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Ascended the mortal limits of the economy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)
https://nhentai.net/tag/condom/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
[YouTube] hikky (embed)

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
>>19221696

>> No.19223741
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stocks

>> No.19223742
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ANY YEPPERS

>> No.19223744

>>19223725
fuck anime

>> No.19223745

I hate bikes and joggers

>> No.19223758

>Risk Management
>[2nd link]

OP you're degenerate
ngmi

>> No.19223760

Just found out I DON'T have Chronic Pancreatitis from my docotrs who originally thought I did, BULLISH AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>19223741
ha HA

>> No.19223774

>>19223725
S&P500 looks so fucked up right now on the 5m and 15m candles.

>Yesterday vaccine was fake
>ahhhhhhh DUMP
>New day, new start, what exactly happened yesterday?

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i got fucked today /biz/... but in a very good way

>> No.19223790

>>19223774
no one cared the first time

>> No.19223801

>>19223725
Well, at least you tried to fix the OP.

>> No.19223804

IT'S POOOOOOOOOOOOMPING AAAAAAAA

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Fuck I wanted the OP this time.
>embed()()()embed
kys

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I wondered this yesterday but I still found no answer.
When people here look at Euro indices they look at the DAX. All others like CAC, IBEX, MIB, FTSE100 failed horribly over the years.
Why is only the DAX a growing index while the rest acts like a cancerous crab?
Obviously Germany did better than Spain but it shouldnt be THIS different... no?


>>19223727
I was the guy who suggested it. Its a great long term buy. No plane will fly without them

>> No.19223810

>>19223733
Different people believe in different memes (buy at open, sell at open), algos react to random moves, triggering further random moves, investors have weak hands, FOMO in etc.
This essentially creates a chaotic system, basically a random number generator.
The only constant is green line go up

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>>19223725

>> No.19223818

>>19223760
Sorry, your health is priced in

>> No.19223823

>>19223760
Do you drink a lot?

>> No.19223828
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>>19223725
Fuel is inally recovering
60% of my portfolio is GUSH

>> No.19223833

more puts ? shall we die trying ?

>> No.19223836

>>19223725
Name of the 2D goddess in OP?

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Stop thinking rationally. Just buy. Just keep buying. Were going to mooooooon

>> No.19223842

>>19223760
What do you drink?

>> No.19223845
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My plan was to take my et gains and dump it into this for the divvies. It's mooning so much that it's probably gonna be below ET in payout soon. Then, i'll take those gains and dump them in ET

>> No.19223847

Damn GLD isn't pulling back.

>> No.19223848

>>19223810
I'm just saying if you did this. With tqqq yesterday after it finished awfully you would definitely be up a bit this morning....

>> No.19223849

>>19223833
do you enjoy losing your money?

>> No.19223850

remember to short when we bounce off 297 again

>> No.19223852

Why is the CNBC stream being all fucky?

>> No.19223856

>>19223823
>>19223842

I drank beer for a while but it wasn't nearly the levels needed to get Chronic Pancreatitis, they are thinking I have nerve damage of some sort.

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>sell CC put
>collect 790
>buy to close a day later
>only pay 680
>110 profit for literally no work
AM I GONNA MAKE IT GUISE

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I can't even clown you Bobos anymore. It's too easy. And sad

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>lean hogs -2%

>> No.19223865

>>19223841
Bobo and the Bulls

>> No.19223871

When's the next dump? I'm sitting on $6k cash

>> No.19223874

>>19223780
extrapolate

>> No.19223878

>>19223849
no not really

>> No.19223888

NVDA you fuck go up.

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>>19223842
>>19223823
>>19223856

More specifically

>> No.19223892

>>19223810
THATS RIGHT. its not to be thought about. Our LITERAL jewish secretary of treasury will ensure it.

>> No.19223895

>>19223859
Imagine having 200k in a fake brokerage

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>>19223836
02 from Franxx
Watch episode 1-16 and drop it. Honestly. Just pretend that was the ending

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>>19223871
never

>> No.19223911

>>19223852
Federal reserve DDOS

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>>19223725
Any KOS frens here?

