/biz/ - Business & Finance

>invvy went from +300% to +13% in 90 minutes

I hope no one bought in today

>>19354479
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

RTX is ath right now

>>19354439
Nope! Today was a good day

I bought UAL in after hours. I'm finally giving in

>>19354519

t w o - d e e

>>19354532
General Dynamics and LMT are better value buys any day of the week. RTX CEO is a bonafide cunt

friendly reminder that MARK is a thing and they stand to make a lot of business if work from home should become more of a thing as cases/deaths flare up again

>>19354479
Based OP removing the Reddit garbage suicide prevention links.

Fuck this clown market bull shit. My tech stonks fucked me.

>>19354479
I might have to go and re-read that manga.

>>19354550
DFEN is the buy right now, no one miss out

>>19354547

>>19354494
I was the guy panicking to get out asap. Bought at 15 and sold at 20

when do we see big pumps into REITs?
I am NOT satisfied with slow 2% gains everyday.

>>19354562
Yeah, 1200+ in the AM, to -420$ rn due to my stubborn ass holding everything as it bled to death

Reminder to buy some GUSH when it dips next, and remember that true bulls don't over-invest in day trading!

Feels good buying the EOD dip and then seeing it pump immediately in AM

Are vaccine stocks officially over-meme'd, or is this just whales being assholes to lower the price?

>>19354479
So this is the power of the bear?

>>19354606
Oh no!!

>>19354594
Boomers are already borrowing heavy against home equity to get through this.

Be patient. If the recession hits, we'll see a repeat of foreclosures followed by discounted bundled sales to REITs.

>>19354565
Someone find out who makes B-1s or B-1 equivalents, and also who has a reasonable tech in the pipe to handle the US shortage of short/medium range missle defense, and you'll make big $$$.

B-52s are old slow pieces of shit and being pulled out of asia and being replaced by a handful of B-1s.

Also whoever makes litoral combat ships would be good. Diluted bear shares shit is cancer.

>>19354544
And here I am, bought cheap puts for UAL and AAL. 17% in one day is for sure sustainable, kek.

>>19354562
>omg tech stocks pumped for 2 months non stop and now they had one bad day fuck this clown market im financially ruined

b-buy gold

>>19354616
It's pnd. It always has been.

>>19354616
The nano-bots in the vaccines they're trying to force everybody to take are going to respond to the 5g radiation and alter your dna to sterilize every one of you morons.

All of my puts are up, even by December 240s. Thanks China.

>>19354637
oh shit i need to check if the REIT i picked has enough liquidity to take advantage of that consolidation

>>19354616
No vaccine is coming. This virus has been around forever and will continue to be around for a long time.

options are wild

>>19354550
I want to shit on BA ahead of the NASA procurement scandal, but the puts are already way to expensive, even way OTM

What do you guys think of covered calls?

This is the new bottom, right?

old lizard shotacon pedo very fucking bearish on china
https://twitter.com/i/status/1264949747485417472
reminder:
FUCK CHINA

Now that the stock market is back to normal, how do I trade in the stock?

I only respect DKNG holders bros

>>19354695
Easy money tbqh. I’m squeezing an additional %15 YoY out of my dividend stocks.

>>19354729
open an online broker with the bank you also do online banking with. there you can look for, buy and sell many different stocks.

WHO TOLD ME TO BUY EA YOU CUNTS?

>listen to this tard
>read that there is an earnings conference call at Saturday
>market looking good

>go long before close at Friday
>see green premarket
>earnings report looks awesome, every target overshot

>EA opens at -2%
>liquidated 2 hours later

FUCK YOUR WORTHLESS BOOMER PAPERS I'M MOVING BACK INTO OIL AND BITCOIN

>>19354729
Buy high; sell low

>>19354550
RTX is good for the upcoming cold war. LMT is on top of its game, no local or foreign competitor can take out the king yet. Look out for NOC it's going for another pump.

>>19354731
p/e @ 723 holly fuck
723x for this guy and his mates

How often does one major index pump up over 2% while another is red?

>The nano-bots in the vaccines they're trying to force everybody to take are going to respond to the 5g radiation and alter your dna to sterilize every one of you morons.

>>19354784
never play earnings

>>19354800

>>19354644
I said the same thing about them last week. My puts will expire at 0 Friday

>>19354784
>WHO TOLD ME TO BUY EA YOU CUNTS?
Someone told you? Why did you listen, everyone here avoids EA like a plague.

>>19354785
That's like the cliff notes to the last decade of /biz/ in one sentence

>>19354616
>vaccines for an RNA virus.

>>19354800
there are only two major indices, and I don't think that has ever happened to them

>REGENERON
>BARRICK
>ELI LILLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19354712
Cute plastic doll!
>>19354548
Based I wish that were my staff.
>>19354567
You can keep those yurus, I’m taking this one to my private camping spot.

Just turned 18 and opened a Roth IRA. I want to invest in 90% Index funds/10% Bond ETF. Do I wait for the alleged /second dip/ that the bobos spam or do I invest now for discounted stocks. If I invest now what fucking indexes do I look into everything is crabbing not that that would matter for these long term holds since I'll probably just be reinvesting dividends until I turn 60.

