/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19243189
First for fuck anime

>>19243189
copper is such a sexy metal

who /OXY/ here

are we long on copper? im waiting for a dip on brent and the ponzi is not fuckin dumping, also considering some calls on natural gas while holding my puts on SPY

just CRASH you BITCH

>>19243189
Bought 20 MVIS yesterday for the memes. Will it moon?

>>19243225
You're late for the pnd

>>19243220
No.

Can someone explain to a brainlet why USO is a good investment if you believe oil price will double even tomorrow?.

I have plays lined up for LE MEME BULL or LE LEG DOWN but am now mostly cash because I committed myself to pull out cash during each cycle of the crab.
Please let the crab end. I am so tired of the crab.

Adidas looking bullish, opened very low compared to yesterday

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>19243189
Did someone say... COPPER!?

>>19243234
Literally Google USO and read why it's a terrible. It doesn't actually track oil prices or anything meaningful.

>>19243225
thank you for doing the needful sir
next stop $2 choo choo

>>19243249
strangling ?

>>19243189
Fucking start to buy, futures are red...dear god.

>BOBO THOUGHT IT WAS HIS DAY

>the eternal short squeeze of GME is still going 3 months later with 100% short interest and 134% institution holds
Shares are literally being passed around for multiple shorts. This is nuts. An endless train wreck that just keeps going.
>>19243234
Google contango. There are much smarter plays if you want to meme it indirectly with oil prices.

this guy looks like he makes millions to pay for his daughter's travels where she gets into sexual shenanigans with the local melanin-rich migrants. mvis to the moon.

>>19243220
Nah. Thought about it for a bit but no. Nope. Don't feel like it. Not in the mood.

>>19243285
>go long
>get crabbed
>go short
>get pomped by QE
>hedged spread
>no vol and time-decayed
t o r t u r e m a t r i x

this is why the BOGGED meme is so powerful

>>19243336
NO STOP IT - MY HIGH LEVERAGED CALLS

>>19243213
>>19243219

The term Doctor Copper is market lingo for the base metal that is reputed to have a Ph.D. in economics because of its ability to predict turning points in the global economy. Because of copper's widespread applications in most sectors of the economy — from homes and factories to electronics and power generation and transmission — demand for copper is often viewed as a reliable leading indicator of economic health. This demand is reflected in the market price of copper. Generally, rising copper prices suggest strong copper demand and, hence, a growing global economy, while declining copper prices may indicate sluggish demand and an imminent economic slowdown.

any Krauts learking here? Kann Wirecard endlich mal die verfickte Anzeige von der Bafin kassieren? Ich will danach kaufen.

>>19243213
I appreciate you.

>>19243318
You can tell this girl is a terrorist

>>19243354
if you've experienced loss after loss it's because you are being punished in a subjective torture matrix. the buddhists call this "karma". like how the french were mean to their colonies and now they're getting BL*CKED
if you've experienced win after win it's because you're being rewarded for "past" good deeds.
join us on >>>/x/ to peek behind the curtain

>>19243373
Buy Lufthansa, they are going to explode.

I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME

>>19243364
>Copper down 0.26%

THE COPPER HAS SPOKEN

>>19243383
But what have I done? Am I really doomed forever? I am a good goy and pay my taxes.

pennies: SCON KOPN MVIS SINT VISL
2x short: BZQ (brazil), YANG (chyna)

>>19243275
>>19243308
That's why I asked because while what you say makes perfect sense, USO still gets shilled here as a better alternative than oil companies if you want to bet on oil prices more directly.

>>19243389
That's a big ship
>>19243364
>silver memers
>gold memers
>copper memers
>no love for based palladium
TOO HOT 4U?

>>19243389
If you think about it, Tankers could be used as mobile cities in the coming future of rising sea levels.

Think about it rationally.

>>19243401
i don't know. hard to say.
it could be that we both have dumb brains and we make stoopid moves out of just pure stoopidity. going short into "reopening" news is quite dumb for example. i still have SQQQ, basically trying to short the biggest fat fuck techfag companies in the whole world.

>>19243409
That's a man

>>19243410
i dont have fuckin options on palladium, otherwise i would long it every day of the week

>>19243364
>copper recovers
>millions of unemployed roaming America thriving copper from any unattended wires and electrical equipment

>>19243410
>TOO HOT 4U?

Platinum mogs palladium

>>19243303
This post didn't age well

>>19243421
But shorting QQQ doesn't seem smart when FAANGs have 8 positive weeks in a row and just growth and growth.

