/biz/ - Business & Finance

I did some screening for next week earnings calls.
I am going to do covered calls (but you can use a different strategy). Heres a list of the highest premium stocks:
Week May 25 2020
ntnx 21 bear 9.4%
jwn 16 neut 9.3%
hpq 17 bull 8.4%
goos 21 bear 7.4%
cgc 18 none 7.1%
cpri 14 neut 6.8%
tol 28 bear 6.2%
csiq 20 bull 6.2%
gme 5 bear 5.4%
ntap 45 bull 4.9%
MRVL 28 bear 3.7%

FUCK BOBO

i think i respect jews bros

Rawr

>he BUYS stocks
Why would you badhold like a retard?
The only stocks ever worth buying are TQQQ and maybe TMF

>>19238793
HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS, TANKERCHADS!

THE NEXT 24 HOURS ARE CRUCIAL

>>19238846

>>19238793
FUCK in May and CUNNY BROS

>>19238863
Who is this?

I need this crash, bros.
please.

>>19238822

I honestly don't think that the 295 level matters that much
285 is important, 280 is important. If we bounce up or down from 295 it's meh to me. I know a lot of other people see it as a really important level, and would say that is what makes it important, but I think it's a paper tiger.
just IMO
if we bounce down from 295 it doesn't mean that the sky is falling, we can still re-try. If we fall under 285 and 280, that's real shit right there

>when you're on the rollercoaster and the *CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK* stops

reach for the sky. Enjoy the ride, bitches

Once again, I go unassigned.

>>19238745
cute~

People just get tattoos like they're nothing, there's no stigma anymore. It still feels low class to me, but if I go to a university class the zoomers all have tattoos, the qt counterculture girl definitely does, but so do the men, and the asian perfect student girl will go to the club and suddenly you find out she's marred her perfect skin with a huge fucking tree branch thing along her back/side like she's tryna join the yakuza or some shit.

>>19238776
There are also a fuckton of Inuyasha tattoos. So many alt girls read that shit back in the day, and it was on Adult Swim back when there was jack shit for anime access.

Best you could find was like, Megaupload links... sheeeeeit

guys the fucking price of gold is going down. don't tell the joos, i want to see it around $1700 when the market opens tomorrow.

>>19238898
I am the person you're replying to.

the numbers don't matter. It's what is aligning

1) We risk bouncing off the 100 MA
2) We are at the border of the upper bollinger band
3) We are at the same level in RSI where previous tops occured
4) if this is indeed a 3rd top, it forms a head and shoulders pattern

>>19238846
Looks bullish as fuck, it literally looks like a dick rising upward

>>19238916
Aren't puts or calls on KO basically puts or calls on USD?

"BEARS could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this market cycle before. There could be BEARS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE BEARS" he thought. Shiny Happy People reverberated his entire Cadillac, making it pulsate even as the $2 rootbeer circulated through his elderly arms and failed to relax his (merited) fear of short-sellers after market close. "With a money printer you can prevent any recession" he said to himself, out loud.

>>19238945
no, that's the ticker for coca cola

I don't believe in these red futures at all. Somehow they'll fucking pump up over night on no fucking news at all and tomorrow will be green again. Just like every other fucking time.

>>19238945
Ehhh more or less. It’s not as retarded as doing straight FOREX tho.

Quick rundown on $NTAP?

>>19238964
You're learning son

After 2 months, I've exhausted all hope.

Could that be the most bearish signal of them all?

>>19238963
The peaks and troughs of KO historically follow the DXY pretty closely

>>19238846
The kikes are specifically manipulating things so it looks like it'll crash by every technical and fundamental measure, but never does. The goal is to short squeeze every dollar possible.
Bears are going to fully capitulate when 300 becomes the new floor. Cash holders will start moving in slowly as the recovery is confirmed, and the milkshake will be drawn from as they pour in.

>>19238950
Should have made gas -30 and milk $20.

>>19238964
take your meds schizo. no one pumps anything. the market is efficient and based on actual investments. stop reading zerohedge and believing in conspiracy theories like "the plunge protection team". if you bet against the US of A, be prepared to get your eyes pecked out by the Eagle of freedom.

What number is real spooky for VIX? Anything above 35?

>>19238919
>People just get tattoos like they're nothing, there's no stigma anymore. It still feels low class to me, but if I go to a university class the zoomers all have tattoos, the qt counterculture girl definitely does, but so do the men, and the asian perfect student girl will go to the club and suddenly you find out she's marred her perfect skin with a huge fucking tree branch thing along her back/side like she's tryna join the yakuza or some shit.
Sounds like it's shit.
>and it was on Adult Swim back when there was jack shit for anime access.
I remember when anime wasn't only on Adult Swim.
>Megaupload links
The days before streaming. Same with porn.

>>19239000
The fact that you think that means bull season isn't over yet

>>19239013
I know this bait but also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

>>19238930
if we bounce off the 100 MA I don't think it's the end of the world, it can just consolidate and push higher. Especially in the futures market.
The other indicators aren't trivial, but they are less important.
I'm not trying to disagree with you outright that we're headed down, I don't have a strong opinion either way. The points that you raise are all good, and they're all aligning right now.

