/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck anime.

Fuck boomers

Anybody else here in playing the shekel exchange game?

Airline chads report in

Fuck niggers and bears

>>19349617
>https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

Praise Jesus Christ.

>sold BAC thinking it'd dip
Oh well, gains are gains.

SOON

WHY IS TECH DUMPING RIGHT NOW???

>>19349643
It is a bit rigged, because the house always wins, and i am not sure which direction the house plays...sucks...

Gonna get me some cheapie SPY 250 puts today. Thanks Jerome

Instead of busting your ass and chasing the green just sit back and wait for the green wads to come to you instead. Blessed virus will make it happen.

>>19349653
Which airlines are the safest though?

>>19349656
>>19349617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn9btu45AJA

fuck anime and buy VOO

Are women a good investment?

>sell at open
>buy at ?

>>19349688
LUV, I would still not go long right now personally, there is still a lot of time to get a good entry. Airlines are not a good play.

>>19349658
>accidentally bought TLRY
>set tight cut and profit stops
>surges
It went fucking so much higher but meh, still gained 10%.

>>19349716
sweet vishnu I love green days

Man I really just want to go all in on Air Canada and just turn around and walk away, but there's so much shit up in the air still.

>>19349688
DAL looks good. I'd never have dumped 4000 into it otherwise. MRO (oil stock) got another 4000. HAL (oil stock) got the rest

OH NO NO NO NO OIL IS GOING DOWN
WE GOT TOO COCKY TANKER BROS

>>19349653
Airlines won't fly anywhere except the sky.

3k held
dog bless

>>19349713
invest and pay escorts through gains

>>19349740
MRO is crab stock

>>19349713
Women are a crap investment, but the right woman is bar none the best investment you can ever make.

>>19349713
That response is brilliant

>>19349768
>the right woman

What is this mythical creature?

>>19349713
holy shit roastie absolutely btfo, based hedgie

>>19349780
it's called the unicorn aka don't exist

>>19349733
What the fuck is up with TLRY?

CRAB DAY

These threads have 0 value

>>19349733
You're too emotional. It could also have gone to 0 and you'd have been glad about the stop loss. Set your targets appropriately and trade according to them, don't go "oh noes I could have gambled and put it all on green instead and I would have won this time!". You'll just end up losing everything instead of locking in 10% gains every trade.

Do ANY stocks have good divvies anymore?

how many times do i have to tell you faggots that stocks won't go down ever again

this is a new age for the economy
keynes was a genius and will probably be added to mount rushmore

if dow J drops below $25k or spy below $300 i will literally record myself chopping off my penis, frying it, feeding it to a bear and posting it on /biz/

dow J $30k+ before end of june
M A R K MY W O R D S

>>19349795
They are funny, thats a value

>>19349780
Pretty much a pink invisible unicorn that only lives on the dark side of the moon. Sometimes appear among us mere mortals, at which point you better tame, ride and saddle her before she's gone.

>>19349795
Your net worth has 0 value.

>>19349805
DHT has about 20% and EURN has about 35%, among others. Wouldn't recommend.

is this related?

>>19349806
You have some courage anon like a certain retard. But no, the stock market won't crash even if you don't chop off your dick lol. This isn't the tulipcoin market.

>>19349839
Everyone's sitting with cash on the sidelines. You tell me?

Bros I don’t know if I should keep holding ET or finally dump it now that I’m green for the first time since buying it

>>19349795
Value investing is dead.

>>19349839
I hope so. Think of the cheapies you could get.

>>19349617
>V-Shape recovery
>somehow my calls arent making me money.

>>19349795

>>19349866
what you don't understand is they're about to FOMO in after realizing they've been lied to about nothingburgervirus and complete the V

>>19349870
>14.9% yield
HODL

i always feel regret when I see shit like AC, BPY, BNS moon like crazy.
Meanwhile i'm holding shit that just has mediocre gains day by day.
I fucking sold my AC stocks so I could get CHP on Friday, and then it moons up an additional +10% while my CHP has been mediocre

how do i stop feeling bad about missing out on profits

Does anyone here use ToS? How to stop it from eating a few minutes of the chart from time to time? Really fucking annoying.

>>19349839
>t.

>>19349866
It will crash when people stop sitting on the side lines

>>19349745
What? Oil should go down now.

>>19349870
How long has that been? Two weeks?

>>19349839
fixed

>>19349866
>Everyone
haha, not the debt laden corps and institutions abroad.

>>19349902
sure because people putting money into it makes things crash

I woke up late by mistake, too late to take profits and too early to buy >_>

so looks like all the boomer meme stocks are back on the rise, airlines, cruise-lines, financials, well you could throw a dark at this point it would be green...

is this good time for entry?

