/biz/ - Business & Finance

You answered your own question faggot.
Yes he is scamming you.

>>19244262
Landlords are money hungry. I know. My mother is one. She owns 4 houses and renting 3 of them.

>>19244318
>>19244347
what to do guys? If he is stealing my money either way I'd rather leave the property in the worst state possible

>>19244262
Just destroy everything before you leave

>>19244379
>anon destroys everything
>door bell rings
>"Hey anon I have your deposit just let me look at my house"

>>19244393
A subtle way of doing it would be?

Also, he can't legally pursue me for damages when I'm like three continents away right?

>>19244416
No, but if you're in a shithole he will just pay somebody to get you assassinated

If he won't reply just smack a hole in the drywall spaced about 4' apart. Sand and oil in the dispose-all, if you want to go above and beyond collect some mold and grow a nice big liquid culture and spray a thin layer on every wall to inoculate the place. If he wants the entire deposit then let him earn it.
I can understand missing a phone call but there is no reason anyone could miss an email, much less more than one. Obviously he's ignoring you with intent to fuck you over.
Ceiling fan motors are easy to burn up too.

>>19244262
If he doesnt pay, go slash his tires, burn his house down as revenge.

I agree with the other people. If you reach your last day and no signs of him paying you what he owes, destroy everything, leave the key somewhere for him and get out fast.

>>19244482
If I changed the door lock, would he be legally allowed to break in? I could change the door locks just to fuck with him
>>19244449
I just want my money or my money's worth
>>19244447
any videos or tutorials for that? I'm slow when it comes to hardware.

>>19244414

replace all the circuit breakers with lower amperage rated ones and everytime he plugs something in they'll blow lel

>>19244262
Just let it go. Tell him "I'M ALL IN SUTERUSU SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL" and then teach him about privacy coins and ZK-ConSNARKS

>>19244539
Step 1: pick up small dense thing
Step 2: while holding dense object in hand swing arm forcefully so the small dense object makes contact with the wall
Some things to be aware of: hitting your self with the object could result in harm to your body. Swinging the wrong arm or striking the wall with your body instead of the object could result in harm to your body and less damage to walls.
Step 1: turn on disposall
Step 2:pour sand and oi in sirk
Notes: make sure to pour in the same side of the sink that has the disposall unit
Step one:using your hand spin ceiling fan blades in the opposite direction in turns when powered on
Step 2:turn fan on
Step 3:when fan starts to reverse direction use hand to force blades in the opposite direction
Notes:if you wait until fan is spinning at maximum speed and then try to put your hands in the fans path it could result in pain.
Step 1: find mold
Step 2 put mold in liquid culture medium and allow to grow
Step 3:transfer liquid culture to spray bottle and spray in areas you desire mold growth.
Notes:ensure that the surface is suitable for mold growth, indoor walls work better than the inside of a bleach bottle or a sun exposed sidewalk. Accidental ingestion might taste bad.

>>19244262
It's not reasonable. Tell him you want to do a walkthrough and he can point out everything that "needs to be fixed" whatever the fuck that means. If he cant account for the damages in writing on that day then why the fuck is he a landlord. Most of the expense should be a basic cleanup of the property to make sure it's ready for the next tenant unless youre a god damn barn animal that broke shit for no good reason and never fixed it. Also look up your local tenant/renter laws I'm sure youre not the first retard with a problem getting your deposit back.

>>19244693
kek thank you anon. Where do I find mold though?

Also, isn't there a way to plug up the water flow by putting wet cement in the toilet or something like that?

>>19244697
He says he needed time to fix all the issues and can't know the total cost unless you go through them and flesh out the details. I asked him to give me an estimate on the last day, and give me half of that estimate in cash, and the rest over the internet when he's done fixin

Also can't I just make a homeless party on the last day and have them wreck the place for me kek how would I go about that?

Just don’t pay the last month of rent. You will be gone before the eviction is finalized.

Get a pound of ground beef and put it in the freezer. When you're leaving, take it out and hide it in the ductwork.
In about a week he'll be in for a surprise.

Assuming you live in a first world country then get a lawyer and threaten to sue. Most states hate landlords and withholding deposit will result in huge fines. Also he will pay for your lawyer fees. Maybe threaten to contact state attorney general or the city attorney responsible for landlord-tenant relations.

>>19244379
Strip all the copper pipes from the unit. It'll fuck up your neighbors plumbing too