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Should I sell Tesla before launch today? As I see it that’s the pinacle of hype for forseeable future

nice try bobos

>>19366775
I was thinking that if the rocket exploded that would probably pop the tesla bubble.

>>19366770
stop making me horny

>>19366780
it would probably pump even more

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>19366780
Oh does Tesla make Rockets now?

Why the fuck is the tradingview screener so fucking broken for non-US stocks? One day I use it and it works just fine for CAD stock, the next it gives me 0 hits with all filters disabled, but the search column says '3 items'. How2fix?

>i'm going to buy more (RTX) today!
Why are people averaging up? Why didn't you just buy all (ticker) you were going to buy when it was cheap? You didn't make any money between two weeks ago and now, people only get paid monthly

Last chance to step on the FRO rocket

can someone make a real thread

KRAMER CALLING OUT EVERYONE. MARKET IS MOVING UP TOO FAST (airlines,cruises, tech)

I should have bought more banks

>>19366789
No but half their value is Musk’s cult of personality

>>19366785
https://nhentai.net/tag/sweating/

>>19366803
big buy signal

>>19366762
The rest of the links OP forgot:

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread: >>19364764

>>19366789
Shitloads of idiots invest in Tesla as a way of investing in the umbrella that is Elon Musk's general works.

>>19366803
Bullish.

>>19366803
Oh look it's the "buy Bear Sterns" Jew.

>>19366802
>tankers
>rocket
you must be the faggot that tried to play up a .7 dip in the oil price

>fed BRRRRRRRRR’ing
>V shaped recovery
>all my gold and silver stocks tanking


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19366803
Did you know cramer is a manlet? I just found that out today.

>>19366812
I didn't forget them.

Who would bet against the recovery when every single player is massively aligned to just steamroll through it?

Think about the bodycount associated with unchecked corporate growth and globalization; a few hundred thousand deaths is literally nothing.

The same corporate media and markets that absolutely lost their minds when Trump announced 100-200k US deaths in March, are now sailing through an actual 100k bodycount without much of a care. They have no interest in prolonging the panic, every interest in putting it to bed and returning to profit growth.

Don't bet against the machine.

>>19366805
>>19366813
Your Tesla puts will expire worthless, I learned this the hard way

First for fuck anime

>>19366825
I hope you learned a valuable lesson on challenging the fed

>>19366812

Imagine betting against the Fed.

I want to buy puts so bad! Why can't I learn my lesson?

>>19366832
Then why did you leave them out?

>>19366825
>he trusted a Jew

>>19366832
>Did you know cramer is a manlet? I just found that out today.
Wow, 5'6" had no clue he was so short.

>>19366788
Yeah "bro," today's the day!

>>19366832
>newfags creating threads
stop

>>19366835
When I say half the value is musk, I don’t mean that as a bad thing. He’s the visionary of our century. He and Grimes shall Shepherd us into a new epoch

i am thinking of buying a strangle on TSLA, ideas?

>>19366850
>muh fed
This is average Joes with nothing else to do with their time and money during lockdown than start trading stocks.
And they pretty much all just caught the bottom of a historic dip.

>>19366850
>Powell says we're in for a long ride
>cash and going short is against the FED
I learn something new everyday.

>>19366860
I felt like it.

>>19366832
He has a munchkin voice so I figured he was a dwarf.

I have made significantly greater gains now that I stay the absolute fuck away from options.

I don’t know how to pick em. Simple as

40% of my shit is tech stocks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MODERNA BTFO

thoughts on MGM?

>>19366870
haha yeah, futures are through the roof today is definitely going to be blood red by fellow bear bro!

>>19366892
It's all going to 0.

Will SPCE benefit from launch?

Norwegian Airlines, denbury recources is it the gamble worth?

>>19366833
>>19366843
You say this but I bet now that we are all humbled and/or wiser next time some shit like this happens and we all think we know how to handle it, shit will go completely the other way and machine will crumble because fuck you.

>>19366808
..I’ll brb

STOP PROPPING UP THE MARKET

>>19366803
Cramer told me to buy ETSY at the top...

>>19366905
Jokes on you, the rest of them are up by 10%.