>>19349805
German chemical companies.

>>19349745
Go for a walk outside. Cars are everywhere. That's the world right now. Demand is back.

Recommend me some good sex shop stocks on the NYSE. Are there sex shop chains?
Guaranteed rise after the accumulated boredom of quarantine + people going back to work.

UAL or DAL? For me, it’s UAL. The new CEO is too based. UAL will not fail

Thanks for holding 300, never ever do that again to me.

>>19349806
Dude no, SPY is going under 300 TODAY (and then back up!)

>>19349936
It does when that thing isn't able to yield any earnings

>>19349800
>10.35 entry 10.56 exit
>now it's above 11.10
I know mate, gotta stick to the plan but I was expecting it to hit my cut loss, surprisingly it turned around. Just genuinely surprised.

>>19349795
heres some value, US oil might be my next idea after my speculation on EU banks awards me with 5 to 15% profits with Commerzbank leading the charge. I hate US oil industry, its fake and gay and full of lies (just like majority of US mkt tbqh, just fairytales and promises of bright future with debts today). However, there are two options here till end of year:
>WTI goes down/holds
probable scenario, US industry is unprofitable at these levels HOWEVER, this just means bankruptcies and consolidations, so since US has a lot of potential in shale and its the only country with tech to expand on (cuz nobody else works that hard to extract oil) big boys are going to grow by acquisitions and gibs.
unless USoA collapses completely which I doubt
>WTI goes up
possible but not probable. Nonetheless if they indeed manage to pump it back up OIL always outperformed market in growth times, which again is great for US oil.

so yeah, EU banks -> US oil

>>19349955
UAL

All in NAIL or UAL?

>>19349957
It's going to 301.02 and then down to about 299.6.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>19349839
how much higher until this retarded onions meme disappears?

>>19349936
Yes DUMB DUMB.

When everyone go in, there is no one else to pump it higher, so it crashes. When everyone is sitting on the side means stock go up.

It's a game of musical chair

Wtf. Zerohedge is amusing me from day to day. So much cope.

>>19349795
heres some value, US oil might be my next idea after my speculation on EU banks awards me with 5 to 15% profits with Commerzbank leading the charge. I hate US oil industry, its fake and gay and full of lies (just like majority of US mkt tbqh, just fairytales and promises of bright future with debts today). However, there are two options here till end of year:
>WTI goes down/holds
probable scenario, US industry is unprofitable at these levels HOWEVER, this just means bankruptcies and consolidations, so since US has a lot of potential in shale and its the only country with tech to expand on (cuz nobody else works that hard to extract oil) big boys are going to grow by acquisitions and gibs.
unless USoA collapses completely which I doubt
>WTI goes up
possible but not probable. Nonetheless if they indeed manage to pump it back up OIL always outperformed market in growth times, which again is great for US oil.

so yeah, EU banks -> US oil

Couldn't I make money just copying what Soros does?

https://fintel.io/i/soros-fund-management-llc

>>19349894
Jesus Christ. AC is a long term hold, and so is Choice. ITS A FUCKING REIT.

>>19349985
BASED

how was your weekend bro? I'm currently hungover and working from home

HERE WE GO BULLCHADS HERE WE GO

>>19349988
When it surpasses the new paradigm

Hey wait a minute, since the airlines are firing a bunch of people in October what does that mean for right now?

>>19349795
/smg/ is in MAX GROWTH mode right now

>>19349887
>VIX was 80
>call prints
pick one

>>19349713
THOT STATUS: Audited
ROASTIE STATUS: Roasted

i'm buying in. i am afraid of missing out.

Why would you go long here? Sell me on Chipotle.

>>19349617
Today was a good day
I will now bless this thread with Mongolian throat singing
OoooooOoOoOOOooooOoooOo
WOooooooOOoOoooooOoOo
Ayyyyyyyayayyyyyyyyyyyooooooowooooo

>>19349996
hmmm... nahh.. stocks only go up

>>19349713
Absolutely based investment banker chad

HEY HEY BULLS

ARE WE PUMPING YET?

>>19350052
he iz boying in

>>19350053

market cap still only about 1/5 of Mcdonalds

>>19349713
They can be, but not for looks. The only reason to pursue a 10 with nothing else to offer is for a different kind of pump and dump. The best investment in a women is one with potential brain gains; a smart girl will only learn more as time goes on and can help create a lineage for you to leave your estate to.

>>19349936
That's a man.

>>19350065
What?

>>19349805
ET motherfucker. pay attention. About 14.5 at the moment fluctuates between that at low end around 20 on the high. Probably going nuclear once oil rebounds.

