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>>19279363
A couple?

>>19279363
Until I died

1000 times

>>19279363
I mean, 100 of 100 outcomes would be desirable. So infinity times I guess?

Either once or write a will giving it to my family and roll 10+ times

Unironically once

I setup a racket where I pay homeless people to roll the dice and we split each mill 30/70 in my favor, why 30% of my earnings going towards my security.

however long it takes for me to be the richest man on earth, and then some to rub it in

>>19279363
fuck off commie

>>19279431
this is only time i’ve said this unironically: you are definitely going to make it

>>19279440
You're almost guaranteed to die rolling it 1000 times, and that's just 1 billion

>>19279458
seconded

>>19279468
>almost
The desire to live will keep me going.

5 times would be enough to retire and it's only 5% risk

>>19279363
random.org

roll a 1 and you die. I rolled 30 times and didn't get a 1. The chances of getting a 1 on the first roll are pretty slim, but I bet if it was for real I would get fucked on the first roll cause my luck is shit. So simulation aside, I wouldn't roll the fucker once. I love my family more than a couple million bucks

Probably 0, maybe 1.

>>19279607
I was larping before, I haven't gotten a one in five minutes and the only thing I've been doing is rolling in that amount of time.

>>19279697
Ok I finally got a one after all that time.

>>19279363
Idgo to africa and use a bunch of expendable child dice rollers to assume the risk for me and take all the money.

>>19279363
5. I used one of these for d&d and feel pretty confident I’d never get the death roll

>>19279440

around 10-15 times

>>19279363
Keep rolling till I die

>>19279363
every time it was about life or death i had insane good luck. every time it was about money i had insane bad luck.

>>19279431
very baste

>>19279388


Only accurate answer

>>19279363
At least once, maybe twice.

>>19279810

once, it's the same scenario like in the quantum immortality. You can only win. Otherwise your consciousness doesn't exist anymore.

>>19279363
5

until the sweet release of death, probably a gun is faster though

I would roll once, if i survive call a lawyer and get him on retainer, have him set up a trust for my current family members if they met specific guidlines. My brother would have to have children with an aryan woman etc. etc.
Then I would start rolling and every roll I win I would transfer the funds to the trust.
Keep rolling until I die and make my family into a dynasty.

Probably 0, I might give in and roll it once

>>19279949
based

>>19279949
based and bloodlinepilled

>>19279607
177 lol

>>19279363
fucking zero i got 1 outed 3 times yesterday playing holdem i have no fucking chance of not instantly dying

To put it into perspective, the annual probability of dying from any cause in the US is 0.8% (8000 micromorts per year).