Maybe I will switch my trading strategy.

>Trend and brain says i should long, I will buy short
>Trend and brain says i should short - I will long
and to double fuck everything, I will use reverse psychology and do the opposite of the opposite.

See you at bankruptcy

>>19243409
IEO, XOP, and XES will more directly track CURRENT oil prices. Hell even GUSH makes more sense.
USO is meant to bleed retail investors who do not know better. No institution holds it.

>>19243451
diesel catalysators are a meme though

Please free me from this bag holding

>>19243473
moin Bernd

>>19243434
>30% of the population is copper-thieving meth heads
>massive nationwide infrastructure theft/destruction

P R I C E D I N

>>19243486
Like nigga wtf. Just literally sell it and stop holding the bag. You can literally just drop the bag bruh.

Lol dis nigga still holdin dat bag. Smh

>>19243465
Everyone is fleeing into tech because its the best performing.

Its only increasing the bubble, and whoever pops it first stands to gain the most.

Said it before, will say it again: Everyone is Stock Market Chicken

>>19243486
I know that feel
Just Fuck My Portfolio Up Senpai

>>19243499
He isn’t a methhead. He was clearly arrested for leaving the church parking lot, going 5 mph over the speed limit

>>19243491
moin moin, im not german though

hehe STONKS heheheheh i love the line go up hahahahaha

>>19243471
Which one would you get if you were told that Saudi Arabia would be nuked tomorrow?

>>19243486
Don't play the tvix game if you are a pussy.

If this Retard-Play of mine actually works i think I'd actually break down and cry

>>19243556
why hasn't he been arrested yet?

>>19243559
Check the holdings and do the research yourself. IIRC those are all US oil companies so presumably all of them.

>>19243616
he has money

>>19243616
He'll be arrested when Telsa becomes Ravenholm

>>19243465
>>19243486
shorting requires impeccable timing and if you are wrong then you need patience and extra funds if you intend to stay in the pozition. or take small loss and recover in another trade. holding SQQQ or TVIX is incredibly stressful and a terrible idea as it decays similar to puts if you're wrong.

>>19243633
Tvix has actually been avoiding contango this time around.

>>19243616
because he's a glowie now dancing as part of bread&circus for the masses. the rules don't apply to the elites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0sJJU3FaOQ

>stocks soar on vaccine hopes +3%
>stocks sink on vaccine doubts -1%
>stocks soar on hopes for economic recovery +2.5%
>stocks sink on bleak future for recovery -0.3%

>>19243633
I fought off the existential crisis of holding SQQQ for so long up until yesterday when i had a little panic attack.

Bearish panic attack.
hit 9 then everything's fine

>>19243616
Laws are for you and me not the (((rich)))

>>19243555
My girl

>>19243669
>alarm goes off at 6am
>see trade slightly go against you
>close it out and take small loss
>feel pain of losing shekels
>i've become the very thing i hate
>go back to sleep
>wake up later
>if you had just left position alone you would be up

worst feeling in the world.

are we buying calls at opening ?

Today will be red

>>19243709
>buys TQQQ for 54
>grandpa says very risky, should set stop-loss
>Sets stop-loss, and it dips triggering sell at 54.20
>immediately goes up to 59 afterwards

>>19243693
not trying to tell anyone what to do here but i think sqqq bottom is around 9.50-10, and tvix bottom is 145-150.

portfolio managers for lower-tier elites and their dumb offspring use tvix. this is why tvix printed $1000 perfectly last time at the top. if i'm right tvix will swing to $300 and sqqq to at least $30-$50 in the next correction which is in 1-2 weeks. if i'm wrong then of course both keep decaying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY

>>19243709
Same but for me:
>FOMO
>reopen position
>one day later
>whelp closing it was actually the right call
>masturbate and forget about it

>>19243736
why would your grandpa tell you this, or are you referring to some oldfag on /biz/ who told you to set stop loss. you never need stop loss on Ultra long ETFs, the game is rigged in your favor.

>>19243736
Buy TQQQ when VIX and crab FUCKS OFF.
Just hold it. Nothing comes close to how well it performs and I think it will continue because tech, healthcare, and someday AI will be the only sectors worth a shit.

>>19243743
after all this pain and suffering, will I be allowed to make it?

>>19243762
i cope by saying to myself that fiat isn't real and if i made a ton of fiat i would waste it on hookers and other retarded shit anyway.