Counterpoints include high liquidity, reopening, and cash on the sidelines (still)

I think a move down to 285ish is completely reasonable, maybe over the next week or so, the question is what happens from there. But also completely possible that the market keeps churning slowly higher or sideways, with some red days and green days mixed in. For all the upward movement that we've had, we have had a number of red sessions to blow off steam that didn't amount to much

>>19238846
>>19239006
green means higher stupid bobo

>>19239015
30 has been a peak in most cases during drops. Sustaining 30 is dangerous

>>19239000
>>19239023
I switch to 100% cautious bull right now. No more short positions (besides covered calls).

>>19239000
we're all trapped in subjective torture matrices. each designed to extract maxx pain and despair. the moment you capitulate is the moment the market dumps.
>b-but what about the anons who make profitable trades
they are in different subjective matrices, perhaps they are being rewarded for past compliance to the system.

UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
>UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
>UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
UHHHHHH THAT'S BIG

EXPECT ACADEMIA TO JOIN WITH THE MASSES RUSHING TO REOPEN

That's a FUCKLOAD of state employees, yes the academics and researchers, but the maintenance staff, cafeteria people, etc. etc.


>>19238964
No, you don't get it. I sold my UVXY today for like 15% loss and bought a fucking smallcap 3X bull etf. Small cap futures now down 1+%. And the COT showed massive bear position for large specs, large bull position for small specs.

This is actually the end of the clacks. It's not a freefall, but it's going to hurt me badly. I am also more exposed than I have been in months.

That means it's definitely time.

>>19239043
>wikipedia
easily edited by anyone. i only trust CNN.

>>19239051
Take your meds and go to bed, or re-read my post and prove you're not a retard.

>>19238950
>rootbeer
nice touch, very nice

>>19239006
>Should have made gas -30 and milk $20.
the image was originally made to celebrate SPY 300 last year, but I definitely didn't/don't have the photoshop skills to change the numbers and get the glow to look right

I hope the market takes a break tomorrow and oil falls 2 percent. I want to increase my stake

>>19239074
Small caps have been eating shit for 10 years. I don't think they ever got to recover from 2008.

>>19238793
So speaking of, what oil stronks are you guys holding on to? I've got some XOM and OXY. Might swing some KOS later. I feel like I should get some others though.

>>19239093
thank (You). i put in effort.

It pisses me off that I learned to short and about TVIX and SOXS when Feds started to artificially pump the market... I could have made so much money these last 3 months without even trying.

>>19239063
extremely based post

>>19239079
stfu

>>19239105
wait till you learn about VXX calls

>>19239006
yeah that would be perfect but I didn't make the image and lack shoop skills. i should have also said credit cycle. imagine being at the end of a 100 year credit cycle. oh wait, we don't have to imagine. we're living in it now. hah hah

>>19238620
>Is that your arm or leg?
lmao these aren't me
I will never get a tattoo. I see no reason to. Do you have an image you love so much you want to see it on your body every day until you die? I do not.

I am become boomer, destroyer of debt to GDP ratio.
*sips*

>>19238916
How much premium?

>>19239102
I have psx MPC vlo since mid April. I have cop and pxd since last week. And I think I might take a chance with oxy too because of Khan and it has yet to recover

>>19239102
Just pick the big cap oil companies with large balance sheets that have been "recession tested" multiple times. Then check back in to your brokerage account a year or so from now.
I am so tired of oil bagholders that then become "TEAM BULL" retards.

>>19238880
Trevor Lawrence, the QB from Clemson.

>>19238964
Sell open. Buy close. Profit.

>>19239118
wait until he sees the potential cup&handle formation on 1yr chart that will take until end of Sept to fully show the next wave up because we're still in summer hopium mode with reopening and daily talk of a miracle vaccine.

>>19239118
You can buy options on the vix itself

LMAO PERMABULLS ARE FUCKED
AAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19239102
I'm gonna drop 4000, maybe 8000 on OXY in the morning. 15 a share now. 42 a share pre-virus. A fat green bag shall be mine one way or the other..

>>19239225
God bless. It's probably because tomorrow is initial claims day. I should try to buy some more oil during extended mkt hours of the price is good

>>19239219
BULLS
ARE
KILL
WSB WAS HERE BTW

Shorting the top

>>19239239
Or KOS. Under $2.00 now. 5 ish pre virus. I dunno. But no mater nothing is stopping me from getting a fat green bag stuffed with cash. I've got 8000 to use as ammo and I'm gonna use it all. (plus the value of my other long term holdings already.

>>19239279
>giving a shit about brazil and other shithole countries
no

>>19239063
Please, make it stop

I feel sick.
I want off this wild ride.

>>19239330
not the top yet, try friday or monday, anyways just don't sell, just buy a short pos and hedge

Tomorrow may be bad. They released the jobs report. Grim stuff.

>>19239099
VB (and RSP) have outperformed QQQ up until mid 2014 or so. Their broader downturn and under-performance with respect to VUG in the past year or two was your economic canary.

>>19239382
bullish

>>19239350

It might be a shithole country but the USA is still the centre of the world's financial markets and can't be ignored.

>>19239102
If you want to consistently make money with Oil then instead of buying individual Oil stocks and make things confusing it's better and easier to just bet on it either going up or down with UCO or SCO.

UCO - Bull - Up when oil price up.
SCO - Bear - Up when oil price down.

A quick google search every morning to know the current price of oil it's all it takes.

