/biz/ - Business & Finance

a n i m e

first for bears

Why are futures green...
I went all in on SQQQ...

First for BOBOS to make a comeback by close.

TA is real

If you have Moderna dump it at the end of the day

>>19268707
Bobos. Please give up already. You will never win, accept that the market is manipulated and join the bulls.

divy stocks are your friend

>>19268730
eat my asshole

Bobos are communist scum

>ever doubting green line go up

today is going to be the day for my SOXL put i can feel it

why do you always make new threads way too early?

nth for MRNA

I got memed into ET, fuck

$FSLY or $NET?

>>19268773
Do both, one is often down when the other is up.

>>19268725
NDS is red dumbass.

These are the money making hours, anon. Early before most of the world is even awake.

What are your strategies for today? Got your SIAFI limit buys in place? (Set it and forget it.)

>>19268784
oops just went green.

sucks to be you bobo

>>19268745
You will lose again and again.

>>19268725
Stop burning money, jesus.

>>19268745

>>19268736
best divy?

>>19268723
Based

>>19268707
>Margin Call edition
Kino as fuck

>>19268760
because fuck trannime

>>19268722
>airbus crash captain landed in heavily populated area
>the virgin Trained Professional
>the chad Middle-Eastern Disaster Artist

So I started investing in stocks beginning of March. Just hit 20% in gains and I’m pretty happy.

I might pick up some ETFs next week with my paycheck or get some cheap retail and hold the bag for couple years.

I’m going to go for some Taiwan ETFs if they go cheaper because of trouble with China.

>>19268816
>tfw Sony will never release a handheld ever again
Why even bother

>>19268772
ETs a pretty solid HODL. 8 bucks plus is a bit higher than what its been the last week or so, so you might see some dip. Not much though, and bright side its held steady during the oil rout while other oil stocks have tanked.

whats the general consensus on BUD here? i mean, everybody likes beer, right? stock is down so could be a good time to buy

Hello? BASED department?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXI_Vd51dA

PREP THE BVLL BEARCVCKS WE ARE GOING BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG BVLL DICK!

WHY IS ACB FUCKING CRASHING

>>19268856
because it’s a pump n dump dudeweed shitter?

>>19268852
>muh dividend
dividends wont make you rich pal, daytrading is making you rich

Time for the next pump in the PnD watched around the world: MRNA

>>19268856
>He fell for the dudeweedlmao meme.
>Again

Canadas overregulation chokes out their industry forcing legit shops to overcharge. So black market continues to undercut legit shops.

>>19268856
dude weed bro

Everytime TradingView lags for me, I know shit will dip and it's fucking lagging right now.

>>19268725
>>19268726
>we tracked it back to it's lair by the trail of prostate blood
>p-putzies....m-mmmmkay? it burbled
>"znot ...sss-slike burr... me beer.." the creature lurched forward and flapped a stained fin(?) at me
>"m-murst ....murst... haf skukukusss"
we had come to finish the job, but found that god had leveled the coup de grace long before we had ever turned up.

Are we about to head and shoulders ourselves into the long weekend?

>>19268725
Because Trump is delisting chinese companies form the stock exchange

>>19268928
based Potus

>>19268928
BASED

>>19268856
Because they make shit extremely low quality product and no one buys it but speculators are retarded so...

>>19268928
can we do this bilaterally and take ours off of theirs? fuck these foreign investors.

>>19268832
you should buy options

>>19268928

based as fuck

SPY signals are bullish for the day on my end. I'm going to try proper options trading for the first time: $200 worth of near ATM calls for the next few attempts. The goal is to automate the process as much as possible and average at least $150 per day until corona-chan ends its ravaging of the stock market, while I trade whatever on the sides.

>>19268919
unless you pay for the premium feed the lag/delay is stupid. better off looking at your brokers charts

also TA isn't real

literally crabbing at 0% could go in any direction at open

>>19268928
>NOOOO! DAS RASIS!!!

$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?

>>19268890
This, if the Canadian governement removed the taxes that would be the only way for these weed businesses to be worth investing in

I wonder is the CPC would consider doing that if they win next election

>>19268959
Most of the data updates every second (although sometimes it has lag issues, delay is not the problem). Meanwhile my broker wants me to fork over $90/month for realtime data, 10m delayed otherwise.