If the fed controls everything is it really a free market?

>>19366793
I have the same issue.

My work around is viewing the site in a private window seems to give me all the results this way

Wasn't someone on here trying to shill KTOV like last week? I don't know why else I would have it bookmarked

Is moderna a buy?

>>19366918
No.

>>19366929
There's no such thing as a "free" market.

I'd like to take this time to have everyone recognize my huge balls for putting in 5k (half my cash) into Hertz yesterday at the last minute. Up 50% premarket.

>>19366794
I only had a couple shares, but i dumped mine at $57, wish i just would have held on to them and made a couple percent

Got 460 euro from tanker divvy. What should I get in the short term to offset the other losses on that shitshow? I don't trust the market at all but I hate sitting on my thumbs sitting on all the cash in my savingsaccount.

OK LADS,
STRANGLE ON TSLA VS
PUTS ON SHOP

WHATS BEST ?

>FRO is finally positive
My...my bags. My training has paid off, they feel so light it's like they're not even there.

>>19366929
Is this the cringiest bear cope of all time? The market should be crashing right now jerome is just propping it up brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The global economy is open economy couldnt be recovering on its own yet

>>19366932
>try something that makes no sense at all
>totally fixes the problem
What did computers mean by this?

>>19366947
exactly, its a fantasy

mfw im in CCL

Ive been telling you guys this for a month now.
Still not listening.

a few painfully obvious ones that will bust through their current market cap.

PHUN
AMRS
CGC
draftkings will be 50+ soon as well

>>19366937
Wait a little more but yes

>>19366762
WHY THE FUCK IS TECH DOWN??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ho lee fuk

>record unemployment

Stocks only go up

>>19366785
>he doesn't take jerk brakes
What are you even doing, man?

>>19366960
HODL ONTO SEA CATS

Does anybody else want to see the spaceX rocket blow up, but the astronauts parachute back to earth?

>>19366975
post all

>>19366948
Your balls are observed and admired. May fortune smile upon you at opening.

Hey guys, got a question. A company has a certain share price, which suddenly drops. How is this reflected in the balance sheet - does its assets drop, or its equity under liabilities?
What about an investment bank? Say share price of previous company drops, this is then reflected in IB's assets, right?

>>19366901
>through the roof
>1-1.5%
You can not be this fucking retarded, nigger. Please be baiting

>>19366983
You refuse to learn anything. dotcom shit is going to dump.

>>19366978
kek
get btfo techie

any chance of a rug being pulled today?

>>19366982
god, that scares the shit out of me. am i alone in getting unnerved by that?

>>19366947
>tfw you realize the American economy is just another weapon in their arsenal to maintain their dominion over their world order.

Really makes you appreciate the meaning of superpower

>>19366990
I want the astronauts to blow up and the rocket the parachute down

>>19366932
Meh, I guess I'll use the yahoo screener instead. Not quite as good, but good enough. Doesn't have this problem. Pain in the ass to juggle 3 tools just to make a trade though. Why couldn't I be american't, life would be so much easier.

>>19366996
you're right, surely today is the day of the big crash you've been predicting to happen every day for the last month

>>19367013
kek

>>19366978
We are now an agrarian society without the need for technology.

>>19366982
Damn fellow CUK

>>19367011
V shaped recovery for transport sports and retail

>>19366996
psst, hey kid, did you hear about them murder hornets, unemployment numbers and airborne aids from Wuhan china?

>>19366794
i'm actually getting out of rtx if it hits 68 today since all my eggs are in that basket. I should have diversified.

>>19366956
More tankers. Or wait for next dip and buy an airline unironically just to swing when it goes back up.

>>19366960
It is such an amazingly wonderful feeling. All my tankers positive and making me money now!.....except DHT.

>>19366987
HOLD ON SEA CATS

6 minutes until bears are irreparably fucked

>>19367013
Had that happen in KSP due to a misplaced decoupler.

>>19366789
SpaceX is Tesla

>>19366978
>why is dotcom bubble 2.0 popping
>130 years to get a return on investment.

>>19367040
why did you buy DHT? it’s a shit company

>>19366893
Imagine being so stupid you can't understand smart money already made out.