>> No.19223913

how to make money off these low ass oil prices?

>> No.19223920

>>19223807
NO FUCKING CLUE MAN
>long on MIB thinking that it would stop crab walking after all this time in the pandemic
>it still crabs
come the fuck on

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It was supposed to be red today

>> No.19223924

>>19223888
I'm right there with you, I'm trying to scalp some calls off them right now

>> No.19223925

>>19223895
All brokerages are fake

>> No.19223926

>>19223865
i really have been meaning to shop bull heads on the nigs lol

>> No.19223929
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>be HAL
>cut dividend by 75%
>stock price up 5%
based

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>>19223915
>MFW sold KOS at $1 for 50% profit

>> No.19223933

>>19223856
Jw. I know a guy who drank a lot of whiskey for months at a time, not eating much either, and he had acute pancreatitis. I read beer doesn't cause it. Sorry about nerve damage, but pancreatitis is hell, causes blindness and very painful.

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>> No.19223944

>>19223810
I believe you could profit from people's fear by consistently buying Friday close and selling Monday open but I'm not that disciplined to try.

The idea being a lot of people don't like to hold over the weekend.

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>>19223760
Based
>>19223891
BASED
A
S
E
D

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How are there so many disgusting greedy retards on this planet

>> No.19223954

>>19223841
>That pic

That's like a depiction of hell

>> No.19223955

>>19223847
I too thought there would be a sell off

>> No.19223965
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>Rebuying my AMD puts after a day for 70% profit
Noice

>> No.19223970

>>19223898
Why? What happens after episode 16?

>> No.19223974

>>19223931
A gain is a gain, fren.

>> No.19223975

Bears shouldn't be so sad. They got to play most of last week. It's just our turn.

>> No.19223981

>>19223953
where do you even buy luckin anymore

>> No.19223983

We're just going to LITERALLY pin the fucking market

>> No.19224003

>>19223981
They delisted it yesterday didn;t they?

>> No.19224012

>>19223970
Its terrible. Complete garbage
The studio changed or something and nobody enjoyed the end.
They practically changed the setting.

Imagine watching Attack on Titan and suddenly they get teleported to the world of Full Metal Alchemist without any reason or way to evolve the story.

>> No.19224013

>>19223981
the pink sheets

>> No.19224017

>>19223915
Is it too late to get into KOS?

>> No.19224024

>>19223895
Jesse Livermore made his first fortune trading in literal bucket shops. Seriously though I'm making the move to TDA soon

>> No.19224033

I bought 337 shares of UAL at 24.60 yesterday, should I sell and try to buy in cheaper?

>> No.19224037

OOOH DID YOU SEE THAT GOOG BLAZING BY?

>> No.19224041
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>>19223953
That's why people should buy RTX so that we can blow these bugmen out of this planet.

>> No.19224042

>want to enter in the market for the first time
>past couple of days have been a bull run for the most part
I want to buy the dip but it ain't happening but I don't want to buy in a middle of a climb.

>> No.19224044

>>19224003
No. They only warned them.
Enough to dump obviously
>>19223920
Youre Italian?

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>>19223929
>tfw bought a long call on HAL with a strike of $11.50 for $1.23 a share
>tfw expiration date isn't until October

>> No.19224061

>>19224033
No, we are going back to work now. To hell with the elderly

>> No.19224067

Fuck it perfectly pinned at the near ATH, time to fucking buy with non-existent money and piss volume. What the fuck is thia?

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I sold yesterday before the mini dump thinking we'd be red for a few days and now I'm almost all cash
This sucks

>>19224012
It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit

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>>19224041
this
invest in what you believe in

>> No.19224071

>>19224042
Write some puts on stocks, on prices youd be comfortable to buy in.
You enjoy the benefits of crabs and bulls while also being able to buy in at a good price if we dump.

>> No.19224075

>>19224061
and to hell with niggers

>> No.19224088

>>19223970
I guess people didn't like that humanity was a puppet and was led to the road of self ruin. Also, the couple dies at the end.