>>19268959
What the fuck are you on about, I meant the site in general not the prices/chart. I'm on a 100mbps connection and it's fucking fine, so it's not me.

it will go up right? fuck make a move already

>>19268977
The only reason the cucknadian government allowed dude weed lmao in the first place was $$$, they'll never ever remove the taxes. Anything to fuck over the little man so they can line up their pockets. That's their motto.

Bye bye chinks

>>19268728
I dumped half at open yesterday, bought in at $25.42 so I secured my original plus some profits. Why do you suggest dumping?

>>19268928
I dont think thats true, not for another 5 years at least

>>19268994
It was down 1% already today. Sure it goes up. So bullish signals right now.

Here's my take on the vaguely known pharma vaccine companies. Every other day moderna is praised for doing nothing, their stock skyrockets because they are going to save the world. From what I have read their mRNA method of developing a vaccine is pretty much experimental and not a way that a vaccine has ever been developed before.

Meanwhile, Inovio who is developing a vaccine the traditional way, which has been proven effective for longer than we have been alive, reports any positive news about their progress literally every stock market "watchdog" freaks and scrambles to post articles as fast as possible discrediting them and saying their stock should be at 1 dollar not 15.


The way I read this Inovio is an actual vaccine candidate and moderna is a PnD

>>19268928
he isnt

its a bill proposed by ted kennedy and passed the senate with unanimous vote

next is a vote in the house and finally a signature by trump

which my prediction will be that he trashes the bill because he cares too much about his stock market

>>19269001
Based as fuck. Fuck Chyna.

>>19269015
Trump has to pass it if he actually wants to appear hard on China and something everyone agrees with.

>>19269015
Chink companies don't help the US stock market, and removing them means more money in non-chink companies meaning a stronger US stock market. It also lines up with his anti-insect agenda.

>>19268835
Why even bother with what exactly...?

>>19269010
Everyone knows MRNA is a PnD. But why not use an obvious PnD to inflate the stock market further and further. Same story with Gilead, nobody really cares at this point. Just buy and enjoy the gains.

>>19269015
He supports the bill because chinese companies dont play by our rules on our exchange. You'll see, plus with hong kong getting ass raped you know the bill will have full support

My company disallows me from entering the stock market because of 'potential insider trading abuse', as I work with mutual funds.

Please, /biz/, how else am I to waste my hard earned money?

>>19269038
Ok you addressed part of my post, but is it not strange to you how if inovio as much as says it had a nice day the stock market kikes go into full panic mode?

>>19269001
Looks like my gsx 15$ puts might pay off afterall.

>>19269038
>Just buy and enjoy the gains.
i wish i could just do this, but it's so fucking degen. I'm hurting

TSM is safe right? it's on America's side since it's not mainland china?

>>19269069
trade bitcoin

>>19269069
buttcoin

>>19268970
>futures regain 1% losses overnight
>could go any direction
Yeah ok bobo

>>19269069
do you have a cellphone? can you download apps? can you put a lock code on your phone? are you a cuck for your boss?

>Deere reinstating 2020 guidance and says tractor says strong despite pandemic
What a nothing burger this case of the sniffles has been. An ATH shouldn't be too far away after all.

>>19269093
bahburrrr bahble up up up! haha yaaaaaaaaay bahburrrrrr pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

>>19269082
Why? Even a braindead ppl can make money here - retail investors - RH incels, everyone is making money. Just buy, not a bubble at all. Remember to sell before everyone else does... :)

>>19269010
They want to push for that so they can go forward with their shit Gates agenda

>>19269107
Are you retarded? Only reason futures were down was because of Hong Kong but other markets didnt seem to care which means we dont have to panic sell

>>19269069
Your boss trades stocks you retard, its a rule noone enforces, just for show.

Why are you such a child?

>>19269015
>election year
>losing in the polls
>everyone hates china right now
>"trump wont approve a ban on chinese stocks"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

>>19269000
True but they aren't making much taxes since no one is buying it, they need to crush the black market first, the Liberals are too stupid to realize that but I am hoping the CPC understand that

>futures hit -1%
>a few 1 min candles later
>positive

I'm actually feeling angry and stressed just at the level of blatant manipulation and stupidity

>>19269082
>degen
>animeposter

I see.

>>19269139
because im 22 lmao
>>19269097
fidelity has strict rules enforcing it, I don't intend to get fired just to lose a few grand.

>>19269135
This, other markets just went down 1% and then went up 1%. So all good.