>>19367040
DHT is making me sad. A month ago it seemed like one of the safer and better bets within the tanker segment. Still down 230 euro's on them. Now it is too late to get into FRO I feel. At least not until another dip.

JPM gang RISE UP

FUCK WMT

>>19367028
>that's for your lots
>not todays overnight gain
I was going to freak out.

>>19367040
TANKER. CHADS.

>up 9% pre

>>19366914

No doubt, there will be more catastrophes, and the unprecedented growth and complexity of the machine make it even more fragile.

The learning here is that the machine can easily handle a pandemic that is only mildly more dangerous than the flu (and primarily to older/immunocompromised people).

The inevitable next pandemic may be completely different and will require a totally new strategy.

Hey /smg/

Why did I sell my winners and hold my losers

Why

Fuck GSX, this gay shit should not be going back up

>>19367029
>>19367017
I'm not even a bear you FUCKING FAGGOTS. 1% IS NOT "THROUGH THE ROOF" YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGER RETARDS.
TOO MANY NEWFAGGOTS
TOO MANY MIGAPEDES
TOO MANY BOOMERS
TOO MANY RETARDED FUCKING NIGGERS

I forsee great gains today as well

RIP to the guy who said he was buying Jnug at 100 a few days ago at the same time I decided to sell my shares in it.

>>19367017
>>19367052
Shhh, shhh, let it happen. You don't want to be awake for the opening bell.
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
There now, don't you feel better. I'll wake you up when it's all over

>>19366960
by 9 bucks calls are still worthless. At 8.80. lmao

>GOLD still dumping
Panic selling at this point.

BELL OPENING, TIME TO SELL AND COME BACK TO BUY AT CLOSE!

Fuck Microsoft

1 MINUTE

>>19367092
just sell the nasdaq futures bro. we're making bank over here.

>>19367062
That would make some sense if earnings weren't growing spectacularly YoY.

>>19367062
$FSLY and $PD are hemorrhaging me money, fren.

>MSFT
>AMD
Jesus Christ

>>19367040
Okay so why did /tsg/ die where are the rest of the tankerfags?

>>19367065
It is a good company actually. "muh note" fears keeping it down even though it isn't a new thing.

>>19367067
I got no commentary for dips or when to jump in now since I am hoping we are finally on the Big Port, but DHT was one of the safest when this started. By far. Now...the performance just been lacking severely. If we get another day like yesterday though I will be green enough to ignore it.

>>19367075
WE'RE BACK!

>SOXL
>Up 14.88% last month

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19367102
Our time is not today bearbro

>>19367129
What's up with them?

Two methods

>sell your losers and hold your winners until they become super winners

>sell your winners and hold your losers until they become winners

What yields the best result

>>19367104
*my 9 bucks calls

>>19367130
we're all here waiting for someone to make the general anone *blushes*

MSFT is a piece of garbage.

Reminder not to sell the bottom like Warren Buffett

Let’s do this, bulls
More gains!

KRATON PERFORMANCE POLYMERS

K R A
R
A

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP?
WHO CARES
BUY BUY BUY

TECHFAGS HOLD, FUCKING HOLD THE LINE!!!!

>>19367148
I'd rather not hold too many losers thanks.

Slack CEO: Microsoft is ‘unhealthily preoccupied with killing us’

https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/26/21270421/slack-ceo-stewart-butterfield-microsoft-teams-competition

>>19367102
Cringe

>>19367157
I learned when oil went negative there is no bottom.

>>19367168
Yes.jpg

>>19367168
So why doesn't Slack step up its fucking game? Teams is a billion times better right now.

>>19367131
DHT did a nice pump (not characteristic) just now so there is hope.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why is RTX surging? is there a dump coming? I'm getting nervous bros...

Thanks for shilling WFC.

>>19367165
No, don’t
I want to buy cheapies soon

>>19367178
I'm still waiting for my -$40 barrel of oil delivery

Fear not MSFT chads, consider this yet another wonderful buying opportunity. This is the new cloud king we’re talking about here, not to mention next gen consoles dropping soon.

apologize.

>>19367176
*flick*
Ahhhhh, you nervous bull?

