/biz/ - Business & Finance

Covered calls

>>19280997
Around joggers, never relax

>>19281023
its not the joggers, its the bikes we should worry about.

Roast my portfolio

That other guy was really upset at me.

>>19280997
>Usogui
I'm glad I brought it up 2 threads ago

Here's your exhibit (#1 in particular) going into the weekend. Big players are not even back in the markets yet. I'm thinking starting after memorial day we start to see full markets begin to return.

>>19281123
oh yeah well me make that /smg/ image like year ago so really ME who brought it up first

>>19281020
Heres the results of my covered calls this week
500 HPE at $9.74 = $4872, sold $261 in calls, result -0.5% (still holding all shares)
300 HPQ at $17.39 = $5218, sold $168 in calls, result +1% (still holding, selling more calls next weeks for earnings)
200 FL at $27.50 = $5500, sold $532 in calls, result +2.4% (assigned)
Hard to believe HPE dropped 12% today, but I still broke even and it will bounce next. lmaoing at all the losers who bought options. Basically made 2% a with no worrying. Last week was even better when I did DKNG and made 8.5% (assigned). Next week Im thinking NTNX or JWN.

oil will moon next week and then go negative again. dubs confirms

>>19281136
>SIRBOG
That ID is the best ID I’ve ever seen in these threads.

>>19281156
oil will never go negative again

>>19281166
nuuuu am a girl
but am short >:D

so guess am kinda bogish heheheh

Just buy the FUCKING TQQQ
>b-b-b-bbut Tech has topped this time for real even though I've been saying that for 12 years now
Ok Boomer. Then just buy the FUCKING SPXL
>b-b-b-b-but I am a pussy
Then just buy the FUCKING SSO
Everything else is suboptimal trash as a buy (not talking to premium collector chads).
You name it, TQQQ/SPXL/SSO is better:
1. Airlines
2. Oil
3. Cruise Lines
4. Your favorite Biomeme
JUST BUY THE FUCKING TQQQ

>>19281136
O fuk

was saving this for your real death, but you decided to short the gb

>>19281124
I'm not surprised. They'll have a broader understanding of macro trends, so are likely hedging in other assets or bought in late March and sold off throughout the past month. The past month really has been a prefect time to derisk, giving plenty of opportunities as an institutional or MM, even retail, to unwind short term trades or unfortunate long positions that got caught in the cross-fire of March liquidations and have somewhat rebounded since. The daily volume the past month shows the lack of broader participation quite clearly.

>>19281218
You mean short the Hong Kong dollar?

>>19281218
awww :3

but here what real death pig will look like

>>19281218
That picture is not accurate

Guys, TMRC is mooning. You should get in on this shit.

>>19281190
That’s a retarded strategy.

guys I transferred $10k to robinhood, it says it will be available on the 29th. if i get gold will it clear instantly or since it is a bare account it wont? I should have just kept my shit in TDA :(

divvy bros, how long did it take for your divvy portfolio to start snowballing? I'm starting a divvy portfolio at 5k and putting 1k in it per month.

>>19281356
should also mention that my weighted average yield is ~6% right now

trips get

fuck niggers

>>19281339
>using robinhood
ngmi

>>19281226
>They'll have a broader understanding of macro trends
Pretty sure the trend is continuing to wait. We have to watch CA, NYC, TX, and Washington. There's nothing else that can be done. Big time zones are going to be September & Q3 earnings - ending of cares money + supposed "back to normal." Q2 vs. Q1 will determine exactly how risky equities and bonds are till '21 and' 22. Reopenings will determine risk profile for gov and muni bonds as well as downward pressure from taxes.

>>19281356
3 years. Do covered calls and cash covered puts too. Don’t just be a Divvy bro, be an income bro.

>>19281145
That all seems risky desu. One of these days you will be stuck bag holding. Like those people who thought HTZ was a good idea because of the premiums

I only do options with companies like MSFT, MA or LMT and stuff. Stable blue chips.

>>19281356
You could just instantly make it by buying the FUCKING TQQQ
>>19281190

>>19280997
I would like to have one money please.

>>19281447
If anything its less risky than other forms of "investing." Sometimes you end up bag holding, but is bag holding HP that terrible? I would not say so. Just do research and don't always go for the highest premium. Plus you can always sell a deep ITM call if you're worried it will drop too much.

Do you divvy investors auto reinvest dividend?

You must teach yourself to fish, fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf27xdtWtvE

>>19281476
You must teach yourself to fish, fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf27xdtWtvE

>>19281595

>>19281580
I do. But I don't ever plan to sell my divvy stocks. Which assuming I live to be 100 is 63 years.

>>19281476
really anon? why dont we have a little gamble then. maybe let say uhh, $10k ante?

all you have bet am a date....

>>19281646
Oh no! I'm not playing your games, kneepad.

Long airlines.

>>19281510
>If anything its less risky than other forms of "investing."
Sure.
Just make the right call.
>is bag holding HP that terrible?
Meh. I just see them decline all the time. One bad report and they could drop quite a bit.

Id rather just have 0 stress and earn a little less. Im not worried if we would drop 30%. Its MSFT. Its NOC. Theyll be fine.
>Plus you can always sell a deep ITM call if you're worried it will drop too much
True. But you might just sell ATM in a blue chip.
>>19281476
Buy my calls and puts goyim
Good price. Just for you.

>>19281580
No. I put it into bonds or hold the cash to buy dips.

Anyone know anything about SGMS? Why was the stock up at $60 in 2018? Why did it get btfo?

>>19281595
the one true /biz/ philosopher

>Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life. He does not come into judgment, but has passed from death to life.

>John 5:24

Acquire dividends stocks. FICA isn't going to pick your pocket on dividend earnings.

>>19281686
I'm long ual and dal

>>19281744
RIP

>>19281694
>just make the right call
You seem to imply all investment strategies have the same risk. Covered calls is on the lower side of risky strategies.
>blue chips covered calls
>earning $5/week on $20,000 of stock
Clearly you are hyper risk averse, some may even say lazy or boring.

>>19281595
Based

>Guys, Vroom is a car delivery service. They will soon enter the stock market. Carvana is their competitor and their stock is at 90 bucks. When Vroom enters the market, you all better buy.

https://www.autoremarketing.com/technology/online-car-retailer-vroom-files-ipo

Aus newfag here. What do ausbros use to buy stocks?

