/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love sushi.

First for fuck bears

>>19334523
based
also fuck autogynofags.

Imagine FUDing that the forced liquidation wasn’t the bottom.

Sorry you missed the dip, we might get a nice 3% pullback.

Only bulls make that cunny money.

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/8d/b8/8db8e0379cec4273b012d819f45a2f03.png

dumb question but if we're crabbing...that means we're going to be down this week?

bears get ready to get fucked. again

>>19334626
If we're doing another leg of the range then yes. No guarantee though. Usually when ranges become predictable is the time when they break. I think there's a good chance 3000 will be taken tomorrow.

>>19334636
Literally no one is buying after this gap up. There's no volume.

Open at 298.5, going to have a 3.75% gain for the day. So a close just under 310.

>>19334496
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2822105
>The identified average daily buy volume from retail investors (indbvol) is 42,481 shares, and the average daily sell volume from retail investors (indsvol) is 42,430 shares. Thus, we identify an average of 84,911 shares per stock-day traded by retail investors, about 6.91% of the average total shares traded each day

>>19334676
>muh volume

>when you're a writer for a financial news outlet and have to come up with the daily reason why we are up in the stock market

Oil gains

>>19334723
one word
liquidity

>>19334723
It’s machines dawg, they decided we’re up on hopes for a coronavirus vaccine.

I wonder what they would’ve said if we were down? “Fears of chinks being chinks?”

>>19334683
Jesus fucking Christ.
I KNEW I SHOULDVE BOUGHT AFTER THE BELL WHEN I POSTED THE DIX. BUT YOU FUCKS COULDNT TELL ME ANYTHING TO BUY BESIDES SPY AND RTX.

https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/4a/55/4a55f3fbacde45aa4b7bd146dcced809.png

>>19334507
Hey, that’s my image. Neat.

>>19334755
Holy fuck that ass on worstgirl goddamn...

>>19334626
crabbing doesn't require straight sideways movement

it just means enough up and down sideways motion that 99% of traders who are trying to get clever with options or other leveraged plays get bogged

>>19334763
Don’t look up more pictures of them, their faces are horrible.

I'm not putting a dime into this market until either
1) VIX below 30 for a full week
2) we re-test lows
my 401k can stay invested though lol

>futures red
>0.0001%

>>19334836
Yeah the VIX has been elevated and the VIX futures barely leave 30 for long, even with this tremendous gap up they're just barely off 30.

That is what is keeping bears alive. VIX at 30 is considered a peak VIX in basically all instances, but this is supposed to be a "low" or something.

>S&P500 futures just went from slightly red to reflecting their true gains
>almost had a heart attack thinking we just went up +1.30% in 5 seconds

Daily Reminder

>>19334865
+1% now, futures are useless.

>>19334781
Too late, they get pretty lewd. German cosplayers are a think now I guess. The Russian ones are just transparently in need of money, but that megu’s Twitter is all animal crossing screenshots.

They get fuckin lewd. Meg got a nice butt...

GODDAMN IT I NEED A COSPLAY BUTT WOMAN

Ok fine. I'll switch to HAL tomorrow. I'm in baker hughs anyway. Sides a services company may be a safer play anyhow. I just hope they hit 25 within 3 years...

>>19334723
We have a process for that.

>>19334755
based

>>19334626
rip spx

>>19334982
looks like a bottom in all indicators

>>19334755
Ah Jesus fuck that's a nice ass right there.. This ain't fair.. I uh blew a nut a while ago. goddamnit.

Should I buy tankers now that everyone capitulated and crashed the price?

>DAX red
>Small caps red
>VIX futures still only barely off 30

If the market keeps gaining, gold could be pushed down to 1680

>>19335102
>everyone capitulated
http://robintrack.net/symbol/DHT

oh no no no

HODL ON SEACATS!!!

jerome, stop da brinder and give me hamboigah

>>19334563
When will the next crash start?

>>19334626
At this point no one has any idea what's going to happen. Step up to the casino, place you bet. and pray like hell.

>>19335150
One nothingburger with a medium dip please.

Who /dude/ here

>>19334507
>cun-ny
lost

How do fractional shares even work when voting for the board of directors?

It seems like one of the memeiest decisions ever made.

> futures up 1%

>broker refused to approve me for options
just let me gamble away my assets

>>19335208
Probably some kind of certificate where the actual shareholder is RH (and they abstain).

>>19335123
>please look at my meme lines so I pretend like I’m relevant

>>19335244
umad?

I'm going to say a very important word that starts with N.

>>19335138
damn is this isn't the biggest sell signal i've ever seen... robinhood users are buying the dip hard on everything

Please god let KOS hit 1.99 so that I may escape with a small gain and roll the whole nut into cheap HAL and that within 3 years HAL hits 25 per again so that I can sell it for over 17 grand. Cause I'd really like to have a year's salary stuffed in the bank before I hit 40 years of age and this 17,000 is the final wad of money I need.

