/biz/ - Business & Finance

playing HRL

Plz crash.

>>19233581
How does casino and the current stock market differ?

Why do (((they))) hate Inovio so much? Every time the company makes any type of progress on the vaccine the media immediately attacks them

STONKCHADS RISE UP!

>>19233581
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>that feel when last generation that will ever remember double digit interest rates
>that feel when last generation that will ever remember single digit interest rates
>that feel when last generation that will ever remember positive interest rates
>that feel when last generation

>>19233798
you can gamble in stocks at home in your underwear

>>19233798
casino the house always wins


stock market the Fed always wins

>>19233798
I know in theory what I'm supposed to do to win at the casino

>>19233581

>>19233798
If you choose the right stocks you can have an almost guaranteed rate of return. Casinos are rigged to exclusively favor the house.

>>19233798
they serve free coffee at casinos

>>19233823
Lmao, fucktard

>>19233798
Casinos have a 100% math edge on every retard that walks through the door. Stocks you can have an edge although nobody said it’s free money

>>19233825
Literally every generation thinks the world will end with them. You're nothing special.

>>19233857
the past strawpolls anon put out, the board was split exactly 50/50 on the outcome for the next day.

>>19233775
Dammit I was gonna get some calls today but forgot

>>19233856
Meanwhile the SHRMF meme is my only stonk in the red today, hmmmm

>>19233823
Based inflation

>>19233798
I can get my drinks comped at the casino.

>>19233900
Best case as long as the Doomers are around good chance we go higher

>>19233857
I seriously think the only reason airline memers don't just put their willing investment into JETS is because they don't know what an ETF is.

>>19233798
stocks go up, casino patrons statistically lose money by design

R8 my spread

>invest in casinos
>completely btfo the stock market
It really is just that easy friends, have fun

>>19233798
you can get absolutely plastered while making money on stocks, and you can shitpost about it with a bunch of neets on an anime forum while listening to really loud music and yelling when the line goes up or down

you would get thrown out of a casino for this kind of behavior

>>19233941
sorry about ur puts

>>19233928
please dont bully us

How are futures looking

a toast to SPY!

Autism: return to weak relative volume edition.
>Average of the Non-Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 1.15%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.86%
>Average of the Percent of Non-Market Hours Movement Comprising Daily Net Gain/Loss: ~65%
>Gain/Loss From 4/8 Open to 5/20 Close: +10.83% (+7.09% Outside of Standard Market Hours)

>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures/Pre-Market: 19/30 (~63%)
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 5/30
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Gain: 3/5
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/30
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/6

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): 105.57 million, 15 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): 117.82 million, 3 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): -3.47 (AROC), Polynomial, 3rd Order, R^2 = 0.81
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): Flat

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Loss, All): 111.72 million, 12 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Loss, All): Flat

>>19233941
>any play involving TSLA
You enjoy the adrenaline a little too much

>>19233972
ok I'll bite: who is this guy?

What's this pattern called?

When will SPY get to $300?

>>19233972

>>19233987
He created the original /smg/ thread

>>19233970
crabby

>>19233987
world famous actor
soon the be knighted by her majesty
lord of culture and master of exquisite tastes

>>19233992
dead bear bounce

>>19233103
So if I collect capital gains in an index fund I can either accept it as a cash payment like a dividend or else I can reinvest it and thus it, unlike my dividends, will affect my taxable income from selling?

>>19233987
>guy
Why so transphobic?

>>19234011
Mmmm tasty

FUCK ACB AND FUCK AH KIKE FAGGOTS

W-when will Boeing go above 300 again?

I bought 1399 shares of MRO today. What did you guys buy today

WTF WAS THAT

>The pic Zerohedge uses to FUD reits
KEKEKEKE

>>19233857
Yeah, these sites let just anyone post on them, you like to work for free? Go write an article about an investment.

>>19233938
is there something of the equivalent for Retail, Cruise lines, and restaurants?

>>19234063
500 DAL

REMINDER

/biz/ was created as a crypto containment and then /smiggers/ came along and said “WTF crypto should get sliced off so that we can talk about REAL business baka fml”

>>19233790
Shits gone so crazy some bank savings account rates are actually beating out treasury and CD rates.
While my cash sits, I've moved it to a 1.5% APY savings account with Capital One. Its a measly 75$/mo at that rate but its better than nothing.

>>19233987
Trevor Lawrence, the QB for Clemson.