>AMD

>>19367130
Combination of shills being literally innumerable (threads were 50%+ shilling and shitposters with at times over a dozen ID's spamming and using recycled rhetoric) and some tanker holders got burned out by the oil fiasco. A moment of prayer for all those who swayed and ate losses instead of living to see the day where they made all their money back and more.

>>19367186
HOLY SHIT. I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND IT PUMPED HARD! YES, YES!!! WE ARE DOING IT, WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! ARRRRRGH!

These techbags have got be by the fucking balls now. What the fuck, mayne.

Tech stocks lagging behind was so obvious
All the money is shifting away from them now

>>19367096
Cute wolf.

SHILL ME STOCKS

>>19367223
I have $SMRT $FRSX
both went 15% over a day and growing up now

Do you guys actually think the orange nigger will do anything about twitter or nah?

Okay guys, I missed out on selling TQQQ yesterday, and it's slightly under what I paid last week. The question is, do I sell it now for a tiny loss so I can set up buys on close for my promising prospects, or do I stay up another hour and hope it goes green? I'm not sure what's up with NASDAQ right now one way or the other, advice?

The great tech exodus has begun. It's like money coming out of hibernation.

>>19367102
how thoughtful, bear chad

>>19367192
>WFC

You're welcome.

The day of the FAG stocks is over, the day of the perpetual tankerchad/airlinechad is here

LMAO
I told you people this was a tulip bulb.

WE'RE BRINGIN MANUFACTURING HOME

ITS COMING HOME LADS

BUY INDUSTRIALS

>everything i want to buy for cheap is going even more up
>everything i wouldn't touch with a stick is coming down

you call that a selloff? hahahahaha bobos fucking btfo SPY 305

This mas rotation out of tech and growth into hard hit transportation/leisure value is massive bear flag.

>>19367223
SHRM, RVV, NUMI

Do some DD
The only folks saying they are PnD haven't don't DD and are upsetti spaghetti they see the tickets go up 70% in a week and convince themselves it will crash.

Also, told you niggas that GE was going to pop above $7. Don’t sell, it’s going to $8.

>bought amd at 54.20
:$)

those red dildos

>LMT

WTF WHY IS AMD CRASHING

Up $800 and climbinnnng!

Tech stonks have financially ruined me.

>>19367253
HAPPENING THIS GARBAGE IS GOING TO BOMB

m-maybe the real financial system collapse was the frens we made along the way

>decide to cut losses
>it goes the way I wanted it to be originally
EVERY SINGLE TIME WHAT THE FUCK?
literally happened to me 100% of the time already, am I just bad at this?

At least MARK is still mooning

>>19367236
Bag hold till Friday and decide by end of day then

>>19367279
good I want to buy a lot more AMD but the price keeps being above 50.

"B-BUT MUH FUNDAMENTALS, MUH SECOND WAVE, MUH UNEMPLOYMENT. Y-YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BE AFRAID. S-STOP FUCKING BUYING ALREADY"

>>19367272
its going to 8 today, or later this week?

Muh tech

>>19367264
This post didn't age well

>>19367216
This
Based realvision called this

I hope you bought, only upwards from here and sell before EoD dump.

>>19367156

>>19367234
What can he do? He’ll just complain on Twitter.

which tqqq calls to buy?

I told you people.

>>19367301
Remove your emotions from the equation. You did well to cut your losses. Ignore that it went the right direction because your entry was bad in the first place, thus the trade was effectively lost. Find another trade and win that one. Realize that your problem was entry and work on that.

What the fuck is happening to AMD?

>>19367311
Later this summer. $10 EOY.

>>19367310
The elite classes have fucking embarrassed themselves for the last time, they need to be completely fucking replaced or better yet scraped all together

How high can I expect HPQ to go off of today's earnings? Will my $18 06/05 calls print?

>>19367216
After 10 weeks of green FAANGs they can have 1 or 2 bad days - QQQ was near ATH too

Any nice techs to pick up as they fall?

>negative nasdaq
>positive real world
My dick is so hard.

>>19367321
>EoD pump
Good call but you made a typo

>>19367301
Post your chart with your entry and where you got stopped.