>>19335288
Sure thing mate.

*pisses on you*

>>19335138
>price spikes
>RH users buy in en masse
>price absolutely dumbs
>RH user ownership # remains the same

get dumped on, baggies

>>19335244
>Only fundamental analysis

>>19335288
>stock price memory
Ooooooofff

>>19335138

>>19335187
I'm more of a /famtbh/ man tbhfam.

Would it be smart to buy AT&T for the discounted divvies? Super cheap right now and has a 7% yield. Are any other phone companies making major plays that I should rather buy?

I was going to go all in on airlines until i saw this. No way this or other airlines will pump with over a half million retail bagholders on board.

BOX has an insanely low IV for a Corona tech company with upcoming earnings.

You don't own water.
But you could.
Depression?
You still need water. They need water. We need water.
Pick up water utilities while you're at it.
Maybe a water industrial too.
Water beats SPY.
Water beats oil.
Water will never betray you.
You're thirsting for water, aren't you?

>>19335382
>robiniggers buying AAL
so many idiots

Tvix kiddies btfo

>>19335382

>>19335375
Well your getting more than just a Telecom so the wider moat would help. Your getting both a fat divvy and a fat yield that's very healthy.

>>19335402
the female ego is very interesting. they desire to know things so as to be seen as smart by others but lack the practical desire of learning the actual facts first.

So the easiest off the cuff explanation they can find to them is good enough because it satisfies their ego first with any real reasoning being an afterthought.

>>19335382
AAL has been going down since 2018. Maybe its moon mission will be 18-20 dollars in a year if they don't go bankrupt.

>>19335421

>>19335431
>implying I'm wrong

Women really only care about being liked. They don't care as much for what. There, I just figured out women.

>>19335411
I'm going to assume this happened in San Francisco.

>>19335382
why does the amount of bagholders change anything?

if anything that gives me more confidence in it because more normies are involved

>>19335288
Why are you even bothering with stocks, fren? You seem severely autistic. If you want massive gains, go all in on tech stocks. I’m currently in $FSLY and $PD.

>>19334930
Why Hal? I tend to stay away from stocks the market values as shit.

>>19335411
fucking kek I was hoping one of them would step in it

Thoughts?

>>19335431
He's right, women crave social approval above all else.

>>19335442

Nikkei is green , 3000 tomorrow

>>19335449
kek, hey it never hurts to ask for a little help..

>>19335465

>>19335461
I like that neither Y axis starts at 0
This way it looks much more dramatic than it actually is and drama is what data is all about, isn't it?

>>19335421
>>19335402
Well there is evidence that exposing the perineum/scrotum to red light boosts test levels. Wouldn’t shock me if exposing the whole body to sunlight has health benefits.

>>19335461
I think correlation doesn’t causation, and magnitude looks like it’s confusing you. But it’s also entirely possible that the consumer confidence had bottomed now that everything is opening up.

>>19335448
because RH users always end up holding the bag... look at any stock in the top 100 the bulk of the users never get in low and sell high. It's either buying the top and bagholding or buying a downtrend/bottom that flatlines. Normies don't move anything in the stock market, thats only crypto.

>>19335500
that's not even good correlation unless you squint really hard

>>19335481
I meant to ask why you are all in on oil stonks. If you don’t have a strategy, go half in oil, half in tech. Then pick two companies for each category. For oil, $FANG and $HAL; for tech, $FSLY and $PD. It’s a balanced portfolio, guaranteed to make gains.

>they're still buying oil/tanker stocks instead of the futures contracts

>>19335503
>look at any stock in the top 100 the bulk of the users never get in low and sell high

>>19335382
JETS etf is similar situation. On this i'll say try not to be too much of a contrarian. The thesis on airlines for the moment is corona hit priced in so long as they don't go bankrupt. Recovery not priced in yet. That's about where the price has settled. Now, I don't know why anyone would choose to go in hard on AAL, of all airlines to choose from, but airlines in general is a reasonable long to take right now as probability is high there will be a steady stream of increasingly positive news and traffic numbers heading in to summer. And none of them have to report the quarterly butcher's bill until mid to late July.

>>19334507
LOOOOL coping dip fags, the dip was in march

>>19335382
why AAL and not SAVE, seems like a much better play

>>19335486
>line drops to equivalent data from 2014
Are you actually an idiot? Why should it start from zero when the S&P500 doesn't start from zero?

>>19335553
It will never end until there is a dip in 2-5 years but at a higher low because of inflation and they will say "I told you so".

>>19335552
>>19335582
i have all the airlines and then i was like why dont i just buy JETS instead

so i dont have to baghold a bankruptcy of any individual plane LOL

>>19335596
Do you know what an axis is? How about Y axis?

>>19334982
Sweet Jesus look at all that cream

>>19335538
all this does is show that not many users are selling and they are continuing to buy as the price moves higher

1M and 6M yield mooning oh fuck

>>19335625
green*

>>19335598
Between July and January 100% second dip is coming.