>>19243771
pretty sure mnuchin and powell are buying tqqq, as well as the xly.

>>19243743
>300
Lame that is way too low.

Do research. Tvix decay usually makes the next spike hit about 70 to 80% of the previous high

If the marker does leg down, it'll hit 700 to 800

>>19243763
My grandpa.
He gave me a chunk of change to invest with and hes gotten absolutely raked by the crash.

Well?
What does the good doctor have to say, have we bottomed?

>>19243410
palladium is problematic because of the role of automobiles in palladium demand

Bitcoin is dumping
Crypto is dumping

Its the Rug pull.
The real red pill is that nowhere is truly safe.
TIME TO DIE

>>19243275
USO is easy money desu

>>19243778
i think we have a good shot but the fucktards on /smg/ constantly shitting on tvix and sqqq will serve to only psych you out. i've sold and taken loss mutiple times on these etfs since may 1st due to subconscious cues picked up from browsing /smg/. only you can tell yourself what to do.

zoom out on the nasdaq chart. look at that bloated shit. a 4% correction is not out of the question.

>>19243771
tqqq would have been the winning move after the march dump, or even as recently as 2018-2019. but now we're at valuations that look too high. if tech is so great why is it doing literally jack shit to help with the "pandemic". and no, zoom calls don't really count, that's more of the same fake play-work. just a simple telephone call can do the trick. i had a zoom screenshare with a boomer who was excited to use zoom and it was completely pointless.

>b-but amzn and instacart delivers conveniently to my door!
more useless bugman shit.

>>19243731
just a piece of advice.. if you chose to fuck a nigger. He should not have to have plastic tits imho

THIS:
>>19243819
FOR:
>>19243364


>>19243285
this but with leverage
>>19243633
better advice than he deserves

Dumps just makes the next days pump more exciting. You do buy the dips, right?

>>19243743
You bears are fucking dead.

>>19243848
FUCK you're right.

Btc and the stock market have been really correlated and you can expect MM to drop crypto when they want to pull out of their main investments.

>>19243800
i said at least 300 i don't know what the top will be, you are probably right. i think you are the same guy who said "too low" last time. we're just repeating the same shit over and over. only time will tell. i am pro-tvix but don't own any right now. i have sqqq, yang and bzq. brazil is about to get raped (by fake numbers and fake panic). a big part of goyrona is to discredit nationalist movements, and that includes the fake paid protestors who showed up with guns at state capitals here in the jewnited states. it's all a show, start seeing the propaganda. look at the gayass tiktok dances by nurses and doctors. that, for me, completely discredited the claim that hospitals were overwhelmed.

>>19243801
that's too bad to hear, how did you and him get raked if almost everything (aside from airliners and aerospace/mil) have recovered? even Disney is back to highs.

>>19243869
VIX staying dead and the crab fucking off likely means saner valuations instead of flight to tech.
I personally am rather upset at how much mid and small cap have been left in the dust in recent years. That would have the most room to grow and it might be worth checking out URTY. There is some worthwhile tech that isn't memes like Tesla, Uber, or Zoom. Those could be shed. But going forward I just don't see any sector as being standouts other than tech, healthcare (primarily boomer related illnesses as they really start the die off), and AI (when it stops being a meme).
Why bother with index funds or ETFs if the top performer is going to keep being tech?

Why are Bobos so fucked up? They literally want America to go to complete shit just so they'll be right.

>>19243848
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is Bitcoin becoming a leading indicator for stocks?

>>19243932
No, and it never has been.

>>19243930
Permabulls and permabears are objectively retards. There is literally money to be made and scalped from those idiots by everybody else.

>>19243940
When Bitcoin dumped last weekend we had red all week

morally and spiritually it feels right to be a short-biased "dumbfuck bobo" because these sillycon valley companies are evil and promote useless garbage. i don't care anymore. i'm going to take positions and leave them alone until they are wildly profitable. i think i am in the right, and if the market moves against me then it's because it's a rigged casino and i wasn't smart enough to play the waves. we could be at the start of a new bull run and huge tech industry dominance, or this could be the biggest bubble pop ever. i think betting on the bubble pop has much more profit potential than thinking you'll get an extra 10-20% on your faggot apple, amazn, netflix, msft or google stock. fuck TQQQ. should have bought that shit years ago. missed the boat. it is time for a pullback.

>>19243699
Checked and this.

>>19243906
Kani?

