/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Jesus Christ.

I love cunny. SPY 280 eow.

>>19364712
no it appears he walked off. they tried to toss to him and he was gone so they announced his segment coming after a commercial and they came back and just went on without him

bought calls yesterday at close, will buy puts today at open, literally free money

>>19364777
Those digits...

>>19364779
I wonder where he went...
I like Andrew the most of the early morning crew, until the Heavyweights (David, Jim, and Carl) arrive on the scene

Who here actually has bearish positions?
Are you all bulls?

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-prices/tesla-cuts-prices-by-as-much-as-6-in-north-america-to-boost-demand-idUSKBN2330DP
Short T

We need to go extremely red today otherwise I'll feel like a chump for selling yesterday.

explain what happen overnright?

>>19364796
My cash is my crab hedge.

people told me everyday that the next leg down will happen, now I officially missed the dip ;_;

>>19364816
we are on the same boat, we need to find strength to continue knowing this for the rest of our lives

>>19364796
Close I sold sold some covered calls yesterday for highest prices since march that are now >$2 itm

>>19364816
>>19364830
Just wait 10 years for the next one?

>>19364795
I don’t buy that story, probably just has the morning off.

Also, same. Well actually becky is my fave but she doesn’t really count. She’s too much of a professional, unlike andrew and joe.

>>19364813
An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.

He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.

At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.

Dax is going parabolic BRRRR

>>19364816
You did, until you didn't. What, do you think this is over in two months?

>>19364837
bump for pajeet plays

>>19364813
brrr

>>19364816
Yes, because none of us told you otherwise or explained to you that a manufactured downturn by legal suppression of business was not the same thing as a depression. But no, you listened to the Wall Street Journal. Even when the money printer started up to hasten the recovery.
Plenty of stocks still 30% below normal, suck it up and buy in while there's still time rather than blowing it all on dumb ultrabull calls now that you've seen the light.

>>19364813
Another vaccine

Hopped in SOXL at 147 yesterday, hopped out at 155 this morning. Hopefully there will be more delicious dips today.

Somebody explain the NIO moon this shit dumped so much last week. Manipulation?

>>19364796
Kill yourself, tripfag.

>>19364848
has the morning off? lol
he just finally came back
he was gone for a good 10 minutes after that freakout session

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/27/goldman-filled-bankruptcy-usa-start-recession.html
AAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>>19364772
Holy based...

>>19364897
that is just sad bobo

Umm... Guys I just woke up... How are we so green?

What news came out

daily leverage bear etfs like sqqq, tza, faz and tvix all have that percentage based movement that makes them decay over time right? Meaning they rarely close higher than previous day unless some serious shit happens.
Wouldnt shorting these be the freest money ever?

>>19364866
Now this is some shoeshine boy tier shit kek

>>19364897
nice try bobo

>>19364884
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3577429-nioplus-6-after-bofa-turns-bullish?mod=mw_quote_news

>>19364897

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/27/bears-officially-massive-faggots-dow-50k-end-of-year.html

>>19364897
goldman... bankruptcy...

>>19364813
Arbitrage.

>>19364905
portfolio managers jacking it to the images of Amerilards packing the beaches during Memorial day

>>19364897
SELL SELL SELL
THE MURDER HORNETS KILLED GOLDMAN SUCKS CEO

STONKS GO UP EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
MAKE MONEY
EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
BOBOKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT JUST KEEP PRINTING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NIGGER

>>19364908
so what your are saying is: you would like to buy a call on a big index?

>>19364900
>>19364904
>>19364913
>>19364921
>>19364927
>>19364935
I made you nigs look.

>>19364905
>>19364934
There is evidence stock markets fall because of lack of Vitamin D.

>>19364905
No news, meaning shops are still open and the economy is still rebounding to the normal values for all these stocks, so those with brains that function on a span of more than one day to one week want to buy stocks before they are full price again.
Reminder that the market was not built for day traders, you're just skimming and facilitating the process for the real investors.
That's the one thing that's NOT manipulated about the market in this case, that people are buying based on actual understanding of labor and goods rather than on the daily headlines you worship and think an "organic" market should always follow.