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>19335640
Alright, we'll see.

>>19335619
again, are you an idiot?

The data is presented faithfully and is almost a 1:1 of the actual S&P500

>>19335538
I assume Robinhood is gaining users which would make the number of holders go up naturally without an underlying driver in sentiment change. The last few month were high volume all over the board. Of course you'd expect some high volatility in holder numbers. Stock gifts just add more noise. It's all random bunk.

>>19335603
Sure. Just make sure you're familiar with JETS holding ratios before buying and confirm it meets your preference for exposure. Current top holdings are:
>LUV 11.93%
>AAL 10.81%
>DAL 9.49%
>UAL 9.24%
>the rest come in at 5% or less

>>19335647
>reclaimthenet
bullish

>>19335627
look at 10/4 to 11/27
a lot of users made a profit there so the thesis that robinhood users always lose is wrong

Also a lot of users bought the dip around 4/2 and they are right in still holding as the price still goes up

>>19335647
>google could delete my inventory spreadsheet and my ledger if they just felt like it
>they could delete my personal film list that I'm going through

>>19335647
It's bullish for IT workers and bearish for cloud shit.

>>19335673
forgot link, sorry. Here:
https://www.usglobaletfs.com/fund/jets/#holdings

>>19335640
What qualifies as a dip by your definition?
So may and June are safe! Nice! Think I’ll sell more puts!

*slurrrrrrrp*

>>19335673
so basically i should just handle the ratios myself

i wanna short southwest and keep the rest i should just buy 10% of everything else

and screw jets?

but its still worrisome thinking one of my investments could go to 0 when jets wont ever go to zero you know

>>19335708
>meek feminine men latch onto anime
>start to use female avatars, profile pictures, and reaction images
>eventually this becomes the equivalent of their "fursona" and they see the female image as how they truly are inside
>become a tranny

many such cases!

>>19335708
>dick-desperate ginger
She’s go a lot more to slurp on than just Orange Juice Futures.

>>19335684
>Personal film list
>Blacked Cucks Vol 1-10
>Brazilian Brappers Supreme

>>19335400
Gatorade is better.

>>19335657
>the data is presented faithfully
>literally looks like out of a how to lie with statistics manual
sure thing retard, I'm the idiot here and you're the only intelligent one in the room. I won't bother your superior intellect anymore

>>19335725
>anon becomes tranny
>doesn't feel so good - kills himself!
>many such cases

>18 posts
>saved videos of trannies
>Talks about trannies constantly
Shorting your genetic line.

>>19335729
Nope, actual kino

Here's a good starter list for anyone interested in getting into watching film as a hobby

>>19335712
>so basically i should just handle the ratios myself
If you wish. JETS does have a decent amount of exposure to international airlines, and also has a small 0.88% holding in Airbus (but no Boeing). This should also be factored in to whether it makes sense to you to go with JETS or put together your own airline portfolio.

is being a tranny fapper a good investment?

ive always preferred tranny porn since a young age

its more exotic

>>19335752
kek

Actually I do have a pretty eh robust set of holdings. But they're long term. Plan to hold'em till I'm dead @ 100. (I hope). Then I'm gonna fix it to where my heirs can't sell them either; knowing them they'd just sell the lot and piss away the money. HAL (and/or PD) is short term fodder to generate the missing 17,000 I need to at last have a whole year's salary in the bank. Currently most of my money is flowing into investments after expenses so that don't leave much dangling to give me the required money by age 40. I'm not about to fuck myself long term by diverting any money from my other holdings. Some may question why have that much green in the bank. My answer is this; If I can do it why the hell not. sides it's just plain fucking cool knowing I could take a whole year off work and not worry about shit if I wanted.

>>19335767
buster scruggs is very reddit but solid list outside of that

>>19335767

> la la land

>green
bobo is kill

>>19335800
Yep, it's a great movie.

So is it a good idea to just keep your money in an index fund if you can’t think of any good trades? I know a lot of people say cash but I’m investing for way down the road not day trading

>>19335461
Doesn’t matter, had sex

>>19335767
Taxi Driver is terrible. Blech.

>>19335800
>TFW no autistic GF that rubs peanut butter all over her body

>>19335791
>Hit it big before 40

This is merely a means to an end. There is only 1 possible reason why:

To be able to afford a harem army of genetically engineered cat girls.

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http://paper.people.com.cn/rmrb/html/2020-05/26/nw.D110000renmrb_20200526_1-01.htm

how long will it take for my current broker to transfer my equities to my new broker

>>19335816
yeah. don't try to time the market.

>>19335725
>pink chungus

>>19335767
I was ready to puke a little. However, I instead puked a ton.
>>>/r/eddit/

>>19335861
>Commies doing commie stuff

>>19335816
>is it a good idea to just keep your money in an index fund
Yes, if you are concerned about volatility set an amount bi-weekly and buy in.
If you do feel like trading, keep that separate as capital gains is a lot less if you hold for more than a year.