>>19281412
Yeah. There's too much forward uncertainty, and when a lot of it is resolved, there are many paths that lead to extended downside risk. I think we'll begin to see CV confirmed cases increase throughout June, though, which itself will be a catalyst for potential downside if it begins to accelerate too quickly. The markets are currently pricing in a lack of future quarantines, enthusiastic hope for a vaccine (frankly the least likely positive catalyst to occur before 2021, if at all), and a sharp rebound in consumer sentiment, PCE, discretionary spending, and other economic drivers. If we take the data coming out of China as any clue, yes, manufacturing saw a rebound, but other drivers for a consumer-driven services-based economy did not. I don't think the markets are fully appreciative of what that looks like just yet. The same can be said for how terrible Q2 will be, and the fact that we lack forward guidance for the remainder of the year. To say that the prices for certain sectors and indices are lofty, given the macro environment we're most probably moving into, is being kind. And that doesn't even begin to take into account the second order effects of sustained unemployment, inadequate credit to small and medium businesses, and thus business failure, individual defaults, foreclosures and the like and the associated losses passed on to creditors, etc.

There are a lot of things that all have to go right simultaneously to sustain an extended rebound. There are only a few things that need to go wrong, in any order, to introduce substantially more downside risk. That's all on top of being an election year.

>>19281772
>earning $5/week on $20,000 of stock
Is 13% APY

Don’t act like that’s not good.

>>19281802
with your kangaroo dollars

>>19281819
Oh wait, no that’s 1.3% my bad

That’s hyperbole and unrealistic or current premiums

whats your plays this week

>>19281873
ED

>>19281873
sit and hope my tanker stocks rise

>>19281819
>5/20,000 = .00025
>1.00025^50 = 1.013 (+1.3%)
So far I am easily earning 1% per week
>1.01^50 = 1.644 (+64%)
Obviously there is variance but there is more upside (because there is more risk).
Its not even close to buying options in terms of risk.

>>19281811
It's really hard to argue against this imo. The only thing that I think could offset some of this is just more fiscal stimulus and hopefully a sustainment or reduction in viral cases. I wonder if there are any corollaries in past unemployment data where the restaurant and retail sector got obliterated. The market obviously thinks that many of these people will be getting their jobs back which may be right to be frank. This is my personal experience but i haven't seen to many places around me seem to go out of business yet.. hopefully this reopening works.

>>19281408
I have paid over $1k in commission to those jews at TDA

>>19281909
>he's still holding tankershit

>>19281916
I think you miss the point of my post. Being conservative, If you are squeezing an extra %10 a year out of blue chip dividend stocks by selling OTM covered calls, that’s still damn good. You beat the market all day.

>>19281356
Just wait 195 months and then your dividends should be enough to live in a 1bd shitbox!

>>19281312
based. lets flood them with cringe SJW stories

>50% of your portfolio in an index fund
>50% of your portfolio in a fund that inverses that same index
this is how you make it

>>19281312
>>19282090
just send them random reddit posts and reap the rewards

>>19281793
they are both a pointless service and doomed to failure. that said i will still buy the IPO to resell my bags to idiot zoomer robinhooders

>>19282097
Im pretty retarded. I never thought about a snake having to drink water and now that ive see it im startled.

>>19281136
>SIR
Well, who am I to argue with the boss?

Was doing some research into some mutual funds for auto deposit, these were the 3 best performing funds that didn't have significant overlap.
BFOCX - Berkshire Focus Fund
FSCSX - Software and IT
FBIOX - Biotechnology Healthcare

>>19281948
The problem with fiscal stimulus is that it's insufficient, inefficient in how it's handled and in getting to where it needs to be, and it doesn't solve the issue of repressed consumer sentiment and declines in consumer spending and associated habits that fuel the US' economy. Look at any of the data thus far, and, on average, you'll see around 10% of businesses have managed to get PPP loans. Many do not have the funds to last a two month downturn similar to what we just went through. Many that have already temporarily shuttered are considering permanently closing if the prospects of them staying open are not financially viable. This will have knock-on effects for (un)employment, which we already know sectors hit hardest have begun to cut staff ASAP as-is. Look at airlines, who are going to be letting go of employees the very next day the CARES act allows them to so as to be able to take advantage of the grant-aspect of the loans. Companies are also asking for "volunteers to retire early," etc.

Unfortunately, the downturn we're in is unprecedented except for, perhaps, the Great Depression. 25% unemployment is the expected peak sometime in the next two quarters, with sustained unemployment of 10% for at least the next two years. Don't forget that recessions take one or two years to unfold, not one or two months. If all of this comes to head ON TOP of the lingering effects of CV, which will likely stay with us until next year, if not grow in magnitude over the coming months, markets could be in for a lot of pain.

>>19281339

Cancel and sign up for TD Ameritrade's service or Tastyworks and you'll get your deposit quicker. Only 5k will be available if you get Robinhood Gold if I'm correct.

>>19281180
true but it will drop to 10$ again

>>19281190
>>19281456
>>19281190
yeah nah cunt

on trader workstation, anyone know how to scan for stocks within the sp500 and the ndx by their relative strength to the parent index?

>>19282075
>16 years to financial independence

The point isn’t to be a fucking baller with a lambo. The point is not being beholden to shekelstein and toilberg inc.

>>19282204
After it goes to $100.

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

>>19281772
>>19281819
I get like 0.5-2% a week even for stocks like ATM AAPL
With literally no worries involved. Thats great desu.

I switch between the same ten stocks based on IV. Sometimes V and MSFT are good. Sometimes its MA.
I dont see how that is not a fantastic risk/reward deal here.

>>19281909
HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS

>>19282274
GTFO CLACKPOSTER I'M ALL IN ON MARGIN AND I HAVE ANXIETY PROBLEMS

>>19282120
It’s very cute they get there little tongues and go slpslpslp

>>19282274
>>19282318
Glad clackposting is back on the menu.

>>19282302
This is basically what I do as well but I’m very averse to getting assigned on my calls. I’m focused on accoooomulating so I’m more risky on my cash covered puts because I want shares to get assigned.

>>19282318
How much? If you have anxiety its too much.

Tanker general died again.

>>19282354
I dont care really. Whats the problem with getting assigned? I dont mind.

>>19282266
Shekelstein and Toilberg want you to have a poor return because it means you'll still be forced to work for their companies until you're of retirement age and useless to them. Pure dividend investing is for retirees, not 20 year olds with a few thousand dollars. There is no good reason to suffer a subpar return when you have tons capital flowing in to counter the increased risk of other forms of investing.