>>19350065
I miss that nigga

>>19350089
>he doesn’t know
https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I

HOLY FUCK ALT

>Going from green to red because youre greedy and break system
Every. Single. Time
Not gonna lie. I might be retarded, senpai

>that massive stop loss activation on 3000

COME ON BUY BACK IN
WE'RE GOING BACK UP AREN'T WE?

>>19349713
He did poorly by not going on to say that the plain-looking women got bought for having longer-term value than beauty, but he did well in the rest.
Also remember this little article whenever you hear a woman complain about shallow profit-seeking and capitalism and how money is so crude.

>>19350095
Buy more ET today or wait?

>>19349713
Depends on the type of woman.
Common thots are not an investment. A homemaker is an investment to long.

>>19350095
It's been on a downtrend for the last 2 years.

>>19349436
Jasmine is so fucking hot, especially when she is white.

>>19349870
Treats a 14+% divvy stock like a short term HODL.

ngmitbqhwyfamijsdyordyellmao

Reasons the stock market will tank by the end of this year:

The stock market is currently overvalued according to the Buffet Indicator
Q3 and Q4 earnings will drop due to decreased purchasing due to coronavirus
US debt going up due to fed pumping and having difficulty paying it off due to drop in GDP because of the virus
Unemployment rate skyrocketing - similar to what was caused by the great depression
Both the long and short term debt cycles are due to end
Wealth inequality reaching a high similar to that of around the great depression (see pic)

Genuinely interested as to whether anyone has any legitimate counters to these points. If I don't get any I might make a thread with this post later.

>>19350111
>he thinks we'll go below 3000
Buy the dip now and thank the market later.

>>19350084
More importantly than their intelligence is their subordination.
This is what the feminist and modern women rebel against, the most important quality of a good woman, being subordinate.

>>19349713
Roastie absolutely BTFO eternally

>>19349838
Yeah, buy his fucking bags lmao

>>19349795
Learned about PLAY here prior to doubling my money on it. If the few gems in the rough arent enough, its also a good place to get the normy sentiment at any given time, which is just as, if not more, important than the market makers'.

>>19350116
Id wait. Just got divvy payout last week so wont be another til August. Also stocks seem to be unnaturally green today. I say SIAFI a good limit price and be patient.

>>19350151
Cope

>>19350151
Just hold and make decent dividends. Buy the bottoms. Trying to time the markets otherwise isn't a great idea.

>>19350151
other countries also have huge debts and fed will just print more. 4 trillion dollars will get printed. 4000 billion dollars.

>>19350174
>Also stocks seem to be unnaturally green today
Just because your prediction of the market status was wrong doesn't make the markets current position false.

>>19350151
>by the end of this year
election completely fucked my annual plans for stonk market, fuck orange and fuck other boomer retard

>>19350161
Lesbian hentai is the best hentai

>>19350127
So like all energy stocks then?

>>19350151
>wealth inequality is bad
more wealth inequality means more resources in the hands of competent chad bulls and less money in the hands lardbrain virgin bears
very good for the market

only incels believe in debt cycles

>>19350151
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>19350161
Source, anon?

>>19350209
The sky is blue

>>just buy airlines and rental car companies, we hit the bottom already
>several latin american airlines file for chapter 11 over the weekend
>Hertz filed for chapter 11 a few days ago
Next you'll say your specific airline stock is resilient and has everything priced in.

>>19350197
Im just trying to avoid giving out bad advice. Its a definite buy, im green as fuck today, but it could drop back down some. Why buy in at 8.40 when you could buy in at 8.30 or better?

TINA and inflation. Literally unstoppable. All part of JPOW's master plan.
Retail Zoomers and Millennials literally BTFO Boomvestors holy shit

>>19350151
>Muh great depression
The diffrence is that today FED can print as much money as it wants and there wont be any inflation.
Retards abroad will buy as many dollars as they can

>>19350253
>believing travelshills

>>19350253
you have to go back

>MSFT continues to dump.
I hate my life. Such a useless company.

MOTHERFUCKING NIO RALLYING TODAY. LETS GOOOOOOO.

CANT BAN THE CHINA MANNNNN!!!

>>19350260
>>19350286
THESE

>>19350253
thats why I only held Lufthansa, you need airline that will be supported by govt no matter what. Who has this role in USA?

>>19350253
they'll be fine bro

>>19350287
>implying I did
I'm just letting anons know that it's not too late to exit their retarded airline positions. No one is really flying for at least a year.

>>19350293
Zoom out retard. They're already back to ath. Why would you buy that shit if you're worried about short term gain. Go the fuck back

>REFR

>>19350174
Fuck I was 3 days of the record date to get divvies. I was wondering why everyone got theres ;_;

>>19350151
>The stock market is currently overvalued according to the Buffet Indicator
>Q3 and Q4 earnings will drop due to decreased purchasing due to coronavirus
>US debt going up due to fed pumping and having difficulty paying it off due to drop in GDP because of the virus
>Unemployment rate skyrocketing - similar to what was caused by the great depression
>Both the long and short term debt cycles are due to end
>Wealth inequality reaching a high similar to that of around the great depression (see pic)
Go look at DMT. Do a little research anon.

