/biz/ - Business & Finance

(You) are going to make it

>>19361843
FUCK YOU stock market general
We don't need a fucking stock market general thread.
I invite the retards here to speak about stonks directly on the board.
Let's fucking pest it with our boomer shit.

lmfao sell your pennies and grab the next ×1000 before its too late fag

>>19361871
cringe

For me, it's MMED.

>>19361871
Nah fuck you

>>19361843
SHORT BRAZIL

>>19361463

What do you call this, /biz/?

Covered Calls

>>19361900
I was ahead of my time

And sometimes, when I’m feeling spicy, cash secured puts.

>>19361905
Typical PnD which also means a good short play.

>>19361843

Why don't bulls know what a V looks like?

Covered calls are comfy as fuck, bros.

Any advice for somebody sitting in cash about to enter into investing on the ASX? I want to hodl long term and do the whole dollar cost av dealio.

From back in Feb. Good analysis and explanation for the Yuan devaluation everyone was debating in the last thread

1/2

>>19361966
square root symbol recovery, whatever

>>19361983
2/2

>>19361975
Why on earth would you look into ASX now of all times?

>>19361975
Don't ever hodl, make your gains and get out.

>>19361884
>>19361894
nah fuck you, and fuck this fucking useless thread, your average blurbs aren't funny and you don't know shit like the rest of this retarded board

>>19361966
Close enough

https://www.statnews.com/2020/05/26/moderna-vaccine-candidate-trial-participant-severe-reaction/

>>19361983
>>19361989
Thanks senpai.

>>19362098
Not the first time Coronavirus vaccines resulted in that.

hell yeah. another rally today confirmed

>>19362098
It's okay, just dip them in a tub with ice.

>>19361871
What got into your ass nignog?

https://twitter.com/studioincendo/status/1265513560228139008

btw the situation in Hong kong is getting worse.... i wonder if this is good since china has more issues

>>19361871
Have to agree. Don't like how weebs usurped /smg/. They can't control their obsession and probably can't control their money. Going to post in other threads from now on.

>>19362154
it looks so futuristic

>>19362159
Yes, time to GTFO pajeets and crypto retards from the board too

>>19361972
Just woke up to take a piss and checked on my phone, it's already 2am and you're still posting. Go to sleep you maniac.

>>19362187
I only sleep like 5 hours a day. My body involuntarily wakes me up at market open.

>>19362176
>weebs
>pajeets
>crypto
You just described 99% of /biz/. You are welcome to take your highfalutin 1% smarty pants cool guy butt out and back to whatever ivory tower you climbed down from.

>futures green
thank you jerome

>>19362228
crypto mongs can become stock mongs

Shill me some natty gas, oil, weeabo, and arms manufacturers investments biz.

>>19362338
VET

>>19361843

So I pulled all of my money out of Robinhood yesterday since I stopped being a pleb and started using Ameritrade.

Today I got a message that I had magically jumped ahead of 200,000 other assholes and been 'approved' to purchase fractional shares.

Is it even worth it to buy fractional shares of high priced stonks?

>>19362123
>Runch break

I expect Goldmans' conference to cause Bitcoin to dump for no reason, so expect tears tomorrow.
>>19362095


>>19361918
indeed, I remember discussing this!
But didn't you also short the Turks?

Also... not sure if shorting the brazillian stock exchange is wise given how much it might pump because currency.

>>19362228
Please good sir, do the cunnyful

brrraaaaaapppp

>>19362381
Turks beat me too. EU and US are cowards in the face of the mighty roach

>TINA
>JPOW's inflation fetish
Economy is toast but this market will moon baby
Reminder that the only bag worth holding is TQQQ or SPXL (if you are a boomer in regards to tech) or SSO (if you are a pussy)

>>19362354
>Is it even worth it to buy fractional shares of high priced stonks?
You know that it depends on the stock and leverage you have also you can compute this shit on your own.

>>19362354
Nah. Barely worth it to buy in less than 100 shares.

>>19361871
We need more generals desu. We need a /daytrader/, a /long term investing/, a /forex/ and maybe even /commodities/.
/smg/ is basically just all non-cryptos because we are so outnumbered.

>>19360081
Don't be fatuous you retard. I'm saying this is some Hatfiled McCoy shit.

>>19359197
Thanks to this anon, if he's still around.
Few people bother answering legitimate questions. Especially when bait is so easy to find.

>>19362401
Disgusting.