Futures tanking, markets will be red by the morning. Get fucked bullcucks.

>>19335816
buy uso

stop being a cuck dont buy a index fund like a little girl

You know who would have oil in their portfolio....

>>19335929

>>19335265
NAZIrin

>>19335929
>checks
>up 1%+
KEK, every time. Desperate bobos never change

>>19335861
I dont read moonrunes pls better link

What do I do with Mark?

It ran up last week and this week it's going to see some real action. I guess i just hold on. If they release some big names it's just going to take off

>>19335944
be afraid

>>19336045
cringe

>>19335767
Not a bad list. Some on there arent my favorite but still all good movies.

>>19335838
Nice meme. I bet you watch the endless eight when you want excitement.

>>19335767
Birdman was good. Shining, fight club, goodfellas, taxi driver, lots of these should be seen by every young man.

Some of these are okay but overhyped. But enjoy.

and here we go

>>19334891
I unironically love the jews.

>>19336082
>fight club
lmao nigga you gay

>>19336094
>stop autistically staring at the futures for an hour
>3 seconds after I open them up to check again, huge green dildos
I feel like I made that happen

>>19334507
Would hetz be a good investment?

>>19336112

and just like that, it will never be below 2980 again

>>19336116
fight club is a great movie.

>>19336116
Maybe it’s unnecessary nowadays, but it resonated with us young millennials. Especially those of us who go for thin grungy bitches. But also those of us who don’t.

>>19336142

read the book instead, mouth-breather.

>>19336151
Why?

>>19336112
Well they put a shitload of money into forcing the futures into a new high in 10 minutes so they're not going to let anyone sell off.

They will prop it up by force up until either the market somehow does a bull run or they find an opportunity to dump on retailers on open hours.

>>19336175
>they
Approaching the market with this mindset is counterproductive. I'm not saying it's not partially true, mind you, but it doesn't help you make good trading decisions.

OH NO NO NO WHAT HAPPENED BOBO? AHHAHAHAH

>>19336187
>implying there hasn't been explicit manipulation the past 2 months

The plunge protection team is a genuinely real organization and their goal is to manipulate future contracts

>>19334891
My opinion on the jews is tied to the performance of KTOV this week....

womp womp

>>19335375
I got rid of mine. they still service landlines and cable television so idk why you wouldn't get into another telecom company that doesn't rely on wires. I liked the divvies but I don't see them bringing any significant return

uhhh bobos

>>19336219
just get out before they dump it to 20c

>>19336198
its...beautiful...another opportunity to short. thank you yahweh

>>19336227
nuuuuuuu

>>19335382
How do you see how many people are holding? Or is this just for that particular broker?

>>19336238
YES YES YES I'M FINANCIALLY SAVED!

>>19336264
That is just Robinhood people.

>>19336241
Why would they jew themselves?

>>19336227
Based. How cheap do you think this memestock will get? Everyone’s made so much money off memestocks while I stick with safe shit and largecap pharma/biotech like regeneron.

>>19336151
Watching the movie and reading the book aren’t mutually exclusive, and anyone who hasn’t read it by now likely never will.

>>19336264
It’s robintrack, it just shows how many robinhood investors are holding.

>>19336227

>>19336238
>BULL RUN BULL RUN BULL RUN
>+1.20%

>meanwhile VIX futures are only down to 29.50, and still up from their lows

>>19336296
FICK DICH Elon. Can he not try and pump other stocks.

Anyone gonna buy some Robinhood when they ipo?

That poster constantly talks about shit he knows nothing about. 25 posts on this no-life bearnigger who is literally from WSB.

>>19336304
VIX literally hasn't mattered one single fucking bit since the March low when Papa Powell came in

Whats your guys take on oil vs. natural gas vs. coal, vs. renewables, vs. nuclear energy? Which of these is going got be the dominant power source of our lifetime?

>>19336330
>VIX doesn't matter because it makes me realize I'm wrong

>>19336238
bullcucks are obsessed with bobos. notice how they have to mention us every time their pathetic favorite index is up 0.5 or 1% as if it matters. reminds me of a small child calling for attention every time he successfully shits in the toilet instead of in his pants. congrats on your little green candles.

>"permabull" bagholders for their 4 figure accounts
>"permabear" wannabe bagholders looking for cheapies for their 3 figure accounts
>team shitpost endlessly because its what they do with crypto
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD
Protip: Literally the only stock worth actually owning is TQQQ
Not oil, airlines, cruiselines, your favorite meme biotech, DUDE WEED, boomer divvy stock. TQQQ you fucking retards.

>>19335288
stupid faggot I already told you ceqp and pvac are better.

>>19336339
Oil and gas
Coal and nuclear are hated too much, renewables are a meme.

>>19336045
he big cute.
bring me big cheapies. i want more CUK and HAL.