On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.
>On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.
On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.
>On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.
On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.
>On Wednesday, Mike Pompeo, US secretary of state, drew China’s ire by publicly congratulating the newly elected president of Taiwan, which China claims as its territory. It was the first time that a US secretary of state had publicly congratulated a Taiwanese president.

Bullish or bearish?

hold on to your butts...
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

Did that TVIX anon kill himself?

>>19239445
Fuck China

>>19239463
he can hold and hope for it to reverse lol
not like he should have bought it with money he cared about anyway
no reason at all to realize the loss

>>19239450
i'm in the nuffinborger camp but it's interesting that brazil numbers suddenly pomped out of nowhere. same goes with russia, i recall they banned chinamen very early on.

>>19239099
smids are supposed to outperform the beginning of the cycle, because so many cyclicals I think. If I'm buying for the end of the recession, who should outperform?

>>19239403
Jesus - the high of UCO was over 400 per in december. It's 23 now... Me likes.

>>19239504
USA still #1 in deaths but we're reopening. that's how i know all the numbers are fake as fuck and the corrupt hospitals here are pumping the numbers the most. the opposite is china where they are hiding their deaths the most. in US they need to keep pumping the numbers higher to make orange man look badder. it's going to be 100k deaths eventually, makes for an easier soundbyte.

>>19239498
>no reason at all to realize the loss
you should never just hold a leveraged volatility etf and hope for the best
that's not smart

>>19239477
blessed
I want to see China GDP lower than India GDP in my lifetime
And it isn't because I like India, but I can at least count on them to not be pushy authoritarian cunts

what are some tax exempt ETFs to get some extra income that isn't fucked by the state of commiefornia?

>small momentary .5% dip after almost 2% gains today
>stupid bobos start shooting loads and acting like they won the lotto
>line proceeds to go back up
This is how you know we’ve won, my bovine brethren.

>>19239225
I wish the actual market would take a fucking breather, I have 10 hours still to go before I can buy more TQQQ, fucking sell it richfags I want tendie money reeeeee

they're going to fake the numbers so it's a 1million dead in the US from goyrona going into the election, but yes the summer months gives a pause for a now. the left is backing down because it's part of their strategy to later claim the premature end of lockdown caused a second wave and that's also trump's fault. screencap this.

1million (fake) deaths from goyrona in the USA by sept-oct and big market sell off right before november election.

>>19239518
>>19239403
too bad you babbies don't have access to these european gambling products. i'm up 1500% on WTI with a 16x daily re-leveraging
also i'm going to lose my shit any moment now i know it

>>19239445
RTX Chads rise up

>>19239549
FUTURES ARE BLOOOD RED
not just pinkish
but CRIMSON BLOODY

>>19239518
oh fat baggie shall come to me for I have 8000 bucks to use as bait... 347 shares on Thursday. then sell the whole lot in December for 138,800..

>>19239445
Fuck China,

But Pompeo is also deflecting from the fact that he requested the firing of Steve Linick who was on the verge of completing an investigation of him.

>>19239498
Ahahahahaha

Are you him?

>>19239350
Isn't this thing going to mutate into a megakiller if it interacts with the Brazilian bat population?

>>19239445
boots on the ground in china sounds scary

>>19239610
yea totally
no though we euros got way stronger stuff than tvix
>>19239536
not like he can do anything better with whatever is left probably pennies

i went to the casino earlier, didnt bet anything though because my spaghetti was coming out, had to make some calculations but i felt uncomfortable when one of the casino ogres approached me so i went to go order some food at a restaurant outside.

i had to fill out this covid-19 tracking shit on some website, fuck that.
so i was walking back home then sat down to make some calculations for bet strats if i decided to go back to the casino but as i was mathing it out a fucking seagull took a massive diarrhea shit all over my shoes.

now im back at home, contemplating what to do next
should i go back to the casino and yolo? I need more money for stonks

>>19239450
>>19239504
is there any real chance that if this is a bioweapon that after a certain time period the virus was designed to become more active

>>19239450
a more lethal strain would unironically be less of a concern than the current coronavirus
bat viruses in china are also being monitored regularly and whatever precursor to covid-19 would have been overlooked because it didn't appear to be concerning like SARS

>>19239592
BIG GREEN CANDLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

schizo poltards hijacked my /smg/

What airline do I buy tomorrow for a long hold?

>>19239650
No

>>19239685
JETS you retard

Is it too late to buy inovio? Passed on it at 3.93 a share and I'm kicking myself now.

>>19239685
None

>>19239518
>>19239593
bro you've been around here long enough to know, that isn't how leveraged ETFs work...

I fucking hate this bitch.

>>19239685
American Airlines.

goyrona is a global psyop that achieves multiple objectives:
1. ended all protests, especially HK and yellow vest protests in france
2. gives central governments more power
3. gives central banks more power
4. makes trump look bad
5. made china look good, even though at a local level the commoners in western countries hate china now but still buy made-in-china shit because that's all they can afford
6. if usa goes to war with china it makes us look like the aggressor
7. cools down the trade war with china
8. makes the world think they need china (muh respirators and masks and ventilators we don't have enough!!!)
9. makes israel look good if they come up with a vaccine fast
10. shows that state gov and media can coordinate on a global scale to create panic
11. dems now demand paper mail-in ballots or vote by internet which can be much easily hacked
12. weakens economy, the stock market dip in march allowed wealthy to buy even more shares and consolidate power
13. real estate is going to become cheaper and guess who buys it up, china, israelis, russians, saudis, etc. etc. unless the gov puts a limit on foreigners buying US real estate which they won't because they are cucks
14. rent continues to be high or goes up
15. huge demand for more internet-based shit like zoom and amazon
16. bill fucking gates is now some sort of rockstar hero and he's constantly on the news

the list goes on. and on.

kek me saw this menu and thought of ratsu

>>19239729
I know.. I let the greed get the best of me. I saw how high it was before.. Fuck wish it was that easy to get over 100,000.. Drop 50,000 in my S&P fund and let the shit ride for for 26-30 years ...