>> No.19224089

>>19223807
Because Germany controls the EU both economically and politically. They are the manufacturing center of Europe. They can manufacture something in Slovokia for dirt cheap, sell it in Italy, and take all the profits in Germany.

>> No.19224096

>>19224042
Fed is pissing me off, because I KNOW if I enter a position the whole market will crash 30% again 10 seconds later

>> No.19224098

>>19224044
Yeah. Fuck investing in my own country, man, fuck Italy. I should jump in the USA markets, which is literally the real market mover. All other indexes follow the USA ones.
>SP500/DJ goes up? Let's go up too (by half)
>SP500/DJ goes down? Let's go down too (two times as fast)

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>>19224075

>> No.19224100

>>19224069
Shit happens, but remember. We are living in a simulation and everything is fake.

>> No.19224108

>>19224033
massive gains 2 year hold + bankruptcy risk

>> No.19224115

>>19224042
>last 10 years were bull run
the dip is old news, you still have time to buy in on the action. most tech stocks are undervalued with the world going full digital

>> No.19224114

>>19224069
time_market >> timining_market

>> No.19224117

>>19224069
>It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit
Who was it again? Trigger, A-1 and Clover?
>>19224070
Where can I short the holocoust?
>>19224098
Im only invovled in the US as well desu.

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>>19224071
this is where i'm at as well

closed my position expecting dump/crab, now it's pumping ofc (thanks Bog)

selling a put at a reasonable price to re-enter before GOLDEN BULL really revs up

>> No.19224127

>>19224114
Ok boomer

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You might not have realized it yet be we are trapped in an eternal crab loop.

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>>19223895
You anti robinhood shills are annoying juat like the duck guy and dividends are your fren guy but more so.
You are one of the following
>actual boomers
>paid shill

The mere sight of it pisses you off intensely yet it's something that's rather insignificant.

Here I'll piss you off too.

>> No.19224164

I'm going to sleep fuck this, nothing is actually moving

>> No.19224170

>>19224117
Are you European? I would be involved in the US but I need to know how the fucking taxes work.

>> No.19224174

Okay folks, pumping is over, time to crab.

>> No.19224178

>>19224138
that wouldn't make any sense to me because I bought the dip and have help my position ever since and i'm up 18 percent

>> No.19224179

>>19224127
>he didn't buy TQQQ on margin intending to hold for decades
ngmi

>> No.19224183

anybody building vertical calls ?

>> No.19224187

holy fuck it crabbed faster than ever today

>> No.19224188

>>19224174
>he doesn't know about the second mid morning pump

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>> No.19224193

Goddammit Bobo, I wanted more cheap stocks. You lied to me.

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>>>/x/19220977

you guys suck

>> No.19224196

>>19224069
>we'd be red for a few days
We just had a dump last week.

>> No.19224199

The fuck is happening to nano?

>> No.19224200
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>> No.19224201

>>19224157
>Here I'll show you

>Error 500

Robinhood is the best!

>> No.19224205

>>19224143
For those who're in RTX or GE (I'm in both so hey I win no mater what)

>> No.19224206

bros my O key can only take so much

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Today is boring I'm going back to sleep.

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>>19224187
Crab? What crab? Buy better stonks.

>> No.19224211

>>19224157
Glorious

>> No.19224213

>>19224157
I dropped RH when they were broken for multiple days in a row during a market crash

>> No.19224214

>>19224178
Hold it for a few more weeks and you'll go back down again.

>> No.19224218

>>19224188
Doesn't happen in my stock selection except when it actually dumps at open.

>> No.19224221

I BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY AND I'M SO HAPPY FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.19224227

>>>19224194

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>>19224174
Yay, beef is ok but crab is a rare treat delicious. Never tried bear.

>> No.19224238

>>19224208
thats premarket

>> No.19224240

Lol @ everyone posting their baby gains 30 minutes into the trading day

Newfags everywhere totally different crowd here nowadays

>> No.19224243

The bags are getting heavy bros. They're pulling me down to my knees.

>> No.19224244

>>19224214
You wish lol. Cope harder broke bitch

>economy re-opens unemployment decreases by 10 percent

>ITS GOING LE DOWN!

