ATH?
>Why is SPY at 300?
>Why was SPY at the low on march 23?
>Why isn't GDP and EPS taking into account?
Questions over questions. Either moon or not. Who cares.

Fucked bro, did you finally get it in a good way?

Will i make it?

>>19372301
>/pol/ are the bears
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

pol is always wrong about financial decisions

>>19372365
he can never get fucked in a good way :(

if markets are priced in two years ahead why the fuck would the market ever go down

explain that

>>19372342
I just deal with it

>>19372376
How scared are you jew ?

Now that things are becoming more ‘normal’, any stocks I should look into? I made about $1100 and want to know if there’s anything good.

>>19372365
don't encourage that faggot

>>19372300
Free money, low interest rates, hopium, and greed. The real trillion dollar question is when will the real crash begin?

>>19372382
Because it's a meme with no substance. Plan accordingly.

>>19372240
>>19372274
July 17th. $4

>>19372367
Yesss another $GUSH anon.

>>19372382
Market is forward looking. 2y is nothing. Market is looking at least 100y into the future. Check P/E of shopify and zoom for example. kek.

>>19372376
I bought 4 more to spite you jew nigger

spy keeps drippin, tvix cannot be stopped
very, very based

>>19372385
feeling alright, just cranked one out, now I've got to do some studying, hbu?

>>19372406
why did stocks ever go down in march if the market is looking forward 100 years

>>19372423
WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN 99 YEARS AND 10 MONTHS

>>19372412

jew haters are destined to lose

sorry, take it up with God

>>19372423
The 1 percenters were a bit greedy and wanted more stocks. Buffett and Soros somehow missed the meeting about it.

>>19372376
reddit are the bears

they were/are so convinced this was the end of the world

idk why i was surprised but i was

>>19372423
panic selling and emotions are temporary
human evolution and progress is eternal

ATH is out there, just over the horizon now

>>19372399
*tips hat*

that's a increasing number of stocks that are obvious pump and dumps lately

mini pump before selloff?

>>19372449
that guy is so obviously a pol tourist though, as soon as I called him out he called me a jew and a nigger

>sell everything, its WW3 with Iran
they are really bad with money over there, they probably make up a lot of the silvertard community as well

When is a good time to sell? Don't want to get left bagholding but don't want to sell too early.
>25%
>50%
>75%
>100%
>other

>>19372300
Chinese virus was a hoax, and the market runs on the dreams of man

>>19372478
is there a reason you aren't wealthy already if they are so obvious?

>>19372204
gib big titty boat

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19372490
mother fucker you can't just show a green line and say wat do

I just dont understand how the hell is it pumping up this much with so low volume. can someone explain

>>19372490
I start scaling out slowly as things rise
If I really have a bullish bias I buy dips along the way

"trading around a core"

>>19372490
I’m in the same situation.

>>19372510
I'm in the same boat as him. Bought a shitload of VTI when the Dow was at about 18,700 a few months back. Yes the very day it hit the bottom. I don't know how I timed it so well.
When the fuck do I sell?

>>19372490
The world economy is reopening more and more every day. Never sell anon

heh fuck you bobo

>>19372520
because no one is selling

>>19372423
Because there were a lot of over levered speculators who got caught with their pants down and were liquidated, starting a flash crash until the Fed stepped in.

>>19372448
>Buffett and Soros somehow missed the meeting
I need Munger, Burry, The turtle guy, and Powell to be in the list of out of touch retards too.

>>19372528
What anime is this from?

>>19372553
this is not anime

this is ART

https://twitter.com/BARD713

>>19372553
boku no pico

>>19372490
Sell at every 25% gains and sell if you lose more than 8% off buy point. But you gotta know your shit.

>>19372564
It looked like a screenshot from a movie. Anyway very pretty.

>>19372584
I agree
love this guy's style

Just sold my QQQ calls for $400 each, the thing is, I JUST BOUGHT THEM FOUR HOURS AGO FOR $200 EACH HOLY SHIT IM SUCH A GENIUS EAT SHIT FAGGOTS IVE MADE IT IM NEVER LOSING MONEY AGAIN FITCH FAGGOTS SUCK MY DICK HOMOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING LOOSERS LOL!

V shape recovery?

>>19372612
LMAO!

>>19372597
it's an oddly calm 3PM, no?

>>19372499
botes are slutes
everyone knows

>>19372552
Powell? Nah.