>>19350320
You can buy Boeing for govt backed protection, but their CEO came out a few days ago and said major airline bankruptcies in the US are possible through the year.

>>19350322
Aal is going bankrupt almost guaranteed. Best airline is not even there

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/26/coronavirus-european-commission-to-unveil-new-stimulus-that-could-boost-markets.html

hahaha, it will never stop - pump it up boys.

holy shit thank you again to whoever mentioned party city

>>19350374
yeah, Boeing and Ford are based on same ideas, too bad I hate Boeing as a company and want to have no affiliation with it.

>>19350233
Money in the hands of lower class people is good for business because they are primary consumers who buy product and move the economy instead of being frugal investors and profiteers.

Taking money away from them decreases movement in the economy, lowers the quality of community funded activities, charity, and other organizations that solve problems nobody else will.

How much have you donated to charity last year? That is not a sound investment to you, but we all profit from others donating to various organizations.

Kek, U.S opening back up biggly, air travel and oil picking up, nothing to do now but wait and let the epic gains come my way. I've got time; I'm not 40 yet.. still 3 years to go..

>>19350370
>DMT
It will work until it doesn't. Like most things.

I have AAL at an average price of 15.70 per share. Should I cut my losses here on this pump or do you think if I wait for a while they could creep back up and I can dump it without taking a loss?

>>19350320
Agreed. I have Air Canada as I'm Canadian - No matter how bad things get, countries will hold onto an airline

>he bought

have we reached the ceiling for;
CVE
MRO
OXY

>>19350400
I just don't think Boeing has bottomed out yet. If American Airlines and United Airlines file for default before EOY, it will hurt. I also don't like their management anyway so I'm steering clear until then.

Gold futures 1708. Might aswell throw my cash in nasdaq.

>>19350293
Be patient. Also why didn't you buy back in March?

Omg yes please LUV break this range

>>19350396
that thing is MOONING

tfw bought RTX @ $53

>>19350255
Because trying to time the market is a losing strategy. Buy at a good price and sell at a good price, and in-between you may hold and collect dividends. You don't need to make the maximum possible profit, you just need to further increase the gap between your gains and losses.

Nobody ever went broke turning a profit and hindsight is 20/20. Don't predict the market, don't time the market. Just make sound non-emotional decisions.

>>19350444
MRO - look at the 6 month chart. Off hand I'd say not.

>>19350475
lol what the fuck

>>19350370
Where was Buffetts indicator when it came time to save him from losing a fucking megafortune?

>>19350459
>I just don't think Boeing has bottomed out yet.
Company without flagship in times of economy and fleet cuts, ofc it hasnt bottom in terms of biz yet. HOWEVER that ofc doesnt mean it bottomed in terms of govt gibs so the future of BA chart is mystery to me

>>19350415
>It will work until it doesn't.
Until when? Three centuries of QE won't change anything.

>>19350427
>>19350461
>he bought useless rocks

>>19350407
>what is stimulus check
jay will 10 trillion dollar platinum coins off trump and trump will feed the niggers
the niggers will spend it into bull hands
all according to plan

Just bought 6 MSFT and 18 more DAL.

>>19350463
Because i was a dumb bear in March, held puts too long, and now holding calls too long. Im late to everything.

>ALB moon mission
i hope you accumulated ALB when it was under $60 anons

>>19350377
Its mooning like fuck today. Whats a good exit point?

Who here on the Party city rocket? We're going to the moon!

>>19350532
imagine betting against the (((US economy)))

So surprised to see all this GREEN!!!!!!!!!
The United States of America is the GREATEST PLACE on EARTH!

>>19350151
The Jews will try ever kabbalistic ritual they can muster before allowing the economy to crash.

>>19350286
The real blackpill is that they will print as much as possible, and we won't even have inflation due to the demand. That means meager asset value growth with shrinking Q2/Q3 demand across most services, and we might not even have a vaccine in 2021 so we'll need to do this all over again.

How many people will be unemployed by then? Are they going to go permanently NEET? What does that look like for govt policy and how will it impact demand?

It's so bizarre how many people think this is over.

>>19350549
there was some large downward pressure that just disappeared so we should resume moving up again now

>>19349617
what do you guys think about my shopping list?

AMD
Coloplast
First Sensor
Delivery Hero
JD.com

>>19350506
Private phone calls. You really have no idea how this world operates, do you?
The world is a network of information, and the quality of your judgment is capped by the quality of your information.