>>19243964
I wouldn’t be shocked if bitcoin dumped when other risk assets dumped, could just reflect appetite for risk in the market. Check to see what bond yields and JPY/USD are doing when it happens, those are more reliable indicators.

>>19243950
good luck

>>19243964
It literally dumped through the US markets being open and they didn't care.

>>19243950
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
(pull rip cord)
*NICKER NICKER NICKER NICKER*

fucking EUROPEANS making the futures less blood red

go back to sleep YOU BONGERS

>>19243885
whatever faggot

I am not recovering

>red market
>it was a pleasure shitposting with you frens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0

Donald senpai saaaaaave meeeee

>>19243308
GME needs some news. I don't get it. They wanted to buy back their bonds. Where is the news? That would have been their chance to sway the proxy vote a bit.

markets don't go down on thursdays

those red futures are going to create one hell of a series of green dildos today

What are the best European stocks?

Nestle, Novo, LVMH, Roche, Adidas?

i keep adding to my SDOW and TVIX stack im just waiting for that one day that should be coming soon. shits nervewracking though

>>19244220
>markets don't go down on thursdays
Correct until they do

>>19243848
I think bitcoin is going to bounce around an increasingly narrow band as whales lose patience and start cashing out at lower prices while retail and HODL'ers "accumulate" more as the price gets cheaper

>pump it. buy everything. even the small caps, yes even MVIS. don't be too obvious though. dump some EMAN first then pump KOPN. and print the news about Moderna. Keep NVAX at this level.

>>19244191
That's a comfy song. I like it.

>>19243848

BTC is incredibly overpriced still. 9.3k, fuck out of here. I hope you're not holding.

>>19244288
I despise the Mnuchin.
He comes off as a Shkreli

It's gonna dump at open the pump back up in the first hour then crab down till close.

>futures

>>19244259
bro all European stocks are terrible
except one microcap that I'm keeping secret for only me to buy (it's the company I work for hehe)

>>19244324
Im not smart enough or not stupid enough to get into the Crypto game.

It uses a bunch of lingo and words like "Oracle problem" and "smart contracts".
Like, what fucking EVER.
I just watch it because number line goes up and down. its like watching football but just cheering for the team thats doing the most interesting things.

OH NO NO NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAsSm6mBWlo

>>19244373
frenly reminder that steve mnuchin's current wife got BLACKED

>>19244408
Its fine. The printer is the only warmth he needs at night.

>>19244335
there's something rotten happening in the whitehouse but my fellow magatards are too busy huffing trump's farts to see that he's surrounded himself with slimey cucks like mnuchin and fauci. the only person who seems decent is mike pence.

>>19244296
it's a great song. the lead singer is dead, they killed him.

>truckers
Thank me later.

Were all pathetic losers here right

>>19244461
we're disgusting white supremacist incels who hate women and minorities.

>>19243373
Doque manchun leto koon halloblet so tinto paquer?

>>19244461
Depends on your definition. I haven't made it yet in the markets. However, live a perfectly normie life for a sperglord with a gf that I can pound everynight.

>>19244461

fuck rsdb, and fuck the dutch

>>19244461
I'm sure someone would call me a loser, some of them in my own family. Yet, I have more money and education than them. People who are comfortable get strangely defensive and upset when they encounter others with different priorities.

>>19244426
I think Trump is a colossal retard, but I don't think he's a threat; it's the people he has surrounded himself with.
(Not to downplay his fumbling in the slightest, though)

William Barr, for instance, who requested the ability to jail without trial indefinitely in event of an "emergency".

I think Fauci is one of the good ones. He and Deborah Birx have to dance around rhetoric in an effort to both satisfy Trump, and to inform the public of the real threat we face as a society. The man has no reservations against firing anyone. They have to play a balancing game where they will ultimately be blamed a large part for the pandemic in progress we are facing.

I do really feel bad for them.

also, thread music.
https://youtu.be/LI1XqhSAjRs

>>19243189
The Feds really fucked me over didn't they... I went short Yesterday and the mofos pumped the market during the night and closed at the highest high in the last 2 months... Today I didn't swing any short positions and the market is red.... Pieces of shit.

>somehow inadvertently stumbled into a stocktwits link
This place is retarded but there can ALWAYS be worse.

>>19244548
I really like that song

>>19243378
ty anon
i hope we both make it

Should I dump my whole NIO bag for 250 dollar loss?

>>19244548
what a shitty poast, you're not even saying anything of substance. sounds like a fucking bot post. how are fauci and birx the good ones? i think i've interacted with this fake bot in previous threads.

