/biz/ - Business & Finance

having an uncut dick at the club must SUCK

imagine dancing, heart rate pumping, some hot bitch is vibing on you, you go to the bathroom together, flop your dick out then BAM, the entire thing is SEEPING dick cheese/sweat because of glands and smells like BO on steroids

she gags and runs away.

absolutely disgusting

>>19340434
Please cut off my arms so I can wash my pits easier. Hygiene is hard.

>>19340434
>what is basic personal hygiene
In white countries we have this thing called a shower.

>>19340495
>>19340523
>clubs have showers
hahahaha dumbass dog dicks

>>19340434
You win the Cope of the Day award.
ps. Circumsized penises lose on average 8mm or 1/3 inch in length.

>>19340400
>Is it legal to stop large gatherings to prevent a second wave that will tank the economy further?
Legal? depends on country but yes for the most part.
Is it fair/just? On a deeper level no, people should be warned but not outright prohibited form doing such things that may harm them, problems comes that a sick person can get others sick. So you can see it as second hand smoke of sorts.
But by living with a government we all agreed, be it by action or inaction, to give some of our freedoms for the wellbeing of the society.

>>19340434
>What is soap

I wish I didnt get the jew cut as a kid. Circumcission is bad, its meant for life in ancient times at the dessert not for modern day.

>>19340720
1/3rd an inch of literal loose skin that looks like an oversized wrinkled flesh jacket *barf*

being uncut is like being a former fatass who lost 100lbs. all that extra skin is GROSS

>>19340738
>>19340812
The purpose of circumcision is to discourage masturbation. Utterly cucked.

>>19340400
HONK HONK

>>19340434
Lmao what kind of kikeposting is this
>women only want men with their cocks chopped up
Is this why you must subvert? Is it because of the penis cutting? Is it jealousy of the gentile with their whole penis, which your god has denied you?
My God gives men strong cocks, and women large tits. Not big noses and cut dicks.

>>19340434
Lmfao

>>19340434
kys kike

>>19340434
Holy shit third worlders absolutely BTFO and SEETHING

>>19340434
>flop your dick out then BAM, the entire thing is SEEPING dick cheese/sweat because of glands and smells like BO on steroids

i know this is bait but thats actually funny

I guess you could say if an american has an uncut dick he's a proprietor of...american cheese

>SECOND WAVE!!

People with chopped dicks believe that cleaning the foreskin takes forever or has to be done every hour. Lol. Takes literally 10 seconds and only has to be done once a day, while showering.

>>19340434
you doing all right rabbi?

>>19340738
>people should be warned but not outright prohibited form doing such things that may harm them, problems comes that a sick person can get others sick.

If they spread the virus to someone in my family and they die, can I sue them? If not, it seems like preventative action should be mandated.

The first amendment is freedom of assembly.

Good luck losing against that in court.

>>19341529
lol they would just make it so there's no reason to go out
>businesses must remain closed
>you must social distance

so then if you're walking on the street the police can just claim you were getting to close to others and arrest you. shit like that can happen

they can take our rights away anytime, any place, for any reason and you're ignorant if you think they won't ever try to

>>19340434
Even if this is a troll I hope you die an excruciatingly painful death

>>19340400
Yes
Is it possible?
No.

>>19340434
Thanks Mohammed I'll remember it when I'm at the club

>>19340434
You haven't felt true bliss until you've had a girl tongue your foreskin

>>19341705
why not possible?

>>19340662
How this even a meme?
Lacking pleasure nerves is good now?

>>19340434
That's really not how it works Moishe

>>19340434
based bait

>>19340434
I feel like some people legit don't understand that most of uncut dicks don't have the hood.

My dick rarely has the hood on. As soon as there's some blood flow the skin retracts and it looks exactly like an uncut dick. The only difference is that it looks healthy, clean and unmutilated.

>>19340400
>returning to productive work and producing economical output will tank the economy
>not the fact that you just got BRRRRRRRD into absolute poverty

>>19342816
That extra (normal) skin creates a natural gliding motion and massages the inside of the vagina during sex, making it easier for a woman to cum, you also don’t need lube.