>>19364905
its happening

>>19364943
just because we click everything

>>19364914
So is this going to last this time? I don’t trust Chinese companies

>>19364905
This market is now running on hopium and unlimited QE. Probably creating another bubble in the process.

We are ALL going to MAKE IT guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=4dPjONDN3ZI&feature=emb_logo
BASED GOD NIGGA

>>19364895
Wew I did just hear his voice for the first time today... yeah he does not have the morning off.

If he actually freaked out like that, there’s gonna be some great shit on YouTube and Twitter today.

>>19364968
top kek

TIME IN THE MARKET
BUY EVEN IF YOU SEE 20% DIPS

>>19364968
Jewsus Christ could turn water into wine and multiply food. He was long commodities.

>>19364962
A bubble of bubbles.

>another chimp out commencing
BULLISH

>>19364952
>>19364959
My two favorite swifts...
Sorry Jonathan, satire just isn’t that sexy.

SO WE STILL SELLING TQQQ ON OPEN BUYING ON CLOSE OR JUST HODLING?!?

>>19364943
I would click on your mom's pic, even thou she is the ugliest bitch that was ever fucked.

>>19364992
>increasing the food and wine supply
Sounds like he was short commodities, supply and demand my man.

taylor swift only got political after she gained 40 pounds

>>19364764
Airlines are going straight back to ATH.

>>19364993
>>19364997
>>19365000
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>>19365009
>>19365024
every ID green

Holy fuck I am finally in the green

>>19365024
Big brain post. I guess you're right.

>>19364968
This is the guy who invested a shitton in Theranos, right?

holy shits

>>19365041
And We Work. The richest guy in Japan basically left him to his own shit.

>>19365035
yup. All green till the end of June.

>>19365059
i bought DHT instead of airlines

>>19365030
Face is bloated, but otherwise a much better look. Nothing sexy about a skeleton.

>>19364975
it's him and the chick tossing back and forth now and joe is nowhere to be seen
dollars to donuts andrew went and freaked out on the producers and joe is getting a talking to

>>19365059
RVLV what do you think it’s worth ?

>>19365090
the Joe fact that will shock you

>>19365090
>>19365113

Andrew has jewish powers, Joe is 100% goy
no way Joe survives this one

>>19365079
May Poseidon grant your sea cats a safe passage.

imagine becky in a tsco shirt :3

>>19365124
safe passage to the afterlife maybe

>>19365030
Well she is getting older you know.. She's 30 now or damn close. After 30, it's all down hill for a lot of women.

>>19365156
shut up

>>19365146

Volatility of VIX futures is going down over time.

>>19365161
>>19365129
i would breed her that they would call me king arthur

>>19365177
thats good then. the rally is not being overblown and seems to be on course

>>19364796
I have a put on Sorento, probably not going to print because everyone drank the hopium laced kool-aid

>>19365113
Christ on a cracker...

Then again, this was back when a bowl of soup cost a nickel. I bet joe could handle researching cancer if it just means Examining people with cancer and deciding that yep, they’re gonna die.

>>19365177
stimulus, reopening, and dont fight the fed according to this dude

What do you guys think is still severely damaged that is still worth buying on a day like today?


Don't shill me your bags tho please

>>19365230
DHT CALLS ARE SEVERELY FUCKING DAMAGED

>>19365218
Or, possibly, Trump's actual actions aside from the bluster have just been to do what the CDC and FEMA said to do, which is let the states handle it, and state governments are just useless fat faggots swollen on government funding and failed at it, and Joe knows this and that the feds could have done very little about any of this other than what they did without compromising the Republic, and also it was spring break type faggots, not normal people buying groceries, that mostly spread it.

>>19365230
>>Don't shill me your bags tho please
Fat chance bucko. You should buy Canadian bank stocks.

>>19365239
I said no bag shilling dumbass. You tanker tards are the worst. Stay in your containment thread.

>>19365230
REITs are still massively down and it doesn't look like the market is going to collapse.

>>19365230
because i think they still have some way to go, i am in:
ULTA
DRI
DINE
MGM

the thought about the restaurants going bankrupt fucking kills me man i hate this shit but i also love it

>>19365230
AAFLY. It spiked yesterday but is still lower than my April buys, but is getting a bailout all but certainly, already in talks.
Still fairly low though, all things considered. Just don't expect it to jump past 8 or so in a hurry.