>>19233996
2022

>>19234100

>>19233856
Rip my puts

>>19234095
>NOOOOO!
>Stop talking about business and finance on the business and finace board!!!!

You guys hear Michigan just had a dam failure?

>>19233857
Crabish

>>19234128
bullish

>>19234098
Good choice. I've been a customer for years

i'm 50:50 into airliners and REITs and i don't know what the fuck im doing

>>19234128
How do I short Michigan?

>>19234128
is there a video of when it happened
that california dam failure a year or two ago was fun times

>>19234128
How would this affect the market?

>>19234063
Nothing because this retard fucking banking system gives me ACH holds on my incoming paychecks for 24 hours in advance rather than just putting the paycheck in my account when it's available.
6 shares of TQQQ tomorrow morning so long as it doesn't moon too much for it.
I have lots of things I know will grow big in the future that I want to invest in, or invest more in, but TQQQ is outperforming most of them right now thanks to leverage so I'm just going to play it safe and smart here. Next week I get this check again and also my biweekly from the other job, hopefully the bears can hold the market back from cooming too hard another week and a half

>>19234095
fuck off craptocurrency nigger

>>19234095
crypto and scam coins should get their own board, no one here want to see that pajeet ponzi shit

Fellow options sellers, how often do you get assigned/called away?

>>19234095
you're mom was created as a black cock containment

>>19234088
https://www.etf.com/channels/retail-etfs

retail etfs...you can find more just search what sector your looking for

>>19234095
Reminder you are a faggot

>>19234174
based

>>19234144
you need to cut that reit shit out and put that in CCL my guy

WHY IS NASDAQ APPROACHING ATH THIS DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE

>>19234088
Cruise Lines are really 3 companies. That isn't really worth it. What do you mean by restaurants? Take a look at PEJ.
Retail there is maybe XRT and online retail (thought that ship sailed) is IBUY

>>19234095
kys

>>19234142
How do I long Michigan?

>>19234198
It’s almost like a virus that kills .1% of people under 55 isn’t a real threat to the economy

>>19234128
priced in

>>19234151
it won't, michigan hasn't been relevant in 50 years so no one will give a shit about boomers and niggers

>>19234128
Losing a shithole like Michigan is a net gain to America

>>19234147
that was already over 3 years ago

>>19234221
>>19234198
Massive unprecedented financial stimulus from both fiscal and government instruments gives a sugar high impervious to short to medium term pain.

>>19234198
So we had a major stock market crash in March, do you remember that? It was huge. So then after that crash things slowly went up and down but basically coronavirus had taken its toll on the economy. Fast forward to now, the country has determined that the virus is a nothingburger, a large portion of americans have returned to work, a large portion of businesses have reopened and the stock market is reflecting those changes. The same way it reflected the anticipated changes due to complications with coronavirus. Anything else?

FUCK IT

WHAT DO I BUY???
Today's dumpers?
LLY, CPB, GOLD?

Risky ETFs?
SPUU? SMLL?

>>19234231
means increased demand for construction supplies and waste disposal, make-work infrastructure project, putting people to work.

Talk me out of just buying 20k of TQQQ or UPRO before AH close and just selling it once it inevitably gaps up in the morning.

>>19234128
>detroit
oh no

>>19233857
The duality of man.

>>19234261
when in doubt, buy gold

>>19234262
have you heard of a spread or an order book

>>19233581
Guys, is this real? How did they train this basedjak to dance?

>>19234259
>a large portion of americans have returned to work, a large portion of businesses have reopened
Yeah, no, that's just slowly starting to happen, the majority of the country is still closed down.

>>19234312
That’s a deepfake bro you gotta watch out it looks 100% real

Any leads on plastic utensil manufacturer stocks?

>>19234316
Yeah you didn't read what I wrote, the market has corrected itself in anticipation of what is coming. Not what has occurred already, because this is the nature of the market

>>19233878
seems like I should invest in casions then

>>19234306
It's already at multiyear highs and current resistance

I was referring to Barrick Gold, which is already 40% above my basis, but I didn't buy nearly enough.

Shit bros. Purchased calls on RTX but now they merged with UTX. Now the ATH price is only 100 instead of 160. Can it make it back to 160 or is 100 it's new ceiling?

>>19234198
Massive stimulus for a nothingburger.