>>19354784
lmao rekt imagine buying vidya at the literal top like nigga look at a chart hahaha

>>19354731
Speaking. Also, now that they've paid off even more than I anticipated, I can with increased confidence suggest that you add the following to your watchlist to buy low:
AAFLY SHRMF JBLU CCL VNO WFC NNBR BRK.B XOM
On a stranger note, can anyone tell me why TQQQ is slightly negative overall today despite Nasdaq being slightly positive?

How come there's only one Antitrust Division?

>>19354851
Consider waiting one month and then buying in over the period of two quarters.

>>19354784
>1.75 year high
>buy

Good strategy

uuuhh.....goldbros?

>>19354841
the dog girl is my property as well, you cannot have her
if you were a competent trader I might let you take her for a walk but you have a long way to go

>>19354851
put everything into SOXL

>>19354841
Barrick is in a really good place right now for those not holding. It is poised to either run or crab tomorrow, with a very simple signal to follow for the buy in.

>>19354479
>Tfw I only had 6% gains today cause I got too drunk and slept too late and all my take profit/stop loss orders triggered when it should have been 10% easy

Is FB gonna keep power dumping tomorrow?

>>19354851
I recommend you wait until March, after election+second wave uncertainty dematerializes.

>>19354731
Soros had $69m worth of DKNG back in early march, which means he's up another ~190% now. That guy and his connections are just crazy

>>19354838
>every business network and website on earth tracks 3(THREE) major indices
>nuh uh, this one doesn’t count because I don’t think so

>>19354712

>tfw too lazy to make dinner or order anything so I had a dinner of green tea, tortilla chips, cheez its and a protein bar
this is how you make it

The god damn joggers took all my pips.

>>19354644
Enjoy your losses.

>>19354916
tuh-tle bones say yowah fotune be no good.

Thanks blessed virus for giving me cheapies. Now I can sit on my ass and wait for the 17,000 I need to finally have a whole year's salary stuffed in the bank. Then my other long term positions will be racking up the gains and divvies in preparation for the glorious day I finally retire and be a right lazy bastard.

we need MSM reporting on the billions Buffet has lost since the Berkshire Hathaway shareholder meeting

>>19354941
Stay poor :)

>>19354784
EA?!

Dude, everyone on /v/ hates EA and no one on /biz/ has ever shilled that POS ever never ever not a single thread boosting or shilling EA

>>19354642
Its Boeing and Rockwell (ROK).

Defense sector is a good bet right now because fiscal stimulus is incoming, and that means $$$ for the military to spend.
PPA holds large cap chonkers.
DFEN leverages that.
XAR switched to high beta early market cycle small capplettes and I think they'll do better.

I would sell before the election in case Trump loses.

>>19354942
this except thank you for the camper Im going to buy

>>19354828
If you bought puts last week, what were you expecting? Shorting the literal bottom? kek

>>19354934
Thanks. Will post back tomorrow.

>>19354880
The gold bros at /pmg/ say "zoom out".

>>19354995
I was here when someone was shilling its upcoming earnings. I wasnt stupid enough to fall for it but can confirm that it was being hyped

>>19355005

>>19354880
the jews want gold at 1700 for some alien reason

>>19354479
It's been a long road
Getting from there to here
It's been a long time
But my time is finally near

And I can feel the change in the wind right now
Nothings in my way
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No they're not gonna hold me down
No they're not gonna hold me down

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

It's been a long night
Trying to find my way
Been through the darkness
Now I finally have my day
I will see my dream come alive at last
I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No they're not gonna change my mind

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

I've known a wind so cold and seen the darkest days
But now the winds I feel are only winds of change
I've been through the fire and I've been through the rain
But I'll be fine

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

Faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
That no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

Its been a long road

>>19354851
I usually don't help newfags, but I like frog posters so I'll give you some life changing advice. Make sure you pick up some TSLA and hold it for the next decade.

>>19354985
i'm up 2k today, astrologer.

keep clicking those buttons in your stock-market-grindfest mmorpg.

maybe someday you'll lvl up into the options gang.

>>19354858
QQQ did a zigzag which is not good for the 3x

The only downside is that well unless something backfires we won't get anymore Govt checks.. Pity, I wouldn't say no to another 2400 bucks.

It's going to crab higher until all time highs are passed, right?

>>19354999
Yeah but Boeing prbly bribed/gave info to that NASA guy who resigned from manned spaceflight, thats a media/reddit darling. Idk if they can handle any more badwill rn.

I'll look into ROK tho.

>>19354851
go all in on a WTI Oil ETF and i promise you that you will more than double your money in the end of the year

>>19355074
what if they send everyone's stimulus checks to me by accident
haha

>>19355059
And I'm up 1.2k today, off a single intra-day option trade. Simple swing. Easy peasy.

>>19355069
Does it just throw it off or something? I get that it's not a magic machine and is based on debt and stuff so it won't literally always be exactly 3x, but it should still roughly follow it this week right? Like as long as QQQ generally goes up, TQQQ will go up around thrice that?