What does that tell you about people who seem to know the future or know things that others couldn't have ever possible predicted? Either they have a magical crystal ball, or they had access to privileged information. This skill is called deduction and it may one day endanger your life for practicing it.

>>19350461
Meh. I got another 100 to go before I start taking losses. Even then, price will go back up as all the money printed gains velocity from consumer spending.

PRTY - be careful, the big rug pull could happen anytime...

>>19350557
Im short US economy but long US govt

>>19350521
I made a ton of money trading gold stocks, they outperformed everything for a while.

>>19350593
asks are still retreating up

>>19350596
Let me know when you get bullish so I can get out

>imagine not being green right now

Thanks for buying my 750 RTX at 65.10. Averaged in at 56, collected a fat divvy, and made out. Good trade.

>won't have more cash to invest with until tomorrow
>this hurts. I want more CUK

>>19350616
bullish on what? Im bullish on multiple things any time

KRATON PREFORMANCE POLYMERS

KRA

>>19350572
>Are they going to go permanently NEET?
Hell yeah, im going to get enough money to retire for life by December

>>19349806
We reached 290.90 some minutes ago, where's your fried dick? Are you going back on your promise?

>>19350633
HOW EMBARASSING I MISSPELLED PERFORMANCE AAAAAA

>>19350632
I just want to fade whatever you are doing

>>19350336
>>19350336
>>19350336
>>19350336

>5 year chart

>>19350396
A fucking party supplies store. Of all things.

We are reaching levels of Clown World that shouldnt even be possible.

>>19350587
Amd is good

>>19350666
To be fair, all retail brands are somewhat up by a significant amount today.

All this was was a chance to get good deals on stocks. Everyone was scared having to buy stocks as the indices hit ATH after ATH for weeks and months at a time. We wanted this, and we got it. US Gov't bridge loan will have been proven to work, Peter Schiff will go back to being wrong for 10 years, and all will be well in the world.

>>19349617
This is it boys. The stock market has totally decoupled from the economy. Dow 50k EOY. Buy buy buy!

>>19350151

all priced in

PRICED IN
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>>19350624
I also just sold all my RTX. Made a fat chunk of change, will be buying back in when it tanks at the end of the week

>>19350666
I thought party city was fucked because of the helium crisis?

>>19350161
artist?

Next thing you know Amazon will buy them cause they'd be threatened by PRTY's increased marketcap.. (what? It ain't no stranger than some of the other rumors)

PRTY asks are continuing to retreat
should be good up to about .85
there was some psycho driving the price down who's at it again with 48k shares but that seems to come and disappear without getting filled

>>19350694

>all priced in

Only the bad news are priced in.

>>19350549
Ave true to Caesar.

>>19350400
>>19350400
How come Ford stocks are so cheap anyway?

>>19350657
cool, in that case here's my markets view as of now (most of this aligns with my trade and long only accs):
MA + V long & BTFD
Healthcare long (global)
EU banks long
US treasuries long
Gold long
Post services long
Walmart long
Amazon hold
US oil long (soon & till 20Q4)
EU oil long
Exchanges & trading platforms long
EUR, GBP short USD long CHF hold

>>19350572
Most of those unemployed are 12 an hour service workers. Retaurant, retail....all garbage jobs. They want to be unemployed because of them big paychecks. No incentive to be employed if they can find a similar job when unemployment runs out.

>>19350689
Never have seen a more cringe cope. Getting sell vibes from this.

Im up money but im a total retard this is a weird feel

SPY 305 on open tomorrow check em

help me out. I want to start throwing my hat into option trading penny stocks, and am just going to start with a few bucks. I read a post before how calling an option on a particular stock with 15 dollars could have made you 96k, and although thats probably a one in a million I don't think it would hurt to try since I have nothing else going for me anyways.

I have no clue how to actually start option trading though. What platform allows you to start without having to apply for it? I know fidelity for example has requirements in the capital of your account and other brokers do this as well, and there are applications you need to fill out. What do you guys use? Robinhood?

>the only thing that was green for me today was Wells Fargo and Delta
>travel is still effectively dead
>Wells Fargo
Fuck this nonsense.

>>19350151
A lot of hedge funds are watching long term inflation indicators. As soon as enough of those are positive they will go all in on assets

>>19350747
>supa loss
>cuts divvy
>yuge inventories (up bigly every year)
>which implies no growth and declining sales
>enormous debt, now partially junk quality
It's in so much shit that next Q tesla will be most profitable US car manufacturer bcs despite making no profits ever Ford will have much bigger loss in Q2 which makes Elon the smallest loser in the region. Think about that

shoe-shine boys means bullish in clown market

>>19350773
>option
>penny stock
You don't put those 2 together.