>>19365230
HTZ. Go all in on HTZ. It's a 102-year-old company and it has weathered bigger storms. Drop us a line here when you're about to buy, eh? So we can cheer you on when we watch it rise. Maybe do it in two batches to spread risk.

>>19365081
A bloated face is the most unattractive physical quality a woman can have though

>>19365264
Fuck, I fucked the symbol. *AFLYY

I'm holding like 40% cash after selling the last of my HPQ stocks yesterday. Hope the orange man does something insane re:China so I can jump back in.

>>19365271
>HTZ

Anon, they just busted....

>>19365253
i'm not one of them by choice anymore. the bags are literally worthless at this point. so i make it my business to bring it up whenever i can until these things expire on 6/19

What yall think about BA now tha tthings are reopening? They are still severely hurt

We’re gonna make it AAL bros

I hope we get more Govt checks. Another 2400 would be nice. So I'm greedy ok.

>>19365327
except for bobo

>>19365163
c-contango soon

m-moon for tankers soon

>>19365333
how did you get a married couple's check and post on this board?

>>19365307
And are now an absolute steal at this price! You'll be hitting yourself when they rebound to $8 when the airlines spin up again and everyone needs a rental at the airport.

>>19365360
they have two major competitors that aren't bankrupt yet

>>19365333
>I want to be taxed $18,000 so I get $1,200

>>19365369
>what is sarcasm
I swear the average IQ of biz tards is about 60.

>>19364764
I want to buy into BNS but I can't tell if it's FOMO at this point or fashionably late. I guess I should wait for a pullback in a couple days or so? Dunno if I should even be paying attention to RSI in a market like this.

>>19365341
24 shares at 10.62 a pop, gained 60 on the day

The guy on the business media let it slip last night that the global rally only has one more day left in it. Make sure to close longs today.

>>19365410

> i was just pretending to be retarded buys

>>19365354
kek, the govt are fools. they're sending checks out to dead people. hell some people got 2 checks.

>>19365433
200,000 inmates are allegedly getting CERB (canada's corona bux) over here. That's 2000 maple dollars every 4 weeks.

>>19365424

>>19365424
no
faggot

AAL + 9% on top of + 15% yesterday. Am I the the new buffet? Best trade in my lifetime.

Another week of gap and crap

>>19365430
Are you actually braindead?

>>19364905
DOW RISES ___ POINTS ON VACCINE/TRADING/REOPENING/UNEMPLOYMENT/CHINA HOPES

is there a chad in here that bought SAVE below 9?

Holy fuck. Everything is going up pre market

Mark, eman, Los, mro, cpe

>>19365513
No I did at 11.50 am I gonna a make it?

>>19365327
>>19365341
When do we sell? Don't wanna get too greedy, kek.

>>19365525
if you dont get too greedy you will get closer to making it

AAL + 10.5% ---- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damn i chose a good week to come back.

will they survive?

Hope you guys are in on the party. Party on the moooooon!!!

>>19365545
what did you buy fren

i thought the real estate market was going to crash

>>19364796
im not gonna buy any puts any time soon, but if I were, it would be on MRNA and ZM

>>19364813
TINA
brrrrrrrrrrr
Blind optimism

Please Microsoft calls, make me money

>>19365230
Party City. I'm not even joking get in before it's too late

>>19365567
Fake recession.

>>19365567
Don't listen to /biz/ retards.

Too late to buy into NIO? Are we expecting another pullback first?

>airlines up by 15%
Ez money suckers, time to dump at open then rebuy at close.

>>19365567
Nigger, you are not the only one that heard about "buying the dip" and "buying when there is blood in the streets" and all that shit. i heard normies talk about this shit in march on the street man that shit is old news everybody knows that everybod does that.
clueless Nigger

>>19365558
Disney calls friday

>>19365587
dont buy chink shit retard

>>19365604
Chink shit looks very profitable

>>19365598
nice im in restaurants, casinos and thot stuff

bullish? means that the trade war isnt going to happen

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtKuN-S4J9s
Watching this while waiting for market open.