>>19269001
Herro? Basado departamento?

>>19269069
Invest in your own mutual fund?

Is it going to pump or dump at open?

>>19269125
unfortunately, I'm not gonna bet that I can act that fast.

>>19269135
there's literally no reason for price action. It's literally a debt bubble. All motion is dictated by perceived access to capital. The FED chat yesterday should have spelled that out very clearly.

>>19269156
>2D isn't pure
kek

>>19269148
They realize that but are too incompetent to do it properly. Cops see a drug dealer they ask for a free joint in exchange for letting the little faggot free. That was the case even before it was legal.

>>19269032
Like stopping one of the top ways shitskins are here illegally too by giving them visas because I mean he had to because he was against it, right?

>AMRN dumping again
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>19269184
Yes.

>>19269189
Giving them a visa is good, to be fair, since then they're documented, thus can be thrown out, instead of hiding and needing effort to locate. Also makes them more likely to pay taxes.

are there any based /asx/ boys here?

>>19269184
based king fisher

>>19269141
>>19269046
>>19269034
threatening to delist and increased regulation only incentivizes chinese companies to move somewhere else, depriving jobs and opportunities in our economy

>inb4 chinese companies are shit and we didnt need them anyway

sure keep thinking that

your blood may be running FUCK CHINA, but trump is surprisingly smarter in this area
more economic activity is always better

>>19269069
just get your mum or someone to buy your shares

And WALLAH we're green.

Who else is tired of the crab?

>>19269001
Will NIO be affected. Because Holy fuck.

>>19269210
chinese companies outsource to india, India superpower 2021

>>19269210
Chink companies don't give jobs to americans, it's the opposite.

>>19269184
One, then the other.

>>19269193
>Amarin Supports Trial to Investigate the Effects of VASCEPA® (icosapent ethyl) in the Treatment of COVID-19
Why the fuck is amrn still above $2?

>>19269229
I'm tired of what is literal actual manipulation.

>>19269141
>losing in the polls

lol polls. Not this shit again. If you believe the dementia patient will beat Trump I have some oceanfront property in Arkansas to sell you.

>>19269001
and nothing of value was lost

>>19269256
Do you even know what vascepa is? It's fucking omega-3, it's a literal meme. Even if it were to work that wouldn't mean ANYTHING AT ALL for the company. Moreover nobody cares which company is "supporting trial" for their product, people care about FDA approval prospects.

Meg I need you...
Meg we need to experiment with biology and technology together...

my bags are fucking BLUE come on you stupid useless printer

>>19269281
>Do you even know what vascepa is?
Yea.. I made fun about it yesterday already.

$HSBC finna get rekt this morning. Tempting to pick up the preferred financial institution of money launderers everywhere at a discount.
How low can it go? We shall see, new ATL incoming soon.

my spotify puts :)

>>19268856
They put out an obvious pump and dump PR yesterday you mong

>NVIDIA beats high expections in earnings yesterday
>stock crashed all day and aftermarket
..Why?

>>19269307
so you think money laundering will stop because of the chinese government?

>>19269209
you staying up late to get burger stonks?

>>19268764
Why is this shit up

>>19269210
>incentivizes chinese companies to move somewhere else, depriving jobs
You're a special anon, aren't you?

Who HII here?

>>19269256
fuck off LCIfaggot kys

Alibaba Group Holding Co. (BABA) posted stronger-than-expected fourth quarter earnings Friday, as China's months-long lockdown boosted online sales for Asia's most valuable tech company.

Alibaba said diluted non-GAAP earnings for the three months ending in March, the company's fiscal third quarter, were pegged at $1.30 per share, topping Wall Street's estimate of around 86 cents per share. Group revenues, Alibaba said, rose 22% from last year to $16.144 billion, again topping analysts' estimates of a $15.28 billion tally. Cloud computing revenues, Alibaba said, rose 58% to a record $1.725 billion.

Looking into the 2021 financial year, Alibaba said it sees revenues in the region of 650 billion Chinese yuan ($91 billion) .

“Our overall business continued to experience strong growth, with a total annual active consumer base of 960 million globally, despite concluding the fiscal year with a quarter impacted by the economic effects of the COVID-19 pandemic," said CEO Daniel Zhang. "The pandemic has fundamentally altered consumer behavior and enterprise operations, making digital adoption and transformation a necessity."