>>19282302
Its totally fine, nothing wrong with it. I am just hunting for higher premiums by looking at what companies have upcoming earnings. Takes a few hours to find earnings, filter by certain parameters (like weekly options and decent market cap), and review the options, and "run the numbers" on what seems like the greatest premium for the least risk.

>>19282381
I want more shares not less. More shares is more dividends and more calls I can sell.

>>19282369
They could only pretend to like getting asspounded so much before they gave up.

>>19281356
Dividends are worth nothing.
Look for a good stock. Do CC on them when you have it or CSP when you dont.
Take the premiums to buy other stocks.

And so on.

>>19282204
Proof please

>>19282369
If only you fucking idiots would have answered my call today trying to get crypto it's in board

There's steak for Tuesday's menu boboys, rev up the shorts

>>19281356

a couple years is when the drip starts hitting hard. when my drips buy several additional shares each quarter it makes my dick as hard as diamonds.

>>19282445
Ummm.. that's pretty priced in Anon

>>19282401
I know what you do. I just think my way involves fewer profits, but way less risk and no sleepless nights. Also way less dd required.

Each their own though

>>19282409
Less shares mean more money for CSP though. Its like owning the stock, but at a discount pretty much.
I dont even think of dividends. I only get them by accident sometimes.

And after the recession:
THE EXPANSION
Who's got any small caps, mid caps, or cyclicals to recommend.

I've been meaning to look into IPG Photonics. Because photonics sounds badass.
>>19281136
Got any new mangos to recommend?
>>19281447
>I only do options with companies like MSFT, MA or LMT and stuff. Stable blue chips.
I would love to do fucking covered calls with any of the three of those.
(I can't believe that pic isn't an edit. Good find!)

>>19282445
This was known. A fucking npr podcast was explaining a couple weeks ago about how they resell and use cars as collateral, financial fuckery that hit them hard.

>>19282445

>>19282357
suicidal amount

>>19282478
The other half of my portfolio is mutual funds.

>>19282496
>I would love to do fucking covered calls with any of the three of those.
Dont have the money? If you have 15k you could do V or MA and do the rest with margin and a comfortable buffer for even the lowest lows

Or start with semis. AMD, TSM, AMAT and so on.
>>19282503
Balls to the wall.
Nice

>>19282397
Now you are reframing the statement I responded to. being able to afford a life in a 1br “shitbox” is absolutely fantastic. Go look at any of the “what will you buy when you make it” threads and half of the replies are “muh farm”. You don’t need much for that, not at all.

newfig here, is home depot a good long term buy?

>>19282567
no

>>19282567
yes

>>19282401
What did your filters find for the next 2 weeks?

I found that I have to look at least 2 weeks in advance to be able to sell during the pre-earnings estimate speculation. Currently looking at defense stocks that report first week of June.

>>19282567
maybe

>>19282567
i dont know

>>19282529
I like AMAT but I’m spooked a bit by all this Asia fuckery. But I’ve got shares in my RH and IRA. If we get another good sale... maybe.

It’s high on my list of “shit I want to buy if we crash again” but honestly, we won’t. We’re going higher. Fuck I fucked up that crash so hard.

>>19282445
>rev up the shorts
After a company has already filed for bankruptcy. Never change, /smg/. Never change.

>>19282478
>Less shares mean more money for CSP though.

CSPs don’t get dividends or growth, just the premium. Its better to get all three with more CCs and to use CSPs as a mechanism to acquire more shares. That being said, my cash ratio (aka how much I have floating in puts) doesn’t really change that much because I always have income coming in.

>>19282624
>>19282616
>>19282592
>>19282588
ok thank you lads

>>19282636
It will scare faggots and dump everything

not stock related but finance related

>dad dies unexpectedly, im 23 years old
>life insurance paperwork says split $600,000 in half with me and brother
>set to receive $300,000, set myself up for life
but thanks to australian superannuation law
>his partner comes in and takes claim to all of it since she was living with him, not married, but together for 8 years
>it says in black and white he wanted it to go to us two brothers, all of it
>she now legally claims 90% of it, 10% goes to brother because he was under 18 and "financially dependant"
>i get cut out completely

it says black and white, he wanted us to have that money
insurance company says they understand why im upset, and they would be too, but its the law that she gets it

what the fuck?

>>19282609
I just look for the next week (tues through fri) and then calculate the percent profit by dividing the premium at different levels of options by the entry cost for that day. This is what I found for next week, but was calculated on Wednesday so I will need to recalculate on Tuesday to see if any are still viable for that week.
ntnx 21 bear 9.4%
jwn 16 neut 9.3%
hpq 17 bull 8.4%
goos 21 bear 7.4%
cgc 18 none 7.1%
cpri 14 neut 6.8%
tol 28 bear 6.2%
csiq 20 bull 6.2%
gme 5 bear 5.4%
ntap 45 bull 4.9%
mrvl 28 bear 3.7%

>>19281190
based, bought 75k tqqq on march 25th, now i gotta plan my exit strat

>>19282631
>Fuck I fucked up that crash so hard.
I was stranded in Africa smoking hash, eating 1€ fish stews at the harbour and having no positions since mid February.
I did alright.
>>19282639
Dividends dont really matter though and growth affects you by being able to close the put earlier and open a new one.
I trade naked puts but plan in the money for the ones I will get assigned on btw.
>>19282652
Anytime

>>19282670
This is why Jews are so strong as a community. The first born son gets double the portion of inheritance.

>>19282445
>american business
>goes one day without customers
>IMMEDIATELY BANKRUPT IT'S FUCKING OVER
never change, americans. keep printing those free debts to pump the market.

>>19282533
My disagreement is with the constant support of dividend investing in these threads, it's misleading the impressible newfags who will try to do it with their few thousand dollar accounts and there is no point to that. It should only be considered by those with six figures in capital, which through dividend investing would be roughly equal to the return needed to finance a one bedroom shitbox.

There is nothing wrong with living modestly if it means you don't have to work for someone else. That's actually my goal right now, to grow my account to the point where my return in index ETFs would be equal to what welfare gives out in my country so that I will always have a safety net. I'm almost there.

>>19282670
Get a fucking lawyer.

>>19282636
kek

>>19282631
>We're going higher.
Only in the short term, if we're lucky. There's not enough momentum/volume to propel us much higher, and as >>19281124 shows, the rate of change in those trends isn't notable, and is, to the contrary, on the decline. There's a noticeable amount of capital waiting in the wings, but the current price levels amidst the uncertainty we find ourselves in are not appealing.