>>19354851

VOO, SPY are good places to start.

Might as well invest now, regardless of the small scale degenerates on this site shilling a huge secondary dip (which I think is more likely towards the middle of Trump's second term, moves to prop the market for his reelection will have passed by that point) you're making these investments for the long term. Start investing now and just slowly add year by year. If you see any big dips throughout the next 10 years maybe contribute a bit more during that time.

The dumbasses on this board will tell you how to become rich in a few months during a crisis while realistically just losing like 5k on a Robinhood account trading options. There are definitely ways to make large amounts of money on the market but the odds are not great. You're in a better place to continuously invest and then have a fat stack when you are 50 and chill.

I've been investing since I was 18 as well (2008) and am already in a really good spot, I bought the dip at that time and it paid off well. I was working a shitty job making minimum wage but the 5k I invested that year was worth quite a bit even a few years after.

>>19351666
I was fucking right, haha.

I am literally incapable of making 1 profitable trade. You cannot make this shit up.

Don't bother inversing me. The market will find some way to make us both lose money.

>Niggers still talking about x3 bear ETFs

>>19355137
if it goes in a straight line sure

>>19355054
Kill yourself, by far the worst star trek theme song ever imagined.

Based

>>19354105
Im scheduled for sushi today, sorry

>>19355153
TQQQ isn't SQQQ, unless you mean someone else
>>19355160
Okay good to know, thanks

You guys think tomorrow will be red or green?

anyone else make just enough to order mcdonalds today?

>>19355183
Always green

>>19355231
GREEN GREEN GREEN BABY

>>19354784
I bet you never even thought to consult /v/ before making such a terrible decision. Only yourself to blame tb.h.

>>19355183
facemelting green after buffet fomos in

>>19355137
They try to 3x the daily return only. The longer timeframes will be off. They use debt and derivatives (options) which decay in value every day. Also TQQQ had 5 2 -for-1 splits since 2011, so you have to factor that in when you look at the long term price charts.

>>19355148
It climbed to 302 dude. I made tons of money selling my calls then.

remember guys

>>19355183
Red. Big Red.

>>19354884
How is cashgang proper trading?? It’s lazy!

...I’m working on it. Always open to suggestion. Damn I love that they’re canon oppai.

>>19354890
What signal?
Their news lately has been good, making more steps in the right direction.

>>19354644
Ya know, i keep being optimistic anons will eventually do short entries properly but here we are. Catching flying knives again and again. Never learn. You're supposed to wait out pumps until there is evidence they have lost momentum. Wait for the first jolt down on good volume and go short then.

The 'this is dumb and i don't believe it' short has liquididated many many traders.

My 182.5 MSFT 6/19 call option is fucking me. I know I have some time but maybe I'm fukt? I wanted to sell right at open but I hesitated

>>19355030
you're crazy, the only shilling for earnings that was reasonable was the canadian banks coming up and look how positive that ended up being after all (i mean they were so battered down in the first place anytways)

>>19355261
Guess I should have sold today then, oh well. I guess I'll hope for a green Wednesday or Friday, or just wait for next Monday.

>vix is -.5%
>vix futures still 29

Selling out of the money options to you retards right now and you can't stop me

>>19355363
vix has been in backwardation for a while senpai.

Anyone buy in Hertz before close? I threw 50% of my cash at it (5000) on a hail Mary to double it.

>>19355278
never been cashgang tho

>>19355318
You really think MSFT is going down?

>>19355378
I bought the OTM QQQ and SPY calls at the close, thank you!

How long are you lads holding DFKG? Shit just keeps going up and I expect it will go up more by fall.

>>19355397
Anon....you haven't read the news have you? Lol

>>19355397
Why are you retarded facebook niggers on this board? Hertz is being delisted. Please go the fuck away

>>19355415
I'm a retard and meant DKNG. Already been posted about. Please disregard.

>>19355427
I did, chapter 11, the good kind of bankruptcy. Bought @.61

>>19355397
Semper fi you brave son of a gun.

>>19355407
I don't but when you see your portfolio dip it does things to a man

>>19355415
You guys told me to wait for to drop before buying and it just keeps going up. Fuck it i'm making the call. I'm buying in.

>>19355318
I often consider MSFT,
but then I ask myself, can i be sure, to a certainty, that Bill gates isn't a Lizard from outer-space?
And then I find I can't, so I stay away.

>>19354995
>Dude, everyone on /v/ hates EA
Bullish. They also hate Nintendo and called me a soiboi for wanting to invest in it.

Down 7% from its highs and I’m still up 15%. Not bad for a comfy forever-hold kind of stock. (Maybe not forever, but buy great companies and sell when they’re no longer great)

>>19355402
Oh. Hard to keep you yurus straight.

>>19355446
Went all in on donkey kong

>>19354551
oh and they have earnings AH on the 28th

>>19354550
>RTX CEO is a bonafide cunt
Should be noted that a recent study says dicks make more money!

>>19355415
723 times earnings is a lot to pay for degenerates. But the price seems so retarded to me, it's hard to believe it's just retardation and not something I'm missing.