>>19340400
wtf these women cant even dance, i never noticed i real life

>>19342846
and people wonder why "vaginal dryness" (the ED of women) is a thing these days

>>19342916
Whites can’t dance

>>19342916
>>19342999
It doesn't matter, they got fat asses pawggers

>>19340434
based. uncut dicks are for chinks and pajeets. literally every one of your butt-devastated replies is some kind of pajeet creatura

thats a man

>>19342999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiOazijZVQ
I dare you to say that again, bitch.

>>19340434
noones fucked in a club bathroom since 'nam

>>19340720
I'm 8 inches and circumcised at birth. I was never discouraged from masturbating. I have had an active sex life since I turned 18. Girls i've been with tell me that uncut dicks weird them out. I don't have trouble cuming and it feels amazing. Keep fudding the Jews though.

>>19340400
thats a man

Inb4 the american academy of Jews.

>>19340720
>ps. Circumsized penises lose on average 8mm or 1/3 inch in length.
incorrect i actually gained length due to phymosis not letting my dick grow to full size so i had to get circumsized

>>19340400
>It's the virus that's tanking the economy!!!

>>19343705
Congrats you were born with shit genes and with a dick mutation so you had to be mutilated

>>19343596
rabbi please

uncut dicks just look so much less aesthetic
and thats all that really matters in this world

>>19343735
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GET A SAFE MEDICAL PROCEDURE TO TREAT A REAL DEVELOPMENTAL PROBLEM SO YOU CAN LEAD A NORMAL LIFE because It's MmUTILATIONnnn

>>19343782
That dick is CUT, look at the abs on that dick, Aesthetic AF

unless its for medical reasons anything said in favor of circumcision is massive cope and/or seethe

>>19340400
I like it when they move their asses like that instead of that twerking shit

>>19343782
>uncut dicks just look so much less aesthetic
absolute cope

>>19343806
>safe

>>19340434
Lmao dickcheese factories seething itt

>>19340400
Just fire a handgun nearby everyone will scatter

>open thread
>while watching contagion

Absolutely based

>>19342816
>As soon as there's some blood flow the skin retracts and it looks exactly like an uncut dick
what

>>19340434
A (you) for (((you)))

>>19340400
>tank the economy to prevent a second wave that will tank the economy

>>19340400
>prevent a second wave that will tank the economy further?
Everyone is broke and indebted up to their eyes. Its over.

>>19340434
Imagine have a mutilated dick because of some jewish ritual where a grown man sucks your baby dick.

>>19343862
That's not proof of anything without a double blind peer reviewed study. I have no mental issues. I majored in math with virtually all straight As and I'm married. Are you suggesting that Jews all voluntarily knowingly give each other brain damage and they still have higher than average IQs. Fucking wild man.

>>19343965
Save people which potentially tanks the economy so you can prevent a second wave which will kill people and tank the economy.

>>19344033
>bunch of old farts dying will tank the economy
Whoop de doo

>>19343645
News just in from The Daily Wire, removal of the liver prevents liver inflammation and is an effective countermeasure against fatty liver.

>>19344273
That's WebMD. Inb4 JewMD

>>19340523
White countries?
I thought they were a fairy tale, a myth my uncle spoke to me about at bed time.
What are these? Where are they?
What are they called?

>>19340434
This level of COPE.

>>19340812
Women prefer circumcised dicks.
Circumcision enables the body to be more resilient against STDs.
BUT
Most importantly circumcision provides dietary fibre for Jewish Rabbi's.

> is it legal to just ignore your freedom of speech and assembly

Well no OP, it isn't

But lots of illegal infringements on your rights have been accepted by the public at large over the last century, so it might as well be.

>>19340434
fpbp

>>19344473
Imagine actually mutilating yourself so you can impress some dumb roastie whore.

>>19340400
Friendly reminder that the covid did not tank the economy, the governments did.

>>19340400

TOO OLD

>>19340434
>flop your dick out then BAM, the entire thing is SEEPING dick cheese/sweat because of glands and smells like BO on steroids

Have you heard of showering, you dumb fuck?

"Girl night"

>>19342816
But my dick doesn't do that, it keeps it's hood on all the time like a gangsta g unless it gets pulled back by me or a bitch.
>>19343920
idk either

>>19340400
>flexing in the club
>Jose cuervo gold
Kek

>>19340434
AHHAHAHA Fuckin american copefags getting mutilated by the jew in their innocent helpless state. I can't imagine living with that, it would be like getting raped in the ass but worse.
COPE.

