/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19301341
Smart contracts

>>19301341
What else are ya gonn shove up ur arse?

>>19301341
Ham borger

>>19301341
buy this pen right now or I will murder you in the face

>>19301341
*grabs pen*
*stabs it straight into his jugular*
*walks out of interview covered in blood, gropes the receptionists tit on the way out*

>>19301341
All the cool kids are doing it.

>>19301341

>>19301341
This is a guaranteeed 10x in the next days. Solid team and low MC make it a unique oportunity. I'm all in myself.

I know a website where you can see big anime tiddy.

>>19301384

>>19301341
No

>>19301341
McAfee is shilling it on his twitter

The pen is the perfect utensil to stimulate your prostate.

>>19301341
You’re a fagget
You shove things up your ass
Buy this pen.

>>19301341
>"Its free."

>>19301341
Why should I? Sell me on this test.

This pen is special it keeps all niggers/shitskins/jews at least 60ft away from you

>this pen was in bonniebonkers ass

>>19301946
I'll take it

>>19301341
The outside of the pen was coated with a highly toxic poison which is now coursing through your veins and will kill you in 10 minutes. If you want the antidote, buy the pen.

>>19301341
You can put it in your ass and get 0.5 BTC

>>19301341
Hey, write down something for me.

>>19301341

>>19301341
I'll trade you that pen for 0.00000001 LOKI.

>>19301351
LMFAO! Imagine saying that in an interview.

>>19302137
I fucking hate Salesmen, I don't want your fucking shit, fucking leave me alone.

>>19301384
Basedness of this magnitude shouldnt even be possible

>>19301341
it's less than 2m market cap
not yet even on exchanges
the only legit project among all the others shilled here
is supported by the biggest names in crypto
a comfortable long hold
OURpen
DXpen

>>19302198
NGMI

>>19301987
It will never not be funny that this random ass janitor from arthur became the representation of a jannie

>>19302233
I could never do a sales job.
>please buy this or I can't pay my rent
It's basically begging. Similar to being homeless.

>>19301341
Fuck you faggot

>>19301341
Buy the pen nigga. You can write and shiet. Fuck u nigga u aint gettin dis pen!

>>19302233
You're a fucking cringe faggot and probably a fucking overly optimistic retard.

>>19301957
you want the job dont you?

>>19301341
some brainless e-thot put it near her pussy

its a nice pen

>>19302137
>>19302233
Wanna know hoe I know you do the wolf of wall street chest thing unironically

>>19302307
Screams the man who’s about to lose everything because he bought hex. You dumb fucking fool.

>>19301341
Why won't you buy this pen mister? Never know when needed

>>19302368
I never bought hex.

its a nice pen
i like it

>>19302592
cope.

>>19301341
Do you have a pen in your glove box?
It’s really useful when your need to random write things. People spend underestimated time in their cars.

I make you a discount. Very stable pen, not worried by heat/vibrations (but I think your car doesn’t have a cheap glove box).

Is that you're only pen?
*puts $100 on table*
>writes contract on napkin stating you get $100
>sign it
>What's your offer for use of the pen to sign your half?

>>19301341
This pen keeps niggers away.

>>19301341
It's the pen Leonardo used in The Wolf of Wall Street

My uncle brought a sword to a pawn shop and the guy said he couldn’t take it because it wasn’t worth anything. My uncle said “I killed 200 Mexicans with this sword.” And the guy gave him 100 bucks for it.

Me" how are you sir
You" how are you too
Me" I just saw I hot vignu and she was so horney she shoved this pen up her ass.
You" me so horney and never touched a woman can you give it to me ?
Me" sure anon just send me 1k linkies to this address.

You ". Hanka hanka here your linkess
____
Done

>>19302187
As the guy doing the hiring

>>19302362
1: Be a man. (Bio)

>>19303680
I killed 100 niggers with this pen.

>>19302137
Kek I've always been easily able to reject salesmen. They try to make the situation awkward hoping I'll crack but being autistic I can handle it way better than they can, so they just give up