>>19362433
Who thought the Turks could park themselves in Idlib and invade the sovereignty of Cyprus without punishment? Apparently the EU, US, and Russia are all fine with this.

>>19362426
I would be down for a leveraged etf general

>>19362426
Most of /biz/ doesn't have much of any money thus why /long term investing/ would probably not ever work.
/commodities/ is the ancap paradise of /pmg/ just with oil added in.

>>19362445
I forgot that your thesis was based on things that don't matter starting to matter...

>>19362406

Kek, I figured as much it was just a Hail Mary to get me to come back to their meme app.

Thanks, senpai.

hang seng breaking through -1%

morning lads, who bought calls on yesterdays closing dump? feels pretty comfy
>coffeegang reporting in

I currently have 90k in “safe” stocks (Amzn, SPY, Baba). I’m thinking of putting in 10k in crypto.com USDT for a year for 10% interest. Would this be stupid? Seems pretty comfy

>>19361843

How much do I need to retire like a narco?

I've accepted I'm a piece of shit who is just going to cheat on any girl I fall for.

I make very decent money already, but how much do I need to retire to a beach view penthouse and regularly sleep with disease free SA prozies and scuba till i die?

Considering that I bought puts at 218, there no way I’m going to buy calls at 300 and repeat my same mistake twice.

anybody holding BTAI?

>>19362406
This.
Only buy in 100s

Though I have to say options need to reformed to be 10 instead of 100. Especially in the age of "stock splits never" and a 2500 AMZN

>>19362599
There are easier ways to get 1k, this sounds like an ad lol

>>19362629
Are you going to post this in every thread? fuck off autist

>>19362645
10x commission on options
You’re a genius

>>19362241
based tranny

>>19362659
lmao this is the first time, is this a common desire?

>>19362675
you made a separate thread for your retarded fantasies, go there

>>19362645
What is the point of holding AMZN? It will never offer the boomerbait of dividends and is valued so highly it will likely never be purchased by any other company on the planet. Is the hope that Amazon gets split and you get a piece of actually good pies?

>>19362679
no it got rejected, genuinely wondering.

is it 30 mil? cause im golden then

>>19362645
Nah. Shit like that and trading on weekends and holidays needs to stay the fuck out. That’s pleb shit. Don’t be pleb.

>>19362697
How is this a question?
It’s one of the most powerful corporations on the planet.

I’m not even going to bother explaining it.
No they don’t pay a divvy. Yes, if amazon, google, or Facebook were to split, the pieces might receive a higher valuation, but I don’t think It would actually be a good thing for those pieces.

>>19362645
>options need to reformed to be 10 instead of 100
This was proposed at a meeting of... maybe it was the sec or something, some big finance thing. They were discussing it, but I’m sure things are the way they are because they benefit the people with the money. So don’t expect it to change, because shit usually doesn’t change.

>>19362708
Yes, now leave.

>>19362697
>It will never offer the boomerbait of dividends
Microsoft used to insist it would never offer dividends. plenty of companies insist they never will. then one day their cashpile is so large that their investors are basically able to demand it, and the executives cant make any excuses. (this is what the dividend fiends hope for anyways: it sometimes comes true)

Or, in a situation thats more relevant in 2020: stock buybacks. thats what all these big boys do. even if AMZN never ends up issuing dividends (I think it will), its guaranteed that AMZN will one day pursue largescale stock buybacks, basically shoring up its own price and rewarding all the boomer investors.

>>19362354
fractional shares are literally designed for absolute mud wallowing plebs

TSLA PUTS TOMORROW AFTER LAUNCH?

AAAAAA FUTURES ARE DIPPING

>>19362787
More hot crab action?

>>19362787
Interesting future movement. Red dildos and green dildos fighting each other. Big boys trying to pump and other big boys dabbing on them as they unload their bags

>>19362764
>tfw when you buy 100 fractional shares each worth 1%
i beat the system lads

>>19362629
>I've accepted that I'm going to continue to betray and hurt people, rather than making any actual attempt to better myself, or just avoiding them
Wow, the "depth" in this post, very post-modern.
Do you also cry and feel bad for yourself after you cheat on them, to complete the circle on being a mindless thot?

>YOU CAN'T JUST UNLOAD YOUR BAGS ON US!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PUMPING THE MARKET WITH US!!!

>>19362813
>>19362787
Yeah, bond yields fell so that’s to be expected.

Headline algos say some thing about China tensions, or maybe it was recovery concerns, or possibly worries about Washington gridlocks, or maybe misgivings about reopening difficulties.

