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19316646 No.19316646 [Reply] [Original]

what does /biz/ think of slot machines and other forms of gambling? is any of it good?

>> No.19316681

>>19316646
slots are a great way to get laid in vegas. give a girl 2 drinks and $1000 to blow on a slot machine, and youre guaranteed at least a blowjob.

>> No.19316700

>>19316681
Really? I'll have to cash out my crypto and try this. I'll finally get my first blowjob!!!!

>> No.19316728

>>19316681
>$1000 for a blowjob

>> No.19316733

>>19316646
skinner cages for niggers

>> No.19316737

>>19316646
EVERI is slots. I got buds in casinos and I've been loading up on slots for 3 months now. Its 3x now

>> No.19316741

>>19316700

Prostitution is legal in Nevada. You'd save money I'd think just going there If you are an american.

>> No.19316756

>>19316646
Most degenerate form of gambling. Atleast be a man and play blackjack if you want to lose your money.

>> No.19316759

>>19316728
Do people really pay over 100 for one?

>> No.19316767

>>19316741
Only losers pay for sex. I'm not paying for sex

>> No.19316794

>>19316646
Slots are literal boomer tier

>> No.19316841

>>19316794
then whats zoomer tier?

>> No.19316876

>>19316767
Easy to say for you Grindr users. For straight people its not that easy.

>> No.19316884

>>19316841
Virtual mystery boxes in video games

>> No.19316907

>>19316876
I'm not gay. A tranny prostitute once tried to get me to blow him for 100 dollars and I said no

>> No.19316940

Slots zombies are bottom of the barrel retards. At least try to play the odds in blackjack, or learn poker.

>> No.19316948

I'd like to thank the Anon that shilled me PENN

Bless you

>> No.19316975

>>19316681
>being this much of a simp

>> No.19317390

>>19316767
you either pay for it directly or indirectly (dates, listening to stupid stories, pretending you care, etc.)

>> No.19317451

>>19316646
>Black Cock Slots.com

>> No.19317505

Kind of irrelevant, but when I was 22 an older guy probably like 55-60 offered me $100 to suck my dick. I really wanted the money but it was too fuckin weird so I left.

>> No.19317525

>>19316948
You on anything else like MGM or RRR ?

>> No.19317631

>>19316681
>shelling out $1000 on some random slut in the hopes that she'll suck your dick, maybe
jesus christ, just hire a prostitute

>> No.19317701

>>19316884
Csgo skins

>> No.19317706
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19317706

>>19316681
>must have orgasm...... prioritize (flesh), if fail then masturbate. obey prime directive. nothing. else matters. coom process > monetary logic and all else.... therefore $1000 for sexual perverse act for +15 acute enjoyment = good.... (long term enjoyment calculus blocked by programmer)......

>> No.19317856
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19317856

Slots machines are like any form of gambling. They're only going to payout consistently if you own them.

>> No.19318402

>>19316646
Gambling is only fun never money making. Depending on the state payout is as low as 80%. Plus if you end up in the black (happened to my wife and I two years in a row) the effect on your taxes makes any win painful in the long run. Comps are fun for food and rooms. Can stay free in vegas in a good room almost any day of the year, get free play and food and I am far from a high roller. Gamble talk is fun though