>>19239672
shut the fuck up faggot

>>19239812
Just look at it this way anon, if you short it right now and wait a year it’ll be like shorting it at $400/share. Maybe that’ll work out for you

>>19239685
If you want to do an individual one, I suggest Southwest. Large airline, good cash position. JETS etf if you want exposure to all of them, which is probably wise as this will shield you from the unfortunate situation of somehow winding up with the one airline that goes bust. ALGT and Jetblue are also worth looking at for your smaller outfits.

>>19239809
Good solid American chain style menu. I would eat there.

>>19239685
air canada

>/pol/ is so garbage they are migrating to places like here
Fuck sakes

>>19239809
>meme theme restaurant
is this actually appealing?

>>19239450
The rest of the post has been spot on. Even the lower end of the modeled fatality rate up until now matches nicely. It was only a matter of time before it got to Brazil, so I suppose that last part was always the kicker. It'll be interesting to see if it happens.

>>19239532
>>19239568
>>19239784
The government at large was incompetent in handling CV, and that stretches across the entire chain of command and along both sides of the political aisle. Regardless of whether or not there are co-morbidity factors, the spike in all-cause mortality coinciding with the spread of CV (as compared to same-time-previous-year statistics) is a sign that CV is having an impact. CV wasn't a Dem cover to sabotage Trump's 2020 chances or the economy. If anything, it was used as a Wall Street cover for the partial unraveling of the debt bubble and an excuse to get bailed out by the Fed again.

Also, you're not thinking straight if you think Trump is going to be able to run on the market hitting ATHs. With record unemployment and an economic recovery that will stretch over the next few years, nobody on Main Street will be happy that Wall Street got off Scott-free whereas Main Street is footing the bill. You can bet that if the market reaches new ATHs in the coming months, Trump is going to catch flak for it come the election.

>>19239726
Why do you think airlines are going down now?

Looks bullish to me.

>>19239809
>kek me saw
kys retard

Is the second wave in August/September priced in?

>>19239941
How do I long Coronavirus?

>>19239941
very high IQ post, thank you for contributing. no one cares about your pleb account that isn't growing.

>>19239922
great points

>>19239899
suck a dick bitch, this is relevant to /smg/

>>19239672
its a shame really. used to be one of the best places to browse on 4channel

>>19239937
There's too much uncertainty going forward to attempt to gauge when airlines will become profitable again. We only have history to go off of, and the post-9/11 shock to the airline industry took years to recover from. The CV shock is exponentially larger, and right now, there's no timeline for when we'll either get through the herd immunity phase OR have successful treatments available. We are only just reopening our economies again. As you can imagine, the fog of war's still pretty thick, hence airlines are laying off employees as soon as they are allowed to (Federal mandate as a part of the CARES funding) and reducing fleet sizes.

>>19239961
Apparently yes. All the geniuses here claim everything has been priced in for 5 years, so it can only go up now.

>>19240006
indeed.
I haven't found anywhere else that compares yet

>>19239961
Hey did we ever figure out what that white shit is that the videos always have insectoids bugspraying all over the place and eachother?

>>19239922
>it was used as a Wall Street cover for the partial unraveling of the debt bubble and an excuse to get bailed out by the Fed again.
yep yep, best managed economy the world has ever seen, if it works. Even if it wasn't plannned.

>market hitting ATHs. With record unemployment
I'm not sure if that's a bad thing. He'll frame it as evidence of the promising future of the economy, as the job market should be rebounding by then (though who knows?). It's a crisis and we have an external enemy, so rally around the flag. He'll claim China is to blame for the crisis and recession, he's to thank for getting us through it and deserves credit for the recovery.

It's all really straightforward, and the two-parties maintain their absolute control of the country during a time of crisis.

Vix pls go down.... Fuck

>>19239922
Setting: wherever the fuck they had their trade talk

Trump: Alright, everyone. So the powers that be are demanding their decadely "stimulus" payment. We've done terrorists and mortgages lately so we can't repeat those too soon. Anybody got an idea for a worldwide economic catastrophe that'll allow us a pay a few trillion in like 3-4 months?

Xi: *coof* Well ma-

Trump: Say no more, Chang.

Is FOREX a meme? I keep seeing these stupid ass videos of FOREX traders buying their first Lamborghini and shilling their dumb pyramid "you can be rich like me" scheme websites.

>>19239685
Air France. Give the 10 year chart a good long look.

>>19240110
These tattoos are a fascinating rabbit hole I wasn't aware existed.