Oh, no it’s Hong Kong. Yeah, China making moves in HK, making moves on the Indian Border, causing fuckery in the forex market, this actually is THE right time for a tweet that shakes the market.

>>19362870
Please stop encouraging this shitposting LARP.

REFR already almost 5

>>19362813
It's funny to watch. Until Euro hours, which ever institutionals are dropping the large contract orders more or less have free reign to pump or dump (usually pump) at their will. When the average 1 min volume is under a few hundred, at most, big dick 2k+ orders will direct the price action. But, as soon as our EU friends wake up, play time is over.

>STOPPPP!!
>YOU CANT JUST UNLOAD YOUR BAGS WHEN WE PUMP!!!

>>19362381
Eplain angle on why you think Brazil pumps due to currency?

THAT FUCKING RED CANDLE

HOLY FUCK

>>19362919
You really need to stop watching these 1minute or 5minute candles anon. It's bad for your health.

>>19362426
/daytrader/ sounds based. /smg/ is one of the only threads I frequent due to it being the literal only thread on a fucking business forum that discusses trading strategies. Would be nice to see some expansion

fuck EU

>>19362944
Yeah I know. I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule though and this is quite a light show.

Did you see that last 1 minute candle? It literally just cut away a huge chunk of the future gains in 1 second.

are you ready for the pooomp?

>>19362953
wow who gives a fuck spx is 3000+

>>19362961
bro that massive red dildo just happened in like 1 second. It wasn't gradual. Some really large sell order went through and that is spooky.

>>19362953
I glance at the hourly on occasion. It's just a long wick doji at the moment. Going to bed.

>>19362946
small slow threads, would probably get buried by cryptshits flooding. That said, if ya'll feel like having a conversation i'm sure many of us are game

>>19362970
It's actually not, it literally just means some big fish out of thousands of big fish consolidated a large portfolio to put it in bonds or commodities, or to have it free for a specific buy sometime tomorrow. Probably happens a few times a night.

>>19362979
during the last minute of open market hours, you should turn on the 1 minute chart and watch the candles.

It's always so fun

VIX is almost at 30...fuck bros...

>>19362970
where?

why do they want to kill barrick gold shit man

>>19362986
Oh, i know. Once upon a time i played that game. Doing day trades round trip on memes in the 15 minutes before closing bell. Not anymore.

>>19362991
S&P500 futures.

>>19362988
Oil futures having some fun as well

money
stocks
futures
payday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6d89z7GMY

>>19362988
bears insist that this matters
I would not be surprised to see VIX at 30 one month from now. No one trusts the rally.

>>19362923
Their stock market is valued in Brazilian real. If the Brazilian real is worth half as much, a stock that was valued in 100 BRL will now be worth 200 BRL.

>>19362979
good night sleepyhead!

>>19362981
>>19362946
Instead there should be meaningful "editions" of this thread.
Like, day trading edition, then bonds, then ETFs, then bags, then calls/puts, etc, etc
And actually rotate them in a vaguely useful order rather than just whichever one the OP likes the best. And maybe editions to talk about specific industry sectors rather than types of investment, too.
But with the understanding that people would still talk about whatever they wanted to, just have a thread focus and conversation starter in the OP, not spergs yelling that people are talking about day trading in the ETF thread or vice versa.
Then again, /pmg/ and /ptg/ somehow live on the board, so maybe some of these categories could be their own thing too

Or maybe people could just check the catalog and participate in interesting threads or make their own about specific things when they actually had something to say, rather than spamming bears and bulls and generalfagging

>>19362946
>>19362981
For some reason, I feel like I remember a time when it wasn't all crypto shitposting, and then overnight: shitcoins! I think I remember by the time I saw Robinhood threads, it was flooded.

>>19363019
Untrue, this was originally mostly a containment board for crypto

>>19363016
>Their stock market is valued in Brazilian real. If the Brazilian real is worth half as much, a stock that was valued in 100 BRL will now be worth 200 BRL.
but the earnings of all of those companies are also in BRL, not USD, right?

>>19363027
Yeah. From /g/, right? I still feel like there was more thread diversity years ago, though.

>>19363017
Based

Christ, the "resources" available on the internet for free or for pay...
Funny sounding britman on youtube doing live forex...
And here's this gem from tradingview!

>>19363029
I'd assume so, what's your point?

>KLM already up 4% today after being up nearly 11% yesterday

feels good

>>19363046
Yeah, because diversity is always better than quality, uh?