>>19343815
less is more
brown animals are too subhuman to know that

>>19340434
based

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>>19345432
SEEEEEEETHE

its so obvious that dog dicks are ashamed,/ embarrassed of their disgusting dog dick. look at all the (you)s from dog dicks SEETHING hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>19342846
pftthahahahahaha COPE

Sometimes clear slime comes out of my dick before I put it in the girl. She sings you’re dripping you’re soaking wet.

>>19340434
Imagine having your foreskin sold online for 400 bucks.

>>19340434
Wtf mate, my uncut dick is so much more capable of pleasure, it‘s honestly a pretty based feeling to know my orgasms are like 50% harder than yours. Also the skin on the top of a cut dick thickens substantially bc it has no protection anymore and rubs against your boxershorts while you walk, making it additionally more numb. Seethe more dicklet

>>19340434
Kek

>>19340720
Who wants their dick to have a turtle neck?

business and finance

>And then I told them "ps. Circumsized penises lose on average 8mm or 1/3 inch in length."

>>19346413
How come you never see normal uncut people shitting up completely unrelated threads about how uncut is better? The reason is we don't have to explain ourselves such a blatantly obvious thing. Imagine having to justify not mutilating our body. If you'd see someone do that to any other body part you'd consider it mental illness.

>>19347752
no it’s because no one brags about having a disgusting anteater penis, it’s like bragging about being ugly

>>19347783
yup

>>19340400
Causality reversal. Stopping large gathering is necessary in order to cover up the 2020 financial crisis.

>>19347783
1. That's not true.

2. I guess you'd do pic related if it was considered aesthetic, just to please some roasties you utter beta male. Imagine being so submissive to women as a nation that you collectively mutilate your sons.

>>19348326
if roasties thought elongating your dick via golden rings I'd absolutely 100% do it and you're an actual IRL faggot/incel if you wouldn't and I can debate this with certainty. try me

>>19340434
this actually happened to me

>>19344810
Kek so many mutilated fags seething. Go be a good goy and mark yourself as a part of the tribe m. You Americans are so cucked you willingly support your masters blindly.

>>19348351
I meant elongating your neck but funny you jumped to elongating dicks in a heartbeat. I really feel sorry for you, must suck to live with a tiny mutilated penis, knowing that even if you make it you'd never be able to know the euphoria of satisfying a woman in bed.

>>19340400
Is this autism?

>>19340434
Kek I'm just commenting because of all the other replies you got plus it was funny too haha

>>19348619
I'm not the one unironically experiencing negative emotions from a blatant troll post about dog dicks. you've already lost
1) because you fell for the bait
2) you are actually upset right now
3) you continue fuel these posts by making me LOL with your seethe

>>19340495
cheese dick confirmed

>>19346413
why would I SEEEEEEETHE

I still have my penor in tact :^)

>>19340434
Do Americans really

>>19348710
intact is one word

>>19340434

>>19341072
they're jealous of our godly clean penises

>>19340434
good goy :)

Why do you faggots focus on dicks so much?

>>19340434
Damn dude, you caught a fuckton of fish with this post

>>19348678
>loses argument
>haha I was only trolling

Btw yeah I will always feel angry about circumcision and any retard advocating it.

>>19348785
>>19348828
8 posts by >>19340434

25+ replies by seething dog dicks

idk, maybe you should ask your dick cheese buddies why they're so thin skinned?

>>19348948
lmao this

>>19348900
>"heh, this was a debate all along"

No but seriously, is it legal to stop large gatherings to prevent a second wave that will tank the economy further?

>>19343806
This thread is fucking perfect

>>19349076
No but they'll do it anyway

>>19344810
My jew parents did it when I was a baby and I don't remember it and I do thank them for having it done. Shalom.

>>19348984
I never heard a mutt have a single coherent argument for cutting so it's ok buddy, I'm not surprised you're not even trying anymore.

>I never heard a mutt have a single coherent argument for cutting so it's ok buddy, I'm not surprised you're not even trying anymore.