>>19365588

>>19365628
comfy

>>19365533
Thanks papa

Too late for airlines and cruises?

>>19364843
Oof, that feel.
Sorry anon :(

>>19365327
the 27th we had this same airline P&D. Unless you are swinging, AAL is a shit investment for the long term right now. Chapter 11 is for sure on the table.

*slurrrrrrp*

Alright, pretty sure these gains will stick this time. SPY $310 here we come

>>19365349
Contango is still on be it less. Today news came out of how shit the energy sector is right now.

>>19365670
not too late to join the FRO party

>>19365079
I bought NAT

The king just tweeted again.

I think I am going to buy JP Morgan this morning at open or around 10am when we get a small pull back.

reminder that we still have a lot of space to buy in

SPY is still not at 350

>>19365719
we will sink together brother, race you to the bottom of the ocean

>>19365588
Like yesterday, right? kek.

>>19365724
that's right, cutie

>>19365738
I don't hold risky shit over the weekend. So, no. Stick to your plan, every fucking time.

>>19365670
PLAY. Get on that Dave and busters train

Guys, I still have 10% of my cash left to use. Should I save it for a pull back to buy some dips or use it today?

>>19365567
Wait until after july when everyone has 30 days to pay 3 months of rent or get kicked out.

>>19365181
you're supposed to say you'd barry your dick

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN PUTTERINOS

Planning to buy the Canadian 6 big banks at the start of next week.
Am I retarded?

>Wuhan finds 200 'asymptomatic' cases after testing millions

SELL NOW!

Tech stocks are bleedin'

Should I sell?

so........ i discovered that a company i contract for has taken a little over $3.5m in PPP loans by filing several times under different names with different banks and is using the money to pay off various bank loans and CEO family members at maximum-allowable salaries

wat do

https://twitter.com/julieverhage/status/1265589322104930304

did you guys see this shit?

>>19365623
Are you retarded? We have 5 months till the election and another 70-100 thousand expected COVID deaths. Trump is going to go bat shit to appease his base and control the news cycle. Expect him to push more isolationism, jingoism, and crazy conspiracy theories.

>>19365567
this crisis does not affect the demographic that purchases most homes. people with expendable service jobs are the working poor

>>19365858
IT'S OVER SELL SELL SELL!

also didn't they literally test MILLIONS of people for this?

>>19365860
I would. I'm selling my LUV on open.

>>19365859
Tech stocks were a save heaven to park your money - they had like 8 green weeks and outperformed everything. Now everyone switches to more oversold stocks.

never change bobo you lovable idiot

>>19365873
yeah, didn't finish reading, kek

>>19365873
BUT TWO FUCKING HUNDRED???? Lock it down now!

>didnt buy draft kings at 23
>refuse to buy it at 35

God fucking damnit

>>19365869

that guy on the left is acting super kikey

>DB shares purchased in October deep in profit again
Based Germans, nothing will shake me out of this bank

>>19365869
idk those guys but perfect example of:
left side: mk ultra basedboy bitch nigga
right side: based and redpilled guy

How fucked am i

>>19365866
Whistleblower laws might pay a percentage of the money the government recovers to you

>>19365907
>https://twitter.com/julieverhage/status/1265589322104930304


Yeah he is a severe kike. Joe is insufferable though for different reasons. He is the fucking Lee Corso of CNBC

>>19365893
OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN!

>>19365907
He's just a bobo.

man the healthcare sector was a bad pick

>>19365899
>>didnt buy draft kings at 23
>>refuse to buy it at 35
Never too late to put the party hat on for party city!

>>19365922
i've spent the past 4 hours digging through emails and printing everything i can find as well as logging everything

how worried should i be about getting murdered

or should i just take half of my payout and invest in german shepherds

wtf happened on cnbc? heard that sorkin had a tantrum, but don't know what was it about

It's gonna dip at open guys but don't panic, it'll close green.

>>19365567
I get about 5 calls/wk from someone asking to buy my rentals for cash.

>>19365911
huh, interesting. would not have expected that pump
but short term looking to correct a bit no?

>>19365899
Draft Kings is going to at least 50 dude

>>19365951
Hire a lawyer who does whistleblower claims. Also don’t print shit, if you’re IT is at all component they can track that.

