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>>19262371
Jump off tall buildings

>>19262371
Mushrooms

>>19262371
Dunno, but I been looking into microdosing shrooms

>>19262371

>>19262371
12 Gauge buckshot

>>19262371
Go to a psychiatrist and convince them to prescribe you the strongest antidepressants at the highest dosage they possibly can. It’s the only way

>>19262371
Maslows heirarchy of needs, start at the bottom and work your way up

>>19262400
literally this. besides, whats bothering u fren?

>>19262448
>fell for SSRI meme

>>19262397
>>19262400
shrooms boi
do it

>>19262425
this.
aim for the penis region

>>19262425
>>19262383
I would but dont wanna hurt my mum

>>19262397
Unironically this

The reality you live by is misinformed. Supply yourself with new information about yourself. Tell yourself who you are. We dont like to make liars out of ourselves, so your actions will largely line up with beliefs about yourself for better or worse. You've obviously been telling yourself you're a piece of shit. Affirmations every day. Say them outloud everyday when you wake up and when you go to bed for 5 minutes each. Say them in the present tense, no negatives like no or not, only affirm positive actions, beacons for your mind to move towards.

You've programmed yourself the way you are. The good news is, it's totally up to you where you from here. That's scary to a lot of depressed people because they are ultimately avoiding responsibility. Most people dont want to face the fact that they could have snapped out of it years ago so will keep being depressed so they dont prove themselves to have been so weak. Just dont act like a powerless faggot and doom yourself to the wrong self fulfilling prophecy.

Also go for a walk, cut sugar and shit out of your diet, lift, scare yourself everyday because misery is your comfort zone.

You care about yourself enough to ask for help from others, but others will never be able to help you as much as yourself. Get that voice inside your head back on your team where it belongs.

Godspeed, Anon. Take massive action and compound the improvements daily. If you slip up into self pity, reaffirm the reality you want. You will love life again, or start to if you never have. Just promise to pay it forward when you recognize your old self in someone else.

Ever try lions mane mushrooms?

Does ECT work?

>>19263217
never heard of it

>>19263255
Google it.
All of it.
Thank me later.

>>19262371
Do you have friends?
Do you have good family?
Do you have work?
Do you have high standing at your work?
Do you have a partner?
If not, do you believe you can get a partner?
Do you have life goals or dreams?
Do you think you're progressing toward those goals/dreams?

Once you have either checked these things to your satisfaction or determined that these parts of your life are in order, try to see if you have high levels of inflammation or bodily disorders known to cause inflammation in your body.

If all the above fail, go on a 21 day water fast, taking 1/2 teaspoon of salt a day for sodium.
Ideally check with your doctor first to get a blood test to see if you are deficient in any critical minerals before starting the fast, or if you don't want to go to the doctor, eat two bananas and some spinach before you start.

If even this doesn't work, consult a psychotherapist, then a psychiatrist.

If you don't do the above then stop complaining about being depressed and kys

>>19263255
I lay out long response and you reply to the fucking mushroom post?

Kino.

>>19263323
I read your response, and the 2nd line from the bottom is my favorite

>>19262371
fuck 2 trannies every day

>>19263323
sorry I did read it

>>19263149
>You've obviously been telling yourself you're a piece of shit. Affirmations every day.

how is one supposed to do this when the world is constantly reminding said person that he is a piece of shit?

>>19263149
Good post anon

>>19262397
how does my depressed friend get mushrooms without going to electronic music clubs? asking for them of course