>>19282695
Any of the peaks we've had were/are a good time to take profits for short term trades. The rally has been running out of steam for the past month. Relying on positive catalysts for a few extra % isn't really worth the risk at this stage. We're at a point of very limited near-term upside, and even if there's a positive change in upward momentum, it would be easy to buy back in.

>>19281726
Wtf!!! I just translated this from the Greek today...

Redpill me on ROST.

>>19281124
sell in may and go away, remember?

>>19282705
>Dividends dont really matter though

You can’t claim conservative CCs matter and say that dividends dont. Stable yield dividend stocks have give 5-7% per annum. That’s significant.

>>19282670
Get a lawyer

What do you expect us to tell you?

The worst is over, boys. I've seen toilet paper today. And literally nobody cared. It is a strong buy signal.

>>19282670
Lawyer up bro, bullshit.

>>19282806
Only 9 days left, better hurry. Look at the nasdaq-100. It's dying for a new record high and the S&P looks like it wants 3060-3080.

>>19282777
aye, its just plain greed now, each time a new set of states opens up or that weasel fauci gets excited for a vaccine , boomers just dump cash into the market

>>19282829
Yes but look at all the big brained schizo analysis in this thread.

Reminder: college is a fucking joke. It was a joke before the virus, its an even bigger one now. Everyone's gotta degree in "something". Loads of people outta work. HR types are loving it. They can screw people outta jobs with ease now. Cause so many people in the pool. v.s before they really had to work it cause "body" shortage. They couldn't screw it up then cause they had to fill the slot. The irony; that degree after you land your first job, it winds up in a box or where ever never needed or seen again till you move or die. And you spent 4 years and how many thousands of dollars for it. The other irony; most jobs all you need is common sense and can read/write/spell and use a computer and show up on time. Doing even simple math is not really a needed thing anymore thanks to calculators built into damn near everything now.

>>19282820
Because ATM put and cc strategy gives me a return of .5-2% a week depending on IV and my ability to pick good stocks.
MSFT has a dividend of 1% a year. MA 0.54%.

I see very few good stocks with good to great growth potential that have dividend over 2%. Equal to a single premium of a covered call.
Especially in tech.

Im actually interested in what good large cap stocks you invest that provide growth AND a 5-7% divvy yield.
The stocks I see in that category have huge problems, no potential or are in other ways unsuitable.
Even KO only gives 3%. Even failing stuff like KHC stays at 4%.

Could you name some of the stocks you use for this?

how do i make money off of hertz filing bankruptcy

explain like I am a 5 year old nigger

priced in. dont touch it.

>>19282936
You dont. The money has been made already.

>>19282877
I hear you. At least with all of the crabbing there's been multiple opportunities.

>>19282936
Time travel.

>>19282670
I'm not saying you should wait outside that prostitute's house late at night with a large rock. Nor am I suggesting that you should ambush her and push her to the ground with your masculine strength. And certainly, I am not recommending that you bash her head in fifty times with that heavy stone until it is nothing but a bloody pulp on the pavement and she has pissed herself screaming for mercy and forgiveness, convulsing and frothing at the mouth in her dying death spasms. And do not dare think, but for a moment, that I am asking you to shove a baseball bat up the cunt's fetid, lifeless vagina to make room for the maggots that will feast on it.

All I'm saying is that would be the perfect fantasy to re-enact in GTA V Online.

>>19281339
>robinhood

>>19282670
Are you young? Not everyone is looking for your interest. In this case, I don't think the insurance want to drag this to court or at least was dumb enough to just let the gf get away with it. If your gut's screaming NO, follow your instinct

>>19281388
sorry but you have to go back. loser.

>>19282891
Thanks to online colleges out the ass now and the explosion of "degrees" HR types don't even give a shit that you went to college. It's an expected thing. Use that to your advantage. Hit up one of those "paper mill" places, get yourself a nice degree w/transcript, nothing fancy to draw attention though. Long as you don't try to shoot for the sky job wise and act like you know what the hell your doing nobody will give a shit about you or care where you went to school (or didn't go).

>>19281909
paw is that you?

>>19282746
no one has flown and rented a car since February

>>19282891
"most" yes. but not the jobs that require a STEM diploma. the ones you described will probably go extinct anyway. since if it is a job where "all you need is common sense" that means you can be easily replaced by automation. or maybe just eliminated since a lot of those jobs are bullshit anyway.

>>19282936
hertz is not going anywhere. that will be get a bailout in one way or another. bankruptcy protection doesn't mean liquidation.

>>19283137
stem cucks will unironically be the first to be automated. they've already been automating their own jobs for decades now.

>>19282928
The stocks that provide those dividends don’t have much growth, that’s the point. I can reliably sell CC after CC and never get assigned, collect my small amount of growth and have compounding income from premium and dividends.

I guess if you can set your strikes masterfully enough as to not miss out on any growth then you’d have a point but the volatility in high growth stocks makes the return on growth stock CCs to iffy for me.

>>19281646
Do you really want to uu
Usogoi style gamble? I trust you, we can do it with BTC.

Kneepads I want to rape you personally in this game . What are we playing? Let's do this loser.

>>19283173
>BAILOUTS FOR EVERYONE!!!

>>19282115
theres a literal subreddit for this

https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/gfyndn/i_was_hunted_in_target_for_over_an_hour/

>>19283173

>>19282829
Yep, grocery stores are certainly getting closer to normal stock. Toilet paper came back earlier in my area, with at least some available at end of day when I shopped starting about three weeks ago. Curiously the only thing I still see empty shelves for is frozen pizzas.

>>19282752
Well, I have to say that I am new to this whole thing. How would I set myself up so that I could possibly live off of divvies in about 20 or so years?

retards, sixt will buy their trade mark out of bankruptcy, dirt cheap. hertz will become sixt. who cares.

>>19282746

b-b-but the market crashed the beginning of memorial day weekend in 2008, why can't jerome die

Kek, a former boss of our division well this person was pulling 80,000 plus benefits. Our manager position is ultra easy shit cause we're a self directing division; we know our jobs and how to do them. Pretty much all the manager does is sit at the desk and signs off on paperwork for upper level fucks to do whatever with. Also deal with the upper level fucks from time to time; its all bullshit easy though. Anyway this manger decided to take the cake I dunno why but they decided to cheat on time (earn more money) even though they were pulling a shit load as it was and doing an easy as fuck job to boot. Needless to say someone way up high found out. Our manger got fired. We ran without a de facto manager for 4 months before some other lucky bastard got the nod (cause like I said the job's easy shit)

>>19283267
The Japanese have an interesting business mindset. Their large trading companies operate on similar principals, meaning that they didn't experience the supply shocks to the same degree that we did. Interesting to notice the differences working with Japanese vs Western importers when you're working at the commodities level, but their mindset is largely the same be it commodities or value-added products.