>fag OP searches for an excuse to post female thots
>one schizo derails it with a precise circumcision sperg out
>117 replies later

>>19344823
BRRRRRRR

>>19346413
>literal Stockholm syndrome after some old man chewed the top of your cock off

>>19340434
This guy is tramautized and has been shitposting 24/7, see here:
>>19338722

if my dick was cut I would be fucked in the head too desu

>>19350235
yes, it is the cut guy who is traumatized

pftthahahahahaha

>>19350620
>spends money on VPN to cope with being a cutcel

>>19342432
Humans are social animals. There's no way to keep them 6 feet apart forever.

>>19350951
I've been keeping more than 6 feet apart for decades.

>>19340434
>>19346413
Hello my american friend. I am afraid that the mutilation of your dick at such an early age made irreversible damage to your brain and scarred you for life with mental retardation and psychopathic traits. Also your fluoride water, GMO foods filled to the brim with antibiotics and fucked up hormones may contribute to the way your dick smells.

The salty Eurofags can whine as much as they want, but I have spoken to multiple women who, when talking about men, have said "he's uncut though" and made a disgusted face. On one tinder date I was talking to the girl about sex, and she asked me if I'm circumcised and I said "of course", and she said "good, uncut dicks are gross". We had sex later that night, probably wouldn't have if I hadn't had by penis beautified. Circumcision is like a haircut for your dick; it makes it look better, without it it will look like shit and it will be a lot harder for you to get laid. Cope more.

>>19342846
I also don't need lube, because I have sex with girls who are wet because of my handsome penis.

Seriously though why do cut people need to make uncut people feel bad all the time. Being uncut in Canada I had really bad self esteem issues growing up because of pieces of shit like you guys.. Hope you're happy and made yourselves feel better.

>>19348733
this lmao. Uncut drill dicks SEETHING

>>19342832
>large gatherings are the backbones of economies
lmao the absolute state of postmodern america

>>19352344
Seriously cucked...
I just want to move to a country that actually makes things...

>>19340400
Yes coffee is great

>>19352444
coffe good

>>19352197
kek

bump :^)

>>19352197
Are faggots in Canada just whipping their dicks out during every conversation?

>>19340434
The cope of cut cucks is never ending.

>>19340400
Watched this while pooping.

this thread got derailed immediately
but yeah its legal because they think we're stupid for gathering.
what they don't know is we're just voting for herd immunity. let the disease weed out the weak

>>19353722
I think they know we don't give a fuck if they live or die.

>>19351763
So you'd literally mutilate yourself to please some whore so vapid she'd leave you if you didn't. You utter cuck. Literally no woman cares about that outside of US. I'd rather have one uncut sex than a 100 with a cut dick.

>>19354176
but you wont have sex though, because women are grossed out by your ugly penis

>>19340434
Now THIS is based.

>>19354200
Considering noone is (((circumcisied))) here I guess noone has sex and we're slowly dying out. Thanks for the heads up.

>>19351846
samefag cutcel cope

>>19348649
>Is this autism?
They have a filter on that gives them a bigger ass. Girl in the background looks weird.

>>19340400
>>19340434

hilarious how quickly this thread got derailed, but I gotta chime in and say that uncut dicks look fucking weird. Like an ant-eater or a weird looking worm or something

>>19347752
It's because contrary people are forced to share their unpopular opinions on anonymous forums exclusively.

>>19340434
having sex with drunk women in a club is rape. If she blows you doesn't matter your foreskin you should be charged with sexual assault

>>19342528
>Lacking pleasure nerves is good now?
There is NO scientific proof to this. Only annex dopes

>>19356006
Men can be drunk too. Whose at fault then?

>>19356113
Yeah but you should know better. If you cant properly ask for consent while drunk. Maybe you shouldn't be drinking in the first placeace, fucking rapey weirdo

>>19340400
Jesus fucking christ. That ass.

>>19356113
>>19356154
Women have no responsibility. They should also have no rights.

>>19340812
found the roastie
get lost roastie
this is a dudes only board

>>19350620
>cutfag makes copepost
>normal people are in genuine disbelief over someone being so deranged he defends the act of cutting off skin which serves to protect a sensitive body part
>T-They are the ones who are traumatised! I-I can feel just fine with my dick, j-just like you guys!

Everytime.

>>19340400
Women and sex don't stimulate me anymore
I feel nothing
/biz/ broke me
I can't even understand all the retarded fag brains who lust after partying, women, and sexy anymore
You're all alien to me

To answer your question anon, yes, you can and you should use force, even lethal if need be to prevent a further wave of co