>>19336356
TQQQ will not exist by 2022. Screenshot this post.

What is this pattern called?

I require gains tomorrow.

>>19336238
We 3k yet????

>>19336296
elon pumped for spce? 20 confirmed tomorrow

>>19336380
the golden bull run

> waiting for first bobo to say some random number was rejected

lmao what the fuck is going on?

>>19336330
See:
>>19336325
He’s worse than the tvix hodler that explained his case using squeezemetrics the same week he learned about it. Unless they’re the same guy.
Don’t give the faggots the (you)s and drama they crave.

>>19336356
Nah, LABU should be worth owning tomorrow, and a bunch of times during this era. When is the last time you saw a company get rejected by the FDA? Been a while for me.

Also I like FICO, MA, V. They’re not going anywhere but up. And LMT. But the QQQ, QLD, And TQQQ are solid ETFs.

>>19336380
Those are just lines. There’s not even any labels on your axes. I think you got something wrong with your brain.

>>19336330
you couldn't be more wrong.

>>19336449
thank you for being obsessed with me and keeping track of my posts.

>>19336426
>what once was resistance often forms a support

>>19336443
Are they gonna go bankrupt?
I got like $400 in Nordstrom’s gift cards... how do I turn this into stocks?

Truckers and Agriculture.

>>19336380
gotchu my nigga

Happy day. Bag HAL in the morning. Right in time to capture the divvy before it goes ex div. $34 something a quarter so at 12 a pop I'd net 2.8 more shares on divvy payday.

>>19336371
Got any recommendations then? I saw OKE be recommended for natural gas, but don't know how sustainable that trend is. I know a lot of oil has unfortunately rebounded but don't know if Canadian and Brazilian oil firms are worth it like IMO and PBR.

4 figure poorfag here. Got 1900 unspent cash in my account. What should I get ?

>>19336469
>Bankrupt
Not with all the free money floating around, they aren't at JCPenny or Macys tier.
>Giftcards
Theoretically you could sell the gift cards, or buy stuff and sell it on ebay or pawn it.

>>19336449
>just lines
Do you really not know what those are? Like, I get there's no labels but it's pretty standard.

>>19336518

you have 750 shares of hal?

>>19336534
>Chad
TQQQ
>LE "TECH HAS LE PEAKED" MEMER
SPXL
>I AM LE PUSSY
SSO
QLD
Nothing else matters for bagholding

>>19336534
Write a HAL put and put the rest into WPC.

>>19336534
CEQP PVAC NBLX

>>19336584
What about TNA?

>>19335933
USO is great as long as you sell before the roll out date.

Has to be the easiest money since the crash so far.

>>19336538
Yeah but they are closing stores and I’ve heard it predicted that it’s just beginning.

And thanks for the ideas, that’s not so crazy. Drop shipping though... I bet everyone and their cousin is about to try to bust into this already crowded business type.

>>19336549
I assume they’re the 50 and 200 sma but really I’m just fucking around.

>>19336584
>not URTY
It’s like you don’t think this is the bottom of a v-shaped recovery or something?

>>19336579
Not yet.. Tuesday morning I will though. Whatever amount 8,000 will get me.

Anybody know the story on Eversource Energy ($ES)?
Futures have it positioned to crater by half and go to @45 at the opening bell.

>>19336356
>constant risk of auto-redemption by the eternal Proshares jew
> $35 broker fee for every split / reverse split execution
>theoretical trend to $0

>>19336459
>Nothing to back up his case
>Meanwhile bears continue to lose forever
>Still in denial that the game is rigged by the Fed

>>19336296
positively vicious bants

Nikkei up 1.5%

>>19336525
IMO a lot of them are on discount still, from smaller ones like MRO to majors like XOM. Also look into service companies namely SLB BKR and HAL. I would stick to US-based because of the expected tariffs which, if happened, will be great news.

>>19336518
Based autist.

>>19336647
Damn I would deflower that asian slut

...

>>19336534
Go all in on a tech stock.

>>19336647
Yep that stimulus package is dank.

>USD/JPY PUMPING
USD/JPY PUMPING
>USD/JPY PUMPING
USD/JPY PUMPING

RISK ON MOTHERFUCKERS
BULLS ON PARADE

>>19335375
HBO MAX is going to be pretty lit, getting Snyder cut, Ayer cut, dc animated movies, all hbo stuff, might be a solid #4 streaming behind Disney + with strong chance to be #2 if they get strong adult original content for it. HBO name has a lot of cache.

>>19336647
kawaii

>>19336639
Never get high on your own supply

I have Alibaba and SPY puts, pray for me

>>19336612
>It’s like you don’t think this is the bottom of a v-shaped recovery or something?
There is no v-shaped recovery for small caps. URTY has been eating it since 2008. Because no one cares to give GIBBS to small caps. The market is top heavy for a reason and Tech is the absolute upperbound of where any sector can hope to go
>>19336631
It's been 11 years. It is still KING

>>19336518
Imagine not buying HAL <$5 in March

>>19336599
I like gambling so these look good
>>19336672
Which one ?