>>19366762
Holy shit who wants to PRTY? I got in at .65. What a fucking week

hold up
who the fuck has been painting a bull pennant on TSLA?

>DOW
>USAC
>ET

Feels great to be a divvy/pipeline/energy chad

Buy sqqq at 10?

Can't beat America, hell yeah brother.

anyone else has sex with their girlfriend right before market open to help clear their mind and focus on trading?

>>19367367
Based
>>19367374
Noice.

>>19367308
Okay, fine. I do really want to buy some particular things now though I should maybe wait til Friday for them anyways.
What about TMDX, it's basically flat from my buy, domp eet or baghold on that too? Another pump likely or did I just buy the plateau like a retard?

Who here /crashing with the tech bubble/?

>>19367366
Elon controls the price action through tweets

>>19367329
too high. i'll keep waiting for $15-$18

I remember almost 2 years ago I was watching a Youtube video of an investment manager who learned a valuable lesson in 2009

he said he was the guy shorting the banks at the bottom because it all made sense and there's no way they were valued correctly

he was wrong because not only can you not fight the fed but you need to know when the damage has been done and when the RECOVERY starts

Bobo it's been fun but it's time to capitulate, maybe God will forgive you but I won't

>>19367234
Probably nothing at all. The best thing he would be able to do is just leave the platform altogether, but it's hard to imagine him getting that kind of reach anywhere else. Spotify should unironically come up with something very inventive while they have the Joe Rogan momentum to dig into Twitter's market share. They are going to be getting lots of new users, and it seems like more and more people are fed up with the legacy social media platforms.

>>19367391

I bought NXPI after the deal QCOM crashed. best decision of my trading life. gonna go buy more

>>19366762
If it weren't for goddamn AyyyMD I'd be absolutely MOONING right now

>>19366833
How long until the people keeping the machine working simply kill themselves?

I hope you guys took your profits.

I still don't like these risk/reward profiles at this level of VIX.
Not buying.

>>19367427
The market will go up everyday for the next 1000 years if the amount of shorts keep piling in everyday. I guess it will take a ride back to all time highs to teach you retards a lesson

Fuck you NIO I sold before that dump last week

>>19367427
seethe

>>19367374
>Can't beat America, hell yeah brother.

Based. I sold @88c this morning for a 45% gain because it was trending downwards. Obviously wishing I held onto my balls, but oh well.

>>19366833
>muh corporate machine
You sound like a 16-y-o who just saw Fight Club for the first time.

A record number of retail investors bought the absolute bottom in March.
https://www.investopedia.com/what-s-new-at-online-brokers-in-may-2020-4844876

S&P coming close to buy, around 3001-2996

>>19367183

I use both at work but only once or twice a day as most of my communication is through Skype or email. For that use case, Teams is fucking dreadful, always sits there logged out but pretending to be logged in, doesn't give notifications etc, while Slack mostly works ok.

>>19367445
Exactly this, we are short squeezing up every day. Short ratio is still way too high across the boards.

>>19367427
I'm still short the nasdaq. This shit's dropping like a fucking rock.

>>19366899
yes

VIX is still 28. nothing to worry about

who team /dal/ here? i will literally be a millionaire in a week if it continues like this

Alright, I'm in PRTY. Now what?

>>19367468
that's really high

>>19367472
i'm strongly considering taking a position once I get paid. Just not gonna sell the stuff I already have

>>19367472
Just got in on DAL.

that feel when you sell above your set limit sell

>bought the top

>>19367367

Is it too late to go in on ET? I want something long term, but I feel like I should wait longer until we're closer to the next divvie period.

>tech just keeps dropping like rocks in water
Faster, I want to buy in.

>>19367391
wait if tech is crashing and tech has been a big part of why clown market is up during the age of corona-chan....does that mean the bears are about to be right and this whole thing is going straight to to the floor?

>>19367495
oh fuck...tvix is green

GOD BLESS MY MODERNA PUT

>>19366762
I bought all in on this bad boy yesterday. It’s up 10% this morning
Did any of you take my advice? Just curious
(Screenshot from yesterday)

>>19367351
Is this a good time to buy sqqq?

If we go under 298 my puts will be on fire!