>>19355465
You do realize that the moment your order goes through, it's going to plumet, right? That's how it always works around here.

>"It literally just keeps going up! I don't wanna miss this moon mission, holy fuck I keep saying I'll just wait for a dip but that never happens."

Then you place your order, get that sweet sweet confirmation email when it goes through, rush to check the charts, and see the first red candle in weeks materialize right before your eyes.

>>19355485
He hasn't even been an employee for a fucking decade you microwave brain schizo
Relating to the man's personal character, who else has contributed as much to the eradication of disease?

>>19354995
>Dude, everyone on /v/ hates EA

since when neckbeards playing their weeb games matters on what people buy. FIFA has like 10million sales every year.

>get cavity filled without insurance
>gains from today covered it
Thank you Papa Powell.

>>19355244
holy shit and that will be the top

>>19355447
>the good kind of bankruptcy
bruh what, do you understand what restructuring does to shareholders???
pro-tip, shareholders get nothing, only the people owed debts will get new stocks in the new company

>>19355447
Lol. That stock will be wiped out.

If you screenshot it and print it you could use it as crappy wall paper at best.

Hertz if it restructures, is likely going to be downgraded into the Russell tier penny stock best case scenario. Board of directors got a bonus before bailing out. It was a shit company.

How’d I do

Niggers, buy mREITs when?

>>19355578
looks like it's time for BASED carmax to move in on that ass.
they could probably float some kind of car rental service with their oversized inventory as people pinch pennies

Bond markets are more important than equities. Now more than ever, because the biggest bubble in human history is in debt. Government debt, corporate debt, consumer debt, everything. Look at the 2y, the most pertinent indicator for economic outlook. The real market makers aren't buying this fake recovery. Bears I know you're lurking, hang in there.

Equityonlies don't fucking @ me

>>19355523
You're not baiting me into not buying AGAIN and missing out.

>>19355528
shouldn't you be out catching bugs anon?

Theta gang is a meme. You have to put up like $10k in collateral to make $1k. And due to perfect competition from bots and big money, the math works out perfectly that 1 loss wipes out a week/month of gains.

>>19355183
pretty much certain to be a green day after so many red days in a row. it has to reverse at some point.

>>19355657
I never operate at less than 1:5 risk:reward and I'm up over 300% on average on the basis of risk invested.

so the highest volume contracts were on SPY going down but VIX ALSO going down....
bravo.

>>19355623
>2-yr not 10-yr
Disregarded

>REFR ah

>>19355059
Any good books or articles to read into astrology and the stock market I am trying to search for stuff

isn't the timing on buffet's selling just way off?
maby he knows something we don't?

>>19355657
You must be selling naked options or doing credit spreads. I’ve never lost money on covered calls or cash secured puts.

I'm getting tired bearbros

>>19355711

>>19355616
I would love to play Russian roulette with Carmax, but at $80 a share it's a bit outside my comfort zone desu

I like to only buy 100 or 1000 shares because autism and it's easy math on the fly

It does have good numbers though.

>>19355183
I’m going always red after Memorial Day with red

Give me some good things to swing. Need more options to follow.

>>19355537
long term though (not that anyone here is long term (thats for women)) they are very shit

got to rmbr those weebs are the ones who make the games

idk if having to buy overpriced tech-arts companies and then cannibalize them immediately before all the passable talent leave yr1 because you're universally hated, is a very sensible business model. seems like a rly expensive way of doing business.

I'm not worried about flipant teenagers raging against pay2win that will just buy the game anyway the next year if they can cover their AK in diamonds in game, I am worried about expensive aquisitions

there are only so many sports franchises out there, and returns are about growth.

USD/CHF is dipping
Prime time to buy

>>19354851
>roth ira
>index funds
>bond etf

jesus christ. you must have the testosterone of a 90 year old, you fucking faggot

>>19355777
Masochism isn't manly and is in fact for women, fags, and psychos entirely.

>>19355777
the goddess of luck has blessed me with trip 7s, respect my words of incur her wrath EA lovers

>>19355768
Im "putting" my hopes in moderna at the moment. Could be ez cash tomorrow

I bought a substantial amount of LON: HSBA last week during the dip. Not planning on selling any time soon. Am I fucked anons?

>house prices didn't dip even a pip
>sales back up 1% this month vs a 20% reduction estimate
Guess houses will forever be an unaffordable luxury.

>>19355714
hindsight is 20/20
airliners have always gone bankrupt, and these airliners were showing absolutely atrocious cashburn. AAL was losing like $50 million+ per day, that's over a billion every month.
It's still questionable whether airliners will still be profitable or not with half capacity policies and travelers having to quarantine for 4 weeks just for a vacation.
swing trade airliners but I wouldn't hold it long term.

>>19355753
yeah their debt to equity is a little eyebrow raising but their revenue and p/e is solid, tho p/b is 3.5 which is actually kind of a deal if what you own is a shitload of lots and cars.

>>19355843
we're expecting real estate to dip down here, or at least rent, now that a lot of our universities (Canada) have confirmed full online for the Fall semester save for some healthcare courses.