>>19363060
someone should tell that pleb that there is a parallel line drawing tool on TradingView

>>19363063
You cant go lower in quality than shilling crypto. Thats pajeet phone scam tier

>>19363016
Wouldn't buying Nasdaq traded short etfs be the way to go so you avoid exposure to the real?

>>19363063
You know what I mean you smug little loli shit.

>>19363060
if the Brazzy Real goes down bigly, the earnings of Brazilly stocks also goes down in dollar terms

>Lumber futures for July delivery ended Friday at $367.50 per 1,000 board feet on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, up 46% from a low on April 1 and 15% higher than a year ago.

>Interfor, which was producing at just 50% capacity earlier this month, has led a surge in lumber-producer shares. Since March 23, its stock has gained 95%

>Shares of West Fraser Timber Co., the continent’s largest lumber producer, are up 68% over the same period, compared with a 32% rise in the S&P 500 stock index.

Why aren't you the great Wood holder?

3016!!!

>>19363100
>this makes my wood the big wood
Who says I'm not?

>>19363106
Are those 1 minute candles you psycho what is wrong with you

>>19363106
1 min candles are a great way to destroy your brian
before long youll be chasing pharma pump-and-dumps, then youll have a hundred different obscure cryptos, and one day your mind will be so rotted that you take the silver pill

>>19363100
>West Fraser Timber Co
wat?

>>19363100
>This stock is not supported on Robinhood.

>>19361843
what happened to USO? I bought in the 4 dollar range and sold in the 5 dollar range in march. Now I look at it and the price is totally different, 25 dollars for one share, lowest in 52 weeks is 16. Did it inflate shares or something? I dont get it.

>>19363117
1 minute candles matter when we pump up huge leaps and bounds in 1 minute, retard.

I will remind them...

>>19363091
I guess?
>>19363081
Well I don't know any of the tools, so it won't be me. But would that even be good for him? I'm not sure his "channels" are actually parallel?

>>19363097
oh yeah totally, but their market isn't valued in dollar terms?

I don't know why the big tiddy yuru doesn't get more love.

>>19363106
Based, a new May high.
Let's get our 3016 party hats!

>>19363128
>Wells Morgan
christ every time I see this it gets better
your OC deserves a medal! more!

>>19363175
united states oil etf and united states oil fund both have the same ticker it seems?

>>19363179
Yeah? What good do they do you at 3:40 in the am?

>>19363189
because we either start pumping or dumping at this time because of Euro markets.

>>19363166
>futures trading on Robinhood
Why though? Look at the disaster that brought.

>>19363175
They did a reverse share split I believe it's called.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/uscf-announces-one-for-eight-reverse-share-split-for-the-united-states-oil-fund-nyse-arca-uso-301045001.html

>>19363187
they combined half the shared together dude

>>19363193
Which does... what... for you at 3:50 in the am?

>>19363200
>>19363198
gotcha, thanks. I will read up on it.

>>19363128
I took the silver pill. What a fucking waste. The community attached is utterly retarded too. Shit is so cheap that it attracts retards who think that paying shitloads over spot is "investing."

>bro look at this cool silver skull pour! I'm stacking!
>Bro, look at this retarded worthless silver knick knack that is 2 ounces but I paid $50 for! I'm investing!!!!!!!!!

I really need to just buy gold and avoid silver.

>>19363205
>NO FUN ALLOWED!
I'm listening to 40k Mechanicus music while watching this light show.

>>19363223
I just think you're hurting yourself is all.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>19363211
https://www.mene.com/
if you want to wear your investment

SHOP good buying opportunity? -7% yesterday, kek.

>>19363250
Listen to a Tibetan goddess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCsDYKrims

>>19363175
Reverse split brought it to 25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFIIySDZNU

>>19363211
https://www.mene.com/pendants/gold/kolovrat-medallion-gold

>>19363175
They did a reverse split. USO is a pump and dump. Made $400 in a week.

Decided to sell it since they can't technically sell futures anymore until they find a new creditor

>>19363175
it dropped to less than $2 then did a 8x reverse split to around 16. then it pumped up to 25.

i picked it up right after the reverse split. i really should have bought more though. oh well, my portfolio has huge exposure to oil as it is.

>>19363257
P/E was overvalued at 300 and you'd get more for 800/share elsewhere I think.

>>19363189
Didn't your mama never tell you that Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps?

>>19363307
still way undervalued for a long term hold.