>>19240174
Yes because you're playing with fire (leverage) and have absolutely zero inside knowledge as a retail trader

Invest in Healthcare

>>19240184
I've been exploring it, on a whim I wanted to see if people had asanagi tattoos. With the ahegao meme-fetish I guess we should expect this sort of thing.

if you guys are memeing into airliner stocks hard, why aren't people talking as much about REITs?
dont mind me, I'm just going to (relatively) safely double my money in 2-3 years and there's no pressure from ridiculous cashburn especially when REITs still made big profits in Q1 2020

I dunno from a risk/reward point KOS looks like a damn nice target. $2 now. I've got 8000 so 4000 shares. At just 4 a share I'd clear 16,000 so I'd not have to even wait for it to hit the high of 7ish.

Ive got a put expiring on friday on amazon and it only needs to drop 7 dollars for it to print. So expect it to rise by at least 10

>>19240264
westerners can never draw anime eyes right

markets WILL be green tomorrow

>>19240264
that looks like shit

>>19240414
That's kinda what they looked like for a while there... Around the Clannad era

>>19240184
you looking to get some ink?

Nikkei and ASX red.

> It hits midnight
> No typical bullshit pump on futures
> I have puts

>>19239961
Probably not. If it's on top of further economic strains from solvency and credit crises, absolutely not.

The real question is, what's going to be the narrative as case rate and all-cause mortality increases outside of ordinary bounds? Going through further quarantines is likely out of the picture for the US. We're going through the herd immunity phase, now that (we hope) we have sufficient healthcare facilities to treat any surge in case numbers. So, how's it going to be sold to the public?

>>19240110
The last time I saw it reported, it was fungicide or something similar. Also, think about it for a moment. The CBO, which influences policy makers in Washington, is projecting 9% to 10% permanent unemployment throughout 2021. The temporary unemployment is expected to spike at 25%+ in the interim/at the highest point this year, and even J. Powell has been cautioning about a much more protracted recovery lately. What kind of message does that send to your voter base when Wall Street has completely dodged the bullet, but 10% of the work force is without work? Do you think they'll buy the line that it means recovery is just around the corner when they've been out of a job for six months and are competing within a huge labor pool for available jobs? There have been a few reports thus far examining small business sentiment, and while there's some optimism, the signs of strain are already showing. What happens as, inevitably, a sizable portion of those small businesses fail? Credit and solvency are the new games, and when only 10%-20% of small business are getting the funds they need, and delayed at that, there are real risks here for lasting economic damage.
>http://archive.is/u5D84

>>19240134
kek, I'd watch it if I'm not already.

>>19240110
>not giving the loli a tattoo of an infant raising its shirt up
Missed out on a good opportunity

>>19240416
this

If you start trading and make $500 from trading and selling off a bunch stocks, and then you end up losing $500 in new trades, do you have to do any taxes?

>>19239592
We'll see if it lasts. I doubt it. Im completely bleak on the economy but right now...someone has a lot of money and they seem to take every steep downturn and turn it into a big green dildo of pumping. Because you know, everyone is just SOOO optimistic that PE ratios of 100+ are normal and it will be as if nothing happened next month.

Stocks rally on reopening hopes

>>19240531
There’s no typical midnight pump. 2 and 3 am EST are the scheduled pump times. I think it’s when the euros wake up

well Amazon just set a new high.. makes me sick.. over 2,501 a share.

>>19240564
i don't do taxes period because i do my trading in a tax free savings account

>>19240531
Fuck

>>19240564
losses offset gains.

>>19240564
No, it’s like a cheat code. If you break even in stocks, you’re exempt from all federal taxes for that year. Little known loophole in the system.

>>19240416
you bullcucks are hilarious

>>19240531
So usually pumps in the futures happen exactly at 7 AM ET. If it doesn't pump then, then we're set.

>>19239504
>brazil numbers suddenly pomped out of nowhere
it's not really out of nowhere. their government barely shut anything down while the population density and sanitation in the favelas is worse than china

>>19240578
spotify hit ath too. shits crazy lately

>>19240667
Every government on Earth is really pushing to see who can be most retarded

>>19240574
>>19240647
For the past month, they've been starting around midnight, give or take a few hours. That doesn't mean giant, +1% offsetting 1 min candles, but consistent trend reversals that generally last throughout the rest of the night. Volume is what tends to pickup come Euro-market hours. What was interesting was how quiet futures were last week over the nights where we were seeing those larger sell-offs the days before. That was highly unusual behavior for the past month, having futures only oscillate +/- 0.3% or so.

>>19240719
I've noticed that too. I've basically thought to myself before the dump days "huh, there's just retail-tier volume and no magic green candles. I guess it's going to dump"

>>19240475
GOOD

First, I absolutely love cunny. Second, anybody who claims to know the direction of the market right now is either larping or completely retarded. Not even the most autistic Chinamen PhD quant knows what way the market will go right now. Third, (you) gay nigga.

I FUCKING LOVE SUCKING JEWISH COCK

STONKS
ONLY
GO
UP
BTW

4CHANNERS BTFo

>>19239518
reverse-splitter few weeks ago faggo

>>19240821

>>19240800
I have calls and puts and I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore

>>19240836
You are probably one of the smarter people here. 0DTE straddles are the only logical option in this retard market.

>>19240743
What was also interesting was that SPY volume was up by about 1.6X (around 120 million) on the three days immediately following that sell-off period, and only returned to the lower average (around 70-80 million) today. It hasn't consistently been that high over several days for roughly a month.

>>19240800
Some things are better left to 2D. Checked for truth, though.

>>19240850
Wouldn't cash be unironically better than paying fees to bet against yourself?