It'll climb way higher than when it dipped

>>19234377
You should, I bought ERI and have made about 20 percent returns on it so far

>>19234393
that meme stock's new ceiling is 60

FUTURES ARE RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19234312
why is he so mad about dancing?

>>19234403
Haha shit. Whys it meme? Financials looked alright

So what do I do with $200?

So what's the verdict on SRNE? Up a decent amount by buying the dip, sold a bit for profit, keep holding or is it a bioshit pnd?

>>19234429
casino

>>19234326
Currently eating ravioli with a plastic knife out of a Solo cup after using a second one to microwave it, then dump it into this one to poison myself less. All because I wanted to buy one more share of TQQQ and go a little longer without real food, but am too lazy to cook. Friday I will go and buy more plastic spoons and I will have to buy solo cups a little sooner.
So generally I'd say moderate bull, and big short-term bull if you want to catch the Friday plastic spoon rebuyer pump.

>>19234417
Exposure to commercial aviation sector post merger and business now from Boeing, the ultimate toxic partner. It ticks off a lot of boomer boxes:
1. Defense
2. Dividend
3. Cheaper than better performers
4. "Room to grow" on a timescale of a decade
Dividend investing is a trap, and a stock like this is prime honey for it.

>>19234417
just pulling your leg bro, ceiling is probably 90+ but you'll be holding for a while as the united stuff will drag it down until aerospace isnt fucked

>>19234439
will mimic INO's chart

>>19234063
>not buying your shares in lots of 1488

Some food for thought.

>>19234493
stop being poor

>>19234429
If you want pretty safe gains, buy two TQQQs and maybe a few CCL if it's still cheap enough, otherwise maybe pick up some NNBR, I wish I'd gotten more NNBR when it was lower.
Or you could get a WFC or shell out a few more dollars for an XOM.

Fuck everything. I'm so fucking tired of knowing I'm right about this goddamn clown market and all the wall street faggots in bed with the Fed keep winning anyway. I'm turning off CNBC, closing ZeroHedge, and not looking at any fucking charts for another year. I'm just going to sit on my gold, silver, and Bitcoin and hope that the laws of physics still apply and eventually all the bulls will get fucked like they deserve. There's so much wrong with this fake and gay economy, but I know as long as Jerome is pumping trillions into the system this shit will never end. Fuck all of you seriously, I'm capitulating and hibernating. Goodbye

>>19234493
works for me, fuck those left behind

>>19234379
>I was referring to Barrick Gold, which is already 40% above my basis, but I didn't buy nearly enough
I know what GOLD is, my love
don't be concerned about resistance here

>>19234128
Too bad it wasn't Dearborn. You Michigan faggots need to get your filthy sandniggers under control and put your women back in line.

>>19234507
this

>>19234453
bro you are going to die
the safe way is to make a fire outside and use that to heat the solo cup with the ravioli in it

>>19234439
They're broke. Offering soon.
Take your shit and move into vstm

>>19234493
Remember the good life pre-trade where we'd just bash in the heads of our second cousins to get their mud and bone hut?
Yeah, fuck capitalism, endless negative-sum anti-production laborless zero-consent war is the true progressive way.

>>19234500
>>19234507
One thing I’ve noticed is that leftists can certainly defend their positions better. You guys just provide one-liners that provide little insight.

>>19234476
>>19234477
Oh ok I see. The calls expire June 2021 so I'll probably just hold em and hope the commercial exposure isnt too detrimental

>>19234493
Nothing better than competition sorting out the garbage.

>oil is up 200%
>he could have longed it, retired by now
>instead he posts anime on this general
>tries to find the next penny stock meme
>tries to find the next shitcoin
>pretends to be drunk and shitposts here
>etc
what's your excuse retards? i'm up +1500%

>>19233581
No panic sell everything button. This keyboard is useless.

Stupid smooth brained bears. Post more half naked women that's all your lizard brains are capable of accomplishing.

>>19234504
"Am I out of touch?"

"No the market is wrong"

>>19234504

>>19234542
what are your other options lol, its never going to 160 ever

>>19234493
"Privatize the profits, socialize the losses" is a harder to refute point for post-TARP America.
Or the warning from hedge fund managers:
"Capitalism without the threat of bankruptcy is Catholicism without Hell"

>>19234539
if others crumble in order for me the thrive, i'm good with that

Sold my Sartorius and gas & oil ETF today.
I got around 2200€ now to spend on Friday, but I'm not sure what exactly to invest into. Only interested in European stocks though.

