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You glow faggot

>>19286903
Actually made this thread a few years ago. Was pretty funny.

>>19286857
I make smug faces

>>19286857
intermediate accountant. send emails, argue with FP&A colleagues, and book journal entries every now and then.

>>19286857
NEET
browse biz

>>19287082
I dont get how people can understand that. I barely passed intermediate accounting. C+ only cause of a curve. Learned nothing. Couldnt master one single concept. Didnt understand shit about journal entries or this one thing (forgot what it was called lmao) where you subtract and add shit (like subtract "equipment expense" and add random shit. You HAD to know what to ignore and what to add and what to subtract. Sometimes having to multiply certain shit by some weird ass multiplier. Ik i probably lost you since I suck at explaining). That class made me very afraid of the field. Never touching accounting again (it was part of the minor I was doing).

>>19287134
I'm an accountant and have no fucking clue what you're talking about

>>19287238
Probably is talking about depreciation

>>19287238
ik. Cant explain without remembering the names of the different sheets, though I think the one Im referring to is called a balance sheet. Havent taken the class in like a yr

>>19287134
>be me
>work for uncle cpa and accountant
>literally tells me to adjust everyone’s income by 5%
>adjust expenses by 5%
>but don’t make the numbers end in 00, make it end weird odd numbers like 25, 57, 89
>Finish his entire book load in a week
>pays me 800 cash
>he makes over 250k sitting in his office and watching tv and eating out with clients

That accounting shit is fucking joke. I do my own damn taxes.

Lots of accounting anons here. I am also an accountant. I work in FP&A for a vidya publisher. Most of my time is spent tracking game performance and the marketing plan.

"""Senior"""" Software Engineer - headmaster of an adult daycare centre

>>19286857
Senior Software Engineer and Research and Development doing Gov't contracting
I float around projects and work on stuff wherever I can help. I help try to win competitions and hopefully new contracts.

>>19287377
Do you have to wine & dine clients?

Technician

I spend the majority of my time watching anime and browsing the internet. It's really stupid.

>>19286857
jacker offer

senior trainee

>>19287134
you have to not be retarded

>>19286857
Janitor
Microwave hot pockets and watch little girl Chinese cartoons

>>19286857
>bar attendant
>clean up roasties puke in the toilets

>>19287377
>>19287377
Hello fren.
GSA contractor here. You guys figure out how to work with section 889 part B here in August?

>>19287320
Kek care to explain?

>>19286857
Online marketer
Political shitposter on social media

case manager
i go hiking and talk about feelings with kids and teach parents how to not hit their kids.

>>19287320
Yup about the same. Basically exist to make sure other developers don't ctrl+C ctrl+V

>>19286857
NEET

>>19286857
I am a Caretaker. I work with gravely disabled people. Non-lingual, diapers, wheelchairs.
We feed them twice a day and change dispers twice a day. I don't change the diapers bc the parents don't a guy messing with that, so instead I escort the walkers to the bathroom, where do their business alone.
Effectively I work for 80 minutes. The rest of day I smoke, drink coffee, observe the others.
We have a section for the mentally retarded. about 70-60 IQ, but these kids are the sweetest.
If you're not a psycho, you'd really enjoy with working where I work.
Also full benefits. 18 days paid vacation instead of the mandatory 12. we get 150% "leave days", which are days you simply get bonus at the end every tax year. The min is 2.4/year, we get 6 because of hazard (peepeepoopoo).
I really enjoy my job. I also get NEETbux so I dunk 1k usd monthly into investing.
God Bless