Does anyone have any thoughts on LADR?

They have a huge dividend yield and their stock price is still really low compared to their average

>>19350151
it's not printing you fucking retards. stop believing the printing memes.

>>19350758
Right, but this means less productivity and less people willing to work "critical" jobs that pay like shit and leave you at risk for exposure. Not only is there less demand for these services, but companies will have a difficult time meeting the demand that does remain with employees taking longer, harder shifts in the midst of the pandemic.

And will the unemployment run out? I don't think either political party is going to risk not extending these gibs for the foreseeable future.

>>19350795
>long term inflation indicators
messy signals right now, i think. odds are they'll be in cash and bonds till mid 2021

>>19350793
Dunno if any US banks have posted earnings, but Canadian banks are posting this week and just posted some "not as bad as expected" numbers, so all Canadian banks have jumped 3-6%.

Maybe US banks getting the same touch?

PRTY path to .85 just totally cleared
next resistance is .8637

My tech stonks are hemorrhaging me money out the ass.

Tell me what to buy? Is green summer over?

>>19350808
>commercial real estate

Not in this market, thanks.

PRTY resistance just retreated to .8722

>>19350747
Well the fact they took a decent selling truck and totally fucked the design up when they re-released it should be a big clue.. I mean it wasn't like they didn't have a king cab version of it already (global version) before they fucked it over. Yeah...

>>19350773
>wants to hold long calls on penny stocks
>hasn't ever used a broker
Nigga if you don't have the capital to buy anything else other than lotto tickets you shouldn't be buying lotto tickets.

we will literally lose all gains before this day is over

Judging by the resistance and support levels, we'll see a drop back to 298 or so which will last for about 1 or 2 days then another repeat of shooting up after the weekend.. UNLESS something drastic happens like multiple states having breakouts of new waves (COVID-19) which I highly doubt will happen.

People are restless and they want to get out. And most will realize it's not going to affect in adversely.

So yeah, the market's still going to be insanely bullish OVER TIME (especially with all the new investors).. just remember to keep buying in while DCAing. Don't forget to take your realized gains every few weekends though so you can buy back in before +3% openings on Mondays.

Feels good being in the green. I think the bears are right to be skeptical about this market but it's obvious they are propping this shit up. Despite this, I think we will continue going up for a while. I will not be surprised if the market corrects eventually though.

LOL

Mwahahahahahahaha

NEXT HIGH RESISTANCE FOR PRTY IS AT .8995 AND RISING FAST

.9102 before i could post

>>19350864
Gains? Where?

>>19350820

AAAAAAAHH WHERE DID MY HTZ HOLDINGS GO IT WAS HALF MY PORTFOLIO

>>19350396
You're welcome. I went all in.

>>19350883
theres a general for this type of stock and you're not in it

Be afraid

PRTY resistance raised to .9129

tons of upward pressure

Someone left the VIX machine running, can we turn that off please

>>19350884
how dumb do you have to be to not make gains in this kind of market lmao

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>>19350820
Buying up junk debt, especially of corporations and municipalities, is money printing with a few steps in between and the Fed knows it

>>19350808
If you want some nice monthly payers, check out the e-Tracs that survived the dip. SMHB, HDLB, LMLB, and SDYL are already up massively for me and they have a lot more room to run. They pay monster dividends too.

>>19350868
I've been saying exactly this for the past 3 threads lmao

>>19350647
FAKE NEWS
the bulls charge on
>>19350868
spy closing 310 TODAY

fuck bobo
Fuck bobo
Fuck Bobo!
Fuck BoBo!
FUCK BOBO!
FUCK!
BOBO!

>>19350886
the same person who made these graphs said it wasn't money printing but compared it to laundry tokens. if you're going to post graphs without context, at least learn what they actually mean?

>>19350912
Why

>>19350912
about to shoot up again
was some psycho with a quarter million shares pushing it down who just disappeared

>>19350912
Have to buy clown world supplies somewhere.

HOLY SHIT! SHC is MOONING, all of PKA is up, I knew Spining would pull it off the madman!

>>19350932
watch the 15m candle at 11:45, it dipped to 299.90.

Where LCIguy

Funny quote I heard the other day:
"If FED is going to start buying stocks, they're going to do so to reduce risk after buying junk bonds"
I loled a lil thinking about Jerome announcing stock easing this way

>>19350940

The people want to party and don’t be held back

Should I sell GE and RTX? Surely they have to drop some tomorrow?

>>19350696
Going to buy more when below 60

>>19350868
>>19350931
I was thinking that too. Bought SOXL after open today, thought about dumping it to minimize small losses, but I think this is going to continue, so I'm holding

>>19349670
people dumping their hedges for boomer stock pumps.