>>19234539
I let my wealth, mental health, and family speak for my positions

stop being poor

bigups KRNT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>19234584
try going to a e*ropean website and ask them you scumbag

>>19234128
The whole state is a damn failure

Here anons try this new bull music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nx24VAjK6Q
It's a very Bizonacci-like tribalistic tune about long-term relationships and persisting through worry and exhaustion.
>>19234555
I was fucking broke when the dip came and could only buy a little XOM when it was truly cheap, and didn't know a better one to buy.
>>19234567
Don't be mean to bears, without them how would we make gains? But they should post more half-naked women.

>>19234503
I already got some in UCO and GUSH for the hopeful return of oil. Def will pick up some NNBR and look into the other ones for the time being. Thanks for the tips bro!

I'm ashamed to announce that my most profitable investments were buying ESPO and OTGLY randomly at the absolute bottom.

>>19234059
Welcome to the wonderful world of dude weed P&D. The bogs are on speed dial at all times with those.
>red
>he sold?
>pump it
>lolololololololol
>couple days later
>red
>he didn't sell?
>dump it

>>19234555
I zoomed out on the all-time chart and decided not to.

>Futures green once again
Thanks to everyone for another upcoming huge green day. Goodnight.

>>19234603
I'm not asking.

>>19233581
>Bloomberg terminal
Lil' Mike is worth $60 billion for making this shit

>>19234622
No problem, just passing those recommendations on.
Also buy my waifu AAFLY, she's still crabbing even lower than when I bought her but France put up $12B because she's an important part of European travel, so I believe in her long term. Watch that $7 fee though so if you're buying, buy enough to matter.

I call this chart pattern the Jerome.

>>19234172
I’ve had a few calls hit and it still felt like I made money

>>19234555
>eToro charges overnight fees
>some anons keep insisting how complex Oil is
I was trying to daytrade due to said fees earning quite a bit in the process then went full retard trying to short it losing quite a bit in the process which lead me to staying the fuck away from it.

May pickup USDP. 3 a share. High is 11. So lots of upside still

>>19233832
top kek

>>19234742
Out of how many/over what time period? Once a year, once a month?

>>19234504
Well, gold and silver should rise... but they won’t pay dividends and they won’t “moon”

Hedge against deflation with USD.

>>19234509
But you didn’t say GOLD you said gold... fuck it I’m grabbing some Barricks and some SMLL.

AAAAAAAAAH BLOOD REDDDDD

>>19234826
You guys said that yesterday.

>>19234613
>>19234128
>Michigan is a damn failure
ftfy

Sorry guys... I bought today.

>>19233775
How do I interpret the bottom graphs?

>>19234844
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19233832
buy casino stock, you always win.

buy MGM

>>19234844
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>19234635
I bet she just got bogged there in the back

>>19234858
Some kinda strangle/straddle

I'm bagholding like 1/3 of my profile.. should I just eat my losses and moved on? The losses are like not horrible it just sucks not having most of my buying power... Losses are part of trading right just gotta suck it up and keep trying. Don't want to marry these stocks

>>19234896
smol biz coaster. have a larger one.

spx futures red

>>19234907
Which stocks are you bagholding?

>>19234850
Carlos!!!

>>19234907
Everytime I sell my losses the stock moons the next day
without fucking fail

>>1923426
>TQQQ
>UPRO
>ever selling

>>19234911
Thanks, fren. Have a frogodile.

>>19234936
absolute madman

>>19234907
Remember that the price you got into your position at irrelevant. Ignoring transaction fees, you're money should always be the assets you think will go up the most.

AAAAAAAAAA -0.15% AFTER MULTIPLE DAYS OF PUMPING!!!

for real though sell before june and chill a bit

>>19234539
>projection and Harry Potter references justify the failures of cocksucking Lefty faggots
Dilate.

>>19234954
Is this real?!

>>19234927
GNUS FSRX and HTGM

>>19234934
They have improved slightly over the past week but I bought at the top for most. I'm a noob

>>19234635
>/biz/, /v/, and /g/ get a flat together

>>19234975
>GNUS FSRX and HTGM
I can't find FSRX. FRSX?

Recommends from swing trading perspective: Put stop loss on GNUS, hold HTGM.

>>19234901
I still don't understand but thank you for answering.
Have a good evening

>>19234974
It's obviously a statue

>>19234936 meant for >>19234262 how the hell i fuck that up?