>>19355865
"The corporate entity behind the formation of CarMax was Circuit City Stores, Inc. "
Death stalks you, white wolf.

>>19355843
i think it's boomers shifting money around, and hungry early and middle millennials. They're getting dunked on twice now.

>>19355737
Don't worry anon we always dip during the summer

>>19355850
This. Swing the fuck outta them. They been jumping 10-20 percent in a day.

>>19355516
You haven't even begun to understand their final form, just trust me bro

>>19355843
Stop wasting your money and you will be able to afford a house.

>>19354833
checked but ebola is RNA virus and has a vaccine. nice try anon.

>>19355899
unlike computers and office supplies (a pretty saturated market even in their hay day) used cars will always be a brick and mortar business because at the very least carshoppers will want to walk around and drive the car, and because the car will have to be stored somewhere.
while oil and TSLA do their things, the demand for private transportation at a savings will be a near constant, particularly in a time of pandemic and penny pinching

>>19355802
You know anon, this insightful post has convinced me to instead all in on option trading and beat the 10% return myself. Can't be THAT hard right man, I'd be a low-T faggot otherwise of course. Any materials you can recommend so that I can understand where to invest in this crab market, I mean, it must be exceptionally easy, right?

>>19355953
I make 130k a year and spend 30k of that, living like a pauper. Any less than that is only possible by becoming homeless or no longer eating food, both of which I have done for limited amounts of time before. Despite the fact I have perfect credit on top of the above, banks consistently refuse to give me any mortgage at all. Moreover houses within 1h radius of my workplace start at 500k for a 2br which obviously needs lots of maint.

>>19354886
this

>>19354105
Let's do it again tomorrow.

>Open with a + of 1%
>Become greedy
>Close with a minus of 1%
AMD and MSFT fucked me bum
Eh. Premiums roll in anyways.

>>19355995
>a bunch of obviously bullshit

Who are you trying to impress?

>>19355606
well done

>>19356024
>get btfo
>lalalalal I can't hear you I WIIIIIIN

>>19354851
A roth is a perfectly fine thing to invest in but you should have at least an equally large short term account (compared to an ira). Use this to build wealth and supplement income or sell it off someday to buy a house.

>>19355363
get ready to sell all your uvxy and tvix or you’ll get obliterated.

>>19356040
Again, who are you trying to impress? No one is going to believe the obvious lies you posted.

>>19355843
Unlock stock prices, which are forward looking due to high liquidity, real estate prices lag far behind real economic conditions. They did not bottom out until 2011/2012 after the housing crash, for example. The collapse of international travel will cause tons of properties bought to be airbnb'd to flood the market, causing prices to fall precipitously over the next couple years.

>>19355397
would’ve been a better use of a 5000 if you bought one of their cars for dirt cheap and flipped it

BLOOD CRAB FUTURES

Sorry bobos, the QE and fiscal stimulus worked.

how high can it go bros?

>>19356058
>living like a pauper to maybe afford a house in 20 years is impressive! I'm so impressed that I'm literally crying! How there you post this on 4chan! WAAAAAAAH
I accept your surrender.

>>19355983
Is that you, Uncle Buffet?

Regardless of your outdated investing ideas about "always this" , "need to be brick and mortar that", I can tell you the last thing people who buy used cars want is some massive faceless corporation. And I speak as one who sold used cars in HS in college.

What someone is looking for when buying a used car is one of the following:
1 (less common) to find someone they can trust and also chew out and find when something breaks
2 (very common) to find a "steal", to rip you the salesman off and find an improperly priced diamond in the rough that has somehow magically transported itself outside the realm of normal market forces.

What I said about CC was mostly a joke, but I think before "going all in ride or die bois" on CarMax you should go an visit one. I one was a doe eyed car salesman who believed people just wanted fair treatment, a professional look, and good honest pricing like you can find at carmax. They do not. They want a Nigerian guy who they think they can rip off with their boiler room impression.

>>19356093
With clown market, anything is possible.

>>19356095
I bought my own house in September. It wasn't difficult and I turned only 29 today. I'm not impressed by someone who's able to afford a house, which makes me wonder who exactly you are trying to impress.

>>19355899
Man, I liked Circuit City. I mean, in 1995 it was breddy gud :DDD

My entire retirement is in government bonds. Am I in trouble?

>>19355995
I call bullshit. Anyone with the full %20 down is going to get a mortgage.

>>19355739
my favorite skill and build in that gem. nothing beats having a seizure, the entire map cleared, and exit if your loot filter didn't do a good sound, all in 10 seconds
the game just became a glorified cookie clicker at that point

Honest statement here: I'm 37, married. State worker. I make shit (27k yr). However I've got a pension & a 401k, paid vacation & sick time and I get state holidays. I've been working there since 2005. I can legit retire in full in 11 more years. I've got zero debt other than a house. (which btw the mortgage payment is just 400 a month; thanks housing market shit fest). Got a decent credit score, 785 last time I looked. House is in the city, 3 bed w/garage,basement,nice rear view. So it goes to show that with a little hard work and a bit of lucky timing you can make a pretty decent life if you want it.