Futures will be proven to be right. Those who knew how the cash markets would move went long on contracts these last couple of night to lock in hedges while scooping up shares on every dip. Everything's going to fucking moon going into the weekend.

>>19372538
Never. Enjoy gains out the ass for the next 100 years and feast on divvies galore.

just like clockwork

>>19372612
incredibly based

>>19372629
telling you guys people are watching to see if spacex will explode

we moon if it makes it to space
we crab if it gets weathered out
we tank if it crashes into the dome

If you were to put another $300 or so into something, what would it be? I’m pissed for not buying DAL when it was at $19 a share.

>>19372629

everything is pointing up, not scared at all

SPX gonna close above the 200dma today which is hyper-bullish especially with that mid-day dip to shake out all the weak hands

we are unironically going back to ATH this year.

>>19372634
cash markets?

>cramer's retarded nothingburger index gets btfo by nasdaq and russell
it's just fucking beautiful bros idk what else to say

>>19372612
that guy found the based department

I guess I don't need to worry about cash anymore.

>>19372300
Worst case scenario for stocks is a meltup. We're not going lower - everything is being underwritten by the fed.

The issue is that now other strategies will have higher average returns than just buying the index and the average indexing returns will start to decline. No more 12% yoy gains. More like 4% or less

>>19372669
congrats

15 mins until party time..... Pump or dump bros?

>>19372632
he's a smart guy, although he has been saying we're gonna be in for a slow recovery. /smg/ needs to start calling him retarded along with buffet and soros.

>>19372657
nah, I'm not saying it like a warning. we usually see some bigger movement/volume around now.

>>19372670
>everything is being underwritten by the fed.
have they (and the treasury) actually underwritten anything yet? Aren't they generally focusing working on Main Street? Additionally, we really haven't seen what the guidelines are at all.

I wish I was stupid so I could make money

>>19372681
NAIL and PRTY literally just started an upswing
but very low volume so be careful

>>19372681
100% pump

>>19372699
kill yourself faggot you're delusional and low IQ

>>19372699
kek

>Amazon shareholders
>voicing concerns of worker safety at shareholders meeting

why don't they just shut the fuck up?

>>19372699
>le too smart to make money man

>>19372661
Cash trading hours, everything else being futures

>>19372696
>have they (and the treasury) actually underwritten anything yet? Aren't they generally focusing working on Main Street? Additionally, we really haven't seen what the guidelines are at all.
No but they will float the broad bond and stock ETFs because people depend on them for retirement.

People are going to start looking around for returns and unironically commodities are temporarily cheap as fuck.

>>19372696
>Aren't they generally focusing working on Main Street?
They didn't in 2008. They haven't so far in 2020.

>>19372110
im glad i bought the dip yesterday

>>19372721
Who the fuck are these idiots that just have to spend all day tweeting about shit? I see them on every website. LinkedIn, Facebook, etc. Who the fuck is out there writing these?

BABA 205 and SPY 290 puts, what do I do guys. Sell now or hold, they expire mid June

>>19372762
absolute madlad

>>19372771
hodl baba sell spy

>>19372771
hold on for dear life all or nothing bitch

>>19372762
The memes are real. Bankruptcy and delisting is extremely bullish now. I will remember this for the next company to declare

>>19372798
The only explanation is someone is trying to offload shares but they have to pump the price to prevent delisting

>>19372771
>puts
wtf

>>19372725
This belongs up with the soros and buffet smack talk. absolute top kek

>>19372741
>People are going to start looking around for returns and unironically commodities are temporarily cheap as fuck.
You got a favorite? I'm going to dig around miners sometime soon. I'm not a fan of oil right now. Maybe steel and construction?

>>19372768
It's probably everyone laid off and getting CARES bucks. This is what we wagies are subsidizing. I hope they all go broke for opening their fat mouths.

So SPY calls or put for eod?

>>19372826
Looks like calls, deep as fuck calls.

>>19372826
puts

>>19372826
2022 XLF calls

when are they pulling the rug? i havent seen a red candle in hours.

>>19372837
>>19372840
hmmmmmm

>>19372826
Flip a coin, it’s as good as any TA

>>19372819
>You got a favorite? I'm going to dig around miners sometime soon. I'm not a fan of oil right now. Maybe steel and construction?
Uranium. They cut the supply in half and demand is still growing. Needs to be double the price to make new developments profitable

>>19372762
Sell it now. Take the profit and run before it gets delisted. Hell they're trying to do it now.