Hypothetically, what's stopping me from going on Robinhood and checking to see which stocks fell the most percentage wise and buying $1,000 worth of shares and waiting for it to jump up for easy money? Excluding pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies of course since those are scams.

As an example, HPE jumped off a cliff but once Trump sends wage slaves back to work they're going to need printers and cheap laptops to start printing resumés and looking for work, no? Exactly.

>>19283424
price memory isnt a guarantee

>>19282670
Get a fucking lawyer, and if they can’t help you get another fucking lawyer. And then see what another lawyer is willing to do and how much they charge.

Do NOT take no for an answer. At least until you’ve explored all your options.

>>19282731
Are you an actually retard? Or maybe we’re you homeschooled? In much of history, the first born male got EVERYTHING and the siblings got jack shit.

>>19283424
Yeah... everyone who bought viacom and ford can’t wait for those to return to their previous valuations, right?

>>19282752
Dividends are great, but that doesn’t mean reach for yield. It just feels good and gives you more money to buy more stock. OR more stock if you use DRiP.

Dividends are your frens. Simple as. (REITs and mlps are not)

>>19283254
It depends, you have a lot of options with various levels of risk. The easiest thing you could do is build a portfolio of index ETFs and just let it grow. That would beat the performance of whatever dividend portfolio and it would have similar amount of risk, even less if you add in bond ETFs. It would hopefully return around 7% annually since that is the historical performance of the major indices.

If that isn't high enough return for you and you're willing to take on more risk, what you would choose to do is the million dollar question here and it's easy to get over your head and lose money. Whatever you do, don't take the word of anyone in this thread and try to copy their trades, that's the worst thing you can do and it would only be a matter of time until you got burned.

>>19283496
The thing about dividends that everyone discounts is the utility value of cash flow without having to sell your underlying. Can anybody in this thread say there wasnt a time when a couple hundo would have been clutch?

>>19281408
>>19283058
Cash management with interest, fractional shares, DRIP, options and no commissions. Tell me why it is bad? I have paid over $1k for TDA (((commissions)))

>>19283532
this is the way, get dividends and use those to either re-invest or play options with. it is literally playing with house money.

>>19282761
>>19282822
>>19282832
>>19282670

have a lawyer, been through the court, but its superannuation law and its up to the trustees at the superannuaction companies

>>19283559
I was going to go to TDA but the Robinhood margin is just too cheap.

>>19283626
talk to someone in the mob, have them lean on these fucking finooks. you it will probably cost you like $20k though but better than nothing.

>>19283626
or you can take matters into your own hands and your late dads gf drowns in an unfortunate riptide while surfing.

>>19283657
>>19283696
thing is her kids are tied up with those people, her sons (my age) are all well off with hells angel money so its salt in the wound

>>19283496
>>19283532
There should be no situation where you need draw money from your investment account outside of retirement, you should have an emergency fund for that. This is the problem with dividend investing and why they are not your fren, you are trading cash flow for worse performance, giving you the illusion of better profit but that isn't the case. With a non-dividend portfolio, very quickly the improved performance would negate any loss of selling during a down period in the market. This only compounds over time.

>>19283583
Hush, don't tell the poors that trading desks everywhere need retail to baghold growth stocks, so that they can all take profit multipliers & none of the downside risk through options on the same non-dividend paying growth stocks the poors got tricked into holding.

>>19283424
bruh you are a genius. i am going to buy airliner stocks now to be a millionaire

>>19283746
t. bagholder

bobo ? How are you bobo? Are you ok ?

>>19283746
Your portfolio doesn’t exist in a vacuum and there are other investments out there besides the stock market. Cash is the medium between all investments and is what dividends provide.

So does anybody know what CNBC was saying about 4chan earlier today?

>>19283796
The reason I know this is because I’ve had my dividends cover the mortgage on my rental property more than once.

>>19283424
holy shit this is genius. im going all in on cruise lines since they are only 10% of their previous value before the crash. gonna pick up some Luckin coffee too. JCP looks like a good buy its on ultra discount right now. what else guys?

did I miss the dip on ET/USAC or should I wait for them to go down again?

>>19281873
pray moderna and spotify dump hard

>>19283822
remember to invest in every mortgage, entertainment, residential, and office REIT you can find

>>19283746
dividend stocks are definitely a fren to canucks because anyone 18+ can get an entirely tax-free trading account (where you don't want to be making big risks because losses can't be written off for tax deductions since it's tax free in the first place)

>>19282670
lmao. story as old as time. greedy gold digging whores try to cut out dead mans family from will and steal the inheritance. this shit is sooo fucking common. im best friends with a trust and estate attorney. this shit happens ALL THE TIME. even if you are young, if you have anything of value you should get your fucking shit put in writing so it doesnt get stolen by some bimbo or the government. you would not believe how common this shit is.

>mans wife dies, starts dating new cougar.
>man dies, cougar claims they were commonlaw married, gets the house and all mans possessions
>mans children from first wife get nothing

literally. all. the. TIME.

>>19283837
bruh don't put REITs in the same risk as airliners/cruisers. Their financials are still solid (at least in Canada) and stuff like CHP are incredibly positioned well since their commercial real estate is anchored around their grocery chains (Loblaws specifically).
yes I am 100% into REITs because my corona NEETbux for gambling didn't arrive until after the March flash sales

>>19283886
Utilities are still a cheap buy

>>19282746
Companies should be forced to build a 6 month cash emergency fund

>>19283743
get a better lawyer

>>19283743
So why not take this bitch surfing?
This was your dad bro

>>19281641
What if you die at 63?

>>19282928
Gazprom OTC slips, not optionable but 11% dividend and potential 20% growth by the EOY.

Also RSX, optionable and with good volume & OI, 7% div and big holdigns in gazprom.