>>19269348
read the thread, or google it

>>19269333
good news=stock crash
bad news=stock moons
its that easy

>>19269210
You dude you are retarded chinks only provide:
chink money
chink labour
Neither of which the US needs

bobo are you okay?

I actually feel really mad and stressed right now seeing negative 1% go positive with 1 min candles

"Fuck you puts, faggot"

- Jerome Powell

Are we expecting bloodbath today?

Also hi, I'm back, how's everyone doing frens?

>>19269333
Tech stocks and e-commerce live in inverse land. Negative earnings = shopify moons.

>>19269269
If you dont think Trump is going to do everything he can to secure that 2nd term then you're as dumb as Biden

>>19268792
Never keep any positions after hours I guess, futures is when they fuck the market

>>19269001
I love this timeline.

Biden getting elected will cause the biggest stock market crash ever seen because I will be taking profits beforehand. There will be riots and blood in the street. Democrats will react like headless chickens and kill burgerland economy for the next 30 years. Dark times ahead

Jerome has signed onto his Robinhood account

>Occidental Petroleum OXY and TOTAL S.A. TOT canceled the remaining part of the deal for Africa assets
interesting

>>19269410
that statue is so fucking retarded

Lets say I owned chink stocks and the stocks get de-listed. What happens then?

>>19269432
Is Biden getting elected?
I dont follow your elections, what are the chances Trump/Biden wins?

>>19269448
wasn't that 4 days ago
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-occidental-m-a-total/total-calls-off-plan-to-buy-occidental-petroleums-ghana-assets-idUSKBN22U0LJ?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FbusinessNews+%28Business+News%29

>>19269378
PnD-tier vaccine rumors = moon mission
Company exceeds expectations = doomp eet
Record unemployment increasing with millions every report = not as bad as expected, strong buy
Economy in the dumpster = more bailouts and free money incoming, strong buy

>>19269457
>double bottom
UP UP AND AWAYYYY

god speed oil kings o7

>>19269432

it will be priced in before the election

>>19269210
>He thinks chinks hire American
When will you cucks learn that whites are the only ones who dont have a tribal mentality which is also why we will be the first race to die (indians dont count because they were backwards retards with no tech and a fetish for scalping. But if you did want to count them fine, guess you agree they shouldnt have let other races in you racist )

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HERE WE GOOOO

>>19269451
You lose all your money and get the death penalty for treason.

>>19269464
I'd put odds at +150 Trump/+400 Biden

>>19269451
You're getting paid in Yuan for the stock.
The company is not bankrupt, it will move to another stock exchange.

BLOOD RED OPENING

>>19269450
>Dow climbs 300 points
>uses shitty brat instead of bull
That means it's still a bear market, right?

>>19269451
you would have no way of selling them and you'd have to move to china

>>19269464
If the dems had anyone else running against trump I would be worried. Trump beats biden in a landslide

>>19269247
Depends, if they buy it factories like that kikeflix documentary covered

>>19269464
Frankly, chance of trump win is 100%. Everytime biden is allowed to talk he shows his intense dementia, he's literally unable to form a plausible sentence, much less a logical thought. It's absolutely impossible even for people who would ordinarily vote "anything except trump" to go biden.

>>19269450
Why do you hate women

>>19269479
>>19269482
Oh God I'm afraid to look what happened

>>19269501
yeah there's a reason that Bernie almost beat Biden, no one likes him even before he got dementia.

>>19269471
or dead cat bounce on reverse cup and handle

>>19269486
based desu

Come on polos. Pump airlines a little more so I donate my bags to your glorious cause
Got to show Buffett how wrong he is :^)

>>19269502
Nah, they give jobs to chinks in the US in that case (and illegals).

>>19269464
Shillary was supposed to be a sure thing

>that was the last opening bell until Tuesday

YES SHOP DUMPS, FUCKING YES BOYS

>>19268951
I actually got options approved on Ameritrade but I’m a bit scared. I don’t I can wrap my mind around puts to be effective. I might start slow with covered calls.

>>19269508
nah, I see a lot of "vote blue no matter who" retards, like they would apparently vote for Hitler as long as he was a Democrat and opposing Trump.

UAL going to the moon boys

>>19269464
If it were legal for me to bet on presidential elections, I'd put my life savings on Trump.