>>19367521
YEAH BOY

>>19367481

>didn't buy in yesterday
It'll get to 1.5 by end of week so just hold i guess.

>>19367510
I would be perfectly happy if the price never went up. I'd buy a 15% div yield stock that's still paying out every paycheck

>>19367405
Sauce pls

SPY UNDER 300
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>>19367472
$30 call exp june 26 or too unrealistic? should i just be a plebeian and buy shares instead of options?

>>19367522
I am happy for you.

>>19367472
bought in at 19 near the bottom and bulled out at like 22 lol.

>>19367481
>buying meme stocks

Still laughing at the guy who promised to give us a video of him cutting off his dick, frying it and eating it if SPY ever went below 300. Not only did it do so yesterday beautifully, it did so today again.

VIX FUTURES BACK TO 30
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Tech is crashing! NASDAQ dumping hard guys!!! We're hitting lows we haven't seen in over 2 trading days!!!!! It's the end!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

good day lads

>>19367564
*pulled out

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>19367510
My fucking broker is going to delist it. I have to sell it before 1st of December or they will. Really fucked up as it was my boomer stock that I wanted to keep for a long time growing it over time and raking in divvy. Sold my first part today and might just get rid of it all soon.

>>19367374
why would anyone buy a companies stocks while its doing its bankruptcy?

Fucking CODX keeps killing me. That hedge fund needs to be slapped by the SEC for sabotaging.

aaaaaaah. Do I buy in today (at closing) on BNS?
I can't tell if it's FOMO I'm feeling or not. I mean I'll hold it for a year either way.
aftereffects of unemployment and possible real estate crash as a result is worrying me though

>>19367595
Because there's a chance that either a) they restructure successfully and the stock moons when they bought it for pennies or b) worst comes to worst they get pennies on the dollar back from the Fed when Hertz inevitably takes a bailout

>>19367524
thanks for the tip buddy

Oh NO NO NO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>The Dow Jones dropped 800 points this morning following a tip from a time traveler from the future. The traveler, who wishes to be anonymous, claims that the New York Stock Market will crash on July 20th, 2020 following the second wave of Coronavirus, which he claims involved into an unstoppable strand of super AIDS that caused people to turn big gay.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-27/time-traveler-from-future-warns-stock-market-collapse

>>19367621
DOW is not NASDAQ

The dotcom bubble 2.0 is bursting.

>>19366788
What is this pattern called?

>be me
>dont use TA
>trade while stoned
>buy only naked calls
>sell my winners
>hold my losers
>in a fake market in a bubble sector

I am up 120% all time

>>19367621
>it's real
WTF

>>19367524
I did. Thank you. Didn't even know it existed.

USD/CNH is near all time lows. What does it mean, /biz/?

>>19367637
the whole bubble is bursting soon

YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A BOBO AND TYPE

"AWAKEN MY MASTER"

>>19367621
big if true

>>19367554
elizabeth pelayo l2google search

>>19367621
reminds me of good ol biz, cheers lad

>>19367652
>>19367637
Can't wait

>>19367652
>Financials
>bubble

>>19367524
Ive been shilling DFEN since 2016

I love it how /biz/ is like a 1minute candle echochamber.

>>19367638
ALMIGHTY DOOOOOOOOOMP

>>19367653
awaken my master

>>19367653
"AWAKEN MY MASTER"

>>19367644
>Have time travel
>Use it to spook the market
Bobos are getting desperate.

Microsoft noooo

>>19367583
How much are you at now? Markets dumping

LMAO

>>19367653
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>>19367646
According to conventional wisdom, imploding currencies is a bullish signal.

What does it mean when my Robinhood accounts says I just gained over 1k for no reason after a sell order went through on my carnival stock

>>19367690
Sold at 9:38 back in cash

>>19367621
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-27/time-traveler-from-future-warns-stock-market-collapse
hahahahaahhaha

>NASDAQ is in complete uncontrolled collapse rn

wtf what happened?

Fuck off, bobo
We’re having a party here

>>19367698
That you should charge brokers

NOOOOOOOOOOO SPY GREEN AGAIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH RED AGAIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GREEN!!!!!

>>19367711
They run out of greater fools.