>>19356149
I even offered a 40% down and they still said no, went to 5 different banks.

>>19356143
No, you're just a boomer.

>>19356103
got my car through Carmax, had a really good time. luckily don't live around niggers so don't have that perspective on their business model kek.
i'm not going long on them right now or anything, though will definitely keep my eye on them as they are uniquely positioned insofar as the stock market goes (can't name another used car ticker symbol but that's not saying much), and they're a car dealership with great warranties and selection and prices. and if tesla blows up, cool, they're selling used teslas at a discount. and vice versa.
anyway, just that they're something to pay attention to

>>19356179
>I can legit retire in full in 11 more years.
what's your retirement #? sounds like you live cheap so that's good. i've got enough to retire for some people but i want more security myself, and the ability to help some family members so i keep working

>>19356179
>State worker.
>hard work

I wish to invest in cotton, tobacco, molasses, and slavery... ie the prison system and supporting industries. I am confident in these industries growing in the coming years.
Has anyone been looking at farming industry stocks, especially those with cotton, tobacco or molasses assets? Any that are worth considering?
What about Aramark, or other prison servicers?

>>19354886
Yes, long semiconductors which are extremely exposed to China related shenanigans.

>>19356179
I hope you die.

>>19356179
>in the city
Anon you have irretreivably fucked up, enjoy your kids being retards and putting you in your grave early from heart trouble.
Cities are absolute retard bins which corrupt everything, except for some of the spread-out conservative ones in the midwest.
Congrats on the successful setup otherwise though.

>>19355397
I HTZ myself today

>>19356179
>I've got a pension
don't count on this. honest advice.

>>19356236
Remember that part where prisoners had no choice about doing crime and then also produced genuinely useful things for no pay without agreeing to it?
Because I don't.

>>19355397

>>19356250
I bought HTZ and DHT on recommendation from anime anons here and have lost a shitton of money.

>>19356275
>DHT
not a horrible uninformed choice for being a retard
>HTZ
horrible horrible choice.

>>19356236
lean hogs

>>19356171
poe.trade got me into stonks

So is this show about /biz/ and /smg/ topics like keeping women as cattle? I think I could be interested.

Also,
>Irobot Corp: JP Morgan raises to neutral from underweight
>Irobot Corp: JP Morgan raises to neutral from underweight
>Irobot Corp: JP Morgan raises to neutral from underweight

>>19356314
considering i’m down 30% on DHT i’d say it’s a pretty horrible choice when everything else is going up 8%

>>19356179
how do i get a wife plz

>>19356350
>uninformed choice for being a retard
read a little closer. I shouldn't expect this, tho.

>>19356348
Left has awful tits. Shameful.

Ah that was a nice 14 hour sleep
Time to check if my HTZ investment went up with the rest of the market

>>19356179
>37
>27k
I don't care how good your benefits are, this is shit.

What kind of ritual must be performed to dramatically lower VIX?

>>19356253
Well the nice thing about it is that they can't cut it. So many regs and shit involved they'd have to literately get the state's legislature to do some work to change it. Which would be a career ending move. Considering that it covers the whole state, teachers, local govt, judges, etc.

>>19356348
disgusting fat blobs

>>19356374
you said it wasn’t horrible, you’re wrong

>>19356182
And what were the reasons for rejecting you? Equal lending laws mean they have to tell you why they didn’t give you the loan and it has be specific. If they didn’t tell you exactly why, get a lawyer.

>Bristol-Myers: FDA approves Opdivo + Yervoy as first-line treatment of metastatic or recurrent non-small cell lung cancer
Bristol-Myers: FDA approves Opdivo + Yervoy as first-line treatment of metastatic or recurrent non-small cell lung cancer
> Bristol-Myers: FDA approves Opdivo + Yervoy as first-line treatment of metastatic or recurrent non-small cell lung cancer
Bristol-Myers: FDA approves Opdivo + Yervoy as first-line treatment of metastatic or recurrent non-small cell lung cancer

WATCH OUT KEYTRUDA!!

>>19356376
>Shameful
mournful. she has mournful tits.

>>19356236
Before coronavirus sugar was going up and supply was being stretched. The problem is sugar companies in America are private. There is a Brazilian stock I like called CZZ, that was doing great before coronavirus. Wait until the global economy gets going again.

https://time.com/5782766/world-sugar-shortage/

>>19356179
If you live in Illinois, new York, or California, I promise you that pension isn't going to be what you think it is when you finally qualify for it.

>>19354479
Literally no momentum but stocks keeps going up???

>>19356415

>>19356435
i’m guessing you’re a bagholder too? waiting 3 years for the big payoff when tankers supposedly get scrapped?

What happened? My buddy made $400 and my $40 sell didn't trigger

>>19354479
CUTE WIDDLE FUCKS
I hope she's not REALLY a shorter...