>>19372844
when spacex falls over on the launch pad
i seriously think everyone is watching i wouldn't be surprised if we crab into close and moon at 4:45

>>19372862
ill sell on the open tmr

For the anons waiting to buy at close, don't do that today. We'll gap down tomorrow.

how dumb would it to buy this just because A&W is my favourite fastfood chain of all the burgers (even over Five Guys)
even for value investing, the P/E ratio's already over 10

>>19372868
better hope there's a buyer

>>19372863

imagine betting against America lmao

couldnt be me

I bought everything I have in the middle of march and held and I'm rich now

>heh nothing personal bobo

>>19372863
i hope it goes up then inverts and flys right into the house the mouse built down the street.

>>19372798
It's unrealistic to think that a stock can go from let's say 20 dollars to 0 dollars instantaneously with no rebound whatsoever.

Just closed my short today.

I’ve been short since April 29th.

My portfolio has been bleeding out for a month while all you noobs have been crushing it.

Think I’m gonna walk away from trading for a while. Just gonna hodl large cap stocks.

>https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/27/business/ford-police-suv-disinfecting/index.html

FUCK THIS FUCKING MARKET WHY ISNT IT CRASHING MORE
PEOPLE HAVE NO JOBS AND VIRUS IS UNCURED

IVE BEEN SITTING ON CASH THIS WHOLE TIME WTF I COULDVE AT LEAST GOTTEN IN ON THE MORNING DIP

>>19372869
What the heck makes you think that?
Just because?

>>19372872
If there’s no chance you’ll be upset that you lost $27, go for it. It’s fun to keep track of all the news on companies you’re interested in.

Other companies, like berkshire, they’ve got so much going on there’s always news and it gets boring.

>>19372894

>>19372444
Funny. I’d argue they are a doomed race.

>>19372910
Did you oversleep?
That’s why I missed it...

Anyone buy tqqq at the bottom?

>>19372910
a whole lot of nothingburger viruses are uncured right now

Up 11% over the last 2 days.

party hat anon, where are you??

>>19372915
I've been right for 2 weeks now.

>>19372943
was that you bro?
i almost owe you a gumball

Oh look I bought more

>>19372872
I mean, if it's just one stonk then it's not a huge deal. I think it's neat having a few from companies you actually like.

>>19372444
Go back to the desert while you still have the chance to leave safely.

>>19372931
funny, thats been argued for thousands of years
nobody cares about /pol/fag delusions

I knew SPCE was going to moon over this launch and I still sold my covered calls to low

Way to go champ

>>19372965
unironically gmi we're due for a downturn at least one day this week from people taking profits

>>19372965
My condolences

>imagine being a bear unironically

>>19372231
HA! Just read up on what's fueling this nonsense. Fuck this company and that rumor is the thinnest bullshit ever. I'll throw a few hundred at it, why not, can probably exit on profit taking before earnings in any event.

>>19372961
Nice yea, I'm up 350ish idk if it's smart to hold overnight

>>19372910
Anon-kun what dont you understand only the replaceable and unimportant people are dying or being laid off. It doesnt affect the market at all if they just up and died they could be replaced easily.

>>19373017
it is tonight
not tomorrow night IMO

>>19372966
That's what I'm doing mostly. It's nice owning companies you care about yet also getting something back in return. Got a few though that's pure fodder for the gains alone.

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>>19372768
>>19372819
>It's probably everyone laid off and getting CARES bucks. This is what we wagies are subsidizing. I hope they all go broke for opening their fat mouths.
You guys realize billion dollar companies exist solely because people have been doing this for years. If you were around for the days of LiveJournal and you were smart, you might’ve seen this coming. People are lonely and arrogant, they want to spew their thoughts and be validated.

>>19372931
And yet, you’re poor because you’re shorting America.

Imagine being so lazy that you don’t know the US intelligence community knew 911 was going to happen, and didn’t do shit to stop it.... I wonder who else was dancing behind closed doors?

>>19373041
That’s the way to do it I think.
Funny though, my investments in gaming are purely for the money.

Can DHT pump up to 7 so I can dump my bags

opening price at close. holy shit we mooning for sure tomorrow

There was a lot of bag dumping today holy shit

>>19373081
>still holding tankers
Jesus H. Christ, all that time wasted holding that shit bag when you could have put it in literally anything else and actually made money.