>>19234762
Before the virus it was at 10 pretty steady. So buy in the morning at 3.00 , wait a few months till winter, then sell at 10.00. $4000 to use as ammo. 1330 shares. 13,300 for me later. Also sell 90% of my GE later and pocket 8,520. So I walk away with 21,820 all total.

>>19234974

>Have MSFT 185C shorted.
>Dont even know if I want my shares called away, but IV is just so low atm
Meh. It all seems so overbought right now.

oh no no no bullbros we got too cocky

>>19234960
Thank you. That means a lot to me. Not selling to 500k at the earliest. I'll give it 6 months or so

I don't understand what's going on any more, I feel like everything I've learnt up until now has been completely invalidated.

>>19235143

>>19235155
I switched over to only bothering with TA last month. TA still works fine even if the fundamental feel and all that appears to be all out of sorts.

>>19235155
I have no idea, man. Im just hoping it all comes down right when Im not involved.

>>19235155
>>19235210
remember bitcoin @20k?

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why did i listen to retards on this board? every stock i bought on my own volition has done well. while the two meme stocks i was told were free money have done nothing but go down

>>19235155
the jews control it all. what you learn was all lies

Saw it on the news. Some lucky fuckers found 1 million just laying on the damn road. Why can't shit like this just happen to me?!! Fuck..

Spy crash incoming please

>>19235143

>>19235238
Zoomer bear think this is like cryptoscam

>>19235247
Some of us are risking more than what, 10k? I wouldn't put 5 figures into an airline, personally.

>>19235247
I learned that lesson with hmny. That one hurts to to think about.

AAA!! AAA!! AAA!!

>>19235155
yeah seems to me that fundamentals and value is out.

MOVE OVER BUFFETT, SENTIMENT AND TA ARE IN NOW AND HERE TO STAY!!!

>>19235143
>>19235162
>>19235254
>>19235284
>>19235243
OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>19235265
like it or not, it's a credit/debt bubble.

>>19235238
Shitcoins do not have a central bank and a gouvernment backing it. When Chinkcoin drops the slit eyes can not just ban selling it. When TechCoin drops there is not unlimited amount of money backing it.

>>19235290
TA says dump, fundementals say dump, sentiment says dump; it pumps. Just buy and hold, goyim. They won.

>>19235339
The way I see it, it isn't really about the corona virus anymore.

We have a lot of bubbles in our market and corona was just a catalyst to help pop them. Corona could vanish tomorrow but we still nuked our economy with the lockdown and shook up the weaknesses of the debt and credit bubble in catastrophic ways

>>19235301
god

DAMMMIT
FUCK

>>19235247
I'd be careful bro, DAL has been shilled on here a few times lately which means it's time for that to turn into a meme as well

>>19235301
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19235356
lol, you think that corporate debt is underwritten and that the valuations are anything other than bunk for 90% of the index since 2012? Bullbros gotta pick an argument. Does the market have any relation to the economy or is it that the line go up. The market is ultimately tied to reality, but it's due to the bubble we're in that it's doing fuck all.

>>19235384
you got it. The corporate credit bubble can, however, go on forever.

>>19235339
we're resetting to 2009 over the summer starting june
screenshot this post

>>19233856
dodged the put bullet, was about to price in $10 for june 5th

>>19235357
>TA says dump
It does not. Your TA a shit. TA is neutral leaning bullish on S&P.

Bros... I hate this most hated rally.
I FOMO'ed into momo on the down low to recoup some gains ya know?

COFFEE TIIIIME!!!

>>19234961
yeah... but it's still good to keep in mind.

>>19234635
mr.dudeweedlmao you know your stuff

>>19235339
............. What's the bottom green line

>>19235449
ah, but what about the smollies or even mids?

>>19235471
Same story on Russell 2000.

Tesla just declared bankruptcy!

Personally I like to keep it simple. I look at a stock I like. I see it's half off the high or more. I buy it quick. 50% or more in free green when things recover. If it pays out a divvy, hey all the more green for me.

>>19235449
>I activate my Instant spell Mystic Printer to offset the effects of Your Bog of Confusion!

>>19235466
200 Monthly MA, I just left it there. I like watching 50/200 on the 1 hr, but i found the 100 Monthly MA to be vaguely interesting.

>>19235506
retard

I bought back a BILI, boys!