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KILL ME

>> No.19224246

>>19224192
Legendary fap incoming

>> No.19224249

300 SPX today. Easily. A bit rigged, but who cares.

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Hey lads

Told you about DraftKings

And i told you about PHUN

Hope you got in, im up 12k this week currently.

Also still holding CGC and AMRS long

>> No.19224258

>>19224234
Bear stinks horrible, the fat smells rancid when you skin them. Smells like a wild hog

>> No.19224262

Today is a good day

>> No.19224266

NET is absolute garbage, glad I let go.

>> No.19224267
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>>19224170
German
Short version:
You pay nothing except 15% on divvies which are fully deduced from the 25% divvy tax in Germany.
Essentially there is 0 added tax.

Fill out a w8-ben and send it to your broker and thats it.
I reccomend IBRK or Tastyworks.

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>>19224055
based but i just checked my broker and the October options have strikes only in dollar increments. you're not a filthy LARPer are you?

>> No.19224272

>>19224238
>10:08
>premarket

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fakest and gayest market ive ever seen

>> No.19224284

>>19224240
Can confirm, I'm a newfag and I just came here to say that I made my first dollar as a free man thanks to Joe Rogan's deal with Spotify

>> No.19224283

>>19224213
You don't like the enforced diamond hands feature?

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excuse me what are you doing
the rest of the market is green
excuse me wtf?

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300 SPY INCOMING

300 SPY INCOMING

300 SPY INCOMING

>> No.19224287

Okay. Real talk...i love to talk shit on bears and bulls but all this feels dirty. I feel like i live in some fucked up country like Venezuela and inflation is just taking over. money means less and less. and we just keep hitting higher and higher peaks. Nothing makes sense.

except, green line go up.

>> No.19224288

>>19224266
Why do you say that? I've held for a while and it's near ath

>> No.19224289

It's going up and up. <3

>> No.19224291

>>19224108
what are you trying to say

>> No.19224293
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I wish I had more money to invest. Oh well.
My boomer parents told me I should invest my money. When I told them I’m getting into stocks, they all made fun of me & told me I’d lose everything.

>> No.19224299

Damn, what a run

>> No.19224302

>>19224272
are you pretendind to be retarded? Whole price action was in premarket, now shit is in range

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>>19224268
Sorry it was $11, not 11.50. I don't know why I added on the 50 cents in my head.

>> No.19224316

>>19224287
Who cares? Line goes up.

>> No.19224319

>>19224293
The fuck did they mean by investing then?

>> No.19224322
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>>19224293
Every time I go to take a screenshot it goes up by another .5% lol

>> No.19224327

>>19224293
to be fair you probably will

>> No.19224336

>>19224283
I lost 40% of my portfolio

My fault for playing so risky but damn its not often a black swan event hits ya

>> No.19224337

BAH GAWD!
IS THAT 300s MUSIC IM HEARING?

>> No.19224338

Director selling a small amount of shares always makes me panic sell.

>> No.19224341

>>19224287
hate it or not but inflation is good for stocks


like if we ACTUALLY get inflation (which I doubt) you want to own stocks and have a fixed-rate mortgage

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yeah, I'm thinking we bull market now

>> No.19224348

>>19224267
Thanks anon, I'll have this information in mind when I'll need to look up for the Italian rules.

>> No.19224352

>>19224251
Yo yo yo yo yo yo fuck

Look at the level 2 of PHUN, hundreds of buys of thousands of pieces of stock
This thing is going to fucking MOON today

>> No.19224357

>>19224312>>19224268

Also it was 1.62 a share, not 1.23
Wow I'm really rarted this morning

>> No.19224359

>>19224285
Wait... You bought an REIT... Nigga

>> No.19224360
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>>19224192
HNNNNNNNNG

>> No.19224361

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.19224367

>>19224322
C-can you take a screenshot of some of my stonks pls

>> No.19224372
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>> No.19224373
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>>19223741
stonks are for fun and frens!

>> No.19224377
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19224377

can they guys?