>>19363288
I'd like to wear gold but I don't want a nigger to start shit with me and then for me to be the next zim zam

>>19363330
>then for me to be the next zim zam
that wouldn't be the worst outcome

>>19363313
you mean more like 2000 instead of 300

>>19363330
necklace under your shirt is classy

>>19363326
yeah, i bought more last friday when it dipped a little. and it dipped just below my limit buy right before market close.

>>19363330
Zim Zam is a hero and inspiration to all

FUCK ANIME

FUCK CHINKS

FUCK CHINA

>STOP FUCKING SELLING STOP IT!!! IM GOING TO TELL JPOW ON YOU!!

>>19363346
My b, you're right. Damn thats larger than I thought.

>>19362212
kek, mine does the same here in europe, Atleast I go to sleep at 00

we are at oct 2019 levels here. we are in a simulation right?

>>19363366
Who's this Zim Zam?

>>19363424
Yes, the simulation currently running is called "how could this be happening: bear's worst nightmare"

>>19363424
No, we're all getting rich!

>>19363424
no one actually knows what is going on. Germany officially entered a recession at the start of the week and jumped like 3% in their market on the news.

>>19363438
The Flim Flam

OHHH ME SQQQ YOU LONG TIME BIG MAN

>>19363457
This is all hilarious

>>19363457
It's almost as if unlimited currency manipulation has finally convinced the public, rich or poor, that currency is not worth holding in bulk, but also that it's not worth spending right now.

By God TUI IS POOOMPING

>>19363463
the zim zam is the flim flam?

>not doing jnug puts

It'a like you hate money

>>19363424
Do you remember May 2001 or May 2008? There's a strong chance it's something like that.

>>19363511
You can't film flam the zim zam.

>>19363473
people are saving more money. and you see this as proof people are abandoning faith in money?
you absolute bafoon

>>19363511
salsa?

>>19363490
> +100% in 2 days for saying they will open in July

I guess they will fall bigly when they release earnings in Q3

>>19363535
Yet shorting is probably not wise because people are crazy and it's already priced in

can smbd pls confirm to me that this liquidity is sufficient to send us way above previous highs itself?

>>19363585
bro it's so liquid out there right now

>>19363367
Pretty sure anime is Korean, fren

>>19363522
>May 2008
you think so?

>>19363529
apparently an anime I missed that I might watch next, called sounan desu ka

Oil? Should I buy oil? Should I fucking just fucking buy oil? Fuck?

>>19363679
yes. we just hit 3020

>>19363585
Liquidity is no longer the main issue, lad. Credit and solvency are the issues, and credit is tightening while we're already seeing major companies go bankrupt. Now, think of what will happen to Main Street? The current fiscal stimulus isn't even a drop in the bucket compared to what would be needed. Now, how will that effect company revenues? Corporate profits? How will forward earnings be adjusted? How will the market react when already elevated valuations lose their footing? Recessions as deep as this hit us last for more than half a year, and their second order effects take time to play out. Some of the largest rallies where made in deeper bear markets. Think about that anytime someone says it's priced in. They were saying the same thing a decade ago, and just under a decade before that, and so on.

>>19363679
Too late.

>>19363691
P I
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>>19363691
Thats fair enough and to an extent i agree, credit is definitely an issue also in my business (shipping). The fundamentals is good to acknowledge however the pump is severe and looks like its not gonna stop any time soon. I suppose you are either cashgang or holding puts? if so what are those

>>19363691
yeah literally nobody read that

>>19363556
I agree, not touching that in any direction.

>>19362708
Fuck off autist

Fuck the anon who said in one of the threads to buy shares in Luckin coffee shit is 18% up today compared to a week ago.

I should have listened

Imagine for those who held cash for the past month, you could have been up 40%

>>19363691
>retail stores go bankrupt
it's not the end of the world babe

>>19363788
imagine retards like me buying puts, might get lucky with my calls now

Am I too late for the 20 year USD treasury bond etf?
The price is huge atm.
It's at an all time high
https://www.ishares.com/us/products/239454/ishares-20-year-treasury-bond-etf

>>19363775
>lots of shit was +10% above yesterday
>contemplates about not buying shit china stock instead

>>19362159
>>19362426
>>19362510
>>19362946
>>19363017

We need a maritime/shipping general to be perfectly honest with you famalams - look at these lil' nibbas.

>>19363788
I don't have to imagine

>>19363870
dry bulk vessel operator reporting in, i would be very happy

Buy REFR

>>19363870
those little guys are adorable

>>19363876
tonnage?