>>19350940
reddit pump n dump

>>19350932
Nobody here is talking bulls or bears.. I'm just saying we're continuously in an upward movement like most people expect it to be, but expect corrections along the way.

If you don't make realized gains today so you can buy the correction come a few days, so that you can make more realized gains next Monday then.. well..

>>19350832
which ones?

>>19350657
oh! almost forgot, as I said before I'm gonna be completely fine going long SP500 when we reach previous top and ride this nonsense for few hundreds
good luck with your inverse trades :)

>>19350858
ive made profit on penny stocks with a broker but I want to make big money on options now.

I feel kinda dirty.. Here I am just sitting on my ass with nice empty green baggies ready to be filled and I don't gotta do nothing but wait... Is this kinda what a rich fuck feels like? kek.

AAL dipping. 11 limit. Will I get filled anons? Pause.

Chase no bitch. Keep ya pimp hand strong. You fucking right i'll get filled. Cuz she a stinkin ass bitchin who gotta get on a pimp team.

>>19350773
You don't trade options on penny stocks.
I doubt you should even do options until you study up and ask any outstanding questions you have.

What are the advantages of listing your company on the stock market?

>>19350842
RTX, VSTO, OLN, HAL, OXY

>>19351019
>Going long when we hit ATH
What does he mean by that.

Keep buying, stay long while we exit, good goyim

>>19351011
All of tech is down, retard. I think the bubble is nearly about to burst.

>>19350151
in no particular order
>artificial recession
>kabbala magic pushing it up
>priced in
>brrrrrrrr
>trump's whip
all in all we will probably range until things look good to buy, and price is not one of those factors. good bye bobo

>>19351037
get back to work CARES child.

Why the fuck won't amazon move? I have a fucking put sell that is bleeding money because Amazon dipped and won't go back up. Fucking kill me. 1500 down the train

>>19351045
Instead of worrying about reinvesting in your company to try to make more money you can just buy back your own stocks instead

>>19351054
>i missed the dip

>>19350773
Nigga, buy 100 shares of F or GE and start doing the Wheel.

Trifling broke ass.

set a limit order instead of a stop order
it sold immediately
fuck me

>>19351067
Are you even following the news?

>>19351037
Some people even get paid by others to watch their money go up.

>analyst literally named "Susan" declares that CROX is "fairly valued" at COVID-dip price and sets target of $23
>price shoots to $29 as soon as the market opens

Boy am I glad I moved my life's savings into goofy foam clogs at $9 a share.

Ummm bros.... I bought ACB shares at $6 cause I knew weed sales would explode during pandemic as nobody has anything else to do. Currently doubled my money. Trading is a fucking joke. How do people manage to lose money at this. Did I get lucky or is it really this easy? To be fair I am very intelligent and graduated near the top of my class in high school and college. However, I have only a CS degree an no finance background. Did not expect to win this easily. Anyone else find trading really easy?

>>19351063
kek, I am at work. I'm getting paid to work from home watching training videos. Said video is playing right now (w/volume turned down)

>>19350912
Is Micheal Burry flexing on midwits who thought they’d get rich shorting shit stocks again? Fucking GameStop

>>19351114
>1 trade
>Did I get lucky or is it really this easy?
Keep going all in until you're left holding a bag

>>19350937
I can't help you if you can't read. The Fed buying junk is supposed to inflate asset prices and if you can't tell by the graph that we had already printed more than we ever have back in April. The post you replied to didn't even mention printing, it said the fed was pumping.

what does /smg/ recommend for a hangover?

>>19351114
Think of all of the people who had anything before the crash. It's easy to make money when you buy things after they crash. Once we've fully recovered, let us know how well you're able to continue to grow your money.

>>19349617
Rate my lunch money

Party is still going up, I'm about to COOOOM

>>19351124
damn. I'm working slow. this corona shit is going to fuck my team. the rest are blasting away full throttle, but it'll push us closer to the chopping block.

>>19349653
Buy the shovel manufacturer. All in airbus

NEW
>>19351165
>>19351165
>>19351165
>>19351165

>>19351114
You got lucky, don't let it go to your head or you'll lose it all.

Everyone else here was buying ACB at like $85 a share a year ago saying weed would be the next big thing. Anyone who stayed in since then got completely wiped out. I hope things keep going good for you.

>>19351052
it's super simple. There's no underlying real value for us to be where we at even now. If we go higher theres even bigger disconnect between reality and price. Once we reach previous high (IF we reach it) there's no resistance because there's no underlying value that got us there and since we mooned through everything on nothing probability of us going a bit higher is extremely high... People who bought in Feb and beginnig of March are currently down. after ATH there is nobody below break even and if short sellers still exist they have to cover. I did similar thing beginning of the year cruising with dumb bulls and SP over 3000, I didnt get out at exact top, I could made double my money but the risk reward on such play is just great. FED will give me trigger to get out in time again I hope

>>19351154
Then just buy things after a crash when valuations are low? I am not really seeing your point here. I may just stop interviewing for CS jobs and just trade full time.