>> No.19224380

>>19224348
Non US citizens pay no taxes for trading in the US except those lmao 15% on divvies.
It shoulod be the same in Italy.

>> No.19224385

>>19224157
>giving all your money to scammers to own the boomers

>> No.19224386

>>19223806
Give me the sauce brother

>> No.19224389
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>>19224343
>ID: GayBat

>> No.19224391

>>19224372
We are breaking out of the triple top now. There is nothing more bullish than that.

>> No.19224408

>>19224391
It is literally being rejected as we speak, are you memeing or just retarded?

>> No.19224410

Can you fucks just push SPY to $300 already so the cascading sell orders and flash crash triggers bringing GLD down with it?

>> No.19224416

Slow and steady, lads. Yes you might make it with a gamble on risky stocks short term but you will definitely make it with quality stocks long term.

>> No.19224419

>>19224386
Learn to reverse image search brother. HH

>> No.19224421

Tell me why youre shorting? Why are you betting against the fed?

>> No.19224425
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>>19224251
>>19224352
looks safe as hell

>> No.19224426

>>19224288
Exaggerated but it's in a range. Everything else on my tech lineup is on an upward trend.

>> No.19224427
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19224427

Who /lovesmoney/ here

>> No.19224431

>>19224380
Well... That's great news.
I'll jump in the fun whenever MIB wants me to. Cheers.

>> No.19224434

Just bought puts, have fun holding the bag, bulltards.

>> No.19224438

>>19224377
those are males

>> No.19224439
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>>19224352
There are people literally bidding 3.50 right now for it.
Im up 10k this morning so far. And its not close to done.

>> No.19224443
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19224443

Not gonna lie. Wayfair had me nervous this morning

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>>19224012
>Imagine watching Attack on Titan and suddenly they get teleported to the world of Full Metal Alchemist without any reason or way to evolve the story.
That's pretty much what happens kek

>> No.19224447

Can someone tell me what is happening with Nano Dimension ltd, if an explanation is possible? I'm a newbie and its a share someone told me to watch. It went up a great deal, then it got suspended and upon reopening went back down again.

>> No.19224451

>>19224359
but trudeau is giving out so much wage subsidies to businesses on top of interest-free loans until 2022. Q1 financials were still pretty good.
i guess I should stop being lazy and finally put in a stop limit now that I'm slightly green

>> No.19224452

>>19224319
2000 bucks down payment (just like when they were young) on a mcmansion at the top of a housing bubble id imagine.

>> No.19224455

>>19224408
Reply to me in 30mins, fag.

>> No.19224467

>>19224427
heh, based I do

>> No.19224472

>>19224281
This
>Everything going to shit
>Vaccine busted, is a year or two away
>"Reopen" but not really just partially
>Clear sign that markets should be crashing
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BULL MARKET

>> No.19224473

>>19224391
I disagree. Nothing makes sense in this market. Fed printers will win. Banks will win. Wall street will win. America will lose.

>> No.19224484

>>19224434
expiration ?

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>>19224419
Brother that would require effort and this is the wrong place to find people willing to put effort in

>> No.19224498

>>19224473
COPE

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19224500

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE: WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT. (except bobos)

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>>19224427
pepe are you okay? what happened to your lower body?

>> No.19224503

>>19224447
they did a stock offering

you know how the Fed money printers go BRRRR and everyone's dollars become less valuable?

thats basically what they just did with their stock

>> No.19224507

Where the fuck is the dump........

>> No.19224512

>>19224484
Tuesday

>> No.19224516

>>19224293
>they all made fun of me & told me I’d lose everything
They're right anon, they see you as an impatient child who day trades at the slight of red.

>> No.19224521

>>19224473
So make money and stop bitching

>> No.19224525

i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna buy a UAL strangle

>> No.19224531

>>19224501
where we're going, we don't need lower bodies

>> No.19224532
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>5 minutes until SPY 300
>1 hour until SPY 320
>4-8 hours until historical max

>> No.19224536

>>19224507
There isnt a dump. it might pull back...but it'll rebound and find ground there.