..Is this the beginning?
Will the crab die?

>Shopify passes $700 per share
>I sold several years back at some shit like $150 per share
Why even live?

>>19240719
The poomp begins in 2 hours, give or take 30 mins

>>19240883
Yeah, I agree that cash is the best choice. I was just thinking in terms of market participation.

Tomorrow I make all my money back.

>>19240902
What if they've already begun, they're just so small that you haven't noticed yet?

>>19240800
This would’ve been better without the face... and obviously tattoos

This is disigea or something? I had that on GBA and liked it but never beat it.

>>19240834

>>19240901
>Betting against stocks only go up

Forbes says that AMD stock could fall to 30 due to the virus. God I hope so..

>>19240933
Then they are pumping downwards.
The ultimate bullish move.

>>19240928
post proofs, you’re probly only larping as the real TVIX retard

>>19240928
Why don't you just give up and go all in on tech shit already?
NASDAQ is already back at 25% up for the year

>The tech industry has used coronavirus as an opportunity to consolidate its power over the stock market as a whole and herald in a new world order with Emperor Bezos at the throne

>>19240928
TQQQ is literally the only stock ever worth owning. Everything else just falls before its dominance.

>>19240944
Dude, I'm all in on 2X and 3X leveraged bull ETFs right now.
I just wasn't expecting a singular company to be outperforming the almighty SPXL.
>SHOP is up 86% for the past month or so

>>19240983
It's true.
I bought QLD because I'm a little C U C K boi, unlike this absolute fucking chad

WE'VE BEEN CRABBING 24K SINCE MARCH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY CANT SHIT JUST CRASH WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>19240963
>>19241027
There is only one God in this market, and he only moves sideways.
>snib

>>19240901
Breh. I'm buying puts tomorrow. That graph is crazy

>>19240967
Actually there was so many Tvix posters that you cant tell who is the original shill for a 2x leverage shit show.

I lost alot of money on that shit

>>19240466
>you looking to get some ink?
No I hate tattoos. Just interested by the kind of person who would think 'yes, I would like an ahegao loli permanently on my arm!'

>>19241050
LITERALLY people who think its the next Amazon or Tesla. Who knows

I think I'm going to stop trying to get lucky on some 500% penny stocks and just invest in the ETF's that will undoubtedly recover over the next couple months effectively growing my money """100%""" .. but based on my expert observation skills it looks like they are all about to go into another dip soon.. should I wait for it or just buy in and buy more at the dip

>>19240872
>What was also interesting was that SPY volume was up by about 1.6X (around 120 million) on the three days immediately following that sell-off period, and only returned to the lower average (around 70-80 million) today. It hasn't consistently been that high over several days for roughly a month.

what does that imply?

>>19240928
I am unironically the TVIX shill. I'm still -40% all time though, not -50%

>>19238793
Waiting patiently for the next crash and have A5 wagyu everyday

>>19241123
just average down if that happens
stop trying to time the bottom
do your due diligence if you dont even know what tools/indicators to use for a rough estimate on a decent time to buy in

>>19241180
Averaging down is trying to time the bottom but under a different name. "Fashionably" late wins overall for these "BUY AND HODL" boomerstrats.

what do u guys think about the eri czr merger?

>>19241164
HANDS UP KID
GIMMIE THE BEEF

>>19241209
>"Fashionably" late wins overall for these "BUY AND HODL" boomerstrats.
Peak performing hodl strat is to add to a position on a regular schedule throughout the year regardless of chart behavior at the time.

I bought $2k of XLF today did i do good?

FUTURES JUST WENT GREEN

WTF
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19241233
You waste like 5% of your initial investment if you do this compared to trying to buy a dip each month

>>19240943
Like this?

>>19241264
Thing I read showed cost average over time regardless of price beat perfect entries over the course of I think it was 15 or 20 years.

>>19241306
half the people here can't hold a position for 15 or 20 minutes let alone years

>>19241327
well that's a different matter entirely

>>19241291
those fucking man hands

>>19241306
Then think again about what you read
Perfect entries are perfect entries

>>19241352
No, its where "time in the market beats timing the market".
>>19241327
I am pretty sure the "BULL/BEAR" shitposters are all bagholders. Probably the absolute laziest way to take advantage of volatility. Honestly, if you have any bags you shouldn't even bother looking at the market or your brokerage account until November.

>>19241144
That the dip below a key support level was enough to bring back some of the capital that had been either reallocated or waiting in cash, and that the underlying sentiment was still bullish enough to buy at that support. But also that the relatively lower volume we've seen on net gain days has been one obvious limiting factor to our upward momentum, and will continue to be so. It points to an underlying sentiment that sees an overvalued market at that price or too little reward/too much risk at the upward end of our current price range. That we returned to the average volume we've been seeing over the past few weeks makes me think we're going to be crabbing some more. Put another way, if the Moderna PnD presser hadn't hit the stands, I don't think we would have broken 2900 or the 200 day EMA. Really, all of the major moves of the past few weeks have been done outside of market hours, but particularly so with respect to breaking resistance (i.e., proportionate buying and selling volume at a given bid/ask point).

>>19241209
Fashionably late gives you more peace of mind, too.

>>19241372
You can occaisionally get lucky and time a perfect entry. It's rare, but possible. And in that shoot the moon situation timing the entry wins. DCA is far more consistent though and still has great gains long term.

