/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19219582
That’s really what the chart tells you? Really? Like...really?

>>19219688
yes

>>19219582
I can feel it. We make it this year.

>>19220080
No, it's happening TONIGHT

>>19219582
Lower lows and lower highs.

For me, it's Chainlink. The best cryptocurrency. I even buy extra in the smallest dip and the price increase just keeps on its spirit to oblige.

One time I bought Chainlink for 50 cents. I said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!" and the nice friendly Binance worker laughed and said, "Wow, Chainlink for 50 cents!".

Now the Binance staff greets me with "Chainlink for 50 cents" and ALWAYS give me three extra LINK over a purchase of 100 or more. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Binance currency exchange, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying the dips and accumilating in lower price periods, 1-2 times for buying more LINK on the weekend, and maybe one extra time when I'm in a rush but want a great cryptocurrency exchange that is fast, and can match my daily cryptocurrency needs.

I even sold my BTC for CHAINLINK, it's amazing! What a great cryptocurrency.

you missed two decimal places out

>>19219582
$10 EOY? Gee willikers at this rate it might be better than the interest in my stock savings account!

>>19220996
I saw Sergey at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven big macs and two milkshakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few big macs in his pants.

When she scanned one of the big macs and told the total sum, he stopped her and angrily told her to agree on a smart insurance contract, in case the hamburgers messes up Sergey’s belly. He said he had a few sensors up in his ass, which were giving highly reliable real-time data of his stomach’s condition and bringing that information reliably to the smart contract, which will automatically trigger the insurance payment when needed. He then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlink’s oracle network is working anyway.
After she agreed on the contracts service agreement and demanded the payment for the hamburgers, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said “I find Burger King fundamentally better anyway”.

>>19221135
I thought Sergey like milkybars??

>>19219582
that is obviously a distribution structure

looks like a bart to me

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THOUGHTS

>>19219582
>$10 EOY
don't your arms get tired from moving the goalposts that much?

>>19219582
>only $10
lmao nice fud

>>19219582
>$10
that's great! you had two years nolinkers!

>>19221377
What does that mean? Also 10$ is fud

>>19221547
wyckoff

10k is happening by 2026

>>19221135
Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

>>19221577
>>19221566
>>19221377
>>19220988
>>19219688
Epic digits frens. 1k is fud

>>19219582
Dear god I hope not. I had to sell some off to survive earlier this year and I’m still trying to accumulate. Medical debt man

It’s ok I still have over 20k but man if I could get back to 30k I’d be so happy

>>19221597
Post the one about Jason Parser and the blocked toilet and how Sergey has a beans obsession and how like Sergey and Rory blocked Jason Parser's toilet because they ate too many beans and also wasted Jason Parser's printer ink by printing off full color photos of their favorite beans.

>>19221631
You won’t make it bro if you’re already selling

>>19221640
Haven't seen that, sounds good tho

Donald Trump and Sergey Nazarov walk into a bar and see two fine ladies over by the jukebox. Sergey swaggers up to the two fine ladies and Trump acts as Trump's wingman.
"Aww go away Donald Blump" the pretty lady blurts out.
"Hush my dead, for that is the President of the United States"
"Ohh ok, tee hee. Who are you then?" the lady replies cutely.
"You worst nightmare.. eheh"
Donald realised that this isn't a good move and steps in to sort things out.
[1 hour later]
Sergey Nazarov and the two fine ladies are in a hotel room that Donald Trump has generally comped him. They are eating sushi and having a great fucking time.

>>19221645
I’ve been holding since early 2018. I will hold til moon but imo it’s not worth it to make my life miserable now for a dream that may come in years or never come. So I sold some to pay off debts from a brain mri last summer

>>19221661
What a fucking train wreck lad. Do you even into proofread? Sounds like something written by the Chinese media

Can someone post the one about sergey at a night club lighting a cigar with a $100 bill?

>>19221705
Thta's what makes it funny

One ah you fackin momos got my kid chahlie to put all his savin money in dis bitcone thing. Now its goin down an hes freakin the fack out. How do I get is fackin dough back? What kinda business you fackin punks runnin heeah?