>covid killed all the wallstreet jews
>remaining NY traders all suicided leaving baggie as an insane hobo roaming the NYSE ranting about some gook
>only people left trading are robinkiddies, boomers, and TD americhads

>>19336727
I'm all in on $FSTY and $PD.

>>19336676
I'm in T and DIS pretty good. Two of my long term holdings. Never sell. Screw my heirs outta selling them to after I die. Can you imagine it, they'd sell them along with my other holdings first chance they got.. Hell with that.. I didn't hold them and what not for 63 years just to let my heirs sell them the day after I kicked. I'm gonna control things from beyond the grave you bet your ass.

>>19336725
oh well, hey at least I'm getting in while there's still over a 50% gain to be had.

>>19335461
Listen.
*Ahemmm
NOTHING matters
Lines go up
Fuck niggers

>>19336745
Which one's baggie, I force anonymization on 4chins.

>>19336725
I had it at six and then sold due to a trump pump I am screaming on the inside. I wonder why it was on a downward decline before COVD though.

>>19336356
TQQQ is a 3x leveraged ETF with a negative theta since you lose more than you gain even if the negatives and ups and same percentage. It only looks good because the market has been in a constant bull state the past 8+ years.

The real question is will there be a second wave like March, or will we enter another bull market for the next 8 years? That's the bet people need to make. If all goes well, there will be a correction (just in case all the unemployment and other countries don't rebound like the US might) which will plunge TQQQ 3x harder due to leverage, which is when people should buy in. Fuck DCA on $TQQQ.

Crab market cancelled. We're going to the moon, right?

>>19336872
>or will we enter another bull market for the next 8 years?
There's no way. The current rally isn't because the corona shutdown didn't hurt much, but because it hasn't actually had an impact yet. Consumer spending will take a hit when by when CARES runs out, and economic weakness will return shortly after that.

The election adds a bit of uncertainty though, especially if Trump were to lose.

>>19336941
My calls are about to print beyond my wildest dreams! I'm RIIIIICH!

>>19336872
>TQQQ is a 3x leveraged ETF with a negative theta since you lose more than you gain even if the negatives and ups and same percentage. It only looks good because the market has been in a constant bull state the past 8+ years.
2-3 is optimal leverage. "Fake and Gay" or "ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL" it doesn't matter. The jews have inadvertently decided to help TQQQchads with circuit breakers that prevent wild, sudden VIX swings from crushing you. Just sell when VIX spikes. Buy when it comes back down.
TQQQ and its holdings are literally dragging this shitty market kicking and screaming back to ATHs. Smallcaps are still in the gutter but who cares? We are here to make money. You make money with options plays during high volatility and then dump your winnings into TQQQ when that stomps being fruitful.
Oil, airlines, hotels, cruise lines, DUDE WEED, whatever will still be hoping for 100% returns 2 years from now while TQQQ is taking a third or fourth helping at least.

>VIX nearly unchanged.
>+1.3x% S&P futures
Sentiment still doubtful, I see.

>>19336869
$HAL is a very corrupt company anyways, I wouldn't be surprised at all if there were larger forces behind the scenes influencing the prices to their own bidding. It's one of those stocks people say "stay the fuck away" to but most people knew there was no way Cheney was going to let Halliburton go to the shitter. Personally if you're going long I still think HAL is a fine bet to DCA with right now.

Are we even going to see resistance at 3000 when we reach it? Insane bullish sentiment.

>>19336872
>The real question is will there be a second wave like March

Doesn't matter, we won't do lockdown again. They know they fucked up hard by doing that. At most, people will be told to wear masks en mass, seeing how well it worked for Japan

>>19336990

I honestly think that economy is fucked and the only thing keeping stonks up is the fed. They will eventually have to stop printing and raise interest rates. Probably wont do it until after election/year end.

>>19337021
>>19337028
kek, /smg/ has no fucking clue either way

NOOOO BULLS CANNOT BE RIGHT!!! CLOWN MARKET!!! MANIPULATION!!!

>>19337028
Is it during market hours? Yes.
Is it outside of market hours? No.
It will be the latter.

Good replies all around, but all I know is that the more unsure everyone seems to be about where the market is headed (ie. bullposting and boboposting is rampant) & VIX is still >25, I don't want to be going long on anything. Rather be playing with options or doing covered calls. I do have a 25% suicide stack on individual stocks that I firmly believe in going long though, like a few bio firms and some oil.. and some $LUV.

OMG

>>19336727
PYPL

>>19337045
The lockdown isn't what caused the market drop, it was pure panic. A second wave will mean a second panic. The lockdowns matter for long term economic impacts that will make a return to the endless bull impossible, but much less so for large, swift swings. Plus, there very well might be lockdowns if the second wave is even close to the severity of the first, let alone more severe. Few people actually want to go wage slave under risk of plague and now they've had a taste of lockdown freedom. From now on, any large scale disease outbreak is going to result in demands for lockdown and free money.