Couldn't stop thinking about the autist a few threads ago that was raving about shorting brazil so I decided to do a bit of research and came across some interesting discoveries. This might be kind of a long one so strap in but I promise it reads like the end scene of the usual suspects.

Firstly coronavirus looses contagious viability at high temperatures and high relative humidity and better in conditions of lower humidity and lower temperature somewhat explaining its propensity to rapidly spread in subtropical populations.
Source:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2999318/

It is currently WINTER in Brazil, temperatures can dip to 5 degrees at night, humidity also plumets, these are the ideal conditions for the spread and survival of coronavirus. The population density maps of Brazil indicate most of its 200million citizens live on the coast primarily towards the south of the nation, a region right on the edge of the tropic of capricorn, right where researchers have found conditions to be optimal for the spread of coronavirus. A region that will also get colder in the coming months
Sources:
https://www.universaltraveller.com.au/destinations/brazil/weather
https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/838584393085114513/

As of 2017, 21% of Brazils population lives in poverty, their GDP has dropped since 2017 so its safe to assume more than 21% of the population is living in poverty. The testing being carried out in the country is done by WHO only and unlike countries like the US, AU or EU that have access to enough testing kits, the numbers we're seeing reported are more than likely understating. Today Brazil recorded more deaths than the US, it is the seccond biggest epicenter next to the US which has flattented its curve. Pic attached is Brazils Log RoI graph.
Sources: https://tradingeconomics.com/brazil/gdp
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-26/coronavirus-world-health-organization-warns-brazil-not-reopen/12288896

Brazil Short ETFS are down 16% today..............

>>19365956
he was screaming at the camera that joe had killed 100,000 people by arguing covid was just a coof in order to protect trump

>market bleeding out significantly into opening

shid :-DDDD

>>19365958

>>19365848
Royal and BMO both missed

>>19365604
>doesn’t know ray Dalio
>hasn’t read his papers recently

Stay stupid. Stay poor. At least those thai women will love you for who you are, right? Lmao

>>19365951
>Conspiring with the government against his fellow man, who is trying to subvert the system
NGMI

>>19365967
there is no IT it's 365mail and i've been authorized/asked in the past to access the account that i'm reading

>>19365927
kek, anyway sorkin was always the only with the balls

Stocks are violently green today. Get ready to make some fuckin money lads.

>my dht shares
>mooning
>my dht and fro calls
>mooning
>my HPE 9.50C. Expiring Friday that I bought right after earnings last week
>mooning
>my Wells Fargo shares (which I advised everyone to buy last week)
>mooning

I should seriously quit my job, making money in the market is soooooo easy

>>19364929
Oh shut the fuck up. Today is going to be a +1% easy.

>>19365985
they are using the money to add past debtors on as employees at ridiculous salaries and they haven't hired anyone back on

some of the money is also being used for deposits on personal/land investments

>>19365970
aha, just saw the vid

>>19365970
>NOOOOoo! Nooo! You can't just down play 100,000 dead!!!

>>19365687
t. retard

>>19366001
They are scamming the government for money, why are you trying to screw them?

>>19364848
>At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.
Beautiful.

>>19365927
The only financial media I can stand for longer than a few minutes is Bloomberg Surveillance on the radio in the morning. They mostly avoid partisan politics except for the occasional guest that goes hard to one side, but even then they just don't fan the flames and move on to the next topic quickly. They really seem to make an effort to not turn off any segment of their audience. These CNBC hosts always look like hungover frat boys, and like this guy and Cramer they seem to do schtick all the time not unlike the Stern show. The producers probably love this kind of stuff.

>>19365899
you are too late move on

Why is SPCE looking good since the failed launch this week? Was hoping for a dip.

>>19365980
So, tuesday open we go all in.
Cheapies for all of us

>>19366019
i was promised i'd be brought back on and they asked me to alter payroll sheets with different company names back before i had any clue wtf was going on so i figured it was a typo in reporting or something

i've since received $0 and i've been watching emails go out for amounts over $150k paying off lawsuits and old debts including ones i believe are personal

>>19365911
The Germans have capitulated to the lesser states in the EU (the brown people ones). This means they are all in on saving the EU and don't give a shit about money or anything anymore. This because they effectively decided to give 500B away to brown people who can't even manage to wipe their own ass. To me this also means they will double down on saving DB because if that falls the whole banking system in the EU is going down.