How long until we all have to start an OnlyFans.com page?

>>19241373
>Fashionably late gives you more peace of mind, too.
That's more how I approach swing trading rather than long hodl. I set up my TA to generally give me a buy signal after bottom, high, higher low, pump- hop in right around there if the volume is solid on said pump. That's for reversals, mind you. I don't wait for higher low on a continuation entry during a long term bullish trend.

>>19241415
You act like I haven't been using pictures of my ex-gf to run a semi-popular Hutt (and now OF) for 3 years now.

>>19241372
There will be a 5% dip nearly each month but it wont rise 5% in most months
Maybe if you stay in cash for decades that'll be worse than staying in the market the whole time, the crash shows that may not even be the case tho
But to choose a good date for the dca buy in is easy and effective, anyone who buys at the same date does so either because he doesn't want to be annoyed with the market or because his bank shilled a monthly plan

>>19241050
Don't do it it's got retard strength

>>19241417
Same, but with this market volatility and the huge amount of forward uncertainty, I'd rather stay in cash and wait for more clarity than try to DCA on current dips. If you can call them that. I feel more comfortable swing trading than going long right now. The macro situation is just too foggy, and memes aside, sooner or later the markets will reflect economic first or second order effects, even if it's not another crash.

Dumb ass bird chirping RIGHT outside my house all fucking night every fuckin night. Go to sleep asshole, it’s almost 1 in the morning!

>>19240531
Id honestly love to see it dump fucking hard.

I just want a reality check for the hodl permabulls. Thats all im asking for. Even a 10% correction

>>19241415
ntre island. Bloodied khaki shorts and green tank top on a slender frame with shining rivulets of red hair that flowed down to her shoulders. Her massacred stretch of midriff flared out at him as he watched her in the reflection of the deprtment store's large panelled window begin to reach in with both hands, blood splattering and slicking her alibaster arms to the elbows, and pull large sections of her small intestine out that piled at her feet. Moments earlier she had caught his eye as he strode down main street, a flash of vibrant colour behind his own sullen face, standing centre stage in his gaze to the ornate furniture that lay beyond the thick department store glass. Turning his head reactively he was more than a little surprised to find she was nowhere to be found where she should have been. She had been perhaps 20 to 25 feet from where he was walking, now standing perplexed, across the triple laned road. He stared intently, unable to believe his daylight hallucination, but only recently manacured lawn lay in her place. A chattering

>>19239106
Good may may

But FFS everyone is on the theta wagon now

>>19241415
bro what the fuck
I thought I was the only one who knew about CVSchan. I couldn't find the original threads but I know they happened.

>>19241291
Unfuckingbelievable that those are the same person. Fuck it, I give in, she's good, I want one. I want it bad.

>>19238793
Why the fuck are futures red? We were supposed to break 300...have I srly bought the top or what

>>19241682
>most volatile time in the market ever
>time to go theta plays

>>19241776
yes that sounds like a /smg/ strat

>>19241771
>have I srly bought the top or what

The whole day was green, anon

>>19241624
try chirping back to it instead of yelling in english you will have more success trust me

I bought 5,000 shares of LK today with money I made in NET that I bought with money I made on puts in March. Am I doing this right? Am I gonna make it, my smug bros??

>another initial jobless claims day coming up
Who ready for big green

>>19240902
Reminder: when I wake up tomorrow and futures are green, don’t act like nobody told you

>>19241818
Waited for a break out confirmation...there wasn't really one, but FOMO kicked somehow in.

>>19241627
im a bull and i welcome a phat drop so i can get more cheapies to hold for a couple years.

>>19241016
QLD that’s the one I was looking for, not stupid SPUU. Not stupid TZA.

>>19241828
Shit. They’re going to be so low that they crash the market. Look at how fast this spike was sold off, at this rate we’ll have 0 unemployment!

>>19239504
I can't believe China has only had 80,000 infections they are really handling this emergency well.

>>19241627
Something about going up.
I place a small hedge to profit if it goes down and average down my long position.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/morgan-stanley-monday-saw-huge-stock-buying-due-giant-hedge-funds-short-squeeze

>>19241848
I think a hurdle right now is the low relative volume. If you exclude pajama traders, there hasn't been enough momentum to really signal a breakout (which might be another entry point for me if there were).

>>19241848
The market is all fucked up desu

The only true way to come ahead is to dump money on the truly shitty red days and hold.

That's been working pretty good for me.

>>19241920
That was exactly my issue..this seemed like we would steadily go up on low volume without any real breakout. Let's hope futures make a 180... wouldn't be the first time

>>19241905
>zerohedge

JPM is fucked lmao

>>19241940
>wells fargo manages to not be the biggest idiot
I am impressed.

>>19241938
okay reddit

>>19241891
you don't believe it because they are obviously lying. never trust chinks

>>19241964
If what we were seeing during the initial outbreak is bad, I can only imagine what its like over there right now.

I dont understand how you can have such control over 1.5 billion people..

>>19241933
That's inherently the problem, I think. Based on the data, the reason we're going up on such low volume is the pajama traders. There's not enough market hours momentum to continue the rally, let alone push it higher, so we end up with 60%-70% of the daily movement in overnight futures. In normal markets it's probably an irrelevant data point, but I think right now it serves as a possible barometer for underlying market sentiment.