>> No.19224553

>SPY almost at 300

AND WALLAH SPY WILL NEVER GO BELOW 295 AGAIN

>> No.19224556
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No. They expect one of us the the wreckage, Bobo.

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>>19224500

>> No.19224568

>>19224500
ok good I found the based department

>> No.19224569

>>19224512
strike?

>> No.19224571

>>19224516
>day trades at the sight of red
I’ve never once sold a stock at a loss of money, or a break even. 5% gains, accounting for taxes, or nothing
I bought $2 worth of JCP stocks at 20 cents as a meme. Okay I admit it, I lost about 70 cents.

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>>19224531
based

>> No.19224578

>>19224473
As always? Why don't you wanna win once too?

>>19224408
Still here fag? Rejected kek.

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>>19224507
>Where the fuck is the dump........
In the next 12 years, but the bottom will be 45000.

>> No.19224582

Is now a fine time to get into UAL?
Long-term it's just gonna keep rising, right?

>> No.19224583

>>19224503
Oh dear. Thanks for the info.

>> No.19224591

>>19224117
It was a collab between A-1 and Trigger from the start. Iirc people started blaming A-1 once it went to shit since apparently Trigger can do no wrong.

>>19224507
We'll be stuck waiting for years...

>> No.19224594

>>19224473
What's stopping you from also winning?

>> No.19224596
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I'm all cash and I feel suicidal

>> No.19224611

>>19224596
do it faggot

>> No.19224615

>>19224596
At least you are not holding puts.

>> No.19224621

>>19224596
>he bet against america

>> No.19224625

>>19224571
>I bought $2 worth of JCP stocks at 20 cents as a meme. Okay I admit it, I lost about 70 cents.
I, too, briefly was controlling shareholder of JCP.

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>>19224596

>my longs barely green
>my shorts extremely red

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buy INTU calls before earnings bros

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>>19224427
I do. In fact I love it so much we should print more of it.

>> No.19224637

>>19224596
at least you didn't go full beartard

>> No.19224639

>>19223863
Welcome to my world. Farming is getting destroyed, but hey let’s pump that market.

>> No.19224643

Ktov

>> No.19224645

>>19224582
Sure bud. Just don't look at PE and pretend that everything is ok ;)

>> No.19224651
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>>19224596
Why didn't you listen?

We tried to tell you.

>> No.19224659

>>19224637
I sure feel like a retard

>> No.19224663

My SHOP shorts are getting tiresome, just pick a direction and go you shit.

>> No.19224666

>>19224596
I was with you for a long time anon, I held for 2 years in Cash before this crash waiting for these 2-3 months... It paid off big time.

You missed the dip, you might as well get in now man

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19224676

LOAD UP THE COOM LADS

WE'RE GOING TO THE COOMOON

>> No.19224678

>>19224578
who says im not?

The american people are literally funneling their money into Jewish pockets through an elaborate ponzi scheme called the federal reserve. The American people are getting fucked.

But why short a ponzi scheme? Theyre gonna win until one day they dont. Until then, fuck it. Just pump it. Contribute to the fall and dont fight it.

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BULL MOMMY GIVE MILKIES

>> No.19224699

>>19224678
that ponzi scheme has been going on longer than anyone here has been alive

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19224706

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

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>>19224581
kek

>> No.19224722

>>19224596
Cash is fine, spend your time building a watchlist and set yourself prices your comfy with to take the plunge when they hit those prices.

The hard part is holding long term after.

>> No.19224724

i have made so much fucking money from holding 7x nasdaq and 16x leveraged wti for the past couple of days
i'm going to buy a home.. almost actually crying

>> No.19224732

>>19224678
Then everything is good. World is fucked anyway so I don't give a shit about your moral story.

>> No.19224745

>>19224621
>by holding what most likely are american dollars

>> No.19224747

>>19224596
You should be lucky your money is still with you. At least you didn't gamble on puts. There's still time until recovery though.

>> No.19224749

>>19224724
>current year +5

>buying a home

Anon, don't hurt yourself.