>>19373031
I'm leaning towards that could get pumped over night, probably sell it in the morning and see what happens

>>19373086
Lol, noticed this, people are so sick of tankers, they bailed the fuck out on the slightest hint of green

>sewage


ew

>>19372987
>he thinks the Jews will hide from criticism for another thousand years
You glowniggers are absolutely frightened LMAO

>>19373118
I know I'm retarded but I'm so stubborn that I don't want to take the loss.

Made over $200 daytrading SPY options today. AND YOU??? Win rate just over 80% on approx. 10 trades.

>FRO in the green
M-my bags, they're so light, like they'll carry me away!

>>19372452
well said

>>19373139

I hope you keep buying SQQQ until you blow up your account

Sudden +$1100 for me when I thought my trade was going to crab forever.

Fucking assholes. Running their mouths about the cares (govt check) money. They're gonna ruin it for the rest of us. Now we prob won't get anymore checks for sure thanks to them.. Thanks ass clowns.. damnit, I was hoping for another 2400 bucks..

>>19373145
so not only did you end up taking the loss but you also missed gains in the meantime
tankers are absolute dogshit

>>19373145
You're only choices are win big, win small or lose small. Don't hold bags.

>>19373173
sell that shit

>>19373086
Where?

Gimme the dips, all I bought is more LLY

SHOP is fake and gay

>>19373139
Isn't it great? I heard normies at the office complaining about being censored on kikebook and by that pedo faggot @jack. The Jew cannot help itself, history has shown time and time again and this time it will be really bad for them.

>>19373075
>If you were around for the days of LiveJournal and you were smart, you might’ve seen this coming.
you think I didn't anticipate it? you seem a bit bothered. I don't mind retail hopping in, I'm mostly just concerned for them, except the loudmouths. they get what they deserve.

WHY IS THE NASDAQ STILL GOING UP!!!! THIS SPACEX THING ISN"T EVEN GOING TO THE MOON IT"S JUST THE ISS AND IT'S NOT EVEN GOING TO GO THEY"RE GOING TO POSTPONE IT DUE TO WEATHER!!!! REEEE!!!!!!

>>19372490
sell and chill. wait for the next dips

>>19373177
They got their own general on biz after people started talking about them for just a few days. It was absurd.

My stocks are so weird right now

Also there is a cute girl at my work who is always looking at me and saying hi like she wants me to talk to her but I'm too fuccin autstic AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I should be clapping those cheeks but I have no idea what to say to her to get inside

>>19372989
>SPCE
>this launch

hownew.ru

>>19373206
It's the tanker support group.

>>19373175
>tfw furlough ending right as the checks do

I made out fucking well these last few months

>>19373181
I got out at $137.50.

If it has an end of day dump I will buy back in.

>>19373213
treat her like she doesn't exist

>>19373197
Not bothered by that at all. Though I don’t like footfaggotry and I kind of hate FE’s that are literally (you) or F(you).

Dumb slut got a cute butt tho

>>19373206
And yet they were right, and I should have listened.

>>19373213
start with hello

>>19373213
>Do you know I'm an investor?

>>19373197
Pic related is my favorite FE, Mark.

>>19373213
give here choclates with trace amounts of your semen on them, the taste of your semen will make her attracted to your pheromones

JNJ yay or nay

boys are we going all out on SPCE? looks like launch is greenlight according to weather

>>19373235
I'm already doing that, that's the problem
I need to actually talk to her so I can have her come over to my house and coom on her

>>19373254
I already said that

Whewwww

>>19373213
Ask her if she wants to know 3 ways to lose money and 1 way to for sure lose money

wow...

>>19373271
SPCE has nothing to do with this launch

>>19373272
offer to cook her a dinner and movie, no strings attached. bitches love strings.
PROTIP: know how to cook.

>>19373213
wait til she's talking to a female friend
walk up
>ladies you are looking good tonight!
then just walk away

>>19373278
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!??!!??!
1?!?!?!?!!??!?!
!?!?!?

>>19373272
tell her youre really tired of all the quarantine stuff and you have been feeling lonely lately

parlay that into some conversation about getting together outside work hours

>>19373271
>SPCE
>SpaceX

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING

>>19373272
Show her your portfolio . . . and your "portfolio".

>>19373284
>SPCE isn't watching so they can see where spacex hits the dome so they can aim somewhere else

>>19373272
before that she will already smell you desperation coomer

do smalltalk, ask her stuff women love to talk about themselves

>>19373302
>implying zoomies know or care about the difference
ELON IS THE EINSTEIN OF OUR GENERATION

>>19373289
based boomer

>>19373015

I bought at $0.80 and sold at $3.20. What bullshit rumor are you talking about? Look at Wynn’s new promotional video, the people are using Remark branded software.