>>19244548

>>19244580
why are you holding Chinese crap when China is like the epicenter of the pandemic?

Today the market bleeds out

>>19244584
I'm sorry, I made the mistake of thinking I was responding to someone worth responding to.

>>19244461
I'm doing alright but not thanks to stocks.

>/pol/ woke up
Alright. See you in a few hours.

reminder after market /smg/ is extremly bearish
don't trust them

What does /smg/ think about him?

>>19244611
anon in previous thread made great point that pumping stock market back to highs doesn't really convince trump's middle class base to vote for him. in fact, a lot of rich libs own stocks and still hate him even though he's been good for the economy so far and pumped stocks. so this whole idea that he's telling mnuchin and powell to keep stocks high is somewhat inaccurate if you think about it more. but who knows really what's going on.

>>19244611
he says, having correctly predicted zero of the last seven drawdowns as the real reversal for sure guys seriously

>>19244638
how did trump think this was a good idea (the pic)
lmao

What’s the craziest bet ever made in the history of stock trading and without insider trading or corruption or info manipulation

>>19244615
shut the fuck up bot, you said nothing of value. what makes fauci & birx good, for example, they have done nothing to help. a fucking scarf to cover your face against a deadly airborne virus that can also get in through your eyes? give me a break. both fauci and birx are frauds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbapuhCq1nk

>>19244661
Most famous is probably the big short of 2008 since they made a decent movie about it. Ackman did well this year but might have influenced the market sentiment to get there.

>>19244661
da big short

>>19244654
i don't hate trump or think he's a retard but clearly he's a very egotistical man and that's a big reason why he's successful. he's not some simp self-deprecating faggot who shyly avoids attention. he wants to take credit for big wins and downplay big losses.

>>19244638
Mnooch and Jerome want to keep things half ass stable because it will cost them more if they have to dig out of another crash down. If they can just hold it together until momentum starts on state reopenings the economy will work itself back in to healthy (ish) shape.

>>19244661
George Soros' short.

>>19244694
that sounds like the plan which means more crabbing for the rest of summer

>>19244611
2% dip, erased within a week

>>19244684
I just meant, for as much as he talks about the stock market, he really doesn't understand it at all. It's /smg/-tier to get a single green day and say "well, that's it, mission accomplished" and then sign a screenshot of the DJI (is that from yahoo or investing.com lmao)
top boomer meme
it's Trump's version of the GWB "Mission Accomplished" banner pic

>>19244637
he's kind of a clever dude
that being said, if it ever comes out in the news one day that he's into some freaky shit and is getting arrested for it, I'll only be like 20% surprised

>>19244709
that was the plan from the start
that's plan A
we just don't know if plan B is up or down

>>19244666

Dude, its 3 am.
Do you think i'm gonna sit here and put in the effort to explain to you how a doctor whos been in office since 1984 is more qualified to guide us on Coronavirus response, rather than a man who has lead our country into the greatest unemployment/pandemic/financial we've seen in 100 years? And for the sake of someone who doesn't even think im a real person?

Crawl out of your own ass, you aggressive maga-mongoloid.
You fools had 4 years to talk shit and prove yourselves and this is what it ended with.
A gutted administration run by a man who was known for a TV show where he fired people.

WHY IS IT DRIPPING AGAIN?

>>19244725
we're all human. i bet he felt very smug that day. i'm goyna be so smug when my SQQQ pays off

Just curious, who here actually made money from the dip in March? I was expecting the dip by my backwater country didn't have shorting so I just waited at the bottom for the bounce.

Bullish

>>19244783
>but my
fucking auto-complete

Just woke up from a dream. I was riding a rocket made out of crab sticks, then suddenly I was on the moon, in front was a couch, jumped on it and fell asleep. Kinda weird dream but it seems like a premonition that we'll break out to DOW 25k today.

It's still too early so I guess I'm going back to sleep and wake up at 8.

>>19244638
Trump writes like a Russian.

