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>Zoom call with 20 office workers from my department
>Overachieving chinese girl with whiteboard starts playing hangman while we wait for boss
>Second word is six letters
>Someone guesses B and N
>B _ _ _ _ _ N
>Several people simultaneously shout BITCOIN
>A lot of laughing and clapping
>We all start discussing hyperinflation and government money printing
>Even the old bag from HR is getting involved and mentions Ripple and Ethereum
>I start educating them on privacy coins and Proof of Stake, Ethereum 2.0
>They keenly listen
>Boss comes back and says something dumb about inherent value
>Awkward silence, nobody says a word
>Fuck him, everyone else gets it
>The herd is coming
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.19315473

>Tether

>> No.19315493
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19315493

>>19315418
hes so fat

>> No.19315495

>>19315418
>oh no here comes that fat freak talking about virtual coins again... let's all pretend we understand what hes talking about, guys! if we do this he will shut up sooner!

>> No.19315513

And then everyone clapped

>> No.19315614

>>19315418
what's the point of being rich when you're a fatass

>> No.19315631

>>19315418
dumb larp.

and anyway, on the assumption this is true, this is a MASSIVE sell signal

>> No.19315654

>>19315614
I don't plan on losing any weight when I make it. Money is sufficient to offset any negative effects and you get to enjoy all the food you want and see the look on the sex workers face when she sees her client.

>> No.19315834

>>19315654
You know if you are rich you can afford high quality food
High quality food doesn't make you fat
wouldn't you want to be able to have sex? I don't think these fatzos really can between their awkward size and their heart being on the brink of explosion

>> No.19315883

>>19315834
>Lay on back
>Enjoy sexual acts performed on you
>When you finish she fetchs some midnight snacks for you
>Go to sleep
>Wake up in the morning with her on top of you
Yeah, being rich will be nice.

>> No.19316333

>>19315883
The leaner you are the harder your erections and stronger your orgasm

Source:someone who's been both weights