>>19367695
based, fuck leafs. I hope your dog cums in your lungs and you asphyxiate.

Just sold off 25% of my positions to realize some gains over this past little while incase things start to drop so I have some money to buy back in

>>19367711
I bought. Sorry.

>>19367711
As it turned out, hedge funds gapped up the markets so much that they actually bought 99% of all FANG shares.

>HTZ

wow

>>19367190
The RTX surge is overpowering the other red dildos and is keeping me in the green so far

>>19365958
>>19365958

BIG RED DILDOS

SPY above 300 again - AHHHHHHHHHH

At what percentage should u lock in gains. @ 12% for BYND.

Kinda want to sell but I was at 24% like a week ago and I want it to go back up

BULLBROS BUY EVERYTHING ON THE SP500
HOLD THE 300
HOLD THE LINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOO UAL WTF

>>19366762
Buy Disney that faggy mouse is gonna make you rich next week

>>19367646
It means the Chinese are getting tired of the US Brrrring so they are letting loose too. They are devaluing the Yuan, effectively giving their export a massive boost.

It means more US/China tensions.

>>19367760
>UAL
holy kek

>>19367367
DOW - Dumping chemicals, raising stock value

>>19367754
NOT ANYMOOOOOORE

WHY CAN'T I GET RID OF RDS,B AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19367759
Oh, I'll buy them alright, 5 minutes before closing.

>>19367556
>>19367569
How to filter retarded garbage like this

>>19367776
IT IS ABOVE 300 AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19367711
Nothing left to buy, no more buyers, everything is in HYPER valuation territory ... we are sitting on a time bomb which is grasping around looking for a lit fuse to blow up.

What airline stocks do you own?

>>19367820
UAL and DAL

>>19367820
none I just sold them all

>>19367759
You first! I aint catching this falling knife

>>19367820
AAL - AAL is "undervalued" compared to UAL and has plenty of cash reserves.

Ok, retarded bobos threw away their money
Now we move on. Same as usual. Like clockwork.

>>19367820
ALK and DAL.

>>19367843
AAL has the least of the major airlines

>buy some cheapies on RH
>chart says I'm ~$1000 down
Fucking Robonhood. Ruining my sweet ass chart.

>>19367190
>>19367740
Worst it can do is retrace. I'll buy more if it sips below my cost average. Enjoy the ride.

>>19367653
Get fucked Bobo.

Will shop keep going down below 700 before july?

>>19367875
>cheapies
there are none today

>sold to close DIS calls
>received message saying the order is complete
>still gaining money in my account from the DIS calls for some reason

huh

>>19367820
all of them

>t. index fund

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD

NEW THREAD

>>19367907

>>19367875
get a real broker

NEW THREAD

>>19367907

>>19367907

>>19367907

>>19367914
>>19367931
someone make a real thread

>>19366982
>CUK

>>19367914
>>19367931
Trash, someone make a real thread.

>>19367875
Yeah, something just fucked up on RH. I got sudden huge line down. I added everything up and about 15% of my portfolio isn't being counted.

>>19367974
>>19367960
On it.

NEW THREAD! GET IN HERE

>>19367907

>>19367907

>>19367907

>>19367820
UAL and JBLU

>>19367695
Jesus fucking Christ! Can today get any better?
DFEN
GEO
KSS
Even fucking PRTY
Steak for lunch, steak for dinner
While Bobo cries, gets cucked by niggers
Cut back on work, my free time pays
Bobo poor works minimum wage

>>19367974
>>19367960
Done
>>19368031
>>19368031
>>19368031

>>19367995
Shit like this is how you know we've been overrun by wsb.
Kill yourself NIGGER

>>19368052

>>19367782
>nearly 32 pre-market
>nah, back down to 31

>>19368078
I repeat, kill yourself, NIGGER

NEW THREAD
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19367907

>>19367907

>>19367907

>bearish engulfment
TUMBELING DON TUMBELING DON TUMBELING DO-OO-N

>>19367820
SAVE

>>19367639
based druggie

>>19367234
trump always shoots himself in the foot. He was literally blathering about a conspiracy right before he gets butt hurt when twitter fact checks him.