>>19244769
>ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!
>FAUCI IS OUR WISE SCIENCE LEADER
dumbfuck. again, zero facts to support your claims. here's a weird thing, people who obeyed the stay at home order still got sick:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shocking-two-thirds-patients-recently-hospitalized-ny-had-been-staying-n1201421

>>19244772
it's a buying opportunity

>>19244783
I had UVXY calls in late January-early February that I had to close out at about even because the market just wouldn't dump
So I lost some money in March, but it wasn't really that bad. I had closed out all of my leveraged positions in February

WHERE YOUR ATTENTION GOES

ENERGY FLOWS

reality check bulls! another shitty jobs number coming out, china putting 100 million residents on complete weld-in-your-door lockdown again, grim models showing epic resurgence in fall, record housing crisis on the rise. people starting to realize the virus isnt going away until everyone gets infected or the vaccine comes out

not to mention trade uncertainty with escalations against china and europe about to pop their debt bubble. but lets keep buying that overpriced AMD garbage shitstock until it hits $1,000! makes sense, AMD is currently higher than INTC. good job NPCs

top kek!

>>19244803
I had a skiing vacation dream that involved skyscrapers and elevators and parrots as well
it was fun

>>19244807
it didnt help the shitstain Cuomo forced the retirement homes to take back positive-tested corona elderly patients despite their objections. Cuomo literally genocided the elderly because he knows they are the right-wing voter base of the GOP.

>>19244807
Yes, he is our wise science leader.
That is the position he's held, for 36 years.
And every time he says anything other than everything is sunshine and roses, Trump gets up his ass.
Because Trumps reelection banks on things being sunshine and roses.

Are you ripping Trump's farts like a bong, too?
Why're you holding SQQQ? Why're you betting against Trump's America? Isn't that un-American of you?

>>19244845
Comfy. We already made it anon.

>>19244807
When you go to the doctors office and you tell them your symptoms, do they tell you about how great the stock market is doing?

>>19244845
My skiing dreams all involve me having forgotten to ski, learning on the bunny hill with the old style tow rope again, also i'm a kid again, being cold, falling, losing my gloves. I don't like skiing dreams. I do like skiing though. When awake.

Gold is down among investor's Covid-19 fears.

Why doesn’t masturbation feel good anymore? I feel sick and it’s like a chore to be able to nut. I also get zero pleasure

>>19244874
we did

>>19244885
my dream is to move to the mountain time zone and go skiing more
but my job doesn't have any sites in those places :(

>>19244892
you made a post yesterday that had something to do with hydroxycut and I thought it was really funny :)

>>19244882
I wish they did...

>>19244907
Dopamine receptors burn out

>>19244907
I jerk it 10 times a day

>>19244907
Maybe you're going through menopause.

>>19244907
unironically have sex

>>19244882
Mine does but she only does it because she knows i trade and she's curious. Or maybe it's because she's the one prescribing the looney meds for me and sees a correlation between whether i am green ir red and my reported satisfaction with said meds.

>>19244845
Let's all make it and go skiing together, biznons!
Bobos and mumus united again in their love for shredding those hills.

>>19244917
I never wanted this. Why me? I can’t stop my right hand, this is literally self harm

>>19244907
now THIS is a fedora post
>tips in your direction

>>19244907
Daily reminder that porn posters will never gonna make it.

>>19244948
At least I don’t blow fauci

>>19244941
>jerking with the right
bro...

>>19244933
we can have a summer skiing vacation in new Zealand or South America

>>19244845
sounds like you were in australia but also in the alps lol

>>19244941
You're supposed to use your unclean hand for such acts inshallah

>>19244907
Exercise more. Spend more time in direct sunlight if possible, take 3000IU of vitamin D (three regular pills) with breakfast every day if not possible. Eat more protein. Cut fap rate down to 2-3 times per week.

>>19244259
CD Projekt Red

>>19244959
I don’t even conventionally jerk it. I roll it against my inner thigh, way I first did it when I was 11 and it just stuck with me. Now it’s deformed.

>>19244959
Best hills are in Europe though.

>>19244986
Are they public?

>stocks

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590057258946.webm

>>19244989
I do the same and my cock is perfect sorry you dont have an excuse

>>19244957
I'd rather defend a well respected doctor, than post on the internet about how I've jerked an empty hole into my life

>>19244989
moar pleez
name?

where do i find the balls to make a trade
missed out again
fuck

Guys keep talking about dicks and masturbation, maybe it will keep da joos from realizing what happened to gold overnight.

>>19245034
What happened to gold overnight?

>>19245009
That’s why President Trump kicked his ass right?

>red futures
>half of watchlist is up in pre-market

>>19245058
Yes, honey. Daddy Trump kicked mean Doctor Fauci's ass.
Because that's the kind of Based and Epic things Trump does.

>>19244989
post a picture of your inner thigh
how deformed is it?
can you walk?

>>19244803
No lie anon I had a dream 7 months ago the dow fell hit its low rebounding to 25k holding for a month and shit hit the floor at 10k how do I profit off this.