WHO /GREEN/ HERE?

POOOOOOOMP EEEEEET

>>19373281
You missed out on rtx, kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

$302 SPY calls expiring today could have been had a few hours ago for $0.04. Current bid is $0.78. Man oh man do I wish I pulled the trigger.

>>19373239
yeah, I'm not a footfan, but I loved that brap and the position made me think about mating presses. waifu sim is kinda overrated... I didn't finish fates, got bored.

bearbros, do i sell my remaining financials. I don't like this.

OH NO A POOOMP

>>19373333

greenpost quads get

extremely bullish

BOBO WHERE ARE YOU?
>BOBO WHERE ARE YOU?
BOBO WHERE ARE YOU?
>BOBO WHERE ARE YOU?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19373318
>before that she will already smell you desperation coomer

it’s different when the girl likes the guy, during the honeymoon phase there’s basically no chance to embarrass yourself short of committing a fucking crime

WHAT THE FUCK IS AMD DOING

>>19373333
Let it commence

Get fucking pumped on faggots

>>19373353
Not a bear but I think the market is getting a little too optimistic about the recovery. I wouldn’t short it because I’m not a suicide.

If you have top tier financials you should be okay, but I’d dump anything like wells.

Unironically id rather pay up for fintechs then bottomfish for banks.

>>19373360
EOD pump actually indicates a gap down tomorrow pre-market.

>>19373393
V
SHAPED
RECOVERY

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG

>>19373333
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>>19372110
RTX chads rise up

>>19373399
>id: FANG

>>19373289
thanks bro

>>19373287
>>19373300
it feels weird just inviting her over to my house if we've never spoken at length before

Like I wish I could but it could go badly or something, I dunno

>>19373284
right but the industry as a whole could use a huge PR boost from a successful launch...

>>19373433
people who post charts with no ticker should be castrated

QUICK GIVE ME A CALL TO BUY

we win.

>>19373393
WHAT E FUCK

I SLEPT THEOUGH A 7.6% dip??!!?!???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19373213
>at my work

Don’t shit where you eat

>>19373404
i abandoned my remaining WFC. I only have AIG, JPM, and PSK left.

>>19373439
worst thing that happens is you ruin your personal relationship with her at work, who fucking cares just go for it

>>19373451
Moshi moshi?

>>19373393
Ryzing the fuck up. Just stop thinking and trust the chinawoman in charge.

>>19373451
AMD

alright I just covered. You win bulls. You win bogs.

>>19373439
Anon all of that advice is memes. Please ignore it.

>>19373459
I only know JPM is supposed to be top tier.

I guess retarded Robinhood zoomer investors are now better than Buffett and Drukenmiller, kek crazy times

>>19373467
alright guys time to short

>>19373464
kys

HOLY SHIT

I'm buying puts for tomorrow. Fuck this rally and fuck this market.

Tomorrow will be our time, fellow bears.

>>19373435
my roommate owns some RTX. hes been loving it.

That SPY buying volume wow

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MADMAN

>bought some UA mid-June $7.50 calls last week just because the premium was so low on them
Sometimes big brain moves just come easy

>>19373478
hey you asked

>>19372496
Well I don't necessarily know about them until after they've pumped, because shit stocks no-one would care about like libertytripadvisor

umm yeah I'm thinking we're back bulls

Yes

a toast


to Bobo


fug you lmao

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

LOW hits all time high. one of my top 10 dividend stocks. amazing dividend growth despite a low starting yield

>>19373467
Thanks, selling bear credit spreads now.

He bought?

>>19373404
with banks you are simply buying below book value and selling when they return to book value

its basically free money time and time again. go look at the last time citi traded at .5 of book.

WE MOONING BECAUSE OF ELON

>>19373519
Suck it, selling bull nvda spreads

HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL GOINGNNNGNGNGNNGNGGGGG

>>19372110
how is the hongkong thing gonna affect stock market

>>19373331
Should have worded it more precisely - one deal with one client for a few properties does not support the current price. They're hyping the fuck out of this, pump and dump if I've ever seen one, you were smart to take your profits and walk.

NAIL MOONING
PRTY TURNING
SOMEBODY HOLD ME DOWN

>>19373529
But what is their book value including? Loans that will be defaulted on?