>>19356202
I don't mean to say they're shit. I just mean they've been hiring relatively eloquent people for and putting them in uniforms for a while now, and yet the biggest dealership in any are is rarely ever a carmax, but rather one owned by a family of people in ill fitting bucci dress shirts with slicked back hair and no less than 4 pieces of low karat gold jewelry.

if they and their goody two-shoes buisness model were going to pop, it would've happened is my point. it's not worth the opportunity cost of other movers to park it in something so unexciting hoping human nature turns on its head tmrw, and customers universally decide they actually want the things they claim to want and not to brag to their friends how they "blew the guy out/got a steal".

people know they won't get steals against an algorithm or price matrix, and that's why you'll still see billboards with fat fucks like this guy for the foreseeable future, in-spite of buffetisms about fair/honest

Did you guys know that avatarfagging is such recognized cancer that it's even against 4chan global rules, along with stuff like lolicon and furry?
I thought that was interesting.

>>19356433
Behold the power of pajama traders.

>>19356345
wish i was as lucky with stocks as with that game. had over a hundred exalts drop in legion league in just a week, topped off with a complete fucking mirror drop out of nowhere

Companies that are about to go bankrupt always pump before dying, who is the next one going bankrupt?, I could buy and sell for gains

>>19356401
kek, I know it's shit. Why do you think I've got the trifecta. Pension + 401k + brokerage. Having no debt other than a house helps loads.

>>19354886
It does well consistently, often beats other ETFs day to day

>>19356505
AMC, though it seems to be taking an inordinate amount of time

>>19354479
Serious question here. Is the second wave incoming going to crash the stock and crypto market like last time or is it priced in? Or we don't give a fuck because fed and tether brrrr brrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr?

>>19356505
PLNT but before the pump the dump

>>19356529
crashes only occur when something unexpected happens

i guess REITs going up now that more studies/concerns about people working at home actually getting anxiety/depression from it (CAMH survey here in Canada).
i mean im an introvert so i can't understand it but I'm glad the office real estate is not going to be as badly affected as I feared. I'm so tempted to drop another $4000 into REITs now.

>>19356529
It depends entirely on what the governments are going to do. If they accept that the virus is nothing, nothing bad will happen. If they shut down everything again, we'll crash again.

>>19356529
I’m going to stop you right there.
You can take your retard bullshit somewhere else.

>>19356455
He boht?

DOOMP IT

Yeah it was a pump n dump. When shit started spiking the market shud it down

>>19356545
The economy should have known it was fucked in late January when the entire supply chain from China was frozen. The market isn't omniscient.

>>19356455
You got gapped

>>19354784
You're one quarentine too late for that son

If USAC keeps mooning such that the div yield drops below 12% or so, i'll probably cash out and put the money elsewhere

>>19356454

>>19356566
>The market isn't omniscient.
True!
But it wasn’t until Italy started exploding that shit really became clear. The fund managers had much more certainty then about the rate of infections and such, because the chinks are dirty liars and you can’t really put full faith in their actions.

>>19356525
They've got cash until Thanksgiving or so. It's going to be interesting to watch, and I'd like to get in and out one more time.

im holding calls and i just lose and lose and lose anyways
joining the longterm hold gang from now on

>>19356605
It should have been clear when China was welding people into their apartments and demolishing their own highway system. Regardless of what numbers they were actually telling you. Just like how the US numbers have dropped substantially in the last week or so. Governors are literally just lying because of the political will to reopen. Totally retarded.

I hope tomorrow falls hard because of China bullshit. I want to buy more SKYW, MDU, MGM, LVS

>>19356565
>>19356568
Big time. Pls bully, I can handle it

>>19356605
>because the chinks are dirty liars
Always lmaoing at the USAstanians cope, the fact that USA couldnt control its outbreak doesnt mean that China couldn't do it and had to "fake" statistics

>>19355995
Anons here are dumb.
How long have you been making $130k? You sound young, you're still a credit risk until you can show an income track record. Also, if your credit is perfect on bullshit nothing borrowing, or if you have a poor income/debt ratio (i.e., lots of student loans) they'll know.

>>19356624
Yeah
>Bong rip
Shits all fucked up man

Based

>>19356348
>IRBT
yeah they sound really bullish

>>19356529
muh second wave will be dealt with if, and only if, and when, it happens, or looks like it's starting to happen.

>>19356562
also this

>>19356645
trump said it was a chinese conspiracy, that must be true because trump is my leader

>>19355865
My wife used to work at carmax. It's a shit company to employees but it's great at training and at SOPs.

They're all business and highly competitive even at the shit bigger infested stores. Its definitely a good company for investors.

>>19356624
Nonsense. Put on your cuck mask and go dilate, you panicking faggot.

>>19356638
We've all been there. Fight and march on, anon.

God, I wish there was a defense ETF that didn't have bags like GE and BA. Going to have to buy a bunch of shit on my own.

>>19354479
Any good resources for Forex anons?

>>19356741
I've never been meemed that hard and was up $350 bucks when I tried to sell.

I was lucky (or smart depending on how you look it). I worked on my grandad's farm when I was a teenager. Also did the yard mowing thing. Then after I graduated high school me and a few friends did a house sharing deal. Kinda like the college dorm thing. So as a result I had a large wad stuffed in the bank by the time I hit 25. Also avoided the college debt trap (didn't go). Right in time for the housing market to shit. So yeah..