>>19269518
>>19269508
It's wild to me how a couple years ago when leftists were still enamored with Obama how everyone loved Joe because he was the quirky and lovable VP. But before even before candidacy there was a hard switch and everyone started to hate him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19269475
are you saying it is priced in now?

>>19269549
the anti drumpf circus is a really vocal minority

You know what, at least one world leaders is telling China how it is. All the rest are cucks. They literally did start the virus (therefore China virus or whuan virus) and they literally did cover it up.

Based Trump, I'm not even American.

What the f*ck happened? Wasn't the S&P500 +0.3% a few seconds ago!?

>>19269558
Because vice presidents literally don't do anything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XOMBRES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY IS IT CRASHING

>>19269510
They took something that had nothing to do with them, and made it about themselves. Typical women behavior.

>>19269575
Don't panic, retard.

so whats gonna happen to my BABA

>>19269575
a 0.5% move is nothing dude, futures may as well be flat.

>>19269558

the "Biden Bro" stuff was literally, LITERALLY a reddit forcefed psyop.

>>19269555
why isnt it legal for you

>>19269555
Why wouldnt it be legal, there a re a shitton of bet sites that have it in England.

>>19269552
Then you better sell because this shit is unsustainable. They are in so much shit that they will get lucky if the won't go bankrupt by end of the year.

>>19269589
I love that feminist think this was a success. It is LITERALLY women standing in the way of economic progress.

>>19269425
Secure it against fucking who? lol Biden lost this before he ever ran.

>>19269549
There are always extremists like that on both sides, it's useless to consider them at all because 1- they're a very very small minority and 2- they can never be convinced of anything.
When I mention the people who normally vote 'not-trump', I mean those that want someone other than trump because they don't agree with his policies and want a good president, not those who are literally brainwashed. Those people would vote hillary in a heartbeat, they would vote bernie even more so, but biden?

Will SAVA ever recover bros..........?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgH23pGZHA4

-0.03% haha get rekt mumus

>>19269602
lol

When will I learn to quit buying the open and fuckingggggg myself. Looks like I'm in DAL for the long haul now boys

>>19269602
No thanks, just bought more. Up to 350 shares

>>19269601
last I checked the max you could bet on Predictit was like $1k?

DUMP IT

i sold at the bell, have a good 3 day weekend everybody

>>19269639
Pump it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19269589
>>19269610
and soon as it tramples her dumbass her first thoughts will be, "buhh...buh im a girl. you cant run over a girl."

NANI?? A BULL TRAP IN A BEAR TRAP IN A BULL TRAP?

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>>19269602
United isn't going anywhere.

where the fuck is the volume... we broke the low

OHHHHHH NONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WTF HAPPENED BULLBROS

>My NCLH
Making money like this should be illegal. The chad fad is real.

>>19269633
fucking told you to SIAFI faggot. Especially a fucking airline stock.

How our index is doing so far bros

>The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

>>19269660
They said the same shit about GM.

>>19269589
Everytime i see this statue, i think of this....lmao

Give them face, and then fuck them. Truly Jewish....

>>19269680
What site do you use for these?

>literally every single ticker red
>SPY is not plummeting to 240
Haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>19269555
Bet on the stock market

Guaranteed rebound and we finish in green.

We could be in ww3 with china and theyd still pump it.

IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!

>>19269687
TDA?

Today is going to be a major dump, people are securing profits from an insane week. There's also a 3 day weekend ahead, a lot of bad news could come out.

>>19269702
Ameritrade
But its being slow now
I think I am getting robinhood'd

Why the fuck is SPY now red. WTF IS THIS WEIRD MARKET?

>>19269690
Golden Myanmar? Who the hell uses those guys anyway.

>service outages on TD Ameritrade
Oh fuck, how bad is it?

>BABA
Oh my.

>>19269696

They understand women are easily swayed by empty, superficial gestures that appeal to their ego.

>>19269714
yep same

>>19269703
Why you fight the brrrrr? Are you retarded?

>>19269727
The phone app is working for me still, just not the desktop.

Hey /biz/, it’s The Rock here. Just wanna wish you a good trading day. Stay litty.

-The Rock

>>19269457
>he fell for heiken, moving averages and volume

>Those tall candle wicks

>>19269703
I honestly miss the dumps. I mean the devastating dumps.

How exciting was to watch SPY dump 7% daily. It was so much fun, the chaos was energizing.