>>19244999
I've never been to Europe...

nothing to see here

>>19245099
SDOW.
If S&P, probably SQQQ.

>>19245089
i appreciate you

>>19244638

>>19244845
Me had a dream of battle cruise ship on stand started to shoot things like buildings and other cruise ships suddenly with turrets.
Then another dream was building some kind of a cart of goods and it was overpacked and needed to be pushed down very steep slope. Some jumped the slope beofre the cart and it was not looking too safe!

>>19245111
If the covid deaths keep rising and the number of jobs remains the same the covid will fix the unemployment rate in time.

>>19245163
does that mean that the stock market will go up or down

>>19245163
Did they have any gold in the cart by chance?

KOS Is looking good this morning. Should I sell now and buy back in later? Or is going past 2?

Can I do this?
Does this mean something?

>>19245157

>>19245220
lmao

>>19245188
Down

>>19245197
Wood, and stuff like that. not sure about gold.

Senate just passed a meme law that threatens to delist foreign companies. Sounds pretty bearish. Not sure if house will actually take it up.
Can we throw away the constitution and remove bicameral legislators for good?

>>19245237
IFF we name Trump God Emperor of the Universe and bomb Iran.

>>19245209
it means Feds are not pumping the market and it'll probably keep going down throughout the day.
That's what it means.

>>19245237
our big boy indices are all carried by American companies though, so it will be fine :D
just don't buy treasonous stocks

Bitcoin took a fat hit,
I dont feel so good, Mr. Powell

>>19243336
Just buy indexes slowly on a weekly basis for 10 years. You literally can't go wrong
Take the Vanguard boomer pill.

Buy SPCE so you can live in the US and have a Girlfriend in Australia. Space travel is the Future

Will we see a chunky dump today or what?

Does anyone remember how bad the futures were looking leading up to the BIG dump?

>>19245237
Chinks are not foreign, they are scum.

crabbing on a leverage by buying dips and selling tops is absolute bliss

$BABA 213 pre-market, damn, could've held my puts for more gainz

Hopefully BYND will take a hit today, overpriced garbage chicken food shit

Alright which one of you told them gold was crashing! I turn my head for 10 minutes and this shit is making a v-shaped recovery. Was it >>19245005
or >>19245065

>>19245371
This. Most shit are moving in a range, the pumping actually made doing swings safe.

>>19245371
No more crabbing, I need a Crash 2
I'm so deep in the hole, I need to unload these bags.

I'm still so mad that the day I swing a short the market goes up and the day I don't do shit it goes down.... I'm so triggered right now goddammit. Because today will be all about getting back what I lost yesterday instead of making money... And even worse, it might take me several days to be back on my feet.

I HATE MEN

Okay one last one.

I sleep now.

Am I retarded?

I saw that O (Realty Income corp.) went on fucking sale lately and bought up like 10k worth. They have really good history and dividends+growth, beating the S&P500 overall majority of the time.

A bit of a boring company but, for a REIT, they are super solid... Did I fuck up? I am feeling really good about the buy.

>>19245558
Some of you are alright, stay out of REITs right now.

BOBO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

>>19245558
>Did I fuck up? I am feeling really good about the buy.
>REIT
Prepare to wait 2+ years for returns.

>>19245326
You memeing or actually retarded? That shit is worthless and I made 15k from swinging them.

>>19245575
No. And I'm tired of pretending I am.

I need this book.

>>19245576
Highly leveraged reits like O won’t exist in 2 years lmao

>>19245591
all you need is the cover

>>19245558
I bought a Jew run REIT a few weeks ago when it dipped...and then it dipped again.

I want to take this moment to thank the kind anon that recommended TSX:WELL.
I did not go all in but it's doing well (lel)

Futures are climbing back up
NO NO NOOOO

>>19245602
Combine options to limit risk?

We are going to open green, aren't we?

>>19245622
Sure, why wouldn't we? Unemployment claims days are 99% of the times green. Just hodl.

>>19245622
It's a dump at open crab to green.

I already own a fuckload of UAL, what other airline should I buy this morning?

>>19245617
you'll never make it with out taking at least 2 metric fuck loads of risk. Book is garbage.

The bears promised by a crash
The bulls promised a huge platinum bull run
Neither is happening

>>19245643
It's an infinite crab.

>>19245643
Slow and steady climb to 400 SPY.

>Not biased at all.

Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!
The U.S. must return to the gold standard now!
The U.S. must adopt the gold standard again now!
The U.S. must decrease its military-budget to 100-billion-dollar per year now.
Or, the U.S. must decrease its military-budget to 1% of its GDP now.

I love American99% and the U.S.


Germany and Japan must loosen Germany's and Japan's monetary policies now!
Germany and Japan must stimulate Germany's and Japan's domestic demands now!
Japan and Germany must issue a lot of construction bond now!
Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's and Japan's taxes now!
The U.S. must tighten its monetary policy now!
As a result, Dollar value will rise!
The U.S. will have trade surplus!


Trump, Japan and Germany are evil empires.
Islamists' true enemies are Trump, Japan, Germany, FRB, Top1%, Wall Street, American Military Industry and DOD!
Japan is the country which has been promoting Globalization!!!
Allahu Akbar!
American Revolutionary War!
We American 99% have the 2nd amendment!
American Revolutionary War!

Japan's Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) and Japanese-bureaucrats are the main largest promoters of FTA.
Wall-Street, American-top1%, American-Military-Industry and FRB are colluding with Japan and Japan's Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI).

Trump, US DOD, Wall-Street, American-top1%, American-Military-Industry, FRB, Japan and Germany are enemies of American99%.
Trump, US DOD, Wall-Street, American-top1%, American-Military-Industry, FRB, Japan and Germany are enemies of mankind.

>>19245654
The snipp is so hard
It hurts bro..I don't know how much snib snab I can take...

>>19245668
Can you put a TL;DR on that crap?

>>19245604
>>19245597
>>19245576

right, i thought about that but it survived 2008/9 no problem and collected 86% of their rents for April and May this year. Seems really solid. That is why they are really boring. O only really rents to big brand companies. It is mostly commercial real estate. Not likely that they are gonna default on their rents.

>>19245643
You can accumulate cheap. Be grateful

>>19245685
>It is mostly commercial real estate
Why do you think that's good? everyone is pushing for a work from home structure.

Okay so apparently they should add a yellow color to exchanges to show days like this.

>>19245693
But I missed the hugest March dip

>>19245682
the first line

>>19245685
Commercial real estate is fucked bro
Sorry that you had to find out like this

>>19244989
this is also how I started masturbating as a child

>>19245685
Look up a little ETF called EMTY. That should tell you all you need to know about commercial REITs.

>>19245695
Do not underestimate the extrovert need to socialize at work. They cannot work from home long term.
How about the business owners? Do they agree that the slaves can stay home and remain productive? I don't like the thought of my slaves sleeping in, and slacking off.
>just fire the losers.
High turnover sucks. It's a bitch to find worthwhile slaves and train them up to a basic level.

Im losing my ass on NNDM today please stop shorting it

/biz/ cure coronavirus so my boeing at 111 purchase (after buying at 91 and dumping at 179) can make me a shitzillion dollars

>invest in S&P 500
>go bankrupt
It just works

>>19245792
121*

>>19245816
How can you go bankrupt? Have you shorted? Kek

>one position up bigly
>another position down just as much

my portfolio is trapped in a crab loop

>>19245829
Post some armpits for the lads

>>19245816

new

>>19245831
>>19245831
>>19245831
>>19245831

>>19245742
>>19245089
>>19244989
i used to rub mine with my hands like how you rub your palms together haha like i was starting a fire

>>19243336
>pick stock you can long or even bag hold
>write a cash-covered put on it
>buy a cheaper put for crash insurance
>repeat until it exercises
>sell covered calls if you can't exercise as well
>buy a cheaper call for moon insurance
>go back to cash-covered puts if you get called but it doesn't moon
Just do DD and you get smol profit instead of JUST.

>>19245829
It just means you're properly hedged ;^)

>>19245742
I would always pop a chub doing these in school so I made a makeshift one at home with my bed and dresser. I was watching a movie one night on cinemax and it switched over to softcore porn and I instantly jizzed myself.

>>19245583
you are worthless

>>19244907
I'm like that but with sex. My gf is horny all the time. We fuck 4 to 6 times a day. Thankfully we are only together Fridays and Saturdays but half the time I don't feel it anymore. I can keep a boner to make her cum but sometimes I don't cum or I just pretend to cum to make her happy.

It might be the she difference too. I'm 30 she's 19. I love sex though but it really has diminishing returns.

My high is only the stock market.

>>19245893
Wtf

>>19244580
>investing in the yellow jew
Keep holding it, you dumb cocksucker.