/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19356053
The way that face distorted will haunt me.

God damn it I wanna see it But I can’t play webm on my phone. Can someone make it a gif please

>>19356053
>hold monero
>wait for it to flip btc
>buy all the sex dolls you want when you're rich
>irs cucks seething

>>19356053
Fucking Roasties, can't stand any form of competition on their monopoly.

>>19356053
Good [robot] girl.

>>19356077
stop phone posting you pathetic coomer

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>>19356053
Pros of a Robot Wife:

>never ages
>never smells
>doesn't get fat
>works with 100% efficiency to make you happy
>doesn't turn into a psycho once a month
>will never cheat on you
>Robot Wife could also be good for Home Defense
>can do chores for you
>never complains
>always wants to fuck when you want and fullfill every one of your fetishes
>never initiates any Drama
>can own as many robot wifes as you can afford (will make Men want to work harder)
>long battery life thanks to fuel cells
>completely customizable during ordering process
>Robot AI learns about you to be your best possible companion
>can only improve over time
>easily replaceable

Cons:
none

>>19356077
Just install VLC player and download the webm to your phone. I know it's a pita but if you want to see it, that's how you can see it.

>>19356053
Can they make one that cry? And has an anatomically correct asshole? And is based on a seven year old?

>>19356121
I have iPhone. Will it work? I’m gonna download it now I want to see the webm

>>19356077
Get android next time, normie

>>19356053
in what way is that supposed to be great?
it would be way better in vr with a fleshlight that's synchronized with vr, like besti

>>19356141
OR... use brave browser or chrome

>>19356141
It does but it's still a pain. I legit switched to Android just because I'm an eternal phone poster.

Nutted but still sucking

That's a robot man. And also, Jesus Christ I'm fucking disturbed by this video. I mean, I've hung around /b/ long enough and seen some shit in my time but this really affected me mentally.

>>19356141

>will my iphone work

It's an iphone you doofus, of course it won't. It's cheap outdated chinese garbage.

>>19356077
classic meme

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>>19356077
Sweet. I downloaded VLC player and saw it. Interesting stuff. Where can I buy one of these?

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>>19356077
Use VLC media player from App Store ya dingus

>>19356088
It's a shame Epstein's no longer around. He would have hooked you up with a sex doll with a pulse.

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>>19356053
>not furry/anthro
wouldn't give a squirt of piss for this lame shit

>>19356076
This, desu. Why are they not designed for the cock to go down their throat, not up their faces in to where their brain should be??!

>>19356053
She knows, but face is kinda funny

Purchasing a realistic sex doll was the best financial decision I've ever made

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>>19356622
have sex

And nobody asked why does the man have a detached bluetooth penis

>>19356646
How? I have to feed mine, and walk it every day. If she didn't slobber so much it wouldn't be worth it...

>>19356119
Cons:
>doesn't exist
>will not exist in your lifetime

>>19356119
robot ''''wives'''' will just cuck you for the robochads that start the robot uprising

Proliferation of VR and sexbots, won't solve the issue of millions of doomers with absolutely no life prospects but it will significantly help major issues right now. Currently lots of women like to hold intercourse over men, and for a lot of them this is the primary way they derive power in a social hierarchy with their genitals are the only defining trait about that person. What you will see is a THOT revolt against the prospect of this hierarchy being upended as a result of leveling the playing field and reducing the value of pussy. Technology always wins in these cases, and it's going to be a hell of a ride but the bots will take over. In this era of hyper over sensitivity where just talking to women unsolicited in some circles is now some crime against humanity very few men want to deal with that kind of bullshit, and many aren't prepared socially to navigate the landscape. The fact that some people are being taken seriously when they claim they can revoke consent for sex months later is peak clownworld logic. Where the gap will be is with the uncanny valley, however people have it all wrong when they picture those just off enough to be horrifying human like robots. Where we'll start until we end up closer to the other side of the valley is more Honda than westworld. Men have a much lower baseline disgust response, and even for people who aren't totally on board with sex with robots it's hard to argue against the economic and social values for any given individual. So female pussy will lose on it's value and women will actually have to try for once instead of being driven solely by having a pussy as their main asset.

I personally can't wait for my AI neural sex robot with the collective knowledge and experience of every prostitute out there in it's programming to efficiently milk me.

>>19356119

>Isn't a woman
>doesn't feel the same,
>Will be a perma virgin ridiculed by everyone when they find out.
>More costly than a prostitute

>>19356820
>men start fucking robots
>women throw a hissy fit, but inevitably are forced to shape up their act or be left without a mate
the future is looking bright

>>19356697
>doesn't exist
not yet, all the technology needed for it does exist
>will not exist in your lifetime
its only 10 - 15 years away.

>>19356861
>Isn't a woman
Its better than a Biocunt in every way.
>doesn't feel the same
Its a Robot, thats the point. It has no annoying useless feelings. Its only programmed to be serving you and keep you happy.
>Will be a perma virgin ridiculed by everyone when they find out.
see pic
>More costly than a prostitute
long term still better than any Biocunt

>>19356888
More like chads continue to fuck women whilst only losers resort to bots