>>19283796
The argument was never that you should take the profit from dividends from your account and use it for other investments, it was instead implied that they were more profitable than the alternative. Even if you are frequently withdrawing cash from your investment account, most of the time you would still come out ahead with a non-dividend portfolio over a year period, and over a longer period it's almost a guarantee. A one or two percent difference in performance is huge.
>>19283841
Still not your fren. You want the highest possible return from your TSFA since you won't be penalized if you withdraw money regardless of if it came from a dividend or not, providing you don't contribute it again within a year.
>>19283785
What am I bagholding?

>>19283964
>What am I bagholding?
tankers

Anons should look into CLSN,

They are about to report results in july about a phase 3 chemotherapy treatment to cure the most common liver Cancer. The treatment is called thermodox. Do your DD over the weekend into this and you will be rewarded 5 weeks from now.

It could be up to 12$ by the time the p3 july results are reported. If the trial is successful then this stock will likely become worth what it used to be at 300$+. If this works out this could be a retirement stock for you.

I have 5 ITM calls already and plan to buy more.
Good luck!

Is anyone else unironically bearish?

>>19283985
P&D

>>19283966
I don't own any tankers. I'm not holding anything at the moment with a loss greater than a percent.

>>19284004
Im sure you figured that out in the 10 seconds you looked into it

>>19283985
>pajeet coming in to shill the latest debt laden p&d

>>19283985
FDA phase 3 trials only has a 25–30% chance of approval. Your post should be prefaced with that as not to imply it's likely that it will pass.

>>19284078
Some guy posted this thing today about HRTX, read it and then asked him about it but he did not respond. https://zwitterionanalytics.wordpress.com/publications/
It's a pain drug

why would someone ever buy QYLD when QQQ exists?

No one says you have to do just divvy stocks in your brokerage. Hell if you got the green do both divvy and more growth focused. Best of both worlds. Also take advantage of any company retirement plans. By the time you hang it up unless you've been cleaned out in a few divorces or got a bad gambling debt you should be set pretty good. Some lucky fucker who worked for our state govt was pulling 200,000 a year. The col is low as fuck and the avg salary is way less than 200,000. Needless to say that bastard was rolling in green..

>>19282670
Did you even go to court? I cannot believe a single judge would award 100% to a gold digger. Larp or something youre leaving out.

>>19284201
Well that's how it works most time unless it says in the will the dead person made. Wife is first in line followed by kids. It don't mater what other documents say. Now if the dead person made a will that screwed the wife outta the green then there'd be jack shit she could do about it.

Is it better to sell cash covered puts or covered calls?

IMAGINE LOSING EVEN A SINGLE DOLLAR SINCE MARCH 1ST.

You would have to be fucking retarded.

>>19284244
He said that his late dad left him 50% and 50% for brother and none for his not-actually-married-wife

Thoughts?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-airlines/u-s-grants-tentative-ok-for-15-air-carriers-to-suspend-service-to-75-airports-idUSKBN22Y330

>>19284101
There is too much bullshit to wade through for bio-pharma stocks so I never actually buy them. It seems very difficult to get accurate information without having access to an insider and nearly everyone claiming to have some great insight into a bio-pharma stock is just trying to pump and dump it.
>>19284160
That still isn't the best of both worlds unless you have to withdraw cash in the short term future during a bear market. If you don't need the cash, there's no reason to suffer worse performance by adding in dividend stocks to your portfolio. The dividend menace has gotten so bad that there are teenagers with a few hundred dollars in capital that believe they are going to become rich from it, it's getting really detached from reality.

>>19284244
Another little tidbit that's legal; Your married. You divorce after 5 years. Who gets what percentage of the money is all a big cluster fuck cause it pools into a single account. Easy fix that's legal. Separate accounts. One for you. One for her. Long as at any time during the marriage money don't flow from one to the other and her name is not on your account and yours ain't on hers, when you split she can't claim your green wad.

>>19283985
cool just like ONTX and SNSS right? any day now they will moon to $400/share

What’s wrong with holding bags ?

>>19284244
>>19284294
>He said that his late dad left him 50% and 50% for brother and none for his not-actually-married-wife
I believe that was just what the insurance policy stated and it wasn't a claim made in a will which would have been much harder to dispute.

>>19284269
depends. calls have unlimited risk and puts can only go down a limited amount. but people are more likely to buy retardedly low probability calls than puts

>>19282936
$CAR puts

>>19284348
nothing, its a viable legit strategy and generally the recommended one for people who dont have the time/risk tolerance/knowledge/luck to trade constantly

>>19284348
>>19284348
It's entirely dependent on what you are holding. There's nothing wrong with bag holding something like an S&P index ETF, but if you're doing it with a meme stock, there's an opportunity cost and it's poor money management. If you're going to hold bags, they should have a great risk/reward ratio, don't just hold them because 'tee hee, it's not a real loss until I sell'. That said, most people in this thread would just buy equally bad stocks if they cut their losses but they shouldn't be actively trading anyway.

>>19283175
are you retarded? a computer can't do mechanical design, for instance. Your pretty generative design parts still need the forces and constraints set. proper engineering or scientific jobs won't get taken over by AI for a solid 50 years minimum.

>>19283746
What? Why do dividends imply taking money out of your account?
You either use DRiP or you reinvest it yourself when it or another stock dips.

>>19284003
The small spec in me is SCREAMING that this is unsustainable.

I’m just now realizing there are more upside surprises than downside surprises on the way. I can’t believe I didn’t buy the dip (well I did buy some low beta stocks).

Is a second spike a surprise? Is a terrible 2nd quarter a surprise? Would continues quarantines in some cities be a surprise?

Anything going well is and has been a surprise.

>>19284319
>The dividend menace
Fuckin kek. There are also teenagers who make other poor investment decisions of very little information, thinking it’ll get them rich. You think it’s bad that they buy a little JNJ or PepsiCo or Microsoft? I’d rather that than lotto scratchers or some biotech bullshit like GALT.

>>19284452
Airlines and MGM. Only 100 shares of each though.

>>19284452
The problem is that bagholders don't consider lost time to be lost money. They keep it in a separate mental account which is retarded.

>>19284461
>are you retarded?
Are you that same schizo who filled up the last thread calling everyone a retard and picking fights? Obviously there are exceptions to blanket statements, and design is notoriously difficult to automate.

>>19281182
>nuuuu am a flaming faggot
fixed that for you

thoughts?

https://youtu.be/_rQ_vZrDDd8

is this priced in

>>19284504
I just bought some MGM. Should I get more?

>>19282636
That rat penis is on that whores head.

>>19284609
Fuck idk. I’m gonna get more. I’ve got 100 of rrr too. If they are anything like ERI they will shoot way up when they start opening.