>>19239647
well i just got back from the casino...
i feel like a fucking retard.

i was up like $75
lost $300, lost it all

i couldve used that money to buy penny stocks, at least i wouldve made money, im never going to the casino again those jews can get fucked.

>>19241940
Shouldn't it be the opposite, that JPM is the least fucked?

>>19241951
They do write highly suspect articles that nearly always come to the same conclusion. They may be right sometimes, but they're incredible biased. It's pornography for people with a fetish for economic collapse.

>>19242138
You're supposed to play roulette and pick one number to bet on, and leave once you make a profit retard

>>19242165
i was playing roulette, and i was up 75, but i kept going because MONEY

>>19242138
I lost $300 bucks and split my leg on a stage in Vegas which ended up being a $1k medical bill that chased me for 3 months.

It could've been worse.

>>19242165
>>19242182
sorry I meat color, also maybe don't go back I've met gambling addicts who are never going to be able to pay off the debt they've racked up

>>19242187
you fell off a stage? wut, lmao

yeah at least i set a limit of 300. shouldve fucked off while i was up though

>>19242227
doesnt matter if you play outside bets, they all sum to 48% chance, colors or odds evens, 1-18, 19-36

I am establishing my investment base before entering single stocks. Looking at ETFs and mutual funds (mostly index). Does the average annual return include all distributions (dividends and capital gains) or are those added for a total return?

>>19242239
Why not just run off of the profits and leave it at that if you lose them? Free drinks once you've got enough off of your starting stack, even if you only leave even.

>>19239293
>WSB was here btw

Am I stupid for trying to long UUU? It's at $0.62 and I'm crazy enough to think it'll hit $3.00.

>>19242239
No I was drunk and high and got lost on a rooftop show and tried to clear a coffee table+ high stage that I shouldn't have even tried to get over or even why I did it, and split my leg and had to get 3 stitches.

This was a week before the shooting too.
The nurse I had a conversation to in the waiting room was a real cool guy.

>>19239382
>1 out 5 Americans making money all day
>4 out of 5 Americans spending 1 out of 5 Americans money all day

>>19239370
>Monday
Don’t tell him

Don't understand why the future is down... No news came out. States are opening up too.

>>19242317
Total return includes reinvested dividends. If you’re looking at the stock price graph though then its just the value of the stock itself

>>19242371
What do they have that lets them compete with ADT? Or potentially be bought out by them? Also I'm going to chuck $20 at UUUU tomorrow ferdajuggski.

>>19239063
>subjective torture matrices
that is the dumbest shit ive ever heard

>>19239941
those are totals. totals = active + CURED + dead.
the situation is not as bad as you try to make it look.

It's been nice knowing you, bulls. The roller coaster has stopped climbing.

>>19242506
> Don't understand why the future is down... No news came out. States are opening up too.
That’s why. The jig is about to be up. You can’t just open back up when people don’t even have access to masks, much less testing. The whole dead cat bounce has been fuelled by the theory that we’ll open back up and the economy will resume. When it is discovered we can’t open up and the economy won’t resume, the real drop comes.

>>19242646
>increasingly nervous bobo for the 20th time this month

>>19242646
>stopped
It's literally about to bounce of the lower BB and .5 fib then go up another 32 pts at least tomorrow.

i just realized something, Niggers. sell in may and go away is just another form of buy the rumor sell the news, because may is earnings season.

oH MY GOD
oh MY FUCKING GOD

I THINK its going to happen this time

>It's been nice knowing you, bulls. The roller coaster has stopped climbing.

>>19242607
No shit you fucking retard.

>n-not as b-b-bad as..
Good and bad are subjective.

Unless you're currently drunk you're too fucking stupid to live, do us a favor ffs.

>it's another swing down
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE COME ON

>>BABA

Sell before close today, or after earnings tomorrow morning?

>>19239382
bullish the stock market likes to go up with more unemployment.

>>19242748
dont speculate on earnings, sell as soon as you can

>>19240539
And on the infant, a fetus lifting a layer of skin as if it were a tshirt to reveal a Polaroid of your face

this is the visual representation of the market right now

>>19242746
nothing but worthless noise :(
lotta volume at 297, then we slip right back down to the next node at 295. A little bit unsettling that the next level with big volume is 293

>>19242815
no it’s the visual representation of your homosexuality

>>19242748
jesus christ that fucking ass...
>>19242815
This is a visual representation of the market right now.

>>19242817
Can I get a visual Representation of that TPO/Volume Profile?

B-bobo?

>>19242720
Yes.

We will end green today, easily. Very nice uptrend since euorpeans are trading.

>green line rising
ok
all shorts liquidated
that's enough stocks for today - see you tomorrow

>>19238931
looks to me like a 54 y/o mans last oorah before he requires viagra

>>19242932
Here, it's a very messy and ambiguous profile. I'd just hate to see us slip down a rung to 292, have some bad news come out, then shoot through the thin-ish volume right down to 286-7, have people get scared, then slip down to the point of control at 282. That could all happen pretty quickly in my opine. Def support at 292 tho

new

>>19243189
>>19243189
>>19243189

Can someone explain to a brainlet why USO is a good investment if you believe oil price will double even tomorrow?

>>19240819
Ok kike, go back to Tel Aviv

>>19239809

>>19243899
wow cute

>>19241050
Stay away from that dude

>>19243195
>suicide prevention shit
It's always a fucking 3D thot poster that does this crap.