>>19269720
FUCKING TD
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL BROKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19269745
That's what I'm using

>>19269754

It really was. March was fun, in an absurd kind of way. All the madness made me feel alive for once.

>>19269720
CHY-NA

>>19269678
Godddd why can't I save myself from myself. I even had a plan for the day is soxl took another good dive. Now I'm fuckingggggg stuck in delta. Next time I'mma just lock my phone till I find the price of shit I want to buy in at

>>19269749
thank rock :)

>>19269745
doesn't even load biometrics for me

UH OH CHLOROQUINE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/05/22/hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus-study/

TOO LATE FOR BABA PUTS ?

>>19269464
Current situation looks like it favors trump, but if this reopening is a disaster and he can’t shift the blame, that could change. I wouldn’t bet against trump at this time.

>>19269696
Odd, I think of this.

>>19269001
what happens when a stock in your portfolio gets de-listed? do you automatically get cashed-out? or can you sell it on foreign exchanges whenever you'd like to?

Goldchads.....

>>19269781
WHO DO I SHORT FOR THIS?

>>19269745
Thinkorswim phone app took a shit. Regular TDA app working for me

we're pomping

>>19269781

> It is based on a retrospective analysis

lol more fake news

The fight to pump is real. Printers are running full speed and are barely keeping up.

>>19269790
They cash you out at like 5 cents a share. Though it can happen anytime under $5 a share.

>>19268855
Basado
Doubles of truth

I think you guys are greatly underestimating how bad a 2nd wave could be for Trump. Right now none of this is Trumps fault (and rightfully so), but a 2nd wave in the US absolutely would fall on Trump & completely change the narrative going into the election. A 2nd wave would also be great for Biden because he would be able to keep hiding under a rock while the masses continue to apparently forget how stupid he really. Another huge red flag is /biz/ seems to collectively agree that Biden has no chance, you know what means...

today will be all cash. careful....

>>19269696
What is that status even supposed to mean? Females are standing in the way of the bull market?

You did buy the bottom just now, didn’t you?

fellow leafs, is it time to buy TRP?

>>19269832
>a 2nd wave in the US absolutely would fall on Trump & completely change the narrative going into the election
No, it really wouldn't. I mean, the media will write whatever narrative they want, but he's more or less put the onus onto the state governors to manage re-opening.

>>19269848
NO BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING LOG IN

>>19269845
think about it... it's true

>>19269789
That's probably why it was moved

>>19269848
I bought the top and I'm feeling fine.

You smell that? You smell that?

>>19269845
Yes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

>>19269832
this is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Assuming an american didn't make this post, states make decisions on lightening stay at home restrictions and business restrictions. Trump literally isn't involved in any aspect of the 2nd wave being big or nothing either way

>>19269848
Based DCA Based dip buying, we’re gonna be dot rich bro

>>19269832
wildfires & hurricanes soon on top of second wave rona

>>19269862
Wait they finally moved the girls retarded statue?

>>19269848
What am I, a faggot? I bought the top yesterday.

What the fuck is happening on TDA? My phone app just crashed and won't let me sign back in. Cyber attack from Chyna?

>>19269884
on what date were we at 5 deaths per thousand

>>19269722
hey retard!
next time check the HONG KONG listing!
it dropped before that already!

We need to take today bull bros if we are going to get an ATH this month.

Whats some more chink shit to short besides BABA and BILI

>>19269855
>>19269832
Right, because the federal government is completely blameless and not responsible for anything except tax cuts, deregulation, corporate subsidies, and judicial appointments.

>>19269885
yea, like several years ago

>>19269870

>>19269891
they mark the price down and shut down the brokers so smart money can sell for a bit. Dont worry, well push it back up into the crab area

>>19269903
yinn and yang

>>19269904
I am a flailing retard, how did you know o smartfaggot

Where my /robinhood/ bros at? Working quite nicely here

>>19269897
>Looking at information from China
>Caring about information from China
I would do exactly that. If I were a fucking communist that is, you blasted traitor.

>>19269917
>BUY SAIL
SELL BAIY

>>19269925
Tastyworks desu
I love the analysis tools

10000% HONKERS

>>19269925
It's operational again?

Crab day

>>19269891
some sort of service outage apparently. the one IT guy they employ is probably drunk again.