>>19363870
We have tsg

>>19361843
AAL is going parabolic.

>11,77 +0,63 +5,66%

>>19363902
supras + panamaxes

i guess 3020 is the resistance

>>19363724
Volatility is high right now, and a large reason we've managed to push through resistance is because of overnight movements, which have often conflicted with market hours this past month. The market is also top heavy, but at least we finally began seeing some cycling into riskier sectors this past week. I'm cashgang for those reasons, after being on board with the short term rally throughout April, and will adjust as we reopen.

I would like to point out that I bought XOM Tuesday morning and the sky did not fall and the earth did not quake

>>19361843
Bearbros, I'm wavering. Is there really going to be a drop? Seems like stocks only go up.

>>19363972
There is no more resistence, everything is getting demolished in the futures.

>>19362228
based fuji poster

>>19363980
i for one gave up on being a bobo desu, i buy opposite directions calls and puts on the daily options making a few bucks here and there, lost too much money on puts

>>19363527
Right, because when people keep more cash in hand, they buy more stocks also.
Good one anon.

>>19363788
Or I could have lost 40%
Investing with VIX at 30 and making money is simply luck

>>19364059
what would be normal vix for you, 10-15 ?

I own USO. Am I gonna make Dollaridoos this morning?

>>19363938
Luckily i fomo'd in UAL and AAL yesterday. Another 1%+ premarket since posting...dear god

>>19364066
Under 30 for a full week for me to even think about it

>>19364059
still. you could average it out. dollar average invest. its not like it went 40% overnight...take gains over time

Futures up by 1%, Jesus H. Christ, go home now bobos.

>>19361843
Hey /biz/
I am down 200 dollars and only have 100 bucks left(lost most of it on puts that expired worthless because of market rallies on expirations date)
Should I gamble calls on mark and hope it rockets again

>>19364129
Never leaving

>>19364131
>Should I gamble
If you have to ask.

>>19364059
I don't get this VIX point. VIX is currently at 27,16 - that's a ATL since the crash and we are decreasing by the days. VIX never goes as rapidly back to the average of 15 as it went up. It takes time and you can check historical records for that.

What are you doing with your cash now? Buying the ATH once VIX goes below 20? DCA was the important game changer here.

3030 REACHED

Holy shit that breakout on /es :OOO

>>19364147
POS moderna and gilead rekt me hard my puts were in the money the day before but the market rallied on even shit stocks like Luckin coffe

>>19364156
I'm doing nothing with my cash and not risking my investment in a market that's projected to still be extremely volatile. I don't like the risk/reward profiles currently available at that level of VIX

>https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/26/business/china-australia-coronavirus-trade-war-intl-hnk/index.html
SHORT BARLEY

>>19364192
Understood. At least you are not "losing" money.

Lmfao bears on suicide watch.

my trading in a nutshell

>>19364206
Just opportunity cost. I can live with it

Delusional permabulls are in for a rug pull soon. I’m cash for now, good luck dawgs.

>>19364171
A solid open gives a buffer, just in case we see another drop like yesterday.

>>19364204
Dude. Things are not going well for the chinks. They started acting belligerent towards Australia, and Big Mike Pompeo is already backing Australia

>>19364216
this really happened

>>19364216
How much leverage were you using? Wtf?? 6 ES drop for a margin call?

>>19364218
Exactly. Still ton of undervalued stuff around if this is really a V shape recovery.

>>19364234
how much did you lay down on it?

>>19364236
I was gambling arround with the 500 bucks I had left in my cfd account

>>19364227
This week right? Or maybe next week, latest in two weeks for sure.

>>19363829
Maybe we should wait for it to lower again a bit after the corona crisis but I'm not sure...

>>19364241
cost me 350

>>19364147
Fuck this shit it is like those fucking biotechs are after Me
3 times in a row my fucking puts expire worthless because of biotech pnd

>>19364230
I wonder what caused that, everyone said it was algos selling the ten millionth meaningless statement about Chinar tariffs, but shouldn't we be past that point now? Tensions are so high it's not like anything not truly crazy could push them higher. If we have a repeat of last summer full of totally unpredictable dips and pops stopping me out I'm gonna be angy

>>19364257
that's not so bad

>>19364261
>gabling with options when he could just short the pump
Jesus Christ, if you could have just did what this chink did, you'd be fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ftwOb7iG4

SHILL ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT BOYS

Boeing is gonna start with (((voluntary))) layoffs this week. Time to sell BA stock?