The Germans also want to keep their position as the good guy. If their bank leads to a new crisis you can bet your ass they will lose that position. And the begging darkies in the South will scuttle to whine about the Germans with their hands in the classic Med begging position.

>>19365869
>>19366025
Why would a Jew be against trump? He’s the king of Israel, and he’s let in more immigrants than any president in history , and fired sessions to get someone to list white men as the greatest terrorist threat in America, and deported 4 times less people than Obama.

>>19366046
Elon pumped for them.
Tweeted about fouth times the chram or something. SPCE will pop for each test and collapse once Sir.B decides to change direction and build something new

>>19366062

i don't believe you

>>19366082
It's trumpfag cope for any of them to think that he's somehow anti-israel or jew in any way.

>>19365962
Nigger look at the market cap already for that company. Shit is crashing soon

>>19365961
I'm holding very long term so I'm biased to go long at virtually any price. In my opinion there has been an expectation that there will be poetic justice at some point where German banks will have to follow in the path of the Greek banks, who nearly went under except for German intervention as a part of the Trioka several years ago. I was big in Alpha Bank, National Bank of Greece, and Piraeus Bank; their common stock all got diluted to absolute dirt and ever since then I think people have expected German bank to end up there eventually, but my bet is that they don't. The current ceo of DB, Christian Sewing has been doing some radical restructuring for a couple of years now and I think their is more hope for their future than ever before in recent history.

>>19366082

If serious, this is why:

I wish I bought more

>>19365062

Acually, he is a loser. All his major investments turned out as loses.

We Work and Oyo are the most pathetic.

>>19365866
>>19365951
>>19366001
>>19366062

I think you need to contact the IRS because they handle fraud.

>>19365079
I went back to the well one too many times. I sat around like a retard for two weeks
>It will go back up. I can't take a loss this big.
And so on. Last week I decide I'm going to go to the bar. I didn't want to think about my tankers, so I sold them. Then I put in limit buys for new stuff. One week later and I've made up for it and moved beyond it.
Fuck holding a bag. We all make mistakes. I got greedy and played tankers one too many times. Lesson learned. Take the hit and move on.
Green today.

>>19365081
Bloated face and a FUPA. Yikes.

>>19366150
wow he looks like an actual monster

>>19366135
Lmao tankers are mooning, and I got $400 in dividends from dht last night. Airlines are still fucked, tankers are beginning to moon. I regret nothing. Nice tits btw is she asian?

>>19364772
Based.

>>19366135
im selling today anon, thank you for the encouragement. Got my dividend and that will soften the blow. I'm moving on so I don't have to think about it anymore.

tsla puts on open today?

>dat gap up
>straight on the meme line
OOF

>>19366087
i don't believe it myself but it's 100% true
i'm also seeing receipts for guns and all kinds of research being done on new investors coming into the company which shows they (the new guys) have been defrauding xboxhueg businesses for the better part of the past 20 years

even if i stand to get a million dollars from this i'm debating not reporting it at all because i don't want to die

the more i dig the more people i find getting $100k here $150k there

AAL 12.5% pre market. I will buy a house soon.

will oil rise this week?

Buy coffee, its dipping

What is everyone’s thoughts on MARK?

>>19366188
Tesla only goes up, I played the Tesla put game and got wrecked, as did everyone else

I'm selling everything by the end of the month. I'll be $0 invested for the 1st of June.

>>19364866
There's gonna be a second wave once the country's opened up more Carl Icahn said the same. Then they're gonna have to shut down again.

>>19366188
Tesla shorties are moths straight to a bonfire. Chart is neutral.

>>19366046
STFU I want it to hit 19 so I can dump half my shares

why did it stop going up?

>>19366239
No second shutdown, only massive death.

>>19366218
>>19366240

everything is in the green except TSLA, it is overvalued and seems out of steam

Can someone experienced with the market explain to me why the pre-market price booms but then close to an hour before opening it returns to normal?