>>19350912
Trail stops in place lads. No fucking way this is sustainable.

>>19351156
Pretty nice, now sell everything and wait for another dip to buy
Rinse and repeat

>>19349768
Based anon

>>19351153
Monster rehab and Naproxin.

>>19351190

So you're planning to stop trading for a decade?

Sell at open

Buy at close

Curb stomp a tranny

>>19351089
It's okay anon, at least you didn't buy instead of selling.

>>19351114
You are in what we call the investors high. Feel unstoppable, top of the world. "I'll hodl forever and make a million dollars." Eventually the music stops and that crash is a mutha. Stop losses in place. dudeweedlmao is an overregulated shitshow and it will burn you.

>>19351090
Yes. What fucking news is going on? Why would Amazon move down from the economy reopening? Motley Fool just listed it as the coke of stocks!

>>19350959
He's busy making it.

>>19351286
It's because it's overbought, partially in reaction to the lockdown itself. Lockdown being lifted is actually bullish in this case.

>>19351286
>>19351067
Amazon is inverse of retail market. When retail markets open, normies will go back to buying shit through retail for a 20% premium compared to buying goods online.
There isn't even a point in going outside. Work remote, buy what you need off amazon, occasionally go to the gym and grocery store, then neet some more.

>>19351388
Bearish, i mean. But yeah, tech is the safe haven, now that cash rotates into more speculative sectors.

>>19351246
TRIIIIIING

>>19351433
I think a lot of Tech is beyond over-valued at this point. Tesla is just where the west coast Fed dumps money, I think.

>>19350015
hangover is minimal today, sunday was a binge drinking day and saturday just had a few beers with dinner, grilled a rack of lamb

>>19351467
I agree, people don't realize how easy it is to disrupt tech and how quickly a giant can become irrelevant.

>>19351087
it's a double dip no stress.

>>19351568
Beyond-meat, cannabis companies, Tesla, etc.
I think they are really really cool companies, but man their stocks do not reflect anything close to what they are fucking worth lmao.
That being said, fuck yes I want to be a software developer in a tesla, smoking some medical and getting an impossible burger from online pickup. Then checking up on my portfolio on Robin Hood.

I've held TVIX since $320, eating it today and going long with BA. Probably the top because I suck at trading.

>>19351701
I actually almost threw up because of the sõy gyno dripping from this post.

>>19349617
High energy anons, lets pump this market.

>>19351772
Nah, you want one. Don't lie. Robin Hood literally killed commissions to, so you don't have any right to complain, boomer.

Nice day so far. My future is secure. The sun's out and its mighty nice outside. Thank I'll go out on the rear deck this afternoon with a cold drink and just chill. Still got 10,000 in the bank to deal with "Mr Murphy" should he show his ass.

did anyone else's life actually improve since COVID

Is that it... is that all you bulls can do?

>>19351825
No I only drive cars not tampons thanks. I also don't imbibe in the marijewana or eat fake meat.
I'll take my A-5 and my cigar though.

>>19351916
It's identical except the gym is closed.
>shitpost/watch ticker until market closes
>exercise
>play vidya

>>19351916
Yes, I cheated on my University exams. Brought my calc class from a low B to a 95% lmao. Also my job is actually paying more from covid (uber) and the extra 1,200 helped out my portfolio nicely. So I went from having no money to having over 5,000 saved in one semester. Feels good.
>>19351983
>A5
>Not getting the A6 with v6 turbo-charged one model up
>calls me a hairdresser
Anon, I...

>>19350029
bullish

>>19352045
A-5 is beef dumb faggot. Not that you would know since you're probably vitamin deficient.

>>19351916
Yeah. Still got my job so that Govt money went into the bank/stocks. Then the epic stock dump will mean I'll hit my goal of having a whole years salary stuffed in the bank by age 40. Also bought more of my long term holdings on the dip. I work from home so yeah.. I'm enjoying this very much.

>>19351825
I’ll buy an electric car when Honda or Toyota make a 2 seater EV sports coupe. Tesla build quality is FCA tier.

>>19352045
also supercars don't really have trim levels you absolute cuck. That's a fucking lexus LFA and only 500 were ever made.
>tesla fanboys no absolutely nothing about cars
Wow that's very surprising.
>>19352357
This guy gets it. Enjoy your leaking doors toy Tesla cunt. I'd rather own a fucking volt or a leaf ffs.