>11,97 +0,83 +7,45%
If AAL holds it until open, I am rich.

>>19364306
Layoffs are unironically bullish. It's effectively cutting spending.

>>19364257
I don’t get it why are you even trading on margin? Or is this some futures trading thing where you have to use margin?>>19364306
I can tell from your use of parentheses that you’re a retard.
Layoffs are bullish, less bills to pay.

its pumping hard boyos

...Bears???

EU Will Propose 750 Billion-Euro Fiscal Stimulus Package


likely will future has been ripping

>>19364307
>+120$

Lmao

>>19364265
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the bots. There's still a tremendous amount of uncertainty right now. We were dragged kicking and screaming above 3k. I imagine things aren't going to settle down until we have tangible, credible, undeniable positive data regarding the reopening and the virus.

>>19364075
it's probably gonna get to $25 between today and tomorrow.
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Oil-Holds-Gains-As-Demand-Continues-To-Rise.html

>>19364320
>why

errr..... errrr. SHUT UP

>tfw we are never going to retest the lows

>>19364331
Lol I made that yesterday on dal

>>19364331
More like +12$

kek

>>19364319
>>19364320
Normally I'd say yes, but right now everything that hints at a company having to take drastic measures to stay afloat is gonna induce panic. I already had WLL and HTZ declare bankruptcy on my ass. I can't afford another one.

>>19364346
until we do

>>19364346
retest the highs

What a time to be alive.

Any EURO airline left to buy?

>>19364336
I see it's already at $25... Then $26 today for sure, maybe even $27 at this pace since Oil prices keep going up.

>>19364246
Second week of June.

>>19364355
Understood. I have 0 airplane stocks.

>>19364282
My options were doing good in the money at the time expiring the next day
But gilead news came out after hours boosting the stock just high enough to expire worthless
If the news came out on Friday after market closed I would of got a 500 dollar profit

>>19364320
(((you)))

>>19364374
You know what, fuck this shit, I have no idea.
http://www.businessworld.in/article/Oil-Falls-On-Demand-Concerns-Tensions-Over-Hong-Kong/27-05-2020-193284/

>>19364367
Lufthansa?

>>19364216
kek I got similarly burnt in WTI
would be up about 1000% if I hadn't been knocked out on that

In premarket US stocks are trading at 143% market cap to GDP with a forward P/E north of 24.

>>19361843
>there are anons here right now that don't own call options
Do you dislike free money?

I sold and did not buy yesterday at close
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19364247
I sadly do not know when to really buy bonds.
They do seem to dip sporadically. I know the interest rate is important, but unsure if it matters for let's say 2-3 years. Or maybe go in blue chip stocks instead? No idea..

FUTURES ARE TANKING AAAAAAAAAA

>>19364434
You're not going to make it.

>>19364265
An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.

He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.

At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.

>>19364444
nice try bobo

>>19364447
I got shaken by that afterhours dump

best airline etf?

>>19364434
I bought 15 mins too early fucking timezones.

>>19364450
Zoom in.

>>19364377
I'm still holding DAL and have been ogling AAL, JBLU, LUV and UAL. Betting on people gonna want to travel to "catch up" with their lost lockdown time but the onslaught of bankruptcies makes it feel as if anything could be next on the chopping block.

anybody selling at open ? got 5 calls on SPY 309 06/01 yesterday on the dump

>>19364448
I can’t understand how no one else has noticed how hilarious this picture is.

The fucking swagger on the guy, and his giving no fucks whatsoever. The look of horror on that woman’s face. His musculature, and the sheer audacity of wearing a shirt that says “little cunt”

I don’t know if it’s Engrish or what, if he meant it like tight pussy or something, but it works.

>>19364464
that's a big ass zoom you have there

>>19364282
Got it
I still will never trust a rally caused by a possible vaccine
I mean like when it pumps even shitty stocks that were doing shitty even before the virus happened you know it can’t be trusted
So bad it pumped Luckin coffee

>>19364503
I’m in oil. I’m not selling shit

>>19364522
brent or wti ? im considering calls on brent at 45 bucks

>>19364505
You have to go back.

>>19363788
>tfw went all in
>DOWN 20%
I blame you guys for shilling all these shit stocks. fucking UAVS, MVIS, HTZ and worst of all, tanker stocks

>>19364550
Which tankers did you buy? Don't say DHT...

>>19364550
You should try and listen to the people that aren't retarded.