Oh lawdy we POOOOMPIN OoOoOoOoOo

GUYS HOW DO I STOP MY MEMELINES FROM MOVING WHEN CHANGING TIMEFRAME ON TRADINGVIEW?????
I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE PITCHFORKS MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE REEEEEEEE

>>19269903
BIDU

>>19269845
In woman's brain, what could that statue possibly replace?

The giant, masculine, ugly, charging bull (that rapes cows!1!1!!!! >:(((((() or the cute cuddly teddy bear ;3 x3

The symbolism of each of those is lost on the roasties with hilarious results, creating symbolism of its own - woman contra prosperity.

>>19269845
Stunning and Brave

>>19269949
You don't retard, the candles for each timeline are different.

big 5 stock wtf

>>19269906
good

>>19269343
nah im just having a crack at the asx for now, the US markets are too confusing for me

>Oil down
>AMD down
>RTX down
>China tensions
>SPY up, for some ungodly fucking reason

That's it lads, I'm going drinking. Atleast gold is up.

10 more minutes and we are back to green.

>>19269953
Its just an anti wall street thing, your average person doesn't understand what a bull or bear is symbolic of. Its just a wall street and rich people bad statement

>>19269939
exxon dont deserve to survive desu

>>19269998
>spy up
on what fucking planet?

>>19269930
I'm close to ditching this shitty stock.

I hope baggie held those AMZN puts

Think I'm gonna sell my Nintendo. It doesn't want to climb out of the 52s and with no main titles expected for the rest of the year as far as I know I dont see it climbing much further, second wave or not.

So, you know, buy now because meme magic is gonna make it moon.

>>19270011
It's 0.03% up.

>>19270011
idk, but whoever is playing seems hellbend on closing the 15m candle over the 100 ma. fake and gay.

>>19270000
CHECK

I'm going to buy HSBC at eod.

>>19270000
Not gonna happen

>>19270000
Quads confirmed, T-minus 8 minutes.

Anything that happens in the market that I don't like?

Fake and gay

>>19270015
I do too. But he's a LARPing faggot, so i know he didn't really have them in the first place

>>19270014
>burgers trading cfds

do you have to use a vpn for that?

Should I buy amd or Nvidia right now or do we expect them to go down short term? I want to invest in the nasdaq again but everything so high

TVIX bros.... tell me its all gonna be alright please. I got in at 168 when will it go back up

>holding QQQ calls
>Nasdaq is the only green index
Come join me bullbros, this feels nice

>>19270021
>down from yesterdays close
>down from todays open
>says .03% up
this board sometimes

>>19270059
>168
bruh

unsure who needs to hear this but if you want to watch Bloomberg for free just get the PlutoTV app and it's running there live all the time with ads

plus it's owned by the boomer company Viacom CBS is anyone invested there?

>>19270056
Ideally both.

>>19268707
anyone have any sick buys they wanna recommend or is it too late?

Ohayou friends!
Let's get sippin and stockin!!

>>19270072
>>19270072
>>19270072

>>19269749
We lub u dwayne

>>19270069
Would rather gouge my eyes out than watch that kike network

>>19270069
I got a friend who's biggest position is Viacom

>>19270052
I'm not a burger.

>>19270064
>down from todays open
But it's literally not. It's up 0.03% from today. Overall SPY is eating shit but it's not plummeting.

>>19270059
>168
I got in at 268 and forgot to set a stop. I feel retarded.

FUCK STUPID BANK I NEED MORE MONEY TO SHORT FAG BEZOS

>>19270017
dont you will regret it tonight when you are bored and have nothing to so

>>19269949
you don't, you need different memelines for different periods

>>19270091
now thats proper based

SPY 220P 09/18 , any ideas about this ?

My god wtf is happening

>>19270287
If you're bearish that far out I would bet for a retest of the lows, breaking lows isn't guaranteed.

>>19270323
well 220 isnt breaking, but they aint cheap, 300 bucks per option , not sure its worth it

>>19270365
If your strike is 220 then at 300 an option your break even would be 217. As far as I can see the March low was 218. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>19269891
There can't be a crash if you can't sell.

>>19270434
No you are right in that sense, i would just be hoping to sell it before expiration for more of a premium, but risk reward wise i dont think its worth it

is luckin coffee ever recover? I dumped 10k in and almost lost half of my money allready...

Ahhhhhhhhhh

>>19270600
Stop being clinically retarded please, it's embarrassing even by these threads' standards.

>>19270323
Youre betting that the fed isnt going to print their way out of this. Dont do this.