Righto! I have made some moves today.
>sold DOO because they have earnings tomorrow and I don't want to participate in that
>sold Air Canada because they announced a dilutive cash raise and lol fuck that I insta sell whenever that news appears from any company
>opened position in Royal Bank o' Leafland
>opened position in based KO

>>19373461
this guy gets it.

I hope JPow has some milkers in my face rn

>my tankers are up
>my calls are up
>everything is up
I'm scared boys, I feel like something is coming. And I don't know if my hands are strong enough for these ba-

DID YOU HEAR THAT
*Muffled Bogdanoff in the distance*

I can't tell whats going to happen tomorrow, my brain says there will be a pull back, but my gut tells me this market is retarded and detached from reality

ohhhhhhhh

>>19373544
Investors are about to run for the hills in China, their dollar is gonna massively tank

>>19373580
his face*


sorry I'm making too much money I can't type

not a bobo but this market is insane. the economy is totally booming?

>>19373583
there was a pullback this morning it's melting up tomorrow all day

ULTA is going to have to dump more than %20 tomorrow in order for my credit spreads to lose money. Never bet against thots.

>>19373583
>I can't tell whats going to happen
no shit? thats shocking. who can then?

DOMP IT!

This is gonna be my first red day in a week and a half, but at least its not very red

>>19373595
THE MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

>accidentally bought WFC instead of BAC

DON'T


FIGHT


THE


FED

BOBO? U THERE BOBO?

who here actually shorts the market for profit and doesnt short as insurance?

BOBO ARE YOU OK

>>19373646
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY.
>TO SEE IF I COULD FEEL.

>>19373630
WFC is a better buy, you accidentally made the right move

>>19373583
tfw half way through moving to bonds. hurf. feels pretty good not dealing with this BS

>>19373657
idiot bears who keep crying about the “clown market”

>>19373627
it is supposed to be. if it is not it is broken. i refuse to participate in a broken system. it is a ponzi scheme.

>investment strategy is stocks only go up based on literally nothing except other people having the same sentiment
>I'M A GENIUS GUYS WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE RICH

>>19373565
in short yes. if you think the world is ending dont buy the banks.

>>19373672
Not bag holding. BAC suits my play rather than WFC.

>>19373686
Sure. it is called "legal ponzi".

>>19373595
Look up stagflation, that's where we're headed and it's also how markets can go up even while everything gets worse.

If you look at a chart of the S&P in the 1970s, the S&P mostly went up from 1970-1980 (some dips).

If you look at an inflation-adjusted chart of the S&P for the same time, it's just a complete slide all the way down for 10 years.

futures going to 315 by the morning?

>>19373697
>Not bag holding. BAC suits my play rather than WFC.
Unironically WFC is probably the better swing, but I would say you're quite late.

>>19373684
>it is supposed to be.

Wrong, the market is driven by speculation about the future of the economy

>i refuse to participate in a broken system. it is a ponzi scheme.

le clown market!!! why are all my puts $0.01??? le clown world!!

>>19373684
kek
This post is adorable. Literally boomers
>If you guys aren't gonna sell cause the news said to sell then I don't wanna play anymore!!

>>19373595
No but where else are you going to put your money? Paper?

I'm taking out some money I was saving for the dip that apparently is never going to happen and getting back into crypto. Eth and BTC still seem relatively cheap and random shitcoins are starting to moon again like in 07.

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>>19373684
Stay poor faggot.

>>19373686
Kek, keep seething fagboy

>>19373529
whats a book value? how do you know it

>>19373722
fuck off faggot

>>19373717
BITCOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

>>19373686
maybe you'll catch the next generational bottom in 15 years

>>19373672
Yep, I bought mine @ under 24. Over 17% gains so far. Plus the yield & divvy.

>>19373722
No

>>19373595
The market is based off the future

>>19372347
I honestly don’t know it was down almost 50% and within 30 mins it’s up 70% this is fucked we should have had a drop today but I want my crab market

>>19373684
>it is a ponzi scheme.
No you fucking idiot. It's a buy the dip scheme, ya feel me?

>>19373750
And the future is grim. So?

>>19373745
I bought $20k @24.30, long hold. If it craters I'll double down and pick up more, it's too good to ignore.

>>19373739
QE accelerates the next bust cycle. It'll be less than the wait from 2008 to 2020 since people have thought this was coming since 2018

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