>>19364545
Haha just like they said on that show!

>>19364514
Look into his other videos. Ironically, despite the language barrier, he makes much more sense that most trading videos you can find in jewtube.

>>19363788
Nobody could have known, its literally gambling

>>19364535
Knee grow. I own USO and OILK. I don’t do options trading

>>19364581
It's only gambling if you don't fucking manage risk.

CNBC eating each other right now

>>19364603

They are stupid cocksuckers anyway

>>19364581
>>Nobody could have known, its literally gambling
>infinite QE
>economies reopening
>china virus is just a cold that kills old people in nursing homes
>nobody could have known
I keep telling you retards March 23rd was the bottom.

>>19364448
nice

IWM 105/100 Put Debit Spread for $1.18, expiring March 19, 2021
I'm going to become rich for the sake of tomboys. I'm probably going to open more put debit spreads expiring December of 2022.

>>19364608
you didn't hear that shit it was crazy. dude started screaming "PEOPLE DIED JOE YOU ABUSED YOUR POSITION AND 100,000 PEOPLE DIED SO YOU COULD HELP YOUR FRIEND" and now they just tried to toss to him and the dude was gone so they rushed to commercial

>>19364413
I got burned on brent during the 7% crash.

>>19364603
I can't watch CNBC right now because GSL is on, what are they saying?

>>19364550
yeah I know I'm losing a ton on DHT as well

>>19364628
Bullshit lol

>>19364628
Is this in reference to Gilead?

>>19364653
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>>19364634
and now they came back and they are completely skipping the segment he was supposed to do. dude is gone

it was about the host (joe) telling people not to fucking panic this whole time and the liberal dude (andrew) literally screaming about muh 100,000 and how joe just wanted to help the president

then that chick was talking and the andrew dude's mic cut in for a split second and he was saying something like "no-" and then he was just gone

>>19364677
Seems like Andrew is a pretty angry bobo who is bleeding money from his short positions.

>>19364677
Andrew and Joe usually get along...
I wouldn't call Andrew liberal, maybe more liberal than Joe
You're saying they cut Andrew off the show? that's nuts. Isn't he jewish or at least pseudo-jewish?

>>19364609
I can just tell you’re going to lose every penny in your 5 figure account.

>UAL up by almost 10% in premarket
This shit is fucking retarded even if you're a permabull.

>>19364495
Airlines going bankrupt is an open invitation for china to move into the sector. So government won't let it fail. People saying they should fail are boomers who still think russia, not china is the threat, the kind of braindead retards that would clap if they all failed and then act hoerified in ten years when chinese nationals decided who could fly based on race ten years from now.

>>19364632
Glad I didn't let it discourage me and went in again back then.

>>19364713
>1 post by this ID

ok I did not buy in and I am feeling FOMO
that means I am closing the fucking broker site

>>19364730
Two posts by this ID? I just woke up and think you’re a fag.

i love her. the face of happiness from a bull run

>>19364739
You should have cut your loses at 1, just like with your SPY puts.

>>19364733
It will dip at open then pump after 1-2 hours then crab till close.

>>19364495
DAL has a pretty healthy cash pile and airlines are starting to pickup speed again so I think they'll be ok. Take time is all. But hell I can wait. Ain't like I need the money next week or nothing.

>>19364747
she's so old though...


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>>19364677
Kek I wish that were true that would be based as fuck. Joe has swallowed enough trump semen to impregnate all of India and pakistan.

Andrew is a pussy, but joe is such a drooling retard. Why can’t everyone be Rebecca “fuck my mouth” Swift?

>>19364747
Based.

Fuck gottlieb. All that bullshit grandstanding about “muh juul” all just setting up his career as a pundit for CNBC. Fuck this guy.

>the Lufthansa rescue package has been in the news for weeks, retarded to buy it now
>pumps

why are you idiots always wrong

>>19364714
It's bullshit.
How is a neutered economy and 15% unemployment profitable?

>>19364793
SOMEONE needs to do some homework

>>19362648
What are some “easy” ways to get 1k?

>>19364714
Airlines stocks were so fucking oversold and as every statistic is showing - TSA passengers going up, consumer confident and sentiment is growthing, and countries traveling restrictions are easing.

Do you really think ppl wont travel anymore? Everyone thought the meme virus would destroy traveling for several years and now all of the sudden mortality rates are getting lowered by the day.

are there any street shitter companies listed in the NYSE?

>>19364836
>everyone
only retards thought that to be fair