I love when due diligence pays off. I could have put in $1,000 for both of these stocks but I learn from the wise and I know that's not a good mindset to have.

>>19366215
hands off this you are too late

>>19366266
Take profits. Bagholder can eat a dick

>>19366266
>>>/r/eddit/

>>19366266

trump tweeted about china sanctions before the close yesterday which is why it dropped slightly

>>19366266
Premarket is an elaborate game of chicken. Pay it no mind.

>>19366239
you dropped this

Tractor Supply is mooning.

>>19366237
Is that a goat? I thought they were herbivores?

>>19366282
no volume moved before the price re-adjusted... this has nothing to do with becoming a bag holder.

god i wish i had more money so i could make more money

>>19366277
Congrats you can get a meal of McDonald’s with ur crazy gains dude

>>19366299
Only during Ramadan.

>>19366239
>(((Carl "I missed the bottom" Icahn))
I hope you're joking and don't believe these merchants of FUD.

>>19366295
>TDS
Those lazy fucks didn’t do a show on Monday

>>19366289
this is how americans view the rest of the world

>>19366239
There will be no shutdown, but there will be a second wave.

>>19366018
Nice arguments, fuckface. Keep getting high on Hopium. Even airlines don't expect traffic to reach normal levels (back when they needed to get overleveraged to not file for Chapter 11, you know when people still flew) for years. Some will go down in this oversaturated market, we just don't know which.

>>19366314
All that I've known are lies.

Where my rtx bros?
Up to $67 in premarket.

Awesome!

>>19366263
Massive death with double the mortality rate than common flue?

>>19366321

>>19366012
Oy vey, it’s a Shoah!!!

>>19366321
So the rest of the world buys at higher prices than I do? You guys must be financial geniuses.

Sartorius Stedim crashing hard

SOOOO ANYBODY BUYING PUTS AGAIN AT OPEN TODAY?

>>19366336
I bought too high but it should still be a good hold

>>19365970
Trying to pin Chink flu on Trump is the saddest cope you leftards have ever come up with. Your candidate is a joke and youre getting four more years of this work. Now deal.

>>19366321
Actually America doesn't think about the rest of the world much.

>>19366366
I don't wanna lose money today, sorry.

>friends and coworkers are shilling me pump and dump stocks
Was robinhood a mistake?

>>19366336

I'm bagholding Chad2000.... Fuck this shit.

>>19366377
>I don't wanna lose money

NGMI

>>19366277
Yes, focus on the process first anon then gains will follow.

>>19366360
probably because there is a ((middleman))

>>19366334
yeah herbivores will eat small birds and eggs. Hell some monkeys will cannibalize each other.

>>19366314
Is it just chicks that get snacked on?

>>19366331
if you actually think america's flagship carrier is gonna tank you are retarded

>>19366368
i'm not a liberal i'm just reporting the news, bro

>>19364764
Bearbros, is this the end?

>>19365997
I think I bought WFC because if your shill. Based.

>>19366411
>>19366407
Knew about the monkeys, didn't know common farm animals did it too.

>>19366366
Already bought puts yesterday. Today I might actually buy calls if we go low enough. SPY keeps staying right on the meme lines and doing precisely what I want it to. Literally free money. If I continue with far puts and near calls, I'll also instantly capture whichever of a breakout or a leg down happens next at no risk.

Cmon tech

anime

>>19366334
Chicken also kill and eat small frogs by the way.

>>19366237
>>19366314
Why would you post these? Autism?

>>19366429
wait 30 mins when the "lower prices" are coming

>>19365567
>since Apr.
1.5 * 0 = 0

Also, what's the relationship? Is this metropolitan, rural, is it US or global? Additionally consider it's also /applications/ and not approved mortgages. Factor them thinking this is the dip, but lacking the understanding that it took 2 years to open the bottom of the GFC in housing.

RTX dipped down a bit. Should I buy now?

>>19366367
aerospace and military etf will be the next moon, escalation of tensions has been relentless and at bare minimum a cold war is by now a forgone conclusion. The only question is has the blood reached the streets yet?

>>19366429
Today the bears get to have cake.

>>19366459
April sales were up 1% compared to april last year as well, and that's despite prices not moving at all.

>>19366432
You're welcome anon

if an option is ITM can you exercise it immediately on RH?