>>19356645
Dude, the CCP welded old ladies inside their apartments...

>>19356806
lmao no

>Take-Two Interactive filed a Form 10-K with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission last week, indicating among a great many other things that its annual minimum contractual obligations and commitments for marketing in fiscal year 2024, which ends March 31 2024, will be more than $89 million, well over double what it will spend in FY2023 and FY2025, and nearly nine times as much as it will drop in FY2021.

>>19356806
retard

If I've got fuck all investment knowledge am I better off just putting my money in some kind of managed fund?

>>19356617
>2 month bull market
but how though

>>19356839
just go all in on SOXL and forget about it

>>19356681
Fuck you weeb

>>19356617
You should sell options.
Theta is your fren.

>>19356783
When I get a chance I want to see what exactly happened with NASDAQ, unless you know and care to tell me.
Regardless, there are always new opportunities and I think you'll bounce back quickly.

>>19356839
Just buy SPY. It outperforms all that other stuff.

>>19355606
Pretty shitty i did 30% today

NEW
>>19356893
>>19356893
>>19356893
>>19356893

here comes the green

>>19356750
are there any chinese defence companies you can buy as a non-chinese?

>>19355606
Nice work, anon.

MAKING THAT CUNNY MONEY
BULLS ON PARADE

DIX AND GEX STILL SITTING PRETTY

>>19356708
who are these cunny bunnies and can I pirate their free shit to play it on my mactop?
>>19355316
>Catching flying knives
You finally found the right word for this! I like it!

>>19356678
jeez. is that from their conference call?

>>19356833
Right, and before they had much more money allocated to 2023, leading many to believe they're pushing GTA back a year.

I’m rolling deep with oil. I expect it may have another crash again here in June to where I buy in harder. We will just offset oil issues with another conflict involving China causing oil usage to jump way the fuck up baby. I’m in this one for the long run

>>19355885
>Cancuckistan
>down here

>>19356839
Depends on the fees.

Generally speaking, if your time horizon is long, like 10-40 years long, you should go large cap equities and find a fund with the cheapiest fees. As you approach your time horizon you should consider switching to fixed income, probably mostly bonds.

However, in the last 20 years, bonds have out performed equities on a risk adjusted basis. This only happened because interest rates declined substantially.

Otherwise, it’s all gambling unless you know something everyone else doesn’t.

>>19356179
>27k
Is that after taxes? I'm a municipal wage cuck and after OT/before taxes I made 69k last year without a degree.

>>19356416
They didn't tell me why. Every response I got was in the format "I reviewed your file and unfortunately I can't approve you for a mortgage." I tried inquiring for a reason but they refused to give anything specific. At best something like "you don't fit the profile", whatever that fucking means.

>>19356842
Stocks. only. go. up.

>>19356557
I called it. Brainfog was not priced in.

>>19356350
I went in and out of tankers one time too many. I took the loss last week and made up for it in the last five days. If I had held I would have missed out on KSS, COTY, LUV, and GEO shooting up.

>>19356425
Only a river of blood will save those states. There are people that need to be killed there post-haste.

>>19354784
Low IQ poster if I've seen one.

>>19356653
>you're still a credit risk until you can show an income track record.
Ok, that could explain it. I was making 120k for a year before being boosted to 130k for 6 months so far (uninterrupted by corona).
> if your credit is perfect on bullshit nothing borrowing,
That further explains it, never taken any real loan. Max I borrowed was on my credit card, 10k in a month, which I paid before the month was over.
I'm completely debt-free though.

>>19356778
I used babypips.com/learn but I found that stock trading was much easier to profit from than Forex and I got out of it completely.

>>19355516
George soros invested in it.

>>19356869
Thanks, might actually give this a go. Seems like decent middle ground between handing my money over to someone else and pissing all my money away gambling and hoping I learn from my mistakes before I run out of money.

>>19356955
Thanks for the info. I have to admit I've not really given any thoughts to timescales like that. More a reaction to savings rate being in free-fall and long term curiosity.

>>19355711

>>19357143
Mutual funds are constantly found to fail to outperform SPY. Every single one of them fails on that account even before considering management fees. Add management fees to the mix and you're being outright scammed. There are even better ways to go (like manually managing holdings to track SPY but not exactly) even with little to no experience, but at least going SPY is not too bad compared to the average clueless person.

>>19356867
What happened is that the stocks under it have gone up significantly during quarentine because of wfh conditions and other memes like biotech. Now that it seems calm and everyone is starting to be out and about the rest of the economy will catch up. Things like airlines resorts industrials and other cyclical businesses will catch up and the Nasdaq isn't know for having a overwhelming portion of these industries under its umbrella

>>19357252
If there is a time where a bigger portion of the people can outperform that is now. It's not over yet. Many bankruptcies still to come

today I realized churches invest their money into stocks and bonds
my grandma is part of the council at a tiny church in bumfuck central fl and they've got a portfolio in the millions and they hold votes among the council about how to manage it

>>19357384
Most organizations with endowments do this.

>>19357384
That's how christcucks get the money to import somalis and other Third World shitskin niggers.