>>19284597
People need haircuts.

>>19284316
are you hoping that's going to help much with billion dollar losses every quarterly? those airliners are going to have crazy cash burn no matter what. Planes will have to run at half capacity for social distancing. Never mind that no one's going to be flying for vacation when they'd need to be in quarantine for 4 weeks.
but nah man, you gotta buy airlines since everyone else is fearful.

>>19284689
people realize that this virus is just a load of shit. look at Eldorado stock (ERI) it re-opened last weekend and it was pack af

>>19283964
>The argument was never that you should take the profit from dividends from your account and use it for other investments

Correct, in fact you completely neglect this aspect.

>>19284631
Yes
And thank you miss but I’m still thirsty
I’m going to need you to refill this bottle

Have any of you oil anons bought Pembina Piplines? Debating getting a pipeline play and dont know whats left that is valuable.

>>19284461
absolutely seething schizoposter

>>19283801
It was just a story about retail trading increasing while people are working from home. They went with that angle, not the angle that it’s also increasing while people are getting stimulus checks.

>>19284688
Yes
And thank you miss but I’m still thirsty
I’m going to need you to refill this bottle

>>19284631
DID YOU JUST ASSUME XIR GENDER?!?

>>19284777
Are you saying that rat penis is on a trannys head?

2/3 Thread Reminder that Literally the only things ever worth buying (premiumchads notwithstanding) are:
TQQQ
>b-b-b-but LE TECH IS LE TOPPED
SPXL
>b-b-b-but I AM A PUSSY
SSO
Pick one. It will perform better than your meme cruise, hotel, airline, biomeme, oil, etc. play. it is really THAT easy. Bigger gains over shorter periods of time.

>>19284466
That is true, but a lot of the dividend teenagers will eventually get unsatisfied with their return and jump straight into risky bullshit. Although much of that is the fault of places like /smg/ or R*ddit's WSB that encourage it through having a constant cycle of idiots who think they are some genius trader yet will end up wiping their account within their first year. It's like the Tripfag population, most of which wiped their account recently and are now too ashamed to post.
>>19284504
Isn't MGM close to recent highs? It has been tracking the indices much closer than airline stocks, you'll get a chance to exit if the market keep pumping.

>>19284809
Are you day trading these?

OH NO NO NO
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>19284842
That’s a good point. Even if it were to return to ath it would only be a little over 2x where it is now.

>>19284662
Have you looked into PENN?

>>19284854
You can but it doesn't matter. It is optimal leveraged bull play that has the same logic of "LoL just buy an index". It isn't completely passive because you need as many alerts as you can find to protect yourself during a crash although generally the gains are so large anyway you'd still be ahead.

>>19284688
buy a $20 clipper set. Problem solved.

>>19281356
Lets say you can get a 3% yield on every 1k you invest. 3% of 1000 is 30 and 30/365 is about 0.08. Every $1,000 you put in gets you another $0.08 a day. This is before thinking about the reinvestment of the dividend income. After just 5 years you will be making around $4.80 a day. I have rounded down as well so it will really be a little more. Imagine somebody buying you a free coffee for life. That is what 5 years of saving will net you. Now imagine 20 years of this. You will end up with about 20 dollars a day just for being a divvy chad. This is all without considering a DRIP and with a conservative YOC of 3%. Keep it up and you will be well off.

.

Yo smug, I sat in traffic on my commute home from work today for the first time in two months. I think I might actually miss the lockdown

>>19285029
Ya. Feel like I missed that boat though, just like ERI.

>>19285085
I want to get into leveraged ETFs, but I am not putting money into them until VIX stays below 30 for a few weeks straight. I'd like to move to 50% leveraged ETF once VIX is under 20, then potentially 75% with VIX under 15. I'd still use alerts, but yes, swing trading is ideal.

Would selling covered calls on these leveraged ETFs help mitigate losses?

>>19285216
This one is kind of dumb because fag hags are just women who hang around gay men.

>>19283822
>lucking coffee
Hey. This one actually looks interesting to hold for a year or three. Thanks, anon

coronavirus is ebin

>>19285266
I’ve never bought leveraged ETFs but I’ve always been interested. How hard and for how long would we have to crab for something like TQQQ to have meaningful decay? I don’t expect the ‘20s to go on as epic a bull run as the ‘10s. Might be worth throwing 10 large at though (~5% of my folio)

>>19282194
>If all of this comes to head ON TOP of the lingering effects of CV, which will likely stay with us until next year, if not grow in magnitude over the coming months, markets could be in for a lot of pain.
Let's also make note of the state and local government budgets, which will drive openings to be much faster and riskier than necessary. Not only is consumer confidence unlikely to spike back to levels that support revenues that prevent bankruptcy for the businesses, but too much activity will end up necessitating federal intervention to shut things back down. I guess we should also be watching OH and MI for this too. The longer term effect of draining the muni and state funds will be a strong downward pressure on consumer confidence and spending. Pensions are on the chopping block again, possibly more now than they were in '18 and '19, and we're likely going to see aggressive changes in tax policy or a large reduction in state services since no one has money to purchase stressed muni's except for banks and the FED. The differences between municipalities and states will likely be somewhat exacerbated moving forward. Maybe it's a good idea to be a rentcuck for the time being.

>inb4 some shithead says "nothingvirus"
we have enough data from abroad to support that an aggressive reopening will very likely be followed by a surge in ICU admissions that will overwhelm a health system unless it's in a sparsely populated area that can benefit from the new mobile/coordinated health infrastructure. That said, for the n-teenth time, this has nothing to do with a virus, so much as it has to do with an over-leveraged economy.

>>19285308
Did you try not holding?

>>19282567
Can you repeat the question?

>>19280997
Rate my port

>>19285295
I'd be careful dawg, you do know what happened to them?
>>19285221
I had to walk home 3 miles in the rain :(
pretty meditative though, have heard reports of strange sounds in the sky in California

>>19285318
I was also curious, so I tested this with a single share of SPXU and SPXL bought about a month ago, at the start of the crab. I compared the decay over the month by basing the initial value of SPXU/SPXL to the corresponding value of SPY at which they were bought. The result is that after a month or so of crabbing, measuring at the same SPY price relative to the initial purchase, they had lost ~5.6% in value.

>>19284377
Not sure if you're still around, but why?

>>19284901
I'm inclined to believe this whole pandemic is a joke.

I did a little test to see the performance of some leverage etfs, compared to FAANG, against S&P over a 7 year period.