>> No.19224756

I seriously hope you loaded up on TQQQ, oil and airlines and puts on bearshire

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For once in my life, I can't seem to lose. What a time to be alive

>> No.19224765
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>Always go long on swings and end up losing.
>Yesterday I saw the market going down, so I went short.
>Today market goes up massively.

>> No.19224766

>Man sentenced to death in Singapore via Zoom
I guess this is bullish af
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52739676

>> No.19224770

>>19224724
It'll go as fast as it came if you keep taking the same risks. Settle down now, take small risk and live comfortably.

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>>19224713
See you in the next 12 years then.

>> No.19224776

>>19223744
>hates weebs yet posts on 4ch
NGMI too much cognitive dissonance

>>19223745
Especially [joggers]

>>19223847
>betting against anti-fiat hedge
Shiggy diggy duggy

>> No.19224780

>>19224724
Congratulations anon. You deserve your success.

>> No.19224788

>>19224724
How does one leverage that much?

>> No.19224790

>>19224596
VFIAX and VTMGX

you're welcome

>> No.19224791

>>19224724
>7x nasdaq
Where can I buy this?

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Worth going in GE long now?

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>>19224596
if youre waiting for another dump then just average in a bit every week. that way if we do dump you can still get in at a lower price but if we dont dump you will still make some gains.

>> No.19224803

Ya'll niggers are speaking too soon. It's a ded kot bounce

>> No.19224808
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>>19224359
Redwood Trust is going to the moon today

>> No.19224809

This is it! This is when GLD gets fucked and Baggie gets his fucking money.

>> No.19224810

WHY IS NVIDIA DUMPING

>> No.19224816

>>19224699
Yup. Which is why every generation after boomers has been poorer...and poorer...and poorer.

Boomers are the first generation in the history of mankind to pass on less wealth to their children than the generation before them. The escalation has only started.

First Inflation measurement started in 1913. First federal income tax started in 1913. And coincidentally, the Fed started in 1913.

>> No.19224817

>>19224788
>>19224791
For US anons, either calls or a futures account

>> No.19224821

Got in a little tiny short for ACB at $13.15
Even though ACB is a dogshit company and I have full faith and confidence that this stock will bleed for the next 3 months, I still wish etrade would let me put a trailing stop on my position. But the order interface keeps telling me it's not available for OTC tickers.

>> No.19224822

>>19224776
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.19224825

>>19224791
QQQ weekly Calls
Ball to the wall all in

Becoming rich or part of the suicide statistic

>> No.19224826

GET READY FOR THAT SECOND WIND

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>>19223725
Was biz listening yesterday and buying Nano Dimensions or were you still derping around with bullshit like moderna? Can still get on this train but you'll be in one of the trashier cars

>> No.19224832

>>19224803
The classical dead cat bounce over several weeks.

>> No.19224841

>>19224803
This cat is well and alive and jumping after mice apparently.

>> No.19224843

>>19224803
Dead cat bounce already happened in March.

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Where my RMBL chads at?

>> No.19224853

What the fuck do I buy

>> No.19224854
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i'm about to go postal

>> No.19224862

>>19224724
Absolutely basado and rojo-pill’d

>>19224706
K3k3k3k R.I.P Billy Bobo J-Pow whacked that foolish n00b he thought he was a playay but nah he ain’t

>> No.19224867

>>19224843
It's getting some impressive airtime.

>> No.19224877

>>19224847
nothing quite as bullish as a reverse split

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>>19224853
Id wait for a small dip.
But there is no dip.

When nothing is a buy everything is. Just buy. Regret later.

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SOXL has totally saved me from the March crash.

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>>19224803
>It's a ded kot bounce

>> No.19224903

>>19224724
Congrats! Enjoy your newfound wealth. Don't let anyone try to take it from you either. People will be coming outta the woodwork claiming "hey you know me, we went to such and such place".

>> No.19224906

>>19224843
>>19224841
>>19224832
>>19224890
Oh sorry let me rephrase that.

DROP IT LIKE HIROSHIMA

Mark my words

>> No.19224910

Herro mein frens. I've been away for a while? Saw baggie made some anti coin thread. I'm glad hes still alive. Hows LCIguy?