What’s the word on this China bill? Real deal?

>>19235498
Cool!

>>19235247
why do you think i'm still knee deep into REITs

>>19235498
I have an acct worth 2.5m. I have been doing this longer than you. It says dump, retard.

>>19234063
74 DFEN

>>19235506
Tesla just declared bankruptcy
This is tragedy
how will we every recover?

>>19235506
Go back, you’re not welcum!

What's the best sub $5 stock?

>>19233775
>straddle
Hope you sold.

>>19234858
First one is a straddle (buy a call and a put at the same strike price)
Second is a put and 3rd is a call.

>>19235426
To be fair, simple post-rona google searches on the subject always suggest DAL and LUV. Take that as you will.

>>19234622
Is GUSH worth it if you're expecting a slow rally on oil? I had always read that leveraged ETFs are only good for short holds.

>>19235539
k

>>19235546
I was wondering about an etf like this, thanks anon

>>19235451
This is the weirdest market I have ever seen
Nothing makes sense. I hate it too.

If stocks would crab Id be fine with that, but we are going higher and higher.
I make money but every night I go to sleep fearing to wake up with a -5% dildo
>>19235433
Line go up because big shots and banks say so.
Nothing else. No other reason. This is the stock market. They cant force a good economy but they can enforce prices on the stock market
>>19235571
Nothing. Pennyshits all need to die.
If I had to pick one at gun point? NIO

>>19235539
k

>>19235539
does it say when

>>19233581
Triple top at 61.8 fib = mega bullish lmaooooo

Why do meme fud posts disappear but crypto fuds and anti crypto fuds exist unmolested

>>19235615
>Line go up because big shots and banks say so.
It's much more likely that their risk tolerance, balance sheets, and regulations say so. TINA does ring true to a degree, I mean look at DHT's buys on fintel. There's pension plans hopping in. There is a grounding in reality, per se, but it's very likely that that reality has a lot to do with the sense that the corporations are still going to be 1. solvent and 2. creditworthy. the second one of these goes for enough names, the house of cards follows. A bad derivatives play or really anything that could shock the credit market into contracting would do it.

>>19234063
Not much.
Closing my short puts on AMD for a nice profit and daytrading my shorted MSFT contracts for an additional 30$/contract.

Not much going on. Usually the only actions I do happen in the 30 mins after and before close

>>19235597
Dude I'm the last person to be asking, I literally just set up my first trading account two days ago. I just saw some other autist spewing shit about GUSH and when I looked into how much it was before the oil crash I shit my pants but that's obviously a newbie thing I would assume from me and I didn't put that much in either. All I know is that I'm waiting for the shit to start to go back up then I'll put a shit ton more into it.

>>19235426
Its a blue chip stock not a shit coin, anon.

>>19235603
>>19235620
>anime cat girls
cringe!

>>19235571
Ask the penny thread. You'll get more help.
SESN 0.80 USD +0.060 (8.09%)

>>19235699
>I literally just set up my first trading account two days ago.
>>19235719
>>anime cat girls
>cringe!

Generous week!

>>19235662
True. But my conclusion is that the world is in too deep for the stuff to fail right now.
Pension funds cant pull out. Banks cant pull out.

Once the house collapses they will suffer too. On a financial and personal level.
If the market dropped 40% I can see people hanging in the streets.
The higher ups will not let the market collapse.

Or Im wrong. Im not a bank exec. Im not in the know. I just hope that the people in charge want to stay in charge

>>19235539
And you probably started with 5 mil, whats your point?

>>19235571
HTZ

>>19235609
good thing is its a defense/ aerospace fund so if the private sector fucks up the gubmint can stimulate it

>>19235597
>>19235699
I didn't want to lose out on hodling a leveraged etf for too long. So I went into USO instead. Maybe into both is good and then you can hodl the USO long term.

BOBOS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SEETHING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19235737
Good job anon. Almost the Chad Fad

>>19235737
Post positions sexc

>>19234178
>ETFs
>ever
Holy shit I just found out how badly they're performing the other day. It's insane how bad ETFs look.

>>19235769
>walks in and slaps your gf’s ass

>>19233874
They give you free food here (legit steaks)

>>19234340
You're going to post one pink wojak one day, and then you're going to neck yourself.