>>19336793
Based generational trust fund bro.

I too plan on never allowing my kids to touch the principal of my wealth. It will go to lawyers and accountants before they touch it.

Almost every market out there right now is insanely green. Even if we don't break 3000 we should stay above 2970.

>>19337045
>seeing how well it worked for Japan
Aren’t the Japanese really pissed at Abe after he fucked up and closed down too late and are just now finally lifting emergency status?

>>19337075
>the bear lashes out, justifying and rationalizing why the market is wrong and he is right. He tells the croupier that the roulette wheel is incorrect and ackshually he won.

>>19337158
Jesus... our beautiful SPX boy is breaking the fuck out...

>>19337021
>wsb retards keep buying out of the money spy puts

S&P going up and VIX going down tells you wsb retards are gradually going bankrupt.

>>19337181
>it was pure panic
It was a liquidity crisis, hence the fed
>second wave
There's no second wave, and we know the real CFR now.

>>19337045
kek, the mask thing don't work. Gov made it an exec order. Stores can turn back people who don't wear them. Kroger don't seem to give a shit. Most people don't wear them. I'm one of them (maskless). Employees though have them on. Meanwhile they had a rally at the capital. Hung a effigy of the gov in a tree on the capital grounds.

cant spell
Tsumugi
without
/smg/

oooooooOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE'RE ABOUT TO SLAM OUR DICKS THROUGH 3000

>>19337229
>There's no second wave, and we know the real CFR now.
b-b-but the brazillian bats!

Don’t forget about the mooning futures from yesterday too so tomorrow we get a double gap up. Bears literally on suicide watch, if there are even any bears left

>>19337254
former bobo here, i've already placed a market buy order for TQQQ, i want to be on the winning team! go S&P go S&P

>>19337247
MURDER
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come on some rich fucker buy it above 3000 just for the memes alone you motherfucker. sacrifice your money for it

its been like 2 weeks since i went gambling. and im still sour about it.
its good to know the value of a loss though, puts it into perspective how easy it is to lose something you've worked towards.
i must learn to become like the shrewd merchant and sharpen my hand rub technique

Let RTX dip a bit tomorrow so that I can add more at under 60.

>>19337058
I just realized today that all signs point to the market being propped until after the election.

The Fed stimulus + reducing reserve rates to 0% is untenable in the long run, but it CAN hold out at least long enough until the election.

I don't know if it will crab or gain, but I think they are going to do everything possible - regardless of long-term consequences - to make sure markets don't crash at least until december.

>>19337297
I want to savor every second of bobo seething though. It’s like drinking a fine scotch, there’s no rush anon. Take it slow and cherish the flavor.

>>19337229
>There's no second wave
Tell that to China, I'm sure they're just fearmongering themselves to damage their own economy further.

>we know the real CFR now
No, you have numbers you want to believe in because they support your biases.

SPX 3000 on deck, fuck yeah

Nikkei up over 2%

>Hard selling pressure at 295 for weeks
>Market moves sideways
>Lose money on puts
>Lose money on calls
>Last time we hovered with low volume at a resistance ceiling, people made money on puts
>I know, call credit spreads at 297 expiring 5/26
>I'm a fucking genius, no way the market closes above this behemoth of a resistance level this close to the 200 DMA in these trying times
>After all this, it's the fucking futures market on a holiday that takes us there

>>19337537
rip

>>19337537
Why wouldn't it? I'm pretty sure it happened to reward the faithful

And just like that, SPY never saw less than 298 again.

Powell warned everyone not to bet against the American economy. Suffer for betting against it.

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>>19337334

I'm thinking gain. There really is nowhere else to go if you want a return. It will probably last through xmas and maybe the beginning of next year.

>>19337366
>support your biases.
I'm afraid you're the one with a bias. Early on, corona seemed like a deadly virus. At first, this was the fault of China's under-reported numbers. Then it was caused by a lack of testing. Both caused the number of known infected to appear much lower than reality, which in turn inflated the CFR. This is also why countries with widespread testing had such a low CFR compared to countries that couldn't test as much.

Even the CDC acknowledges the low CFR at this point. It's about 0.4%, which is a wildly different number from the estimates at the start of lockdowns in the US. There won't be another lockdown after this. The only real question is how long it takes for local economies to recover.

>>19337415
Oil bro here. It's going to be a good day tomorrow.

>>19337736
Don't forget it hit places with the most old people first so people were panicking (Italy and NYC). With that many people dying places had to do something, and nobody wanted to be the next Italy or New York. Honestly forcing a quarantine of old people until a vaccine is fully tested would make things blow over.

ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME

SO FUCKING CLOSE COME ONNNNNN

So why SPY over TQQQ? Is it further leveraged or something?
Also will market be up all week or should I sell Monday close, buy Wednesday open?

>>19337565
I'm hoping for a dip at open from scared money hitting their selling points so I can cut losses.

>>19337591
I saw how violent the resistance was the first time we got back to 295 so I assumed big money chose just before 300 as their sell-off point. 300 being such a psychological number, as well as the 200 DMA, seemed an insurmountable barrier. The support to bust through such a resistance has to come from somewhere. The S&P already reallocated to FAGMAN and culled the weak. The Fed liquidity injections are priced in. The stimulus checks are exhausted.

Holy fuck 5 more points until we hit a generation defining moment. The final days before the 20 year bull run

future is glaring green

wtf...

>>19337881
You’re dumb, SPY and QQQ track different indices. Google helps

Holy shit its so green even VIX is green!

>>19337888
>every economist/trader on TV and in the papers saying it'll take 2+ years for America to return to 2019 levels of productivity and profitability
>bull run
Jerome is going to pay for his crimes

>>19337937
Economists are literal pseudoscience witch doctors, might as well roll bones same accuracy

>>19337937
>listening to the forked tongues of semites
Go away, you don’t deserve money.

>>19337937
>economists

my spotify and moderna puts. ahhhhhhhhhhh

>>19337918
Yes, I know, and that doesn't answer my question. Let's say Nasdaq and S&P are both going up, but at different rates, but S&P isn't going up 3x faster than Nasdaq. What reason would I then have to use SPY? Is it leveraged equally to or more than TQQQ?

>>19337334
The Fed can't print demand. They can't make people shop or apply for loans.

I can think of one way to solve this problem, but it's politically unpopular. Just put money into everyone's bank accounts. Watch spending, demand, and stocks inflate like it's 1929.

I think the GOP/wealthy class will eventually capitulate and throw morals out when they realize they would get rich from it too. I think they're scared that if they do it once, it creates precedent and people will expect it in the future. I think they're also scared it will destroy the illusion of money and the power it has over people's lives when it's printed and given away for free.

>>19338022
if you think you can emotionally deal with 70-80% drawdowns then go for levered funds, otherwise dont

>>19338024
>Turns out I was right all along.

HOW CAN THIS BE?
THIS CLOWN MARKET IS FUCKED UP. I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, CALCULATED ALL THE THINGS, BOUGHT PUTS AND THEY ARE WORTHLESS AGAIN.

WHY IS THERE NO PANIC? WHY DO PEOPLE STILL BUY STOCKS? THERE SHOULD BE PANIC ON THE STREETS AND THE STOCKS DOWN 30%.

THIS IS RETARDED AND YOU BULLS WILL PAY FOR THIS! PRAISE CHINA!

No, seriously. Fuck bears. Its like they hate money.

Rate my plan for financial security
>accumulate 6 months worth of expenses in cash, kept in a savings account
>meet company match in 401k, all into VOO/VTI
>max out roth IRA, also in VOO/VTI
>individual brokerage account, investing into 3x ETFs like TQQQ utilizing stop losses to stop huge drawdowns

>>19338024
MMORPGs have already figured this out. The are "sources" and "sinks" for in-game currency. Money is created from quests and selling loot to NPCs. Money is taken out of the economy by things like the Black Market Auction House in WoW. Imagine if the government just destroyed a fraction of the money it took in every year to keep inflation under control but normal humans kept creating money through "quests" (work).

>>19338024
UBI is unironically the easiest way to sustain the economy through a recession considering how much we overproduce.

>>19338022
TQQQ is just QQQ x3. SPY has its own version SPXL. Virtually everyone, including the etf managers themselves, will tell you they are only suitable for short term or option plays.

>>19338093
How would we destroy money though?

>>19338022
I'm assuming you are just want whats best when the market goes up. There's much more ETFs than spy and tqqq. The spy equivalent is qqq. You can also find 3x leveraged spy ETFs like SPXL

>>19338122
>tqqq
>short term
hhmmmmmmmmmmmm

If I plan on pumping 1k of my income into stocks each month, what should I buy that isn't SPY or QQQ?

>>19338090

> not money market for expenses

>>19338160
Any time money goes back to the feds they can remove money out of circulation. They can also increase the reserve ratio and lower the amount of money created by banks.

>>19338093
a lot of games dont give a fuck actually and they dont bother with money sinks and let the whole game be destroyed

what even happened to world of warshit trading and runescape

they have a grand exchange which completely ruined the fun of the game and making deals with people

>>19337021
Yeah noticing this too. Could go either way

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>>19338190
MSFT, AMZN, TSM, AMD, BRK, JNJ
Throw a dice each month

Just started Robinhood account. What are stocks to invest?

>>19338193
i don't know anything about money markets, i'll look into this.

>>19334676
Volume is higher than pre-crash, zerohedgeie

>>19335375
Yes, ma bell is still a good buy