>>19366450

>>19366460
yes buy RTX RTX RTX
>RTX
RTX
>RTX
RTX
>RTX
RTX
>RTX
RTX
>RTX

>>19366497
if you have the cash to buy the underlying asset yes

>>19366337
Guns mostly but sure rona might kill a few

>>19366507
aight

think I'm gonna buy RTX, AAL, LUV, GE, DIS, wish me luck

>>19366477
Okay but now there's very probably a credit crunch. So even though applications are up, is it probable that there will be the same amount sold since acquiring financing is stricter?

Why is the nasdaq looking so sickly?

>>19366562
and SPCE

good luck

>>19366204
>sold at 11.05 when it started dipping

FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKIIIINNNN' BOGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!!

>>19366497
You can't exercise on RH

>>19366569
Tech falling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My MSFT calls r fuk?

>>19366581
You can but you have to contact them.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>19366566
That's closed sales, not mortgage applications.

nasdaq negative. wait whats happening

>NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
>NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
>NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
>NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
>NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE
NASDAQ NOW NEGATIVE

FUTURE ARE TANKING AAAAAAAA

>>19366624
Remember when I said SPY is doing exactly what I expect it to and stays straight on the memelines? That's exactly what's happening. Just went from top of channel to bottom. Now it will bounce off slightly, just look at it go. My puts are going to print whether you like it or not. PS I don't mind at all if instead of bouncing off the channel it breaks through on the downside.

>>19366612
>>19366624
stop spamming the thread with the fucking 1 min chart you candle addict. Switch the chart to 15min at least and save yourself from a heart attack.

OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
>OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
>OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
>OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS
>OIL FUTURES REVISITING SESSION LOWS

OH MY GOD - SPY IS ONLY 3019 ANYMORE. FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING NOW

>mfw 29
>mfw almost 600k euros in stonks

Another day another green dollar

>>19366665
>futures absolutely tank in literally a couple minutes
>bro just turn it to 15 min lmao!
u dumb?

>>19366667
oh no it’s down .7 that means it’s going negative again

>>19366336
Here we go

>>19366699
Oil futures are down -2.85% in a very short interval right before the market opens.

that's worrying.

>>19366667
ohhhh fuck should I sell my oil etf?

>>19366710
no you’re just a retard

BIG RED DILDOS

>>19366710
>that's worrying

>>19366735
are you mad about something?

Global rally is over. Get out there and sell.

>>19366735
kek

d u m p i e s

>>19365730
Is it just me or is this bearish as fuck. They sold the fucking lighting business??? At GE??!! What the fuck, this is like McDonalds selling the rights to the Big Mac.

My GOLD position is getting hammered!

>>19366747
Europe is green, just like America will be.

New Thread

>>19366762

>>19366762

>>19366762

>>19366612
still higher than when you spammed this last night retard

>>19364948
>people
>buying at 1am when the markets are closed
>when the volume is ZERO
Yeah dude keep telling yourself that. Futures are getting pumped hard to keep S&P above 3k until more idiots capitulate and buy in.

>>19366682
do you trade acording to the 1 min chart? Do you understand that the time option is acording to the hold watch and exit times of your strategy? is a 0.3% dip a big deal for you when the markets have recovered to 75% of their levels pre covid? Are you actually a 12 year old downie hooting at the funny lines going up and down?

>>19366187
I got my DHT divvy overnight. It was like getting a blow job from an ex. Fuck this nigger talking about tankers mooning. I still believe tankers will jump later on in June because I believe storage is still a problem and the tankers have been printing money for themselves, but it's a strange sector and I doubt I'll fuck with it again. I bought some DFEN and more IRM. In the market for food company cheapies but I'm content to sit and watch today.
Good luck, fren.

>>19366820
Yeah, the second crash has been every fucking day since the first crash.
I'm breathless with anticipation

>>19366682
Brainlet faggot, post x and y axis and ticker if you want people to know what you're talking about.

>>19366507
I bought to hold, RTX is cheap as fuck.

DHT finally mooning as well. Sad for those who sold after divvies.

Dubs decides what trade i make today

>>19364764
My 3 stocks with $1k on each are selling off....