>>19235745
>True. But my conclusion is that the world is in too deep for the stuff to fail right now.
>Pension funds cant pull out. Banks cant pull out.
Yeah the budges for state and municipal governments is an absolute disaster.
>Once the house collapses they will suffer too. On a financial and personal level.
>If the market dropped 40% I can see people hanging in the streets.
>The higher ups will not let the market collapse.
You're completely right. The distribution of PPP loans is a damning example for anyone thinking banks will let it just happen. But 3 weeks almost crashed all of Q1, any additional shock has a great chance of popping the bubble, and it's probably going to be pretty violent.

>>19235790
50% UPRO 50% SPY

>>19235792
Hey I didn't recommend anything. Just giving anon a resource to do his research.

Your living on borrowed time mumu, your life belongs to me.

>>19235699
Fair enough. I guess.
>>19235769
>No faith in America
Sad!
>>19235719
Sad!

>>19235825
Q1 earnings*

line goes up

>>19235792
Is that ytd? If so, I’d imagine most stocks look the same way. Also,
TVIX BROS WYA????

>>19235825
If we crash it will go really really really badly.
Absolute disaster tier.

But again. I have no idea. The stock market now depends on the US gouvernment hodling and buying and bringing others to do the same.
>>19235840
Shh Bobo
Time to sleep
>>19235863
Wee
Green line go up big

>>19235840
The Contango is pretty much priced out of the forward CL curve, and June CL expired at $32.50 with July settling at $31.96 on Tuesday.
Quite a bullish sign for stocks. It's over Bobo fren

>>19235824
damn you must have missed some big gains to be this salty

>>19235840
lol, bobo can you go fuck up gld while you're at it. we're at $1750, perfect level for profit taking and making new bag holders.

>>19235792
There is also a big handful of red inverse etfs in that chart.

>>19235841
The fed is the one with no faith in America. If you have faith in America, you let the infected flesh slough off, you allow the wound to heal, and you remember the scar for what it is. You do this knowing that America is capacious enough to ward off the infection, strong enough to manage the hurt and pain. You don't feed the festering shitpile of gangrenous cess accumulating.

>>19235736
>>19235841
damn 4 for 4 (yous), I must be good at this biz thing

>>19235878
>If we crash it will go really really really badly.
>Absolute disaster tier.
I'm super scared of overcapitalized firms going bankrupt, states stopping being able to pretend that they do things in the public's interest, and retirees that are funneling all of our wealth into assisted living, death prevention, and the smorgasbord of medical/pharma/insurance companies that are involved.

>>19233941
>selling calls on OXY

Bad idea. All it takes is for a buyer to step up and make an offer for their Algerian assets and their cashflow problems are gone overnight.

>>19235539
yeah but what's your sports memorabilia and polo shirt collection look like?

>>19235155
Ask yourself this is it priced in?
Is everyone saying it will go a certain direction.

These two questions always help clear my mind.

>>19235917
Indexes are broken, if you haven't been apprised.

Green day tomorrow, again.

>>19235947
>H-haha, i was only pretending to be retarded!
>I know... I'll trap them!
>If they don't say anything it looks like I won
>If they do reply then I win again!
>Now they have to stop calling me a faggot retard!
faggot retard

>>19235947
if you like Gush, look at the TVIX 5 year chart.

>>19235986
rollin for lucky 7

>>19235936
Or just fuck off with that gay shit and watch jpow pump my bags.
Which is what is happening now. Stay mad

>>19236000
czeched
who is this cum receptical ?
>>19235997
lookin good if i do say so myself

>>19234063
I bought ACB on opening 20@13.77 like an idiot.
Then proceeded to buy 10@13.20 when it dipped.
But then it dropped even more so I bought 10@12.80. I am down 40$ on the shit Canadian weed company holding bags for the eventual rebound.

I don't even smoke weed... FML

>>19236000
Trips confirmed Daddy JPow will pomp it full of his green seed tomorrow

>>19235989
Please no mean names
We comfy zone here

>>19235997

>>19236013
Well, it’s $40... so...

>>19236022
Traitors before enemies...

>>19236012
Buffet and Munger's personal CNBC fuckwench

>>19236013
....anon..... you may want to look again

Hmm, may sell my 90% stake in GE for a slight gain and roll the money and the 4000 all into USDP. More upside to be had. 3 to 8 is easy. Pre-virus this was 10.

i predict a headline in Sept will be:
POWELL THROWS IN THE TOWEL
markets will be down 6-12% or more per day. we're clearly in the "reopening" upswing now. good feelings all around due to summer and sunlight coming back.