Of course it is very risky, but maybe throwing a little money into it could be worth it? This was for $1000 over 7 years reinvested.

>>19282426
Lol go ahead and tank the market bro. Try to shake 'em out

I'm holding until zero anyway faggot

What are you gonna do? Tank them all the way to zero? Lol good fucking luck

You gonna bankrupt all the oil tankers at once? Is that even mathematically possible?

You jealous we've figured out the market and are all posed to make money? Does that make you mad?

Seething that we're "betting against America"? lol faggot

Please, go ahead, drop the stock price more. I'll just but more to average my cost basis down. Checkmate faggots

I'm waiting... ??

Oh what's that? DHT just dropped another 5%? just bought more faggot

Oh, you're tanking FRO on the back of their stellar earnings report and increased dividends? Just bought more faggot

TNK having another -10% day? who cares just bought more

Oh, EURNs giving up all of its 5% gains just from this morning? looks like i just bought 5% more faggot

Seething at the Rystad report re-dooming oil storage so you're spamming the red button? keep spamming nigger i've still got cash

The only thing you possibly could have left to do is hack into my brokerage account at manually sell my shares yourself. good luck doing that, faggot

What are the best dividend stocks? I'm lazy as fuck and just want to buy a bunch of these for the downturn and let them reinvest for literal free money.

>>19285416
>Not only is consumer confidence unlikely to spike back to levels that support revenues that prevent bankruptcy for the businesses, but too much activity will end up necessitating federal intervention to shut things back down.
People have a STRONG desire to return to normal, but there is also a great deal of risk aversion. No one wants any lawsuits from opening their schools or businesses. So I do see it as a possibility that consumer demand does bounce back. I don’t see it as a likelihood that there will be any federal shutdowns, especially since there were never any federally mandated shutdowns in the first place.

The sensible thing is to assume people are going to be reckless and irresponsible and get infected at high rates. Which means the downside surprise is the one everyone is bracing for, while the upside surprise is something we’re completely unprepared for. Very few people think things are going to go well, so what happens if they’re better than expected?

Beautiful anime gril. The crease at the hips is a little overly defined or something, but it’s very nice.

>>19285452
>strange sounds in the sky in California
Oh no. It’s not just another planned Elon launch?

please respond

Heya Banks! ;)

>>19285289
Whitmer cultivated a reputation for being laughably Machiavellian. She's not dumb enough to anger her faction's golden cows.

Opinions on the BYND stock?

Zoomers love going vegan and "sustainability". Increasing, so does the stock market

>tanker stocks
>dividends
>buying bankrupts
what other stupid larp shit will smg come up with next

>>19285600
>I do see it as a possibility that consumer demand does bounce back
I am not sure that the consumer demand will be great enough to support businesses through their obligations. Yes we have the Main St. loans, PPP, CARES, etc. supporting businesses and spending, but there will still be a drop in aggregate revenues which will disproportionately affect certain sectors and, based on our current debt/credit environment, a failure to return to nearly full throttle activity will probably force many businesses to fold. Yes, we definitely want to trim the fat, but I don't see it being likely to be just fat trimming. margins are just far too tight.
>there were never any federally mandated shutdowns in the first place
You're right do doubt federal intervention, but I'm thinking it's much more on the table than something like the Dark Financial Arts. I'd still keep eyes on OH and MI in addition to CA and TX.

>Very few people think things are going to go well, so what happens if they’re better than expected?
we resume the debt bubble which is literally just clack-posting for another.. year or two? The expenses are growing because of the unsustainable models affecting business operators. shit like commercial rentals need to get absolutely anally obliterated because the rent obligations are far too high to support profitable businesses. The costs of living are too high, wages are too low, credit is too loose. The economic stresses from 2016 to 2020 will tighten until the system can't profit enough from additional debt.

also, enjoy. it's my favorite semen demon.

>>19284809
youre talking about better performing shares right? Not options.

>>19285592
MCD
SBUX
KO
MMM
BP
CVX
AAPL
MSFT
AFL
NKE
MA
V

>>19285677
my divvies are comfy! who cares that ive lost 30% of the value of my shares! sometime next year divvies will allow me to break even if they dont cut them! time has no value! you don't lose money if you don't sell! :^)

>>19285663
High volatility. Good meme fuel for pumps. I have no opinion on the product other than the fact that it bothers me fast food outfits offering it charge more for it than they do for real beef/pork. That's the case for A&W anyway, not sure about others.

>>19285592
why not just buy a dividend etf?
eg. VIG, SDY, SCHD

>>19285562
Wait, is this recent pasta?

>>19285600
Plan for the worst, hope for the best. At least if things all simultaneously go better than expected (huge ask), we might see less volatility.

>>19285677
>TVIX

What’s going on fatties? Up on a business forum at midnight Friday? What’s the matter? Never had sex before?

>>19285714
I bet youre Ciz

>>19285737
can't wait for my random selection of tankers to let me retire!!

new

>>19285768
>>19285768
>>19285768
>>19285768
>>19285768

>>19285775
we're gonna make it when the oil goes -$100 on may 19th! Tankers will go up 100x!

Fuck this gay earth

>>19285677
>>19285737
Anon worked as a NEET unlike his father and his gran,
A'working in a basement jacking to boat stocks and 2D girls from Japan.
One day Anon was hard, the Jew appeared right from hell.
He held a roll of gloom and a bucket full of sell.
The Jew said unto Anon, "TAKE THESE SELLS AND GOYISH GLOOM,
BUT YOU ALSO TAKE THESE LOSSES, AND I WILL TAKE THE BOOM."
Anon despised the Jew, and the Jew squealed and hissed,
and the Anon knew too well the tankers were too good to resist.

>>19285600
No my parents said they heard 5-10 booms so loud they shook the house, no new story yet. If you search their city on twitter there are a bunch of people wondering what it was o_O
>>19285714
This whole situation has returned me to my 14 year old Austrian-Libertarian phase pretty quick, it's a little disturbing. I just can't fathom how we're gonna get out of a 2008-esque situation (though kind of in reverse as this will be driven by economics on the ground rather than high financial fuckups)

>>19285806
There have been booms that people have heard/recorded going on for years. Check Google. I think they even have a Wiki page under "unexplained natural phenomena" or similar.

>>19285663
It’s been one of the best performers in my meme portfolio which is unironically my son’s 529 savings account. Don’t worry, he won’t need it for another 16 years, if he even goes to college. He seems pretty stupid so far

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