>> No.19224914

>>19224724
proud of you king

>> No.19224917

>>19224793
>now
If you didn’t get that shit at $5 a share, you missed the boat.

>> No.19224918

>>19224810
Because Nvidia is even more overbought than TSLA

>> No.19224929

HOLY FUCK WHERE IS MY MONEY

>> No.19224931
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>>19224906
Stop hating money
>>19223806
Do it then

>> No.19224936

>Everthing green
Me like

>> No.19224944
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19224944

What do you reckon? Low debt, good brand, really cheap.

Should I do it? I plan to hold for at least 3 year.

>> No.19224945

>>19224822
Transition from human to transhuman? From mere fleshbag to cy-Bro? From homo to Super Saiyan battle monke?!?

Bro, leave fear behind and embrace #gains #wins #gold #semiconductors #QQQ

J-Pow has ka-powwwed bobos and we moon mission nao

U best get ready

>>19224826
+

>>19224803
U mad?

>> No.19224947

>>19224596
>getting killed by inflation
didn't the jews educate you? of all the world economies US is least fucked and every person on earth is FOMOing into the US stock market. just check the broker's reports

>> No.19224952

Where are all the shitter bears who said today was going to be blood red?

>> No.19224955

>>19224853
Just hope for EOD dip last yesterday

>> No.19224960

I'm breakin' my gains in the bull run
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I left my positions and I feel so bad
I guess the bulls have run
Oh, they’re the best cheapies I ever had
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I’m bein’ robbed with a gov’t gun
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I miss my shorts and the bear run
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I left my positions and I feel so bad
I guess the bulls have run
Oh, they’re the best cheapies I ever had
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

>> No.19224965

>>19223945
>>19223891
>>19223856
>Drinking the alcoholic jew
Ngmi

>> No.19224966

>>19224793
kek, I've been long for a while. They're in a bidding contest to get a sweet govt contract now with RTX (Another holding of mine).

>> No.19224969

>>19224952
i said that to encourage others to buy puts so i could laugh at them today

>> No.19224972

>>19224952
Hopefully dead, so we can go back to 400 SPY

>> No.19224973

>>19224952
On suicide watch.

>> No.19224976

>close puts
>market rollsover with 2 minutes
I expect it to happen nearly every fucking time, but still net long at least for the time being. I swear it's like there is a simulation running against me that inverses the entire market.

>> No.19224989

>>19224977
>>19224977
>>19224977
>>19224977
new thread

>>19224952
They retreated to cash, those fucking cowards!

>> No.19224990

>>19224952
here. what do you want? the day is not over

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>>19224960

>> No.19225017

>>19224965
>alcoholic jew
I think it would be the alcoholic european. Beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, that's all euros.

>> No.19225019

>>19224765
Buy high sell low so easy

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>>19224960
nice, kek

>> No.19225025

>>19224989
shit thread

>> No.19225056
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This market

>> No.19225067

>>19224945
did you decide on a name?

>> No.19225093

>>19225017

its literally a religious mandate in judaism to drink wine every friday night

>> No.19225101

>>19225067
kek

>> No.19225130

>>19224556

Lmao

>> No.19225133

>>19224889
Congratulations. It's been tough here and there but looks like we're pulling through. Give it another six months and SOXL is really gonna make us proud

>> No.19225152

>>19225017
Yeah and guess what there are Jews there too!

>> No.19225208
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Looks like shrmf bros are getting fucked today but not in a good way.

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I am sad. Nothing going my way. Lost almost everything. :(

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>>19223744
Anime imageboard you autistic loser.

>>19224822
>>19225067
Don't you ever get tired of regurgitating the same shit over and over again?

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>>19224990
Everyone point and laugh at this nigger faggot.

>> No.19225738

>>19224853
KO, C, RTX are all off their ath's and can gain 50% long term

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>>19225738
SPCE can gain 10x

>> No.19226163

>>19224853
If you buy SPCE now you can get nearly the same price Pajeet Master Chamath Palihapitiya paid.

>> No.19226219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8T9mVkGh3s

Watch this video and tell me why would anyone not want to buy SPCE