>>19233973
all those numbers hurt my head, all i know is buy low sell high
>>19235989
you're the fucking retard here having anime on your computer
>>19235992
jesus how do you go from some billions and millions to 20 bucks lmao

>>19235736
>>19235841
He's right tho. Regular anime is based, but cat girls are trash.

>>19235986
9, then 7. none of the others

>>19236040
*Draws katana*
The comfy starts now, fren.

>>19236022
Based poutchan.
Recommend me an anime or mango

>>19235736
He literally just does it for the (you’d)s. Pretends that posting anime on an anime board means you’re a tranny manlet. He’s real retarded.

And literally from redd!t.

>>19235769
This guy pops up on my twitter feed all the damn time, and it’s always the same shit.
>I’m right, the market is wrong, stocks should be free, the federal reserve shouldn’t exist.
His arguments are basically:
1. The federal reserve is keeping companies from going bankrupt, so they should let them go bankrupt instead.
2. The federal reserve is boosting the stock market, so don’t own stocks.

>>19235792
>spy and qqq are that small
Bullshit

>>19236050
sweet vishnu. today i must unleash my mango lassi and abandon the nofaps

>>19236083

>>19236079
>Having a cute 2D anime girl and a pet
>In one easy to feed form
>Trash
Ok.

>tfw i got sucked into the tanker meme
save me bros

*ominous chainsaw noise*

>>19236114
next time you see a fucking reddit meme pop up here think twice

>>19236090
>Recommend me an anime or mango
Katanagatari
Darker than Black

>>19236114
>got sucked into the tanker meme
>literally just had a 2%-7% green day
kek

Is anyone here still hodling puts or are we just memeing?

>>19236090
> ETFs categorized by sectors and styles. Size represents 3-month average dollar volume, $1M minimum.

>>19235986
7, 9, 0, 1, 2 in that order

>>19236138
buying today or yesterday is a lot different than buying 3 weeks ago

>>19235571
wait till airlines dump to ~$3 in a couple months

>>19236168
I've DCA'd into EURN even though I'm bearish on the almost the whole friggin market. good luck buddy

>>19236114
hedge with puts if you have funds i guess duno lol. i got in and out of DHT at a small loss, it felt bad at the time but i've forgotten about it. it was a /biz/ rec by some anime poaster.

*note i am just shitpoasting this is not financial advice*

>>19236159
I'll take the mongloid in the middle

>>19236131
how do I know if its a reddit meme if I dont go to reddit? Should I just ignore advice from users that only post with anime pictures?

>>19236107
>fucking your pet out of convenience

thread

>>19236208
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>>19236208
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new

>>19236208
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>>19236208
>>19236208
>>19236208

thread

>>19236200
very nice

>>19235986
when i make just 5k shekels i'm flying straight to tel aviv to marry an israeli girl. don't even care if she's ugly. that's where i'm at now...that's what making it means to me. just a wet israeli hole who becomes a nagging yenta but at least she has nice milkers.

>>19236107
This is why nekopara is the perfect (vn) animu

>>19236205
trust the frogposters ignore tranny anime posters

>>19236073
>jesus how do you go from some billions and millions to 20 bucks lmao
It's just a great opportunity to buy and hold long term, if they recover to 50% of their all time high you get fuck you money for like $500.

>>19236134
>Katanagatari
>Darker than Black
Those are two of the best!
I always forget about katanagatari

Best investment app on iPhone, go

>>19236090
Symphogear. Shame that SONG is going to 0. These bogus companies need to give up their perfect ticker symbols.

>>19235792
>ETF's are bad

I see all these comments about ETFs and don't get it. I'm up $370 in less than a week.

I know I'm supposed to sell them before the roll begins, but not sure if the reason why people hate them is because they don't sell them in time.

Do you lose your money if you don't sell them before the new roll out begins or why do people hate them?

>>19236090
>"literally from reddit"
>using reddit spacing
>replies to everyone
yeah no you're the fucking kike reddit nigger here you stupid bitch
>>19236297
so its just a giant scam?

>>19233581
>tfw no ESC key labeled "SELL SELL SELL!"

>>19236013
Anon! It's up 30% in after hours trading today. You're looking at a juicy gap up tomorrow. Congrats.

>>19236523
>yeah no you're the fucking kike reddit nigger here you stupid bitch

>>19236200