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>..and this is my daughter anon, you'll be sitting next to each other this evening

>> No.19353895

>>19353868
you better smash anon

>> No.19353919

>>19353868
One wrong word and you're fired

>> No.19353928

Jaw drops

eyes pop out of head

tongue rolls out

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

AWOOGA AWOOGA!

EE-AW EE-AW!

BOIOIOING!

picks up jaw

fixes eyes

rolls up tongue

buries face in ass

BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

WHOA MAMA

>> No.19353929

>>19353868
>"pardon me one moment"
>violently jerks off in the bathroom
almost got me

>> No.19353936

>>19353868
>nice titties, wanna smash?

>> No.19353940
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>>19353868
Impress the men to impress the women

>> No.19353959

>>19353928
go back

>> No.19353967
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>>19353868
Lol just noticed frog tower out of the window.

>> No.19353968

>>19353928
You're hired anon

>> No.19353969

>>19353868
sorry boss im not into vapid whores

>> No.19353977

>>19353868
How do CEOs keep their daughters from getting kidnapped for ransom?

>> No.19353979

I'd probably do okay in such a scenario. Since I know she's totally out of my league, there's no need to be nervous. I can just talk naturally.

>> No.19354023
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>>19353977
They have their ways.

>> No.19354028

>>19353967
Thats the one in Vegas anon.

>> No.19354040

>>19353868
Why does that balding man have hair extensions and big fake tits?

>> No.19354047

>>19354028
Oh shit... well the good news is that her pussy is for sale @ $500 per hour.

>> No.19354097

>>19353868
I’d small talk and act interested in everything she said then proposition her when I got the chance

>> No.19354099

>>19353868
ugly

>> No.19354104

bitch

>> No.19354141

>>19353868
>people actually fantasize about this

>> No.19354145

>>19353868
looks really good but you know the relationship with her would be absolutely soul sucking

>> No.19354156
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>>19353868
Simple, I just start irl shilling

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>>19353868

>> No.19354173
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>>19353868
I'd probably try to impress her with my technical knowledge about the stuff the company does, and in the end she would just ignore me while her father gives me a promotion ...

>> No.19354190

Thats your son

>> No.19354211

>>19353928
instant raise to executive manager

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>>19354023
did you hear about the chinese godfather?
they made him an offer he couldnt understand

>> No.19354255

>>19353977
>how do fortune 500 CEOs keep themselves from getting blown up by short sellers
because the world doesn't work the way angry neets think it does

>> No.19354280

>>19353928
Take my daughter now and give me grandchildren

>> No.19354329

Unironically had a moment like this in 2014 when I worked for a large downstream oil and gas company. VP had me sit next to his daughter for part of a mystery theater dinner thing. I got her number and we texted and had a couple awkward dates before I moved for a different job

>> No.19354645

Give me an asian girl anyday over this white roastie.

>> No.19354657

>>19354645
t. Kike psyop agent

>> No.19354667

>>19353868
eugh. gross

>> No.19354671

>heathen bitch, you start with silverware outside to in
*panties soaked immediately*

>> No.19354673

>>19353868
"Cool, does she have an onlyfans?"

>> No.19354691

>>19354047
KEK

>> No.19354724

>>19354047
A true daughter of capitalist CEO

>> No.19354755
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>>19353868
>dresses like a whore
>tons of disgusting fake-up on her face
Yeah..

>> No.19354764

>>19353977
Checked.
That’s an escort larping as a daughter.
He makes good money doing it

>> No.19354835

>>19353868
This woman has literally no value outside of her body and she knows it. No hobbies, no career, nothing but a vapid empty shell. Her face isn't even cute, might as well be wearing a mask with that much makeup smeared over her.

>> No.19355035

>>19354217
kek
miss you uncle

>> No.19355061

>>19354835
Unironically have sex coping seething incel.

>> No.19355089

>>19353868
I'd smash that right there on the table

>> No.19355196

>>19353928
Based

>> No.19355548

>>19353868
only way with a girl like this is to play it super cool & polite but not to be impressed by her, rejection drives females crazy

>> No.19355571

whore

>> No.19355626

>worse hairline than me
>saggy tits, would look bad without support and massive areola
>only looks pretty because of false eyelashes and makeup

>> No.19356128

>>19353928
umm
hello, based department?

>> No.19356251

>>19353959
shut up newfag

>> No.19356291

>>19353868
>my boyfriends being really boring for the last few months, and im looking to have some fun for once tonight.
>she keep accidentally touching my leg

whats the appropriate action in this situation?

i'm the ceo btw.

>> No.19356482

>>19353977
Get them addicted to their dick so they’re obedient

>> No.19356519

>>19353868
I would rather sit opposite so she can give me a sneaky footjob under the table.

>> No.19356676

>>19354028
really? looks like the boat docked right on the seine.

>> No.19356699

How is Vegas these days, last time I played I was about 9, so kept getting kicked off the floor

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>>19354835
she is a teacher in belarus. she born in rich family

>> No.19356847

>>19353868
stop lying, faggot. u stoled pic . this a belarus girl

>> No.19356887

>>19353868
I, uh, have to go return some video tapes. Thank you for the invitation to dinner but m-maybe next time.

>> No.19356891

>>19353868
>I‘ll have the entrecôte and a bowl full of eggs for the lady, please

>> No.19356901

>>19356847
Is this a Mutt or a Pajeet...I'm going with Mutt

>> No.19356912

>>19354255
but seriously why dont short sellers do this?

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>>19356901
no this belarus girl, she is a white